deviantART: by:Akuemiroku http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Akuemiroku&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Akuemiroku en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:27:27 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png suffering from schadenfreude http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/28464720/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/28464720/ Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:26:29 PST
And exams aren't even finished yet! OH LOARDD!
but
buuuuut

it's the wochenende now!
and the xfactor! yaaaaaay! time to see which manipulated wannabe will be shitted out of the back of the xfactor!




youuuuu are not aloooone. :music:

why are all german people called stefan?

]]> ~Akuemiroku Suprise GCSEs and Xfactor. http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/28143042/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/28143042/ Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:24:14 PST

TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE A REAL GCSE IN MATHS TOMORROW! I'M TOO STUNNED TO BE STUNNED! I ALMOST SWALLOWED MY PENCIL WHEN THE TEACHER CASUALY ANNOUNCED IT TODAY. I THOUGHT GCSES WERE IMPORTANT? NO?

WHYYYYYY DO I ONLY FIND OUT TODAY? AT TWO O' CLOCK. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. :iconohshitplz:

Nevertheless I came home and did one solid hour of revisons (personal best, i kid you not) and worked through a practice paper. It's foundation paper, which I hate, because the highest you can get is a 'C'. I might just get it because I've got no choice but to skip the algebra questions (four years of algebra still hasn't been taken on board. Its like trying to smell something without a nose).

*SIIIIGGGGGHHHHH*

I have to ask, who is watching the XFACTOR? I'm a sucker for Cheryl Cole, I love her so bad :heart: STACEY OR LLOYD OR OLLY OR JOE FTW! :iconicameplz: :heart::heart::heart:
I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET, I VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM EVERY WEEK HURRRRRRRRRRR.

Wish me luck in my suprise exam :)

I'll be working in Burger King if you need me. :iconnotimpressedplz:

]]> ~Akuemiroku Devious Journal Entry http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/28057564/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/28057564/ Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:45:52 PDT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :iconhurrplz:

got back from corny-wall yesterday and browsed through my deviations and it suddenly hit me that i haven't got a clue what to dress up as for Halloween!

The excuse for all the nerdy artistic people past the age of five (me) to whore out our crazy imaginative weirdom (high five people, yes you know who you are) and go trick or treating.

Plus i haven't drawn anything to celebrate the fabulousosity of halloweeny, but thats not suprising, since three years ago my ability to counjour up something half decent has gone *poof*

maybe i'll go as a NINJAAAAAAA

happy halloween everybody x

]]> ~Akuemiroku i do THIS instead of facebook http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/27410949/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/27410949/ Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:30:10 PDT
who noticed?

basically i (think) i suffer from ocd and now i'm in year eleven :noes:
i thought i'd scrap all the crap
(basically everything)



oh and by the way, thanks for 10,000 pagevoos!
ima so happy

:iconheeeplz:

]]> ~Akuemiroku England http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/26684053/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/26684053/ Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:49:26 PDT
lol Daz advert :iconhurrplz:

Yes, I'm back in England, and I forgot what a crappy place it was -__-

On the other hand, tomorrow I am getting a BUNNY RABBIT!

Year eleven awaits me, I wish I didn't have to grow up :(

I read Angela's Ashes on holiday, has anyone read it?

Oh
My
Gosh

Touching, emotional stuff, go read it.

]]> ~Akuemiroku i wasn't dead http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/25446090/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/25446090/ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:45:18 PDT I haven’t submitted anything in a while. In that time I’ve realised that everything in my gallery kinda sucks. Jesus its so old :cry:
Well I got photoshop for my birthday, attended a stranger danger seminar at karate for people who have been bullied *lol* aaand celebrated my fifteenth birthday. And omg I’m going to turkey for my summer holidays!

I’VE NEVER BEEN ABROAD.

Well, properly abroad. I don’t think a week in the dribbly mountains of france or a town in germany that looked like silent hill counts :)

Anyway, my goal is to do a really good drawing before whenever, its official.

And lol my subscription ran off.


]]> ~Akuemiroku Devious Journal Entry http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/23729181/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/23729181/ Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:03:28 PDT

I'm back from my hellish weekend in Conway!
OH MY GODDDDDD
My own bed
My mum's delicious food
My own shower
Ahhhh...

]]> ~Akuemiroku Cake. http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/23445459/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/23445459/ Sat, 28 Feb 2009 06:07:07 PST

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Greetings.

I haven’t updated in the last five minutes, I must be coming down with something :iconurhappyplz:

MOCK EXAMS START NEXT WEEK OMFGNOSHITPLZ

I’ve had my German speaking exam. I got a C. A bit disappointing but at least it’s a pass. I have science next week AND maths which is doppelshieissen but also English and general studies which will be a piece of pie.

Secondly, my room is being decorated. This morning I’ve been tearing down all my pictures and posters and photographs from my walls and packing stuff in boxes and it looks really sad TT^TT It’s all gone, I tell you. Gooooonneeeeeeee :(

Also I’ve started Karate lessons >_> That’s going to be a larf and a half, but it just shows you’re never to old, eh?

Icons…yeah. About that ^^;

Don’t. Push. Me. I will get them done sometime before the year is out, for serious, K.

BLAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGG

x

]]> ~Akuemiroku Free Icons UPDATED http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22902498/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22902498/ Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:31:09 PST

I'm feeling creative an generous ^.^~
I made a new icon for myself, a chibi me

:star::iconakuemiroku::star:

If anybody wants one just tell me your


:bulletblue:~ Hair colour/style
:bulletblue:~ Icon in speech bubble (e.g cloud, heart, smile etc...)
:bulletblue:~ colour of shirt

and I will upload it for you :)

Happy spazzing :B

UPDATE

1.) :bulletred: ~Annakoshka DONE
2.) :bulletred: ~Mikuru-Yuki DONE
3.) :bulletred: ~artemiscullen DONE
4.) :bulletred: ~Bzoo53 DONE
5.) :bulletred: ~MISHKII
6.) :bulletred: ~la-quinn
7.) :bulletred: ~0Eclipse0


That is all so far otherwise I will kill the image-resiser I have on the computer :o I'll continue with others I get once I have these done, if I get any.

And please be patient ^^ thank youuu x

=====*** UNTIL I'VE GOT THE LIST FINISHED NO MOAR NAO PLZ!***=====

]]> ~Akuemiroku Today http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22901516/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22901516/ Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:03:03 PST

We played volleyball today in P.E. Now my arms are all red and ouchy >_> I didn't realise there was so much pain involved. I felt like I was on Baywatch or soemthing 8D

I have come to a decision that I am despoerate for Photoshop. Or anything that does a reasonable digital coluring. I can't be buggered colouriiiing all the time D8 It is boring.

-sigh-

]]> ~Akuemiroku Four dats teh magik nummer :p http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22728720/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22728720/ Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:03:16 PST

Stolen from ~horsesrulee12 :iconhurrplz:

By the way before I begin, we had to put a condom on a fake willy today in general studies. They are so icky and slimy (not the willy, the rubber) It took us half the lesson to settle us down before we could even pick one up. So yeah. That's my highlight of the day |3


♥FOUR MOVIES YOU´LL WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Toy Story
2. Spirited Away
3. Cloverfield
4. Liar Liar

♥FOUR PLACES I´VE LIVED:
1. Sale Moor
2. Sale Moor again
3. Broadheath
4. My current home in Altrincham

♥FOUR CURRENT FAVORITE VIDEOS (LINKS):
1. [link] Charlieissocoollike because he is awesome and English
2. [link] Fred because he’s a legend
3. [link] Ben Loka. Wicked XD
4. [link] This because it is truly inspirational (half the people I know have acquired their awesome head-nodding)


♥TV PROGRAMS I WATCH:
1. Ed Edd n Edyy
2. Spongebob Squarepants
3. Family Guy
4. Ben 10 (please just accept it, K?)

