deviantART: Popular Funny Altair And Ezio

Hairmeme - altair-ezio-shiryu

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:00:07 PST

Original meme by *Kingdomkey can be found here [link]

Feat. Altair (Assassins Creed), Ezio (Assassins Creed II) and Shiryu (Saint Seiya). Altair got the worst, I think, and Ezio is not my fav (yet) but I thought it´d be funny to use him (and abuse him)

So much fun to do, it took me a while because I couldn´t stop laughing at my own stupidity *facepalm*

_{Art © Hiddenmuse
Ezio, Altair © Ubisoft
Shiryu © TOEI, Masami Kurumada}

Ezio

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 07:37:22 PDT

I suppose it lacks of originality, but in my defense I'm new to this fandom and I'm trying to get a grasp of the costumes and stuff...
Also, I've to admit I'm more fascinated by Altair, but since I'm Italian AND I have the same name as Ezio's sister, I decided to go with him.
...horrible idea, it has been a nightmare doing all the details (but it was also funny... sorta...xD)

Let me know what you think! C:
As always, you can like/reblog it here! C:

PS: close up version here! <:

Leather textures by ! <:

_{PS CS6, Wacom Intuos 4
Soundrack: too many to list here...xD}

Ezio and Altair

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:13:17 PST

Ezio and Altair charcoal drawing

My fist EVER charcoal drawing.

Took 10 hour because i didnt know what i was doing most of the time lol

I used charcoal,graphite,rubber.

Some parts are incorrect in sizing so it looks funny in places lol

Check out my other Assassins Creed Pictures here:[link]

Don't forget to comment and rate

Ezio vs Altair

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 17:16:41 PDT

Draw of Altaïr vs Ezio, He's trying to steal Altaïr's fans xD

:: Dont try to do it, Ezio!! We love you too xDD !!

Enjoy it!

Yes, there's me. xD I wish I could be there between. And who doesnt!?

OH HAY EZIO

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:11:44 PST

Me and my friend sort of send txt messages to each other as Altair and Ezio. I sent that to him on V-day. Yaaaaay. We has more convo's that I will probably make into flash/comic

The thing is....Altair is totally trying to train Ezio to be as BAMF as he is, so he trains him everyday. xD He usually runs 500 laps...He's trying to make Ezio not a flowery fruitcake obsessed with fashion and friendship...kinda failing though...and Altair uses bitchin' next to his name cause he thinks it makes him hardcore and he has no idea what it means. :3

And with Malik's drawing. was making fun of Altair's drawings in the codex pages in Assassin's Creed II so I said he probably forced Malik to draw them, since, well...Altair is an asshole and would make the cripple with one arm draw...with his one arm, so he can't be that good at drawing and Altair takes credit for them anyways. xD Malik is Altair's cripple bitch. Like Joker to Shepard.
DUH ENNND!!
Assassins creed (c) Ubisoft. WOOOOOOOOOO!

Altair's Swimming Lessons

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 23:24:07 PST

There were obviously no inflatable ducks in Altair's time... I just added it for comic effect. xD

And the image of Altair swimming with an inflatable duck was just too funny not to draw.

Ezio's laundry

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 02:36:42 PDT

Since Altair had his chance, I've decided Ezio needs one, too. His laundry looks a lil' bit different, though.

I hope you don't mind some fansevice from time to time

Funny thing, I started working on this comic yesterday, made a pause at 4 AM to get some sleep and finished it in the morning. I don't usually stay up that late when alone. Hmpf.

Can you guess who are the girls?

Assassin's Creed (c) Ubisoft
girls (c) Disney
art mine

Altair Does Not Want

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 17:04:19 PDT

I think it's funny how this guy, the roughest, toughest assassin of his time, can't swim. Though water is pretty much an open death-pit in most video games... it's still really funny

- Art

(Altair and Assassin's Creed) - Ubisoft

Poor Altair...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:16:03 PST

Poor, Poor Alty...I dragged him on a roller coaster... Well...at least I had fun, but when we got the picture, all Malik and Ezio could do was laugh...

Ezio and Malik:

Altair: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!! 100 MILES PER HOUR, WHY!?

Me: it'll be okay Altair...I was like that my first time on a roller coaster...

