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Anti-Valentine

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:00:06 PST

For writer's craft we had to write valentines or anti-valentines poems. I don't really write poetry, and I'm not sure I put it under the right thing... be nice.

Ha i'm so against Valentine's I posted it a day late. HA!

Anti-valentine

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:14:38 PST

This is anti-valentine.

Note: "Face Herpes" is what one of my frends say instead of "Coldsore" so he can make it sound as though it's a sexually transmitted infection.

Happy Anti-Valentine's Day

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:09:05 PST

Happy Anti-Valentines Day! (Poem)

I love pink,

I love red,

Teddy Bears too...

But dealing with THESE COUPLES is something I can't do!!!!!!

November - late February, couples EVERYWHERE!!

Going to the store is just too much to bear...

The only way to cope is hide out until...

February 15th, HALF PRICE CANDY SALE!!!

Buy MYSELF a bear, buy MY OWN chocolate...

Do you need a Boyfriend? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!

Watching TV, what do you see...

ANOTHER commercial to find a 'Match' for me!

Three in a row for days and days...

Ugh...It feels like my head's in a daze...

OMG, will this EVER END?!?!

Thank God March is just around the bend.

Stalk up on Chocolate, to last 3 months,

I think we deserve it after all this fuss!!

All this couple stuff is making me ill,

Pass me the Tylenol, I'm taken a pill...

:Sigh: Another year, I'll live I suppose...

Will it be like this forever? Nobody knows...

With two plush hedgehogs and candy galore,

I STILL hate Valentine day, more and more!

I DO NOT WANT A BOYFRIEND,

I am single by choice,

"St.Valentine's no BAKA!" at the top of my voice.

On the 14th & 15th I think you should say:

HAPPY ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

I have NO IDEA if I posted this right...

Surviving Valentine's Year Two

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:09:43 PST

Hello darlings, it's that time of the year and even though I've done a fan fic and cosplay video I must stick to tradtion of last year and do year two of Surviving Valentine's Day.
Wow I've been here a whole year!
How time flies. :3
But yeah, not as good as last year's I think, partially because I'm seriously hating on valentine's day this year for many reasons but eh...
Hope you enjoyed this!

Year One: [link]
Year Two: (above)

Anti-Valentine's Day Poem

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 22:07:12 PDT

My anti-valentine's day poem I came up in Senior year. In my high school you can give Valentine's Day grams to people you like, but that year, there was also bards.

So you can imagine that I'm sleeping in 6th period English, and I'm told to go outside....i see the band and shut the door and starts scribbling the poem to entertain myself. XD

(PS I like Valnetine's Day, but not too much)

Anti Valentine

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 09:08:44 PST

for all the anti valentine-ers like me

Anti-Valentine's Day

Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:19:00 PST

This is a little late in the submission but w/e.

Written by a friend of mine, I thought it was hilarious, I really don't care for Valentine's Day so it was written for me. I'm not sure if it's a sonnet, but it does have 14 lines lol.. i think.. anyway, i don't swear *gasp* so this is kind of weird for me to submit, but bear in mind that i didn't write it. Enjoy!

Happy Valentine's Day, Buggers

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 16:05:50 PST

The unofficial Anti-Valentine's Day poem of 2005.

The Anti-Valentine

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:23:02 PST

So this is part rant and part 'Oh Crap'

Anti-valentine's Day

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 11:20:06 PST

At the request of ~Isengim, the old Valentine's day poem has been transformed to a satirical plea to appease the Old Ones and eldritch community. Hail Cthulu and Nyarlathotep. Be amused.

Anti-Valentine.

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:34:32 PST

In response to letter I never read, because they were never sent, because you never took the time to write to me.

Anti-Valentine

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:20:33 PST

A mean-spirited little anti-Valentine's message for the haters.

