thoroughly enjoyed G.I Joe: The Rise Of COBRA, so fuck you

life has ground down to a standstill
meaning has evaporated
a smirk is the closest thing to human contact that is still attainable
spelling is disregarded
work continues


avenge me

I remember everything little thing, as if it happened yesterday
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a fender guitar
I dont remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome, and a voice like a horny angel
I dont remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasnt at all easy

It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angel from which to strike!

The guitar bled for about a week afterwords
And the blood was so dark and rich, like wild berrys
The blood of the guitar was chuck berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterwords
But it rung out beautifly
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before

So I took my guitar
And I smashed it aganist the wall
I smashed it aganist the floor
I smashed it aganist the body of a varisty cheerleader
Smashed it aganist the hood of a car
Smasned it aganist a 1981 harley-davaidson
The harley howled in pain
The guitar howled in heat

And I ran up the stairs to my parents bedroom
Mommy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door
Creeping in the shadows right up to the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of the bed
My father woke up, screaming stop!
Wait a minute. stop it boy. what do you think your doing?
Thats no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!
And I said, God damn it daddy,
You know I love you, but youve got a hell of a lot to learn about rock n roll!

Having just watched Advent Children: Complete, I'd like to say that this film has been vastly improved now: up to a point where I don't just skip to the end fight. My god, it has a semblance of a plot. Bravo Square

What was the point of it?

Who were those nameless faceless decepticons who had already appeared and died, only to reappear and die again in the final fight?

What is Micheal Bay's obsession with transformers spitting teeth?

Why did prime have to wear Jetfire?

How come it only took Megatron and Starscream 2 minutes to reach Cybertron... where the fuck is this planet?

At any point was there any actual threat to anyone?

Props for the use of the railgun to kill Devalamer. and Soundwave's rape scene but apart from that: fuck you!

Arcee.... the only "good guy" to die and just like Jazz before her, she had so little screen time I just couldn't have cared less.

I think the funniest moment of the whole film was as we were leaving the cinema, dude in front of me says: "wow, that was awesome - can't wait for the next one"


kill me now

I actually have a sizeable intro chunk done, infact I have done so much descriptive writing its unbelieveable.

After cutting and pasting and deleting and redrafting for 7 years (give or take) I am happy with the way things are developing.

So here is the deal, I have a Maguffin character who needs a name and a sex.

Personality is all down, Intention and action is all down.

I am asking you (i.e the first person who reads this) to reply in this journal with a FULL name.

I will not give you settings and you should know that all names from all origins are acceptable.

However, if you post something stupid like:
John Everyman or Hunter Steele etc... your post will be discredited and the next post will be used.

If the work ever gets published you will recieve credit, and if it ever makes any money you can have some.


Obviously, I am working on the basis that no one reads this anyway so I'll only get one reply.

Well, whoever the fuck you are.... make it a good one.

Things get worse

I have had enough

I'm wondering what I'm supposed to be doing

I'm wondering why i'm even bothering to wonder

I have a cookie though