http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Anti-Emo-Sabre&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Anti-Emo-Sabre en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:07:50 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/28152951/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/28152951/ Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:13:00 PST I did not go to Rocky Horror, But I did have a costume that was pretty uncomfortable and made eating or drinking nigh impossible.
Now that I actually have a scanner, I might be getting some more arts up if any of you care.
If you don't care, I'm writing you out of the will. (Twice in one night!)
If I start doing that, I'll probably start doing more of these.
And if I start doing more of these, I'll probsbly need to start doing cocaine in order to maintain the level of awesomeness you have come to expect from my mindfreaking journal entrys.
And if I start doing coke, it's only a matter of time before I start using heroin.
And then I'll sell my scanner to support my habit.
But then because of the drugs I'll do some of my greatest work and it'll suck for youz guyz. You'll nev3r see it.
So I propose we just cut out the middle man.
Send me money so I won't have to sell my scanner for as much.
That's all I have to say for now, son.

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]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/23548811/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/23548811/ Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:38:42 PST Nobody?
Good!

]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/21085388/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/21085388/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:10:27 PDT I've got nothing to say to you F-R-E-A-K-S.
What are you even doing in my house?
Bumbershoot was awesome, thank you for asking.
I have officially gone through five iPods in the last six months, is that wierd.
For those of you not familiar with the new iTunes, it has a program called Genius.
What Genius does is takes a song you select and makes a playlist of twenty-four other songs that go with the selected song.
What makes that worth note is that I have 3339 songs on my iPod, ranging all genres.
From THe Rapture to Job For A Cowboy, and no matter what song I choose for Genius, Phsyco Killer by the Talking Heads is always on the playlist.
I think this machine is a retarded.
This part is for the gamers in the building.
If you own a PS3 and haven't played bought Ridge Racer 7 yet, kill yourselves.
Or you could buy two copies, one to play and the other to give to one of your friends without a PS3 so that they have something to work for/cry about.
And with that, I leave you with this final thought:
Watch out for jaywlking spider-queens, they'll fuck you up proper.

]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/19280705/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/19280705/ Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:57:22 PDT It's a combination of the word Finally; meaning after a long time of waiting something has happened or come up, this is a major theme in this journal.
And the name of American academy award nominated actor, model and producer Nicholas King Nolte known for his roles in such films as Hulk, The Spiderwick Chronicles, 48 Hours, and Northville Cemetery massacre, He does not come up at all in this journal at all, i just thought it was a funny play on words.
Seriously though, did you get it?
After several months of patient waiting, I am now the proud owner of a Sony Playstation 3 video game entertainment system.
No I don't have Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns Of The Patriots yet, that's on Friday, I do have GTA 4 and Splinter Cell.
Anyway, this would be a much shorter journal if in didn't have to explain my sparkling wordplay to you all.
I sur hope it doesn't get stolen while i am away from home.

]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/15059203/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/15059203/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 13:42:10 PDT I guess this entire journale has to be an edit now because of the library's retarded program posting this journal while I was typing, AWESOME!!!!!
Speaking of awesome, the other day, Honeysythel, Djonin, Djonin's girlfriend, and Yours Truly were hanging out in a goodwill store and I found a perfect copy of Metal Gear Solid 3: Sustinence for $6! (For those of who Not In the know, that's like finding a Mountain of brand new pornography in your closet.)
However i had to let Djonin buy as I do not have a PS2(I'd more than willing to take one of your hands if you've got a PS3.)
But now I'm borrowing Djonin's girlfriends and It's glorious.
Other than that my life has been preeettyyyyy lame.
I used to have the largest bedroop in the house with a king sized waterbed and all kinds of cool shit.
but then when I went camping once, (as I so often do) My mother slept in my roomj, (as she so often does when I'm gone.) and decided she wants that particular room.
Even though When we moved in she told me that I should have that room so I could have space to study and entertain friends.
So now I'm in a 18' by 18' Bedroom sleeping on a boxspring matress.
You have no idea how much thos matresses hurt.
On the plus side, since my dad didn't this move to happen either, I can totally get a Rintendo Revolution out of him, maybe even an Xbox 360.

