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Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx

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Birthdays

Wed, 15 Dec 2004 00:59:45 PST

Looking back I cannot help but wonder how six years of my life would have ended up as awesome as it was now if it wasn't spent with Jeanie.

I was barely a year out of high school when I first stumbled into Jeanie. I was eating a bag full of Nova (or was it Piatos?) in the MassComm lobby alone and introverted as usual when all of a sudden she came right in front of me asking if she could have some of the snack that I'm at that very moment consuming. It was really weird every time I come to think of it and she was with her friends Angelica and Gisele at that time. But nevertheless that was simply the beginning or better yet a foreshadowing of something big that's to come.

It wasn't until the closing days of the school year when I later caught up with Jeanie again, it was my band's first gig at school and it was the foundation day of our college and we were about to play our set when I heard Jeanie screeching: "Go Chuck" as she sat on the floor perpendicular to where we were about to play our music and get ourselves humiliated big time. As I think of it now really I cannot help but laugh as well because after the 'go Chuck' was the sound of her voice yelling: "Whooo drums!" which was really all about sarcasm since our drummer at the time Jarme, (who also happened to be one of the lousiest drummers that I've known if ever there is one) was playing this pathetic beat mimicking The Offspring's 'Come Out & Play'. The gig ended right in the middle of our second song the organizers were poor planners and they could not accommodate all the listed bands that are slotted to play so they decided to cut off our playing time, so as to give way for the next band, and by the time that I was out and off the stage after a handfull of cursing the sight of Jeanie was there no more. But that again was still another foreshadowing.

A couple of days later I was surprised when Damaso, (the designated class irregular-student-bum in our block) asked me to write down my number on this piece of paper so as to give it to Jeanie. I was flattered so as if I was trying to impress her or something like that I wrote down 2 telephone numbers one is for our PLDT and another is for our Bayantel phone that was installed by my brother for his modem. It was around 10 when I got to talk to her via our Bayantel phone. She told me about how she was a friend with another band that played in the same gig, and how she loves Korn, Rage and a whole lot of other bands that played that angry rap-m stuff at the time. While I told her I was into punk rock and that my most influential musses are Greenday and The Cure. Again that was but another foreshadowing.

But as time pressed on and went into its natural course and direction things unfolded at the start with a symposium that me and Laix went to because Jeanie invited us. But going further it grew and blossomed into almost 6 full years of things that I could no longer make mention in a mere simple paragraph of sorts but instead I'll simply make mention of solidified independent sentences that speaks of that 6 full years.

Looking back I could all but remember the:

The Bible stories.
The nighttime prayers.
Playing Tekken 3 and beating up a host full of challengers and the occasional team-ups with Reginald.
The late night talks.
The long idle chitchat and gossiping at Ali's house.
The countless movies. The horror flicks.
The Cartoons: Cow & Chicken, Ren & Stimply, I Am Weasel, Hey Arnold, The Rugrats, Wild Thornberry's, Spongebob Squarepants, As Told By Ginger, GTO, Justice League, Teen Titans, X-Men Evolution, Beavis & Butthead, The Simpsons, Futurama etc.
The late night movies search for B-Flicks with gore and senseless violence.
The music we've listened to and sang: The Ramones, The Clash, Plumb, Texas, The Cure, Greenday, Letter To Cleo, Save Ferris, Gin Blossoms, The Sex Pistols, Rancid, Ash, MxPx, Sonic Flood, Jars of Clay, Sixpence None The Richer, Blink 182, Dashboard Confessional, United Live, Hillsong, etc.
The affiliations that have been: TABAK, KATRIBU, ANAKBAYAN, CEGP, Anarcho-Punks, BK, Youth On Fire
The dogs that have come and gone: Black, Jaguard, Murphy, Druiness, Jarod, Odie, Klondyke, Kuya, and Grownor.
Buying countless P35 cassttes on the sale bins at SM record bars.
The October and Novermber Christmas shopping.
Saint Jude, and Santa Clara churches.
The long conversations about how life is as a punk in his 30s with Darwin and Ab at Radiation Area Distro.
Our escapades on ACA San Juan, Star City, Bicol, Taft Avenue, Robinsons Place, Mendiola, Greenbelt, Tandem Recto, Ali Mall, Riverbanks, PCBS, Powerbooks Makati etc.
Our long walks in Ayala, Cubao, V. Mapa, UP, Teachers Village.
Me being hospitalized twice.
The hospitals we went to for a number of times. Most recently with the lung affliction diagnosis that she received from her medical exam at EAC which as of this writing has been healed, thank God.
The friends and acquaintances: Laix, Gisele, Angelica, Buddy, Cheng & Len Len, Ali, Raquel, Reginald & Weng, Cedric, Mark, Jarme, Melody, Mia, Fritz, Toto, Marlo, GL, Riva, Karl, Marianne, Edward, Jocson, Bunny, Delbert, Michelle, Gera, Ana, Rovic, Michael, Shirley & Ruth, Shondel, Lolo Eliseo, Mang Bruce, Aldy, Kiko, Gomer, Chris, Ms. Elaine, Charisse, Jem, Aga, Monica, Aina, Darwin, John Fishbone, Mang Jun Alberto as well as the lefties, greens, anarchists, skaters, goths, emo nerds, indie geeks, punks, and Jesus freaks that we've met along the way.
The stargazing at Sunken Garden accompanied by the talk about physics and light years.
Designing the layout for her magazine project.
Doing the graphic design and web maintenance for Pinaybloodrush.
The hypothetical questions game that we play.
The books that we've read: The Bible, The Little Prince, Philippine Society & Revolution, The Communist Manifesto, The Bob Ong Books and countless others which ranged from Socio, Philo and Communication textbooks, to theses, to fiction and novels, to cookbooks, to political manifestos and theological writings.
The comics: Wasted, Shade The Changing Man, Doom Patrol, Batman, The Death of Superman, Keith Giffen Era-Justice League, The Comical Tragedy of Mr. Punch, Pugad Baboy among others.
The bai and Saudi boy jokes that we've outgrown.
The VHS tape hunt for long since forgotten movies.
The ATM pin numbers based on our anniversary and our birthdays
The cell phones lost, gained and lost again.
The seemingly unending fights over palmistry and tarot cards.
The book reading at national bookstore main.
The 1 peso snacks at their sari-sari store.
The long talks with Tina, Tutoy and her mother.
The Bicol trip with her family.
Dissing rockers, fashion punks, mall emos, poser skaters and the beautiful ones.
Having her give me silly looking haircuts.
Conducting cooking experiments and mixing cool new kinds of beverages with her mother's blender.
Having my clothes fitted and sewn by her and her mother to make it fit to my frail skeletal frame.
Learning new arcade and PC games together with her sister.
Having our pictures taken together inside a 1-hour rush photo booth.
The imaginary character of Kiko Monster.
The Earth Day celebrations.
The long drunken talk with her father about this girl with 12 fingers in hand.
The restaurants and coffee shops like: Likha Diwa, Smokey's, Salt of the Earth, Along Came Mary, Kapnay, Earthlite, Figaro, McDonalds, A&W, Tokyo Tokyo Red Ribbon, Texas, Kenny Rogers and Ate Vi's Lugawan.
The meal fads: Quarter Pounders, Hot Shots, Wing Dings, Root beer Floats, Strawberry Jelly, McDips, Barbecue.
Having this Nakarami card that served us a free meal a Tokyo Tokyo on my birthday.
The Cubao Christmas fairs in front of COD.
The Ukay-ukay expeditions from Cubao, to Anonas, to Recto, San Juan and Quiapo.
The punk shows, Internet surfing, skateboarding and habulan at UP campus.
The mobilizations, rallies and campaigns that raged and fueled our aspiration to make a difference in the world.
The theses, reports, projects, photo essays and term papers that we either did or have checked together.
The days we got by with barely 20 or 30 pesos in our pockets.
The change in our lives from nihilism, to greens, to commie/ND, to anarchists, to Christianity.
The unwavering support, encouragement and faith at each other despite of our own frailties and limitations.
Playing Greenday's 'When I Come Around and Redundant'; Dashboard Confessional's 'Hands Down; The Cure's 'A Letter To Elise, Friday I'm In Love, Just Like Heaven' on the telephone for her.
Shared various silkscreen printing adventures most notable was the the trip to Tutuban & Divisoria to canvass cheap wholesale T-shirts; Bolstering Mark's self-confidence ultimately freeing him from the shadow cast down by Cedric and his skill in that craft, reinstating Reggie and Laix's self worth.
Painting her room with dark indigo and making stencils out of scrap pieces of cardboard.
Bringing her to Youth On Fire for the first time.
Sharing our PowerBooks discovery to Riva and Charisse.
Sharing a meal at Likha Diwa with Riva and Marriane and a whole lot more of other people that I've lost count of.
The numerous times I popped up on her location while she's helping out her students shoot their short films, Mtvs etc.
When she brought the mass comm faulty of San Sebastian College to watch our first gig at Freedom Bar.
When we frolicked through gangland past midnight carrying a puppy that led through a wild-goose chase in finding the house of Gegine.
When we she'd join me Reginald, Cedric and Laix at UP to skateboard.
The weddings we attended (Reginald's and he cousin's).
The infant baptisms that we weren't supposed to be in because the child being baptized were children of people that are totally strangers to us.
The times we went to the vet with her dogs.
Our shared lament for those who've departed this realm: Lolo Eliseo, Jaguard and Druiness.
The times we brought Lolo Eliseo his supper and our search for him when he was arrested for vagrancy and was later brought under DSWD custody.
The times when she depended on me and I failed miserably for the times I said promise and failed to deliver for all the tears I incited and all the screams I shouted and all the other humiliating things that I've caused us to suffer.
The love shared and cherished which bloomed into a greater love that is one that is shared with our kindred identities in Christ.
The tears wept and shared, the angst fueled and calmed, the storms that have brought our worst selves, the cruel words said but we never really meant and the love shared but realized as a part of something bigger that God asks back of us so as to follow his Lordship in our lives.
The indwelling and renewing of our broken spirits with the comfort of God's presence.
And for all the other seemingly unending, meaningful and worthwhile stuff that we've shared which we have both either forgotten or have been stored in the back of our minds which in their own little way have molded both of us to the person that we are now we give God for all the joy and the pain which manifested and resulted with the realigning of our lives to the center of His will.
Happy birthday Jeanie.

