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I figure it looks more professional than sending potential employers to DA. Spread it around. That is, if any of you actually read the journals I post. Probably not.

[link] Feels good, man.

]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/26996675/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/26996675/ Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:24:17 PDT
1) Be one of the first 10 people commenting on this journal entry, and I will add you to the Promotional List

2) For each of the 10 first people answering this journal I will put his/her avatar and the three deviations I like most from his/her gallery on the list.

3) If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing this way the list with 10 people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone! Copypasta explanation of the deal.


1:
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]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/25519881/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/25519881/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:48:38 PDT
Buy my shirts: [link]
Listen to my music: [link]
Visit my girlfriend's page: [link]

]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/24699472/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/24699472/ Mon, 11 May 2009 08:16:03 PDT [link]
Buy my expensive shirts. Still haven't seen a fucking dime from Kanvas Collective.

Visit Tricycle Eater: [link] Got some new songs up.

Go here: [link] My girlfriend's page. She's graduating from The Pratt Institute next week.

Nothing new to report.

End transmission.

]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/18716269/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/18716269/ Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:05:28 PDT
Things are good lately. Been living it up with my fiancee in Brooklyn for the past nine months. Only complaint is how damn expensive everything is down here. $9.30 for a pack of smokes!! Plus this place is a cesspool of douchebags and art students with their heads way to far up their asses.

My fiancee has just started a deviantart page: [link] Check it out. I'm sure she would greatly appreciate the feedback.

Also, for those who might give a shit, I've got a musical myspace page : [link] If you're into videogame type music, check it out. Letmeknow what you think.

More recent art will be added in the soon future. Just have to finish it first.

]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/11330041/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/11330041/ Fri, 05 Jan 2007 20:57:09 PST
]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/8519852/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/8519852/ Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:44:57 PDT
What's your favorite Sega Genesis game?

Street fighter 2 Special Champion Edition.

I can kill you with any character.

p.s. L is for Lycanthrope once again. Whoda’ thought? ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/7948619/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/7948619/ Mon, 20 Feb 2006 00:46:13 PST
A new episode of our show Nothing Good On TV is in production at the moment. My goal is to make someone’s head explode by how awesome it is. Not sure if this episode will be the one to do that, but I’m sure it will at least induce a seizure or two.

Also, starting next Tuesday [or Thursday] Nate and I will start making our T-shirts. With the assistance of Harley we might be able to sell them at Hot Topic. FUCK YOU! We need the money. And the really good t-shirts are only going to be personally sold or sold through the internet once we get our site up and production is fully underway. Hot Topic will be getting all the "glad I didn't think of that retarded idea" shirts. They'll probably sell really well to that crowd.

Also my friends and I have started TWO new bands. One is an untitled band with my comrade Zeina that we started a few months ago. And the other one is with the talented Kyle called The X-Ray Technicians. These bands probably won't release more than one cd, and you sure as hell ain't getting one. Unless you're a wicked hot dame.

I don't ignore your comments. It just takes me a month or so to actually read them. And at that point there's no point in responding since you don't even remember what you said. I do appreciate your comments when they're not completely devoid of thought.

Booze. Yum. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/6887109/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/6887109/ Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:29:53 PDT
I've been filming a sketch comedy show as of late. Have a few sketches done. If any of you give a shit, I’ll get 'em online in a few weeks.

Tomorrow better make my year. With Salvador Dali and the Misfits I can see no way the day wouldn't be successful. Unless, of course, I’m a failure in my goal. We shall see.

Edit: I'll also be making a few comic books in the near future. With the assistance of the lovely Zeina and my most excellent sister.

End transmission. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/5324579/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/5324579/ Tue, 10 May 2005 20:40:55 PDT
So, I come back from my leave of absence from deviantart, and find that everything has gotten "wack", g. There's all this weird shit now. For example, I went to go look at the Two Hundered and ten messages I’ve accumulated in my time away, and I’m able to look at the thumbnails of the picutes. Weird.

Anyway, sorry I was gone for so long. I'm not really sorry. Anyway, I'll be posting some of my work soon. I've been very busy with schoolin' and all that lovely bullshit. But at least i have a few things to show for it. And they will be up shortly.


A word of advice: If you are going to a college, and plan to do so fulltime. DO NOT sign up for three studio art classes and have a part time job all at once. It will kill you. By giving you anal cancer.

