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WELL have i got an offer for you.
all you have to do is be one of the first 10 people to comment on this journal entry.
and THEN i will put your avatar and links to three deviations i like the most from your gallery!

if you answer you have to do the same on your journal putting me in first place, completing the list with 10 people

~NotTheNicest has featured me so she will be first on my list:

1. - [link] - [link] - [link]

2. - [link] - [link] - [link]

3. - [link] - [link] - [link]

4. - [link] - [link] - [link]

5. - [link] - [link] - [link]

6. - [link] - [link] - [link]

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]]> ~Apple-Autopsy http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/26543609/ http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/26543609/ Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:24:24 PDT No work without play
No sun without rain
No joy without pain
Without you i am less than whole
A demi-being
with half a soul
United we are more than one
We must not be undone.

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i'm back. and i've finally finished my giant clay gargoyle.

and so i bid you adieu




]]> ~Apple-Autopsy http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/26176583/ http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/26176583/ Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:48:26 PDT There’s a way
Or at least that’s what they say
So pick yourself up
And turn the work into play
Flip the problem upside down
Find the smile behind the frown
And the night
Will turn into day

]]> ~Apple-Autopsy http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/23655152/ http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/23655152/ Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:22:20 PDT i'm a bit sick of my gallery because it all looks the same too.
i'll do more art, i promise. i just need some inspiration, can anyone offer me some?
maybe i should convert my banana book into pictures.

anywho, how is everyone?

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THE ROLLING COOKIE HAS FINALLY MET ITS MATCH~!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!one!!!!!!






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.... the rolling cookie WILL destroy you.

]]> ~Apple-Autopsy http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/22665668/ http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/22665668/ Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:15:19 PST DO NOT CHEAT!

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

chaaaaaaaaaarlie the unicorn

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

a big brown bear bear.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

we get chased by a hunter. and the we go LOLLOPING over the mountains.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.

okay, it's a fantastically huge dilapidated mansion. all the windows are broken and it's falling apart. in the center is a mighty tree growing up through the wooden floor boards with its branches going all through the house with vines hanging from them. surrounding the tree is a pool of water with plants growing from it and all around it. with brightly colored plants growing from every nook and cranny of the house.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

yes, a massive tall one made of cobblestone.

6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room, what do you see?

the tree with mushrooms growing on its roots. and a big chandelier.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

a blue and white china cup, cracked and with intricate, detailed decoration/painting.

8. What do you do with the cup?

put it on my head?

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?

a spectacular ocean, with a horizon as far as the eye can see. the water is completely still, with only tiny waves.

10. How will you cross the water?

in a tiny wooden rowing boat. with a lantern hanging from the top



YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CHEAT!!

1. The people who you are walking in the woods with are the most important people in your life.

NOTES FROM QUIZ TAKER – most important person in my life= a unicorn. WOOOO


2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

NOTES FROM QUIZ TAKER – meh


3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

NOTES FROM QUIZ TAKER – ...run away?

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

NOTES FROM QUIZ TAKER – gosh this is freaky.


5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

NOTES FROM QUIZ TAKER – aww really?

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

NOTES FROM QUIZ TAKER – tehe. um. ahemmmmm....*runs away*


7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationships.

NOTES FROM QUIZ TAKER – okay so not so strong? hrmmmm


8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

NOTES FROM QUIZ TAKER – put stuff on my head? yeah righto.


9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

NOTES FROM QUIZ TAKER – BAHHAHA jesus.


10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.

oh god. seriously? crossing an endless ocean? in a rowing boat?

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i ask you to support *priteeboy who has received the bulk of these attacks, with hundreds of cruel, thoughtless messages sent to him each day. go check out his journal for more info. [link]

*UPDATE* this is an all time low, check it out: [link]


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yeah, that's right bitches, he's very ashamed of you.
very. very ashamed. just look at that face.

