http://browse.deviantart.com/literature/?order=9&q=jacob+black deviantART RSS for boost:popular in:literature jacob black en-us Copyright 2013, deviantART.com Sat, 25 May 2013 06:42:38 PDT deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://st.deviantart.net/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://beed-kilo.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-78446767 http://beed-kilo.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-78446767 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:07:52 PST Jacob Black nonadult literature/poetry/romantic/teen/fixed beed-Kilo http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/e/beed-kilo.gif Copyright 2008-2013 ~beed-Kilo A bundle of joy of a fluffy amber,
Your hand is warm against my face,
In your arms you confuse me and make me tamper.

Without you I’d fall, plume to the ground,
November, December, January, on and on,
When he was away I was lost not to be found,
You open my eyes brought me to life, make me see the new dawn.

Your love is always true,
Even if you can’t be fully human all the time,
Your happy nature your soft smile, you can never be blue,
Yet I can not be with you because of him, it’s a crime.

So just for this moment take me away,
Make it warm and bright and let your love neve ]]> http://moonfern.deviantart.com/art/20-ways-to-annoy-Jacob-Black-104206770 http://moonfern.deviantart.com/art/20-ways-to-annoy-Jacob-Black-104206770 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:27:45 PST 20 ways to annoy Jacob Black nonadult literature/prose/fiction/humor moonfern http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/o/moonfern.jpg Copyright 2008-2013 ~moonfern
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles

3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters

4. Take him to the vets to be neutured

5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver

6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them

7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this :) )

8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their ]]> http://nirvanalane.deviantart.com/art/Pains-of-Jacob-62041403 http://nirvanalane.deviantart.com/art/Pains-of-Jacob-62041403 Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:56:14 PDT Pains of Jacob nonadult literature/poetry/romantic/teen/open nirvanalane http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/i/nirvanalane.gif Copyright 2007-2013 ~nirvanalane I hope i got some places right...if not please message me! ]]> apparently not.
I thought I could make things clearer,
that it was you I sought.
I love you Bella.
But you wouldn't listen,
couldn't you feel your love for this fella?
Beyond my limits I hastened.
Thought that you'd change,
but your mind was forever his
and your heart strange.
I will always remember this.
The feeling of loneliness,
when your heart stops beating
and when I plummet to my abyss,
as I think of your feeding.
I love you too.
I thought there was a chance.
But soon I saw through.
You didn't love me, in that way, you never spared a second glance.
Though I felt it when you kissed me ba ]]> I hope i got some places right...if not please message me! ]]> http://amieemica-x.deviantart.com/art/How-to-Make-Jacob-Love-You-109132757 http://amieemica-x.deviantart.com/art/How-to-Make-Jacob-Love-You-109132757 Sun, 11 Jan 2009 07:00:02 PST How to: Make Jacob Love You nonadult literature/prose/nonfiction/general/stories AmieeMica-x http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/amieemica-x.gif?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~AmieeMica-x
TEAM JACOB! :3 :3 :3 ]]>
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty

9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you

8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back

7. Cook for him. A LOT.

6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."

5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."

4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.

3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones.

2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine

and ]]>
TEAM JACOB! :3 :3 :3 ]]> http://blehkblahblehk.deviantart.com/art/Edward-and-Jacob-Yaoi-141272595 http://blehkblahblehk.deviantart.com/art/Edward-and-Jacob-Yaoi-141272595 Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:40:47 PDT Edward and Jacob Yaoi adult literature/prose/fiction/fantasy blehkblahblehk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/l/blehkblahblehk.jpg?2 Copyright 2009-2013 ~blehkblahblehk
I do not own Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Alice Cullen or Jasper Hale. Rights belong to Stephanie Meyer and Summit Entertainment

© Anna Young, 2009 ]]>
Who was that?

"Edward …?"

Oh, great, it's the bloody wolf again. Edging into the clearing, what the hell does he want? I wish he would just leave me alone.

"Edward, I …, um …,"

What the hell is he thinking about? Even his thoughts aren't making any sense:

'How should I …? I have to tell him … I can't, oh, but I'm gonna … I have to. What's he gonna think? What will he say? JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!! Oh, he's going to think I'm crazy … I wouldn't blame him … just look at him … God, I love it when he sparkles!! It's so beautiful … even just seeing him like that … jus ]]>
I do not own Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Alice Cullen or Jasper Hale. Rights belong to Stephanie Meyer and Summit Entertainment

© Anna Young, 2009

]]> http://russetwolf1.deviantart.com/art/Top-15-Jacob-Black-Quotes-148122889 http://russetwolf1.deviantart.com/art/Top-15-Jacob-Black-Quotes-148122889 Sat, 26 Dec 2009 17:30:49 PST Top 15 Jacob Black Quotes nonadult literature/prose/fiction/fantasy russetwolf1 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/u/russetwolf1.gif?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~russetwolf1
14.  "Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?"  Twilight-490

13.  "Is that your boyfriend?"  Twilight-127

12.  "I feel fine.  Fit as a fiddle."  New Moon-216

11.  "No.  That's the finale.  We didn't meet just to eat through a weeks worth of food."  Eclipse-243

10.  "Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear."  New Moon-138

9.  "Hope your new boots are fast, Bella.  One little jar won't keep a hungry ]]> http://2have2see.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-s-Fairytale-Ending-II-121125797 http://2have2see.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-s-Fairytale-Ending-II-121125797 Fri, 01 May 2009 18:03:32 PDT Jacob's Fairytale Ending II adult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/erotic 2have2see http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/2/h/2have2see.jpg?5 Copyright 2009-2013 ~2have2see
Thank you for your support!

Part I:[link]

Part II: Current page ]]> Parting my full lips, I couldn’t find the words that had been there merely moments before. My answer came in a series of rough breaths as I eagerly pressed my bare hips up against his rigid groin. His resounding moan curved down along my pink lips and caressed my throat as he lowered his face to me and eased his scorching tongue along the soft skin there. His thick forearms buckled into the soft earth, smoothing under my shoulder blades and pulling our heated bodies together.
I gasped. I could feel the ]]>
Thank you for your support!

Part I:[link]

Part II: Current page ]]> http://x3-shatteredrose-x3.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-and-Bella-alone-107704492 http://x3-shatteredrose-x3.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-and-Bella-alone-107704492 Sun, 28 Dec 2008 19:39:00 PST Jacob and Bella alone adult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/erotic x3-shatteredrose-x3 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/default.gif Copyright 2008-2013 ~x3-shatteredrose-x3 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/
BPOV*

As the rain pattered down on my red truck as Jacob drove with the still content of me still being alive after i jumped off the cliff. He looked as though he had a heart attack when i didnt wake up immediately. hopefully that would go away like the aching in my sore throat. i leaned back against the leather seats and closed my eyes. I saw the entire thing again, the jumping the velvety smooth voice of Edward as i inched towards the edge with the full knowledge that i may never come back up. The wind then whooshing against my ear as i fell into the sweet oblivion of the black ocean waters. Next i knew i was being pounded on t ]]> http://blackheartedlove.deviantart.com/art/15-ways-to-annoy-Jacob-Black-99244884 http://blackheartedlove.deviantart.com/art/15-ways-to-annoy-Jacob-Black-99244884 Sun, 28 Sep 2008 12:12:37 PDT 15 ways to annoy Jacob Black nonadult literature/prose/fiction/humor blackheartedlove http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/l/blackheartedlove.jpg?5 Copyright 2008-2013 ~blackheartedlove
2:Call the cops on him for having a relationship with a newborn