Days of Valentine

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:13:06 PST

otherwise titled "Lonely Valentines Day"

--anti-valentines for a day that got turned into a 'Hallmark Holiday'.
sorry i'm being this way but i'm always alone this holiday; i have my family and friends, sure, but that's not what i want right now....

sorry this is so retarded but i wrote it last year (2/14/07).

LATER TODAY i'll have soemthing happier and sweeter: a Tokka (TophXSokka) drawing. real cute. =3

My Anti-valentine

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 10:38:00 PST

just a little something I whipped up for =rockgem's anti-valentines contest, hope you all enjoy

The End of Valentine

Thu, 16 Feb 2006 01:46:11 PST

Because I'm so anti-Valentine's Day this year, I decided to write a song (something I haven't done in a long time) about heartbreak. I was rather pleased overall. It has a melody picked out (kinda a country power ballad - picture it being sung by Tim McGraw). Maybe one day I'll learn to put theses things to music.

Anti-Valentines Poem

Sat, 24 Feb 2007 22:55:38 PST

ya this was the poem i was working on... But due to the not so unexpected arival of valentines day coupled w/ my frustration over rhymes it sorta turned into an... ati-valentines day.

Directed to anyone who gives a damn, I am currenty writing another poem... that doesn't rhyme.

Anti-Valentines Poem by VDK

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 15:10:57 PST

First of all, read the comments before even commenting.

I have nothing NOTHING against Valentine's Day but I know that there are a few people who actually hate this day for many many reasons and don't want to think about. Maybe that someone special hurt you in some way, maybe you broke up, maybe you were lied, whatever the reason may be, I understand what you went through. And here you have it, a poem that will always, always remind you of your bitterness and dislike for the day.

Reason I wrote this is because though I have nothing against this day, I am a bit anti-Valentines, I see no absolute point in celebrating it, and there might be some people to support me in what I say. But if you do celebrate it, I respect your opinion and choices.

Last of all, if you played "Sonic Adventure 2", the poem got inspired by the song that plays during the "Final Chase/Rush" that being the Sonic VS Shadow battle in the Space Colony. Hooray for inspiration by SEGA and Sonic.

Anti-Valentine

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:00:59 PST

Just a little something I threw together.

Though Afraid of Wolves I Seek Your Forest Heart

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 12:39:34 PST

Okay. So I tried to write this one for two contests:
The Colors Contest hosted by =DailyLitDeviations (color: blue) (MY USE OF THE WORD BLACK IS NOT A REFERENCE TO ITS COLOR I simply don't know what else to call it without invoking a different image)
The Anti-V Day Contest hosted by Alliterati ([link]). Update: I was one of the winners! :yay: Please go check out issue 10 of Alliterati and help support the other artists featured! [link]

Boy was it a challenge. I think I was a bit more coherent with this one than I have been with my other pieces lately. Icky, unrequited love poetry. I don't tend to think of wolves as very valentine-y, though, and I found this awesome Russian saying (If you're afraid of wolves, don't go to the woods), which I HAD to use. So instead of being all red and warm and frilly, I went blue and cold and wolf-like. I think that is suitably anti-Valentine. I originally had a stanza in there that was more directly anti-V, but I didn't think it worked as well.

IT IS THIRTY-SEVEN LINES LONG. I MADE IT. Eurgh I've been writing a lot of long poems lately. Should probably stop that. Just please don't count spaces, cuz that brings the count up to 47 :/

So: what do you think of the kind of vignettes? I really think the sections work better for this piece, but they could be REALLY messing with the flow, so let me know PLZ
How's the imagery? Does the use of blue make sense where it is? Is there enough of it?
The wolf imagery pretty much just serves as bookends - do you think this works? Do I need more wolves or forests throughout the piece?

Thanks so much for reading!

An Anti-Valentine Poem

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 01:23:47 PST

*The word "androgyne", in this context, refers to the alternate sexes, such as transgendered, transsexual, hermaphroditic, androgynous, and asexual in a concise way.

