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The uber kawaii-desu-animus just piss me right the hell off. They're right there next to furries!

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The uber kawaii-desu-animus just piss me right the hell off. They're right there next to furries!

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"Oh C'mon! RJ! You know I can't cook!" complained the bounty hunter, AJ, who was casually adorned in a black t-shirt that read 'Join the Dark Side', torn jeans, and his combat boots. His brother, who gave him a disappointed nod, replied, "Listen, I have to go ... Xana just caught Cujo eating chocolate." He let in a pause to get his long leather coat on, which did not cease to remind AJ of RJ's Matrix fettish and his period of time where every other word that came out of his mouth was "Trinities leather pants!"

"You remember the last time they took Cujo to the vet right?"

AJ shuddered, "You'd think a velociraptor would know chocolate is not part of his natural diet."

"Which reminds me, Iymtana said she's on a diet. Make sure you cook the tofu-dogs as well." RJ trailed off into thought, "Now that I think of it ever since she met Mr. Sock she's had a thing for weird foods..." he mumbled. Finally with a good-bye and further attempts to talk himself out of cooking, AJ was alone in the apartment, the list of ingredients stuck in his hand. He let out a sigh and sulked his way into the kitchen.

As he stood over the stove the bare, raw, turkey seemed to mock him. His eyes became slits almost as if he wanted to cut the turkey with his glare. The thought came across him that he could just leave it and let RJ cook it when he got home, though, knowing RJ, he'd need a nap after literally wrestling with a dinosaur.

"HEY UNCLE AJ!!"

AJ jumped and spun around catching a knife from atop the refrigerator and bringing it towards the source of the squeaky voice. By milliseconds he resisted slashing at the miniature figure below him, stopping only centimeters from his nephews throat. The bright lively eyes didn't even seem to show any acknowledgment to his near-death experience.

AJ pulled the knife back and stuck it into the turkey then said, "Exo! Don't sneak up on me!"

"Mmkay!" Exo said cheerfully, hopping onto the counter to watch his uncle in anticipation. "Whatcha doin'? Are we going to have turkey!? AWESOME!" Exo bounced, wagging his little demon tail and flapping the comically tiny wings on his back, "What about potat--"

"EXO!!!" AJ roared, flailing his arms slightly, trying not to channel his anger by strangle the turkey, "I don't know if I'll be cooking at ALL!"

Exo stared at his uncle for a moment then squeaked, "So no potatoes?"

"No.... no.... potatoes...." AJ turned back to the stove, contemplating why his brother didn't keep any cook books and why the Sith Lord was the only one to have a computer. "Exo, I need you to get out the spices for the turkey while I search the back room for any clue to cooking."

The little demon shook his head with glee and hopped down from the counter. After AJ departed from the kitchen, Exo went and opened every cabinet, pulling down anything that remotely looked like spices, he even looked under the sink.

Then it occurred to him, he might as well help Uncle AJ and add the spices for him! He pulled out a golden pouch with a star on it, and opened it over the raw turkey. A black sand escaped and covered the sticky, slimy, wet surface of the dead bird, immediately on contact the sand melted and left black streaks dripping over the sides and into the cooking pan.

Next, Exo pulled out a tin can with what looked like elven ruins inscribed on them, too bad he skipped on learning elven. He overturned the can and a sparkly dust fell out like a cloud, covering the turkey entirely.

Exo waved away the floating particles and gasped. Where'd the turkey go!?

He freaked out for a moment, if Uncle AJ knew that the turkey was gone, who knows what he'll tell daddy!

Suddenly, in Exos panic, he slipped and his head went SPLAT onto a wet sticky fleshy surface. He opened an eye to see the inside of the cooking pan, however he wasn't touching it.

He sat up and looked at the pan for a moment before extending a finger and prodding at the area inside the pan. He felt the wet flesh of what he realized was the turkey. It was invisible!

Quickly Exo tried rubbing off the invisibility powder, only to see the palms of his hands disappearing. Then, he snatched the turkey and threw it into the sink, turning the nob of the water to HOT and letting it pour into the turkey as well as his hands. Fortunately, the turkey reappeared.

The moment the water hit his hands, Exo felt a twinge of stinging pain in his finger, he looked to see that the tin can had accidentally cut him. Blood trickled out and into the water, eventually ceasing as Exos hereditary accelerated-healing kicked in.

He was about to pull the turkey from the sink, but right as he went to, the room suddenly became cold and Exo had a sudden shock of horror and paranoia. He shrieked and ran from the kitchen, sprinting down the hallway, waking up the Sith Lord from her room, leaping into the back room and hiding underneath his fathers bed sheets.

AJ suddenly came storming out from the closet with a huge meat cleaver and a shot-gun, followed by his armor carrying his spear, both armed and ready for anything that would endanger his nephew.

"What is it Exo?!"

Tiny whimpering escaped from the pile of sheets on his brothers bed.

The armor went and stood by the door, on guard, while AJ approached the little Exo, "What happened?!"

Two ruby red eyes peaked out from under the bed-spread, shining in the shadows like cats eyes. Exo crawled out, felling a bit less afraid with his uncle around, "There was something in the kitchen. I dunno what. I was just trying to help!"

AJ exhaled sharply, pondering and running through any knowledge he would have on something like this. He nodded towards his armor, who, in turn, nodded back and fell to the floor, no longer animate.

The bounty hunter donned the celestial suit and opened the door to the hallway, gesturing for Exo to stay where he was. Once AJ was in the hallway, he saw the Sith Lord standing ready, lightsabers ignited from the palms of her hands. She spoke in a gravely dry voice, "There is a great evil. I sense it."

AJ nodded and waved his hand for her to follow him towards the kitchen. As they entered, AJ just dropped his spear...

-=-=-=

Exo waited for his uncle. Anything to tell him it was safe.

When the door to the room opened, he ducked back into the sheets till he saw it was just Uncle AJ.

"Did you get it!? What was it?"

AJ removed his helmet to revel an annoyed glare, Exo ducked again and gazed up at the towering armored figure.

"Exo... there was NOTHING! Just an UNcooked turkey and a huge PILE of magic items."

"But... but..."

"No Exo... you worried both me and Iymtana. Now I want you to stay out of the kitchen, until dinner is ready."

"Okay..." Exo replied, sniffling sadly.

"I'm sorry Exo." said AJ as he placed a hand on his nephews shoulder before leaving back to the kitchen.

