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                <title>be friends with him NOW</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 21:25:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://kingofluna.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br /><br />i promise i will be back, and me and him will animate.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>Comment this Journal and I'll love you</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/20106080/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:48:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well well well, where has Artie Milano been.<br />im sorry deviants, but I will admit it, I haven't done animation in over a year, and I've been spending my creativity time on guitar and girls D:<br /><br />So yeah, I'm not dead, in fact you can contact me anytime on aim or myspace, if you have that. but yeah, I am going to say I am starting animation again once i get back on my computer (on my laptop right now. BUT STILL I MAY B AS RANDOM AS BEFORE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />or not. bleh. I'm driving soon, lol.<br /><br />Hit me up on AIM at<br /><br />artieACORNS 8D<br /><br />or myspace<br /><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/artiemilano">[link]</a><br /><br />PEACE NUKKA.<br /><br />oh yeah, and I have a mohawk, what are the odds?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>GAIA :D</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:57:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I KNOW WHERE THE HELL DID I COME FROM<br />
<br />
Add me on Gaia and I'll love you forever, I JUST made an account<br />
<br />
<b>ArtieMilano8D</b><br />
<br />
oh and if you still love me you can IM me on AIM at ArtieACORNS 8D or add me on myspace.com/artiemilano<br />
....LSKDjfnOF HELLO.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>...:D</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:58:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HELLO AGAIN.<br />
<br />
Listen to me.<br />
<br />
...hi..<br />
<br />
um, I WANT TO ANIMATE BUT MY FRIEND RYAN STOLE MY TABLET!<br />
<br />
..actually I sold it to him for a 60 dollar mouse...<br />
<br />
I will attempt to animate with this mouse for you people... if you still love me..<br />
<br />
...who here still remembers me?<br />
<br />
Comment me so I can remember you and say Y HALO THAR :3<br />
<br />
...I like dotdotdots. rAndom hyper energy yes?<br />
<br />
All in favor for new deviations say "I".<br />
<br />
<br />
...I'm gonna try to AAA Witch Doctor now. Later.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>HALLO!</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/11092644/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:32:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ lol hai guys.<br />
<br />
Erm...life is getting all different with me so like IMMA TRY MY BEST TO HAVE ALL OF MY DA FRIENDS/FANS APPRECIATE MOAR FLASH D: D: D:<br />
<br />
...yes. I am trying my hardest to get my rAndom energy back. So god help us.<br />
<br />
<b>I still love you all. <3</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>i b 14 tmrw</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:09:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ c:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>Thaannks peeeopppl o:</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:03:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It appears that It was hypnagogia, I was looking up what I couldve had and that is the closest what I could get to.<br />
<br />
Hypnagogic sensations are vivid dream-like experiences that occur as one is falling asleep or waking up. Accompanying sleep paralysis can cause the sensations to be more frightening. The features of these sensations generally vary by individual, but some are more common to the experience than others:<br />
<br />
Most common<br />
<br />
    * Vividness<br />
    * Fear<br />
    * Falling sensation<br />
<br />
Common<br />
<br />
    * Sensing a "presence" (often malevolent)<br />
    * Pressure/weight on body (especially the chest or back).<br />
    * A sensation of not being able to breathe<br />
    * Impending sense of doom/death<br />
<br />
Fairly common<br />
<br />
    * Auditory sensations (often footsteps or indistinct voices, or pulsing noises). Auditory sensations which are described as noise instead of sensations of legible sounds, are often described to be similar to auditory sensations caused by Nitrous Oxide by persons who have experienced both.<br />
    * Visual sensations such as lights, people or shadows walking around the room<br />
<br />
Less common<br />
<br />
    * Floating sensations (sometimes associated with out-of-body experiences)<br />
    * Seamless transition into fully immersive lucid dreaming, also associated with out-of-body experiences<br />
    * Tactile sensations (such as a hand touching or grabbing)<br />
<br />
Rare<br />
<br />
    * Vibration<br />
    * Involuntary movements (sometimes the feeling of sliding off the bed or even up walls).<br />
    * The feeling of being pulled in different directions<br />
<br />
<b>Looks like I got the rare part, lol</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>Help me out guys, this is serious D:</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:53:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>This is not a chain letter, or bullshit. If you really care, read this. I need to know what happened.</b><br />
<br />
Now you know how you fall asleep you think of really scary thoughts that aren't so scary in the daytime because when you try to fall asleep it's dark and silent? I'm not saying I'm afraid of the dark and silence, but your mind is more open to it.<br />
<br />
So I fall asleep at about 3 AM after finishing some pizza, and I have this weird dream, I'm in this ghetto school. It wasn't a nightmare, but I guess my brain didn't want to continue it. I wake up at about 5:30 AM and I'm just laying there, eyes closed and trying to get comfortable. My neck really hurted cause I used this freakishly large body pillow instead of a pillow to rest my head on, so i layed on the bed without a pillow and it is uncomfortable at times.<br />
<br />
I try to fall back asleep, but I do that by thinking of things, and like how I said things you think about during attempting to fall asleep is way scarier then when you think about it in the daytime. So I tell myself "no bad thoughts, no bad thoughts" and reverse psychology has to happen. I think about airplanes crashing into my house or something, and all the scary ways of dying from that, I would usually not care and laugh about the stupidity when I'm awake, but then one of the scariest things happened to me...<br />
<br />
While I thought that I felt my body lock and my eyes force shut, then my body vibrated, really fast, and it was heavy. I didn't move around the place, I was just laying there as my body stiffened untill I looked like one of those british guards, and as my body locked, my whole body, I mean from head to toe and even inside my head, I just vibrated, it's very scary, I almost puked. And as the vibration kicked in I tried to talk, but all I could do is stutter in a very low whisper, I couldn't even finish the word "help".<br />
<br />
As if every muscle in my body spasmed, now I know what it feels like to get killed by someone. You can't talk, open your eyes, think straight, get nauseous, and only think about death. I don't know what was happening to me, but I don't think anything could be as scary as what happened.<br />
<br />
So  the vibrating stopped, my body kind of went free. I was breating heavy, wondering what happend. And stupid of me I thought of 9-11 without wanting to. So my body locked up again and the vibrating got violent. like I said, I didn't move anywhere, I was locked in my bed as I couldnt move and talk. I felt like I was about to burst. The only two things I can hear is the loud vibration, my stuttering and breathing heavier and heavier...<br />
<br />
I was trying to stop this horrible thing, during this spasm it felt like everything was getting bigger around me, and my eyes were shut, I just felt it. My brain was a bit on the weird side too, I remember trying to stop the feeling by thinking of a 50 Cent song. Yeah you can laugh but, I don't even like rap, and it didn't work...<br />
<br />
It stopped. It finally stopped. I'm laying there, feeling like something really wrong happened...so I stayed up and watched TV..<br />
<br />
My friend said it was from emotional sickness. I'm a very happy person, I laugh at funny terrorist videos on the internet if you still think I'm afraid of it. I am telling you for a fact that I love life. And if you need anymore details, I don't take any medication and I did eat kind of cold pizza before I fell asleep.<br />
<br />
I really need people to respond to this, what happened to me? D:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>I wonder....</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/10341149/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2006 19:50:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Do I still exist on deviantART? Does anybody still check by? lol<br />
<br />
...I'll make more animations...eventually...hello.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>HAY.....</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/9984677/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:08:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I DIDN'T SLEEP. I JUST SAT IN FRONT OF TV DOING ESSAYS AND READING. I FEEL VERY WEIRD AND HAPPY AND ALSO TIRED. 8TH GRADE BIZZLEPOOPS. ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>If you want to be my friend (If you're not lol)..</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/9931787/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:44:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ or want me to love you 5 this... )':<br />
