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(PS. I PASSED THE TESTS FOR THAT APPRENTICESHIP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm going to get a placement I know it because I am the most awesome person and you can't touch me and oh god I feel good right now)

(PPS. fuck greenscale)

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/19157635/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/19157635/ Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:19:37 PDT [link] (no, I don't like that music either, it's not meant to be serious). Basically the game is about shooting arabs and various other ethnic stereotypes and having their limbs fly everywhere. The weapons feel really good to use too, the shotguns in particular are great. I was really blown away by how fun such a shitty budget game actually turned out to be... even though it's basically a ridiculous cartoon gore murder simulator and the developers should be ashamed of themselves

Anyway! Gonna check the newspaper today for a place, hopefully get a reply about the apprenticeship? Like I'll be so lucky.

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/19022920/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/19022920/ Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:09:27 PDT
So yeah... yay! I can't wait for a reply. I'm too tired to type more. zzzzzzzzz

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18891978/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18891978/ Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:10:10 PDT
Watch the movie if you don't mind giving money to a hack director in exchange for an hour and a half of easy laughs.


edit: hell, just watch this trailer, it's cheaper [link]

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18872506/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18872506/ Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:05:50 PDT
Also, seeing The Happening tomorrow. I'm not sure I want to but it sounds so bad it has to be good, right?



Err. Short journal is short. I might do a quiz or something and put it here if I get bored later. I need to find some inspiration for something to write too. And I have my interview in a week!

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18804489/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18804489/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:50:55 PDT
New paragraph before my train of thought derails further. I think my mind has turned to mush or something lately. I can't really stay on one thing before my mind decides to take a wander.

So! I'm seeing the new Hulk movie tomorrow... can't say I'm looking forward to it that much because the Hulk is gay as hell but it might be a fun action movie. I went to see Harold and Kumar last week and that was probably the best movie I've seen this year, so I guess I need something to counteract that and keep the universe in balance. Moviegoing is very zen, isn't it?

update:

Hulk was okay. Just a fairly enjoyable superhero movie, nothing more. It kept me entertained and was worth seeing. Something did get me though, and not the movie but the anti-piracy ad at the beginning of the adverts (or trailers, I forget when). It was actually genuinelly repulsive and left a bad feeling in me the whole movie. Silly thing is, it's not something that can be explained adequately in words, not with my limited vocabulary anyway. I couldn't find it on Youtube (that would be STEALING) so watch this instead [link]

Off to play on the DS now~

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18627917/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18627917/ Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:36:01 PDT
SO. Anyway. I'm happy right now, despite my computer problems. I've been passing time on MSN and replaying Tales of the Abyss for like the hundredth time (I keep forgetting to fight the first Sword Dancer before he becomes unavailable ). Also been sifting through my old clothes and seeing what fits now that I've lost so much weight. I found some really nice t-shirts I had from years ago (like back in high school) that fit pretty well And I have my interview in three weeks for my apprenticeship. I'd better get it. I wanna be an accountant and make mad moolah off of... whatever it is accountants do. I'm not entirely sure. I'd murder children if it would make me rich.

So yeah. I've been (relatively) busy and hopefully I'll be even more busy in a few months. Yay : D

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18586019/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18586019/ Sat, 31 May 2008 00:06:06 PDT [link] . It's so damn plain and tasteful, no frilly shit, optional nipple rings or whatever they pack these things with nowadays. Just straight metal.

I had some weird dream last night. There was this naked girl, slightly chubby with hairs all over, trying to kill me for some reason. And I was in a game or something? And I was going to die. I can only vaguelly remember it but it was really surreal, it's hard to explain butyouknowwhatimean... then I got woken up by mother screaming at the fridge downstairs. I CAN'T MOVE OUT SOON ENOUGH


And uhh I'm too tired to write morezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18498460/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18498460/ Sun, 25 May 2008 17:12:26 PDT
Secundly, I got an interview! I edited my last journal to say this, but yeah. I'm really happy about that. I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO BE EMPLOYED. I might be moving out with a friend too, assuming we can work it out... it's better than waiting for me to get a place on Wirral Partnership Homes, although that might be cheaper.