-=-=-=

"Cujo! Sit! Stay! NO!! DON'T EAT THE NURSE!!"

The yelling and screaming could have been heard all the way down the hall. Doctors and nurses both in confusion, horror, and fascination at a real live Velociraptor in their midst. Xana and RJ seemed to be the only ones who weren't phased by the presence of a prehistoric reptile gnawing on the leg of a ripped up nurse.

"C'mere Cujo. Drop the leg, and we'll head home 'kay?" coaxed Xana, arms open wide.

Cujo looked up at his friend with puppy-dog like eyes, her words going through one side of his head and out the other. The familiar continued to gnaw and eventually trotted off.

Xana groaned and turned to RJ who had apparently been hooked up on his cell phone.

"RJ!!!!" she boomed, "Can't you help me out here!?"

Suddenly RJs eyes snapped wide and he went completely pale, "Xana I have to get back to the apartment!!"

"For what!? Cujos already eaten five and a half people!"

"I need to stop a potentially universally destructive evil!!" Which was his excuse for everything. RJ bolted from the vet, before Xana could say anything and jumped into his Green and silver Mustang, driving recklessly fast towards their apartment complex.

He ran as fast as he could up the stairs and bust down the door to his home, only to be snatched by AJ and yanked into the kitchen. There on the counter was the raw uncooked turkey. RJ was quiet for a moment before turning to his brother and saying, "Its not COOKED!"

"Look closer!!!" yelled AJ.

RJ shook his head and leaned forward till he was inches from the turkey, the smell of uncooked meat assaulted his nose, but he didn't see anything.

"Look AJ, it wont take much just to sprinkle some seasoning," RJ pulled down some pepper and other spices, "and stick it in the freaking oven for a few minutes! A FEW MINUTES!!!"

The two brothers stared at each other for a moment before RJ stormed out to the living room, leaving AJ in the kitchen. "I don't want to stop Cujo from eating people this time, but you're still going to cook!"

AJ sighed and walked towards the turkey then called to RJ, "Exo insisted on helping with the spices, he found the invisibility powder."

"So what? Okay it'll taste a bit funky and we might not see our tongues for a while... JUST COOK THE DAMN BIRD!" The angry voice from the living room made AJ turn back towards the counter and get straight to cooking. He reached over to the pile of spices and magic powders to find the pepper and what-not. He found a canister of what looked like pepper and went ahead and sprinkled it on, maybe a bit more than what he needed, but it should be fine.

"Hey don't forget to butter it! I don't want to be eating a pile of peppered magic ashes!" yelled RJ conveniently.

AJ shrugged and placed a whole stick of butter ontop of the turkey with a slightly gross sounding SHLOP!

"How long should I cook it?" yelled back AJ.

"Till it gets golden brown!" replied RJ.

Till it gets golden brown. Well he wanted to get this over with quickly...

Somewhere on his belt pouch AJ kept a useful utensil, a wand of fire. He searched around and eventually found it. Carefully, he aimed it at a far enough distance so it wouldn't burn the walls or anything else but the turkey. He activated the wand and the next thing he knew he was blown back, spices flying everywhere, knives and forks going off like shrapnel from a grenade.

RJ, Exo, and Mr. Sock riding on the Sith Lords shoulder all ran to the kitchen to see AJ stuck against the wall with many knives and forks stuck to the walls in places to close for comfort. Exo called to his uncle, "Uncle AJ! Are you okay!?"

The bounty hunter just replied with, "WHEN DID WE GET A GAS OVEN!!!???"

RJ couldn't help but snicker, then eventually found himself howling with laughter as his brother fell flat on the ground leaving a clean spot in the shape of the celestial armor on the wall. "Jeez AJ... how hard is it to just stick the bird in the oven!?"

The Sith Lord however, snapped her head to the side towards the destroyed hull of the oven, Mr. Sock blinked his button eyes in wonder. She walked closer to the oven and picked up the cooking pan. "My lord, the deceased foul is gone."

RJ looked up at her and replied, "No duh! It blew up!"

"On the contrary, sir, there would be some indication that the bird would be here, bits and pieces of flesh around the nourishment compartments. There are none.

Then it hit RJ, there really was no pieces of the turkey. He looked around and still, no sign of the turkey.

Suddenly as AJ started to get up he was tackled by his brother back to the ground, the sound of an energy blast roared over him and RJ, he looked towards the source and never thought to see what he saw.

It was the turkey....

The two half-elves, half-demon, sock, and Deveronian, ran to the back room. RJ ran into the closet and came back out ranting and donning his fiend armor (as opposed to AJs angel armor).

"What is that!? Tell me! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?"

AJ was about to say, "I have absolutely no clue." but Mr. Sock was able to speak before him.

"I suspect that the different 'spices' that were applied were actually components to spells or otherwise powerful magic." The sock paused, and Iymtana closed her eyes, both connecting mentally, as if searching for more information, "I detect that the salt of the liche prince was applied,"

Both half-elves stared at Exo through intense visors.

"Then connected with a universal source of life force,"

They still stared at Exo, who tried to hide the scar on his finger.

"Then applied with a source of energy, enough to wake it up, however the energy was not connected th--"

"The butter!" yelled RJ by accident, he settled back to listening to Mr. Sock after questionable glances from the other four.

"Indeed, and when the butter was melted by the fire blast it was like an electrical circuit from a battery to a machine. The turkey was activated."

"Well... how can we get rid of it?" asked Exo curiously.

"I suspect we can't. The turkey is an incredibly smart bird, the liches spirit would have most definently adjusted and triggered its regenerating properties." said Mr. Sock, "However we can entomb it. Liches of the past have been entombed by ruins or symbols restraining its power."

Then AJ burst in, "Okay I've got it! We can put it in the pantry!"

"Awww... but I wanted to catch it in a pokeball..." groaned Exo. Again everyone looked down at the little half-demon.

"What?... Gotta catch 'em all!" he said with a nervous chuckle.

-=-=-=-=-=

The twins sneaked their way past the opening to the kitchen and crept up to the bar, then peaked in. Inside, they saw the turkey, walking on its drum-sticks and practicing its spells with featherless floppy wings. Chicken legs and steaks crawled out from the refrigerator following the one who woke them. The twins crouched back down behind the bar and whispered amongst each other.

"Okay... I'll go in with Iymtana, well try distract it. You run in and get those symbols on the pantry door ASAP." detailed AJ.