]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/4330670/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/4330670/ Sat, 15 Jan 2005 22:17:42 PST
Opinions are appreciated.

Don't put bees in your mouth. Put them in your pocket and unleash them upon the unsuspecting masses. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/4069412/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/4069412/ Tue, 14 Dec 2004 21:22:43 PST Examples:
I thought my lady hated me when we first knew each other. Now we've been with each other's awesomeness for six months.

I was convinced I wouldn't get my license [last Friday.] Got it on the first try [wasn't even hard. Yeah, you suck Kyle.]

Thought I’d never get a job. I got a job on my second interview, and now wish I hadn't.

There are numerous other occasions when my negativity has worked for me, I just can't think of many now that I’m writing them down. Kind of like walking into a Music store and forgetting every cd you want to purchase.

Now I’ve just got to convince myself that I’ll never raise an army of robots and take over the world. But it’s just so damn plausible!

Does constant negativity work for you like this? Or am I just an awesome exception to those stupid high morale posters? Stop hanging in there, stupid cat. Just give up and be swallowed by the alligator hanging out of the frame. Maybe while his digestive fluids are burning your fur off, you'll find a wining lottery ticket. Clap your hands if you actually read this. I know none of you did.

Conclusion: Give up and win today. The Alex way. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3797936/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3797936/ Tue, 09 Nov 2004 22:42:32 PST
Now, onto a completely unrelated topic, because the prior one depresses the shit out of me. I was looking at that bjork picture I drew again a couple of hours ago [why? because I’m a fuckin egomaniac and has to stare at his own awesome artwork! you happy now!?] and I happened to look down at the comments.

Here’s my question: who the fuck felt that "killallheterosexuals" comments on my picture were inappropriate and reported her to "brazensix?" It's pretty fucking obvious that she was joking and that I most likely was friends with her in the real world.

I would just like to say that you are a dumbass who needs to lighten up. I was trying to talk her into posting her excellent artwork on the site, but after seeing that people can't take a mildly offensive joke, she decided that deviantart can go fuck itself. Thanks allot, you fucking douchebag!

By the way, I'm not pissed at brazensix, he was just doing his job. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3632817/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3632817/ Wed, 20 Oct 2004 08:08:14 PDT
By the way, I plan on voting that fucking liar, G.W. Bush the fuck out of the Whitehouse. If he gets reelected I may have to implement my plan to take over the world [it's a good plan too.] ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3553145/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3553145/ Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:32:49 PDT
*update on inconsequential events in my translucent life: I was gonna do college a wicked long while ago, but they fucked me over. told me to sign up for classes too late. Everything was full. So now I hate MCC and drink shoepolish to sooth my babypunching anger at schools.
So, now I got a job. At ToysRus. Kind of retarded [and/or ironic {?maybe?}]that a man who hates kids as much as me would get a job at a toy store. i might quit cause they've been givin' me paycheck problems. Got a whopping six bucks and forty cents on my first paycheck. lucky motherfucking me. think I’ll drink some robitussin to obtain a buzz bigger than a beehive and calm the shit down.
uhhh. it's George's birthday today [the sperm bank guy]. yay for him. My lady could kick the shit out of your "gf"'s brain tissue. That’s about it. I need a drink. one that has a less flamboyant pirate on it.

oh yeah. I will be doing more [awesome] art when I get some free time from getting my face bitten off and work. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3187453/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3187453/ Tue, 31 Aug 2004 16:40:07 PDT
School starts next week. hope I can get away with only taking artclasses. I don't feel like takin' remedial classes for college.

All friends moving away. only assholes remain here with me. Going to Carrie's goodbye party tonight. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3085771/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3085771/ Fri, 13 Aug 2004 17:10:25 PDT
hey. don't play the game Siren for PS2. it sucks hardcore BALLS!! and has a razorblade tongue. its not fun. the story sucks jumps around too much. any suspense you may experience in this game can be attributed to how much it ripped off silent hill. not everything about this game sucked, but lets just say I’d rather play basketball against that midget girl at the school while weener dogs are trying to bite my heels. [little person? fuck off. I’m not gonna be politically correct for a douche-bag like yourself.]

i found a door standing upright in the woods where I was. it was surrounded by forest, but right in the middle of it there was a door standing in its frame. very odd to come across while going for a walk. my guess is a house burned down there a long time ago and the door is all that’s left. I want to live in that door. Damn headaches. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3014023/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/3014023/ Sat, 31 Jul 2004 21:50:25 PDT
I'm going somewhere. I'll probably be back whenever I feel like coming back. Probably wont have time to update devart. or check out art that has been created by fellow artists. I'll be expecting some fucking awesome pictures for when I come back! I’m looking at you, Francesca Fiore.

