http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=9&q=jareth+sarah+smut deviantART RSS for boost:popular jareth sarah smut en-us Copyright 2013, deviantART.com Sat, 25 May 2013 20:50:17 PDT deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://st.deviantart.net/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://lexago.deviantart.com/art/Jareth-and-Sarah-256412539 http://lexago.deviantart.com/art/Jareth-and-Sarah-256412539 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 16:23:23 PDT Jareth and Sarah nonadult fanart/digital/drawings/movies Lexago http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/e/lexago.jpg?2 Copyright 2011-2013 ~Lexago [link]
...that bit where he carries her up to bed *le sigh*. Obviously there are more explicit/interesting things that happen AFTER he has carried her up there - but there is no way I am tarnishing that fantastic smut with my shoddy drawing skills.

I don't know why I went with the anime-esque style (it's generally not my thing). Also don't know why I chose to colour it in - generally I avoid using colour, mostly because I have NO idea what the hell I am doing, but I guess given that the majority of my stuff is black and white it's probably good to try to branch out right?....

Not good! So much more detail could have been added to the hair/clothing. Also I clearly had NO concept of lighting. May re-do and upload a less shit version at a point in time when I am feeling less lazy. ]]> [link]
...that bit where he carries her up to bed *le sigh*. Obviously there are more explicit/interesting things that happen AFTER he has carried her up there - but there is no way I am tarnishing that fantastic smut with my shoddy drawing skills.

I don't know why I went with the anime-esque style (it's generally not my thing). Also don't know why I chose to colour it in - generally I avoid using colour, mostly because I have NO idea what the hell I am doing, but I guess given that the majority of my stuff is black and white it's probably good to try to branch out right?....

Not good! So much more detail could have been added to the hair/clothing. Also I clearly had NO concept of lighting. May re-do and upload a less shit version at a point in time when I am feeling less lazy.

]]> http://sugarling.deviantart.com/art/Jareth-Discovers-Fanfiction-167445477 http://sugarling.deviantart.com/art/Jareth-Discovers-Fanfiction-167445477 Sat, 12 Jun 2010 20:00:41 PDT Jareth Discovers Fanfiction nonadult cartoons/traditional/comics/strips Sugarling http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/u/sugarling.jpg?10 Copyright 2010-2013 ~Sugarling Not to mention that I was too lazy to redraw Jareth (aka Mr.Sparkle-Pants)
But Enjoy!



Jareth (c) George Lucas, Jim Henson, Brian Froud
The fanart is mine ]]> Not to mention that I was too lazy to redraw Jareth (aka Mr.Sparkle-Pants)
But Enjoy!



Jareth (c) George Lucas, Jim Henson, Brian Froud
The fanart is mine

]]> http://mightystargazer.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-Be-Afraid-Of-The-Dark-155022109 http://mightystargazer.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-Be-Afraid-Of-The-Dark-155022109 Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:54:21 PST Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark nonadult fanart/digital/drawings/other MightyStarGazer http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/i/mightystargazer.gif?4 Copyright 2010-2013 ~MightyStarGazer @MightyStarGazer no for an answer. He will possess his Precious...


You can also go to my store on Zazzle.com/MightyStarGazer [link] and get it on tees!


ref-pic from shutterstock or the likes, outlines roughly "sketch-copied" and worked from there. ]]> no for an answer. He will possess his Precious...


You can also go to my store on Zazzle.com/MightyStarGazer [link] and get it on tees!


ref-pic from shutterstock or the likes, outlines roughly "sketch-copied" and worked from there.

]]> http://demonsaya.deviantart.com/art/Of-Cupid-and-Psyche-Chapter-4-120321404 http://demonsaya.deviantart.com/art/Of-Cupid-and-Psyche-Chapter-4-120321404 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:59:31 PDT Of Cupid and Psyche-Chapter 4 nonadult fanart/fanfiction demonsaya http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/e/demonsaya.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~demonsaya
Smut in T-minus who knows how many chapters... ]]>
Disclaimer:  Labyrinth is the intellectual property of the Jim Henson Company.