♥FOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS OF ALL THE TIME:
1. Spongebob Squarepants :iconhurrplz:
2. Axel :heart:
3. Lara Croft (I thought she was awesome since I was about seven but then she turned into some kind of sex symbol...)
4. All the Sohmas. I couldn’t possibly pick one

♥FOUR PLACES I´VE BEEN:
1. ...Scotland
2. ...Wales
3. France*
4. Germany *

♥FOUR PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SEND ME EMAILS:
...I ignore all the shite in my Windows Live Email inbox and just use Msn.

♥FOUR OF MY FAVORITE DISHES:
1. Chicken and Noodle soup
2. Chicken cesar wraps
3. Chilli con carne
4. Tuna pasta bake (Ok I am drooling as I type this.)

♥FOUR PLACES I WISH I WERE RIGHT NOW:
1. A beach with awesome waves |3 and rocks to climb on...ahhh
2. Holly and Luke’s place...they have a WII
3. Affleck’s palace
4.The hairdresserssss D|

♥FOUR INSANE THINGS I´D LIKE TO DO:
1. Stalk Jacob Black
2. Learn to surf
3. Acquire the ability to change my hair and clothes whenever and wherever
4. Write an award winning book |3

♥FOUR SONGS I LIKE (For me, this changes regularly- so I'll just list the top four I've been obsessing over recently):
1. Gives you hell-All American Rejects
2. Iris-The Goo Goo Dolls
3. Decode-Paramore
4. Fall to Pieces-Avril Lavigne

♥FOUR REASONS TO KEEP ON LIVING:
1. My hair is the bee’s knees even when my fringe is sticking up like an erection XD
2. Friends and family t(-_-t) :heart:
3. Twilight :o (Best books I’ve read since The Curious Incident)
4. Sex, money and career. (C’mon, you can’t not have imagined what sex must be like)

♥FOUR THINGS I´LL NEVER DO:
1. Smoke, drink (probably) or do drugs (that’s ok because the taste of alcohol makes me cringe)
2. Stop dying my hair.
3. Adoring yaoi
4. Become a chav, a slut or a total dick head.

♥FOUR UNFORGETTABLE DATES:
1. Valentine’s day (why that is first I don’t know)
2. Birthday
3. Christmas
4. As many days as I can remember.

♥FOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
1. TEA. Omg...TEA. British and totally indulging and...TEA-ish |3
2. J2O
3. DR Pepper (makes me go mad)
4. PJ’s fruit smoothie =)

♥FOUR WISHES:
1. Have someone who loves me :giggle:
2. More confidence
3. A never ending pot of money
4. Do something fantastically creative like a manga novel or a story.

♥FOUR THINGS I´LL DO BEFORE I DIE:
1. Marry
2. Make sure my name appears at least once on the internet or a magazine for my artistic-nes... ]]> ~Akuemiroku Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22607374/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22607374/ Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:10:37 PST

I am ill -__- again
urrrrr
I am as bunged up as two bunged up things on bung tablets :(
And I am sick of fooking lemsips :cry:

]]> ~Akuemiroku Pervebook http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22499787/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22499787/ Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:55:05 PST

So I‘ve joined Facebook because everybody else has it. Seriously. Too much information or what? I don’t care if somebody at school I never speak to tagged my friends mother’s cousin’s friend’s brother in a photograph from five years ago. I feel like somebody is watching me >_> everything I do is publicly announced for everyone else to read :S And people keep sending me pokes and crap ‘gifts’. People on this website have waaaaaaaay too much time on their hands.

Anyway send me a note if you have it and I’ll add you. Afterall the whole point is to get as many friends as possible K

Cheerio!

:icq: ♥♦//! emma !\\♦♥ :icq: ]]> ~Akuemiroku Happy New zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22323650/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/22323650/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:13:53 PST

:star:HAPPY NEW YEAR AND ALL THAT BOLLOCKS!:star:

I will give 2008 a generous 5/10 for me U__U

10 RESOLUTIONS

:bulletred:-Make more of an effort with my loved ones :heart:
:bulletred:-Don’t loose my rag with chums in times of need
:bulletred:-Do not bitch
:bulletred:-Don’t be shy in front of new people
:bulletred:-Don’t waste paper (that goes along with turning lights off when your leaving the room and don’t leave the taps running and recycle. That also means going upstairs to your bedroom to bring that hair-straighteners box down and put it in the cardboard recycling pile)
:bulletred:-DO YOUR BLOODY SCIENCE REVISION AND HOMEWORK BECAUSE IT IS YOUR WORST SUBJECT AND YOU WIL PHAIL D< And try harder in other subjects J
:bulletred:-But still remain top-ish in art with the top people
:bulletred:-Don’t tell fibs :o
:bulletred:-Get a jobbbbbbbbb D8>
:bulletred:-Be nice to brothers. B[


Doubt any of them will be resolutededed.

Hope you all had a Merry frikkin Christmas :peace:

:icq: ♥♦//! emma !\\♦♥ :icq:
]]> ~Akuemiroku Elbows. http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/21713012/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/21713012/ Fri, 28 Nov 2008 09:54:46 PST

Stolen from :iconjamesbondpants:

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (Who hasn’t)

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.

[x] You have been called a blonde

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune(Learnt it in year 3)

[x] You sang them to make sure

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[x] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it

[x] You type with three fingers or less.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[] You have caught yourself drooling

[] You have fallen asleep in class

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Always, lol)

[x] You have eaten a bug by accident

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[x] You break/lose a lot of things.

[] You tilt you're head when you're confused. (No, I raise an eyebrow ^^)

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.

[] You don’t know what "um" means.

[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Number of X’s=25

25x3=75%

LOL I had NO idea that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune! :faint:

But I CAN lick my elbow >D hahaha!

:icq: ♥♦//! emma !\\♦♥ :icq: ]]> ~Akuemiroku NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/21626149/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/21626149/ Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:59:54 PST

I GOT THE SACK LMAO! :faint:

:icq: ♥♦//! emma !\\♦♥ :icq: ]]> ~Akuemiroku Devious Journal Entry http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/21513695/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/21513695/ Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:33:43 PST

I got an A in my English Coursework :)

:iconurhappyplz:

:icq: ♥♦//! emma !\\♦♥ :icq: ]]> ~Akuemiroku Oh shine your light on thee or something :| http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/21400234/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/21400234/ Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:21:31 PST

Ohhhhhh maiiiiii godddddddd it’s Christmas soon! :iconexcitedplz:

A lot has happened, good und bad. The bad things are: I have my science modules tests in a week, and I suck at science.