3:Kill Bella

4:Blame the murder on Sam and Edward

5:Steal his pants when he turns into a wolf

6:Show him a video tape of when Bella and Edward were on honeymoon

7:Send the animal control on him

8:Steal all of his Bella pictures and replace them with Leah

9:Give him a flea collar for his birthday

10:When he doesn't know it take a snip of his fur and clone it

11:Name the clone Jacob and send the wolf to Edward

12:Put silver coins into his food

13:Give Leah food and say it's from Jacob then put silver coins in it

14:When he is a Wolf ]]> http://jasperhalel0ve.deviantart.com/art/20-Reasons-to-LOVE-Jacob-Black-97139693 http://jasperhalel0ve.deviantart.com/art/20-Reasons-to-LOVE-Jacob-Black-97139693 Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:15:45 PDT 20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black nonadult literature/prose/fiction/perspectives jasperhalel0ve http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/default.gif Copyright 2008-2013 ~jasperhalel0ve
These are just a few excerpts form my "100 reasons to LOVE Jacob Black" Unfortunately I was unable to post these because I found a few reasons that had loopholes... so the above is my Top 20 =]

**Jacob Black and Edward Cullen are property of Stephenie Meyer** ]]>
2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to warm you up

3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch someone?

4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob... If he cuts himself he will heal quickly

5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.

6.) He doesn’t speak as if he lives in the early 1900’s *cough, Edward, cough*

7.) He can be your pet  dog AND your boyfriend at the same time

8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie

9.) If you got married, you could save mon ]]>
These are just a few excerpts form my "100 reasons to LOVE Jacob Black" Unfortunately I was unable to post these because I found a few reasons that had loopholes... so the above is my Top 20 =]

**Jacob Black and Edward Cullen are property of Stephenie Meyer**

]]> http://sydneyxoxox.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-138286579 http://sydneyxoxox.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-138286579 Sat, 26 Sep 2009 07:26:59 PDT Jacob Black adult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/erotic SydneyXoXoX http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/y/sydneyxoxox.jpg?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~SydneyXoXoX http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ Written by request : )


I do not own Jacob Black, he is owned by Stephenie Meyer
I do own Luna : ) ]]>
Stepping back he glanced at sleeping Luna, spread out across the blanket, eyelashes fanned across her freckled cheeks. Lips parted in a kissable fashion.

Laying back down he smiled to himself, watching her move closer to him, smiling slightly in her sleep.

Moments pasted until he stood up again, picking her up in one arm, grabbing the blanket with another.

“Where are we going?” She mumbled, taking one last look at the rising sun.

“Home.” Jacob chuckled; he had to meet the ]]> Written by request : )


I do not own Jacob Black, he is owned by Stephenie Meyer
I do own Luna : ) ]]> http://mysbetty.deviantart.com/art/Leah-X-Jacob-Part-VI-148325476 http://mysbetty.deviantart.com/art/Leah-X-Jacob-Part-VI-148325476 Mon, 28 Dec 2009 11:55:07 PST Leah X Jacob Part VI nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen MysBetty http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/default.gif Copyright 2009-2013 ~MysBetty
I was thinking about having Leah just snap Bella in half, but that would ruin the plot (it would have been cool though )

And Jacob? Jealous? You'll find out why next chapter.

I hope you guys like it!

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. This is a Fanfic. All Character belong to Stephenie Meyer ]]>
I was thinking about having Leah just snap Bella in half, but that would ruin the plot (it would have been cool though )

And Jacob? Jealous? You'll find out why next chapter.

I hope you guys like it!

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. This is a Fanfic. All Character belong to Stephenie Meyer ]]> http://twilit-hero-link.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-s-Song-95248137 http://twilit-hero-link.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-s-Song-95248137 Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:23:59 PDT Jacob's Song nonadult literature/poetry/general/song Twilit-Hero-Link http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/w/twilit-hero-link.gif?6 Copyright 2008-2013 ~Twilit-Hero-Link I think it fits JAcob perfectly.
D; ]]> Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
]]> I think it fits JAcob perfectly.
D; ]]> http://bonkers-4-hatter.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-BlackxReader-Mistletoe-Kisses-343444765 http://bonkers-4-hatter.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-BlackxReader-Mistletoe-Kisses-343444765 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:57:41 PST Jacob BlackxReader - Mistletoe Kisses nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen/shortstory bonkers-4-hatter http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/o/bonkers-4-hatter.gif?4 Copyright 2012-2013 ~bonkers-4-hatter

I decided to do a Twilight one this time :3

All you Jacob lovers enjoy this!!!!!!




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"It's not fair because you tricked me!" You crossed your arms over your chest and huffed as he grabbed your hips gently and pulled you closer to his heater like body.

"Awww, come on babe, it's just one little kiss." You glared at him again seeing that same smugness. It's not like you didn't want to kiss your smoking hot boyfriend it was just the fact that there was an audience waiting to see it as well. You turned your glare to the 'audience' and tried to get them to leave only to be rewarded with ]]>

I decided to do a Twilight one this time :3

All you Jacob lovers enjoy this!!!!!!




]]> http://crayonsfordinner.deviantart.com/art/Renesmee-and-Jacob-Chapter-One-136288276 http://crayonsfordinner.deviantart.com/art/Renesmee-and-Jacob-Chapter-One-136288276 Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:24:19 PDT Renesmee and Jacob Chapter One nonadult literature/prose/fiction/general crayonsfordinner http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/r/crayonsfordinner.jpg?7 Copyright 2009-2013 ~crayonsfordinner Whenever I picture Renesmee in my head I her as a funny, laid back, tomboy. So here you go and I hope you like it. Oh and if you have any ideas or things that you like or didn't like please leave a comment and I will happily reply.

[link]
Here is a link to Chapter Two!

(c) All characters are copyright Stephenie Meyer ]]> We all just rolled our eyes and turned around. Just as Aunt Alice had predicted the Redskins did beat the Buccaneers 35 to 7 but it didn't ruin the game for me.  After the game Jake and I took a nap together on the couch. We still had our matching Jason Campbell je ]]> Whenever I picture Renesmee in my head I her as a funny, laid back, tomboy. So here you go and I hope you like it. Oh and if you have any ideas or things that you like or didn't like please leave a comment and I will happily reply.

[link]
Here is a link to Chapter Two!

(c) All characters are copyright Stephenie Meyer

]]> http://wierdo035.deviantart.com/art/Edward-Cullen-X-Jacob-Black-258768963 http://wierdo035.deviantart.com/art/Edward-Cullen-X-Jacob-Black-258768963 Fri, 16 Sep 2011 22:58:11 PDT Edward Cullen X Jacob Black adult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/erotic/shortstory Wierdo035 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/w/i/wierdo035.jpg?6 Copyright 2011-2013 ~Wierdo035 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ :3
Enjoy! ]]> He turned to see the lights go up in the room of one of vampires. Jacob Black quickly hid behind the trees around the house. However, he looked to see who it was. It was no one other than, Edward Cul ]]> :3
Enjoy! ]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-14-134105941 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-14-134105941 Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:17:21 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 14 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F
14. Together Forever… I Hope

  The next week Jacob woke me up first thing in the morning to go to the grave. On our way to Maine, I slept threw the whole ride and had a few bad dreams. But Jacob was there to comfort me, every time I woke up I gave him a smile then fell asleep. “Hey, Phoebe, wake up,” I heard Jacob shake my leg.
  I yawned, then tried to wake myself up fully.
  “Were there?” I asked stretching my arms.
  “Close,” he said putting his arm around me.
  I leaned my head against his shoulder, then closed my eyes.  I could feel him, brush a few strains of hair out of my f ]]> http://teamjacob.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Fan-Fiction-preview-72356346 http://teamjacob.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Fan-Fiction-preview-72356346 Mon, 17 Dec 2007 14:03:00 PST Twilight Fan Fiction - preview nonadult literature/prose/fiction/fantasy TeamJacob http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/e/teamjacob.jpg Copyright 2007-2013 ~TeamJacob
chapter 1 has been posted ! [link] ]]>
chapter 1 has been posted ! [link]

]]> http://mysbetty.deviantart.com/art/Leah-X-Jacob-Part-II-146323327 http://mysbetty.deviantart.com/art/Leah-X-Jacob-Part-II-146323327 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:28:09 PST Leah X Jacob Part II nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen MysBetty http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/default.gif Copyright 2009-2013 ~MysBetty
I also wanted to introduce the rest of the pack. Even though its been 12 years, they still all have the same traits. Rememer, the pack cannot age physically until they stop shape shifting into wolves.