This poem is pretty self-explanatory. It's a first-person POV piece in which the character is telling someone they're close to that they don't love them. It's very realistic, granted, but not based in reality on my part. It was just a concept I wanted to play with: an Anti-Love poem to counter the traditional Love poem, for those of us who dislike the commerciality of Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:25:22 PST

This is for contest that ends at the end of today. I hope it's satisfactory. I wasn't really in the Valentine's Day mood this year so I celebrated "Anti-Valentine's day" featuring hate cards that read things like "Love is blind because some idiot decided to blindfold a toddler with a weapon." Since not alot of people entered the contest, I figured I should, here's what happens after thrre days, no idea what to write, and bubble gum. Enjoy~!

I may write 2 more things like this for Valentine's day, but maybe not.

Matt, Mello, and Near belong to Obata and Ohba, not me in any way shape or form.

anti-valentine

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:04:24 PST

this, along with an envalope on a page in my sketchbook, was a piece for art class at school

Misguided Devotion

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:02:08 PST

This poem I created for =rockgem's Anti-Valentine's Day Contest and I used a kind of defined but fluid form that works with the poem itself I think. I guess you could say the form is modern and middle-english. John Donne would often create his own form and then stick to it very strictly, but then he never used this very free meter, so that I would say is a more modern usage. The back and forth of the middle lines is to represent the way water moves. Any who.... Hope you enjoy, and let me know what you think.

Wes

Anti-Valentines Day Poem

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 05:52:34 PST

Happy Valentines Day I hate you all!~*shot*

Anti-Valentines Song

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 17:30:49 PST

This is an Anti-Valentines song that I decided to whip up before that day comes.

If you're too weak-willed or if you get offended half-way, get out of here and do not read further.

I have mixed views on love. But this does not mean I am against it or hate it. I wrote this because I wanted, and most people are lonely on that day. So please show some respect.

Murders On Valentine's

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:51:30 PST

If someone thinks I should see a doctor, let it be known now or forever hold your peace.
If not, enjoy this marvelous Anti-Valentine twist

It's Not Love -Yaoi-

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:04:40 PST

It's lust. And doesn't that make it all the more tasty?

I figured since everyone loves love and all because of Valentines Day, that I should be ironic and post an anti-love story. I just got out of a bad relationship. Well, it wasn't really a relationship. It was pretty make-shift. But I loved the guy, but I was a little too late. He moved on, and I was upset. I really was, but I guess it's okay. When I go through stuff like that, it's when I create the best art, and write the best stuff.

Oh pain, how we need thee, haha.

Well I hope you guys enjoy. I know with me it's been a pretty dry spell with the whole yaoi thing. So uh, I thought I should thank you all with what most of you watch me for, lol.

I know it's not that hardcore, but I didn't feel like full-on sex. Besides, it didn't fit into the story :/

&Why is it that boys move down on the food-chain of relationships? Hmph, I could eat his new boyfriend alive.

<3 :]

anti-valentine's

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:39:38 PST

for all who hate this holiday

Anti-Valentine

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:10:31 PST

...not a very fun holiday unless you have someone to share it with...

Anti-Valentine

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 23:23:38 PST

My most disliked poem...

it seems as if I put know effort into it...but I want to put it up to show my hatred towards valentines day..

(Oh and get this, I hate valentine's day but im someone's Valentine....isn't that swell? -_-...)

Harder Than It Seems ch. 8

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:01:08 PST

And then there was a baby! I hope every one is pleased. I'll go ahead and mention that YES, I KNOW that EVERYONE picks babies to be girls. BUT no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get (this particular infant) to sound good as a boy. Alice was too far etched into my subconscious. I hope the APH mpreg anti-girl community (is there such a thing?) will forgive me and try to love Alice. For everyone else, HUZZAH FOR A CUTE BABY!