"Alright... but bro..." RJ said placing a hand on AJs shoulder, "Be careful."

AJ nodded then stood catching sight of the Sith Lord. He drew his spear and tower shield then walked into the kitchen followed my Iymtana with lightsabers ignited.

The turkey seemed to watch them with the stub of a neck, watching them like a tiger ready to pounce. Iymtana inhaled deeply, which worried AJ, was this liche-turkey powerful enough to intimidate her?

Suddenly AJ was thrown aside by an invisible force as the turkey lunged at him with lightning speed. It passed him by inches and closed in on Iymtana.

How could he describe it? The cry of Mr. Sock was so heart-wrenchingly unbearable, even for a bounty hunter, who's never new love ever in his life, it was devastating. Little beads of tears (literally) fell from Mr. Socks button eyes, at the sight of the emotional moment, AJ felt as if it were his fault Iymtana was lost to them. She saved him. He wished the turkey could have taken him instead of Iymtana. She labored night and day to knit the small socks for her bond mate, Mr. Sock. Now she was gone... devoured by the turkey.

AJ slammed his fist into the ground and roared in anger at such a horrific act the turkey had enacted. He snatched his spear and lunged at the undead bird. Simply being blasted back into the refrigerator. Steaks and drum-sticks bounced about him, trying pitifully to knock him out and hold him down. A steak climbed to the front of his visor, blinding him, somehow sticking on with abnormal strength.

Finally, RJ finished the sygils, though when he was about to shout it to AJ, he saw his brother scrambling about with a steak on his face.

"AJ!!" he called before he saw the turkey approaching his prone brother.

RJ was instilled with a sudden fear and horror. His brother was going to die! The turkey would kill him! But he had no power to stop it. The turkey was just simply too powerful!

Then RJ felt soothingly calm as a woolly feeling brushed into his armor. He heard a voice in his head, "Just fight it. I'll help you." It was Mr. Sock!

RJ obeyed and pulled out his two katanas, whirling them like a dervish. Amazingly, he sliced into the flesh of the turkey, making it spill greenish goop into the linoleum floor.

It turned to him and sent a ray of power towards RJ blasting him back.

Mr. Sock escaped from RJs armor and landed onto the floor, infront of the turkey. The turkey sent its meaty minions after the animated foot accessory, following behind to shoot fire balls at the sock.

RJ dodged the fire balls and ran to his brother, trying to pry off the steak from his face. It was an effort but eventually it came off with a disgusting SHLORP!

"AJ! RJ! I need your help!" called Mr. Sock, leaping through the air, dodging the turkeys fire blasts and reacting with lightning strikes.

"What can we do?!" yelled AJ standing up.

"Get Iymtana out!"

The twins gave eachother a disturbed look, knowing precisely what Mr. Sock meant. They both shrugged and AJ ran over to the other side of the turkey, the twins now flanking the undead dinner.

Mr. Sock finally gave a twist in the air and shot a bolt towards the turkey, paralyzing it. Quickly AJ and RJ snapped to action, AJ grabbed the turkeys wings as RJ shot his arm into the end of the turkey not daring to open his eyes to see where his arm was. He felt the sharp curve of a familiar horn and instantly grabbed on. "I got her!"

AJ placed his feet on his brothers and they both pushed apart, AJ pulling on the turkeys wings and RJ pulling on the Sith Lords horn. Soon after much effort Iymtana came flying out from the turkey covered in rotting green goopy meat. Mr. Sock squealed in delight and cuddled against his unconscience Sith Lord. Meanwhile, RJ and AJ threw the turkey into the pantry and closed the pantry, never to be opened again.

RJ sighed in relief and looked at his brother, then started chuckling and gave him a punch in the arm, "You are NEVER cooking again!"

phew ^^ yeah thats the story behind this picture XD it was an RP between me and we had some of the most random things XD

I played AJ, and the Sith Lord. Chibi played RJ, Xana, Cujo, Exo, and Mr. Sock.

We've also developed that Iymtana (aka The Sith Lord) and Mr. Sock are mates No purer love than that of a Sock and a Sith Lord :3

During the RPs when AJ made sandwiches they would explode like grenades (metal shrapnel n' all) whilst RJ had the mad cooking skills (why? b/c Chibi DOES have mad cooking skills XD and I don't )

so yeah! here ya go!

ENJOY!

AJ, Iymtana, Turkey and meaty followers are mine
RJ, Mr. Sock, Exo, Xana, and Cujo are s
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"Oh C'mon! RJ! You know I can't cook!" complained the bounty hunter, AJ, who was casually adorned in a black t-shirt that read 'Join the Dark Side', torn jeans, and his combat boots. His brother, who gave him a disappointed nod, replied, "Listen, I have to go ... Xana just caught Cujo eating chocolate." He let in a pause to get his long leather coat on, which did not cease to remind AJ of RJ's Matrix fettish and his period of time where every other word that came out of his mouth was "Trinities leather pants!"

"You remember the last time they took Cujo to the vet right?"

AJ shuddered, "You'd think a velociraptor would know chocolate is not part of his natural diet."

"Which reminds me, Iymtana said she's on a diet. Make sure you cook the tofu-dogs as well." RJ trailed off into thought, "Now that I think of it ever since she met Mr. Sock she's had a thing for weird foods..." he mumbled. Finally with a good-bye and further attempts to talk himself out of cooking, AJ was alone in the apartment, the list of ingredients stuck in his hand. He let out a sigh and sulked his way into the kitchen.

As he stood over the stove the bare, raw, turkey seemed to mock him. His eyes became slits almost as if he wanted to cut the turkey with his glare. The thought came across him that he could just leave it and let RJ cook it when he got home, though, knowing RJ, he'd need a nap after literally wrestling with a dinosaur.

"HEY UNCLE AJ!!"

AJ jumped and spun around catching a knife from atop the refrigerator and bringing it towards the source of the squeaky voice. By milliseconds he resisted slashing at the miniature figure below him, stopping only centimeters from his nephews throat. The bright lively eyes didn't even seem to show any acknowledgment to his near-death experience.

AJ pulled the knife back and stuck it into the turkey then said, "Exo! Don't sneak up on me!"

"Mmkay!" Exo said cheerfully, hopping onto the counter to watch his uncle in anticipation. "Whatcha doin'? Are we going to have turkey!? AWESOME!" Exo bounced, wagging his little demon tail and flapping the comically tiny wings on his back, "What about potat--"

"EXO!!!" AJ roared, flailing his arms slightly, trying not to channel his anger by strangle the turkey, "I don't know if I'll be cooking at ALL!"