I have managed to break 2 vases at work :iconurhappyplz: It is hard to carry a vase half the size AND weight of me through a shop surrounded with many breakable million-dollar items (I literally cannot breathe), squat down on the concrete floor in the yard , fill the vase with water and soap, rinse the indescribably heavy thing out (this is repeated about three times, ouch) then carry it back through the shop with freeeeeeezing cold wet hands (it is winter, and in England, we are suffering with what feels like sub-zero temperatures and “they” have not yet come to their senses to make waterproof gloves for poor lil’ gals like me D8 At the end of the day I feel like throwing myself at their ankles and begging for my hard-earned pay so I can run home and watch the X factor. (I’m over-exaggerating a bit there, but only a bit). I will be glad to be moved to the small and cleaning-free stall in Alti at Christmas. It nice and cosy there and no vases to clean (seriously, the “shop” there is about the size of my wardrobe).

I got a C- on my English coursework draught. A C- I tell you! :iconimafailureplz: But I have gritted my choppers and swooned about the super-duper-ness of Shirly Holmes and Dr Waffles and hopefully my disgusting grade will improve.

I haven’t submitted shit In ages. I feel really pooey about that because I’ve got so much work to do. ~artemiscullen and me always accidentally bag the shitty sewing machine in Textiles I am very behind. I also don’t get the logics of Photoshop so I’m sitting there in Graphics like a tool. At least I am pulling through fine and dandily with Fine Art, it’s easy to draw a portrait because it only takes me about ten minutes *is smug*

I lost my German presentation on Vince Noir (lol) and had to re-write it all over again, but I can’t dwell on this because baby Jesus decided to like me for a bit and I NAILED the speaking test which I’d learnt by heart in about five minutes. |3

Went to Tom n’ Em’s Halloween party. It. Was. GREAT. I dressed as a zombie, because I am cool like that |3 Tom and Joe went as Smurfs. Oh my god it was so funny that I cried. They were all blue with little white gnome hats and white skinny jeans from Primark (on the other hand, they could’ve been dressing up as Mika with the plague but either way it was funny).

It is the clothes show in Birmingham soon YAY. I was supposed to start saving up because apparently all the clothes and bags and shizz are cheaper. Somehow I accidentally ended up splashing out on new make-up, Rocket dog boots, legwarmers and new gloves so I’m back to square one. I also need to buy people birthday and Christmas (OMG CHRISTMAS) presents. They are SOOOOO selfish, why must all my friends birthday’s happen when I need my money for me? I give up my Saturdays for coldness and accidental horrendous breakages and cutting my fingers off just for their presents. I am such a good person, I wish more people could see this :[ * is shot* I should become the new Father Christmas.

I must go and watch the Grinch now (again, I love it so much I’ve watched it three times today already)
Moral for the...er, lifetime: Do not goof off, skive, whatever you want to call it, because otherwise, you will end up in horrible doom-ness. If you are in the same schoolwork ridden time of your life, take my advice (actually, on second thoughts, don’t) and do yer best :';)

Xxx Merry nearly-Xmas!

P.S, I feel pretty motivated after writing this journal, even though I'm sat in a totoal shit heap of a room in my pyjamas with an unfinished English review to get started on on a Sunday evening (in for tomorrow, of course) :|

Life sucks, deal with it :)

http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20854604/ Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:38:24 PDT WOO

Oh my God :tears: Tess Of the D’urbervilles man! I wept buckets! It was sho shad! I’ve gone and got the book out from the library now but that means I have four books on the go *shifty eyes* including Hound of the Baskervilles, Marian Keyes’ Under the Duvet and the Five people you meet in Heaven :ohnoes:

Yesterday I went to Alti and got some :star:NEW COLOURING PENCILS:star: I always get so excited when I get new stationary that I almost throw up :) and a new sketchy pad. And ink cartridges (boring) and a "Why so Serious?" poster that scared the snot out of me when I woke up this morning :) and I almost bought a Superman shaped shampoo bottle because ~Annakoshka and I had a piss fit over this piece of (gay) pie-> [link] Please view. :lmao: I love Superman. He's such a legend,I might even go and buy a costume and pretend I am him though I will have to shove a watermellon down the stretchy red pants for the authentic look :]

:icq: ♥♦//! emma !\\♦♥ :icq: ]]> ~Akuemiroku WUHU TIMES NINE WITH KNOBS ON !!! http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20820305/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20820305/ Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:31:07 PDT WOO

Whoo! I got teh Job :D

I'm so glad :dance: I will be working from Ten till Five on Saturdays plus extra hours at Christmas :D Everyone there is sooooooo nice and the Flower shop is really kewl :) For some reason I won't put the name for strange reasons that my head tells me not to, but just so you know its French and groovy gravy ;p (It pays well good too!)

I'm just scared of the till >_> It's so confusing plus I have to take orders and stuff :s lol and do flower arrangements but that system looks pretty easy :blahblah: I could go on all day, but I have to resume my cleaning duties at home U_U

TTFN

:icq: ♥♦//! emma !\\♦♥ :icq: ]]> ~Akuemiroku Couch Potatos Are Go http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20806041/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20806041/ Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:27:41 PDT

Hey howdy heeeeey.

Omg the weather has been HORRID in Alti this week! It’s been FREEEEEZING all week and really heavy rain keeps pouring down every five minutes. Yesterday I went looking for a job because I need cash desperately, and thankies vair muchly to ~Annakoshka for making me go to the florist place (lol) and asking as I was about to give up looking because tomorrow I HAS AN INTERVIEW and I’m scared :lol:

I’ve been living in an easy-come-easy-go-couch-potato world so I really hope I don’t act totally gaY tomorrow and talk about Kristian farting really loudly in the fire practice today. ..Oh God that was funny :giggle:

Well I ish going out for a ching-chong-chinese meal very soon, please wish thy Good Luck, I love you all!

:butterfly: Emma x ]]> ~Akuemiroku Egg http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20721344/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20721344/ Sun, 28 Sep 2008 10:40:30 PDT

Did anybody watch Russell Brand on Friday?
HOLY FRIGGIN LOL he is so funny :rofl:

Today, out of pure boredom, I made a Tony Harrisson Egg. It’s for my five-year-old brother’s ‘care for an egg for a week’ project but got carried away and turned it into a pink octopus based creature with a big nose :D In all honesty, the sheet of instruction for the Egg Care week is, in my opinion, fantastic. Giving an egg human features. Genius.

tony

-First step; naming the Egg. Ans; Tony Harrisson
-Second step; get friends and family to ‘sponsor your egg’ WTF?
-Third step; Note down the places your egg has visited; nowhere as of yet, though I have written ‘The Crunch’ in very small letters (You will only understand this if you are a Mighty Boosh Fan).

I’m sort of doing the whole thing for my brother but NVM, it does encourage ‘help from grown-ups’ :lol:

OMG Tess of the D'urbervilles later, I don't care what you say, I LOVE IT :heart:


]]> ~Akuemiroku ...and they wanted revenge and ice-cream http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20634215/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20634215/ Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:34:47 PDT
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Hello and welcome :]

Recently I’ve been reading a book by Marian Keyes :] My mum recommended it to me, I don’t know whether you’ve heard of it but it’s called Further under the duvet. I know It sounds dodgy but really it’s called that because she writes most of her stuff sat up in bed. AHHHH that’s the life innit?
Anyway LOLOMGHAHA she’s so fekcing FUNNY! I do nearly puke with excitement whenever it’s reading time in English :iconurhappyplz:

School is a liiiiitle bit of a chore though atm. Too much work and too much utter BOLLOCKS about The Treaty of Versailliessszzessserrrrrwhut? I AM WHORING MY BRAINS OUT D< Still I just about crawl though History by changing our action-packed lesson of boredom and slagging off Germans (GOD that’s SO mean) because I’m sat next to ~Annakoshka To be honest though I think I just get on her nerves ^^

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Emma x

I'm in the :iconoc-yaoi-club:! ]]> ~Akuemiroku BOLLOCKS MAN http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20600218/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20600218/ Sun, 21 Sep 2008 10:58:21 PDT
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I’m vair vair full of gloom and crap-nossity because I missed ~artemiscullen’s party due to an evil cough and cold :cry: I couldn’t go out for a meal with my friends on Friday and couldn’t go to Emmy’s party so my amazing outfit idea went to waste -_- I hate God for doing this to me ^^ Man it’s so poo when you get all excited about a groovy weekend and baby Jesus spoils it all.