Robot and Monster-Model Citizen Alt. Ending

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 14:53:56 PDT

For the first time in a long time, guys...NOT a crossover story.

Sorry to those who expected some Regular Show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Kick Buttowski, or even Codename: Kids Next Door.

I just REALLY needed to make a Robot and Monster centered short story since I LOVE the show so much.

Special thanks to for being my inspiration to make my very first RnM fanfic. You should read his little fanfic called "Robot and Monster-Between Brothers Alt. Ending" [link]

I also want to give thanks to everyone who saw my BEST SHOW EVER picture [link] in tribute to Robot and Monster. What's even more, I especially like to thank you for joining the club; you made the founder VERY happy.

Expect more RnM alternate ending stories, because, trust me, the episodes are beyond awesome, but some endings could have been much better.

Sponge Piece Opening

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 20:05:37 PST

A Spongebob Squarepants/ One Piece crossover!

I've been thinking about this since last year, about Spongebob characters as One Piece characters. Because most of the characters are very much alike...Spongebob and Luffy are both Optomistic and Naive, Zoro and Squidward are both grumpy yet really good at heart, Sandy and Nami both like adventures, Patrick and Usopp are cowardly but are good friends, and Plankton and Sanji wished to be great cooks...

THere are some of you who don't know One Piece, but I'll explain it to you! So you don't have to worry!

One Piece is set in the world where pirates roam across the sea, and in this world is where The Devil/Cursed Fruit grows, the Devil/Cursed Fruits are magical fruits that exist in the One Piece world. Whoever eats the fruit will gain super powers and abilties on the eater, but makes the eater loses the ability to swim.Which is a big problem, since the whole place in in the ocean and islands!

Nevertheless, it didn't stop Monkey D. Luffy to reach his dreams to become the greatest pirate ever...he wears red tanktop/vest, khaki shorts, sandals, and a straw hat. ( A hat which reveal to be important later)

He was joined by a former /current pirate Roronoa Zoro, a swordsman that uses three swords...(One in each hand and one in his mouth) He wears a white shirt, black jeans, black shoes with a large green sash across his weight with a black bandana in his right arm. (He wears the bandana to fight)

Along came navigator/former pirate theif Nami who's obsessed with treasure and an expert of creating maps. She ususally let the other crew to fight but uses a staff to defend herself. She wears a white shirt with blue horizantal stripes, a yellow skirt, and brown boots.

Soon joined Usopp, the villiage liar and the complete coward. But in times in need, he is an excellent shot with a slingshot. He wears a brown leather overalls, sometimes a light brown shirt, a white slash across his waist, browish yellow cloglike shoes and a yellow bandana around his head with a pair of goggles.

And Sanji (My fave character) a lady's man who's obessed with women and the ship's cook. Because he's a cook, he'll feed anyone who's hungry and fights only with his legs (His mentor said that a cook's hands is his treasure and must avoid damaging them) He wears a black tuxedolike suit with a blue pinstripe shirt inside and yellow buttons, black dress shoes, and a cigarette in his mouth.

THis crew wants to find the Grand Line with each one hoping to have their dreams come true!

It airs on Cartoon Network on Saturdays at Toonami but it's been edited and dubbed to death...so I highly suggest you read the Manga!