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/336237">[link]</a><br />
I sure am spreading this lol, but I need encouragement. >8D<br />
<br />
...please 5 it D': ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>Holy Shitterskittle</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/9914791/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:56:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...I'm at school. 8th grade better rock.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://P-W-E-Y-F-O-C.deviantART.com">[link]</a> like totally watch this.<br />
<br />
and also new MSN add it >8C<br />
<br />
TheMilanoCookie@hotmail.com ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>:8|</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:13:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...<a href="http://p-w-e-y-f-o-c.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br />
<br />
<br />
edit: I made my 20k also, lol ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>LISTEN PEEPOLE EDIT</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 13:39:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ New MSN account, my Yahoo! account tarded out...add this...I will 99.9% be sure to accept you c:<br />
<br />
TheMilanoCookie@hotmail.com<br />
<br />
I will be on MSN like 22/7 ...yeah..<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.msgpluslive.net/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.msgpluslive.net/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.msgpluslive.net/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.msgpluslive.net/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.msgpluslive.net/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.msgpluslive.net/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.msgpluslive.net/">[link]</a><br />
GET IT LOL ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>New Avatarrr</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:08:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://artie-milano.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/r/artie-milano.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="artie-milano" /></a> Kill it? ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>Flash Portal...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:15:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<a href="http://www.flashportal.com/movies/randomizer.html">[link]</a> flash portal like totally put me number one in their top ten comedy and parody....somethings up lol, but yeah...just wanted to show you ._. ]]></description>
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                <title>FTPjfkunf</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:31:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have a lot of uploading storage on my site, it's the only reason why i use it lol...<br />
<a href="http://artiemilano.com/Relax.swf">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Top Pop Blue Pop</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:36:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ....Is cheap and good.<br />
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Well, wanted to get the other crap out of the way so, what to say....<br />
Hmmm, well I still laugh at how much dorkier I was last year, this is my dA in February 2005 <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20050207172958/http://artie-milano.deviantart.com/">[link]</a> <br />
All I did was try to be cool with screenshots and art...All I do now Is make pointless yet educational for myself flashes, poor you ]': < ]]></description>
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                <title>ugh please not help now</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 19:41:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FOUND EEET [: thanks to my cousin lol, It's Interstate Love Song by the Stone Temple Pilots 8D ]]></description>
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                <title>v5</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 00:26:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ wow. ]]></description>
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                <title>avatar</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:22:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ hello<br />
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edit: lol I can't fall asleep...*goes back to bed and stares at ceiling [:<br />
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edit 2: still can't fall asleep, updated avatar, please tell me which one was better (this one is colored with the lol) If you can't see the updated one, clear your cache nerds. ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh dear 8*8</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:38:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ haha more inside jokes [:<br />
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yes that is me on the webcam being an immature young fatass as usual...lol I did that at 4 AM because this is my only alone time XD...I sound like a pedo. |:<br />
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Yes whoever guesses what 8*8 tell me and the people thatr already know can't guess...IM me on MSN to figure it out lol. ]]></description>
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                <title>tiem for da tagulator</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 18:02:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged MUST write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names.</i><br />
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Tagged by <a href="http://illusion-alchemist.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/l/illusion-alchemist.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="illusion-alchemist" /></a><br />
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<b>1.</b> I have a very ackward way of holding a pencil, I was pretty stupid in my early years and I couldn't understand how to hold a pencil. My fingers stretch all the way down it and it's always at an obtuse angle with th surface. If I did write normally, I probably wouldn't be here. P:<br />
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<b>2.</b> My current sleeping habbits are very weird, It's making me nocturnal almost.<br />
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<b>3.</b> I have 3 days to activate Windows...ohmy.<br />
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<b>4.</b> Very very picky eater, don't bring me to your dinner tablekthx.<br />
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<b>5.</b> Without my iPod, I can not live. (notinanemowayyoufuck)<br />
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<b>6.</b> I have a feeling that I've done this before...lol I did.<br />
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<b>AYEEE TAGGGG DES PPL<b><br />
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<a href="http://ryhughes.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryhughes.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ryhughes" /></a> <a href="http://xxmutetroop.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/x/x/xxmutetroop.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="xxmutetroop" /></a> <a href="http://hatefarron.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/a/hatefarron.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="hatefarron" /></a> <a href="http://snapester.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/n/snapester.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="snapester" /></a> <a href="http://luigitailz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/u/luigitailz.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="luigitailz" /></a> annnddd <a href="http://russell-reyes.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/russell-reyes.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="russell-reyes" /></a><br />
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HAVE A NICE LUNCH.</b></b> ]]></description>
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                <title>lol</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:02:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my ytmnd has been in up and coming for a while D: ]]></description>
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                <title>emergency room (edit v2.0)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2006 15:01:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Appendicitis...I hope I'll be ok.<br />