Anyway, I hope you guys like it!


I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. This is a Fanfic. All Character belong to Stephenie Meyer ]]>
"Race yah to the first prey!" Jacob thought with a bit more enthusiasm

"You're on!" I thought right back.

Sometimes its easier that we hear each others thoughts when we're in wolf form especially when we're patrolling. I pushed my legs harder passing Jacob easily. "What was that back there between me and Jake? That was so weird" I thought to myself. "What was so weird?" Jake asked. And sometimes it was a hassle being able to hear each others thoughts. "Nothing!" I responded too quickly. There! I finally got a whiff of life. I ran even faster and soon saw two bucks feeding on grass. I leaped on the bigger one snapping its neck qu ]]>
I also wanted to introduce the rest of the pack. Even though its been 12 years, they still all have the same traits. Rememer, the pack cannot age physically until they stop shape shifting into wolves.

Anyway, I hope you guys like it!


I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. This is a Fanfic. All Character belong to Stephenie Meyer ]]> http://mysbetty.deviantart.com/art/Leah-X-Jacob-Part-V-147146488 http://mysbetty.deviantart.com/art/Leah-X-Jacob-Part-V-147146488 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:05:28 PST Leah X Jacob Part V nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen MysBetty http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/default.gif Copyright 2009-2013 ~MysBetty
Who's side will Jacob choose?

Dun dun dun...

Sorry this may seem longer than what I usually write. I just got really into this chapter.

I hope you guys like it!

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. This is a Fanfic. All Character belong to Stephenie Meyer ]]>
Who's side will Jacob choose?

Dun dun dun...

Sorry this may seem longer than what I usually write. I just got really into this chapter.

I hope you guys like it!

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. This is a Fanfic. All Character belong to Stephenie Meyer ]]> http://crayonsfordinner.deviantart.com/art/Renesmee-and-Jacob-Chapter-Two-137249459 http://crayonsfordinner.deviantart.com/art/Renesmee-and-Jacob-Chapter-Two-137249459 Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:31:54 PDT Renesmee and Jacob Chapter Two nonadult literature/prose/fiction/general crayonsfordinner http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/r/crayonsfordinner.jpg?7 Copyright 2009-2013 ~crayonsfordinner [link]
Here is a link for Chapter One. Enjoi!

(c) All characters are copyright Stephenie Meyer ]]> His eyes reeled around as if the danger was in the house. “What Seth? What is it?”
His hands started trembling with heat and a shiver went through his body.
Seth rubbed the back of his neck with one hand and stuck the other out as if he was apologizing.
“I meant to get here sooner but everyone else is at the hospital and I'm not exactly the fastest”
Seth slurred together. Jake's eyes bulged,
“Hospital? Why is everyone at the hospital? Seth, man, I need some answers!”
“Okay it's your dad, Jake just cool down, but ]]> [link]
Here is a link for Chapter One. Enjoi!

(c) All characters are copyright Stephenie Meyer

]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-1-129468436 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-1-129468436 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:29:10 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 1 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F
  It was summer break for Columbia University, I went to a fair, had a little fun. “Excuse me?” I asked a lady that was running an area where people performed. I wanted to sing, I had my guitar with me and a CD that had the song I wanted to perform.
  “Yes,” she turned around to face me. She looked like she was in her early twenties.
  I lifted my guitar up and showed her a CD. “Can I perform?” I asked putting my guitar back down.
  “Yes, of course, I’ve been looking for somebody to perform next. After these ladies, you can go up, if you want you can go get something to drink before you ]]> http://xxxfangedxxx.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-s-Camera-Phone-134161744 http://xxxfangedxxx.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-s-Camera-Phone-134161744 Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:29:27 PDT Jacob's Camera Phone adult literature/prose/fiction/general xXxfangedxXx http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/x/x/xxxfangedxxx.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~xXxfangedxXx Creepy? Perhaps.

Per...haps. ]]> A moan of pleasure built in my throat. “God, God, God! Damnit!” I shouted.
Again, I turned to the mirror. I kissed it passionately again. “Oh, damnit, you’re beautiful, me. I want you so badly.”
I never really masturbated when I ]]> Creepy? Perhaps.

Per...haps. ]]> http://dirt-diver7.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-s-Utilities-109920354 http://dirt-diver7.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-s-Utilities-109920354 Sun, 18 Jan 2009 14:19:41 PST Jacob Black's Utilities nonadult literature/prose/nonfiction/general/stories dirt-diver7 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/i/dirt-diver7.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~dirt-diver7 -------------------------------------------------
Twilight (C) Stephenie Meyer ]]>
2. Alice used Jake as her own personal painkiller...

3. Rosalie used him as her pet and, for some times, thought about using him as her favourite bag of boxing...

4. Edward used Jake as his channel to all the pack's thoughts...

5. Bella tried to use him as a way to escape from her love with Edward, but he only was useful for her as mechanic and nanny for Renesmee...

6. Leah decided to use him as a pretext to escape from Sam's pack...

7. Carlisle used him as guinea pig to collect DNA for his studies... ]]> -------------------------------------------------
Twilight (C) Stephenie Meyer ]]> http://mellomattlnear.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Song-299552658 http://mellomattlnear.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Song-299552658 Tue, 01 May 2012 17:47:14 PDT Jacob Black Song nonadult literature/poetry/general/song MelloMattLNear http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/e/mellomattlnear.gif?7 Copyright 2012-2013 ~MelloMattLNear
It's supposed to be a parody of "Heartless" so sing it with the beat from that song.

Enjoy~ Leaver a comment and fav :3 ]]>
Wish I could be Black and wish that I could get all the fans, yo. Can have a 6 pack and have my shirt off and my stomach wont jiggle when I run, yo.  I wanna turn into in to a wolf and drive a rabbit, and honestly I wanna be able to carve stuff. But it would suck to never turn 20; cause then Edward will be older than I am. I wanna say that wolf man is my homie. Be a scaracter in ]]>
It's supposed to be a parody of "Heartless" so sing it with the beat from that song.

Enjoy~ Leaver a comment and fav :3 ]]> http://mydeathnotes.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-77242803 http://mydeathnotes.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-77242803 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:29:30 PST Jacob Black nonadult literature/poetry/romantic/teen/fixed mydeathnotes http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/y/mydeathnotes.gif Copyright 2008-2013 ~mydeathnotes http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
12/12/08 <3

Tis for

More than likely Typo's but Im to lazy to fix them... ]]> Now just look at What you’ve done
Hands were soiled
Blood was Boiled
And a Battle has begun

Eternity awaiting
Of two to choose
But who will win?
And who will lose?

