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I hate it when guys play the alpha male/tough guy act when they try to impress chicks. This annoys me because it usually involves humiliating someone else. In Shakespearian times, dudes wrote poems to women about love and that crap; that doesn't work today either. I read on the internet (this was written by a girl) that today, women want dudes who are both alpha male and feminine. YES I DO READ THESE THINGS ONLINE, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT!?

2nd. Hair rules at schools

Seriously, the point of these hair rules (for guys) is to keep them looking neat and shit, to represent the school...!?
Now don't you think that it would be better of guys being allowed to do what they want with their hair, because then they'd be more comfortable with how they look
More comfortable = Happier
Happier = Pays more attention in class.
Not only that but also the fact that emotions spread.
So, wouldn't it be better if the guys were happy instead of just looking neat?

3. BTW OMG LOL I WAS WALKIN HME FRM SKWL AND I SAW SASUKE AND HE GRBBED MY SHOULDER AND I FELL AND I WAS SO EMBARASAED AND HE JUST LAUGHED AT ME OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I CRIED ALL THE WAY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

Total: 3

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 7

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x hahaha lots of times xD] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 11

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

Total: 15

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 18

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total:

24
x4
----
96

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

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Rickroll'd!

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GOOOOOGLE CHROOOOOOME = MOAR AWESOME DD

sechs

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I got a gitar and im lurning to play s0ngz OMFG!OJ#!)J#$)!$IU)$I
Joygasm
kbai

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kthxbai

]]> ~1The-One1 http://1The-One1.deviantart.com/journal/21881732/ http://1The-One1.deviantart.com/journal/21881732/ Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:08:35 PST ~1The-One1 http://1The-One1.deviantart.com/journal/21450021/ http://1The-One1.deviantart.com/journal/21450021/ Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:07:38 PST

"Jake! We're surrounded!!"
"OMG I DIDN'T NOTICE!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S EATING MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!NNSAYAYAYAYNANAN!!!!111"

"Oh my God...I JUST REALISED.............................."
"YES!?"
"YEES!??!?!!?"

"I JUST REALISED.........................
I LEFT THE STOVE ON AT HOME!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *SUICIDE*"

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]]> ~1The-One1 http://1The-One1.deviantart.com/journal/20578896/ http://1The-One1.deviantart.com/journal/20578896/ Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:53:03 PDT My parents bought a new camera and I like it, so I kinda went mad with it...most of the photos are of my dad and brother surfing (I don't surf)...
But I did get some shots of like...stuff, you know?
I deleted most of them. I've uploaded 3 now...

Also, their is a decrease in image quality on them as I had to make them smaller because they were 5mb each...

I think i'm really gonna get into photography. I enjoy it .

]]> ~1The-One1 http://1The-One1.deviantart.com/journal/19933810/ http://1The-One1.deviantart.com/journal/19933810/ Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:13:13 PDT Code Red! Code Red!

He has gotten a new computer! CODE RED FOR GOD'S SAKE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

YEs, I finally have gotten my new computer.
Well, it costs about...hmmm...R20,000 to build (go translate that in your currency, i'm lazy!) But I bought it for half that, and it totally RULES!
Bow down to my awesome specs xD:
Speed: 2388 Mhz
4 logical processors
4 physical processors
DirectX Card: NVIDIA GeForce 8800 Ultra
Desktop Resolution: 1680 x 1050
RAM: 3324 Mb
Windows Vista

! <3 this computer xD

Quite obvious why I set the mood to "adoration"

xD

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A) tell you why I befriended you.
B) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, etc...
C) tell you something I like about you.
D) tell you a memory I have of you.
E) ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
F) tell you my favorite picture of yours.
G) in return, you must post this in your journal.

G is evil.

made me do it! xD

]]> ~1The-One1 http://1The-One1.deviantart.com/journal/18586874/ http://1The-One1.deviantart.com/journal/18586874/ Sat, 31 May 2008 02:22:13 PDT It's about a poor man seeking redemption for his family of Mages, who had all got into the Mages guild, but himself. He failed the tests.
But, there is a woman he loves who loves him back....
He is now a rogue mage, practicing new spells on himself, animals and his lady friend.

I'm just hoping it'll be funny

Bare with me though, my graphics card is pretty crappy and it won't look very sexy.

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