Happy Valentines (or Single Awareness) Day to all my viewers. I hope this can act as my gift to you all, in order to show my love for all your support. Thank you so much for all the kind reviews/comments. I hope to receive more in the future for they make my day golden. Even if I have an AP Macroeconomics test.
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Hey. Hey you. Flamer. You read this? You read this story? Oh, you don't like it. Well you see that "Remove from messages" button? Or even that X up in the top right corner? those make it go away, NOT nasty comments. <3
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Hetalia and all related characters belong to Himaruya <3

Sonic's Breakdown

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 17:23:22 PDT

No, this is not the project I've been working on!

This is something that I came up with during my vacation, a little quip, if you will. It all happened due to my frustration about not being able to beat Johnny because I needed that damn fourth Chaos Emerald! (Or something to that extent...) My frustration carried over into dreams, where a majority of this story took place. When I woke up, I scribbled as much as I could remember down and took that idea and created this short story.

Sonic may be a little out of character here... or maybe not. I have a feeling he would become overly obsessed if he lost 89 90 times in a row. (And no, I didn't lose that many times. XP)

Anyway, for what it's worth, enjoy!

_{_{It's not my best work, OF COURSE, so yes, you can giggle at the inconsistencies and stuff. It was a dream sequence, after all.}}

i. Angelic Prophecy

Fri, 13 May 2011 04:43:23 PDT

the intro to a concept of mine in progress enjoy ! [=

yes i am aware i never go on dA anymore
i'll try to respond tell me what's up ?
i have a lot going on, finally done with my first year of uni
in honour of friday the thirteenth, i shall upload the "month EPs" from februrary, march, and april, as well as details on upcoming projects i will try to update more. or at all. haha. also, it will feel weird to release an anti-valentine's day song three months too late sowwy also, i totally love the new gaga shit <3

Das Tediz Anti-Love Story

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:47:25 PST

Lol, I made this in response to my loss of love. And my bitter hate towards seeing people have mouthsecks in public.

LOLOLOL, a violent poem, somewhat inspired by "How the Izz stole Valentines"

Happy Anti-Valentines Day

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:40:31 PST

I wrote this for a very close friend of mine a few years ago and I felt like sharing it with you guys!

This is an old poem, so it's probably not that good. XD

Anti-Valentine

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:01:05 PST

Heh. This was an English assignment that we had to do and I'm kind of proud of it actually, considering I pulled it out in less than five minutes!

Anti-Valentines poem

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:39:57 PST

poem bout valentines day

Plea to St. Valentine

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:14:19 PST

This one is for ~Harmz4Heaven and all my other anti-Valentine's Day friends. In fact, Harmz inspired it by suggesting in a comment to "Fucking heterosexuals" that St Valentine would be offended at what's celebrated in his name.

There's some obscure stuff in here, apologies for that. If you're wondering who St Sebastian was, this is all you have to know: [link]
St Augustine, in a nutshell, was a major slut before his miraculous conversion. Then he swung to the other extreme and was rather disparaging about sex. It's largely due to his rantings that priests, nuns and monks who practice celibacy have the air of being more "pure" than married couples - which is a rather dumb idea in my opinion. Anyway, hence his inclusion in an anti-couples poem.

Anti-Valentine

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 10:27:26 PST

Ok well, it's valentines day, I'm alone once more, this poem speaks for itself!!

Screaming Something

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 02:43:06 PST

Alright, first poem in a week or so. It feels good to be writing again. Since everything forever is Valentine's right now, here's an anti-Valentine's poem.

Pillow Talk

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:24:58 PST

An early Valentine's Day senryū, from me to you. Yes, this time of year I become a bit of a cynic.

The title is of course a pun: is he engaging in pillow talk, or talking to her... pillows?