Of Cupid and Psyche
By:  DemonSaya

.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.

Chapter Four

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If anything could be said about the Underground, it was that rumors spread quicker than wild fire in southern California.

Eyes were drawn to the strange palanquin which was pulled through the streets of ]]>
Smut in T-minus who knows how many chapters... ]]> http://demonsaya.deviantart.com/art/For-Every-King-09-137089207 http://demonsaya.deviantart.com/art/For-Every-King-09-137089207 Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:39:22 PDT For Every King-09 adult fanart/fanfiction demonsaya http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/e/demonsaya.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~demonsaya
Hope everyone enjoyed it. *begins handing out extra tissues* ]]>
Regarding the monumental angst:  Lack of communication is to blame for every personal squabble I've ever seen, and when two people do not do this, it can cause everything between them to become twisted.

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For Every King

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Chapter 9

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Sarah took a deep, calming breath before looking towards the man who was pacing.  Toby sat, the very picture of an angry teenager, at her side, his arms crossed, a petulant expression on his face. ]]>
Hope everyone enjoyed it. *begins handing out extra tissues* ]]> http://drasniia.deviantart.com/art/w-o-n-d-e-r-l-a-n-d-243741109 http://drasniia.deviantart.com/art/w-o-n-d-e-r-l-a-n-d-243741109 Wed, 20 Jul 2011 15:03:04 PDT w o n d e r l a n d. adult fanart/digital/painting/movies Drasniia http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/r/drasniia.jpg?5 Copyright 2011-2013 *Drasniia @audaciaxx http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/
i don't need a knight, so baby take off all your armor.
...

jareth & sarah.

art©me
labyrinth©henson&&froud. ]]>
i don't need a knight, so baby take off all your armor.
...

jareth & sarah.

art©me
labyrinth©henson&&froud.

]]> http://jinx1764.deviantart.com/art/Within-Dreams-Ch-1-Labyrinth-Fan-Fic-302505968 http://jinx1764.deviantart.com/art/Within-Dreams-Ch-1-Labyrinth-Fan-Fic-302505968 Wed, 16 May 2012 11:45:46 PDT Within Dreams - Ch 1 - Labyrinth Fan Fic nonadult fanart/fanfiction/romance jinx1764 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/j/i/jinx1764.jpg?1 Copyright 2012-2013 *jinx1764 @jinx1764

Okay, I've changed my mind. I'm going to repost all of my 31 chapter (whew) fic "Within Dreams" as y'all kindly wait for me to continue writing, "Falling", and, "Concern".

This is my most popular fanfic with over 450 reviews on FF. It's angsty, funny, actiony, smutty, twisty, and did I mention funny?

Be warned - there will be M rated chapters, so if you can't read them you didn't hear it from me to go to my fanfiction.net profile under my same name - jinx1764. Just saying. ]]>
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The harsh blaring of Sarah's alarm clock jolted her, as it did every weekday at 5:25 a.m., and her hand smashed it into submission. Horrible inventions— should be outlawed in all fifty states and whatever territories the U.S. currently claimed partial ownership.

'Hell, might as well wipe them from this entire world's plane of existence while I'm at it,' Sarah thought, cheerfully indulging in her nine-minute snooze induced fantasy. 'I'll probably be declared an international hero.' A tiny smirk formed on her lips as she imagined a world free of pre-dawn morning alarms. Someday, she promised herself. As soon as h ]]>

Okay, I've changed my mind. I'm going to repost all of my 31 chapter (whew) fic "Within Dreams" as y'all kindly wait for me to continue writing, "Falling", and, "Concern".

This is my most popular fanfic with over 450 reviews on FF. It's angsty, funny, actiony, smutty, twisty, and did I mention funny?