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Edit: Well, I'm back from the hospital. What happened was when we walked to the door I looked like an old man going "oOoOOoOOooOfu--AAHhHAH" so like we were sitting in the waiting room. It was about 9 AM when we got there. The funny thing was I made a big yawn and it went away. But I still went through tests. They treat you like a king when you're in their hospital clothing [: people were pushing my cart while I layed down even though the pain went away. But the first thing that happened was They had to draw like 5 tubes of blood out of me >_o <a href="http://iws.ccccd.edu/mweis/Images/Models/2402%20Models/circulatory%20models/circ%20models%20regular/circ_blood_tube_clot.jpg">[link]</a> <- 5 of those full tubes. I was a bit woozy and somewhat happy and lightheaded. You know how they leave the little blood transfer thing taped to your arm untill you leave? well I found out that if you pinch the rubber you can shoot all your blood out like spiderman shoots his webs XD (no I didn't do it, but I knew it would happen). After the blood tests, I had to take a urine sample..in the handicapped bathroom. It smells like Pee Wee Hermans asshole in there. I didn't really get a lot in the sample but meh. Gave it to the doctor, went back on my  bed. And then I got X Rays of my lower abdomen, front and back, and I had to lay down and pull down my pants (lol) for a laying down shot or something. I felt like I was getting mugshots in 3006 ._. and then I went back in my room and waited and waited. The doctor came in with the results and I have like 2 problems. First thing Is that my body backed up soo much crap that I couldnt actually know that I had to go to the bathroom and It wouldnt bother to come out. The bactera spreaded to my appendix and body which gave me the 20 minute 103 fever when I woke up. So now I have to drink prune juice (never had it, probably tastes like crap) and fibers, no carbonated drinks, untill it comes out. If it doesnt, then I could risk appendicitis and get my appendex removed. So basicly I can't poop untill it gets...fiber. Thats funny and embarresing. At least I'm most likely ok tho. The other problem was is that the bacterea also infected my urine so now I have to take 4 pills a day for a week and that should be settled. But when I was making this journal I was out of it, seriously I was literally white and sweating like crazy. But, I'm gonna most likely be okay. I hope Prune Juice won't be that bad! And thanks for caring lol :'D<br />
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ANOTHER EDIT: The pain is gone and I should be okay now. TAKE THAT PRUNE JUICE! >: D ]]></description>
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                <title>YTMNDs</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 20:16:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Check out these YTMNDs kthx<br />
<a href="http://ringrave.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> lol *raves<br />
<a href="http://penisandcrack.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> LOL WILLIUM HUNG YOU FOOL<br />
<a href="http://blackpeoplewillkillbill.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> Priceless faces<br />
<a href="http://gmangrabsaboob.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> oboy :'D<br />
<a href="http://upupupuppup.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> This is old but the music syncs so well<br />
<a href="http://lazytownafterdark.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> ..GAHH!!!!! XD<br />
<a href="http://psxman.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiii...<br />
<a href="http://lostwoods.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> This is just great.<br />
<a href="http://retardxbox.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> lol idiot<br />
<a href="http://bedsidesurprise.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> This happened to me once...<br />
<a href="http://breakyourface.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> Ouch. [:<br />
<a href="http://galvatronrage.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> outamywayjerkass*closewindow<br />
<a href="http://eon8over.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> Long story lol<br />
<a href="http://survey.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> I think he is.<br />
<a href="http://tunaktunakdadada.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> All hail Pedro's ancesters<br />
<a href="http://lolrebels.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> omg<br />
<a href="http://hyperspace.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> `~`~`~<br />
<a href="http://adultmarioworld.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> another one that can be classified "just great"<br />
<a href="http://realasshole.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> ASSHOLE! O:<br />
<a href="http://steamsteameast.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> ;D<br />
<a href="http://normand1.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> I always laugh when hearing this. Real song.<br />
<a href="http://nedmguitar.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> Wow, great shredding...<br />
<a href="http://findingneo.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> LOLOLOLOLOL<br />
<a href="http://zeldacar.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> lol I can imagine seeing that like 30 years from now<br />
<a href="http://katamarimaterazzi.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> ONO!<br />
<a href="http://northpole.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> they'll work it out.<br />
<a href="http://angrysonyfanboy.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> HAHAHAHAHAHA<br />
<a href="http://pokemongerman.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> Quite so.<br />
<a href="http://cosbytestspokemon.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> LMFAO<br />
<a href="http://wtfchristianpenis.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> Yeah...<br />
<a href="http://livinonaprayer.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> Trust.<br />
<a href="http://cosbycrow.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> AAHAHHAH<br />
<a href="http://koolaidstrideatari.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> -_-|-|][<br />
<a href="http://piratesdirt.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> dirty<br />
<a href="http://nsmbfad.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> oshi...<br />
<a href="http://elainelikesitrough.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> LOL LOOK AT JERRYS FACE<br />
<a href="http://signsofytmnd.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> o ok<br />
<a href="http://giraffesintheair.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a> *raves again<br />
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OK. ]]></description>
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                <title>sheezyFARTTT</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 14:19:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm working on my sheezy account and uh I might also do stuff thar and uhh...give me time to pimp mine out lol <a href="http://randomizercomics.sheezyart.com/">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Yotam is not the sun</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2006 14:04:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://lazymuffin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/lazymuffin.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="lazymuffin" /></a> his avatar lies. LazyBoy is not the sun....<a href="http://ryhughes.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryhughes.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ryhughes" /></a> is the sun. I was talking to him on webcam and I found out the shocking secret... <a href="http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6554/lol4lf.png">[link]</a><br />
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I was playing with effects to okay? D':<br />
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I'm bluuueeeeeeeeeeeeeee...BUT AT LEAST IM  NOT THE SUN RYAN HUGHES. ]]></description>
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                <title>lol</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:05:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=killartieheadache5bn.swf&width=400&height=500">[link]</a><br />
here is a preview of a flash I might make, Kill Artie lol...I dont know if I should continue or not, you guys decide. Note: the high frequency will probably give you a headache..cause it sure kills me in the flash XD ]]></description>
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                <title>OH DEAR MOTHER OF GOD</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:24:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...B'D<br />
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It's a bird...no it's a plane..<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35409782/">[link]</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35409896/">[link]</a><br />
I'll give you a hint...my old dog couldn't be happy without them. ]:<br />
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<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35410312/">[link]</a><br />
My jewels. ._.<br />
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Edit: Let's not all forget our substitute Jesus in case old people crowd him with Tasty Cakes...<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35368964/">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>I am chowder.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:21:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b> Eat me. </b><br />
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srsly though I'm supposed to get my e string today (highest guitar string) cause I broke it at Ryan's house on accedent. He called me an idiot )': lol but I was putting it on drop c tuning (SoaD tuning, but I use standard now) and the strings got too weak from the tuning and that string flew off and cut in half...lol. I'm starting to fingerpick and learn chords (not tabs) because I need to learn before I can act cool and play tabs rlly fast ]: ....that's it. I do have a Ninja Eat music video flash incomplete in my flash files but I dunno If I want to finish it or not. I only worked on it for 30 mins now...k. ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm back you fuckers.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 23:52:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *correction*<br />