Today’s been pretty good. I am made of soap, and my armpits smell like chip dip with chives [which is true]. coffee. erections in my breakfast cereal. Denorex. "Wendy! WENDY!! Give me the bat! GIVE ME THE BAT, WENDY!" ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2973024/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2973024/ Mon, 26 Jul 2004 14:42:13 PDT You are my only friend
You're big and tall
I'm badass, no shawl
On you, even Tupac would depend.

All these years of friendship,
You've never let me down
Through smiles and beers
and hopes and beers, and more beers,
You would not let me wear old lady’s night gown

Remember that time we ate pizza?
And Shredder dropped by, with hands of meat?
His evil laugh cut the air in half
And on him you did beat and/or eat.

"Cowabunga!" you spelled,
and on the floor he did yell,
“damn you, mother fucking douche-bag!
I would have won if not for your jizz covered rag!”
His life snuffed out in a sec
Shredder was slayed by your katana blades
And a crackling snap of his taco covered neck

But our pizza was ruined,
and you asked "wha'cha doin'?"
As i skull fucked over out pie on the floor
You said, "please don't skull fuck Shredder like he’s a cheap whore,
my favorite cytoplasm guy.
Our friendship means much more."

Your words that day,
meant more than i can gay
And more than i could ever tell
Because Leanardo, from
the bottom of my heart-o
You're my friend, and
"hero in a half-shell."

Now give me some sugar, bitch!
Ive got a craving,
You could call it an itch.
And the only thing that can scratch it
Are your big scaly, turtle lips.
[on my junk]

i shouldn't drink so much. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2852093/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2852093/ Sat, 10 Jul 2004 21:48:29 PDT
Also saw Spiderman 2. very good. Did a great job animating Doctor Octopus’ robotic arms.

Things have been looking good lately. All I need is a car and a job and everything will be in it’s right place. at last.

also, i will post a shitload of new art when i get the fuckin' time. so get off my back, old lady! don't want no catheter bag spillin all over my back! damn elderly should stay in their place.

won't you please be my nipple pincher? neighbor. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2663744/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2663744/ Tue, 15 Jun 2004 03:07:52 PDT
meh. 1000 pageviews. too bad i don't really care anymore. i'm sick of it.

Also i read a graphic novel called "Like a Velvet Glove Cast In Iron". i highly recommend it. I think i am going to read it again later. my thanks to the transsexual meat puppet that let me borrow it.

the test said i'm going to the 6th level of hell, the city of dis. good thing i have nothing to worry about because nothing exists. bye. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2597609/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2597609/ Sun, 06 Jun 2004 14:57:38 PDT "L" is for lycanthrope is in a deathmatch powersturggle with Ramstein. they will destroy each other to death. I was thinking of starting a blogg so that i could have one more reason to hate myself but instead i will just rott in the armchair with a box of cheerios and some buttons for wrists.

Don't gonna stapel your thumb
don't ever set fire to the bum.
bright stotlights make you go blind
then green plastic cups is all oui will find
tell me its fancy. get me some green tea.
negative planitarium? tin can jungle
hole in the boat. tea time for me.
kill Gilligan next time he bungles
balloon shrapinel, because i am a robot.

im serious about not stapling your thumb. i did it when i wasn't paying attention. it sucked. plus i felt like a retard for doing it. it didn't really hurt going in but coming out wasn't fun. i live more than usual that day. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2545167/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2545167/ Mon, 31 May 2004 00:53:31 PDT
forget about the hobos laughing in the night
your syphilis brain's getting atrophied
i broke your jets, now you have no flight
my hungry flesh makes them terrified
a big fat wallet smiles green teeth
Hungarian princess, matador thief
you know they plant the mines right beneath
i smashed my foot on the poison coral reef