Be warned - there will be M rated chapters, so if you can't read them you didn't hear it from me to go to my fanfiction.net profile under my same name - jinx1764. Just saying.

]]> http://demonsaya.deviantart.com/art/Of-Cupid-and-Psyche-Chapter-7-121480853 http://demonsaya.deviantart.com/art/Of-Cupid-and-Psyche-Chapter-7-121480853 Mon, 04 May 2009 17:57:38 PDT Of Cupid and Psyche-Chapter 7 adult fanart/fanfiction demonsaya http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/e/demonsaya.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~demonsaya
Most everyone probably recognizes this scene from my journal, although I've done some mild edits to the actual sex scene so I didn't have an overwhelming number of repeat words, etc. I hope everyone enjoyed it XD ]]>
Disclaimer:  Labyrinth is the intellectual property of the Jim Henson Company.

Warning:  This chapter contains Jareth seducing and being seduced by Sarah.  I will not snipe about age, however, if you are mentally not mature enough to read this, don't.  Also, if you are prone to nose bleeds, you might want to keep a box of tissues by the computer.  That's all  ^_^

Of Cu ]]>
Most everyone probably recognizes this scene from my journal, although I've done some mild edits to the actual sex scene so I didn't have an overwhelming number of repeat words, etc. I hope everyone enjoyed it XD ]]> http://demonsaya.deviantart.com/art/A-Whisper-Darkly-Chapter-6-137070184 http://demonsaya.deviantart.com/art/A-Whisper-Darkly-Chapter-6-137070184 Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:56:18 PDT A Whisper, Darkly-Chapter 6 nonadult fanart/fanfiction demonsaya http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/e/demonsaya.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 ~demonsaya Besides, one of those conversations is better for the heroine to have with her man in private...^.-

Thanks for all the support, all

Next chapter: What exactly is that tattoo, anyways? Sarah & co visit a shoppe, and there's the possibility of danger induced smut. I haven't decided on the last part yet XD ]]>
A Whisper, Darkly

By:  DemonSaya

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Chapter Six

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It had gotten cold early this year, Toby decided, walking across the quad, taking the short cut to his dorm room.  In addition, it was damp, foggy, and generally the kind of day where he wished he could have curled up under his thick blankets and remained there, classes be damned.  Unfortunately, as his father frequently enjoyed pointing out, Robert Williams was paying for him t ]]> Besides, one of those conversations is better for the heroine to have with her man in private...^.-

Thanks for all the support, all

Next chapter: What exactly is that tattoo, anyways? Sarah & co visit a shoppe, and there's the possibility of danger induced smut. I haven't decided on the last part yet XD ]]> http://jinx1764.deviantart.com/art/Ch-18-Oh-Now-Why-the-Concern-Laby-fanfic-327925802 http://jinx1764.deviantart.com/art/Ch-18-Oh-Now-Why-the-Concern-Laby-fanfic-327925802 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 09:28:10 PDT Ch 18 - Oh, Now Why the Concern? Laby fanfic nonadult fanart/fanfiction/romance jinx1764 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/j/i/jinx1764.jpg?1 Copyright 2012-2013 *jinx1764 @jinx1764
Bonus points to those who know the irony of this chapter's title.

Chap 19 [link]

A/N: So we've taken a turn for the surreal in this little story. More surreal than before anyhow. I do have a plan and a direction. How long it'll take, I have no idea. I really, really don't want to do the same smut/split as last chapter. That was... unfortunate, but a necessary part of my new direction. I do want to keep this K+ rated and further smut still be edited out and placed in 'Concern's Interludes'. Things will be a bit more serious, but I do want to keep humor a part of this fic. I'm already working on the next chapter and also the next chapter to 'Falling'. Ironically, I also just woke up this morning with a dream for another original fiction. LOL! OMG. That puts me at five original WIPS, 2 fanfic WIPS, a few short story WIPS, and one finished original. LOL! My fingers are going to fall off. I need to type faster. Plus all my originals are all in different genres. CRAZY! This new one is a fiction set in mid-western, 1920s America and involves bank robbers (thinking of basing on a real one and real places- lots of research) and a childless couple who finds a young boy and how these two different things are related. Oh, and to make it even better *snigger* my dream starred Tom Hiddleston as the husband, sigh. What a great dream. Totally going to based the character on him. Who knows, maybe in my wildest dreams he'll play the part some day when it's optioned for a screenplay. LOLOLOLOL!