So uhhh... I swear I'll write and upload something funny! Soon! I just need to think of what to write... oh how I miss school! Here's a quiz to make up for it. Or there would be... but... I can't right now ^^' I just realised I have to get to bed, else I'll be up late tomorrow. I'll edit this with something afterwards, you bastard.


edit: you know I should probably just get my priorities straight and either upload something or close this account... but nah. Something will come to me! I just haven't felt very inspired recently. For now, because they're fun, I'll do a quizzle... stolen from here [link] . It's a nice short one

FIRSTS

First best friend: this other kid in primary school called Dan, haven't seen him since though. We stopped being friends because apparently I called him fat. He was fat though so it's okay.
First car: no license, too poor =
First date: none... yet!
First real kiss: ah, none either. YET!
First screen name: Spacehobo
First self purchased CD: a Linkin Park album when I was way younger XD
First pets: Sonny~ RIP DAWG HOPE 2 SEE U IN DA NEXT LIFE <3<3<3
First piercing/tattoo: I haven't had any. I kinda want to get a tattoo, something big and intimidating...
First musician you remember hearing in your house: I'm not sure. My first clear memory would be wanking off to Kylie Minogue music videos though XD puberty owned.

LASTS

Last cigarette: never smoked
Last car ride: Friday, got a taxi home after seeing Indy and drinking myself senseless with MY FRIENDZ~
Last kiss: earlier today. I kissed the dog <3
Last good cry: some time last year? I dunno!
Last library book checked out: way way WAY back. I never had much of an attention span, not enough for books anyway.
Last movie seen: INDIANA JONES. DUH.
Last beverage drank: water
Last food consumed: fish
Last crush: orange
Last phone call: I haven't called anyone recently, few hours since I sent a text though
Last time showered: this morning, I'm not as gross as most internet shut-ins XD
Last shoes worn: I only have one pair... D: because I have such big feet it's hard to get shoes
Last cd played: it's years since I even bought a CD...
Last item bought: Space Rangers 2 for the PC. £9 from HMV, not too bad
Last annoyance: no idea tbh
Last disappointment: the last time my computer exploded on me ;_;
Last shirt worn: this t-shirt I'm in right now, it's a nice green camo type thinga. Very baggy though. I bought it when I had way more weight than I do now
Last website visited: [link]
Last word you said: ehhhhh no idea
Last song you sang: ditto

And that's it! And I got bored earlier so I took a few pics of me and the dog... [link] [link] [link] and dad's pond! [link]

I'll have to go out some day and take pictures of stuff, because I just recently found the charger for this. I've had the camera since, I think, 2005? The image quality isn't perfect but it works well enough and the battery lasts ages on it. It'll give me something to upload while I try to think of something to write...


PS: this guys playlist is the best thing ever http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18450253/ Thu, 22 May 2008 16:01:56 PDT for an accountant technician apprenticeship.

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"We are all very familiar with the insect that gets into your home and buzzes around landing on the window or ceiling. That insect is a house fly. This insect like others that cling to the wall use membranous pads (usually on their feet) that are very sticky to hold onto smooth surfaces. They will often have a secretion that aids in the ability to stick. These act much like a suction cup. If you wet a piece of paper it will stick to the window. If the surface is rough most insects have tiny tarsal claws that can grip the edges. These edges may be so small that we are unable to see them. As if claws and pads were not enough, many insects have thousands of tiny hairs that help grip or distribute the secretion to aid in gripping. The hairs increase the surface area to aid in holding onto surfaces. Insects are not alone in using hairs to grip in order to hang onto smooth surfaces, geckos do it too. Next time you get close to an insect try and take a look at its feet. You should clearly see the pads on larger insects. The hairs would require the use of a microscope, but I assure you that they are there. So next time you see an insect crawling up your wall stop and think about all that is involved in the one simple task of walking."

[link]

I was sat on the computer the other day, bored mindless, when I looked to the ceiling and saw a spider crawl up a wall. I pointed out to my bro how cool it would be to be able to walk up walls, and even ceilings, and stick to it as they do. Then I realised that I didn't actually know how they did it! It's interesting, no? I also found that sometimes they store semen in silk, which is just vague enough to conjure up disturbing thoughts. And a follow-up investigation. Hey-ho!

PS: lolll [link] my brother is one of them, GUESS WHICH

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18433225/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18433225/ Wed, 21 May 2008 15:15:54 PDT
Okay, here we go. I hate fat people? I guess I do. I think this'll be a good topic?

So. Fat people. Don't you hate fat people? I do. I can't stand them. They're fat. What's with that? They come into our country, take our jobs. What's next? They'll want us all to be fat. Like them.



Fuck it.

