http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:AJChimp&section=today deviantART RSS for by:AJChimp en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:55:57 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://AJChimp.deviantart.com/journal/22419541/ http://AJChimp.deviantart.com/journal/22419541/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:15:05 PST
Aaaaaand now to break that trend. My scanner's finally up and running and if it continues to work I can start posting stuff here. Don't expect any amazing pieces or anything, but hey, practice makes perfect. Let's see where this site gets me.

Also, STILL MORE JOURNAL QUIZZES, thanks to ! Go to urbandictionary.com, search for the answers to the following questions and post the first definition.

1.) Your name: Alexander.

The name for a true gentleman.

[Why of course! *tips hat*]

2.) Your age: 16.

Legal age for fucking in the UK.

[Shit, and here I am in the states. So close...]

3.) What you should be doing: Homework.

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.

[Honestly, who didn't see this one coming?]

4.) Favorite color: Red.

Flavor of Kool-Aid to a black person.

[Ahahahah. As obvious as that one was too, it still got a chuckle out of me. Didn't see it coming.]

5.) Birthplace: Sayville.

A wealthy town full of rich white kids. It was named in '93 the nicest town in the U.S. It is also a Joak.

[Sounds about right...but what the hell is a Joak?]

6.) Month of your birth: February

February is the best month of the year. It's still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year).
Valentine's Day is also in February (the fourteenth). It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy people celebrate the anti-Valentines Day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.

[I'm likin' this definition. I'm actually an Aquarius, but CLOSE ENOUGH.]

7.) Last person you talked to: Younger sister.

Girls who hang around a fraternity in hopes of finding a boyfriend/husband. Usually they find neither but end up geting fucked by numeroius members of the fraternity.

[...Uh...Let's just try "sister."]

Your sister is the girl that will always be there for you and may save you one day, whether you know it or not. Your sister may or may not be related to you and could just be an amazing friend, but either way your sister is always slow to judge and quick to forgive. She will always love you, she might just hide it from you.

[Much better. ^o ^]

8.) One of your nicknames: Alex.

A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

[Eh, boring.]

-Sunshine

A cute affectionate word use to show enderment toward a significant other. If you are someones sunshine it means, you make their world brighter!!

[Which is weird because my teacher and most of my guy friends call me that...]

-Rock

Used to defeat scissors in a game.

[Fuck scissors.]

Then you tag three people but I'm lazy.

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Bugger. Got tag'd.

Dear ~Trista-Katagata:
(1. Go see her art. It's sexy. 2. No, she wasn't the last to comment, but I already did Quaz and Trista's at the top of my Message Box soooooo...)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it last year outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand the middle-east. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always remember the incarnation as an eskimo.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Rock

Too busy to tag people. See first letter below for template link.

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I blame . (Goseeherartanywaythoughit'sawesome.)

Dear ~Quazalle (Goseeherarttooit'salsoawesome):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the apartment building.

Greetings to your freaky family,
AJ Chimp

I'm too lazy to tag anyone. The template for the meme's here. [link]


I have some linearts scanned. I wanna figure out how to color them before I post 'em though.

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Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Alex needs more than just a rat trap for this vermin. (Clearly.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Alex looks like he's peeing. (I'm not making that one up. And I totally don't.)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Alex says... Hi, I'm Alex. (...)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Alex wants people to be pregnant after their set and Jack has enough semen for everyone. (I what.)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Darth Alex does Galactic Domination. (Well I'd hope so.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Alex hates me. (You know what you did.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Alex asks for your support. (It'd be really appreciated.)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Alex goes to Thailand. (At least the food is good.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Alex likes to dance to The Devil Wears Prada. (FILTHY LIES.)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Alex eats a spoonful of cinnamon. (Well that's nice.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Alex wears short shorts. (^_ l)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Alex was arrested for allegedly embezzling two hundred and seventy-three thousand dollars from the post office. (Allegedly.)


Well, I've been practicing my mouse art, so maybe I'll have something to put up here soon. Maybe. Probably not. I'm lazy.

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I will have something though!...Eventually...>_>

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