Anyway. Um school and stuff. Yes well it’s hardy hardy times nine because I’ve got three arts for GCSE but at least I don’t have double award science anymore *cheers for 5 lessons a fortnight* But OMGTOO. MUCH. HAUSAUFGABEN!!!! (homework) I’m used to three years of one piece of homework per year and now I’ve got ten-squillion times more than that *dies*

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG KILL ME NAO :heart:

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I'm in the :iconoc-yaoi-club:! ]]> ~Akuemiroku Oriental friends in the land of-SOUP! http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20405105/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20405105/ Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:04:52 PDT
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Guten Abend to you all!

So I’m in year 10 now. SRYSLY. SCARY BANANAS. DO NOT WANT. OMGWTF GCSEZZZZZZ HELP PLZ.

:ohnoes:

I’ve sorted out my science at least, so I’ve gone from 10 science lessons a fortnight to only 5. Hurray. I am a bit worry-ish about what I’ve got in return though which is seriously un-recommended by the teachers; Textiles, Fine art AND Graphics. I didn’t really have much choice left. WTF is with Graphics though? Nobody knows how to work Photoshop except ~Mikuru-Yuki :lol:

Anyway I want to steer clear from all subjects related with school, k?

Currently I’m obsessed with The Mighty Boosh/ Noel Fielding :heart: I apologise for a bombard of Vince Noir/Boosh fan art but I can’t help myself D8 It’s like the AkuRoku obsession all over again. It has lead to many (perfectly presented) Crimp sessions and Tony Harrisson impressions. And ~MISHKII and I are going to ~artemiscullen ‘s party in ‘Call of the Yeti’ theme. It’s going to be cool.

:iconurhappyplz:

I AM GOING TO SEE ZEM LIVE AT XMAS!

:iconohjoyplz:

Gosh golly gosh am I excited! I’m tagging along with some friends. Hopefully. Really pleasy hopefully wishfully I want to go more than anything :fingerscrossed:


BAI BAI HOMA Gssssssss BRAP PLZ xxx

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Emma x

I'm in the :iconoc-yaoi-club:! ]]> ~Akuemiroku OSHIT I SHARTED http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20338750/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/20338750/ Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:19:29 PDT
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HAHAHAHA what a great time in Cornwall :D
What can I say? FOR SRYS IT WAS SO GOOD FUN! :iconohohoplz: We were even allowed to drive the car around Land’s End :iconurhappyplz:

Anyway, I’ll make a GOOD LIST
and a BAD LIST to get to the point.

:thumbsup:GOOD LIST :thumbsup:

:pointr: Learned how to do one side of a Rubix Cube. Lol

:pointr: Learned a new word “sharted” which is in-between “shit” and “fart” hence “sharting” with hysterics. We almost fell on the floor laughing in the middle of the service station on the way to Cornwall with our besties. |3

:pointr: Went in the awesomesauce sea and nearly got mowed by body-boarding people.

:pointr: Drove past a house with a random chair nailed to the wall outside. I don’t really know what that was all about, but if miraculously you are the strange person responsible for this reading my journal, you are very weird.

:pointr: Painted Tom’s nails black and gave Jonny and Alfie Amy Winehouse makeovers. They looked fabulous.

:pointr: Made an awesome chocolate Malteaser cake with Tom.

:pointr: GOT AN AWESOME HAT!

:pointr: GOT A SEA-SALT ICE-CREAM REPLICA LOLLIES FOR REALZ! (But was blueberry flavoord. Oh well, you can’t have everything).


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:thumbsdown:BAD LIST:thumbsdown:

:pointr: My science for year 10 is fooked up. Science every day isn’t cool.

:pointr: Have to wake up at half six every morning again.

:pointr: br0ked up. Kinda feels good in a way though >_>

:pointr: I was about to post leaflets around my place for a babysitting offer, then a girl a year older than me with more experience and etc...beat me to it. So typically unfair, know-ones going to go for me :[


K, well, hope you all had a good summer!!!

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I was tagged by ~Bexy-Malone So here I go.

Conditions for those who have been Tagged!

1. Post these rules
2. People Tagged must post 8 things each about themselves in their journals
3. Tag 6 people and post their icons on the same journal
4. Go to their pages and send a message that says you tagged them
5. No Tag-backs!!!

:pointr: I get tired very easily.
:pointr: I love the smell of washing powder.
:pointr: Noodles and chicken fajita wraps have to be my two most favourite foods.
:pointr: I dye my hair too much.
:pointr: I love Disney and Pixar animation.
:pointr: I was born with tiny hands. Even my younger brother’s are bigger than mine.
:pointr: Tea is my number one source of fuel.
:pointr: I’m crap at maths.

Sorry but I had no idea what to put for that last one >< It's probably the most obvious fact about me. You'll know if you're in my maths class and plenty people here on DeviantART are D8

Ok…well I doubt anyone is actually going to want to be tagged after doing this one at leaste 100 times already so…
Yeah I’ll scratch that fourth rule off ^^;

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Emma x

I'm in the *OC-YAOI-CLUB!
]]> ~Akuemiroku Devious Journal Entry http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19845776/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19845776/ Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:11:45 PDT
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I’ve been having a muck around on Photobucket and came up with some stuff to put in my journal. Then again I was just experimenting so It might look a little poo. Lol

Eeshhh...pretty soon it is :heart:AKUROKU DAY:heart:
And I have no idea how to celebrate this awesome day.

:iconurhappyplz:


My writing is typically typical and I'm lacking ideas for drawing at the moment so Imma screwed D8

Anyway, the other day I went to see Space Chimps with mai buddies Tom n Em. Very funny in a retarded sort of way. There's a creature in it that looks like a boob. I was a bit confused about that. Especially as it illuminated.

:|

This concludes another pointless journal

:pointr:My Work:pointl:


:star: :star: :star: :star: :star:

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Emma x ]]> ~Akuemiroku Cloverfield http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19787107/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19787107/ Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:34:12 PDT

Last night I watched Cloverfield, and HO SHI it was so intense! The camera is hand-held like in The Blair Witch Project which makes it seem real...it was such a weirdly realistic film :o

On the other hand, I think I’ve recovered from mah lack of creativity.

:iconurhappyplz:

:pointr: Goals for the Holidays :pointl:

.OC work Tom, Charlie & Heather
.KH fan art
.Writing in general
.Illustrate random fan fictions
.Attempt origional story (maybe)




:star:Mai pancakes:star:

:heart::iconannakoshka::iconartemiscullen::icon0eclipse0::iconmishkii::heart:
:iconfaery007::iconvampire-jak::iconxayfe::icongisis:
:iconla-quinn::iconaoi-no-requiem::iconhypernightmare::iconsakudeimo:
:iconlittle-e::iconjamesbondpants::iconbleedingroxas::iconbzoo53:
:heart::iconhorsesrulee12:http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19697889/ Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:54:19 PDT

I gots myself a new computer. Yes indeedy, it’s a lot faster and much less crap, plus it was only 25 squids. Hehe…

Also I have a new phone because mine was nearing the end of the valley of the very poo and into the galaxy of crap.