I’m found but empty
Of emotion and love
Tried to set my heart free
Like that of a dove

Forbidden to remember
Terrified to forget
life is not worth living
Because I live in regret

My personal sun
I love you, I do
I know and you know
That, which is so true

Warmth comes in rain
And snow and beyond
This empty shell
Tries and tries to move on

Emotions do show
Tears, smiles, and laughs
As I try to forget
What lies in the ]]>
12/12/08 <3

Tis for

More than likely Typo's but Im to lazy to fix them...

]]> http://foolishlamb.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-s-Weakness-85944110 http://foolishlamb.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-s-Weakness-85944110 Sat, 17 May 2008 15:27:34 PDT Jacob's Weakness. nonadult literature/poetry/romantic/teen/open FoolishLamb http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/o/foolishlamb.jpg?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~FoolishLamb I thought a long time about whether to post this or not.
And in the end, I just thought why not?

A poem to pretty much sum up New Moon and Eclipse and Jacob's feelings for Bella.

For those who are yearning to be in the know...

Its a fan poem which is been spawned from avid reading of the Twilight Series.

Not even justice is done to Jacob. He is the reason Bella survived the jump off the cliff.
Please don't Jacob-bash! I hate Jacob haters. *squint*

That is all. ]]> Can't you see?
If it weren't for me,
You'd be a mess.

And Bella,
Don't you understand?
I'm more than just a friend,
Just give me a chance.

If you'd just let me kiss,
I promise you'll be in bliss
You won't even remember,
Him.

When your with that leech,
I feel like losing control
Because I know you know,
That you should be with me.

Just take out your motorbike.
Lets go for a long reckless ride.
You know I won't restrict,
As long as your by my side.

Bella, he'll keep you forever,
He'll take you away from me
Do you think I'll let that happen?
I won't make it so easy.

Do you ever wonder
Why your heart aches for me? ]]> I thought a long time about whether to post this or not.
And in the end, I just thought why not?

A poem to pretty much sum up New Moon and Eclipse and Jacob's feelings for Bella.

For those who are yearning to be in the know...

Its a fan poem which is been spawned from avid reading of the Twilight Series.

Not even justice is done to Jacob. He is the reason Bella survived the jump off the cliff.
Please don't Jacob-bash! I hate Jacob haters. *squint*

That is all. ]]> http://in-the-machine.deviantart.com/art/How-To-Make-a-Real-Monster-154716649 http://in-the-machine.deviantart.com/art/How-To-Make-a-Real-Monster-154716649 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:43:11 PST How To Make a Real Monster nonadult literature/prose/nonfiction/editorial In-The-Machine http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/n/in-the-machine.png?7 Copyright 2010-2013 ~In-The-Machine HEY, KIDS

Do you know what sarcasm is? Good, because before you open your little mouth and start sendin messagez dat vaguiely resembl sumthin liek this, THAT WOULD PROBABLY HELP.

Also, because someone feels the need to say this every time "purty monsters" are brought up, yeah, succubuses and shit, I know. THEY LURE THEIR PRAY WIT DER BOOTY GUYZ.

Please. Stop telling me this.


Also, if you are a teenage girl, I don't care. Because, on the internet, AREN'T WE ALL? ]]> Never fear. For in this guide, we will turn everything you've been taught about monsters thus far and turn it u ]]> HEY, KIDS

Do you know what sarcasm is? Good, because before you open your little mouth and start sendin messagez dat vaguiely resembl sumthin liek this, THAT WOULD PROBABLY HELP.

Also, because someone feels the need to say this every time "purty monsters" are brought up, yeah, succubuses and shit, I know. THEY LURE THEIR PRAY WIT DER BOOTY GUYZ.

Please. Stop telling me this.


Also, if you are a teenage girl, I don't care. Because, on the internet, AREN'T WE ALL? ]]> http://dragon-dame.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-s-last-message-88991259 http://dragon-dame.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-s-last-message-88991259 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:38:29 PDT Jacob Black's last message nonadult literature/poetry/romantic/other/open Dragon-Dame http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/r/dragon-dame.gif?1 Copyright 2008-2013 ~Dragon-Dame This poem is seen from Jacob's point of view, and it's to Bella. ]]> Your type now different, your stench now it reeks
I feel myself screaming inside my own mind
For I see no more Bella, it's a vampire I find
The form of the wolf takes over my brain
As I try to block out the feeling of pain
My instincts take over, my body starts to shift
And I stand there, a were wolf, my own sacred gift
With a last howl of misery I take of into the night
Not wanting to stop 'till life's out of sight

Now everybody knows I'm coming apart
Oh how I long to hear your beating heart

Before it blows

Before my life goes

Next time I saw you, you looked none the older
Your un natu ]]> This poem is seen from Jacob's point of view, and it's to Bella. ]]> http://mysbetty.deviantart.com/art/Leah-X-Jacob-Part-III-146955743 http://mysbetty.deviantart.com/art/Leah-X-Jacob-Part-III-146955743 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:25:03 PST Leah X Jacob Part III nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen MysBetty http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/default.gif Copyright 2009-2013 ~MysBetty
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. This is a Fanfic. All Character belong to Stephenie Meyer ]]>
Today is our 6 month anniversary. I can't believe I'm actually excited about a 6 month anniversary. I'm definitely getting the hang of this "girly" relationship thing. I have to admit it was hard in the beginning, specially with the pack's constant teasing. Not to mention Sam acting weird around us the first couple of weeks. I guess Jacob and Sam had a heart to heart talk and everything's fine now. Its great having Jacob by my side. I don't feel the sting of heartache every time I see Emily and Sam together anymore. I now have my other half. I love him, and he loves me. That's all that matters. It does bother me though, knowing t ]]>
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. This is a Fanfic. All Character belong to Stephenie Meyer ]]> http://masterkagura.deviantart.com/art/New-Moon-in-a-Nutshell-122128239 http://masterkagura.deviantart.com/art/New-Moon-in-a-Nutshell-122128239 Sun, 10 May 2009 18:45:31 PDT New Moon in a Nutshell nonadult literature/prose/fiction/humor MasterKagura http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/masterkagura.gif?6 Copyright 2009-2013 ~MasterKagura OH MY GOD. I just realized that I named it incorrectly. It's been fixed.
End Edit

A sequel happened.

It's a little fail-ish. Oh well.

The first: [link]

Twilight, etc: Stephanie Meyer ]]>
Anyway, my knight in shining sparkly perfect impenetrable armor an ]]> OH MY GOD. I just realized that I named it incorrectly. It's been fixed.
End Edit

A sequel happened.

It's a little fail-ish. Oh well.