So, I finished Apollo Justice last night. It was alright. Easily the worst of the series, and the end sucked from a gameplay perspective. But it was good still. I ordered the Jap version of Trials and Tribulations off of Play-Asia on Monday. Yay. I also got the Tales of Destiny remake (director's cut) off of Ebay too. It's all Japanese, but I played the original in English so I know the jist of the plot (and it isn't that good a story anyway, so who cares). It came with a soundtrack CD and an artbook drawn in the style of 12A rated yaoi (that's English 12A, not Japanese 12A which I assume has more tits and incest). Despite being very gay and very Japanese it's a great game and I came to really like the battle system after I got some way through the game.

More games! I managed to install custom firmware on the PSP, finally. I have almost every MegaDrive and SNES game on my produo, as well as a few old PSX games I still have. I've also been playing Jeanne d'Arc, which is pretty good. It's like a gayer version of Vandal Hearts, but not as gay (or overrated) as FF:T. Also been playing Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles, but I finished that yesterday.

In other news... I've still had no replies from any of the jobs/apprenticeships I applied to I applied to some more the other day so let's hope I get a response. I really want to get in to this accountant technician apprenticeship I applied to... I wanna get qualified, get a good job

Anyway! That's enough from me. Nobody reads this anyway

edit: UGH. £15 customs duty for a game worth ~£11? That's ridiculous. Not happy with that!

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18274190/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18274190/ Sun, 11 May 2008 13:33:24 PDT [link]

This game has me addicted, it's great. PLAY IT!

Also I swear I will write something cool soon to upload I SWARE IT. Maybe not tomorrow though I have to write a CV and shit :/

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18257550/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18257550/ Sat, 10 May 2008 12:57:37 PDT [link]

Yeah I cut my hair, I'm now pretty much a skinhead but with that cool little part on the back there. I reckon it makes me look well 'ard.

[link]

grr.

I ought to submit a deviation before making any more journal entries, huh

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18245290/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18245290/ Fri, 09 May 2008 16:47:19 PDT
Again, nicked from these lads [link]

A - Accent: Scouse! Although it's fairly posh sounding, despite me looking like a typical scally and not being posh at all. Wasn't scally such a great word? Where the hell did that go? I wish we still used it.
B - Belly size: Uh... not that big? I've lost like five stone in the last half year. I'm a fucking stick.
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning dishes. I love cooking food though.
D - Dream: To be the most powerful man in the world and own a million slaves. It may seem farfetched, but I do also have about sixty years left with which to erode basic human rights.
E - Essential make-up item: Written by a women eh?
F - Favourite memories: I can't name one favourite memory, although I will say I associate memories with scents usually. If I smell something familar I'll suddenly have a memory, or a feeling of nostalgia if I can't quite get what I recognise it from.
G - Gold or silver: Silver.
H - Hometown: Bromborough.
I - Insomnia: Used to, but not now.
J - Job title: None at the mo', I'm leeching from the system. I am trying to get a job though, because I actually feel some sense of shame. I want to train to be a qualified accountant. I've applied to apprenticeships and stuff...
K - Kids: I want kids. Anybody who doesn't want to is nuts. Oh, and I like kids, too. They like me. Even if their love of me tends to manifest itself as violence against my person! (and trust me it does)
L - Living arrangements: With parents as of right now. I'll be out of here soon though, I applied to a council scheme and have been applying to a bunch of places. I hate relying on other people, mostly, especially my parents, so I want out of here ASAP.
M - Musical taste: Varied. I like European dance music and the like mostly. I especially dislike metal of any sort. Indifferent about 'most everything else.
N - Number of pets you've had: Ooooh it's hard to remember. We had a dog called Sonny when I was younger, a couple of rabbits, a couple of mice, couple of rats, a tortoise, another dog recently, and maybe some others I forgot? I love dogs more than anything and know that I'll end up becoming some sort of hermit who lives with a hundred of the things.
O - Overnight hospital stays: None. I'd fucking hate it if I ever had to.
R - Religious affiliation: Athiest. It's possible that there is some sort of higher power, some sort of god, but there's no proof for the existence of anything specific. I certainly don't believe in the god of any religion, like the Christian god. It's not really worth thinking about either.
S - Siblings: One brother, 15, one sister, 17.
T - Time you wake up: Depends. Usually I get up at about 6 or 7 but sometimes I fall asleep again and wake way too late.
U - Unnatural hair colors you've worn: None.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Anything that isn't green or a potato.
W - Worst habit: Itching.
X - X-rays you've had: Can't remember.
Y - Yummy foods you make: Uhm... nothing really, I just make normal stuff. I have tried some exciting things before though, like the time I put some fish in the oven and put it on a plastic tray. Toxic fumes are a good high, shame about the death rate.
Z - Zodiac sign: Virgo. For Chinese zodiac, I'm pretty sure I was born in the year of the dragon, but it's ages since I looked that up last. 1988, if you feel like checking.