Ezio: We- We could hear him from the ground...he was screaming like a little girl!

Malik: Yeah! I never knew that Altair could scream!

Altair: -pulls out the hidden blade-

Me: Easy Alty...I'll deal with them later.

Altair: Thank you. ^^

Ezio and Malik: O.O we're dead...

Altair © Ubisoft Montréal
Got the "100 miles/hr" line from 's fangirl meme --> [link]
Base by

Altair's nightmare

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 18:48:35 PDT

my first deviation!!
here's the first of a long series of images requested by
altair's nightmare... does it need more explanation?
enjoy ^^

Altair caught a Hunter

Fri, 08 May 2009 15:06:30 PDT

Ok! I've been obsessed with Left 4 Dead since the first day it came out, and i've been drawing smokers and hunters and such for SUCH a long time that it's not even funny; and I kinda disappoint myself because Ive never posted any left 4 dead pictures cause im so lazy. But in NOVEMBER, i started a l4d flash but never finished, i'll go back to it one day and get it done.
NOW, onto the comic, i drew it in school today. I think that the smoker and hunter would be great pals and such >D lolz. thats why the smoker was getting the hunter food and he saved poor hunter at the end. and since altair and the hunters kinda look the same, i made altair think he's Ezio, the new character in Assassins Creed two. (cant wait for that to come out) and yeah, the reason the assassins say "HUZZAH" at the one panel is because in the previous one, the hunter says a line from assassins creed one, and they're all like, "YAY! HE really is ezio!"
So yeh, then the smoker, 'kool-aid's in there and saves him, the end!

Ezio meets Altair...

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 07:34:34 PDT

During an afternoon when i was boring...

Ezio lol.

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 06:17:28 PST

Ezio. From Assassin's Creed 2/Brotherhood.

Assassins hetalia Ezio sings

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 13:58:58 PDT

Haha, This is so silly that I had to make it.

YOUTUBE VIDEO ADRESS [link] Please open it .

I´m an assassins creed fan and somehow when I was playing assassins creed 2 I saw Ezio being a ladies man and it remminded me of how Italy (both of them) are actually pretty good with girls and I said That proves Ezio is Italian (The mental image of Ezio screming pasta! while doing a faith jump made me laugh for a while) , then I heard the preview of Greece and Turkey´s hatafutte parade and simply felt in love with Turkey´s version and somehow things got messed up and I tough of Ezio singing Romano´s Hatafutte and then of Altair singing Turkey´s version (because as of now the only mid eastern nation with a Hatafutte is Turkey... Otoman Empire....) and Desmond singing the USA version, and this was the result, it took me like 3 hours so its pretty simple with the most complex thing being the lip sync which ended really strange in the conversion to video. Im making the full ending parody

Assassins hetalia Altair song is here [link]

Check my gallery for more assasins creed things

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YOUTUBE ADRESSES (please visit them).

-Ezio´s hatafutte parade (lip sync) is here [link]

- The Altair´s hatafutte parade(lip sync) [link]

- The entire song parody of Ezio singing hatagutte parade is here [link]

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DEVIANTART ADRESSES (visit them too please)

-Ezio´s hatafutte parade (lip sync) is here [link]

- The Altair´s hatafutte parade(lip sync) [link]

-The entire song parody of Ezio singing hatagutte parade [link]

- Assassins creed chibi Ezio [link]

-Assassins creed hetalia ending wall [link]

-Chibi Ezio jump of faith [link]

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ALL COMMENTS AND CRITICS ARE APPRECIATED

For hetalia comic strips and other things check the webside of the author [link]

the Hetalia strips are quite funny [link] .

Ezio

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:26:30 PST

I was thinking about how Altair, Desmond and Ezio all compare to one another than I realized actually I knew from the first time Ezio got up a girls dress that Ezio is the man whore out of the 3. So i decided to make this.

RUN ALTAIR RUUUUN

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:08:18 PDT

run just f*cking run!!
Desmond:"GRANDPA!"
Ezio:"NONNO!" (Grandpa)
Altair:"F*CK!!"

oh such fun to mess with them xD

Chibi Ezio

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 08:35:35 PST

Cheerful history. It appeared quite funny...
Actually at first I drew the pirate for one competition, but left that this drawing didn't approach.
that pirate

But why I made of it Ezio? really it is its temptation....