Anyhow... hope you enjoyed this darker, angsty chapter. Things get better with badass GK next chapter. ]]>
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Toby woke to the muted sounds of crying and muttering. Daylight crept into the room around the imperfect seal of the floral curtains, and dust sparkled in the air as he rubbed his eyes clear. "Sarah?" He pushed back the rough blanket and sat up. "What's wrong?" he asked the air as he swiveled in place.

It didn't sound like her crying; he'd heard enough of that the last months and would recognize it instantly. Swinging his legs over the end of the too large bed, Toby scooted until his feet settled on the scratchy carpet and curled his toes. The covers were missing from the other bed; the whole thing yanked and ]]>
Bonus points to those who know the irony of this chapter's title.

Chap 19 [link]

A/N: So we've taken a turn for the surreal in this little story. More surreal than before anyhow. I do have a plan and a direction. How long it'll take, I have no idea. I really, really don't want to do the same smut/split as last chapter. That was... unfortunate, but a necessary part of my new direction. I do want to keep this K+ rated and further smut still be edited out and placed in 'Concern's Interludes'. Things will be a bit more serious, but I do want to keep humor a part of this fic. I'm already working on the next chapter and also the next chapter to 'Falling'. Ironically, I also just woke up this morning with a dream for another original fiction. LOL! OMG. That puts me at five original WIPS, 2 fanfic WIPS, a few short story WIPS, and one finished original. LOL! My fingers are going to fall off. I need to type faster. Plus all my originals are all in different genres. CRAZY! This new one is a fiction set in mid-western, 1920s America and involves bank robbers (thinking of basing on a real one and real places- lots of research) and a childless couple who finds a young boy and how these two different things are related. Oh, and to make it even better *snigger* my dream starred Tom Hiddleston as the husband, sigh. What a great dream. Totally going to based the character on him. Who knows, maybe in my wildest dreams he'll play the part some day when it's optioned for a screenplay. LOLOLOLOL!

Anyhow... hope you enjoyed this darker, angsty chapter. Things get better with badass GK next chapter.

]]> http://jinx1764.deviantart.com/art/Within-Dreams-Ch-2-Labyrinth-Fan-Fiction-302678330 http://jinx1764.deviantart.com/art/Within-Dreams-Ch-2-Labyrinth-Fan-Fiction-302678330 Thu, 17 May 2012 08:48:38 PDT Within Dreams - Ch 2 - Labyrinth Fan Fiction nonadult fanart/fanfiction/romance jinx1764 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/j/i/jinx1764.jpg?1 Copyright 2012-2013 *jinx1764 @jinx1764
Later chapters will be rated M.

mystery, romance, angst, and smut - a J/S romance ]]>
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Gerard watched helplessly as the curious woman easily outdistanced him, her rapid strides taking her far on the city sidewalk lightened by the dawn. Bloody office job making him soft! The price of success being no decent time in the gym, and no good run in years, coupled with a nasty case of jet lag equaled him huffing and puffing within two blocks of the café.