The first: [link]

Twilight, etc: Stephanie Meyer ]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-6-130346793 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-6-130346793 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:33:52 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 6 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F
  I woke up to Princess barking her head off. I got up from the couch, my back was stiff from laying on the couch for two hours. I let Princess inside the house, I laid back down on the couch. Knock. Knock. Knock. I got up to answer the door, “Jacob I-- Oh, sorry, Embry, thought you were--”
  “Jacob,” he finished it for me.
  “Yeah, but what do you want? I didn’t even know you knew where I lived.” I said a little shocked to see him.
  “Well, I do know where you live and I just wanted to hang out, Jacob told me what happen with your brother.” Embry said getting close to me.
   ]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-13-133893742 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-13-133893742 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:18:41 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 13 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F
  I woke up the next morning, today was the day. The Funeral. I got up from the bed, I looked around the room and realized I was actually in my own room. I went to my wardrobe, I looked for something to wear. I found a beautiful long black dress, that I didn’t even knew existed. It had a sparkles all around with a black scarf. I threw the black scarf out of the way, then tried on the black dress on. I went in the bathroom to put my hair up. Once everything was ready, I went to the living room. I almost died when I saw who was sitting on the couch.
  “Matt?” I asked confused.
  “Hey,” he said hoping ]]> http://mysbetty.deviantart.com/art/Leah-X-Jacob-Part-IV-146956164 http://mysbetty.deviantart.com/art/Leah-X-Jacob-Part-IV-146956164 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:30:24 PST Leah X Jacob Part IV nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen MysBetty http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/default.gif Copyright 2009-2013 ~MysBetty
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. This is a Fanfic. All Character belong to Stephenie Meyer ]]>
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. This is a Fanfic. All Character belong to Stephenie Meyer ]]> http://miyaou.deviantart.com/art/FFF-I-HATE-TWILIGHT-119505310 http://miyaou.deviantart.com/art/FFF-I-HATE-TWILIGHT-119505310 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:44:46 PDT FFF I HATE TWILIGHT adult literature/poetry/humor/open miyaou http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/i/miyaou.gif?10 Copyright 2009-2013 !miyaou
twilight, edward, and bella are copyright stephanie meyer. ]]> but disco balls do.
edward is creepy,
and bella is too.

edward is old,
one hundred and seven
so why is he dating
a girl who acts eleven?

bella's a creeper
dating a man
who should have been dead
and buried in a soup can.

twilight sucks,
no matter what you say,
so shut the hell up,
it's fucking gay. ]]>
twilight, edward, and bella are copyright stephanie meyer. ]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-8-130475113 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-8-130475113 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:30:35 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 8 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F [link] What do you think of it, tell me how you image her. I image her as Hilary Duff. ]]>
I woke up to the smell of smoke. Cough, Cough. I coughed to the smell of it. “What the hell? Where am I? What happen?” I asked worried.
  “Nothing happened, you’re fine, don’t worry,” the guy said patting me on the shoulder. I looked up at the guy, he was really tall. I looked around, it seemed like I was in a fancy hotel.
  “Where am I?” I asked once more.
  “Your in Chicago at a Hilton hotel,” he answered.
  “What?” I squeaked, I’m really far from home, what about Princess.
  “Chicago, at Hilton, the first one you see when you arrive in Chic ]]> [link] What do you think of it, tell me how you image her. I image her as Hilary Duff. ]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-10-132363024 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-10-132363024 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:29:30 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 10 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F
  The next morning, I woke up in the hotel. “Where the hell am I?” I asked confused.
  “Hilton, Chicago, remember?” Nick said looking at me. I was laying next with warm tears down my face.
  “A dream, just a dream,” I told myself and surprisingly, I was sad about it.
  “You okay?” He asked rubbing my shoulder.
  “Yeah, everything’s fine, so when are we going to the party?” I asked excited.
  “You did,” he said confused. “You didn’t feel well, so I gave you some pills, and you were out like a light,” he said confused and little worried.
  &# ]]> http://the-max765.deviantart.com/art/A-Twilight-Poem-144306334 http://the-max765.deviantart.com/art/A-Twilight-Poem-144306334 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:38:42 PST A Twilight Poem nonadult literature/poetry/humor/spokenword The-Max765 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/h/the-max765.gif?2 Copyright 2009-2013 ~The-Max765 ]]> Like a drunk and his hideous wife
I've been trapped in choir with some of its fans
And I think I've been scarred for life.

They giggled and squealed like chimpanzees
Which only made practicing harder
A part of me died with every squee
And I think that the chimps would be smarter

So I waited until the end of the year
The teacher was truly a jerk
So I told him that I'm never coming back here
It simply is not going to work.

But, alas, my escape was too good to be true
As I quickly and painfully found
For just when I thought that the torture was through
The Book Challenges came around.

I star ]]> ]]> http://dragon---rider.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Love-144429751 http://dragon---rider.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Love-144429751 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:37:26 PST Jacob Love nonadult literature/poetry/romantic/teen/open Dragon---Rider http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/r/dragon---rider.jpg Copyright 2009-2013 ~Dragon---Rider and when I'm not,
my heart's not in it.
It's too busy hoping,
praying,
dreaming,
that tonight you'll appear at my window
and climb up in graceful silence.

I'm alone all the time,
and I hate it.
I want to see your beautiful face,
your expressive eyes,
and keep you as my heater.

I want you to always be with me,
as my friend,
my lover,
and my pet,
and everything in between.

My love for you will never die,
and always increases with every look at your face.
So please,
won't you climb through my window,
and let me run witht he wolves? ]]> http://princesszelda527.deviantart.com/art/My-Reasons-Why-Twilight-Sucks-172509238 http://princesszelda527.deviantart.com/art/My-Reasons-Why-Twilight-Sucks-172509238 Sat, 24 Jul 2010 01:06:57 PDT My Reasons Why Twilight Sucks nonadult literature/prose/nonfiction/reviews PrincessZelda527 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesszelda527.jpg?15 Copyright 2010-2013 ~PrincessZelda527 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/
And I always have.

And the only reason why I read Twilight was to laugh at it.

Here is my rant about it. I could think of A LOT more reasons, but alas, I am too tired, and it's really late now. There are 20 reasons in all, and these are in my words. Please do not steal.

To fangirls: Go ahead. Flame. See if I care. You don't scare me.

Team Potter and Team Tyler's Van FTW!

EDIT 8/10/10

I felt like adding another reason on my list. So... yeah. Bye. ]]>
1. Bella Swan: If I could summarize her personality in a sentence, I'd have to say this: She's a whiny, bratty, emo Mary-Sue who has no respect for ANY of her friends or family, and can't make up her mind about who to go with. My fish has more intelligence than her.

2. Edturd Cullen: He is an abusive 100-year-old creep. If I might add, he is a freaking CHIN that farts sparkles.

3. Harry Potter > Twilight. 'Nuff said.

4.Stalking and watching someone sleep is NOT romantic.

5. Even the character that plays Edward doesn't like Twilight. Sounds to me like a BURN.

6. "Oh Jacob, even though you probably would've tre ]]>
And I always have.

And the only reason why I read Twilight was to laugh at it.

Here is my rant about it. I could think of A LOT more reasons, but alas, I am too tired, and it's really late now. There are 20 reasons in all, and these are in my words. Please do not steal.

To fangirls: Go ahead. Flame. See if I care. You don't scare me.

Team Potter and Team Tyler's Van FTW!

EDIT 8/10/10

I felt like adding another reason on my list. So... yeah. Bye.

]]> http://unicorn-skydancer08.deviantart.com/art/Be-My-Guest-203573405 http://unicorn-skydancer08.deviantart.com/art/Be-My-Guest-203573405 Mon, 04 Apr 2011 08:50:27 PDT Be My Guest nonadult literature/poetry/humor/song unicorn-skydancer08 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/u/n/unicorn-skydancer08.gif?5 Copyright 2011-2013 *unicorn-skydancer08 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/
This was pretty tricky to write, but it was fun, too, especially when I proofread the whole thing at the end. It all comes together quite nicely.

Howard Ashman, eat your heart out.

Original Song © Howard Ashman and Alan Menken

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer

Lyrics © *unicorn-skydancer08

All rights reserved. ]]>
Be my guest
Put my patience to the test
You can read most any book you want
Whatever you like best

Mysteries, fantasies
You do anything you please
But no Twilight, it's misleading
Don't believe me? Ask Stephen King!

It's a sham, it's a ruse
Miss Meyer is all confused
And nobody in their right mind is impressed
Go on, play your own game
And let me do the same
You'll be my guest
Oui, my guest
Be my guest!