One Piece Belongs to Shonen Jump and Eiichiro Oda

Spongebob Squarepants and characters belong to Stephen Hillenberg

You can checked out the opening by going to these links!
[link]

And

[link]

Winnie the Pooh Review

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 19:15:12 PDT

Owl: Yes, well, the thing to do is as follows: First, issue a reward...
Pooh: Gesundheit.
Owl: I beg your pardon?
Pooh: Well, you sneezed just you were going to tell me the first thing to do was.
Pooh: You sneezed.
Owl: I didn't sneeze.
Eeyore: Oh, you did, Owl.
Owl: No, I didn't! You can't sneeze without knowing it!
Pooh: Well, you can't know it without something haven't been sneezed.
Owl: As I was saying, first: issue a reward...
Pooh: [to Eeyore] He's doing it again. You must be catching a cold.
Eeyore: [gloomily] I'll probably catch it, too.

Ad Vitam Aeternam Act 25

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:33:17 PDT

Ad Vitam Aeternam
Part 1: West
Act 25: Interrogation

The ending... is supposed to be confusing. So whether you completely understand it or not doesn't matter.

BUT NOW THINGS ARE GETTING INTERESTING...
WHO IS THIS PATRICIA, HMMMMM...?!
(...It's not that hard, I spoiled it a long time ago in one of my older drawings of Evron. ... ... HOLY--was that seriously almost a year ago?! DDD: )

But I really like this one~~

(WIN POINTS TO WHOEVER FINDS THE SPONGEBOB ALLUSION!! )

Evolving Technology

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 12:29:12 PDT

Was watching television when this came to mind. If you've noticed, lots have changed since we were kids. At least, in my generation. Box set tvs are "old", it's hard to come by. All you see are flat screens, there's even one in this house. Cartoons have changed. SpongeBob is now disturbing to watch. There's The Regular Show, Adventure Time, etc. True, there's still Family Guy and The Simpsons. I just don't agree with all the change.

Literature part for and her art piece: [link]

Surprise After Christmas Special Fanmake

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 01:25:23 PST

As stated in the text I made this for everyone who still has Christmas Spirit after Christmas day; It's a fanmake parody of the special; It's a Spongebob Christmas: Hana's Toon Town Christmas. This one has My South Park OC Hana as Spongebob, Himeko Katagiri from Pani Poni Dash as Patrick, Mr. Grumpy from Mr. Men as Squidward, Princess Bonnibelle Bubblegum from Adventure Time and Wendy Testaburger and Tweek tweak from South Park as Sandy, Ed, Edd n Eddy and Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna and Miles "Tails" Prower the Fox as Mr. Krabs, Juvia Loxar from Fairy tail as Pearl, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog as Plankton, Orbot and Cubot from the same as Karen, My South park OCs Archie Calvin and Remmy as the Carolers and Mrs Puff, Yukko and Mio from Nichijou as the two background characters on Christmas eve and Stunfisk from Pokemon as the Tiger Trap. As stated i hope you'll like this through the rest of the Holiday season and happy holidays
All characters and original specials belong to their creators and owners.

Christmas Rules ajpokeman style

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 13:29:17 PST

So for Christmas i decided to do a songfic of christmas rules from the Looney Toons Show. It had many characters singing parts including AJ (Me, My OC), Keroro (Sgt. Frog), Hana (My OC), Natsu Dragneel (Fairy tail), Mario and Yoshi, Poppy Bros Jr (Kirby), Keitaro Urashima (Love Hina), Happy (Fairy Tail), Himeko Katagiri (Pani Poni Dash), Asuna Kagurazaka (Negima), Sonic the Hedgehog, Fuka and Fumika Narutaki (Negima), Tinkerbell (Disney fairies), Yui Hirasawa (K-on), Stan marsh (South Park), Spongebob Squarepants, Finn and Jake (adventure Time), Mr. Small and Mr. Nosy (Mr. Men), Candlemon (digimon), Esuna (my OC), Serena, Mina and Raye (Sailor Moon), Mesousa (Pani Poni dash), Wendy Testaburger (South Park), Wendy Marvell (Fairy Tail), Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic), Miyuki Igarashi (Pani poni dash), Tamaki Suohand Haruhi Fujioka(Ouran), Tagiru and Gumdramon (Digimon), Johnny Test, Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga daioh), Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic), Misato Tachibana(Nichijou), Orange (My OC), Robert and Gia (My OCs), Stocking (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt), Bloo (Foster's Home for imaginary friends), Tenma Tsukamoto (School Rumble) Little Miss Sunshine (Mr. Men), Gajeel (Fairy Tail) (Terrence and Phillip (South Park), Behoimi (Pani Poni dash), Agaru (My OC), Chao Lingshen (Negima), Nack the Weasel (Sonic) and Mabel pines (Gravity falls). I wanted to this for a while but never found time until now so i hope you like this songfic
All characters and original songs belong to their creators and owners.
Happy holidays

Imagination of a Child

Sat, 01 Jan 2011 11:34:31 PST

Imagination!! My little sister (and a little Adventure Time) inspired this

Doug Walker Special - Happy Feet Review Part 1

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 22:38:31 PST

(I sit on stage next to my sister. I have an annoyed look on my face as she has a smirk)

Me: ......

Myranda: Hello, we're the Diaz siblings, here to-

Me: AY!

(Myranda turns to me as I glare at her)

Me: If we're gonna do this...we're gonna do this MY way......

(I slowly turn to the audience)

Me: *Sigh* ......Happy Feet.

[link]

Me: Now before anything goes wrong I need to say this. I LOVE THIS MOVIE! This is the kind of movie in which it's so good that it ends up winning an oscar, & yet people like MY SISTER demand that I poke fun at it. How could it have come to this? How could we be SO FAR into Doug Walker Mode to a point where I need to review movies that are not only bad, but movies that I love but pressure me to criticize what kept it from being perfect?

Myranda: Your sense of animated adventure?

Me: *Groan* ......Let's take a look...

Note: For this review, the full movie will not be available. Instead, I will be telling the review through view of the DVD I have at home. If I can, I will post a few scenes from the movie here. ENJOY!

Me: So the movie begins with-

(A beautiful image of outer space appears with stars aligned to form a penguin with a soothing song playing)

Woman: *Singing* Once there was a way, to get back homeward...

Me: *Feeling relaxed* Wow...

Myranda: ......

Singer: Once there was a way to get back home...Sleep pretty darling, do not cry...

Me: It's so...soothing & gentle......*Sigh*

Myranda: ......

(The rhythm of the music changes as the title appears on screen)

Singer: Tell me something good...Tell me that you love me...Tell me baby!

Me: Alright this movie is SET! We got some nice opening animation, the effects are good, & the songs are very nice! So THERE YOU GO SISTER! There is NOTHING in this movie that you can find to use against me!

Myranda: *Smirk*

Me: ...Hm?

(The song suddenly changes as well as the singer)

Me: Um...what's with the sudden change in music?

Male singer: Only you...can make this world seem right! I need your love-

Me: Well at least it's a good song so-

Female voice: I'm feeling so lonely...Where's the love?

(We see a giant herd of penguins gathered in Antartica)

Me: Um...what's with all the penguins?