Altair + Ezio have a chat

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:48:05 PDT

Im almost certain this wont make sense in any other persons mind but my own but meh, I guess you can try ^.^

sorry about all the goddam arrows, but i had to resize the shit out of it to upload it.

SPOILERS: Altair is Romantic

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:39:55 PST

...that Altair becomes like THIS.

Both: I've fallen in love again!
Ezio: Probably a fling. I'll get over it.
Altair: I thought I'd never feel the same for another woman!
Ezio: Whoa, you're getting all worked up.
Altair: (sighs) Such things are so important to human survival...
Ezio: ...(lifts brow) ......N00b.

AssCreed: Altair's Punishment

Sat, 08 May 2010 06:07:33 PDT

Malik bitchslapping Altair back into line is great.

And the funny thing about Ezio/Alex's relentless flirting tactics...I work with guys who are like this none stop. And they flirt with each OTHER as well.

And then I'm told I have too much Yaoi on the brain XD

Normal Assassin Universe next. Stay tuned!

Altair

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:10:17 PDT

Yeah... Just some... Fanart?

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Ass Creed belongs to Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle!

careless

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:27:08 PST

Request from , a funny/hot picture of Ezio saving Altair He should've checked where Altair's standing before going for a rescue.

Ezio Jump, Altair Fail

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:40:38 PDT

Poor Altair.. He can't swim. D:

Old joke I know but it still makes me smile~ <33
Yay TegakiE!

Ezio Auditore, Altair (c) Ubisoft

Ezio Has Gas

Mon, 09 May 2011 01:17:06 PDT

Okay... I was bored out of my mind when I drew this!!! So ignore the stupidness! (Even though I found this funny in my head... >3>)

So, we all know about the new game of Assassin's Creed! And we all know that Ezio is OOOOLLLLLDDDD!!! Well, for some reason I just kept picturing Ezio as a crazy old man. So this is when the thought of Ezio yelling out that he has gas came along.

So enjoy the random stupid drawing I did XD

Assassin's Creed (c) Ubisoft

Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 05:27:38 PDT

El assassino.

I love this game sooooo much!! Playing Ezio is funny as hell although I still like Altair more.

I know I'm a bit late to the AC series (considering I started with the first game only about a month ago) but there's a beginning for everything, huh?

_____

and those goddamn assassin tombs are fucking difficult......

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Altair WIP

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 17:22:57 PST

The start of Altair. I'm not done yet, but it got to late to continue.

Ezio is a Tosser XD

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 23:10:37 PST

i took this screen shot pic a while ago while replaying ACB ^_^ just thought it was funny so i wanted to share it. Ezio has had enough of Caterina's mouthings XD

Wave your hands in the air like you just dont care! XD

Ezio / Hawkeye

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 05:20:34 PDT

Eagle Vision?
Hawkeye !

Just a little drawing that I'v very quickly done today! Hope you Like it!

Ezio - He's Distracted By A Feather

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 18:30:08 PDT

I love that line from Literal Assassin's Creed Brotherhood[link] ! I imagine Ezio dropping down on all fours whenever a feather floats down and stalking it like a cat heehee!! I've never drawn Ezio before, so if he looks horrible I'm sorry!!!! x_x

Ezio belongs to Ubisoft

Literal Assassin's Creed belongs to Tobuscus - BOOP!

More AC art:
Altair and Ezio: [link]
Altair and Desmond : [link]
Malik 1: [link]
Malik 2: [link]
Altair and Ezio chibi: [link]
Bastardo: [link]
Altair 1: [link]
Altair and Malik: [link]

Ezio - Request

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 11:17:34 PDT

A request for ~iSketchYouWatch

Hewe you go sweety C:
oh btw this is the first time i've ever drawn young ezio so the outfit may be wrong at several points, sorry about that ^^''