]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/13460941/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/13460941/ Sat, 23 Jun 2007 14:31:00 PDT It's time for Anti-Emo sabre's DVD reveiw!
Today is a special editon double feature.
I have watched both Curse Of The Golden Flower and The Wicker Man.
Rather than try to explain the set-up to Curse Of The golden flower myself, I'm just going to copy the first paragraph of the Wikipedia narticle and add my own annotions.
The plot is set in the imperial court of the Later Shu, which was during the turbulent Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms Period. Emperor Ping (Chow Yun Fat) is a man of humble origins and strong ambition, having risen to the throne from the lowly rank of captain. He abandoned his first wife(Chen Jin) [Whom we later learn has become a ninja and is the imperial doctors wife] to marry the Princess of Liang, who is now his Empress Phoenix(Gong Li). The Emperor does not love his second wife or her often sour mood; he blames the latter on an illness, for which he has forced her to take medicine of his own [awesomely poisonous] concoction every two hours for the past ten years. Empress Phoenix has been outwardly obedient throughout the marriage and her husband's treatment, but has grown suspicious of the medicine in the recent span of ten days. Her submissiveness also conceals the fact that she and Crown Prince Wan(Liu Ye, the Emperor's son from his previous wife, have engaged in an illicit affair for three years. The status quo is broken, however, when Wan reveals to the Empress his guilt about the affair and then ends it against her wishes. Part of his motivation is a second secret relationship, held with Jiang Chan(Li Man) the daughter of the Imperial Doctor(Ni Dahong) [as well as his sister but he doesn't know that yet]. Wan's overriding desire is to escape the palace, which he has never left, and thereby see the outside world with Chan.
Meanwhile, The Empress asks Second Prince Jai(singer Jay Chou) to lead the empresses army against the emperor.
Crown Prince Wan doesn't want to be heir to the throne anymore.
And as for youngest prince Yu(Qin Junjie), well, we don't see much of hime 'till the end.
this movie has everthing all movies should, Ninjas, A man who fights said ninjas with a golden spatula, Poisonous medicine, Giant sheild walls, Staged fighting, A prince so powerful he can just turn towards you while holding a weapon and you die, Incest, And so much cleavage you won't believe it.
This film also taught me many valuable lessons, for example, never turn your back, side, or front on a ninja or a man who employs ninjas.
However the movie did lack any special "special features", but the voice actors for the english version actually watched the movie and didn't just read the lines in a boring monotone.
I recommend you stop reading my review and go out and but The Curse Of The Golden flower right now.
Now onto The Wicker Man.
Don't be fooled by the fact that this movie stars Nicholas "Ghost Rider" Cage.
It was totally lame, The plot is about a California motorcycle cop who fails tho save a little girl from a burning car and is haunted by it forever.
One day he gets a letter from his ex-girlfriend asking him to help find her missing daughter who, as luck would have it, looks just like the girl he failed to save all those years ago.
Thinking he can redeem himself he heads to sommersisle, an island in the puget sound owned by a secretive society.
Things get weird after that, and a crow in a schoolgirls desk becomes a metaphor for his character.
The DVD claimed a shocking alternate ending, so I had to watch it twice, only to discover the shocking alternate ending was there was no ending!
Don't see this movie unless you like movies that try to be one thing and end up being something else entirely.
Come back next time you see I've made a new journal entry to read more of my reviews.
Remember I can only get better at this.

]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/13166948/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/13166948/ Thu, 31 May 2007 17:12:22 PDT First off all, I got my PSP back after a year of waiting!
I am going to purchase a PS2 from Boog.
I got a sexy black leather trenchcoat.
Me and Djonin Might be employed at A Video Game Store.
I met my Nintendo 64 again and was amazed a the level of graphics in such an old timey machine.
And I saw Honey sythel's band perform again as well as read the definition of PTSD live onstage.
I developed a Time Warp machine And went into the future.
Sharks have risen up out of the ocean and enslaved humanity to work in their Tiberium mines.
I will tell you your fate in 17 years if you ask most impolitely.

]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/11766516/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/11766516/ Sat, 10 Feb 2007 22:45:43 PST 2. I’ll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I’ll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I’ll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I’ll ask you something that I’ve always wondered about you.
8. You MUST put this into your journal.
9. I’ll tell you what Music Video you make me think of, and I’ll send you a link to it.

]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/10829317/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/10829317/ Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:44:34 PST The ones that might actually work I'm not gonna tell you because you might steal them so here some good ones that I'll let you have.


I know how the government should spend our tax money.
We should get squirells right?
And then we should train them in how to use flamethrowers.
Then we send the squirells into heavily forested enemy areas and smoke the badguys out.
And say we've got the enemies cornered under a cliff, we could have lemmings that explode on contact or light themselves on fire and jump off the fuckin' cliff.
Now, I know what you're thinking,"What if they survive our lemming bombing?" well then they'l have to contend with our mouse-laid minefield.
And finally, we get these rats, but they're not rats.
Well they look like rats, but they're actually tanks!

I also have a great idea on combining birds and aquatic animals.
But I'll let your imagination run free on that one.

