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                <title>stupid little bitch</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 23:46:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ would you all like to know what i've been doing lately? hating you. that's right. plus i've moved on and found better ways to express myself besides carefully moving a mouse size 7 px in a circular motion. i'll even show you how much better it is.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>OMG HGB DVD ROTFL</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 20:11:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ this involves... shuffling. and... muzak.<br />
<br />
How are you feeling today? <br />
Alabama Song - The Doors<br />
<br />
Will you get far in life?<br />
Money, Money, Money - ABBA<br />
<br />
How do your friends see you?<br />
Love Her Madly - The Doors<br />
<br />
Will you get married? <br />
Jackass - GRN DAT<br />
<br />
What is your best friend's theme song?<br />
Ghost of You - MASR<br />
<br />
What is the story of your life? <br />
Without You - By that Girl<br />
[the one that goes "why can't i breathe whatever"]<br />
<br />
What is high school like? <br />
Nice Guys Finish Last - GRN DAT<br />
<br />
How can you get ahead in life<br />
Longview - GRN DAT<br />
<br />
What is the best thing about your friends? <br />
Poprocks and Coke - GRN DAT<br />
[hally shit pepito stop the grn day]<br />
<br />
What is in store for this weekend? <br />
Murder of an Albatross - Royden<br />
[i did eat fish...]<br />
<br />
To describe your grandparents? <br />
She's a Rebel - GRN DAT<br />
[LOL NO THEY AREN'T]<br />
<br />
How is your life going? <br />
Walk Like an Egyptian - Bangles<br />
<br />
What song will they play at your funeral? <br />
We Are the Champions - Queen<br />
[oh fuck yes please do]<br />
<br />
Will you have a happy life? <br />
We Care a Lot [Slash Version] - Faith No More<br />
<br />
What do your friends really think of you? <br />
This Ain't A Scene, It's an Arms Race - da flobz<br />
<br />
Do people secretly lust after you? <br />
100 Suicides - Dog Fashion Disco<br />
<br />
How can I make myself happy? <br />
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Tori Amos<br />
<br />
What should you do with your life? <br />
Light My Fire - the Doors<br />
[ummmmm k]<br />
<br />
Will you ever have children?<br />
Take Me Under - Three Days Grace<br />
[lol what?]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Smiles/Regrets</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:09:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 14<br />
14<br />
years<br />
old<br />
shit<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
evening out with your girlfriend gives me orgasms<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Chief Growapair</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 22:49:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Uhhh<br />
My head<br />
It hurts<br />
Lots<br />
<br />
<br />
I hate this account<br />
I hate you<br />
<br />
I haven't been on this for a really long time<br />
It was like, a zil inbox things.<br />
<br />
Shitty stories<br />
No more art<br />
<br />
All my art's going to a different account cause you guys suck<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Fidi</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 18:00:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay guys. Both Heavencomplex and Black-gumdrawpz caught my devil pageview. How that's humanly possible, I don't know, but they get this:<br />
<br />
[holla at this is where I flash my ass.]<br />
<br />
<br />
In other news<br />
Bam's Unholy Union.<br />
Fuck. yes.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>SUPERBLEEDER</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 17:19:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yeah<br />
666th pageview<br />
catch it?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Sup</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 17:17:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HEY. IF YOU CATCH MY 666TH PAGEVIEW GIVE ME SOME SORT OF NOTICE. You might get something.<br />
<br />
andi<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>ROCK ME EMINEM</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 19:57:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Lol gay<br />
<br />
I'm wearing the snappiest boots in the century. They make me four inches taller and when you walk in them it feels like you're walking on air because they rock on the edges and they're so high off the ground.<br />
<br />
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE:<br />
something orange<br />
TAKE A MIGHTY GUESS!!<br />
<br />
My hair is gross. I should take a shower but it is a waste of my wearing-boots-and-doing-nothing time. <br />
<br />
I want to be watching Saturday Night Live!<br />
<br />
Perchance I might sneak out of this confine to see if my fatherbot is still awakes.<br />
<br />
SCORE HE'S NOT!!<br />
<br />