Ezio (c) Ubibutt
Art (c) Meh

altairs swimming lessons

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:02:48 PST

Altair: *sulking*
Malik: "you told me you where sick of them making fun of you"
Altair: "yes but why is 'he' here..."
Ezio: "some one has to steer the boat"
Altair: "...fine"
...
Altair: "so how does this work?"
Malik: "basically you jump in and keep kicking until you stop drowning."
Ezio: "heh"
Altair: "you're joking..."
Malik: "no."
Altair: "you're an awful teacher"
Malik: "shut up"
Ezio: *dive*
Altair: *mumble-mumble* "show off"
Malik: "Well go on"
Altair: *watching ezio showing off* "You know I don't mind if the blood line ends here..."
Malik: "I know I packed it... AH-HA!"
...
Altair: "that's just insulting"
Malik: "come on altair! kick!"
Ezio: *snickering under the water*
Altair: "I can tell you're laughing..."
...
Altair: "...just wait till we get back on land boy..."

Hope you like it ^^ if any one else has some more ideas for chibi rants and general silly-ness i'd love to hear them!

Altair's yogurt night

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 18:39:20 PST

Intended present for .

Yogurt Night is a series of drawings which involve men character with bare chest, pink spoon and a dab of yogurt for no reason.
It is Doubleleaf incredible, and very funny project. Couldn't resist.

Altair (c) Ubisoft.

Altair and Ezio

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 10:15:27 PDT

Altair's face!

idea - my sister

Sleep nice. Ezio..

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 13:19:42 PDT

Thank you for watching! A other thing with XNALARA.
The inspiration came from 'Assassins Creed Funny Dubs'
First i thought of Altair jumping next to a haystack. With the title, You're F*cked.
But this idea came up, and looked better.
Credits :
Ezio : Raccooncitizen
Haystack : DecanAndersen
<3

Assassins don't climb trees

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:35:12 PST

lol I just though that it's funny that powerful assassin ancestors like Altair and Ezio can't climb trees (oh, and Altair can't sw--*assassinated*).
"Connor get down here it's dangerous! Climb the Sistine Chapel with me instead"
~~my philosophy class is more and more productive~~

Ac- the italian acent

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:30:25 PST

DON'T GET IT GO HERE PLZ
-----> [link]

this was done for my personal amusement! but to be honest it has to be done people this was like no effort so that;'s why ish horrible!
,well if people like this one i will make the complete version ,oh lol i dunno but ezio's italian accent so sexy but funny you know this could have been posibbly happen if they lived together

i feel sorry for ac charts i mean i simply can't stop thinking of something funny for them!

thanks for correct ma mustakes dear *Akane-Rian

desmond.ezio,altair(c)ubisoft

art(C)me

AC2--When Ezio "Fell"

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:02:14 PST

I hope that you all are aware that the comics I post are off of things that actually happen to me in the game, so I'm going to tell you all that you can ACTUALLY do that, cause IT HAPPENED TO ME.

This was when I was racing Ezio's brother. And of course Ezio did that kick-off-the-friggin-wall thing he does, and OF COURSE I would land in the group of hookers...

I dont know how, but i pulled one of thier dresses down.

Aaron named it: I "fell"

So thus, this comic was born...If that makes sense.

please fave and comment!

:yaoi-ish warining: cuffed

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:59:07 PST

request from
Alty and Ezio cuffed to a bed naked XDD
It turned out to be more funny than sexy..
they look like they are caught in the act if you see it that way

Altair: Master Assassin

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:43:29 PDT

Here is something fast I worked on. Altair and two idiot Templars.

Slight yaoi - Trick or Treat

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 11:25:29 PDT

Did something quick for Halloween. Didn't really bother to color much... And Ezio looks funny...

Altair behind Ezio

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 03:09:28 PST

Altair playing childish on Ezio. Ezio feels something cool, but he don't know what happened to him. It's funny;D

Assassin's Creed: in Venice

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:52:29 PST

Altair is spending some quality time with his descendants! Since Ezio is a fanboy, he's very happy.
On the contrary Desdes wants to be somewhere else...

Sorry, only a crappy doodle this time!

Other AC fanarts here

// Edit: I know Altair can't swim because of a "glitch of the Animus" (or better, Ubisoft didn't develop the ability to swim in AC1), please stop repeating this thing over and over. It's just a silly doodle (not very funny to tell the truth, but it got many favs for unknown reasons) //

Ezio Render - The Villa Attack

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 18:23:09 PDT

Remember to download for the full size!