Exo stared at his uncle for a moment then squeaked, "So no potatoes?"

"No.... no.... potatoes...." AJ turned back to the stove, contemplating why his brother didn't keep any cook books and why the Sith Lord was the only one to have a computer. "Exo, I need you to get out the spices for the turkey while I search the back room for any clue to cooking."

The little demon shook his head with glee and hopped down from the counter. After AJ departed from the kitchen, Exo went and opened every cabinet, pulling down anything that remotely looked like spices, he even looked under the sink.

Then it occurred to him, he might as well help Uncle AJ and add the spices for him! He pulled out a golden pouch with a star on it, and opened it over the raw turkey. A black sand escaped and covered the sticky, slimy, wet surface of the dead bird, immediately on contact the sand melted and left black streaks dripping over the sides and into the cooking pan.

Next, Exo pulled out a tin can with what looked like elven ruins inscribed on them, too bad he skipped on learning elven. He overturned the can and a sparkly dust fell out like a cloud, covering the turkey entirely.

Exo waved away the floating particles and gasped. Where'd the turkey go!?

He freaked out for a moment, if Uncle AJ knew that the turkey was gone, who knows what he'll tell daddy!

Suddenly, in Exos panic, he slipped and his head went SPLAT onto a wet sticky fleshy surface. He opened an eye to see the inside of the cooking pan, however he wasn't touching it.

He sat up and looked at the pan for a moment before extending a finger and prodding at the area inside the pan. He felt the wet flesh of what he realized was the turkey. It was invisible!

Quickly Exo tried rubbing off the invisibility powder, only to see the palms of his hands disappearing. Then, he snatched the turkey and threw it into the sink, turning the nob of the water to HOT and letting it pour into the turkey as well as his hands. Fortunately, the turkey reappeared.

The moment the water hit his hands, Exo felt a twinge of stinging pain in his finger, he looked to see that the tin can had accidentally cut him. Blood trickled out and into the water, eventually ceasing as Exos hereditary accelerated-healing kicked in.

He was about to pull the turkey from the sink, but right as he went to, the room suddenly became cold and Exo had a sudden shock of horror and paranoia. He shrieked and ran from the kitchen, sprinting down the hallway, waking up the Sith Lord from her room, leaping into the back room and hiding underneath his fathers bed sheets.

AJ suddenly came storming out from the closet with a huge meat cleaver and a shot-gun, followed by his armor carrying his spear, both armed and ready for anything that would endanger his nephew.

"What is it Exo?!"

Tiny whimpering escaped from the pile of sheets on his brothers bed.

The armor went and stood by the door, on guard, while AJ approached the little Exo, "What happened?!"

Two ruby red eyes peaked out from under the bed-spread, shining in the shadows like cats eyes. Exo crawled out, felling a bit less afraid with his uncle around, "There was something in the kitchen. I dunno what. I was just trying to help!"

AJ exhaled sharply, pondering and running through any knowledge he would have on something like this. He nodded towards his armor, who, in turn, nodded back and fell to the floor, no longer animate.

The bounty hunter donned the celestial suit and opened the door to the hallway, gesturing for Exo to stay where he was. Once AJ was in the hallway, he saw the Sith Lord standing ready, lightsabers ignited from the palms of her hands. She spoke in a gravely dry voice, "There is a great evil. I sense it."

AJ nodded and waved his hand for her to follow him towards the kitchen. As they entered, AJ just dropped his spear...

-=-=-=

Exo waited for his uncle. Anything to tell him it was safe.

When the door to the room opened, he ducked back into the sheets till he saw it was just Uncle AJ.

"Did you get it!? What was it?"

AJ removed his helmet to revel an annoyed glare, Exo ducked again and gazed up at the towering armored figure.

"Exo... there was NOTHING! Just an UNcooked turkey and a huge PILE of magic items."

"But... but..."

"No Exo... you worried both me and Iymtana. Now I want you to stay out of the kitchen, until dinner is ready."

"Okay..." Exo replied, sniffling sadly.

"I'm sorry Exo." said AJ as he placed a hand on his nephews shoulder before leaving back to the kitchen.

-=-=-=

"Cujo! Sit! Stay! NO!! DON'T EAT THE NURSE!!"

The yelling and screaming could have been heard all the way down the hall. Doctors and nurses both in confusion, horror, and fascination at a real live Velociraptor in their midst. Xana and RJ seemed to be the only ones who weren't phased by the presence of a prehistoric reptile gnawing on the leg of a ripped up nurse.

"C'mere Cujo. Drop the leg, and we'll head home 'kay?" coaxed Xana, arms open wide.

Cujo looked up at his friend with puppy-dog like eyes, her words going through one side of his head and out the other. The familiar continued to gnaw and eventually trotted off.

Xana groaned and turned to RJ who had apparently been hooked up on his cell phone.

"RJ!!!!" she boomed, "Can't you help me out here!?"

Suddenly RJs eyes snapped wide and he went completely pale, "Xana I have to get back to the apartment!!"

"For what!? Cujos already eaten five and a half people!"

"I need to stop a potentially universally destructive evil!!" Which was his excuse for everything. RJ bolted from the vet, before Xana could say anything and jumped into his Green and silver Mustang, driving recklessly fast towards their apartment complex.

He ran as fast as he could up the stairs and bust down the door to his home, only to be snatched by AJ and yanked into the kitchen. There on the counter was the raw uncooked turkey. RJ was quiet for a moment before turning to his brother and saying, "Its not COOKED!"

"Look closer!!!" yelled AJ.

RJ shook his head and leaned forward till he was inches from the turkey, the smell of uncooked meat assaulted his nose, but he didn't see anything.

"Look AJ, it wont take much just to sprinkle some seasoning," RJ pulled down some pepper and other spices, "and stick it in the freaking oven for a few minutes! A FEW MINUTES!!!"

The two brothers stared at each other for a moment before RJ stormed out to the living room, leaving AJ in the kitchen. "I don't want to stop Cujo from eating people this time, but you're still going to cook!"

AJ sighed and walked towards the turkey then called to RJ, "Exo insisted on helping with the spices, he found the invisibility powder."