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Female Penguin: *Singing with light voice* You don't have to be beautiful...to turn me on.

Me: *Shocked* !!!?

Myranda: *Smirk* Gotcha.

Female Penguin: I just need your body baby...from dusk til dawn...

(With a shocked expression, I look at the back of the DVD box starring at the PG rating. I then look back at the audience with the shocked expression still on my face. Myranda knows it's getting to me & continues to smile mischievously)

Female Penguin: You don't need experience...to turn me on...

Piplup: Oh she can turn me on ANY day.

(Me & Myranda are surprised to see Piplup starring at the female penguin. I grab him & throw him off stage)

Me: *Turns to the audience* ......HOW IS THIS ANYWAY TO START A PG MOVIE!!!? I mean, they just throw us this seductive female penguin singing this sort of sexual song about getting turned on! I MEAN WHAT THE HELL!?

Myranda: It's simple Christian.

Me: Hm?

Myranda: The Controversial Animated Moment.

(A pop up comes on screen showing Mickey Mouse with an evil face & letters spelling something out below him)

Big Voice Guy: THE CONTRIVERSIAL ANIMATED MOMENT!

(I'm startled by the pop up as it starts to fade off. I sit silent for a few seconds)

Me: ...What's a controversial animated moment-

Big Voice Guy: THE CONTRIVERSIAL ANIMATED MOMENT!

Me: ..........Myranda what are you talking about!?

Myranda: *Pats me on the head* *Giggle* You stupid piece of shit...

Me: ...

Myranda: Perhaps you remember all of the glory of the acclaimed animated Disney movies of the past decades. In which the movies are rated G & yet they contain several images of frightening moments or sexual implements which are obviously outside the handling of the G rating, all the while trying to hide it behind the colorful animation, characters, & jokes that ended up getting kids attention back in the day.

Me: OH YEAH! Like the priest boner from The Little Mermaid!

[link]

Me: The Snapshot of Jessica's privacy from Roger Rabbit!

[link]

Me: The stripper mice from The Great Mouse Detective!

[link]

Me: And now THIS collection of sexual innuendoes!

Myranda: Now you know!

Me: *Turns to the audience* And knowing is half the battle.

(Me & Myranda solute)

G.I.JOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEE

(All the males surround her)

Female Penguin: BOYS! Give a chick a chance...

???: WEEEEELLL!!!!!!

Me: !?

Myranda: !!!?

(A male penguin singing like Elvis appears)

Male Penguin: Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell-

Myranda: NO NO STOP STOP STOP! I don't care what universe your in, you can NOT put those things together! A slutty penguin girl singing THAT song & now this Elvis impersonator!? How does that work!?

Me: Actually it's pretty cool.

Myranda: WHAT!? Come on you've been doing Nostalgia Critic stuff for weeks & you know his show well! Surely you must find it ridiculous!

Me: Well it might seem ridiculous but it's actually awesome! I'd swear that if it was possible, that's the closest I've ever seen someone impersonate Elvis & get it right! And he's a penguin no less! It's just awesome!

Male Penguin: I'm feeling so lonely baby, I'm feeling so lonely baby, I'm feeling so lonely-

Female Penguin: I could die......

Me: *Soft gasp*

Me: !?

(The two penguins approach each other slowly as the others surround them in a heart shape)

Male Penguin: Don't have to be rich...to be my girl...

(I'm covering my mouth with both my hands to hide the cutesy smile I'm making)

Female Penguin: Don't have to be cool...to rule my world...Your the particular song I'm compatible with...

Myranda: *Shrug*

Both Penguins: I just want your extra time...AAAAAND YOOOUUURRRR KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!!!

Me: AWW THAT IS SO CUUUTE!!!

Myranda: ......Your scaring me...

Narrator: His mom & dad met in the usual way...the song became love...and love became the egg.

Me: *Imitating voice* The love making process of the egg WAS going to be shown, but enough people in the audience have went through sudden puberty so we skipped it.

Myranda: ..........So the father named Memphis takes the baby in his care as the mother Norma Jean, along with the other mothers, is off on the yearly fishing or whatever they call it as all the fathers start their long journey to traveling across the land to hatch their young.

Norma: You got it sugar?

Memphis: Oh yeah...safe & warm.

Norma: Hold it tight now.

Memphis: Whoa, I think I felt a move in there.

Me: THEIR NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS PENIS.

Memphis: Goodbye Norma Jean! Don't worry about a thing!

(Suddenly, the sky turns dark orange with clouds covering up the sky)

???: WHEN ALL OTHERS LEAVE...

Penguin Herd: WE REMAIN!

???: WHEN THE SUN VANISHES...

Penguin Herd: WE REMAIN!

Me: Uh, when did this turn into 2012?

???: HEED THE WISDOMS BROTHERS! MAKE A HUDDLE!

Penguin Herd: WARM THY EGG!

(The camera closes in on the elder emperor Noah)

Noah: EACH MUST TAKE HIS TURN AGAINST THE ICY BLAST IF WE ARE TO SURVIVE THE ENDLESS NIGHT!

(It becomes night time as a strong blizzard makes their migration harder)

Noah: RAISE YOUR VOICES BROTHERS! GIVE PRAISE TO THE GREAT 'GUIN WHO PUTS SONGS IN OUR HEARTS & FISH IN OUR BELLIES!

Me: But Memphis gets distracted by the fantasy of his wife & ends up dropping his egg downhill, which somehow screws everything up.

Narrator: There is a wisdom brothers and sisters...that stands above all others......Never, ever, no matter what......drop your egg.

(Memphis picks up the egg & regroups with the heard. They all sing to bring back the sun light)

Narrator: Of the many thousands who sang through that long night of winter...it was Memphis who cried out most fervently to turn the earth & bring back the sun.

(A shot of the earth's rotation with the sun shining onto it is seen with a woman singing an ancient chant)

Myranda: So after that...weak trailer for next year happens, we see all the hatchlings coming out of their eggs.

[link]

Me: But it turns out that Memphis's egg doesn't seem to be coming to life. A baby girl & her father walk up to Memphis & observe the egg as well.

Father: Is everything okay?

Memphis: I don't know. I can't hear anything.

(The baby girl pokes the egg with her beak)

Baby Girl: Is it empty?

Me: DAH!

Myranda: What?

Me: ...Your not surprised!? She's gotta be like 2 minutes old & she's speaking in perfect sentence!

Myranda: So what!?

Me: SO WHAT!? THEY BECOME SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE TODDLER IN SECONDS! THEIR GONNA TAKE US OVER!

Myranda: ......You crazy man......

Me: ..........

Baby Girl: Can I have it?

Father: Gloria!

Memphis: It's okay Maurice...

(The three of them continue to watch the egg)

Maurice: ...*Sigh* It happens sometimes Memphis.

Memphis: ...Yeah...

*BUMPBUMPBUMP*

Memphis: Wait you hear that?