Well, this was a fun one!

I wanted to try out the awesome model ripped by .
I also have to thank for the sword!

It came out alright, his legs are kinda funny, and the fingers gave me a lot of trouble, but overall it's pretty good.

I've provided this for you to use for cool pictures and things! Let me know if you make anything, I'd love to see!

And of course, the model is property of Ubisoft.

Alternative World: Altair and Deadpool

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:17:18 PDT

Altair (Assassins Creed) with DeadPool (Marvel)

Two of my favorite characters XD And the funniest thing I saw when I begin play Assassins Creed I... The guard´s can´t see you if you sit on a bank... Even they´re in front of you hahahh that was so funny! Ezio don´t have this trick... So sad...

Another sugestion for characters meeting in an Alternative World? Tell me ^^

Jealousy

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 10:34:16 PST

Altair and Ezio are getting jealous about Connor stealing the fans

Why we love Altair

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 12:14:20 PDT

From Assassins Creed II, Codex Page 20.

Altair wants Malik

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 18:02:25 PDT

this is a fan art is for one of the bestest friends you could ever have >< Layth the eagle is her little baby so i thought it would be nice to add it in the fan art for her i hopes she likes it when she returns miss u kanda

full veiw looks better hehe

The apple of Eden

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 07:35:20 PDT

______________________________

Desmond: "Come on, hurry up there, you guys are heavy."

Altair: "Oh don´t say it to me, it´s not my fault. it´s YOUR fellow who stand in my face."

Ezio: "Ahaha.. i´m sorry. ^^" "

Leonardo: "Come on , we just have it. Hey Desmond."

Desmond. "Huh?"

Leonardo: "Just balance with your weight so that we get with the gravity and the flight to get the right position to get closer to it."

Desmond: "W..what are you talking about?!? I don´t get a single word..."

Altair: "I´m still asking myself why we are doing THIS."

Ezio: "To get the apple of Eden."

Altair: " Oh yes, and why?!? Just because YOU was to lazy to get it from that Redrigo Guy."

Ezio: "Oh really? Which person spents hours for hours, try to decribt the apple and don´t find a way to use it?"

Altair: "ARGH! Just wait till I get you in my fingers, if this nonesense is finished..."

Ezio: "Betting that you don´t get me, ´cause i´m still faster than you?" *big green*

Desmond: "STOP WHINNING, BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!"

Ezio: "You should stop whinning, Pazzo die la merda.Tutto quello che può fare è lamentarsi, Insopportabile!!!!"

Desmond: "I´m sorry i CAN´T speak italian."

Ezio: "Than you may should learn it."

Desmond: "Oh why.. you..."

Ezio: " : P "

Altair: *chuckles*

Desmond: "Oh, and why we think this is so funny, "Lord" on the rear seats???"

Altair: "Because you're so beautiful about excite."

Ezio: *laughs*

Desmond: "......Assassins!"
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i don´t knwo which of them are cuter.
Leonardo with his beautiful blue blue eyes?!?
Ezio just because of his cutest smile,
Altair, just of his oversweeted pose
or still poor Desmond... nahhh...
who is still poor Desmond XDDDD

stupity idea who was in my head
my data was broken and some pixels was on wrong playce but luckily i´ve got it and fixed it

hope ya liked it
wfg
redViolet.

PS: i´m for Ezio

SWEETNESS POINTS:
Ezio: (6)
Leonardo: (4)
Altair: (5)
Desmond: (2)

Ezio is still the winner... come on guys.... vote XD

whoosh.

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 03:25:18 PDT

_{and suddenly haystacks weren't so 'discreet' anymore...}

As much as I love Altair, I can't help but adore Ezio.

Altair & Ezio / AC 1 + 2 (C) ubisoft etc etc...

This is a little celebratory pic for getting up to my final review in driving.

-Ricochet-X

How to Be Seen

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 04:50:57 PDT

[link] ...sort of sequel to this? Altair finds himself with Ezio's new friends. He's too confused to even kill them. I have to say taking these pics are so fun.