"Damn it," he said between gasps, leaning forward and clutching his side. Pathetic, truly pathetic, if Cassie caught him like this she would never allow him to forget such humiliation. Gerard straightened his back and shook it off in case she watched him ]]>
Later chapters will be rated M.

mystery, romance, angst, and smut - a J/S romance

]]> http://nikkiwardart.deviantart.com/art/Sketch-Dump-309927631 http://nikkiwardart.deviantart.com/art/Sketch-Dump-309927631 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 02:41:44 PDT Sketch Dump nonadult digitalart/drawings/people NikkiWardArt http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/i/nikkiwardart.gif?2 Copyright 2012-2013 *NikkiWardArt @BionicFox

]]> http://truro.deviantart.com/art/MM-Pursuit-120191402 http://truro.deviantart.com/art/MM-Pursuit-120191402 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:57:36 PDT MM - Pursuit adult fanart/fanfiction Truro http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/truro.jpg?2 Copyright 2009-2013 ~Truro
Smut! Ye be warned! Nothing too hardcore, but enough I'm gonna make it mature definitely. These need to get updated more...

I've got the poem for the next one but no concrete plan yet. Enjoy!(it'll probably be mature too...)

Labyrinth Fanfiction based on the poetry of Sylvia Plath -- I did not write the poems preceding each chapter.

"Pursuit" (c) Sylvia Plath
Labyrinth (c) Jim Henson & Co.
Fanfic by Truro the Lost 2008
Stock for Preview Image: [link] by

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Chapters (in order):

Owl -- [link]
The Queen's Complaint -- [link]
Doom of the Exiles -- [link]
Mad Girl's Love Song: [link]
Sonnet to Satan: [link]
Pursuit: [link]
Cinderella: [link]
To Eva Descending the Stair: [link] ]]>
There is a panther stalks me down:
One day I'll have my death of him;
His greed has set the woods aflame,
He prowls more lordly than the sun.
Most soft, most suavely glides that step,
Advancing always at my back;
From gaunt hemlock, rooks croak havoc:
The hunt is on, and sprung the trap.
Flayed by thorns I trek the rocks,
Haggard through the hot white noon.
Along red network of his veins
What fires run, what craving wakes?

Insatiate, he ransacks the land
Condemned by our ancestral fault,
Crying: blood, let blood be spilt;
Meat must glut his mouth's raw wound.
Keen the rending teeth and sweet
The singe ]]>
Smut! Ye be warned! Nothing too hardcore, but enough I'm gonna make it mature definitely. These need to get updated more...

I've got the poem for the next one but no concrete plan yet. Enjoy!(it'll probably be mature too...)

Labyrinth Fanfiction based on the poetry of Sylvia Plath -- I did not write the poems preceding each chapter.

"Pursuit" (c) Sylvia Plath
Labyrinth (c) Jim Henson & Co.
Fanfic by Truro the Lost 2008
Stock for Preview Image: [link] by

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Chapters (in order):

Owl -- [link]
The Queen's Complaint -- [link]
Doom of the Exiles -- [link]
Mad Girl's Love Song: [link]
Sonnet to Satan: [link]
Pursuit: [link]
Cinderella: [link]
To Eva Descending the Stair: [link]

]]> http://archergwen.deviantart.com/art/The-Fairy-Queen-Part-5-269108839 http://archergwen.deviantart.com/art/The-Fairy-Queen-Part-5-269108839 Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:07:11 PST The Fairy Queen Part 5 nonadult fanart/fanfiction/romance archergwen http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/r/archergwen.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 ~archergwen
(Poor Jareth. Sarah's not really emotionally stable right now. Can you tell? )

Edit: After much complaint from my BFF/boss and the smut-wanna-be-plotbunnies, I re-wrote the make-out. ]]> Sarah blinked her eyes open to find Jareth already perched on the sole bed, coaxing a meager candle to give light.
"What happened?"
"Welcome to one of Nobora's oubliettes, Sarah."
She rolled to her knees. "It's certainly more posh than yours."
He childishly stuck his tongue out at her. "An oubliette is not supposed to be comfortable. What jailer wants his prisoner to be happy?"
"So you admit you were a jailer?"
"I was not," he snapped indignantly, rising to his feet.
She stood up quickly after him. "You just s ]]>
(Poor Jareth. Sarah's not really emotionally stable right now. Can you tell? )