"So what? Okay it'll taste a bit funky and we might not see our tongues for a while... JUST COOK THE DAMN BIRD!" The angry voice from the living room made AJ turn back towards the counter and get straight to cooking. He reached over to the pile of spices and magic powders to find the pepper and what-not. He found a canister of what looked like pepper and went ahead and sprinkled it on, maybe a bit more than what he needed, but it should be fine.

"Hey don't forget to butter it! I don't want to be eating a pile of peppered magic ashes!" yelled RJ conveniently.

AJ shrugged and placed a whole stick of butter ontop of the turkey with a slightly gross sounding SHLOP!

"How long should I cook it?" yelled back AJ.

"Till it gets golden brown!" replied RJ.

Till it gets golden brown. Well he wanted to get this over with quickly...

Somewhere on his belt pouch AJ kept a useful utensil, a wand of fire. He searched around and eventually found it. Carefully, he aimed it at a far enough distance so it wouldn't burn the walls or anything else but the turkey. He activated the wand and the next thing he knew he was blown back, spices flying everywhere, knives and forks going off like shrapnel from a grenade.

RJ, Exo, and Mr. Sock riding on the Sith Lords shoulder all ran to the kitchen to see AJ stuck against the wall with many knives and forks stuck to the walls in places to close for comfort. Exo called to his uncle, "Uncle AJ! Are you okay!?"

The bounty hunter just replied with, "WHEN DID WE GET A GAS OVEN!!!???"

RJ couldn't help but snicker, then eventually found himself howling with laughter as his brother fell flat on the ground leaving a clean spot in the shape of the celestial armor on the wall. "Jeez AJ... how hard is it to just stick the bird in the oven!?"

The Sith Lord however, snapped her head to the side towards the destroyed hull of the oven, Mr. Sock blinked his button eyes in wonder. She walked closer to the oven and picked up the cooking pan. "My lord, the deceased foul is gone."

RJ looked up at her and replied, "No duh! It blew up!"

"On the contrary, sir, there would be some indication that the bird would be here, bits and pieces of flesh around the nourishment compartments. There are none.

Then it hit RJ, there really was no pieces of the turkey. He looked around and still, no sign of the turkey.

Suddenly as AJ started to get up he was tackled by his brother back to the ground, the sound of an energy blast roared over him and RJ, he looked towards the source and never thought to see what he saw.

It was the turkey....

The two half-elves, half-demon, sock, and Deveronian, ran to the back room. RJ ran into the closet and came back out ranting and donning his fiend armor (as opposed to AJs angel armor).

"What is that!? Tell me! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?"

AJ was about to say, "I have absolutely no clue." but Mr. Sock was able to speak before him.

"I suspect that the different 'spices' that were applied were actually components to spells or otherwise powerful magic." The sock paused, and Iymtana closed her eyes, both connecting mentally, as if searching for more information, "I detect that the salt of the liche prince was applied,"

Both half-elves stared at Exo through intense visors.

"Then connected with a universal source of life force,"

They still stared at Exo, who tried to hide the scar on his finger.

"Then applied with a source of energy, enough to wake it up, however the energy was not connected th--"

"The butter!" yelled RJ by accident, he settled back to listening to Mr. Sock after questionable glances from the other four.

"Indeed, and when the butter was melted by the fire blast it was like an electrical circuit from a battery to a machine. The turkey was activated."

"Well... how can we get rid of it?" asked Exo curiously.

"I suspect we can't. The turkey is an incredibly smart bird, the liches spirit would have most definently adjusted and triggered its regenerating properties." said Mr. Sock, "However we can entomb it. Liches of the past have been entombed by ruins or symbols restraining its power."

Then AJ burst in, "Okay I've got it! We can put it in the pantry!"

"Awww... but I wanted to catch it in a pokeball..." groaned Exo. Again everyone looked down at the little half-demon.

"What?... Gotta catch 'em all!" he said with a nervous chuckle.

-=-=-=-=-=

The twins sneaked their way past the opening to the kitchen and crept up to the bar, then peaked in. Inside, they saw the turkey, walking on its drum-sticks and practicing its spells with featherless floppy wings. Chicken legs and steaks crawled out from the refrigerator following the one who woke them. The twins crouched back down behind the bar and whispered amongst each other.

"Okay... I'll go in with Iymtana, well try distract it. You run in and get those symbols on the pantry door ASAP." detailed AJ.

"Alright... but bro..." RJ said placing a hand on AJs shoulder, "Be careful."

AJ nodded then stood catching sight of the Sith Lord. He drew his spear and tower shield then walked into the kitchen followed my Iymtana with lightsabers ignited.

The turkey seemed to watch them with the stub of a neck, watching them like a tiger ready to pounce. Iymtana inhaled deeply, which worried AJ, was this liche-turkey powerful enough to intimidate her?

Suddenly AJ was thrown aside by an invisible force as the turkey lunged at him with lightning speed. It passed him by inches and closed in on Iymtana.

How could he describe it? The cry of Mr. Sock was so heart-wrenchingly unbearable, even for a bounty hunter, who's never new love ever in his life, it was devastating. Little beads of tears (literally) fell from Mr. Socks button eyes, at the sight of the emotional moment, AJ felt as if it were his fault Iymtana was lost to them. She saved him. He wished the turkey could have taken him instead of Iymtana. She labored night and day to knit the small socks for her bond mate, Mr. Sock. Now she was gone... devoured by the turkey.

AJ slammed his fist into the ground and roared in anger at such a horrific act the turkey had enacted. He snatched his spear and lunged at the undead bird. Simply being blasted back into the refrigerator. Steaks and drum-sticks bounced about him, trying pitifully to knock him out and hold him down. A steak climbed to the front of his visor, blinding him, somehow sticking on with abnormal strength.

Finally, RJ finished the sygils, though when he was about to shout it to AJ, he saw his brother scrambling about with a steak on his face.

"AJ!!" he called before he saw the turkey approaching his prone brother.

RJ was instilled with a sudden fear and horror. His brother was going to die! The turkey would kill him! But he had no power to stop it. The turkey was just simply too powerful!

Then RJ felt soothingly calm as a woolly feeling brushed into his armor. He heard a voice in his head, "Just fight it. I'll help you." It was Mr. Sock!

RJ obeyed and pulled out his two katanas, whirling them like a dervish. Amazingly, he sliced into the flesh of the turkey, making it spill greenish goop into the linoleum floor.

It turned to him and sent a ray of power towards RJ blasting him back.