lollipops are like sugar boobies...right?<br />
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(haha you missed my first edit, only 2 people saw HAH LOSER :'D)<br />
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RAWR THIS JOURNAL IS EMPTY SO...<br />
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--THEATER KID--<br />
[ ] Ever been in a High School play?<br />
[ ] Have you ever seen a Broadway show?<br />
[ ] Seen more than 10 shows?<br />
[ ] Have you ever been/Are you in school shows?<br />
[x] Does your current job involve theater in some way?<br />
[ ] Want to end up working in/for theater?<br />
[ ] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?<br />
[x] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!!<br />
[ ] Do you like the Sound of Music?<br />
[ ] Did you like the Broadway show?<br />
Total X: 2<br />
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--REDNECK--<br />
[ ] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?<br />
[ ] Do you drive a four-wheeler?<br />
[ ] Do you ride four-wheelers?<br />
[ ] Do you like to get dirty?<br />
[ ] Do you like country music?<br />
[ ] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?<br />
[ ] Do you own a cowboy hat?<br />
[ ] Do you live on more then 1 acres?<br />
[ ] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?<br />
[x] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy movies?<br />
Total X: 1<br />
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--GOTH--<br />
[ ] Do you wear black eyeliner?<br />
[ ] Is most of your clothing dark?<br />
[x] Do you think about death often?<br />
[/] Do you want to die?<br />
[ ] Are you a social outcast?<br />
[ ] Are you pale?<br />
[x] Do you own something from Hot Topic?<br />
[x] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?<br />
[ ] Are you mean?<br />
Total X: 3.5 LOL<br />
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--PUNK--<br />
[ ] Can you skateboard?<br />
[x] Do you wear Vans, dcs, converse, ect.?<br />
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?<br />
[x] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?<br />
[x] Do you watch the x-games?<br />
[ ] Do you have any piercings?<br />
[ ] Do you like/wear a mohawk?<br />
[ ] Do you wear Band t-shirts?<br />
[x] Are you a rebel without a cause?<br />
[x] Have you called someone a poseur recently?<br />
[ ] Does it piss you off when people say poser instead of poseur?<br />
Total X: 6<br />
<br />
--PREP--<br />
[ ] Do you say the word "like" alot?<br />
[ ] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero?<br />
[ ] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you?<br />
[ ] Do you laugh alot?<br />
[ ] Have/do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?<br />
[ ] Do you like pop music?<br />
[x] Do you want/have a little dog?<br />
[ ] Do you smile a lot?<br />
[ ] Do you hang out with your friends alot?<br />
[ ] Do you always carry a purse/wallet<br />
Total X: 1<br />
<br />
--HIPPIE--<br />
[x] Is your hair long?<br />
[ ] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?<br />
[x] Do you want to save the animals?<br />
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?<br />
[x] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?<br />
[ ] Have you ever participated in a protest?<br />
[x] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?<br />
[ ] Do you play a ukulele or os?<br />
[ ] Do/have you ever smoked the peace pipe?<br />
[ ] Do you wear a peace sign around your neck?<br />
[x] Do you just sit in the grass with your friends and play guitar?<br />
Total X: 6<br />
<br />
--GANGSTA--<br />
[ ] Do you act ghetto?<br />
[ ] Do you wear do-rags?<br />
[ ] Do you like hip-hop?<br />
[x] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?<br />
[ ] Do you believe he's alive?<br />
[ ] Do you like afros?<br />
[ ] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?<br />
[ ] Do you like to dance?<br />
[ ] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?<br />
Total X: 1<br />
<br />
--EMO--<br />
[ ] Do you cry often?<br />
[x] Do you wear hoodies?<br />
[ ] Do you like hard music?<br />
[x] Do people not understand you?<br />
[x] Do you write your own poems?<br />
[ ] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?<br />
[x] Have you ever cut yourself?<br />
[ ] Are you LONELY?<br />
[ ] Do you like ohio is for lovers by Hawthorne Heights?<br />
[x] Do you think a lot?<br />
Total X: 5<br />
<br />
--SURFER--<br />
[ ] Do you surf?<br />
[ ] Do you wear flip flops year-round?<br />
[x] Is your hair shaggy?<br />
[ ] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?<br />
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts?<br />
[ ] Are you tan?<br />
[ ] Do you want to be at the beach right now?<br />
[x] Do you hate tourists?<br />
Total X: 2<br />
<br />
--GEEK--<br />
[/] Do you wear glasses? (contacts)<br />
[ ] Do you get good grades?<br />
[ ] Do you use an inhaler?<br />
[ ] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?<br />
[ ] Does your mom pick out your clothes?<br />
[x] Are you on the computer often?<br />
[ ] Do you ever get picked on?<br />
[ ] Do you look forward to going to school?<br />
[ ] Are you shy around the opposite sex?<br />
[/] Do you play video games?<br />
Total X: 2<br />
<br />
--RUDIE--<br />
[ ] Do you know how to skank?<br />
[ ] Do you own anything checkered?<br />
[ ] Do you use the word "skankin'"?<br />
[ ] Would you ever wear a suit and tie to a conce... ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 18:38:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>News Just In...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 21:28:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am naked...no not really but if you know what I'm talking about kudos for that. ;D *coughfromaflashimade*<br />
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<br />
...well I have been having a lot of fun with an anagram site. Anagrams are letters of a particular word or phrase that are rearranged into another word without adding or removing letters. Like for example : "Clint Eastwood" could be rearranged to "Old West Action"<br />
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here are some i did, lol<br />
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Artie Milano - A Mental Riot<br />
<b>I'm so sorry everyone D':</b><br />
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rAndomizer Comics - Acid Cone Rims Mr. Oz<br />
<b>I don't want to know what else rims Mr. Oz o_o</b><br />
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George Bush is gay - A Bigger Shoe, Guys<br />
<b>OMGLOL THATS CLEVER</b><br />
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Give me something to say and I'll find the best anagram for it (Less than 27 Characters) ]]></description>
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                <title>lolol</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:08:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I felt like taking pics and I found two things:<br />
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My dad's name is Art just like me and his child pics look just like me so this might be me at the age of 19 lolol <br />
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<a href="http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8055/picture1072dw.jpg">[link]</a><br />
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well of course, this is a 26 year old pic, back in 1980 so like bleh.<br />
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<br />
oh lol we got our school pic back and heres <a href="http://ryhughes.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryhughes.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ryhughes" /></a> in our 7th grade (12-13 year old) team picture: <br />
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<a href="http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/3978/picture858eo.jpg">[link]</a><br />
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You should find him cause he went like 2 isles up by accedent so now he looks so short compared to everything else. Hes in the middle with the long scotty dog black hair lololol.<br />
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That's it kbai. ]]></description>
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                <title>2 Years Ago...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 13:32:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ lol I remember the header....blajabshabalhabaablabhlahbahabalhahbahaa hbabh.<br /><br /><b>2 years ago...</b><br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> I finish my first anime pic. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/13089580/">[link]</a><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> I was desperate for a scanner so I made my dad drive to my aunt in NJ to use her scanner.<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> I submitted that picture everywhere possible on the internet.<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> I found a site called deviantART, looked pretty cool.<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> I started to fill out all my information on dA.<br />