I submitted two drawings the other day. Gosh, I’m tiring myself out. I know I haven’t been submitting as much art recently, but I’ll do my best!

I’ve recently come up with some more OC’s, including Tom...they may go into a story or presented in drawings, but I’ll get down to that soon :D

:pointr: Goals for the Holidays :pointl:

.OC work Tom, Charlie & Heather
.KH fan art
.Writing in general
.Illustrate random fan fictions
.Attempt new fan fiction (maybe)

Thanks for all your support!


:star:Mai pancakes:star:

:heart::iconannakoshka::iconartemiscullen::icon0eclipse0::iconmishkii::heart:
:iconfaery007::iconvampire-jak::iconxayfe::icongisis:
:iconla-quinn::iconaoi-no-requiem::iconhypernightmare::iconsakudeimo:
:iconlittle-e::iconjamesbondpants::iconbleedingroxas::iconbzoo53:
:heart: ~Akuemiroku Reeding http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19510704/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19510704/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:03:32 PDT

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I've justr finished reading Mark Haddon's 'A Spot of Bother.' Like 'The Curious Incident', it was brilliant :D

I so reccomend it, get reeding kidz

>D


And also ZOMG! Thanks for 5000 hits people! I loeeev you all so much!

:hug:

:heart:

xxx

]]> ~Akuemiroku Germaneeeehh http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19480612/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19480612/ Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:35:11 PDT

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Thank Baby Jesus, I am home!

Germany, I have to say, was a laugh XD I won't go into details, so I will just list the highlights of the trip...

. Andy's boxers being hung on the lampost outside the hotel (took a while to get down).
. Jake filled a condom with suncream and chucked it in out room. It was later placed in Alex's German dictionary and handed to him personally.
. Will purchased a garden gnome from the giftshop and put it in Alex's shower. No genuine explnation.
. Basooma exposure on the coach home (lol Fiona). And in the tunnle to the river (lol me).
. Tom buying a vibrating 'silly-willy' which was violently bunged in our classmate's mouhs whilst heavily snoring.
. Adam. Just all-round good egg and lol-othon/pervy pyjamas etc...
. Faye and I broke the bed. Twice. There is a hole in it and the planks have fallen out.
. Found a 'SCHNITZEL-HAUS' I was so happy i could break a bone :3


You'd think we'd gone on holiday to the land of bonkerdom. But to be honest the grey granny tea and fatty-no-fashion-bike-obsessed citizens of Bad Honningen fandango caused us to become a little too sidetracked.Why couldn't we have been taken to the relitavely modern parts of Germany like Boppard I don't really know.


Anyway, anyone seen 'Wall.e' yet? New Pixar? SO KEWL. I recommended it: Anna and I nearly ate him.

byeeeeee xxx and have a good summer

P.S: unless you live in England, in which case,'enjoy the rain.'

PP.S: I am officially sick of soup. We had it every day for starters at the hotel. And and extremely obscene wurst resembling somethign too much like a penis.

]]> ~Akuemiroku Lederhosen-a-go-go Land, here I come http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19290959/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19290959/ Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:35:46 PDT

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Blimey, so many arguements n ups n downs at the moment. I'm trying uberly to keep a smile on my face and ignore the constant ranting from my parents U__U

To be honest, I've been a pillock becuz I've been struggling to keep up with the amount of bloody birthdays gping on. *Turns out empty pockets* Ha I'm such a looser. Um, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Me *lol* Josie, Angharad, Mum and upcoming Tom ^^ Love you guys so much :heart:

Anyhooo, By 12:00 am on Saturday I'll have buggered off to Germany for a week with ~Annakoshka and ~Xayfe this should be a ball :|
I'm going to miss my mates so much (especially youu Ben as you're going away as soon as I get back) D8 But I'll bring you back some lederhosen and schnitzels (whatever they are) and we'll party 'til we're purple :D

This might be my last journal before I'm gone, so, Tatty Bye!

xxx

]]> ~Akuemiroku LULZ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19178187/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19178187/ Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:56:04 PDT

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LOLz i larry-fied my mayspace 8D
Just so y'know ^^
I wuz bored :doh:


Well anyway, I has finished my photogrophy enterprise for MON and TUES of "Investigations" week. Which means I took a few snappys and then chilled on the field. Yep.
Sports day on Friday :D yayz

kbye x

]]> ~Akuemiroku SRYS BUSINESS http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19017539/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/19017539/ Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:05:02 PDT

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Well this morning I had the absolute TOP entertainment of watching ~0Eclipse0 ~Annakoshka and some other special weido chummlies climb onto the bus once it had dropped everyone off for a dare. The doors closed and they were all sat there looking extremely stupid 8D And were also about to be driven off the collage. Haaa…T’was fun.

Next Week tis :star:INVESTIGATIONS WEEK!:star:

We love it because we get to wear our own clothes. I don’t think there’s any other reason. Buuut coz we’re at the end of Year 9 we’re shizzling around with activities linked to work experience. I ended up with my effing third reserve and I’m doing photography. Which I’m not actually very good at >_> But It’ll be good because I’m with a few chummlies.

That carries on for Mon and Tues then on Wednesday we’re buggering off to the Science and Industry Museum (OMG been there like what, 1,0000000 times???) to a Bodyworks exhibit. I’ve already seen it :o Dead human beings frozen in a speshul way so ou can see how all the muscles work, it’s actually pretty cool but The S&I Museum bores me.

Thursday ‘Bring your kiddly-winks to work day.’ Ahh…how nice. My Vati is a railway engineer but I’m guessing I’ll be sat around makign endless cups of tea for fat men like last time.

Friday is Sports Day :w00t!: Fuckin’ awesome. Crocky Trail = lots of mud and climbing shizzle. My monkey days continue, YAY!

So that’s it, busy busy busy week coming up!

Anyway, try this. It’s good for a laugh, it’s what we do in I.T instead of er, I.T ^^

Oh yeah! Tell me whether or not you like this ‘Comic’ style what I used on my newest drawing Language Sex Violence Other I wasn’t so sure so I’d like your opinion so I know whether I should use this effect more often ^^

Tatty Bye xxx

Oh, and If you're like REALLYYYYYYYYYY bored right now, try this. It’s good for a laugh, it’s what we do in I.T instead of er, I.T ^^

]]> ~Akuemiroku LOEV <3 http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18999379/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18999379/ Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:40:37 PDT

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I fucking :heart: ~aoi-no-requiem she is my buddeh :D

Anyway, my awesome WAINBOW PAL Jack gots a deviantART he is so speshul :heart: ~vampire-jak

Next time there is a WAINBOW outside, abandon your French/German/Science/Whatever lesson and run to the window to see it. Make a wish.

xxx

]]> ~Akuemiroku I r sorreh D8 http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18872191/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18872191/ Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:48:49 PDT

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I apoloise vair much for the lack of art-ossity I've been posting lately. I'll assure you that I haven't forgotten about What Goes Around...
To be honest I've been out and about most afternoons into town with my friends soooo I haven't had much time to write and draw etc...
Also I'm noticing that I'm extremely tired at the moment =.= I get home at around six-ish on weekdays, check DA and stuff etc etc then drag myself to bed.
It seems that having a bf takes up most of your time >< hehehehehehehe :heart:

*clears throat*

Unfortuante for me, the Nazi Party II (i.e my school) has leaded me to re-dye my hair to what was supposed to be brunette. Ha. It's literally black and looks totoally crappy. Please God relieve me of the goth-ness D8 I do not want.
I want my red back! *WAHWAHWAHWAH*

:|

Well anyway, I'll get round to my DA-crackness soon and continue with my fanfic ^^ (SRYSLY, half a chapter has been on microsoft word for about a month, and I haven't got round to finishing it off lol).