And as always if you have any questions ask me.
I'll try and channel Bam Margera's response as well.

]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/10470667/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/10470667/ Sat, 21 Oct 2006 22:43:57 PDT I'll just go back to a previous subject.
If you have any problems at all ask me for my add-vice.
If you don't have any problems, just make some up.

By the way, people that like awesome movies should see this [link]

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My Favorite Nothing was pretty good.

But Army Of None wuz awesome!
I heckled the crap out of Honeysythel.
And the only guy in the band I didn't try to start a fight with was the bass player!
And then Honeysythel jumped into the crowd and started moshing.
And after the show, we put a recliner on the roof of David's van.

Giant Killer Robots were hellza tight!

]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/10252365/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/10252365/ Tue, 03 Oct 2006 20:22:29 PDT so send me a comment with whatever it is that bothers you and I will reply with my advice on how to fix your problems.

]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/10085907/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/10085907/ Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:44:47 PDT Guess where I was yesterday?


I went to Seattle's very own Laserdome to see Muse's Black Holes And Revelations.
For Free!
It was so awesome!
It had spaceblimps, Giant Robots, ANd FLying Marijuana joints.
And most importantly, LAZZORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it was set to Muse's new album!
My spot was right next to the speaker.
I can't hear shit now, but it was worth it.
LAZZORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9920071/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9920071/ Thu, 31 Aug 2006 15:10:11 PDT There is an official release date for the greatest movie ever, straing the greatest band ever.
Now, I know you're all thinking, " But Mr. Sabre, How can there possibly be a movie greater than snakes on a plane? The very concept makes my haed explode."
Well, as soon a s you gather your head back together, I'll tell you.









Alright, times up!!!
I you haven't figured it out yet, its....

TENACIOUS D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY !!!!!!!!!!!!

If you were not aware of this movie before, here is the deliciously official website: [link]

It is coming out November 18, the day when the streets will run red with the blood of the innocent. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9785848/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9785848/ Sat, 19 Aug 2006 19:18:23 PDT I also came in second in a pizza eating contest.
And some other stuff happened.
like I walked a long way to see Djonin's play.
and I almost beat Vice City (long after I started and stopped playing San Andreas) ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9760681/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9760681/ Thu, 17 Aug 2006 13:40:52 PDT If you subscribe I need you to make a survey.
A survey on whether the deviants think I should move to Iowa or not.
And please tell me if you do this so I can put you on my freinds if you aren't already there. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9727412/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9727412/ Mon, 14 Aug 2006 16:38:49 PDT It was awesome.
SOme chick even hit on me!!!!
And on saturday I went to Endfest 15.
THat was awesome.
especially when the Mars Volta got botlles of piss thrown at them.
I say, "If someone can get up during one of your songs, wait in line behind 20 other people, get fries, and get back to their seat before the song ends, you deserve all the piss you get throwna at you."
We missed Wolfmother because Eagles Of Death Metal took too long.
I crowd surfed 5 times.
ANd other shit went down.
Then on sunday, I got to be in a Music video.
I even filmed a part of it!
If there's a scene in there with a lot of shoes. it's mine.
To summarize, Seattle is, like the best city eva! ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9571554/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9571554/ Tue, 01 Aug 2006 22:51:33 PDT

EVERYONE That reads this journal entry has to do these things:

A) First, recommend to me:
1. a movie
2. an artist (books or comics)
3. a musical artist, song, or album

(B) I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want. No kidding, ANYTHING, I'll give you the absolute honest truth, to the best of my ability.