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As time went by from then, I submitted dubbed Sonic X videos, recolored fan char sprites, and goofy videos. And most likely, they got deleted. Pissed me off a bit, so I start taking screenshots of things like forums and criticizing MSPaint <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/14845929/.">[link]</a> I made another anime pic by taking photos with my camera phone. I also claimed that I drew a picture of Sonic on a skateboard. It was a trace people P: . Go ahead, report that image for copyright use, I don't care. P: ...I wanted to show the world what I looked like. I struggle saying this but back then I was gangsterish. I threw up in my mouth when I said that. I usually used Flash MX for importing and exporting Movies into .swf's and I wanted to do more. So I tried a flash. It was called "Fire Sneeze". <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/16022238/">[link]</a> It was basicly a 12 fps short of a fire char sooming out and sneezing, followed by an "Ouch" caption. That was a character off of an expected series called "Elementz" I was going to be released in April 2005, I thought I could improve that fast. As some of you know, you can't depend on me. Cancelled. I needed and wanted to improve on flash. My first flash that I spent time on was "Mr. Fuzzles" <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/18906899/.">[link]</a> Took roughly about an hour. I wanted a comic series. Badly. I envied Virus' ComicPlz series. So I came up with a comic series called <b>rAndomizer</b> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/19427504/.">[link]</a> Doesn't thatname sound farmiliar? You might notice that I'm skipping a lot of deviation history. I'm 13, don't pressure me BD. My first rAndomizer like flash was "Love Me Do" <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/20282203/.">[link]</a> I was very proud of the flash and put it on Newgrounds. Blammed. Really let me down there. I <b>really</b> wanted to improve. I seem bitchy don't I? Oh yeah, I was 12. I'm still at a bitchy age so lol. I envied LazyMuFFin badly. I still do. Bad habbit. I was lucky to contact him so I asked him, "How do you make the mouthes talk so well?" He told me 2 words that changed my flash life. "Onion Skin." I was new to this tool and I did a flash on it. Looks like a LazyMuFFin attempt by the way <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/20560565/.">[link]</a> "Today Was Great" was the longest working flash I made. I did a 16fps flash. Every mouth on a frame took 10 seconds to draw about. I didn't know how to put sound on stream so I had to reset the flash from the begining to get the lip syncing right. 7 hours. 7 fucking hours. I think when I exported that flash a sweat dropped on the ground. I was sick of flash then. So I continued on rAndomizer. I created a better looking 6 paneled series called "rAndomizer Comics". It wasn't called that because I didn't know how many comic generations I would make. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/20878755/">[link]</a> "rAndomizer Deux" (Which is fancy for part 2, dumb people). This was my first submission with my first tablet. Now heres the weird thing. As of today I have only spent 0.03% of my work with my tablet pen. I used the mouse. Extremely smooth. After this, I made my first official rAndomizer Flash. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/21349189/">[link]</a> "What is love." A 9 frame flash that took 3 hours. Onionskin of course. Based off of a YTMND fad. Compare.<br />
<img src="http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9106/e21a1a7124e7a4cc1c63d7fed84434.gif" width="295" /> <br />
<img src="http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6276/b4d2e07755687902f69297b8bd7f40.gif" width="295"></img><br />
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My flash quickly improved from there, and things happened. Frontpages, bans, 1,000+ views, and so on.<br />
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2 years ago, I became a deviant. Peace.<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.frappr.com/... ]]></description>
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                <title>lol lucky me</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 04:07:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ lol I remember the header....blajabshabalhabaablabhlahbahabalhahbahaa hbabh.<br /><br />lol I wanted to check my stuff but something annoying came up. <a href="http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4585/omg2jm.png">[link]</a> <--<br />
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lol 1 week subscrisption. Kinda happy and pissed. I mean, I got a subscription but the losing subscription feeling sucks. I think deviantART is teasing me. ):<br />
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But still I might make a flash on it.<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.frappr.com/loldeviantartmap">deviantART Frappr</a></b><br />
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<b> My footer is rAndom</b> ]]></description>
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                <title>umm....</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 20:09:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.myspace.com/rAndomusiclol">[link]</a>  <--- lol i make music<br />
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its me at my worst ;D<br />
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and if you guys think I really normally talk like that go bite a curve and let someone jump on your head. ]]></description>
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                <title>lol you guys</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 13:26:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ did you even read the journal, I was kidding around >_> and still lol all you guys were like freaking out even though I said clearly in the journal I was talking randomness...idiots BD ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagizzle this nizzle</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:43:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ lol, tagged again by <a href="http://darkhime.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/darkhime.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="darkhime" /></a> I dunno who he even is XD<br />
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1.what kind of first impression do you think people say when they first see you?<br />
"Holy shit that kid has big eyes."<br />
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2. what's one thing you like to do alone?<br />
Masturbate... So?<br />
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3. what is your favorite line to say when you're drunk?<br />
"LOL WTF IM A DRUNK 13 YEAR OLD"<br />
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4. how many drinks do u need before u get tipsy?<br />
That's a bit too late to ask..<br />
<br />
6. what kind of books do you like to read?<br />
The ones with no pages.<br />
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7. do you think you're cute?<br />
Uhhh...I have big brown eyes..and moppy hair...with a BMI of 19.. stfu I think I'm ugly k?<br />
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8. do you have a problem changing clothes in front of your friends?<br />
...pass.<br />
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9. what do you eat/drink when you raid the fridge at night?<br />
PIZZA AND PEPSI >BD If its like 3 AM then ramen.<br />
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10. describe your bed?<br />
Small, fit for me, VERY SOFT AND COMFY, SLEEP WITH ME JOANNA. XD<br />
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11. spontaneous or planned?<br />
stupid question or smart question?<br />
<br />
12. do you know how to play poker?<br />
Yesh, but I really woudn't care.<br />
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13. what do you carry with you at all times?<br />
My iPod and cell. When I'm out, you will always see earbuds in my ears.<br />
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14. what do you miss most about being a kid?<br />
Not knowing the definition of pedophile.<br />
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15. are you happy with your given name?<br />
Artie Milano sounds good, don't you think?<br />
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16. what color is your bedroom?<br />
Whitish/bluish<br />
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17. have you ever been in a play?<br />
errr, no. But me, <a href="http://ryhughes.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryhughes.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ryhughes" /></a> , Steve, <a href="http://paulinator.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/a/paulinator.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="paulinator" /></a>, and Jon are planning to be super techno long haired future nerds in american idol in next years play. BD<br />
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18. do you like yourself and believe in yourself?<br />
I will be 6'8" at 18 C8<br />
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19. do you consider yourself to be a nice person?<br />
I can be any kind of personality. Kill me, I'm a people pleaser.<br />
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20. do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?<br />
tough question, I can't see Joanna when I'm with my friends XD<br />
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21. what's one thing you wish you could do but can't?<br />
When I dropped my iPod on the rug. I cried for 5 hours. DB<br />
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22. what is your ideal wedding location?<br />
IN THE JUNGLE<br />
"uggclofhsgohs"<br />
 "..i do?" <br />
"USGANGANI!!!"<br />
 "..OMG I THINK WE'RE MARRIED" <br />
lol Joanna said that XD<br />