(The egg begins to hatch)

Memphis: Oh he's okay Maurice!

(The feet of the baby pops out of the shell)

Memphis: That's his little foot there!

Me: How do you know if it's a boy?

(The baby begins to walk around & Gloria follows it giggling)

Gloria: Come back here Mr. Mumble!

Maurice: Gloria!

Memphis: Oh she can call him whatever the heck she likes. Whoa little Mumble!

(Memphis & Maurice follow Gloria & Mumble still trapped in his shell. Eventually he falls down a hill, slopes on curved ice & lads back on the ground on his head, breaking the rest of his shell)

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Memphis: You okay?

Mumble: *Moving feet at fast pace* F-f-f-f-f-freezing!

Memphis: You'll get used to it.

Myranda: So it seems that everyone notices Mumble's unnatural feet movement which gets Memphis's attention.

Memphis: What you doing there boy?

Mumble: I'm happy Pa.

Memphis: Whatcha doing with your feet?

Mumble: Their happy too.

Memphis: I wouldn't do that around folks son.

Mumble: Why not?

Memphis: Well, it just ain't penguin okay?

Myranda: Yeah, try explaining that to someone who's 1 minute old......ya twat.

Memphis: Get under him get warm...Watch the beak WATCH THE BEAK!

*POKE*

Memphis: AUH!

(Mumble head butts Memphis in the nuts)

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!HAHAHAHAHA-

*POW*

Me: OUUFF!!!

(Myranda punches me in the nuts. I grab my crotch & fall of my seat. Myranda faces the audience & gives a thumbs up with a smile)

Deep Voice Guy: The Nut Shot=It's only funny when it happens to someone else.

Me: Ohoh...aaaah...

Myranda: So all the fathers gather at an open ice field awaiting their mates.

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Elder: So late...What's keeping them?

Noah: Pray brothers. The Great 'Guin does not test us with a lean season.

Elder: Why Noah? Have we not all been dutiful?

Me: *Groaning* Digh...*Gets back on chair* gaahh...

Myranda: ......

Me: ......I will end you......

Myranda: ......

Memphis: So when you see your mama...

Mumble: I stand perfectly still.

Memphis: You got it.

Mumble: But how will I know which one's my mama?

Memphis: Oh you'll know...she's got a wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk...and when she sings, it darn near breaks your heart.

Me: *Imitating voice* It has also been proven that her singing does other things to a man, but you'll learn about that when your older.

Overlooking Penguin: I see them!

Noah: WIVES HOOOOO!

(Mumble runs loose from Memphis & starts running off)

Memphis: Mumble get back here! NO! MUMBLE!

(Memphis looks around for Mumble & runs into Norma)

Norma: Memphis?

Memphis: Mama, oh mama!

Norma: Daddy!

Myranda: You married your parents?

Norma: So where's the baby?

Memphis: Well honey...I'll find him.

Norma: You lost the baby!? Memphis!

Mumble: Mama! Mama!

(The two turn to see Mumble & start to feel relieved)

Norma: Come to mommy!

Memphis: No Mumble!

(Mumble tap dances to his parents)

Norma: What's wrong with his feet?

Memphis: Oh that's just a little thing he's got going. He'll grow out of it.

Norma: *Turns to Mumble* I've got something for you. Open up.

(Norma takes a fish out of her mouth to feed to Mumble)

Memphis: I love the way she does that.

Me: ......

Myranda: ......

(I fidget for a few seconds in frustration & stop)

Me: Okay I'm not gonna do anymore sex jokes, but what I AM gonna have is a count up of How Many Sex Jokes I Could Have Made!

*DING*

Sex Jokes I Could Have Made: 1

Me: Pay attention to that number it's gonna go up!

Myranda: ......So faster than you can say "What transition?", all the newborns are sent to a school that teaches them how to sing.

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Note: Scene will be translated

Students: Good morning Ms. Viola.

Viola: Good morning class. Today we learn the most important lesson you will ever learn at Penguin Elementary.

Myranda: Penguin Elementary. What did you spend a whole 2 seconds coming up with that?

Viola: Does anyone know what it is?

Seymour: Fishing?

Viola: No.

Mumble: Don't eat yellow snow?

Me: Eeww...

Gloria: It's our heart song Ms. Viola.

Viola: Thank you Gloria, excellent yes. Without our heart song we can't be truly penguin can we?

Myranda: You might be able to fish, talk, & save our people from famine, but if you don't know how to sing, then your totally screwed.

Viola: But my dears, it's not something that I can teach you. Does anybody know why?

Gloria: You can't teach it to us ma'am, because we have to find our heart songs all by ourselves. It's the voice you hear inside who you truly are.

Viola: Yes, thank you Gloria! Excellent, lovely, thank you.

Me: *Imitating voice* 10 points to Gryffindor! *Normal voice* Seriously, she's pretty smart for being just a kid! She knows more than the other students & hell, she can speak perfect sentences upon hatching. Why? Is she suddenly just, the smartest penguin in the planet?

(Cutaway)

(Gloria is sitting in a class room with other penguins her age. She writes down 2+2=4 on her paper)

Gloria: Here you go Ms. Viola...

Viola: ..........

(10 minutes later)

Noah: We present to you our newest counselor, GLORIA!

(Thousands penguins cheer as Gloria stands on the top of a small summit overlooking the other penguins)

Gloria: ......Huh...that was easy...

(Cutaway ends)

Viola: So let's all be very still now. Take a moment & let it come to you...

(Soon all the students raise their hands asking to go first)

Myranda: So they manage to come up with the rhythm & lyrics in as little as a few seconds? GEE, their making John Williams look like Alan Mekin.

Viola: Seymour.

(Seymour stands infront of the others & starts rapping)

Seymour: Don't push me-cause I am close to the edge! I'm tryin' not to lose my head!

Me: *Getting to the beat*

Myranda: ..........

Me: Unimpressed?

Myranda: Yeah.

Me: What if I found someone who would make Seymour look better to you by comparison?

Myranda: Like who?

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Myranda: OKAY SEYMOUR WINS!

Me: So it's Gloria's turn to sing &-

Gloria: *Gentle singing voice* Midnight creeps so slowly...into hearts of those who need more than they get...Daylight deals a bad hand to a penguin who has laid too many BEEEEEEEEEEEETS...

Me: ......Her singing is frickin AWESOME!

Myranda: ......Really, your starting to scare me.

Mumble: That's beautiful...

Viola: Well Mumble, since you seem so keen to share...

Mumble: Mine's sort of a boom...and a...*blows raspberry*

Peter Griffin: *Blows raspberry 7x's*

Viola: Dear I'm afraid that's not even a tune. A tune is like um...Lalalalalalalaaaa...

Mumble: Oh okay...LalalaLAAALLLAAAAAAAAAA

Me: DAAAAAH!!!

Myranda: YEEESH!!!

(Noah observes from a distance)

Noah: Who is that?

Elder: That is the offspring of Memphis & Norma Jean.