(C) Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9555857/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9555857/ Mon, 31 Jul 2006 15:16:09 PDT I was expecting a lot of new shit but 112?!?!?
That is just too much.
so here's what I'm gonna do.
YOur lives all suck more than mine so I'm just gonna delete all your journal entries.
I will delete all hot topics.(Not that I don't already do that.)
If you sent me a deviation witha an intersting title I will probably not delete it.
I will reply to all your comments.(Don't expect me to remember the conversation though. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9354466/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9354466/ Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:59:01 PDT Which means I shouldn't be awake yet.
But I am.
My mom made me wake up to clean the kitchen and now I can't get back to sleep.
So here I am.
This place is so boring.
I'm gonna mess with my cat.
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That wasn't as much fun as I thought.
This is one of those days where nothing is going to happen and I won't be able to sleep through it.
And while my mom's home, I can't ignore the world and play San andreas 'till midnight.
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Screw this, I'm gettin' A Coke. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9147662/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/9147662/ Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:54:29 PDT I'm not gonna say anything about anything.
Except school is out And I'm gonna get a Mohawk!
That is all.
Everthing after this is just me randomly punding on the key board.
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Once upon a time is a faraway make beleive city called seattle...
There a lived a guy with a annoying-ass little brother.
The guy was in 7th grade and his brother in the 4th grade.,
Now the week before christmas brake, The guy and his brother got so sick that they both missed the entire week.
The guy got better at the end of the wek due to his superior immune system.
His brother stayed sick until Christmas eve.
On christmas day his brother wouldn't even get up to open presnts.
everyone thought this was totally natural as the family didn't really do anything for christmas any way.
But at 9pm, his brother still wouldn't get up so they tood him to swedish hospital's E.R.
They said it wasn't bad but they still brought in the most experienced doctor in teh ho-spital.
He said ther was a puss build up in the back of his brain.
So the took him to Harborveiw hospital (one of the best in the country)
Where they performed midnight Neurosugery.
The brothe r was in a coma for three days and three nights.
When he finally woke up they moved him to children's hospital.
He staye d ther 'til two weeks after new years.
He was discharged perfectly normal.
No brain damge or anything.
Except a really cool scar that makes his head look like a baseball from the proper angle.
And that christmas ruining little brother grew up to be ...
My annoying little brother three years later.
ANd the guy grew up to be me!
the end? ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8922903/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8922903/ Tue, 30 May 2006 17:28:32 PDT
1. I am a buddhis-satanist.

2.I would kill Mr. sythe in a fair fight.

3. I have seen the future and It's not too good.

4.THERE IS NO FOURTH THING YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!

5. I am not one of those hella cool cuban guys that can jump one story straight up.

6. If I wanted too, I could pass all my calsses.

I'm gonna tag.................




um....

come back next week to9 find out who I tag. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8893173/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8893173/ Sat, 27 May 2006 13:14:25 PDT I could do this american idol style and make you sit through an hour of pointless shit and ryan seacrest.
but I'm better than taht.
The winner of another competition for the losers is....
HONEYSYTHEL!!!!!!!!!!
With "hello, I'd like a medium fuck and a large classic poop" in girs voice.
Maybe if the rest of you were smarter than a small boulder you could have won.
Shame on all of you.
Especially Djonin for not sbmitting a setence.
I'm gonna shun him for that.
The rest of are okay just very,very lame. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8733479/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8733479/ Sun, 14 May 2006 16:08:37 PDT Another audience interactive journal experience for you.
This time I want you to Come up with the most creative usage of the word "fuck" in a setence.
The competition goes until next week unless something so icredibly mind blowingly amazing happens to me and I just have to tell you about it.
The winner will get something that might be cool.

As of right now I will allow more than one entry per person.
Also, nothing you could have got of a cd cover.
And here is my entry:
FUCKING FUCKY FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now enjoy the new rules and kill your competition if they have a serious chance of beating you. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8702479/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8702479/ Sun, 07 May 2006 16:06:43 PDT So enjoy!
fella: ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8655285/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8655285/ Tue, 02 May 2006 18:28:13 PDT I just got the most disturbing pop-up ever.
It was for old lady porn.
Who wants to look at that shit.
I mean, I can't understand how someone would get turned on by that.
It's like public mastrubation only a bazillion times worse.
I might have to hire twenty phsycogists just for the idea of it.
Is this really how lazy americans are?
"I'm eighty and instead of saving for retirement I strip"
I'm not going to allow pop-ups to continue to exist if this is what they bring me. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8502114/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8502114/ Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:53:45 PDT No, seriously, don't you have better things to do than read my journal.
Normaly I'd give you a list of things to do and wouldn't let you have independent thought untill you finished.
But today I'm feeling lazy.
Good bye.
































































































Now I'm just taking up space, waiting for you to leave.
And you can't stop me!







































































































































(insert evil/ominous/menacing laugh here.) ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8315641/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8315641/ Thu, 30 Mar 2006 15:31:21 PST I just can't believe some one would do that.
I (living Seattle) have read almost every news story published about this event, and can give the story as I interpreted it.
But I won't.
Instead I'll tell you what Kyle Huff did before the rampage.
He went to a rave, met some people who invited him to an after party where we drank their beer, smoked their pot and then left the house.
He went to his truck where he had stashed a 12-gauge pistol grip shotgun, a baseball bat, a semi-automatic assault rifle, a can if orange spray paint, a machete, and over 300 rounds of ammo. He took the shotgun, the semi-automatic, and the spray paint.
As he walked back to the house he spray painted the word NOW. on the sidewalk twice and once on the steps of a neighbors house.
Huff arrived at the house intent on killing or something close to that because thats what he did to six people before blowing his own braind out.
I know the media will try and convince you that the ravers had something to do with this other than being vctims, DON'T BELEIVE A WORD OF IT.
Seattle ravers are generally nice people and not bullies of that sort.
Now for my theory.
Kyle Huff was either extremely fucked up in the head. or a soldier sent from the future to kill somone at that house for severe evil they may one day release upon the entire population of Earth.
And remember, don't do drugs. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8078494/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/8078494/ Sun, 05 Mar 2006 20:45:01 PST He says the winner gets to win.
But I wouldn't enter a competition without a prize.
So give me your suggestions for a prize, and tell all your friends to view my page. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7992618/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7992618/ Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:58:23 PST Who wants to hear a new rant from me?
Too bad, you're getting one anyway.