Credit must go to ~callyn for allowing me to plagiarize her work. [link] (For the record, I did ask first. )

Update, as of Feb. 9: I've entered this into `tangledweb's anti-Valentine's Day contest. [link]

Anti-Valentine

Fri, 13 Feb 2004 14:44:19 PST

I wrote this poem because, just like my icon says, I'm an Anti-Valentine. I know a lot of others out there whom are Anti Valentines and I always see Happy Happy Joy Joy Valentine stuff out there. Not where I come from..

anti-climatic

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 14:36:51 PST

yeh......great for valentines day X)

Love -spits-

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 22:36:15 PDT

Love is for weak people, those hopeless romantic freaks,
A smile from a pretty face ignites feelings for weeks upon weeks,
Your head is spinning fast and your acting like a fool,
And still all the popular kids seem to think its cool.

They always fall for the pretty girls and all the muscular boys,
Its a never-ending process that cant be fixed without a choice,
Ignore those feelings in your head; youll just be led on,
Love is a bitter game of chess and were all the powerless pawns.

Then comes the couple in the dark sharing feelings physically,
The girl thinks its real love and the guys just being horny,
Her lips are tight against his and she thinks that this is heaven,
But then that perve is satisfied and hes already leaving.

Weve all seen the movies where the guy falls in love with the girl next door,
In real life this guy is just bringing his money and in return getting a whore,
Slow dances and candle lit dinners get people in the mood,
I just like candle lit dinners because to stare at his nose would be rude.

Love is for lonely old ladies and all those high school stalkers,
Cause as soon as you reject them their putting threats inside your locker,
And everyone wants a love that will last and will constantly try,
But in the end their attempts were futile, all youll do is cry.

I dont know why everyone falls in love its all a bunch of crap,
Love was made by the hallmark company to get more money back,
When Valentines Day comes around you think its sweet to get this and that,
In about 20 years that candy will stay and youll blame him for getting fat.

I dont know why people fall in love; its such a pointless thing,
Were giving into to childish dreams and imagining,
The sad thing is in the end we all will fall for loves game,
Your good years were wasted away by love, now thats a crying shame.

anti valentines

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 06:41:36 PST

a nother song for another person i hope they like it and i hope it's what they want i'm just a brother spreading the love

[link]
to hear me sing the song click the link above

Anti-Valentine

Thu, 05 Feb 2004 12:14:12 PST

I wrote this last night in about.. 10 minutes tops (but I was also watching TV!) I wrote it because of some stuff that's been happening lately.. and as y'know if you care, I'm not looking forward to Valentine's Day. I might add more to this later, but I'm not exactly sure.

Let Me Burn You A Valentine

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:48:56 PST

Back to the valentines poems! Haha!

Trapt in the Maze

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 03:45:09 PST

Happy Valentine's Day... from my @$$

I hate Valentine's Day

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 20:31:12 PST

I just don't get what's the big deal about Valentine's day

Fucking Valentine

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:06:50 PST

Mature content, hell yeah XD
While writing this, I needed to take three ice cold showers.
And when I read through it again, I... *runs off for another shower at absolute zero*, phew...
I still wonder how I was able to keep my hand on the pencil. XD

so, yeah, not quite as sappy as my last submissions and because of some bad words, I put it under mature.
This is for everyone who hates this day, yet found a way to celebrate it. To be honest, this is way better than any anti-V-day campaign XD.

You don't have a Valentine? Well, [link]
porn and twiglets, I say, PORN AND TWIGLETS >.<

I quite happy how this turned out, as this is the longest piece I've ever wrote in English. Still has some lines I don't like, but I'm getting used to this language.
And after all these sappy love songs, it's nice to know that there's at least an ounce of testosterone left in my body. >_<

ENJOY, DAMMIT!

valentine's day

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 21:33:38 PDT

12:32 AM

Waking Up With You

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:05:39 PST

So... this is what Valentine's Day should have been and even if I'm single or not. However the poem is just basically about what I would say to someone when I wake up with that significant other. However, I'm basically doing it in a dream and it sort of sucks that I can't do it in real life (if I could then how long would that last). Life is like a game of survival and it sucks really. I'm going to hate tomorrow UNLESS something happens tomorrow. But I'm pretty sure that tomorrow will be the same- single and seeing everyone who has "their significant others" rub their commercialized cheap gifts in front of the faces whoes hearts will be broken. So I'm probably going to say that Love is truly dead so if anyone calls you a Scrooge (I'll probably be one tomorrow for sure) then just say, "Remember who chose to kill love first."