Mumble: LALALAAAAAAA--

Me & Myranda: SHUUT UUUPP!!!!!!

(Everyone laughs at him except Gloria)

Gloria: IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Viola: No...no not in the least. A penguin without a heart song is...hardly a penguin at all.

Me: So after class, Viola has a talk with Mumble's parents.

Viola: Did anything happen? You know, during early development?

Norma: No all fine, normal incubation. Wasn't it honey?

Memphis: Yeah, it was a...tough winter I guess...he did hatch a little late.

Norma: To think...he might spend his life alone...never to meet his one true love.

Myranda: Oh, trust me that's the LEAST of his problems if he can't get past preschool.

Memphis: Oh please Ms. Viola isn't there something we can do?

Viola: There is always Mrs. Astrakhan. If anyone can, Mrs. Astrakhan can.

Myranda: Try saying THAT three times fast.

(The camera then cuts to an opera singing russian accent female penguin)

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Astrakhan: Can't sing? Rubbish darling. Every little penguin has a song. When I have finished, your singing will be giving everyone the goose pimple. Now to begin, first we must find a feeling.

Myranda: Christian I gotta say, those penguins are really good at making those stereo typical accents.

Me: What do ya mean?

Myranda: Well they've got a russian penguin, a scotish penguin, an elvis impersonator, all we need now is a spanish penguin voiced by Robin Williams & this insulting collection will be complete!

Me: ..........You might wanna leave right now...

Myranda: ......

Astrakhan: You feel it?

Mumble: Mhm...

Astrakhan: Good...now let it out. BE SPONTANIOUS!!!

(Mumble starts tap dancing)

Astrakhan: That, what is that?

Mumble: I'm being spontaneous.

Astrakhan: *Shrug* Darling...you want to meet beautiful girl?

Mumble: Mhm.

Astrakhan: You want to make the egg?

Mumble: OUH YES.

(Me & Myranda were in the middle of drinking pepsi upon hearing that. We spit it out & cough for a few seconds as it sprays all over the floor)

Me & Myranda: WHAT!!!?

Me: ARE YOU TRYING TO ENABLE THE FANTASY OF HIM DOING A GIRL & HAVING AN EGG COME OUT OF HER COOCH!? HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LEARN ABOUT THAT UNTIL HE'S LIKE 14! WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Astrakhan: You want to make the egg?

Mumble: OUH YES.

*DING*

Sex Jokes I Could Have Made: 2

Astrakhan: SING! And no jiggy-jog. Do not move muscle! No moving.

Mumble: *Takes a deep breath* Twinkle twinkle little STAAAAAAR!!!!!!

Me: DAAAH!!!

Myranda: YAAH! GOD I swear I'm gonna punch him!

Astrakhan: Okay, we go back to the top. Forget body, look inside soul. Feel the feeling, enormous feeling, so enormous it fills whole body. It must escape or you EXPLODE!

Spongebob: IT'S GONNA EXPLODE IN 3 SECONDS UNLESS YOU TAKE A BAAATH!!!

Astrakhan: Now, open your beak, lift up your head that's it, now...now...NNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

(Mumble looks up into the sky taking a deep breath & then proceeds to tap dance. Astrakhan face palms while Memphis & Norma look at it charmed)

Myranda: So it seems the parents that first thought of this as something that could get in the way of living a normal life, NOW see it as a charming & settling thing! I guess mood swings are really big in the penguin kingdom or they just stopped caring.

Astrakhan: *Sobbing* Disaster! Catastrophe! I never failed before! Never! Never!

Lifeguard Fish From Spongebob: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!?

Norma: Well I thought it was kind of cute.

Memphis: But it just ain't penguin okay?

Norma: So what if he's a little different? I always kind of liked different.

Me: Okay I figure as long as we haven't gotten really far into the movie I should probably say it. WHAT IS WITH NORMA'S VOICE? I mean I have nothing against that voice I LOVE that voice. I think it sounds very cute & attractive. But at times, it seems a little TOO cute & attractive, like she's getting way too much enjoyment out of sounding like that.

Norma: BOYS! Give a chick a chance...

Me: *Snicker* What did they even tell the person who was voicing her!?

Director: Alright, I want you to make her sound like she's seducing Leonardo Dicaprio. No questions damn it no questions, I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC VISION!

Mumble: I can leave school.

Memphis: Whoa little fella, you ain't going nowhere until you got yourself an education. You get them singing muscles big & strong you got that?

Mumble: I'll try pa...

Narrator: That first hard summer, while his mom & dad were working overtime on the great commute to the sea, Mumble found a place away from disapproving eyes where a funky little fella could be himself.

(On top of a hill, Mumble tap dances to himself as the camera rotates around him)

Myranda: *Sigh* This whole movie is like watching a small dog trying to hump a bigger dog 5 times his size. Is there REALLY anything in this movie other than just some penguin with tap dancing skills finding it hard to fit in?

Me: I think it's cute. It doesn't have any real impact on the story but I think it's nice to just see a very well animated penguin tap dancing.

Myranda: ......You need to get out of your room...

Me: But the moment is cut off by a group of hawks looking for something to eat.

Hawk Leader: Hey, whatcha doing there flipper boy?

Mumble: Nothing...what are you doing?

Hawk Leader: Nothin', just dropped in for a little lunch.

Mumble: Oh no no wait! Not me, I'm a penguin.

Hawk Leader: Exactly. The flipper boy, that's you, eat the fish. The flying birds, that's me, eat the flipper bird & the fish. And lately there ain't a lot of fish.

Mumble: WAIT!......Watch this! *Tap dances*

Myranda: Oh yeah, THAT'LL SAVE YOUR LIFE YOU DUMBASS.

Mumble: Hey...What's that on your leg?

Hawk Leader: What this thing?

Hawk Grunt: Oh no! Don't start him on that!

Hawk Leader: Shut up! The little flipper bird asked me a perceptive question. A question like that deserves an answer.

Myranda: So yeah, it's another one of those villain moments where the villain can't help but talk about his interests just as he has his enemy at his mercy, giving them plenty of time to escape. Should I be worried that a lot of cartoons use that?

Hawk Leader: Alien abduction. Now little buddy, there is something out there. Creatures, not like us. Bigger, fiercer, and smarter too.

Mumble: How?

Hawk Leader: Because I've been captured by them that's how! I'm sitting on a rock minding my own business when suddenly, their on to me. These being like big ugly penguins. Big flabby faces with front ways eyes, no feathers no beaks and these-these-appendages! They probe me, they tie me up, they strap me down, they take this pointy thing & they stick me into me, and then...blackout.

Mumble: Gosh.

Hawk Leader: I woke up & there's this-this thing on me. Every flying bird is dissing me, "Hey what's happening yellow leg?", it was humiliating. What more could ya want?

Mumble: ......They could have eated you.

Myranda: Eated......that's supposed to be a word...eated..........THIS MOVIE WON AN OSCAR FOLKS!