Damn reality t.v shows.
This time you've gone way too far.
I was watching some news channel this morning and I saw a thing were you go to their website and vote for waht news story you want to hear reported on their show the next day.
Now isn't that just a little ridiculous?
Shut up!
I'll tell you waht it is:
IT'S FUCKIN' RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean don't we* deserve to hear all the news not just what people want to hear.
If the news only gave most people what they want, it would all be human interest stories and no disaster stories or anything important that could warn you of the serial rapist who might live in the apartment above you.
so what I say is let the judges or contestants vote for who they like or hate.
Don't let the american people feel like they're more important than they really are. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7885894/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7885894/ Mon, 13 Feb 2006 17:07:37 PST "What do you think of those Transformers?"
To which he replied,
"Yo man check this shiznit out!"
He turned into a flying bus an tokd me to hop on.
We went to moonbase 2 and kicked some skanky decepticon ass al the way to Hogwarts.
After that, we flew over Amsterdamn and got some weed, which we totallly smuggled into the country.
Then we raised the titanic and put it under the face of mars.
It started getting late and The Pope almost missed his Popey curfew because he had to drop me off at my place.
Anyway Contact me if you want some weed from Amsterdamn. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7818435/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7818435/ Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:08:07 PST come on people!
I only got two comments on the ultimate fight!
But I have had over one hundred pageviews!!!
Using standard math......-nes.......!
I should be getting at least 52 comments!!!
Now get out there and comment on the preppie fight right now.
Or I'll finally get a chance to use my internt flame thrower.
]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7782175/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7782175/ Thu, 02 Feb 2006 15:08:28 PST Today I'm not going to rant,
I'm just gonna ask your opinion on some thing.
Who would win in a fight, Ryan Seacrest or, Carson Daly?
THE ULTIMATE PREPPY FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have been having the preliminary rounds in my sick, twisted mind,
And now want your feed back.
The rules are anything goes.
The weapons are katanas, hokey sticks, chainsaw, or, aluminum baseball bats.
The fighting arena is 50 yards x 50 yards.
send me your thoughts on who you think would win and why.
]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7782096/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7782096/ Thu, 02 Feb 2006 14:59:47 PST ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7769246/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7769246/ Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:09:02 PST Introducing the inter-flamer!!!!
A special breakthrough in sciencey-ness!!!! Now you too can torch your enemies over the internet!!!!! :smiley:
Hurry up and order now!!!!!
Don't be stupid!!!!!
Don't you want to mortally wound people without a chainsaw?
EMOTICoNS TO GET YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7760817/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7760817/ Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:13:51 PST I'm so bored
I'm so motherfucking bored
I woul rather give myself a lobotomy than suffer through today
I want to kill my self but that would be Emo
Emo is one of the three things I am extremely opposed to
The other two are the cold and the president
I need some thing to do right now
give me your suggestions
on my site or comments on this
but get them in by tomorrow or else my head may very well explode ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7750545/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7750545/ Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:18:19 PST ) E-mailed the teacher whose name was on the form, Who then E-mailed my mom, who then yelled at me for skipping math class and then told my dad, who yelled at me AND grounded me from video games\ Computer. But I can use the school computers so this really isn't That big a deal for me. In conclusion, Dear my school's librarian (You know who you are.) Don't take your anger at never making it as a real librarian at the students, Take it out on my L.A teacher. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7712767/ http://Anti-Emo-Sabre.deviantart.com/journal/7712767/ Thu, 26 Jan 2006 11:16:27 PST No one can actually have an original thought without getting arrested or beaten. Most people tell jokes they got from a book or see on T.V. They just tweak it a little so no one says, "Wasn't that in Wallace and Gromit?" This whole anti-commercialism type rant I got from a book. If any of have an original thought please conact me to tell me how dumb I am. For more on the governments evilness please head to the nearest music store or mucsic download site and get some Clash albums. ]]> ~Anti-Emo-Sabre