AC: Mihrab

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 05:03:57 PDT

Some weeks ago Ubisoft Italia announced a contest for the Italian Assassin's Creed Fanday. I partecipated with this fanart, in which I wanted to express the duality and the parallelism between Altair and Ezio.
I was selected with other 15 people (16 subjects! LOL) for the AC fanday... and it was amazing, I'm so happy I took part in it!
I want to dedicate this fanart to the other 15 "subjects" and to the Ubisoft boys (and girl! XD) who welcomed us... and saved us from the Abstergo bad guys when they wanted to kill us all!
Oh and to Diego Baldoin too, the new fantastic Italian voice actor for Ezio (want to hear his beautiful voice? Click here!), who joined us at the hotel. He was so kind and funny!
Thank you all! You are awesome and I love you!

If you want to know what the "mihrab" is, go to this page on wikipedia.

Altair live-picture

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:23:03 PST

Here's a picture I created of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, the protagonist in Assassin's Creed. I made it with a picture of the figure that was available with the limited edition. I added texture from other pictures, to the clothing and leather, replaced the plastic hand, with a real one.

Of course I removed the plastic face, adding a picture of Francisco Randez, who Altaïr was modelled after. The difficult part was to add some colour to his face, as the picture I chose was in black & white.

I had to replicate the logo, with some research on the net in case which fonts I had to use. The background is from the game itself. Funny part is that in the far background you can see an archer who is about to fire an arrow at Altaïr.

UPDATE: I added symbols from the animus in both corners. Although this forced me to put the logo in the middle and shrink it. I also subtly added a scar on his mouth, as I thought it was an important feature for the character.

*Pictures and figures are registered trademarks and/or copyrights of Ubisoft.*

funny deads Assassins creed R

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 20:39:23 PST

-BEFORE YOU PUT ZOOM- THIS IS KIND OF SPOILER
if you haven't finished assassins...well go ahead and FINISH IT
OH GOD BEST GAME

here is a tip if you want them to make funny poses
- kill them with a posion grenade

Ezio- Girlfriend Stealer

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:48:49 PST

I haven't updated anything in foreeeeeever...and this is a really crappy comic. No references used for Ezio. My apologies for that. Sorry if you can't really read it. Here's the text (sound effects and arrow pointy thingies included):
Panel 1
EmberFalcon: I don't understand, Ezio...why must I wait until November 17th for you?
Considerably less awesome Altair: OI! YOU HAVE ME!
Disinterested Boyfriend:
Ezio: Why? It's simple really.
Panel 2
Ezio: Afterall...
Panel 3:
-blatant fanservice- -bishie sparkles-
Ezio: Someone will have to keep you WARM through the winter, yes?
Panel 4:
Suddenly-not-so-disinterested-boyfriend: OI!
EmberFalcon: -nosebleed- -GOOSH-
Panel 5:
Boyfriend: You're seriously not ATTRACTED to this douchebag?!? What about ME?!?
Panel 6:
...
-spacefiller- lol
Panel 7:
-official fangirl!-
EmberFalcon: Can I get a hug? Pleeeeaaaase?!?
Rejected Boyfriend:

AC-Swimming lessons

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 05:30:20 PDT

//EDIT// Also, this is my 666th Devitation!! xDDD //EDIT//

I got this idea last night around 10ish while I was roleplaying with Grizzy. xDD We were being so silly, and mean to poor Ezio and Altair (( Well Altair, I don't like Ezio. )) it wasn't even funny.
And this picture kind of popped up in my head because Altair can't swim but Ezio can, so he needs to teach him then! 8D Which is a bad idea because Altair is a grump and doesn't much care for Ezio either, but he does more then I do. *stabs him* Ahem, Anyyyyyyhow. <83
I am planning on trying to get the second game sometime and playing it because G sent me the walkthrough and it looked REALLY fun, I just... have a hard time getting past Ezio because I dislike him so much. xD I know it sounds weird and I know he is a nice guy and all, but I just.... DON'T LIKE HIM. >,< *sighs*
Which, all and all really ruins the whole Assassin's creed two thing for me, in fact I was about to buy it when it first came out but when I saw it was about this Ezio guy and not Altair.... I was disappointed and so I didn't get it. >>
But Grizzy said I should so I dunno. xDDDDD *thinks about it*

Anyhow (( for the last time )) I hope you all like and thank you for veiwing! Your support has been so great, thank you! *smiles*

--Slake-sama
_{In Slake now you see... Fabulous}(c)

Assassin's creed, Ezio, Altair, designs.(c) The Makers/Owners.
Grizzy, designs.(c) *Grizzled-Dog Grizzy.
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Assassins hetalia Altair song

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 23:18:23 PDT

IT TAKES LIKE 5 SECONDS TO START

Haha, This is so silly that I had to make it.