]]> ~Apple-Autopsy http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/22094980/ http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/22094980/ Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:01:03 PST FACEBOOK: [link]
MSN: insert_fake_email_here@hotmail.com

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http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/21726176/ Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:53:23 PST

stolen from ~deminex

Leave me a comment on this journal and I will:

a) Tell you why I friended you
b) Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.
c) Tell you something I like about you,
d) Tell you a memory I have of you,
e) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) Tell you my favorite user pic of yours,
g) In return, you must post this in your journal.

do it or i will send my army of mermaid Pegasus donkeys after you.




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COLORS WITH A MEANING.
contest held by check out his stuff, it's amazing. ENTER THIS CONTEST. it's a great idea, and it's only got 2 weeks left. so HURRY UP!

here's a link: [link]

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(Friends)

http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/21725719/ Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:02:14 PST try it.. [link] click on the big picture in the middle.

Name: harry
Date: 11/29/2008
Colorgenics Number: 07512463

At this particular time, you are feeling that you are or were unjustly and undeservedly treated and/or betrayed in your hopes and dreams. You feel that everything is against you. But look on the bright side for you are, whether you believe it or not, a survivor.

You need an atmosphere of peace and quiet and you would like to share a bond of understanding with the 'right person' - you have the belief that with the right person, your stress and anxiety could be minimised.

Enough is enough - but the problems never seem to stop. They never stop. You feel, and maybe you are right, that the problems seem to go on and on and you have indeed had more than your fair share of trials and tribulations. But to give you credit - you bounce back time and time again - you stick to your beliefs because deep down you have that inner knowledge, that 'belief' system that in the end, everything will turn out OK - and you are right -it will!

There is considerable amount of stress present in your life at this time and this is perhaps due to some considerable mental and physical frustration. There are various physical needs that are necessary for your well-being but whatever the reasons - mostly of your own making - your needs are not being fulfilled. We wonder why? You are under the impression that nobody seems to care for you. This predicament is most uncomfortable and it is because of this that you are experiencing far more stress than you feel you can cope with. You need to find a soul mate - someone who truly understands you and whose standards are as high as your own. As matters stand you would like to break away from the vicious cycle that you find yourself entrapped but this is easier said than done. You refuse to compromise with your opinions and essentially you are unable to resolve the situation because you are continually postponing the making of the necessary decision. You are stubborn but this should be no deterrent experiencing a happy life.

You feel worn out - you have no energy and your depleted vitality has created intolerance for any further stimulation. You feel inadequate and this subjects you to agitation, irritation and acute distress from which you try to escape by refusing further direct participation. You have become very wary and cautious but you have an inner strength. You have that determination to get your own way and succeed in the end.




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(Friends)

http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/21725572/ Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:43:25 PST

]]> ~Apple-Autopsy http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/21692138/ http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/21692138/ Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:11:54 PST I will answer whichever two I choose....maybe
You can't ask the same question two/three times to make me answer it.
You can ONLY ask three questions. and be MATURE (mainly directed at sean)

Annnnd if there's a question I don't want to answer, i will do something nice for you. (haven't figured out what yet.. maybe make a collection featuring all your works)
no maths questions please.....PLEASE


if you ask me questions, you have to do this in ur journals too.



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(Friends)

http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/19757499/ Sun, 03 Aug 2008 18:18:29 PDT


(Clubs)
http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/19712543/ Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:25:32 PDT showed me. [link]

It is WRONG what they are doing to these poor animals, and I urge you to realize what these animals are put through. They are treated BRUTALLY by these farmers, and it must come to a stop. READ THE ARTICLE, and it will tell you the details of the horrendous acts the fur-farmers commit. WATCH THE VIDEO TO SEE WHAT THEY DO TO THESE POOR, INNOCENT ANIMALS!! but be warned that it is horrible, and it made me want to throw up.

I hope these bastards burn in hell for what they do to these animals. and i wish that they could have these horrific things done to them, so they can FEEL the pain, misery, and torment which they have brought upon these animals.

Don't buy fur products, and help to bring an end to this by either donating [link] or signing the pledge to go 'Fur Free'[link]

Thanks.