Edit: After much complaint from my BFF/boss and the smut-wanna-be-plotbunnies, I re-wrote the make-out. ]]> http://triever.deviantart.com/art/Surviving-the-Goblin-King-P17-183796164 http://triever.deviantart.com/art/Surviving-the-Goblin-King-P17-183796164 Sun, 24 Oct 2010 12:14:32 PDT Surviving the Goblin King? P17 nonadult fanart/fanfiction Triever http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/triever.gif?9 Copyright 2010-2013 ~Triever

IMPORTANT for the next chapter: ...

Pick your choice:

1. Smut. (let me remind you to the fact I'm 16 and an absolute beginner with love (Hurray for Bowie concept! ) and I may get a bit uncomfortable writing smut... But hey - fans go first!)

2. Build up. (make me write until it really gets lemon-y)

3. Skip. (you know what I mean. )


... No votes would make me a sad panda.
... And would make me just skip the incident or forget about it alltogether... Depends on my mood. ]]>
That Selma wasn't here made it even worse.

The poor girl's mother had died around a week ago and she had left to be at her burial. Sarah felt really awful for the girl. Her younger twin brothers had died in a car accident when being three years old, her father had killed himself after that and for some reason – Selma didn't want to tell it – none of her aunts, uncles, nieces and nephews wanted to talk to her. So in the matter of fact, her ]]>

IMPORTANT for the next chapter: ...

Pick your choice:

1. Smut. (let me remind you to the fact I'm 16 and an absolute beginner with love (Hurray for Bowie concept! ) and I may get a bit uncomfortable writing smut... But hey - fans go first!)

2. Build up. (make me write until it really gets lemon-y)

3. Skip. (you know what I mean. )


... No votes would make me a sad panda.
... And would make me just skip the incident or forget about it alltogether... Depends on my mood. ]]> http://triever.deviantart.com/art/What-I-Want-Chapter-8-300172505 http://triever.deviantart.com/art/What-I-Want-Chapter-8-300172505 Sat, 05 May 2012 09:50:42 PDT What I Want - Chapter 8 adult fanart/fanfiction/general Triever http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/triever.gif?9 Copyright 2012-2013 ~Triever unless I get new ideas and or requests.

... It's just so much fun playing with this story. I don't know why. I think because I'm adding more and more aspects I like, like Jareth and his father's situation and Jareth and Sarah's snuggle-liking daughter. I may even make a small sequel. I don't know yet. What do you think?

Warning just in case. No actual smut, I'm sorry. I got uncomfortable (not in the good way lol). ]]>
As Sarah returned from the bathroom a little while later she looked at the bed, frowning as she found it empty.

With the little bit of magic she possessed she dressed in a long robe -under which a daring set of lingerie plus her garter she'd already been wearing - and transported herself to him. She frowned as she found herself in the study.

Jareth was casually reading a book and smirked as he noticed her arrival. "Hello precious, did you have a nice bath?"

"You freed yourself." She pouted.

"So I did. What a pity we didn't arrange any punishments." He laid the book down and walked towards her with ca ]]> unless I get new ideas and or requests.

... It's just so much fun playing with this story. I don't know why. I think because I'm adding more and more aspects I like, like Jareth and his father's situation and Jareth and Sarah's snuggle-liking daughter. I may even make a small sequel. I don't know yet. What do you think?