With luuuuurve from ~Emi-Chan <3

]]> ~Akuemiroku Devious Journal Entry http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18834719/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18834719/ Sat, 14 Jun 2008 08:51:51 PDT

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My lovely mother gots me a year subscription 8)

:star: Pollz :star:

I made a polll 'What do you think of my work' and it seems everyone would rather see more fan fiction.
Sorry yall for being vair lazy with 'What goes around comes around' I will get onto that soon ^^

Well anyway, I was surprised that my Deviation Axel: Fallen Angel
Got quite a few faves :o so thanks very much to everyone who commented and faved ^_^


last night I went to see my friend ~Annakoshka perform her play, Fiddler on the roof. Sounds hilarious doesn't it 8D
Lol it was very good ^^ especially good fun when we were moshing to the violin intro at the start :thumbsup:

bye!

Emi xxx

 ]]> ~Akuemiroku Birfday =B yaah! http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18746640/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18746640/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:57:41 PDT

Thanks for the lolz for all you lovely chummlies for a hell of a good time on Saturday! Teh pressies were the mints also! *I wore everything you got me on Sunday lawl I looked like Mika, except, not gay.*
I won't waffle on because y'know ^^ But I'll list the highlights.

:star: HIGHLIGHTS :star:

. Jay and Aaron "singing" on the Signgstar Rocks. I have to admit, that was a lol, and Jay, I hope you're not suffering from a sore throat ^.^

. Locked Tom and Ben in the playhouse :3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

. 'DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL' and 'GIMME MORE SHOES' on the itunes playlist liek omglolololololololol.

. Jay and Makey drenching everyone (except the select few) with the water pistol.

. SPIN THE BOTTLE! ahaa...fun :3 Lots of love and kisses (and hugs) going around ^^

. Park :) Always the shizz :thumbsup:

. Sleepover with Anna Tom and Ben ! Ha...omg lol ><;;;

AND
OMG
ANNA GOT ME
AN
:heart: :star: AXEL PLUSHIE!:star: :heart:

:faint:
I love him so much! Thank you ~Annakoshka I luv yew :3 :glomp: I got lots of awesomesauce, thank you and blimey to Mr. Urrrr

OH and thanks again to ~aoi-no-requiem for the super-duper chapter 3 of Drive You Home, it was so frikkin amazing! *.*

I love you all. I mean that. You rock.

~Emmaaa :heart: ly Ben

]]> ~Akuemiroku Ninja Skillz. I has it http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18660659/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18660659/ Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:20:30 PDT < ugh! Sorry.
However I have been working on a fanfiction. Yeah >_>
But anyway.
It's my birthday on Saturday YAYS! wuhu 8D

Anyway (again)
I have a fairly new friend :iconaoi-no-requiem: She's an amazing writer, so if you're an akuroku fan, PLEASE check out her work ^^
That goes for all you fanfictioners. I love you all <3

:star: Dates :star:

. My birthday
. Investigations week
. Crocky trail sports day WUHU!
. ~artemiscullen 's cosplay parteh 8D
. Germany
. Cornwall


OH JOY!

Okay umm bye bye ^^
:heart:ily XXX

]]> ~Akuemiroku Devious Journal Entry http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18607269/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18607269/ Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:39:59 PDT Annakoshka :hug: lol

Rules:
1) Describe yourself in your journal.
2) Tag E V E R Y O N E.

eMMA: Emma likes to draw her besties Axel and Roxas, write fan fictions, hang out with her chummlie-wummlies at the weekends, take photographs, muck around on the computer, eat lots of noodles, go to John Leigh Park, PWN animated-ass on the PS2 and Nintendo DS, visit Affleck‘s Palace and talk German. She has red-ish hair that violates the school rules and draws Amy Winehouse flicks on her eyes every day, sometimes wears emo-gear despite being ‘beyond the valley of the very mad and into the galaxy of insane’ (and also likes to quote from Georgia Nicolson A LOT). She hates Maths and Science more than any other school subject and finds art lessons crap at school. The most important thing about Emma, is that she is actually intimidated by the popular rich kids at school and therefore saves her hyper-ness for her dearest chummlies. Didn’t know that, did you ;p

Done ^^

]]> ~Akuemiroku Cheese! http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18578096/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18578096/ Fri, 30 May 2008 14:16:30 PDT michele-bellx I love surveys :D

1) Do you like blue cheese?
Aaron said i was a lump of blue cheese in an e-mail...

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No, why the hell would I?

3) Do you own guns?
I own an awesome mini-purple waterpistol like Xigbar's 8)

4) What flavor do you add to your drinks at Sonic?
I'm sorry? I drink all sorts when I'm playing Sonic on my friend's Gamecube 8)

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No, only dentists )8

6) There is no 6…
Yes, because 7 ate 9...or something?

7) Favorite Christmas song?
Snow is falling 8D

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
TEA

9) Can you do push ups?
yes I can do them on one little finger. Well, no, I can't

10) Can you do a chin up?
*looks up to the ceiling* yep ^^

11) What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
My awesome pink and green bracelt. Ben has my pink one :heart: lol

12) Favorite hobby?
Eeerrrr drawing, writing, dancing (heck yeahz) going mental, manga, PS2 and Nintendo DS, anime Jess' hat, Emmy's Sora shoes, noodles and...yeah.

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Lol yeah we creamed our first car 8)

14) Do you have ADD?
No

15) What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
My purple knees. And my stupid-ossity that sometimes happens.

16) Middle name?
Victoria. Happy now?

17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
Aaron needs a hug.I want George to win Britain's Got Talent.Alfie had better let me watch Britain's Got Talent :|

18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
Eermm...some milk bottle sweets...that's it...

19) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
TEA. Water. Juice

20) Current worry?
I have turned into a *.Problem Lady.* My worry is, that everyone comes to me about their worries. Not that I mind...it just worries me.

21) Current hate right now?
Simon Cowel's hair

22) Where'd you go 22?
?

23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Texting all my chummlies and having a ball on the trampoline 8)

24) Where would you like to go?
SCHOOL! half term SUCKS! D<

25) Name 3 people who will complete this?
Me. Me. Me

26) Do you own slippers?
No I try not to wear socks n stuff. Bare feet are awesome. And smelly 8)

27) What shirt are you wearing?
...Well I'm wearing my corset because I was erm dressing up. Yeah :)

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
No, they're slippery and annoying. I prefer my mosher duvet!

29) Can you whistle?
Yer

30) Favorite color?
Ginger. settled.

31) Would you be a pirate?
Who wouldn't?