Me: I thought it was cute. He's just a kid remember?

Myranda: Yeah, but Gloria's gotta be the same age & she speaks better words than that! So why cant he!?

Me: Remember......

Noah: GLORIA!

(Thousands of penguins cheer at Gloria as a councilor)

Me: So Mumble manages to escape the hawks & goes back to where it's safe. Years pass & eventually it's graduation for everyone at Penguin Elementary.

Myranda: Or as gradiationish as it can being a penguin, but here's the thing: MUMBLE IS ONE OF THE GRADUATING STUDENTS! He never really learned how to sing, & they made it pretty clear that you don't get an education if you can't sing, so how did he get passed it?

Me: Their penguins don't question it.

Norma: Go get'em tiger...

Mumble: Thanks ma.

Myranda: Whoa, where did they say Frodo was going to be in this? Well seeing as how Memphis is being voiced by Wolverine I suppose it wouldn't surprise me.

Elder: That boy was always a bad egg. I'm telling you no good will come of this.

Me: Mumble follows them by sliding on his stomach but ends up losing control. He falls into the water & everyone watches to see if he's okay.

(A couple of seconds of silence follow until Mumble pops out)

Mumble: What'cha waiting for!?

(All the penguins jump into the water & start swimming around looking for fish. Seymour notices Gloria & swims towards her)

Seymour: Gloria, I adore-ia, I'd like to see more-ia!

*DING*

Sex Jokes I Could Have Made: 3

Mumble: Gloria...

(Mumble swims after Gloria & tries to talk to her. They both get to the surface as Mumble accidentally falls on top of Gloria as they both slide on the snow)

Gloria: Mumble!?

Mumble: Gloria!

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(Upon falling on top of each other & sliding in the snow, Mumble is on top of Gloria, Gloria is on top of Mumble with her head in between his legs, Mumble's head is in between her legs, Gloria accidentally slips & bumps her butt into Mumble's junk, Mumble accidentally slips & falls on her in between her legs, Gloria accidentally puts her beak in Mumble's mouth, & they both end up getting bumped into the water)

Me: O.O ..........

Myranda: O.O ..........

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Me: O.O ..........

Myranda: O.O ..........This was rated PG right?......

Me: O.O ..........Yes...it was......

*DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING*

Sex Jokes I Could Have Made: 12

Me: So......after THAT sudden loss of their virginity, Mumble & Gloria end up alone for a few seconds.

Mumble: Gloria...all my life I've wanted to say...your so-

Gloria: Fish.

Mumble: Yeah...your so fish.

Gloria: No, fish!

Myranda: HOLY CRAP! THE WOMAN WHO HAD SEX WITH EMINEM IS IN THIS MOVIE!

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(I turn to Myranda with a shocked expression. She turns to me & we stare at each other for a few seconds)

Myranda: WELL SHE IS!!!

Me: ......*Shakes head in disappointment*

(We both turn to the audience)

(Mumble, Gloria, & several other penguins attempt at catching the fish. Gloria misses all of them but Mumble managed to get one)

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Mumble: You can have it.

Gloria: Thank you Mumble but it's yours.

Mumble: I WANT you to have it.

Gloria: No, you caught it, you eat it.

Mumble: I want you to-

*SWOOSH*

Mumble & Gloria: AAH!

(A hawk swoops under water & steals the fish. Mumble chases after him & grabs the fish. Upon grabbing the fish, Mumble is carried into the air by the hawks)

Gloria: MUMBLE LET GO!

(Mumble fights them off & gets back the fish. He falls to the ground landing on several big lumps of snow head first, then slides across the ground & slowly stops)

Myranda: Yes, what they DON'T show are the ACTUAL injuries.

(Cutaway)

*CRACK SCKLACK*

(Mumble lands on to the ground with a bent beak, a broken neck, & blood running out of his mouth. Blood stains can also be seen around his landing spots)

(Cutaway ends)

Gloria: Mumble...are you okay?

Myranda: He's dead.

Gloria: Mumble...

Myranda: I told you he's dead! You think I'D survive a fall like that!?

Mumble: ......Take the fish...

Myranda: Son of a bitch...

Mumble: Take the stupid fish...

Gloria: Oh okay...

(Gloria takes her beak & takes the fish out of his mouth while the two of them make awkward moaning sounds)

Me: Uh...Iyyaaa...mmmmmm yeah.

*DING*

Sex Jokes I Could Have Made: 13

Gloria: Thank you Mumble...

Mumble: Your welcome...*Faints*

[link]

(Later that day, everyone is standing over a lone glacier celebrating graduation, all the teenagers are singing & dancing, & Gloria is the center of attention)

[link]

Gloria: *Singing* Each morning I get up I die a little...can barely stand on my feet...Take a look in the mirror and cry a little...Lord, what'cha doing to me...

Me: Wow, she's a pretty good singer.

Myranda: Oddly enough, throughout this whole movie I find myself asking how do penguins even sing?

Gloria: I spent all my years in believing you...I just can't get no relief Lord...Somebody...somebody...can anyone find me...somebody to loooooooooove...

Me: It's just so cool! The song, the singer, the lighting that goes with it, it's really a soothing scene.

Myranda: Well at least there isn't any screeching to ruin-

Mumble: WHOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Me: YEEESH!!!

Myranda: DAAAH DAMN IT!!!

Me: So Mumble gets kicked out of the party & spends the night on his own. The next morning he wakes up to hear something rocking the ice he stands on.

Mumble: Get up here or I'll come in after you!

*SMASH*

Mumble: AAH!

Myranda: A leopard seal chases after him as it takes Mumble to another part of the penguin kingdom.

[link]

(Mumble jumps out of the water& runs into several adelie penguins)

Penguins: SAFE/You the bomb bro/That's a 9.8/I give you 10

Myranda: Did they really see him coming? Were they really just standing there waiting for someone to pop out & get graded for almost getting KILLED!?

Me: ........I guess so......

(The leopard continues to try & get them, but Mumble & the other 5 get out of the way & start gloating the leopard)

???1: Come on bring it! Bring it on!

???2: Kiss my frozen tushy! *Spanks self*

Me: Whoa, pretty ballsy move guys.

(The seal tries to eat them again)

Leopard Seal: Come here sausage. I take you with ketchup.

???3: But first you gotta catch up!

Myranda: Do penguins know about ketchup?

Me: I'm pretty sure they don't...

(The penguins & Mumble continue to gloat the leopard seal as it keeps trying to kill them)

Me: Hey guys, this isn't a joke! He's trying to kill you, get out of there!

Mumble: See ya fatty...

(The other penguins look at each other & then burst in laughter)

Myranda: ......Okay THAT was funny...

Me: So after they escape the leopard seal, Mumble is welcomed into the different borders of the penguin kingdom.

Penguins: MAMBO!

Mumble: Everyone's so spontaneous.

Amigo4: Si, and these are the bad times.

Amigo3: Yeah, our food chain's gone loco.