Twilight ain't really quaint
It would make Shakespeare faint
Yet, for some weird reason,
The author's regarded as a saint

Be wary, be afraid
Be sure to run far away
It's all most excruciating
No ]]>
This was pretty tricky to write, but it was fun, too, especially when I proofread the whole thing at the end. It all comes together quite nicely.

Howard Ashman, eat your heart out.

Original Song © Howard Ashman and Alan Menken

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer

Lyrics © *unicorn-skydancer08

All rights reserved. ]]> http://team-jacob-chick.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Eclipse-Chapter-165908417 http://team-jacob-chick.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Eclipse-Chapter-165908417 Sun, 30 May 2010 22:52:59 PDT Jacob Black, Eclipse, Chapter nonadult literature/scripts/skits/drama team-JACOB-chick http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/e/team-jacob-chick.jpg?5 Copyright 2010-2013 ~team-JACOB-chick no MEAN COMMENTS about it! ]]> Jacob Black, Eclipse, Chapter 8, p.176 ]]> no MEAN COMMENTS about it! ]]> http://elle-oh-elle.deviantart.com/art/Essay-Attempt-Edward-or-Jacob-121266686 http://elle-oh-elle.deviantart.com/art/Essay-Attempt-Edward-or-Jacob-121266686 Sat, 02 May 2009 23:56:44 PDT Essay Attempt: Edward or Jacob nonadult literature/prose/nonfiction/essays Elle-Oh-Elle http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/e/l/elle-oh-elle.png?5 Copyright 2009-2013 ~Elle-Oh-Elle
Please leave your opinion, if not about what I wrote, then how I wrote it, my essay style needs work! ]]>
The reason for reading Twilight can be summed up in two words that can make fans- or ‘Twilighters’- squeal and anti-fans shudder. Edward Cullen. He’s the sweet, suave, protective and playful leading man and love of Bella’s life. He’s a self-confessed monster fighting for redemption and love, an outcast with a secret, the sexy, intelligent jock at the top of the social hierarchy that every girl wants. In this inadequate description you can see why girls love, and hate him. When he’s not being the man of every teenage girl’s dreams, he’s an over-the-top hero with mere ]]>
Please leave your opinion, if not about what I wrote, then how I wrote it, my essay style needs work! ]]> http://wierdo035.deviantart.com/art/E-Cullen-X-J-Black-255755108 http://wierdo035.deviantart.com/art/E-Cullen-X-J-Black-255755108 Mon, 29 Aug 2011 18:02:52 PDT E. Cullen X J. Black nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen/shortstory Wierdo035 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/w/i/wierdo035.jpg?6 Copyright 2011-2013 ~Wierdo035 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ Yes, this is a Yaoi for Edward Cullen and Jacob Black!
Hope all of you Fan-gurls like it! It's not, really...
like "R" yet, its like a PG-13...but if it was me I would be like PG all the way man!
Lol!

- -

:iconpedobeardance: ]]>
Another day had gone by without seeing Bella, for both the young wolf and vampire, it was kind of odd, that she hadn't stopped by, and it was even more peculiar that Bella had sent a letter to the young wolf saying that they should meet up in the leech's house.
As Jacob read this he growled at the mention of  his  name. He hated, no detested the very existence of the leech. He knew if he went, it meant that he was giving into the leech's attempt to claim him. The young wolf paced the floor, thinking over and over again what he should do.
 What if Bella is in trouble? Or what if she has finally chosen me? No! I ]]> Yes, this is a Yaoi for Edward Cullen and Jacob Black!
Hope all of you Fan-gurls like it! It's not, really...
like "R" yet, its like a PG-13...but if it was me I would be like PG all the way man!
Lol!

- -

:iconpedobeardance:

]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-7-130466033 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-7-130466033 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:08:01 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 7 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F
  I walked into my bedroom, all ready to go to bed. I could hear Jacob, I went to the living room to see him. I sat next to him and gave him a smile, “I see that you feel fine.” Jacob said putting his arm around me
  “Yup,” I said laying my head on his shoulder.
  Jacob gave me a kiss on the head. “That’s good,” Jacob said happily. I laid down and closed my eyes, I could hear the TV in the background talking about Mark’s murder over and over again. I took a pillow and shoved it over my head. I could hear the TV shut off, then I could feel Jacob’s warm hand stroke my neck then ]]> http://plmethvin.deviantart.com/art/Renesmee-s-Love-Story-LOL-173870643 http://plmethvin.deviantart.com/art/Renesmee-s-Love-Story-LOL-173870643 Tue, 03 Aug 2010 12:29:53 PDT Renesmee's Love Story LOL nonadult literature/poetry/humor/visual plmethvin http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/l/plmethvin.jpg?8 Copyright 2010-2013 =plmethvin
Sparkly-vampire-guys (a “Fireflies” by: Owl City parody) ]]>
I was so young when I first saw you.
I close my eyes, and the flashback starts,
I'm laying there,
On a changing table while I'd undergo your care.

I see the fights, see you, and all the frowns.
See you make your way through the house,
And say, "Oh Nessie",
Little did I see,

That you're a pedophile,
You were imprinting on babies,
And my mama said, "Stay away from Renesmee."
And I never left my mama's embrace,
Thinking that "I'm not your whoe…"

And you said,
"Bella let me take her somewhere we can be alone ]]>
Sparkly-vampire-guys (a “Fireflies” by: Owl City parody) ]]> http://dark-kunor.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-151430070 http://dark-kunor.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-151430070 Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:21:09 PST Jacob. nonadult literature/poetry/general/song Dark-kunor http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/a/dark-kunor.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 ~Dark-kunor @RC_Mowgli The character of the Twilight Saga. This popped in my mind when I was done reading with the book New Moon.
Again critique is welcome ]]> Running away from his lamb
How could he be so stupid
To fall in love with his natural prey

She was in love with him
But there was someone
Someone who wasn't wolf
He was a stronger love
And she felt a stronger love
For him.

How can he live with a love?
A love that never was meant to be his.
His fight for her has known no boundaries
He fought so hard
But still it was al in vain.

In the time her true love was gone
He was her saver
She could forget her love when she was with him
But it wasn't for long
Or her true love returns

He knew the inevatble was coming
She had to leave him
He knew all along
No ]]> The character of the Twilight Saga. This popped in my mind when I was done reading with the book New Moon.
Again critique is welcome ]]> http://clockworkviper.deviantart.com/art/Maximum-Ride-Fang-rant-156633129 http://clockworkviper.deviantart.com/art/Maximum-Ride-Fang-rant-156633129 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:46:04 PST Maximum Ride: Fang rant nonadult literature/prose/nonfiction/reviews clockworkViper http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/l/clockworkviper.png Copyright 2010-2013 ~clockworkViper Just to make it clear, as a few people have a gotten confused, i do believe quite solidly in man-made climate change. It's happening, we're causing the bulk of it and we're in deep doo doo. But even so, i feel that he didn't write it well and if anything put people off the idea more than anything.
Come on Patterson, we're trying to convince people of its existence, not bore them so much that they're put off the idea...

Sorry about any bad spelling mistakes. (apart from some of the stuff in capitals which is supposed to be like that). my computer has died and refused to check my spelling on the internet.
and sorry that there's hardly any structure. i was just writing down the contents of my mind as they came

Anywho, this is my opinion. If you like it, cool, it's nice to know there's someone else who hates it! If you think this is all lies, LETS DEBATE! : D

I look like a grouchy cow on there, but i'm not usually that pissed. You try reading this book as a maximum ride fan and come out happy as a turtle. It got to me...