Mr. Sock escaped from RJs armor and landed onto the floor, infront of the turkey. The turkey sent its meaty minions after the animated foot accessory, following behind to shoot fire balls at the sock.

RJ dodged the fire balls and ran to his brother, trying to pry off the steak from his face. It was an effort but eventually it came off with a disgusting SHLORP!

"AJ! RJ! I need your help!" called Mr. Sock, leaping through the air, dodging the turkeys fire blasts and reacting with lightning strikes.

"What can we do?!" yelled AJ standing up.

"Get Iymtana out!"

The twins gave eachother a disturbed look, knowing precisely what Mr. Sock meant. They both shrugged and AJ ran over to the other side of the turkey, the twins now flanking the undead dinner.

Mr. Sock finally gave a twist in the air and shot a bolt towards the turkey, paralyzing it. Quickly AJ and RJ snapped to action, AJ grabbed the turkeys wings as RJ shot his arm into the end of the turkey not daring to open his eyes to see where his arm was. He felt the sharp curve of a familiar horn and instantly grabbed on. "I got her!"

AJ placed his feet on his brothers and they both pushed apart, AJ pulling on the turkeys wings and RJ pulling on the Sith Lords horn. Soon after much effort Iymtana came flying out from the turkey covered in rotting green goopy meat. Mr. Sock squealed in delight and cuddled against his unconscience Sith Lord. Meanwhile, RJ and AJ threw the turkey into the pantry and closed the pantry, never to be opened again.

RJ sighed in relief and looked at his brother, then started chuckling and gave him a punch in the arm, "You are NEVER cooking again!"

phew ^^ yeah thats the story behind this picture XD it was an RP between me and we had some of the most random things XD

I played AJ, and the Sith Lord. Chibi played RJ, Xana, Cujo, Exo, and Mr. Sock.

We've also developed that Iymtana (aka The Sith Lord) and Mr. Sock are mates No purer love than that of a Sock and a Sith Lord :3

During the RPs when AJ made sandwiches they would explode like grenades (metal shrapnel n' all) whilst RJ had the mad cooking skills (why? b/c Chibi DOES have mad cooking skills XD and I don't )

so yeah! here ya go!

ENJOY!

AJ, Iymtana, Turkey and meaty followers are mine
RJ, Mr. Sock, Exo, Xana, and Cujo are s
Apartment stories belong to

--- The almighty Star Wars Guru

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Thanks a bunch.

P.S. Kevin, if you ever look at this, I apologize for Erica overlapping your face. ]]> Just a few people who've kinda helped me draw a tinsy bit better, and not talk so "n00b-ish" I think I've come a long way from pathetic invader zim rip offs and helgoth11 replicas. Louise, you came out bigger because you were kinda the first to be drawn, and I'm very sorry if you feel like a giant in this. I know most of these people don't really talk to me(especially Kevin there), and they're kinda in their own group, I honestly am not apart of it, but still they've helped me and I haven't posted anything in a while.






Thanks a bunch.

P.S. Kevin, if you ever look at this, I apologize for Erica overlapping your face.

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Her royal hotness would be more that happy to rip your arms off and beat you to death with the sticky end if you stare too long... There are many who have said it was worth it before they died.

Madame Zomba © Garry Leach ]]>
Her royal hotness would be more that happy to rip your arms off and beat you to death with the sticky end if you stare too long... There are many who have said it was worth it before they died.

Madame Zomba © Garry Leach

]]> http://bombot.deviantart.com/art/I-couldnt-make-up-the-title-179551881 http://bombot.deviantart.com/art/I-couldnt-make-up-the-title-179551881 Fri, 17 Sep 2010 08:38:17 PDT I couldnt make up the title nonadult cartoons/digital/cartoons/drawings BomBot http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/o/bombot.gif?1 Copyright 2010-2013 ~BomBot
Just ignore what it says at the middle okay. It´s just a finnish.
Anyway this was one of my school projects. Here you can see all my 47 characters I have created. Now to the character countdown:

-Pulopu (yellow guy with spring eye) outside he looks like cute and adorable but from the inside he is hot-tempered, greedy, selfish bastard. He is anti-hero like Wario.

-Dave (cyclop with green top hat) gentleman, calm robot who never raises his voice or uses violence as the answer unless he is in great peril.

-Tiny Tony (white guy with red scarf and blue elf hat) small, fast man with huge heart who wants to help everyone.

-Serpentina (green black snake next to Pulopu) Tiny Tony`s girlfriend, who loves to eat a lot which, of course, make her bloated, heavy girl.

-Tofu (white guy holding revolver above Dave´s top hat) you heard me right, he is cube of cheese. He is cool, awesome gun slinger like dante.

-Black Baron (grey haired white faced man next to Tofu) psycho who always thinks about blowing everything up.
Never learned the lesson ´´dont´t play with fire´´.

-Grimmy Reaper (scythe wielding black lady) happy-go-lucky necromancer who just love halloween to scare everyone out of their pants. She loves pink and is Virgo´s sister.

-Deadeye Joe (hockey mask wearing guy behind Grimmy´s arm) he loves chainsaws, knives, baseball bats and every close combat weapon and he drinks blood juice.

-Queen Virgo (yellow crown wearing woman above Tofu and Black Baron) Demonic sorceress. She got her dark magic from ``the magicbook of every spell you need``. She is proud of it despite that she is pure dark evil.

-Tiny Ghost (blue ghost next to Virgo´s crown) watch your step so you dont squash him and his friends.

-Dr.Plushtoy (purple caped red-eye cyborg) insane, psychopathic, comedic villain who loves building machines, robots, destroying world and drinking kamomilla tea. He is like Joker.

-Lizard Boy (green robot behind Dr.Plushtoy´s hand) big, rough, dimwitted soldier of Dr.Plushtoy. He has red, blue armor to switch and long, deadly tail.

-Lady Viola (purple naga next to Tiny Tony) sexy, deadly, charming, beatiful queen of all nagas. She uses her flying kiss to hypnotise males very easily.

-Prof.Don-Nitro (skull faced man beneath Viola) physically weak but after drinking his mutation potion he becomes powerful mutant. He mostly speaks in hacks and coughs because of his mutations.

-Thineus (blue, green four eyed and four armed guy next to Don-Nitro) channel 3224 anchorman. Thineus is dramatic and loveable person.