Amigo2: Everyone a bit down.

Ramon: But it ain't gonna stop no party!

(Mumble sees a penguin with a rock in his mouth)

Mumble: Gosh, he's eating rocks.

(The others laugh at him)

Amigo3: It's love stone.

Amigo4: For building the nest.

Amigo1: The one with the most pebbles wins.

Ramon: You know: Chica boom boom! *Waving hips outward*

Mumble: Your not interested in chicas?

Amigo2: You kidding?

Ramon: Without us, *Waves hips outward* the chicas got no BOOM.

*DING*

Sex Jokes I Could Have Made: 14

(The amigos see several female penguins walking by)

Female Penguin: What are you looking at? You looking at me?

Amigo1: Come over here. Come on mami!

Amigo4: You see something you like yes?

Female Penguin: I don't think so. Not tonight baby.

Ramon: Oh don't be so snooty booty!

Myranda: Why do I get the feeling that this is what penguins do all day when there's nothing better to do?

Me: I don't know, it's probably close to mating season. It could be practice.

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Myranda: So Mumble & the amigos hang around a little & they have some fun, but at one point they come across a giant item that isn't familiar to their world.

(Mumble observes the machine as it sinks into the abyss. He escapes the cavern before it closes up & regroups with the amigos)

Mumble: Hey guys, where are we going?

Amigo1: We relocating.

Amigo3: Placing ourselves elsewhere.

Mumble: But that thing, what was it?

Amigo4: How should we know?

Mumble: But where did it come from? It's so weird, so alien

Amigo2: What's he talking about?

Amigo1: I don't know some hombre called Elian.

Mumble: Guys we have a mystery here. A mind boggling mystery!

Me: *In green shirt* ZOINKS!

Myranda: *In orange shirt* GYNKIES!

Ramon: You want answers?

Mumble: Yeah.

Ramon: Than this is very easy, you go see Lovelace.

Mumble: Who's Lovelace?

Ramon: Lovelace is the guru.

Amigo3: Go see Lovelace.

Ramon: But first, you gonna need a pebble.

(The scene cuts to penguins gathering to talk to Lovelace)

Lovelace: Hold it y'all, I have a warning for the audience...Ladies, please avert your eyes because I've been known to hypnotize...You heard the voice, now your about to meet...the one & only Lovelace...in the flesh...right here...right on...right now...

(Mumble gives a rock to Lovelace)

Myranda: Really? The economy is so bad that we're paying with rocks?......I can take a little more nonsense I suppose.

Mumble: Have you ever been abducted by aliens?

Lovelace: What kind of question is that?

Mumble: I met a skua once with something like that on his foot, said he was abducted by aliens.

Lovelace: THIS my friends is my sacred talisman.

Me: So he talks about...how the plastic used to hold Pepsi is being used as a talisman...in song of course.

(Lovelace's singing is accompanied by gospel females)

Lovelace: Bestowed on me by the mystic beings...during my epic journey of enlightment...to the forbidden shore...

Mumble: You saw mystic beings?

Lovelace: I hear them! They speak through me! OH yeah! There's a power that stand upon this tower!

Mumble: Did they have front ways eyes? Did they probe you!? Strap you down!?

Myranda: Are they making a misleading movie about penguin life!?

Me: But Lovelace figures enough is enough & dismisses Mumble.

Lovelace: Go forth...and multiply!

Females: OH LOVELACE!

Lovelace: I will retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence...Okay ladies who's first?

Females: ME!!!

Me: *Raises finger* ..........Just add it to the list.

*DING*

Sex Jokes I Could Have Made: 15

Mumble: What's he saying?

Ramon: It's mating season.

Mumble: Already?

End Of Part 1...

The Network Wars Intro

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 17:55:31 PST

From Left to Righ: Nickelodeon, Disney Channel, Cartoon Network

I thought of this little story when I was looking at some cross over art while listening to Hatsune Miku's, Love is War.

Stuff you need to know:

The "workers" are the shows/characters from their networks. Ex: Spongebob, Finn, and Phineas.

Cartoon Network's "split personality" is a reference to Adult Swim (who will not be personified for this story, only children stations will, like the late Jetix, Discovery Kids, and PBS Kids)

Nickelodeon's many siblings: there are many different versions of Nickelodeon, all appearing as Nickelodeon's siblings.

Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon's trade off: Adventure Time was originally a short of a show called Random Cartoons that showed many different animated shorts

Where's Nick @ Nite?: I don't consider Nick @ Night a children's station, it's just a more mild mannered Adult Swim in my opinion.

Base by: [link]
Background: Google
Done in: GIMP

I do not own the stations, just these designs and story!!!

EDIT: Man, I just re-read this and realized how badly I spell!
Also, I didn't mention this before, but this is a draft. A lot of designs have changed since this (the most notable being that Disney Channel is now male), but the storyline is still basically the same.

List Of Games I Wanna Do Cutscenes On

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:47:16 PST

i'm just putting this here as a back up
and more here!.

james bond 077 everything or nothing
7 blades
army men air attack 2
frogger: ancient shadow
i-ninja
kao the kangaroo round 2
pac-man world 3
rugrats: royal ransom
spongebob squarepants: creature from the krusty krab
tokobot plus:mysteries of the karakuri
brave the search for spirit dancer
ruff trigger: the vanocore conspiracy
spyro: a hero's tail
ty the tasmanian tiger 2: bush rescue
malice
pitfall: the lost expedition
maximo vs army of zin
family guy
star ocean till the of time
drakengard
shin megami tensei persona 4
Adventures of Cookie & Cream / Kuri Kuri Mix
Mega Man X8
Nightshade
shinobi
viewtiful joe
viewtiful joe 2
bully
monster hunter
onimusha:warlords
onimusha 2: samurai's destiny
Onimusha 3: Demon Siege
Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams
Resident Evil Code: Veronica X
Rygar: The Legendary Adventure
Shadow of Destiny / Memories
Shadow of Rome
Under the Skin
Way of the Samurai
Way of the Samurai 2
Mega Man Network Transmission
Chibi-Robo! Plug Into Adventure!
killer7
Blinx 2: Masters Of Time & Space
Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
Voodoo Vince*
Stubbs the Zombie In Rebel Without A Pulse
GunLord
Shadow Man
alan wake
enslaved odyssey to the west
prince of persia 2008
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Sonic and the Black knight proulouge:

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:20:43 PST

I played Sonic and the Black knight, but not all of it. I love how I wrote this with...IMAGINATION. Lol, SpongeBob reference!

Anyway, I love Sonic things. Last year my friend told me about Sonic x and stuff, and now I'm a huge fan girl of sonic games and sonic x!!!
I thought Light would be perfect for Sonic, because of the way she acts, all adventurous, and now I can finally beat the hell out of King Arthur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE, KING ARTHUR! No, I'm joking.

Caliburn's exactly like shadow the hedgehog, and Sonic acts like himself....oh...good times, Sonic, when you acted so funny....so immature and funny....