Comment, save into favorites, and spread the word

Valentine?

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:50:58 PST

Freewrite I did in English yesterday. The assignment was Valentine's Day "anti-love" poems - love poems written to something or someone besides a lover. When I read this to the class the professor started talking about how you really can love a fictional character - told you so!

Allen Walker (C) Katsura Hoshino, Shonen Jump

Anti Valentines -song-

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:17:55 PST

Happy Anti-Valentines.

I want someone to turn this into a song, like with music or something, someday, but just remember.... remember that *I* wrote it, ok?

Anti Valentines Day

Sat, 21 Jun 2003 12:24:07 PDT

Thanks to jiko29 for the inspiration for the pixel candy!
It was in a really pissy mood on Valentines Day (as you may notice) after just being dumped by my bf. Grrr men! No, grrrrr Valentines Day!!!
Its pretty a pretty crappy poem but comments welcome as always

Anti-Valentine's.

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 13:21:31 PST

Practial Romance

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 13:29:27 PST

Two contests at once! One for 's contest over here: [link]

and for 's contest over here: [link]

I don't particularly care one way or the other about Valentine's Day myself, but I appreciate all the on sale candy the day after.

For those of you interested:

"Valentine's Day is a day for lovers, a day for couples, a day of industry for companies to make money off candy sales, flowers, jewelry, and all that jazz. An anti-Valentine's celebration instead could be for single people, gal pals, . . . . and doesn't buy into that corporate greed nonsense. An Anti-Valentine's day party is a fun way to "spit in the face" of . . . . the idea that we need to be in a relationship to be happy. It is about having fun being independant, confident and single."

Quote edited for length.

Rose and Rain

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 12:46:07 PST

I've been trying to get more into poetry, and recently I bought a small notebook for myself, hidden underneath my pillow just in case I get inspiration even as I sleep. Then I realized: Poetry made me feel better. Short stories made me feel better. I just poured myself out into these pages, and I hope to write more and submit more into the future.

Please tell me what you think! Thanks!

Woman's Creed for V-Day

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:24:00 PST

This is a poem for V-Day. Brought to being by Eve Ensler (The Vagina Monologues) who has spent much of her life fighting for women. V-Day stands for Valentine's, Victory, and Vagina.

This poem is based of of the Rifleman's Creed and the first part and last part are directly from the Creed except for the replacing of Rifle with Vagina. The first line went through my head and I decided to look up the entire Rifleman's Creed.

It struck me how easily the word Vagina could replace Rifle and make sense, and it really meant something. Replacing rifle with vagina turns the Creed into one of peace and hope, not through war, but through strength and speaking out. I know I'd much rather own a vagina than a gun. My vagina would never hurt any one. So many women need to reclaim what makes them whole and special, not be afraid or ashamed.

Here's my tribute to V-Day, Eve Ensler and all women in the world.

The Murder of St. Valentine

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:05:43 PST

I've always hated Valentine's day, and this is me in a bitter rant about it.

But -GASP- this time my bitter rant is in rhyme form!!!! YAY!

Anyway, it's been ages since I've written any poetry, so it's not great, but criticism is lovely.

And for those of you in a position like mine, consider throwing an anti-Valentines day party with your equally cynical friends. We plan on making a heart-shaped cake and stabbing a knife in it.

(Get it? It's a metaphor. *obnoxious laugh*)

Ah well, we like to think we're clever.