I'm out of here like fat at a gym. &hearts;<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>LOL AT THIS BITCH</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 13:00:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So this emo fag. He's pretty emo. Pretty gay.<br />
<a href="http://clearblogs.com/sweartoshakeitup/9543/Can+I+not+have+a+Title%3F.html">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Last night I dreamt I was pregnant, and I went to the mall to buy maternity clothes even though everybody thought I was getting fat. And while I was there I went into Hot Topic and got some baby clothes and everyone thought I was buying the clothes for some dolls. And I had a lot of money so I was buying a lot of scene shoes. Then when I woke up I was like "Eek how did I get pregnant" because during the dream I was only 13 and the only boys I knew were really really gay.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hallways of Self-Destruction</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 22:47:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A mes très bons amis à cet établissement de toile: <br />
J'aime combien vous réagissez de façon excessive. Il me fait heureux. Mais vous savez, je pense que vous mérite une explication sur exactement pourquoi j'ai la droite pour être cruelle à vous. Savez-vous que vous êtes hypocrite ? Probablement moins qu'il y a quatre mois je rappèle distinctement la conversation à vous des frustrations d'analphabétisme et la grammaire pauvre. Et maintenant vous regarder. Prendre les voyelles des mots ne sont pas fraîches. Je trouve l'a retardé hilaramment que vous nous accusez de copier quand vous vous ne fait rien mais Paullettie de copie et votre frère. Et vous pensez que vous êtes si refroidit, spammez Neopets ? Honnêtement. Cela est la chose la plus boiteuse possible. « Oh je vais tromper la neuf-année vieille ! » Hou là. Vous balancez la maison. Vous tout possédez. Vous possédez mes pantalon. Vous possédez mon âme. Vous avez la permission pour désosser me et appelle deux fois jamais me. Vous êtes véritablement stupéfiant. J'espère que vous avez remarqué le sarcasme. Une autre chose. Pourquoi avez-vous obtenu fou à moi pour amener de problèmes hors sur mes journaux quand vous faites maintenant la même chose exacte ? J'espère que vous saignez à la mort et mourez. Oh, et à propos, vous ne paraissez pas bon dans le vêtement en lambeaux avec les dessins de qualité vagues et perdant sur eux. <br />
L'amour, <br />
le Pandi<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>ONLY JOURNALING BECAUSE OF PREVIEWS</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:27:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I like this time of DA because you get to do the cool journals with moods and shit.<br />
<br />
Right now I'm talking to two of my favorite people, and it's making me really happy.<br />
<br />
I WISH Dobbl were on because I need to bother her.<br />
<br />
Thx that's all.<br />
KBYE<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Kaddisfly</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 20:53:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stfu plz ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Tell Me All Your Thoughts on God</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:41:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A Spoon Hello:<br />
I don't think you're serious.<br />
<br />
I'll believe what I want to unless provided with strong information and at least three witnesses who I can trust.<br />
<br />
Always and never,<br />
Syntax Wrerror ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>ew. mayonnaise.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 18:21:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This sandwich has mayo on it and for the record I really hate mayonnaise. <br />
<br />
Secondly<br />
<br />
Wtf at Dobbl's message.<br />
last i checked static and screaming didn't solicit as an actual message<br />
<br />
get online<br />
pissface<br />
<br />
Naenaenaenaeaaennaenae<br />
<br />
and there is discord in the garden<br />
<br />
the sea's wine red this is the death of beauty ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Go go jonny</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 19:15:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OMG. I LOVE YOU HUSH SOUND.<br />
Look. Readers. Go out there and get yourselves [or make your friends send it to you] a copy of Snizzakes on a Plizzane the Izzalbum. <br />
<br />
TOP 4.<br />
1. Gin Joints- Fall Out Boy [Tommie Sunshine retouch]<br />
2. Wine Red- the Hush Sound [Tommie Sunshine retouch]<br />
3. The Only Diference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage- Panic! at the Disco [Tommie Sunshine Remix]<br />
4. Can't Take It [El Camino Prom Wagon Mix]<br />
<br />
They have possibly the best things jammed in at the ends. On the B@tU one. Jesus. Get it.<br />
<br />