<edit>
I just looked back and this and WHOA i was pissed yesterday XD
go me! i think i was slightly annoyed :3

anywho,

Maximum ride, Fang, Iggy, Angel, Dylan, Total, Akilla, Jeb, Valencias (i think that's all of them) © to James Patterson

Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Jacob Black © to Stephanie Meyer

Seth and this huuuuge rant © to me (~viper-girl19) ]]>
Ok. it's taking me all of my energy not to throw this book out of the window and knocking out my next door neighbors with it. But it is frankies book which she's lending to me, so i'd better not.

seriously, that was the crappiest crap book i've read since breaking dawn (and that book broke my twilight addiction so i'm kinda grateful actually). I've read better prose on the back of a box of tampons, and i'm not joking.

So yeah, i've you've known me for over eleven months, you might remember a journal about the last maximum ride book called max where i sai ]]> Just to make it clear, as a few people have a gotten confused, i do believe quite solidly in man-made climate change. It's happening, we're causing the bulk of it and we're in deep doo doo. But even so, i feel that he didn't write it well and if anything put people off the idea more than anything.
Come on Patterson, we're trying to convince people of its existence, not bore them so much that they're put off the idea...

Sorry about any bad spelling mistakes. (apart from some of the stuff in capitals which is supposed to be like that). my computer has died and refused to check my spelling on the internet.
and sorry that there's hardly any structure. i was just writing down the contents of my mind as they came

Anywho, this is my opinion. If you like it, cool, it's nice to know there's someone else who hates it! If you think this is all lies, LETS DEBATE! : D

I look like a grouchy cow on there, but i'm not usually that pissed. You try reading this book as a maximum ride fan and come out happy as a turtle. It got to me...

<edit>
I just looked back and this and WHOA i was pissed yesterday XD
go me! i think i was slightly annoyed :3

anywho,

Maximum ride, Fang, Iggy, Angel, Dylan, Total, Akilla, Jeb, Valencias (i think that's all of them) © to James Patterson

Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Jacob Black © to Stephanie Meyer

Seth and this huuuuge rant © to me (~viper-girl19) ]]> http://xxemogirlxinluvxx.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-black-135284724 http://xxemogirlxinluvxx.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-black-135284724 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 08:56:41 PDT Jacob black nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/erotic xxemogirlxinluvxx http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/x/x/xxemogirlxinluvxx.jpg?2 Copyright 2009-2013 ~xxemogirlxinluvxx Warmed up my heart when he left-
You became my light-
When the bulb blew out-
You mended the hole he left behind-
Became the addiction-

If only you knew-
I wish to still keep you-
But now the haterid of him blocks your love-
A secret you now trust me with-
Complicates things between us-
If only you knew-
How much I love you-
Jacob black- ]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-12-132903798 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-12-132903798 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:40:18 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 12 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F
  I woke up and saw that Jacob was lying next to me with his hand around my waist. I saw that he was asleep. I got up from the bed, then headed out the room. I found the kitchen, I went to the kitchen and saw a guy that looked like Jacob except longer hair and was in a wheel chair. “Um…hi, where am I?” I asked embarrassed.
  “Oh…you must be Phoebe,” the guy said strolling himself to me.
  “Yes, and you are?” I asked cocking my head in confusion.
  “Oh, I’m sorry, I’m Billy Black, I’m Jacob’s Dad. He asleep in there?” Billy asked looking towar ]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-11-132849162 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-11-132849162 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:53:59 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 11 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F
  “Phoebe, wake up, Phoebe please wake up,” I heard someone plead. “Phoebe,” two warm hands touched my face. Then one moved to my hand. “Do something so I know your still living, please,” that husky and scratchy voice was familiar. I think it was Jacob Black. He came, but why would he come? I could’ve handled everything. Okay maybe not, but still why did he come? “Phoebe, please.”
  I squeezed his hand. I was in so much pain, I barely could talk. As much as I wanted to talk to him, my throat burned from Nick grabbing my neck. Jacob wrapped his hand around my hand then gave me ]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-9-132226871 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-9-132226871 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:01:13 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 9 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F
  I went in my bag to find something cute to wear to the party. I found a long sparkly black dress it was a little tight around the waist, I ran to the bathroom to put it on. I looked at myself in the mirror, my beautiful blonde hair wavy from braiding my hair this morning. I stepped out of the bathroom, I saw that Nick was back from doing his arenas. He was sitting on the bed with a shock look. “What is it to girly? Yeah, it’s to girly give me my bag, I’ll find something better.” I said putting my hand out.
  “No, but it is girly, but you look beautiful,” he said tossing the bag to me.
  “Giv ]]> http://brother-yas.deviantart.com/art/Twitarded-TO-BE-REVISED-144572464 http://brother-yas.deviantart.com/art/Twitarded-TO-BE-REVISED-144572464 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:41:02 PST Twitarded ---TO BE REVISED--- adult literature/prose/nonfiction/essays Brother-Yas http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/r/brother-yas.jpg?4 Copyright 2009-2013 ~Brother-Yas
Here's some anti-twilight groups:



Suggestions by other users:

Plot Hole d: ~Songdust


Plot Holes e-g: ~SaraaLuna


Venom & Egg: ~Dragonkkid1


Arzim's Rebuttals
[link]

Meyer's Charity Work Reference:
[link] ]]>
Twilight. The worst thing to happen to literature. Ever.

By: Cody Hatfield
a.k.a Brother Yas

I started writing this in a FaceBook note, but now, after stumbling across TwilightSucks.com, this has turned into a giant (in my opinion) useful guide. 94% of this whole thing will come from this site, and it's many arguments posted here. I will signify the use of other peoples works by typing [source] at the beginning, and [end] at the end. I will also be re-organizing many of these sources to allow for easier access to ]]>
Here's some anti-twilight groups:



Suggestions by other users:

Plot Hole d: ~Songdust


Plot Holes e-g: ~SaraaLuna


Venom & Egg: ~Dragonkkid1


Arzim's Rebuttals
[link]

Meyer's Charity Work Reference:
[link] ]]> http://kleokattra.deviantart.com/art/Biting-Pillows-a-BD-review-104953691 http://kleokattra.deviantart.com/art/Biting-Pillows-a-BD-review-104953691 Sat, 29 Nov 2008 12:04:00 PST Biting Pillows: a BD review adult literature/prose/nonfiction/reviews Kleokattra http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/l/kleokattra.gif Copyright 2008-2013 ~Kleokattra Yeahh. So, I know that quite a few people have read this, but since I'm getting quite a large number of comments, I thought it might be sensible to post it as a deviation. I know it's not anything poetic or attractive, but apparently people find it funny so I decided to throw caution to the winds and put it up.
I'm not expecting a million views or favs, I just want more people to read and get some feedback.
I really enjoyed writing this (as sadistic as that sounds), and I hope you enjoy reading it, regardless of the fact that it's really, really long.
I'd prefer to not be subjected to flaming, but constructive criticism and opinions that differ from my own are totally accepted, even encouraged. If I'm allowed to speak my mind, than feel free to speak yours.

Happy reading!

Twilight series and all related themes and characters: (c) Stephenie Meyer
Rant/review: (c) Kleokattra ]]>
[EDIT]: I had so much fun writing this, I decided to add more for your reading pleasure. Plus, I noticed quite a few more plotholes upon re-reading this shit they try to pass off as decent literature. A "book", indeed. My ass.

... ample enough warning for you?

