http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Avernion&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Avernion en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:28:04 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://Avernion.deviantart.com/journal/27972604/ http://Avernion.deviantart.com/journal/27972604/ Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:00:43 PDT
I’m studying religion. In the past week I have read about HareKrishna and Judaism. Their views on females are so disturbing and disgusting (Hare Krisha have greatly improved themselves, I have to give them that) that I don’t know what to do with myself. Females are considered dirtier, more stupid than men, and totally unintelligent. They are also called lust-filled creatures. If a man falls down from greace because of dirty thoughts, it is the woman’s fault and the males MUST be protected from the evil female vibes.

But I ask this, if a man can’t look at a woman without getting dirty thoughts and compromising his spirituality, doesn’t that make THE MAN a horndog?! How can the women be the dirty ones when it is the male who walk around with a stiffy?

Also, in Judaism, since males sexual lusts are greater than the females, a woman is more heavily punished (by God I suppose) if she refuses her husband sex, than a man who does the same to his wife. We wouldn't want the man to be forced to rent a prostitute now would we? The wife should know to keep him happy and content.

I find all they say about women so disgusting that the entire male population disturbs me. I know, KNOW, you can’t be like that. Not all men are the same, I know. But it’s damn difficult not to think they are.

Sometimes I wonder if the answer is to just become a lesbian. Unfortunately, I just don’t find myself drawn to women… lives unfair that way I guess…

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What the Fuck???

Give me a brain scan. Right here. Right now!

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Are dragon male-haters, just like my mother? Is my mother, in fact, a dragon? o_O¨¨

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I feel so tired. Not only do I have to way an hour for my train to arrive due to mechanical problems, my batteries are dying and I can’t recharge my laptop. XC They have a contact, but it seems to lack any sort of… electricity. The bastards… Now they are changing the “locomotive” (yeah yeah, that’s probably not what we call it now a days, but hey, this ain’t my first language so I can call it what the heck I want! Moa ha ha ha haaa. Snort.) and we are standing still, still, still. I might have to kill my neghbore. Because. You know. I’m bored…

Good bye batteries. You will be missed. Sayonara. Aufwiedersen. Good bye. Adjö. And so on and so forth with my misspelled farewells…

Did I mention SIGH????

Sigh…

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We have almost suffered a flat tire, my passport expired 15 months ago, the payment of the tickets didn’t go through and I’ve not even had two hours of sleep. It’s soon four o’clock in the morning and I’m feeling fresh. (Hear the sarcasm!)

Wish me luck, I’m gonna need it

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A priest and a rabbi accidentally crashed into each other so badly that both of their cars became completely destroyed. When they managed to crawl out of the wrecks the rabbi thought they should celebrate their survival with a bottle of wine that, like a sign from God, hade survived the car crash too.

He gave the priest the bottle and the priest took some deep gulps. When it was the rabbi’s turn, he immediately put the cork back on.

“Aren’t you going to take some?” the priest asked with a puzzled voice.

“No,” said the rabbi. “I think I’ll wait until the police arrives.”

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RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, WMP, etc. on shuffle
2. For each question, press next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. AFTER, YOU MUST TAG AT LEAST 5!!!


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Heaven


WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Just can't get enough


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
My own prison


HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
In your eyes


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Russians


WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Tainted Love


WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Cuban Necktie


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
All Fantastic Images

WHAT IS 2+2?
Papercut


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Life is like a boat


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Listen


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Remedy


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
When your gone


WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Can't get enough of you baby


WHAT WILL YOU TO DANCE AT YOUR WEDDING?
One night in Bankok


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Strange Love


WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Guilty Conscience



WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Hey Stoopid


WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Where do I hide?


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Figured you out


WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Madness


I tag: Whoever =3
And my Lord, it was fun #^-^#

Tagged/Stole from: alleyoops777

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