]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18222395/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18222395/ Thu, 08 May 2008 05:56:35 PDT [link] .

Your real name: Alex Matthew Johnson
Age: 19
Height: ~6ft (haven't measured in ages)
Natural hair colour: Blond
Eye colour: Blue (Aryan brothers, represent!)
Skin color: White
Glasses/contacts?: None
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Braces: None
Mannerisms: I pick my nose and eat the snot
Other distinctive markings: Big nose, hair cut very short, I look kinda like a chav minus the trackies and Nike.

FAVOURITE
Colour: Yellow (or orange perhaps)
Band: None really
Video game: Tales of the Abyss (and like a million others, it's hard to keep a favourite)
Movie: None
Book: Nadda
Food: PIZZA. Nom nom nom... I'd eat pizza all day if not for the risk of terminal obesity and heart disease. Having the shits 24/7 would be some inconvenience too
Game on a cell phone: Haha, no. Okay, the Doom RPG was pretty fun ok
CD: No thanks
Flower: No idea
Scent: Just general nice smelling stuff? Perfume on women? I know that's vague, it's because I'm a MAN jesus christ this quiz is emasculating
Animal: DOGS. I FUCKING LOVE DOGS. ASK ME ABOUT THE TIME I FUCKED A DOG. YIFF YIFF. FUCK.
Comic book: Fucking nerds
Cereal: I haven't eaten cereal in forever, not sure
Website: [link]
Cartoon: JOHNNY. FRACKING. BRAVO. Oh yea I guess Futurama.

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: No
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Assuming the average person sleeps eight hours a day, spending sixty hours a week watching TV would equal 54.6% of total time awake. Basically, I think if you answer this question with a "yes" you should perform a service to the rest of us right now and end your life.
Like to sing?: Not particularly
Have a job?: No. Trying to get into an apprenticeship right now. I wanna be an accountant eventually
Have a cell phone?: Yeah, Samsung D600. I've had this forever, spilt beer all over the thing at one point and it didn't damage it except for getting the keys sticky
Like to play sports?: I like to play Badminton sometimes
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Not at the mo'. I'm free to ogle and flirt as much as I like
Have a crush on someone?:
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Ahuh. England. GOOD OL' BLIGHTY. SMACK MY ARSE, COLOUR ME SURPRISED. ALUMINIUM. And so on.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Only 4 iirc
Have any special talents/skills?: Good at maffs. And English. And I can wiggle my ears
Exercise daily?: Some sit-ups, pushups, running around with the dog in the back. So yah

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: No
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: No
Speak any other languages?: No
Go a day without food?: Yes
Remember your dreams: Ish
Read music, not just tabs?: No
Roll your tongue?: No
Eat a whole pizza?: No. Because I'm on a diet

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: No
Snuck out of the house?: Yes
Lied to get out of trouble?: Yes
Had a computer crash?: Yes
Gotten lost in your city?: No
Seen a shooting star?: Yes
Been to any other countries?: Wales, once
Had a serious surgery?: No
Stolen something important to someone else?: No
Solved a rubiks cube?: No
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: No
Cried over a girl?: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno. Maybe? Fuck off
Cried over a boy?: Fuck off
Kissed a random stranger?: No
Hugged a random stranger?: No
Been in a fist fight?: Depends on what you define as "fist fight"
Been arrested?: No
Done drugs?: A little
Had alcohol?: Yes
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: No
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: No
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: No
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: No
Swore at your parents?: Yes
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: No
Been to a casino?: No
Ran over an animal and killed it?: No
Broken a bone?: Yes
Gotten stitches?: No
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: No
Made homemade muffins?: No
Bitten someone?: No
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: No
Burped in someone’s face?: No

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: Ten minutes ago
Cried: Few months ago
Went to the bathroom: Ten minutes ago
Saw a movie in a theatre: Last Saturday
Read a book: Years
Had a snow day: Ages
Had a party: New Years Eve
Went to a doctor: Few weeks ago
Tripped in front of someone: Can't remember
Wen... ]]> ~Aldokim http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18180557/ http://Aldokim.deviantart.com/journal/18180557/ Mon, 05 May 2008 13:01:51 PDT [link]

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