Basically, there were three things I wanted out of this b ]]> Yeahh. So, I know that quite a few people have read this, but since I'm getting quite a large number of comments, I thought it might be sensible to post it as a deviation. I know it's not anything poetic or attractive, but apparently people find it funny so I decided to throw caution to the winds and put it up.
I'm not expecting a million views or favs, I just want more people to read and get some feedback.
I really enjoyed writing this (as sadistic as that sounds), and I hope you enjoy reading it, regardless of the fact that it's really, really long.
I'd prefer to not be subjected to flaming, but constructive criticism and opinions that differ from my own are totally accepted, even encouraged. If I'm allowed to speak my mind, than feel free to speak yours.

Happy reading!

Twilight series and all related themes and characters: (c) Stephenie Meyer
Rant/review: (c) Kleokattra ]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-3-129740201 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-3-129740201 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:58:42 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 3 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F
  I woke up in a hospital bed, I could see blur at first, then everything cleared up. I looked at my leg, it was in a brace. I tried to move it, but it still hurt.
  “Phoebe,” Jacob said relived.
  “It’s broken, right?” I asked pushing myself up from the bed.
  “Uh, huh,” he said sitting on the bed.
  “Great,” I said looking up at the ceiling. Jacob put his hand on my face, it surprised me from the warmth.
  “How is she?” Embry came in the room and asked Jake.
  “She’s fine,” Jacob said smiling at me.
  “That’s good,
]]> http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-2-129469883 http://girliebabevamp23f.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-Black-Love-Story-Ch-2-129469883 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:43:42 PDT Jacob Black Love Story Ch. 2 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/romantic/teen GirlieBabeVamp23F http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/girliebabevamp23f.jpg?8 Copyright 2009-2013 ~GirlieBabeVamp23F
  I woke up from my nap, I looked at the clock it was four o’clock. I grabbed a pen, then one of my worksheets. I looked at the paper, I had to do some division, easy. I wrote down all the answers, I was done in fifteen minutes.  Woof! Woof! “Princess, it’s me,” I picked her up. “Behave,” I told her, I gave her a kiss on cheek then put her down. I got up from my bed, and went to go get Princess something to eat. I went to the fridge, I grabbed a piece of cheese and gave it to Princess.
  “That a girl,” I said patting her on the head. I opened the door for her. I grabbed a Frisbee, then hea ]]> http://taro-tora.deviantart.com/art/The-Vampire-and-His-Servant-I-104448344 http://taro-tora.deviantart.com/art/The-Vampire-and-His-Servant-I-104448344 Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:51:35 PST The Vampire and His Servant I nonadult literature/poetry/experimental/surrealism Taro-Tora http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/a/taro-tora.jpg?3 Copyright 2008-2013 *Taro-Tora
THIS IS AN UPDATED VERSION OF THE SAME POEM THAT I SUBMITTED A FEW DAYS AGO. ^_^ THERE WERE SOME MISTAKES IN IT, SO I FIXED THEM AND RESUBMITTED IT.


This is a poem I wrote about a vampire and his... um... servant... thing... ;
...Yes, they are both guys...

Tell me what you think about the poem. I would like to hear feedback from you all. ^_^

I'm kind of into Gothic Poetry right now, so I tried to make a little Gothic poem, but I think I failed... ;

Oh well... I like the visuals that it gives me. ^_^


2nd Part- [link]
3rd Part- [link]
4th Part- [link]
5th Part- [link]
6th Part- [link]
7th Part- [link]
8th Part- [link]
9th Part- [link] ]]>                          ________________________________________

As I fall on the withered ground,
I stare up at the darkening sky,
Tears pouring from my pleading eyes.
I want to be free from this hell…

Light footsteps sound, stepping toward me.
I turn my head, slowly, the fear sending chills down my spine…
Making my heart cold.

He walks towards me, his graceful legs carrying him closer.
His long black hair whips against his pale face
As a sudden wind makes contact with his slender body

As he reaches me, he kneels down in front of my crumbled body.
I ]]>
THIS IS AN UPDATED VERSION OF THE SAME POEM THAT I SUBMITTED A FEW DAYS AGO. ^_^ THERE WERE SOME MISTAKES IN IT, SO I FIXED THEM AND RESUBMITTED IT.


This is a poem I wrote about a vampire and his... um... servant... thing... ;
...Yes, they are both guys...

Tell me what you think about the poem. I would like to hear feedback from you all. ^_^

I'm kind of into Gothic Poetry right now, so I tried to make a little Gothic poem, but I think I failed... ;

Oh well... I like the visuals that it gives me. ^_^


2nd Part- [link]
3rd Part- [link]
4th Part- [link]
5th Part- [link]
6th Part- [link]
7th Part- [link]
8th Part- [link]
9th Part- [link] ]]> http://tixiona-redmoon8913.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-black-147446880 http://tixiona-redmoon8913.deviantart.com/art/Jacob-black-147446880 Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:39:57 PST Jacob black nonadult literature/poetry/romantic/teen/open Tixiona-redmoon8913 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/i/tixiona-redmoon8913.png?11 Copyright 2009-2013 ~Tixiona-redmoon8913 It just about Jacob and how much he loves bella.





Jacob black belongs to stephnie meyer ]]>
He is the night,I was your day

He is cold and I am hot

No matter how many days your face well never fade

I wanted you stay but you walked away

when your time is near the person you were well disaper

My feelings are not fake and I think you made a big mistake

I am JACOB BLACK and I want you back ]]> It just about Jacob and how much he loves bella.





Jacob black belongs to stephnie meyer

]]> http://lumpadoodle.deviantart.com/art/jacob-black-fanfic-ch10-272959359 http://lumpadoodle.deviantart.com/art/jacob-black-fanfic-ch10-272959359 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:59:49 PST jacob black fanfic ch10 nonadult literature/prose/fiction/children/intros lumpadoodle http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/u/lumpadoodle.gif?11 Copyright 2011-2013 ~lumpadoodle
hollie belongs to me
Jack harris belongs to me
strange brunnette vampire belongs to Cartoonfankatiem
rest of characters belong to stephenie meyer

preview pic belongs to [link]

base:[link] ]]>
Hollies POV:

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A week later Jacob went out with his pack brothers somewhere and I was home alone. I sat down on the couch and turned on the TV. On the news it was talking about missing people but I was about to turn it over when a name caught my attention. Jack Harris.

I turned the TV over in shock. What the hell had happened to him. Suddenly I smelt a sickly sweet smell. I heard a gentle rap on the door and I answered it expecting a Cullen but saw Jack.

"Hello, Hollie." He said in a perfect voice. His eyes were red. Like from my dream!

"Get out!" I spat the words out at ]]>
hollie belongs to me
Jack harris belongs to me
strange brunnette vampire belongs to Cartoonfankatiem
rest of characters belong to stephenie meyer

preview pic belongs to [link]

base:[link]

]]> http://lindygirl4.deviantart.com/art/Renesme-finds-out-112161016 http://lindygirl4.deviantart.com/art/Renesme-finds-out-112161016 Sat, 07 Feb 2009 19:31:42 PST Renesme finds out... nonadult literature/prose/fiction/humor lindygirl4 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/i/lindygirl4.png?5 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lindygirl4  I was now sixteen and madly in love with my Jacob Black. I was so very curious how him and my mom met, or how they were friends all tied together in this crazy existence.
 “Uh…” was all I could manage.
 “Bella, don’t do this to me!” said Jacob with a grimace.
 “Oh I think it would be interesting to know how you guys became friends.” I said with a smile.
My dad, Edward, burst into laughter. Bella shot him a smile. Jacob looked nervous. Everyone was the ]]>