Warning just in case. No actual smut, I'm sorry. I got uncomfortable (not in the good way lol). ]]> http://randianderson.deviantart.com/art/Laby-FF-Attack-of-the-Vicious-Plot-Bunnies-3-of-4-371711750 http://randianderson.deviantart.com/art/Laby-FF-Attack-of-the-Vicious-Plot-Bunnies-3-of-4-371711750 Tue, 14 May 2013 18:48:14 PDT Laby-FF: Attack of the Vicious Plot Bunnies 3 of 4 nonadult fanart/fanfiction/humor RandiAnderson http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/randianderson.jpg?5 Copyright 2013 =RandiAnderson 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

Disclaimer: I own nothing that seems even remotely familiar in this story, and probably not even the things that don’t.
Characters/Pairings: Jareth/Sarah, Ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor/PARODY
Summary: 8 years later, Jareth demands a rematch. Can Sarah get to the center of the Labyrinth in time to save her neighbor’s cat?

A/N: Special thanks to for beta services.

References used (for the uninitiated):

Crossover plot bunny is from The Lost Boys, one of favorite films.

Chocolaty brown plot bunny is what I like to affectionately call the Smut!Bunny. And remember when I said that The Immortal Highlander was the last romance novel that I read? I lied. (Well, not technically since when I wrote that chapter The Immortal Highlander had been the last romance novel I read.) When the 50 Shades of Twilight Fanfic—er, I mean, the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon happened, I had to know why it was a thing. So I read the book. I still don’t know why it’s a thing, but it’s terribly fun to mock. (I’ve read far, far better BDSM in fanfic—though it’s not my bag. I’ve also read really crappy BDSM in fanfic, which in my opinion is what 50 Shades of Grey reads like.) And yes, I should get some kind of award for writing Smut!Bunny without any smut. (And if you don’t understand the reference to lemons, then bless you for steering clear of M-rated stories.)

Jargle. Do I really need to explain this? Or should I just pass the brain bleach? Yes, it happens. Yes, I’ve read it—and now written it. Yes, it’s horrifying. Which is why all of the mischievous authors write it at least once. True fact.

And yes, Sir Didymus really made a dig at my AU story (“Pertinacious Wills”). It wasn’t very knightly of him, if you ask me.

Comments are much appreciated! ]]>
“Who’s that!?” Sarah yelled as she carefully leapt over a fog machine.

“What’d the bunny look like?” Hoggle caught up to her and was huffing with every step.

“I don’t know! Grey and white or something?”

“Crossover!” Ludo yelled.

“It is where two tales intertwine, milady,” Didymus answered Sarah’s unspoken question.

Before Sarah could ask what other tale this might be, four young men on motorcycl ]]> 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

Disclaimer: I own nothing that seems even remotely familiar in this story, and probably not even the things that don’t.
Characters/Pairings: Jareth/Sarah, Ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor/PARODY
Summary: 8 years later, Jareth demands a rematch. Can Sarah get to the center of the Labyrinth in time to save her neighbor’s cat?

A/N: Special thanks to for beta services.

References used (for the uninitiated):

Crossover plot bunny is from The Lost Boys, one of favorite films.

Chocolaty brown plot bunny is what I like to affectionately call the Smut!Bunny. And remember when I said that The Immortal Highlander was the last romance novel that I read? I lied. (Well, not technically since when I wrote that chapter The Immortal Highlander had been the last romance novel I read.) When the 50 Shades of Twilight Fanfic—er, I mean, the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon happened, I had to know why it was a thing. So I read the book. I still don’t know why it’s a thing, but it’s terribly fun to mock. (I’ve read far, far better BDSM in fanfic—though it’s not my bag. I’ve also read really crappy BDSM in fanfic, which in my opinion is what 50 Shades of Grey reads like.) And yes, I should get some kind of award for writing Smut!Bunny without any smut. (And if you don’t understand the reference to lemons, then bless you for steering clear of M-rated stories.)

Jargle. Do I really need to explain this? Or should I just pass the brain bleach? Yes, it happens. Yes, I’ve read it—and now written it. Yes, it’s horrifying. Which is why all of the mischievous authors write it at least once. True fact.

And yes, Sir Didymus really made a dig at my AU story (“Pertinacious Wills”). It wasn’t very knightly of him, if you ask me.

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