The Article : [link]

]]> ~Apple-Autopsy http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/19459446/ http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/19459446/ Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:49:45 PDT
This is what I gotta do:

RULEZ:
1. Post these rules
2. People Tagged must post 8 things each about themselves in their journals
3. Tag 6 people and post their icons on the same journal
4. Go to their pages and send a message that says you tagged them
5. No Tag-Backs

1)I like to eat.
2)my favorite thing to eat is jellybeans (pink ones mostly)
3)I have a pet cactus named Hubert.
4)favorite thing in the world is strawberry ice-cream.
5)I like music
6)If a genie appeared in my toilet and granted me a wish, i would tell him to make a swimming pool in my backyard and fill it with marshmallows.
7)I love running around in the rain until it stops and a rainbow appears.
8)My maths teacher kidnapped my pet caterpillar

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1:Sean
2:Krysia
3:Kat
4:Sarah
5:Ellen
6:Georgie
7:The Pope
8:A somewhat elderly Goat
9:The Purple Telly-tubby.
10:Zanna


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Kat makes out with a toaster, and the goat eats the tablecloth.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
They both end up going to a gay bar dressed as nuns.

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?
Sean. (I like his cats )

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
LOL, zanna walks in on krysia making out... with the pope. enough said.

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
The goat commits suicide.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
none of them. Mrs. Cuts flies onto the scene, with her magical umbrella (which she stole from Mary Poppins) and comes and shoots lasers from her shiny red ears,

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minetes later what is happening?
Sean is chopping the vegetables with his hands.

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?
turns on his tummy-vision and watches a documentary on cotton farmers. (Hosted by Mr. Hiscock)

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?
The Goat. Definitely.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Alfred.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
I chose neither. instead, I invite them to a karaoke party on the queen's private yacht, along with the Indian cricket team, Miss Ness, and the Balinese goddess of plenty.

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Because she can.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
OF COURSE, she’s kat. Duh!

14) Everyone is invite to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
The goat is enormously shocked and disappointed. having survived it's last suicide attempt, it tries again.

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because his nose is too big.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
They all sit there and listen intently. (except for the goat who is dead)

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Sean walks in, with his shirt buttons undone, and his hair messed up. His tie is hanging loosely around his neck. He is late because a giant squid was blocking traffic on the highway.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happends?
The telly-tubby flirts with my dog, and Ellen shows up, delusional, believing that she is an Eskimo fighting off a pretend blizzard.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
It goes splendidly, until the RSPCA turns up and arrests them all for animal cruelty because they are dragging a goat corpse around the zoo.

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
They are protesting the lack of bingo players in brisbane. I join them.

21) 9 murders 2 best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Krysia alerts the authority with claims that tinkie winkie is gay.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does 6 save themself or 1?
After a long argument, Sean sacrifices himself for Georgie, who then dies shortly after, due to intense emotional grief.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
The goat (because he’s already dead)

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Susan kicks a hole in the cave roof and they both fly to safety.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
She dooms society by turning all the children gay.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
The pope gets a hernia.

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
She turns green and throws grand pianos at him.

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
No. because he used holy water

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Kat eats the goat.

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or... ]]> ~Apple-Autopsy http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/18265034/ http://Apple-Autopsy.deviantart.com/journal/18265034/ Sat, 10 May 2008 22:46:12 PDT
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I dream that I am standing at my best friend's grave. There is a tree growing behind it. It's a cherry blossom tree (Japanese tree with pink flowers). suddenly, A storm cloud grows out of the empty sky. The sky turns from blue to black in a matter of seconds as it spreads like ink. A fierce thunderstorm brews, then the tree is struck by lightning. All the blossoms turn black and fall to the ground. I begin to get scared. I am all alone and there is no one else.

The rain is coming down heavily now, it begins to flood. The current sweeps me off my feet and away into the darkness. The flow of the water quickens and I move faster and faster, away from the grave. The speed of the current increases rapidly, until it stops abruptly. I am floating, in the air. But then I fall, from a giant waterfall, headfirst. I see my death approaching. It seems like the falling goes on forever. I see jagged rocks at the bottom of the waterfall waiting patiently for their next victim. I know what will happen and it all seems so real. Then I see his face, the face of my best friend, it flashes before my eyes.

And just as my head hits the rocks, I wake up. I am back in my bedroom.

It was all just a dream....

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