-Gearhead (red horn helmet robot at the Dr.Plushtoy´s cape) Dr.Plushtoys very first creation who always tries to become his favourite which causes him usually into a trouble.

-Awesome Face Guy (guy with...awesome face and modified powerful magnum beneath of Gearhead) waste most of his time playing MMORPG, drinking cola, eating pizza, and shooting birds off from his house.

-Captain Neptune (brown diving suit anchor wielding man beneath Serpentina) claiming himself as ´´terror of the sea´´. Cold blooded, honourable, drowned man who knows oceans better than his own pockets.

-Cygnus Golddagger (orange yellow duck beneath Thineus)
smart, fast, short-tempered who acts like man but she is woman with 99.99% tomboyness. speed Partner of Taurus who she wants to beat up

-Taurus Hammerhead (red grey bull beneath Don-Nitro) big, strong, but not very smart guy. Cygnus´s partner, the brawn. Dont pull his tail or he gets really really mad.

-Skelly (batwing helmet guy) skeleton warrior who carries sword and spear. laidback, not very bright but tough undead in duty. Plays poker with his best friend Bony.

-Bertha (green sea serpent beneath Captain Neptune) she is usually hungry and also cross the seas to find somebody to show her singing voice. She enjoys karaoke.

-Bony (spike helmet guy next to Bertha) skeleton warrior with axe and shield, best friend of Skelly. Sarcastic but rough undead in duty as well. He can do tricks with cards.

-Becky Wacka-Wacka (blue green four eyed four armed girl next to Taurus) Thineus´s sister and also channel 3224 anchorwoman. She is perfect sister for anyone.

-Mrs.Million (sun glasses wearing woman next to Becky) the richest woman in the world who wants to become richer.
own 90% of the companies in the world. counting how much money she has could waste your life and health.

-Kaptain Ate-Pitt (green man between Bony and Mrs.Million)
man made of 8-bit, makes 8-bit sound effects and talks with speech balloon. 8-bit rules.

-Magmapede Queen (orange cyclop centipede beneath Ate-Pitt) ruler of magmapedes, creatures that lives in vulcanic and hot places like volcano and they enjoy taking bath in magma.

-Sandorm (red yellow sharp teeth at the Skellys helmet wing) These creatures lives at the desert and they always dig gigantic underground caverns, but they dont like sunlight.

-Blackskull (black blue red eyed multitentacled at the left corner) mysterious, terrifying, nightmarish ocean giant that drows ships easily to the deeps.

-Angela (purple clothed woman beneath Cygnus) aka Lady Nobody because she doesnt have a face and is Dr.Plushtoy´s henchwoman and girlfriend. Always carries a umbrella which she can transform into a deadly weapon.

-Jessica (grey haired frog beneath Becky) she is ugly, but she has a beautiful voice. Her tongue is deadly and has grenade- and stickybomb launcher. Also a Dr.Plushtoy´s henchwoman.

-Veronica (glasses wearing black haired chick beneath Angela) Dr.Plushtoy´s henchwoman as well. Bookworm who always has book with her and has Deadly sniper rifle.

-Rebecca (yellow hat pink hair beneath Jessica and Veronica) cowboy-indian who always wants some action. Dr.Plushtoy´s henchwoman who has whip and revolvers.

-Alexia (grey hair viking helmet beneath Veronica) hard rock girl with double shotguns and heavy machine guns. Dr.Plushtoy´s henchwoman who has very very deep voice.

-Gor (grey horned beast beneath Rebecca) Dr.Plushtoys pet who acts like a dog but watch out, it has sharp claws, teeth and 4 robot tentacles on its back to tear you up.

If you noticed it, there are bunch of floating heads. Those are GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL SUPERHERO TEAM SWORD RANGERS X UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!! okay you know they are cheap rip off but who cares? Here they are:

-Red (above Dr.Plushtoy) Brave leader, with strong sense of justice.

-Yellow (between Joe and Virgo) vegetarian, the fashion guru girl who has extraweight on her breasts.

-Blue (at the Skelly´s wings) smart guy of the group who speaks with blunt and monotone voice.

-Green (next to Grimmy´s scythe) youngest member, rookie who speaks in leet because he play MMOPRG. Very gluttonous.

-Orange (next to Bertha) largest, strongest member who is clumsy and speaks engrish.

-Purple (at the Bertha horn) smallest but fastest, laidback happy, childish boy who loves music.

-Turquoise (next to Awesome Face Guy´s magnum) he is tallest but he is weak, pathetic, coward-chicken-pansy.

-Pink (behind Bertha) cocky, bothersome, the most tomboy of the girl and has extraweight on her booty.

-Azure blue (at the upper corner) motherfigure who wants to cheer everybody up and make them happy.

-Golden Black (between Angela and Veronica) 2nd in command, oldest, dark, silent hero.

-Silver White (at the Viola´s antenna, what bugs have) unlike the others She is cruel, sadistic bitch who doesnt want to help the others. She wants power.

-AND finally Zordix ( black purple yellow armor upper corner) mysterious, legendary, powerful dark knight, a warrior who has faded into a mysterys. weaponed with giant katana blade. He/She is like Sephiroth. Gender unknown. ]]>
Just ignore what it says at the middle okay. It´s just a finnish.
Anyway this was one of my school projects. Here you can see all my 47 characters I have created. Now to the character countdown:

-Pulopu (yellow guy with spring eye) outside he looks like cute and adorable but from the inside he is hot-tempered, greedy, selfish bastard. He is anti-hero like Wario.

-Dave (cyclop with green top hat) gentleman, calm robot who never raises his voice or uses violence as the answer unless he is in great peril.

-Tiny Tony (white guy with red scarf and blue elf hat) small, fast man with huge heart who wants to help everyone.

-Serpentina (green black snake next to Pulopu) Tiny Tony`s girlfriend, who loves to eat a lot which, of course, make her bloated, heavy girl.

-Tofu (white guy holding revolver above Dave´s top hat) you heard me right, he is cube of cheese. He is cool, awesome gun slinger like dante.

-Black Baron (grey haired white faced man next to Tofu) psycho who always thinks about blowing everything up.
Never learned the lesson ´´dont´t play with fire´´.

-Grimmy Reaper (scythe wielding black lady) happy-go-lucky necromancer who just love halloween to scare everyone out of their pants. She loves pink and is Virgo´s sister.

-Deadeye Joe (hockey mask wearing guy behind Grimmy´s arm) he loves chainsaws, knives, baseball bats and every close combat weapon and he drinks blood juice.