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23. whats one instrument you wish you could play?<br />
I am getting a Fender Guitar this week so, I hope I get good at guitar. I play by ear so this shouldnt take too long.<br />
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24. whats one language you want to learn?<br />
EVERYTHING, SO I CAN MAKE THE ULTAMITE MIXED LANGUAGE. Step back, Spanglish...here comes englirishwayntonesiexicanapafrenchenese.<br />
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25. have you ever pierced your body parts?<br />
No, never. It would annoy me in the future.<br />
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26. do you have any tattoos?<br />
Nope, maybe will get one.<br />
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27. what's one trait you hate in a person?<br />
Low self-esteem<br />
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28. do you consider yourself materialistic?<br />
uh.<br />
<br />
29. what do you cook best?<br />
Grilled cheese or ramen XD<br />
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30.favorite person/s to talk with on the phone?<br />
Ryan, Steve, Maggot, Paul, Dad (HES FUNNY), Dwane, Ed and so on....<br />
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I tag.... <a href="http://artie-milano.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/r/artie-milano.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="artie-milano" /></a> <br />
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omg it looks like someone else tagged me. Fuck you :iconartie-Milano I'm not making another one of these for a few days. >8C ]]></description>
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                <title>TAGGULIZED BY A TAGULIZER GUN.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 19:25:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tagged by <a href="http://jojoba.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/o/jojoba.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="jojoba" /></a> meh internet sis (PINK FLAMINGO GIRL BD) *coughahem... well. Uhh 6 weird habits or weird things. o ok.<br />
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1. Never had a girlfriend...ever. I have an operatunity, but I'm shy BD<br />
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2. Obsessed with SoaD and The Beatles, they are like complete opposites.<br />
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3. I'm trying to grow my hair really long and moppy again, but my parents keep making me get it cut ): <<br />
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4. My life has a lot of ironic connections with certain people, it's weird.<br />
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5. My brother threw my iPod at my dad, and I was like OMG, MY IPOD D: <br />
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6. I sound like a 4 year old retarded blonde woman ):<br />
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o ok stfu and wait for TrWKY2, k?<br />
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I tagggg <a href="http://ryhughes.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryhughes.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ryhughes" /></a> , <a href="http://ramenplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/a/ramenplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ramenplz" /></a> , and <a href="http://2sweet4u2be-4gotten.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/2/s/2sweet4u2be-4gotten.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="2sweet4u2be-4gotten" /></a> k ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>&lt;3</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:58:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://ramenplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/a/ramenplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ramenplz" /></a> plz join if you love ramen like me (X<br />
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Working on flash to so, meh.... ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>lol</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:01:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20050321194411/artie-milano.deviantart.com/journal/">[link]</a><br />
Did I say lol yet? ]]></description>
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                <title>This is better news than Oprah Winfrey's Diet Plan</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 16:26:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well uhh, this morning I got a tablet. <a href="http://www.wacom.com/graphire/4x5.cfm">[link]</a> that to be exact. I LUFF IT <3 and umm... I gotta get used to it. It should only be weeks untill a frontpage worthy flash stops by. (:<br />
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kthxdiscuss ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>lol Journal sounds like Thermal BD</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:09:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm a bit sparked up on an amp energy drink and stuff so like I feel that I need a dA family BD<br />
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so like lol I'm gonna start one<br />
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dA brothers - <a href="http://snapester.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/n/snapester.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="snapester" /></a><br />
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dA sisters - (none yet)<br />
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dA father - <a href="http://onionburst.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/n/onionburst.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="onionburst" /></a> please don't get out the belt, daddy D:<br />
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dA cousins - <a href="http://richchap.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/i/richchap.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="richchap" /></a> <br />
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dA uncle - <a href="http://luigitailz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/u/luigitailz.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="luigitailz" /></a> <br />
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dA 2,546th cousin - <a href="http://russell-reyes.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/russell-reyes.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="russell-reyes" /></a><br />
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irl friends - <a href="http://ryhughes.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryhughes.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ryhughes" /></a> <a href="http://paulinator.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/a/paulinator.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="paulinator" /></a><br />
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irl brother - <a href="http://joemilano.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="joemilano" /></a><br />
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lol and ask for other dA family places like parents, cousins, whatever lol ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>New Avatar</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 13:49:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ o ok ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>lol</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/8226084/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:07:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://snapester.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/n/snapester.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="snapester" /></a> <- This dude is cooler than Kool-Aid, so like...Go on this guys page and like fav everything and like comment everything cause he is the god of Red Legos. ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/7968355/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:12:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh crap think fast, I gotta reach my cousin's credit card o:<br /><br />My subscription ends later this afternoon, and I get a stupid "~" instead of "=" or "*" ):<br />
<br />
People think subscribing is dumb. it really isn't<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.freewebs.com/randomizercomics">Official rAndomizer Site</a></b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupidme.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":stupidme:" title="Stupid Me!" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<b><a href="http://www.frappr.com/loldeviantartmap">deviantART Frappr</a></b><br />
<br />
<b> My footer is rAndom</b> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA xDDD</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/7899671/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 18:53:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>LOL HEARTS <3 <3 <3 </b><br /><br /><a href="http://lolcarpet.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://lolcarpet.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://lolcarpet.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://lolcarpet.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://lolcarpet.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://lolcarpet.ytmnd.com/">[link]</a><br />
OMGLOL<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.freewebs.com/randomizercomics">Official rAndomizer Site</a></b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupidme.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":stupidme:" title="Stupid Me!" /><br />
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<br />