bad example, but so what? i'm past the point of caring anymore. sounds like angry cows mooing. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2489593/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2489593/ Sun, 23 May 2004 10:15:27 PDT anyways, tenchi cant touch this shit. to quote mc peter "can't touch me. j-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from lethal weapon 2, i've got diplomatic immunity, so hammer you cant sue. i can write grafitti, even jaywalk in the street. i can riot, lute, not give a hoot and touch your sisters teat. can't touch me." dun dun dun dunnn dun dun dun dun x2. "and stop. ima bigshot, theres no doubt light a fire and pee it out." i can't remember the rest but you get the picture. OH the possibilities. "alex the player" i don't like the way that sounds, but, whatever. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2442664/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2442664/ Sun, 16 May 2004 17:25:47 PDT ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2399543/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2399543/ Mon, 10 May 2004 13:49:48 PDT
"I'm sorry, Sally. your just too ugly to spend any time drawing. Also im already scheduled to draw that boy who lives under the stairs, you know, the one with no arms and the missing chunk of brain tissue."

Im thinkin of a cartoon concept in which its like law and order and the trial is basically Splinter molested Rafael.

girls please punch me in face. [its experiment] sit on a toaster shocks like logs ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2375131/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2375131/ Thu, 06 May 2004 20:57:25 PDT
Anyway, marc was telling me about that planitary event that is supposed to end the world in 2012. what was that called, marc?

oh yeah, 599 page views - feh - like i give a damn [Hey he actually used his new catch phrase!]. if only i was a attractive young girl, than i could have 10,000 page views within three days of joining deviantart just like everyone else. All the pedophiles would want to play twister with me, OH what a maigcal candy covered land we would live in!

just put up another journal to waste your time, no other reason.

Could Pennywise the clown and Mothra conceivably fight? ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2333643/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2333643/ Fri, 30 Apr 2004 20:27:44 PDT
I would just like to dispell any myths that if you die in a dream you die in real life. i had a very lengthy conversation with someone recently and they thought that if you actually die in a dream that you die in real life [like you have a stroke while your sleeping and don't wake up.] This is not true. i have been killed now for the second time as of last thursday and i am still here OR IMA GHOST! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SCARY! I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO WASTE MY TIME TYPING IN A JOURNAL TO A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHOLES ON THE INTERNET. SOO FRIGHTINING. That would be like escaping hell to work at a hotdog stand. i always get stabbed in the spine with something.

ima going to hitt on her soooo much that she will get a restraining order that i will not obey. and by "her" i mean all five or six of them. im such a creep.

HEY! i need a digital camera so i can take pictures of my fake beards and the [dun, dun, dunnnnnnndramaticmusiiiiiic] THE LOST BEARDED NIPPLE.
[maybe i should start uppercase i's] ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2213496/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2213496/ Tue, 13 Apr 2004 08:48:52 PDT
if i told you you had a cancerous body, would you hold it against me?

this explorer thing is fucked up. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2191006/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2191006/ Sat, 10 Apr 2004 07:33:16 PDT
ima gonna post my picture of mell gibson skull fucking jesus when ima done.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHh! MY HOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK FROM MOLD! IT'S EVERYWHERE I'M SURROUNDED!

PLEASE SAVE US ZOMBIE JESUS! [eventhough i kinda doubt you ever exsisted.] ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2135533/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2135533/ Fri, 02 Apr 2004 07:35:42 PST i am so bloody hungry. i haven't eaten a propper meal in quite some time. FOOD. i will start eating these bitches sitting next to me. scratch that, those whores probably taste horrible.

aaaahahahahahah 200! ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2074914/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2074914/ Mon, 29 Mar 2004 08:17:00 PST i wish i had a coin to help me decide. i don't want anyone like those stupid yugi oh people riping off any of my GOOD art.
its just too hard to hunt someone down through the internet and kill them for stealing ideas.
I don't know.
What do you think my friends?

GO HERE TO STOP THE RAGING MENACE:
[link] ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2067466/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2067466/ Tue, 23 Mar 2004 06:42:19 PST ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2035689/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/2035689/ Thu, 18 Mar 2004 09:03:50 PST ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/1991478/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/1991478/ Thu, 11 Mar 2004 07:16:53 PST ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/1991452/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/1991452/ Thu, 11 Mar 2004 07:17:50 PST

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. ]]> ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/1909192/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/1909192/ Thu, 26 Feb 2004 10:16:58 PST ~Alex-Cooper http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/1883921/ http://Alex-Cooper.deviantart.com/journal/1883921/ Sat, 21 Feb 2004 14:55:26 PST ~Alex-Cooper