-Queen Virgo (yellow crown wearing woman above Tofu and Black Baron) Demonic sorceress. She got her dark magic from ``the magicbook of every spell you need``. She is proud of it despite that she is pure dark evil.

-Tiny Ghost (blue ghost next to Virgo´s crown) watch your step so you dont squash him and his friends.

-Dr.Plushtoy (purple caped red-eye cyborg) insane, psychopathic, comedic villain who loves building machines, robots, destroying world and drinking kamomilla tea. He is like Joker.

-Lizard Boy (green robot behind Dr.Plushtoy´s hand) big, rough, dimwitted soldier of Dr.Plushtoy. He has red, blue armor to switch and long, deadly tail.

-Lady Viola (purple naga next to Tiny Tony) sexy, deadly, charming, beatiful queen of all nagas. She uses her flying kiss to hypnotise males very easily.

-Prof.Don-Nitro (skull faced man beneath Viola) physically weak but after drinking his mutation potion he becomes powerful mutant. He mostly speaks in hacks and coughs because of his mutations.

-Thineus (blue, green four eyed and four armed guy next to Don-Nitro) channel 3224 anchorman. Thineus is dramatic and loveable person.

-Gearhead (red horn helmet robot at the Dr.Plushtoy´s cape) Dr.Plushtoys very first creation who always tries to become his favourite which causes him usually into a trouble.

-Awesome Face Guy (guy with...awesome face and modified powerful magnum beneath of Gearhead) waste most of his time playing MMORPG, drinking cola, eating pizza, and shooting birds off from his house.

-Captain Neptune (brown diving suit anchor wielding man beneath Serpentina) claiming himself as ´´terror of the sea´´. Cold blooded, honourable, drowned man who knows oceans better than his own pockets.

-Cygnus Golddagger (orange yellow duck beneath Thineus)
smart, fast, short-tempered who acts like man but she is woman with 99.99% tomboyness. speed Partner of Taurus who she wants to beat up

-Taurus Hammerhead (red grey bull beneath Don-Nitro) big, strong, but not very smart guy. Cygnus´s partner, the brawn. Dont pull his tail or he gets really really mad.

-Skelly (batwing helmet guy) skeleton warrior who carries sword and spear. laidback, not very bright but tough undead in duty. Plays poker with his best friend Bony.

-Bertha (green sea serpent beneath Captain Neptune) she is usually hungry and also cross the seas to find somebody to show her singing voice. She enjoys karaoke.

-Bony (spike helmet guy next to Bertha) skeleton warrior with axe and shield, best friend of Skelly. Sarcastic but rough undead in duty as well. He can do tricks with cards.

-Becky Wacka-Wacka (blue green four eyed four armed girl next to Taurus) Thineus´s sister and also channel 3224 anchorwoman. She is perfect sister for anyone.

-Mrs.Million (sun glasses wearing woman next to Becky) the richest woman in the world who wants to become richer.
own 90% of the companies in the world. counting how much money she has could waste your life and health.

-Kaptain Ate-Pitt (green man between Bony and Mrs.Million)
man made of 8-bit, makes 8-bit sound effects and talks with speech balloon. 8-bit rules.

-Magmapede Queen (orange cyclop centipede beneath Ate-Pitt) ruler of magmapedes, creatures that lives in vulcanic and hot places like volcano and they enjoy taking bath in magma.

-Sandorm (red yellow sharp teeth at the Skellys helmet wing) These creatures lives at the desert and they always dig gigantic underground caverns, but they dont like sunlight.

-Blackskull (black blue red eyed multitentacled at the left corner) mysterious, terrifying, nightmarish ocean giant that drows ships easily to the deeps.

-Angela (purple clothed woman beneath Cygnus) aka Lady Nobody because she doesnt have a face and is Dr.Plushtoy´s henchwoman and girlfriend. Always carries a umbrella which she can transform into a deadly weapon.

-Jessica (grey haired frog beneath Becky) she is ugly, but she has a beautiful voice. Her tongue is deadly and has grenade- and stickybomb launcher. Also a Dr.Plushtoy´s henchwoman.

-Veronica (glasses wearing black haired chick beneath Angela) Dr.Plushtoy´s henchwoman as well. Bookworm who always has book with her and has Deadly sniper rifle.

-Rebecca (yellow hat pink hair beneath Jessica and Veronica) cowboy-indian who always wants some action. Dr.Plushtoy´s henchwoman who has whip and revolvers.

-Alexia (grey hair viking helmet beneath Veronica) hard rock girl with double shotguns and heavy machine guns. Dr.Plushtoy´s henchwoman who has very very deep voice.

-Gor (grey horned beast beneath Rebecca) Dr.Plushtoys pet who acts like a dog but watch out, it has sharp claws, teeth and 4 robot tentacles on its back to tear you up.

If you noticed it, there are bunch of floating heads. Those are GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL SUPERHERO TEAM SWORD RANGERS X UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!! okay you know they are cheap rip off but who cares? Here they are:

-Red (above Dr.Plushtoy) Brave leader, with strong sense of justice.

-Yellow (between Joe and Virgo) vegetarian, the fashion guru girl who has extraweight on her breasts.

-Blue (at the Skelly´s wings) smart guy of the group who speaks with blunt and monotone voice.

-Green (next to Grimmy´s scythe) youngest member, rookie who speaks in leet because he play MMOPRG. Very gluttonous.

-Orange (next to Bertha) largest, strongest member who is clumsy and speaks engrish.

-Purple (at the Bertha horn) smallest but fastest, laidback happy, childish boy who loves music.

-Turquoise (next to Awesome Face Guy´s magnum) he is tallest but he is weak, pathetic, coward-chicken-pansy.

-Pink (behind Bertha) cocky, bothersome, the most tomboy of the girl and has extraweight on her booty.

-Azure blue (at the upper corner) motherfigure who wants to cheer everybody up and make them happy.

-Golden Black (between Angela and Veronica) 2nd in command, oldest, dark, silent hero.

-Silver White (at the Viola´s antenna, what bugs have) unlike the others She is cruel, sadistic bitch who doesnt want to help the others. She wants power.

-AND finally Zordix ( black purple yellow armor upper corner) mysterious, legendary, powerful dark knight, a warrior who has faded into a mysterys. weaponed with giant katana blade. He/She is like Sephiroth. Gender unknown.

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