<b><a href="http://www.frappr.com/loldeviantartmap">deviantART Frappr</a></b><br />
<br />
<b> My footer is rAndom</b> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>deviantHEART?</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/7896004/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 13:56:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>LOL HEARTS <3 <3 <3 </b><br /><br />Okay, so err, It's candy heart lollipop day for me <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
K, srsly. I'm buying a .com for 9 bucks a year in a few days. Now, Should I do what?<br />
<br />
ArtieMilano.com<br />
rAndomizerComics.com<br />
<br />
which should I pick? AM dot com would be a site I made with the comics or a big rAndomizer site. I need comments ASAP kthx people who never seen me in real life. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.freewebs.com/randomizercomics">Official rAndomizer Site</a></b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupidme.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":stupidme:" title="Stupid Me!" /><br />
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<br />
<b><a href="http://www.frappr.com/loldeviantartmap">deviantART Frappr</a></b><br />
<br />
<b> My footer is rAndom</b> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>Quiz Teim TEIM</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/7777873/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 05:38:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ With the help of me and other followers, <a href="http://immonkey.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/immonkey.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="immonkey" /></a> got 70% of his deviations removed because of theft ;D<br /><br />Stole from <a href="http://sonic16s.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sonic16s.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="sonic16s" /></a> o:<br />
<br />
Appearance<br />
[] I am shorter than 5'4".<br />
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.<br />
[x] I have many scars. Not naturally >.><br />
[] I tan easily.<br />
[] I wish my hair was a different color.<br />
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.<br />
[] I have a tatto0.<br />
[xxxxx] I am self-conscious about my appearance.<br />
[] I have/I've had braces.<br />
[x] I wear glasses. (contacts)<br />
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (make it fat free kthx)<br />
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.<br />
[] I have more than 2 piercings.<br />
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.<br />
[] I have freckles.<br />
<br />
Family/Home Life<br />
[] I've sworn at my parents.<br />
[] I've run away from home.<br />
[] I've been kicked out of the house.<br />
[] My biological parents are together.<br />
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.<br />
[x] I want to have kids someday.<br />
[] I've had children.<br />
[] I've lost a child.<br />
<br />
Sk0ol/Work<br />
[x] I'm in sk0ol.<br />
[] I have a job.<br />
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/sk0ol.<br />
[] I almost always do my homework.<br />
[] I've missed a week or more of sk0ol.<br />
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.<br />
[] I failed more than one class last year. (this year I F'd one)<br />
[] I've stolen something from my job.<br />
[] I've been fired.<br />
<br />
Embarrassment<br />
[xlol] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.<br />
[] Disney movies still make me cry. (bleh)<br />
[] I've peed from laughing.<br />
[] I've snorted while laughing.<br />
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.<br />
[xxx] I've glued my hand to something.<br />
[] I've had my pants rip in public.<br />
<br />
Health<br />
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.<br />
[] I've gotten stitches/staples.<br />
[] I've broken a bone.<br />
[] I've had my tonsils removed.<br />
[] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.<br />
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.<br />
[] I've had a serious surgery.<br />
[] I've had chicken pox.<br />
<br />
Traveling<br />
[] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.<br />
[x] I've been on a plane.<br />
[] I've been to Canada.<br />
[x] I've been to Mexico. (once for my dad's job)<br />
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.<br />
[] I've been to Japan.<br />
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.<br />
[] I've been to Europe.<br />
[] I've been to Africa.<br />
<br />
<br />
Experiences<br />
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.<br />
[x] I've seen a sho0ting star.<br />
[xxxx] I've wished on a sho0ting star.<br />
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.<br />
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.<br />
[xxxxx] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.<br />
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.<br />
[] I've been to a casino.<br />
[] I've been skydiving.<br />
[] I've gone skinny dipping.<br />
[x] I've played spin the bottle. (my friends have whore girlfriends when I was 8 lol)<br />
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (Impossible, you'd vomit 3/4 of the way)<br />
[] I've crashed a car.<br />
[] I've been skiing.<br />
[x] I've been in a play.<br />
[x] I've met someone in person from myspace. (schooool)<br />
[] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. (wheee...)<br />
[] I've seen the Northern lights.<br />
[] I've sat on a r0of top at night.<br />
[] I've played chicken.<br />
[x] I've played a prank on someone.<br />
[] I've ridden in a taxi.<br />
[] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.<br />
[] I've eaten sushi.<br />
[] I've been snowboarding.<br />
<br />
Relationships<br />
[x] I'm single.<br />
[] I'm in a relationship.<br />
[] I'm engaged.<br />
[] I'm married.<br />
[] I've gone on a blind date.<br />
[] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.<br />
[x] I miss someone right now.<br />
[] I have a fear of abandonment.<br />
[] I've gotten divorced.<br />
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.<br />
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.<br />
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.<br />
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.<br />
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Sexuality<br />
[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.<br />
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.<br />
[x] I am a cuddler.<br />
[] I've been kissed in the rain.<br />
[x] I've hugged a stranger. (church lol)<br />
[] I have kissed a stranger.<br />
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Honesty/Crime<br />
[x] I've done something I promise... ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>iPod Video</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 13:16:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ With the help of me and other followers, <a href="http://immonkey.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/immonkey.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="immonkey" /></a> got 70% of his deviations removed because of theft ;D<br /><br /><img src="http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/c/fc10ef64d657e3b8559058dcf39bcfce.gif" width="360" alt="LOL BROKEN IMAGE 8D" /><br />
<b>I RATHER LISTEN/WATCH MY IPOD THAN MAKING FLASH</b><br />
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Oh, and I did make that pic above.<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.freewebs.com/randomizercomics">Official rAndomizer Site</a></b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupidme.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":stupidme:" title="Stupid Me!" /><br />
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<b><a href="http://www.frappr.com/loldeviantartmap">deviantART Frappr</a></b><br />
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<b> My footer is rAndom</b> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>Christmas</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 06:49:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b> My header is rAndom</b><br /><br />Christmas Presents (opened in order):<br />
<br />
Viva La Bam Seasons 2 & 3 Uncencored<br />
South Park CD holder<br />
50 pk Cd cases<br />
Shadow The Hedgehog PS2<br />
iPod Video 30 gb<br />
iPod Holder<br />
27" Flat panel TV<br />
D_Skin 70 pk<br />
I love the 80's board game<br />
Curve Body Kit<br />
Misc crap like combs, chap stick, candy, etc<br />
<br />
I worshipped the nano, I got an iPod Video <3<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.freewebs.com/randomizercomics">Official rAndomizer Site</a></b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupidme.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":stupidme:" title="Stupid Me!" /><br />
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<br />
<b><a href="http://www.frappr.com/loldeviantartmap">deviantART Frappr</a></b><br />
<br />
<b> My footer is rAndom</b> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>Time to ban somebody</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/7401108/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 09:13:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b> My header is rAndom</b><br /><br />I fucking hate his guts. <a href="http://immonkey.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/immonkey.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="immonkey" /></a> this dude steals EVERYTHING and nothing happened to him, he rips deviations and clips, hey, Lazyboy fans, check these pityfull deviations he made ):<<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/19964427/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/19964346/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/22247413/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/22292180/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/22339316/">[link]</a><br />