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Silent ones >_> <_<

33) Favorite girl’s name?
Scarlett (was gonna be called that anyway, lol), Jade, all the unusual pretty names 8)

34) Favorite boy’s name?
Leon, Charlie, George, Sam, cute stuff like that :3

35) What’s in your pocket?
The Titanic...no an ancient tissue and 5p

36) Last thing that made you laugh?
Jay dancing to 'Do it like they do on the discovery channel'. Very funny xD

37) Best bed sheets as a child?
Some pink fairy one's from Laura Ashley :)

38) Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Crunched my finger a few weeks ago at the fair. It is, by far, the worst ever. lol. It's still not healed x)

39) Do you love where you live?Yes, It's lovely :)

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
2

41) Who is your loudest friend?
Jess

42) How many dogs do you have?
I used to have one called Ollie. Now I have a (boring) cat

43) Does someone have a crush on you?
Yep ^^

44) It’s overrated.
What is?

45) What is your favorite book?
Ermm...I can't choose! atm My Sister Jodie

46) What is your favorite candy?
SKITTLES!

47)... ]]> ~Akuemiroku MOAR BRILL-CREAMZ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18492484/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18492484/ Sun, 25 May 2008 10:27:11 PDT

:star: WOO :star:

Thank you very much to all my friends and watchers who have looked at my art and stuff...it means a lot, thanks again! :heart:

Oh yes, and some people in particular were wondering about you-know-who. Well, I asked him out and got a yes :w00t!:
I'm vair happy :D It also means that I'm a complete and utter femenist >< LOL (oh yes, and in person, no MSN etc...)

Anywayyyy I AM GOING TO DEUTSCHLAND IN JULYYYYYYYYY wooo I'm so excited! :giggle:
Before that though, It's :star: mah birthdai :star: 7th June ^^ heheheeh I have no idea what I want...lol.

Thanks again for your support! I love you all! :hug:

Love From ~Emma xxx

P.S Emmy ( ~artemiscullen ) is having a cosplay party. We is off to Manchester for some Affleck's-Ossity and wig-ness. Apparantly, the position of gay-lord and all-time party-chick Marluxia has been forced upon me by my evil friends. :hug: LOL! If anyone knows where I can get a decent wig, I'd be grateful if they told me (I looked in Claire's today but the only pink wig was well short and rubbish).

]]> ~Akuemiroku My Pants http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18114751/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18114751/ Thu, 01 May 2008 09:22:24 PDT Hello, my lovelies.:star:
I’m hear to tell you that I just had the most amazing laughing spazz of all time. And the house was empty. So it was just me laughing. On my own. A lot. Like a loon

Here is the reason why…

1. Put your music player on "random." Skip songs with not-very interesting titles (such as "Concerto #4 in E minor")
2. List the titles of the first 25 songs to come up.
3. Put "in my pants" after each title.
4. Bold the ones that actually made you laugh


1. The way I are in my pants-Timberland
2. What do you do in my pants-Avenue Q
3. What I’ve done in my pants-Linkin Park
4. 2 hearts in my pants-Kylie Minogue
5. Gimme More in my pants-Britney Spears (Please don’t ask)
6. An honest mistake in my pants-The Bravery
7. Danger zone in my pants-Gwen Stefani
8. Devil in my pants-Stereophonics
9. Great DJ in my pants-The Ting Tings
10. I like the way you move in my pants-Bodyrockers
11. If you were gay in my pants-Avenue Q
12. Mercy in my pants-Duffy
13. My favourite game in my pants-The Cardigans
14. She will be loved in my pants-Maroon 5
15. Superman in my pants-Stereophonics (again)
16. Too lost in you in my pants-Sugababes
17. This is the life in my pants-Amy Macdonald
18. Everybody’s changing in my pants-Keane
19. Let’s get it started in my pants-B.E.P
20. Wow in my pants-Kylie Minogue
21. You think I aint worth a dollar, but I feel like a millionaire in my pants-QOTSA
22. You sent me flying in my pants-Amy Winehouse
23. He wasn’t in my pants-Avril Lavigne
24. The best damn thing in my pants-Avril Lavigne
25. Feel in my pants-Robbie Williams

:rofl: Gawd, that was the funniest thing ever, and just because I am in an evil mood, I’m going to tag every single person that reads this journal. For a laugh. DO IT NAO D<

Well, I had a very good, insanely hyperactive day today. Consequence: 8 minutes of Maths after school tomorrow D<

Never mind. I got to film Makey and Chris singing (and dancing) to ice ice baby and then watch half an hour of twisters in outside in zee playground :iconohjoyplz:

the SAT's are next week. I've done zilch revision and I'm in the bet mood i've ever been in :lol:

I LOVE YOU ALL xxx :iconlove:

]]> ~Akuemiroku bIKINI fATSOS http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18111445/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18111445/ Thu, 01 May 2008 02:41:40 PDT
I'm sat in our wonderful (boring) FLLAAAAAAAAAAA lesson (Foreign Languages Leader Award-ish) writing a story about Bikini Fatso...or something...Burkina Faso, that's the one 8)

It's very boring. :iconohjoyplz:

In other nooz, IT'S SUNNY!!!!! sound out the useless crap bells for England, it is SUNNEH!!! 8D

BYEEEE kiddi-winks

Just so you know, I'll be having a deadly duel of finger prodding wirth Zara and Aaron again today 8) wish me luck

xxx

]]> ~Akuemiroku BRILL CREAM ON HAPPY CAKES! http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18067802/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18067802/ Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:06:42 PDT <

:iconurhappyplz:

I’m so happy ><

I love you all.

And I mean that.

Please marry me 8D

]]> ~Akuemiroku Wise Emma of The Forest http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18038297/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18038297/ Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:26:49 PDT They always have a sad ending =(
Was a good read though.

I went to the woods today and it was very crap. There was an ‘I am a grown human being but let’s dress up as medieval retards and play fight’ convention and it was WTF? I was scared :o

So, I went for a ramble in the trees and stuff, climbed a tree, got stuck halfway down and snagged my tights. LAWL. Then we had another famous pinecone fight and I changed tactics and stuck a twig down my mates pants. I laughed a lot.

...Um...bye :sprint: xxx

]]> ~Akuemiroku Huurggrbfg fnfjdmdd...la http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18019240/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/18019240/ Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:19:45 PDT Lawl I have a headache. Badly. It hurts a lot, I think I has I migraine =.=

D’oh crap, I has tooo many things too do:

To Do List

:bulletblue: Zara’s Portrait-Half Done please note I’m NEVER doing any portraits again . They take too long, and bore me to tears TT^TT

:bulletblue: Write more Tattoo-…Not done yet… Sorreeeh

:bulletblue: Revision-Not done and will never do kthnxbye x

On a happier Note…

Andy printed off 30 copies of ‘Daniel Are Ghey’ in I.T and were discovered by the teacher (apparently).

*Bangs head on keyboard until computer malfunctions*

]]> ~Akuemiroku Hmmm..laughing spazz or... http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17990448/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17990448/ Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:12:03 PDT Lol, interesting week…
I wish the weather would make it’s mind up -.- Mollyy says she wants to run outside in her shorts and bikini top and then be disappointed when it rains on her. Yes.