YOUTUBE VIDEO ADRESS [link] Please open it .

I´m an assassins creed fan and somehow when I was playing assassins creed 2 I saw Ezio being a ladies man and it remminded me of how Italy (both of them) are actually pretty good with girls and I said That proves Ezio is Italian (The mental image of Ezio screming pasta! while doing a faith jump made me laugh for a while) , then I heard the preview of Greece and Turkey´s hatafutte parade and simply felt in love with Turkey´s version and somehow things got messed up and I tough of Ezio singing Romano´s Hatafutte and then of Altair singing Turkey´s version (because as of now the only mid eastern nation with a Hatafutte is Turkey... Otoman Empire....) and Desmond singing the USA version, and this was the result, it took me like 3 hours so its pretty simple with the most complex thing being the lip sync which ended really strange in the conversion to video.

Maybe If there are enough reviews here and in youtube I´ll make a decent Ezio´s version (with Romano´s song) and perhaps even Desmond´s.

Assassins hetalia Ezio sings hatafutte Parade here [link]

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YOUTUBE ADRESSES (please visit them).

-Ezio´s hatafutte parade (lip sync) is here [link]

- The Altair´s hatafutte parade(lip sync) [link]

- The entire song parody of Ezio singing hatagutte parade is here [link]

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DEVIANTART ADRESSES (visit them too please)

-Ezio´s hatafutte parade (lip sync) is here [link]

- The Altair´s hatafutte parade(lip sync) [link]

-The entire song parody of Ezio singing hatagutte parade [link]

- Assassins creed chibi Ezio [link]

-Assassins creed hetalia ending wall [link]

-Chibi Ezio jump of faith [link]

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ALL COMMENTS AND CRITICS ARE APPRECIATED

For hetalia comic strips and other things check the webside of the author [link]

the Hetalia strips are quite funny [link] .

Assassins Creed MEME

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:48:06 PST

made me do it. 8|

God. I've been obsessed with these games since the first. You'd think I'd do soemthing about it. Derp.

....but what is this, I don't even.

I got lazy too. STFU I'm tired. And I took the templar kidnapping as if I was still stuck in 1191. STFU. IT'S BETTER THAT WAY. THEY HAVE FUNNY HELMUTSSS AND DESMOND IS WEARING COOL SHADES THAT I FORGOT TO SHADE I'M TIRED STFU ITS A DANCE PARTY AND EZIO IS DANCIN' UPONS AL DIRTILY

....I can't stop laughing my ass off at the crossover. I am a horrible person.

Original is here [link]

Altair, Ezio, Malik, Leonardo, Desmond(c) Ubisoft
Art (c) Me
Myself (c) God, I suppose.

Labor pains

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:09:23 PDT

This was tricky...but also a TON of fun!!

I recently read stories where both Maria and Rosa were in labor, and they were screaming at Altair/Ezio. Ezio's reaction was like: "Rosa! I love you!" Altair's was more like..."umm...should I go?...I can come back later..."

It was so funny i just had to draw it. YAY GIMP ACTUALLY WORKED FOR ONCE!!

Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 12:58:53 PDT

Assassin Creed's the BEST GAME EVER!!!
(eventhough i only watch other people play...I cant afford an X-box...)
Anyway,I got bored and drew this picture
Its Ezio from Assassin Creed! Yay...

*whats with the emotions...?

Ezio Auditore Special Holidays

Mon, 07 May 2012 12:25:30 PDT

I have no idea what it is, but one thing is certain:

Ezio Auditore like the mountain

My friends [and and another idiot not registered on DA] had the original idea, this picture is my version

Here their original picture made on...paint
[link]