<br />
REPORTING TIME<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.freewebs.com/randomizercomics">Official rAndomizer Site</a></b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupidme.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":stupidme:" title="Stupid Me!" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<b><a href="http://www.frappr.com/loldeviantartmap">deviantART Frappr</a></b><br />
<br />
<b> My footer is rAndom</b> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>10,000 :D</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/7356980/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 17:43:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b> My header is rAndom</b><br /><br />10,000 PVs. So fucking happy. Must make a flash about it now...<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.freewebs.com/randomizercomics">Official rAndomizer Site</a></b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupidme.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":stupidme:" title="Stupid Me!" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<b><a href="http://www.frappr.com/loldeviantartmap">deviantART Frappr</a></b><br />
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<b> My footer is rAndom</b> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>FAV THESE OR I'LL EAT YOUR BABIES</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/7285657/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2005 19:20:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b> EDIT : IF BOTH OF THOSE DEVIATIONS GET 5 FAVS EACH, I'LL MAKE THE RANDOMNESS WILL KILL YOU 2</b><br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26300466/"><img src="http://tn1-2.deviantart.com/fs8/100/i/2005/345/b/2/School_Notes_Number_1_Page_1_by_RyHughes.jpg" width="63" height="100" /></a></span></span><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26300484/"><img src="http://tn1-3.deviantart.com/fs8/100/i/2005/345/0/c/School_Notes_Number_1_Page_2_by_RyHughes.jpg" width="65" height="100" /></a></span></span><br />
<br />
The red pencil is <a href="http://ryhughes.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/y/ryhughes.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ryhughes" /></a> AKA my irl friend in school, Ryan<br />
The blue pencil is <a href="http://artie-milano.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/r/artie-milano.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="artie-milano" /></a> AKA me lol<br />
<br />
LOOK AT THEM<br />
FAV THEM<br />
<br />
k.<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.freewebs.com/randomizercomics">Official rAndomizer Site</a></b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupidme.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":stupidme:" title="Stupid Me!" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<b><a href="http://www.frappr.com/loldeviantartmap">deviantART Frappr</a></b> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>Deviant =Artie-Milano</title>
                <link>http://Artie-Milano.deviantart.com/journal/7257200/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 15:45:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Deviant =Artie-Milano has  16,822 new messages  ( 10973D, 45H, 643M, 2HD, 1097C, 1F, 3668J, 393P )<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.freewebs.com/randomizercomics">Official rAndomizer Site</a></b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupidme.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":stupidme:" title="Stupid Me!" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<b><a href="http://www.frappr.com/loldeviantartmap">deviantART Frappr</a></b> ]]></description>
                <author>~Artie-Milano</author>
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                <title>Untitled Here We Come 8D</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2005 17:57:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Cheers, <a href="http://mattgreen.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/a/mattgreen.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="mattgreen" /></a> made me this avatar wit my image on it 8D.<br />
<br />
...You will expect a lot of 8D's so run, little children.<br /><br />I'm gonna start working on Untitled's (Morphing flash wit foot stompin music) or I'll poll to ask if I should I make it a series.<br />
<br />
I stole a quiz from <a href="http://chibitonberry.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/h/chibitonberry.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="chibitonberry" /></a> who stole it off of I forget D8<br />
<br />
Stolen and shit from<br />
<br />
Name: Arthur Joseph Milano<br />
D.O.B.: Nov. 4, 1992<br />
Location: Ridley Park, PA<br />
Religion: Catholic<br />
Occupation: Living<br />
<br />
<br />
APPEARANCE<br />
<br />
Hair: Look like a beatle, moppy, brown ._.<br />
Eyes: Brown<br />
Height: 5' 3ish'<br />
<br />
STYLE<br />
<br />
Clothing: Graphic Shirts, Blue jeans<br />
Music: Ehh, Anything that sounds good, not death metal or country<br />
Make-up: Not gay kthx<br />
Body art: MARKING GODS TEMPLE *shot<br />
<br />
RIGHT NOW<br />
<br />
Wearing: White T (undershirt)<br />
Listening to: Beatles - Ob-La-Di (Not my fav song, just whats on in iTunes<br />
Thinking of: No school tommorow cause of snow<br />
<br />
LAST THING YOU...<br />
<br />
Bought: Ice Cream Sandwich xD<br />
Ate and drank: Pizza, Soda =3<br />
Read: #cult logs :E<br />
Watched on TV: Nothing xD<br />
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EITHER/OR<br />
Club or houseparty: TOGA TOGA<br />
Tea or coffee: Coffee<br />
Achiever or slacker: Slacker<b>ish</b><br />
Beer or cider: I'M 13 YOU PEDOPHILE<br />
Drinks or shots: Soda please (:<br />
Cats or dogs: Maybe cats<br />
Single or taken: mmm ):<br />
Pen or pencil: Pencil, then pen.<br />
Gloves or mittens: Gloves<br />
Food or candy: Food<br />
Cassette or cd: Fuck, I got an iPod nano<br />
Coke or Pepsi: COKE<br />
Hard or mild alcohol: HARDCORE >D<br />
Matches or a lighter: They both burn me o:<br />
Sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful: Umm<br />
Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey: WHO THE HELL IS RICKI LAKE? 8O<br />
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WHO DO YOU WANT TO...<br />
Kill: Were all at peace here *coughjoecough*<br />
Hear from: People<br />
Get really wasted with: cash :3<br />
Look like: Anyone but me ):<br />
Be like: LazyMuFFin<br />
Avoid: Brother<br />
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LAST PERSON YOU... AND WHEN?<br />
<br />
Touched: Keyboard, he has a life too<br />
Talked to: Brother<br />
Hugged: DADDY...I don't know<br />
Instant messaged: Some fangirl on MSN<br />
Kissed: THE FLOOR<br />
Who broke your heart: o:<br />
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WHERE DO YOU...<br />
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Eat:  Is that a trick question?<br />
Dance: Outside<br />
Cry: I haven't cried for a while, actually.<br />
Wish you were: My moms closet to see christmas presents<br />
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HAVE YOU EVER...<br />
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Dated one of your best friends? No<br />
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Hell yes<br />
Drank alcohol? no<br />
Done drugs: no<br />
Broken the law: Took Gum at a gas station<br />
Ran away from home: once, it was funny<br />
Broken a bone: nevah<br />
Cheated on a test: Sorta<br />
Skinny dipped: D: NO<br />
Played truth or dare: lol yes but in a funny matter<br />
Flashed someone: NO<br />
Mooned someone: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/colonmooncolon.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":moon:" title="Moon" /><br />
Kissed someone you didn't know: Nah<br />
Been on a talk/game show: Audience<br />
Been in a fight: Never<br />
Ridden in a fire truck: LOL YA<br />
Been on a plane: once<br />
Come close to dying: When I fell down the basement stairs at age 1 xD<br />
Cheated on your boy/girlfriend: What is this, girlfriend?<br />
Gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: Little Couzes<br />
Eaten a worm/mud pie?: lol no<br />
Swam in the ocean: Hate it<br />
Had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up: yes ):<br />
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WHAT IS...<br />
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The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: Only have mp3s<br />
Your bedroom like?: quite messy<br />
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: Lenders beagles and Soda<br />
Your favorite thing for lunch?: Pizza<br />
Your favorite thing for dinner?: Pizza<br />
Your favorite Restaurant?: China Buffet<br />
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ARE YOU...<br />
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A Vegetarian?: Nope<br />
A Good Student?: Yes and no<br />
Good At Sports?: NOPE NUH UH <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
Good At Wakeboarding/Snowboarding: I don't know actually<br />
A Good Singer?: I think<br />
A good Actor/Actress?: LOL YEA<br />
A deep sleeper?: Hate sleep, but kinda<br />
A Good Dancer?: I guess<br />
Shy?: No ish<br />
Outgoing?: Ehhhhh you can say >><br />
A good storyteller?: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /... ]]></description>
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