Abi Charley and I had a laughing Spazz in German >< We’re currently devising a (boring) interview with some German woman called Angela Merkel. According to Abi, her idol was Hitler. I added that she also has a gerbil called Hitler, because we didn’t know the answer to “how many pets does she have?” It depended whether she happened to be a good or bad lady at the time, but then discovered she was a politician/prime minister etc…and was likely not to have been a supporter of Hitler…

P.E was crap as usual. A debate on ‘you can’t where black track suit bottoms only blue for some crap reason I’m obsessed about so bla bla bla etc…”

LUL I drewd on my trainers 8D I took a photo of them so I’ll submit them, but my mum’s gonna go sick.

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]]> ~Akuemiroku The Green PJ's Smootie Real Deal... http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17893194/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17893194/ Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:10:09 PDT Did this cuz I was bored :D

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)

Louise Vaughn…lol WTF?

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)

Steve Tony (I am a girl, right?)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Waiem…exotic

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Red Elephant ><


5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Victoria Whythenshaw…oh GOD I hate my middle name

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)

The Green PJ’s Smoothie…OMG how awesome is that! 8D

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

Emht…that’s just…no. I can’t even SAY it

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)

Vanilla White Choc Chip…now that’s MINT BRAP INNIT

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)

Suzie Pennymore…LOL I’d be mad to hate that name :headbang:

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)

Black Rose XS Skittles…:o

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)

Toffee Roebuck…


LMFAO that was pretty good fun >< kinda dodgy though…

Okaaayyyy…time to eat some people! I tag:

~artemiscullen
~Sakudeimo
~la-quinn
*faery007

If they want to…I know how much people despise being tagged ><

]]> ~Akuemiroku WUHU! http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17829820/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17829820/ Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:34:56 PDT

Damn you artists block! D<
Can’t draaaw anythiiing todaaaay D< !!!!111!!!one!!!111

:yawn:

Okay...I have do something...
My Real Life Muffinz

:iconakuemiroku: I am me. #1 in the amazing yaoi team held in the little group of cupcakes. I enjoy noodles, tea, Affleck’s, Akuroku, playing fantasy games A LOT, shooting zombies on Resident Evil, drawing, German, cooking/screwing up cooking, making Faye laugh, dancing, being hyper, getting caught in the rain (preferably at ten past eight in the morning at the bus stop. It happens a lot, so there’s no point hating it), doodling in maths, hanging around with friends, writing, reading etc...

:iconxayfe: My lovely cummlie-pie Faye =) created Twinky and Dexusinuar alongside MOI. Likes to take photos of motorways and quote the amusing ‘I wish I was our Sammy’ play we’re doing in Drama in a Big Howard Little Howard voice. We share German conversations (and we are going to Germany in July WUHU!) and we both like to read Georgia Nicolson and have a laughing spazz.

:icon0eclipse0: Jesssss #2 in the yaoi team. Famous for being an absolute lunatic/hyper woman/ kinda perverted/Sandy sora Turd Cakes creator/Dragonballz fanatic (as in ‘ the dragon’s balls)/uber gut artist and writer/hilarious/amazing person. Like everyone else I know >< lol

:iconannakoshka: Anna Banana #3 in the yaoi team. Known for being the drama queen of the group *in a hyperactive way* has a bedroom that I am jealous of and an awesome green laptop. She hosts brill sleepovers and is an all round-good-egg. And she loves me. A LOT.

:iconartemiscullen: Emmy A.K.A the other Emma A.K.A #4. Or am I the other Emma? IDK, I love her lots. Awesome writer and groovy artist ^^ Is known for Pikachu love and is a Narutard :hug: she’s awesome, and I like to entertain her more than anybody (for some reason, I like to make her hyper) =) ly xxx

:iconfaery007: Hayleeeeeeeeeey. #5 ^^ the sand belongs to her, so don’t take it :o hehe xxx

:iconmishkii: I have known Rhi for about 4 days. We are joined at the hip already, and she’s now #6 in the group. She got her position in five seconds, it’s crazy :o mint writer, and artist! We have lolly maffs lessons and P.E lessons. Yes, even after one week, I can take this fact into account ^^ ily xxx

:iconla-quinn: Dannnyyyyyy. I’ve tried to persuade him into taking #7 in the group, but for some really crap reason he’s refusing :o writes amazingly well, which I never knew...

:iconmikuru-yuki: Mint anime artist. Should become a mangaka some day ^^

http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17811077/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:18:00 PDT Had an incredibly frightening encounter with my manic cousin Patrick, who is seven 0.0
I am literally scared for life.
Fist of all, he thinks it’s normal to run away whenever I look at him and hide in the airing cupboard. He also tells me that “If you drink tea out of your ear, then it’s baaad luccck!” and “If you poo out sweets, it’s bad luccck, but mah teacher tells me that if yoo kick your cat, then it’s good luck!”

Questions

1. Has anyone ever tried to drink tea out of their ear? Unless of course, your ear happens to be a flask
2. Can you actually "poo out" sweets? Any normal human being would digest them.
3. Kicking your cat may bring you good luck, but what about the poor cat???


What kind of teacher….I’m not even going into it. But, seeing as each and every one of us are Baby Jesus’ creations, I’ll pretend that it didn’t happen so that I don’t get nightmares. 0.0


Oh yeah, mum ‘accidentally’ threw my spiffing treacle tart at the wall. I will never forgive her. I bet she did it because she was jealous.

Are there any normal people left on earth?

Xxx I love you all.

]]> ~Akuemiroku Treacle Tarts Are We http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17774914/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17774914/ Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:44:50 PDT :iconakuemiroku::icon0eclipse0::iconannakoshka:
:iconstickmandancingplz::iconstickmandancingplz::iconstickmandancingplz:
:iconartemiscullen::iconfaery007::iconla-quinn:
:iconstickmandancingplz::iconstickmandancingplz::iconstickmandancingplz:

The Yaoi Team mow has six members! Not sure if Danny still wants to participate but...lol. He can't sit with us at lunch if he refuses the yaoi cakes.

Speaking of cakes, I got a spiffing food tech assessment mark after making an awesome treacle tart. It was mint, and I actually managed not to kill myself whilst cooking! :iconexcitedplz:

Whoo!

]]> ~Akuemiroku shitfuckwank http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17757379/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17757379/ Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:16:25 PDT Things to Do

:bulletblue: Petra's model portrait-DONE
:bulletblue: Do more of Tattoo KH fan fiction-in progress
:bulletblue: Revision-never, EVER going to do, no matter how much I say 'I CAN DO this!' D<

I wanna change from Graphics to Textiles!!!!!!!! Help!

Oh yer I'm typing this in my German Lesson. lol
Life isn't 'lol' atm, it's pissing me off.

]]> ~Akuemiroku I'm bored -.- http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17693580/ http://Akuemiroku.deviantart.com/journal/17693580/ Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:40:07 PDT :iconlarryseeswhatyoudid: :iconwasplz::iconhereplz:

Seems to be some confuse-ossity about when we go back to school :o
Nyaha....

Anyway, whenever the fun filled days of being bored and depressed draw near, the ace gang and I will entertain ourselves by cutting of Jess' hair and glue it to the window with yoghurt. WUHU

Things to Do

:bulletblue: Petra's model portrait-DONE
:bulletblue: Do more of Tattoo KH fan fiction-in progress
:bulletblue: Revision-never, EVER going to do, no matter how much I say 'I CAN DO this!' D<

Oh...what the f**k ever. I'm taking requests. Just so that I won't be bored out of my skull


:iconexcitedplz:

Omg...that's it. I need something to do NAO, I hate not having anything to do D8

]]> ~Akuemiroku