This has been Decaydance records and Snakes on a Plane endorsing hour. ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Dumb computer</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 14:23:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I just want you all to know if you comment on my page and I don't reply at all, I'd like to. But my computer's all "no chico" and I'm all "AJFDSHF." ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>SNAKES ON A PLANE</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:44:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I LOVE THE SNAKES ON A PLANE SOUNDTRACK.<br />
<br />
There's a Fall Out Boy remix called the Tommie Sunshine's Brooklyn Fire Retouch. HELL is it good. ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>No more pencils</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 21:00:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ooh baracuuuda<br />
<br />
feeling loads better now. gross bloody taste in my mouth.<br />
<br />
other than that, pretty great.<br />
<br />
i shouldn't complain about my mouth.<br />
<br />
dobbl and all.<br />
<br />
but the action is awesome. <br />
<br />
until a week later and it stings forever. ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>I wish my journal had 413 comments</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:00:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was trying to read the featured journals on Friends or Enemies and it only made me realize I don't care. I really don't care that Ryan Ross finally got to go home. I really don't care about anything Joel Madden has to say. <br />
<br />
Maybe I should stop being on the internet for a while. <br />
It's making my head hurt and making me write things wrong. Yesterday I spelled nobody "ndoody." Like, what the fuck is that? How didn't I notice that? <br />
<br />
Today I was trying to lick up some pixie stick and I started sobbing because I couldn't get it with my tongue. I mean, this internet stuff is really killing me. Kicking my ass and taking my name. So... I guess today's my last day on here. I hope some of you get online so I can say goodbye or whatever. <br />
<br />
Jesus Christ, I'm such a trendfollower. <br />
<br />
Scratch the "Today" paragraph, I'm making the internet <i>all</i> I do. It'll be fun, like a sleepover. <br />
<br />
I drew some Green Day fanart, maybe I'll put it up before it ships out to my friend Tiffany. ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>G D G C E D C</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 16:46:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Is Alice Cooper british? ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Envision Yourself in a Red Brick House</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 15:43:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I love it when people get worked up and talk fast. For example: "Do you watch porn?" "No." "Of course you do you watch porn you're sick you watch porn you watch porn you're gross you watch porn you're a perv you watch porn."<br />
Fifty bucks and a big sloppy kiss to whoever figures out who said that. I am a tree, watch me be the forest, all that deep stuff I usually say. The godmother of my children is in Sweden, probably sleeping off the Ecstasy. HAHA no I'm kidding she's probably still watching that weird show where teens shoot white waves out of their fingalings that allow them to read people's minds. I hope she tapes that show for me because that sounds awesome. ]]></description>
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                <title>Lucky Red Pick</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 15:08:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WHY IS NOBODY ON? Dreadful, simply dreadful. I have no idea what to draw next. I want a pair of lucky red crushed velvet pants to go along with my Ramones hoodie, which I got today. It's sexy. I love it. If it were a person, I'd bang it. Also got a new backpack and I'm going to make a patch to sew onto it. It's blackandred pinstripe. SLIMMING. ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Do you find me dreadful?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 15:34:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm sorry to everyone I've hurt. ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Seriously</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 15:06:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm really serious. <br />
I want to know the truth. ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>All The Things That I've Denied</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:45:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was recently told some things<br />
things I don't know whether or not to believe<br />
If they're true<br />
I don't know what to say<br />
I don't know what to think<br />
<br />
I want the honest truth. ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Average is my middle name</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 16:53:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm getting sick of denying compliments. I swear, the next time someone says I'm the coolest, I'm going to agree with them. Jesus Christ.<br />
<br />
I haven't got it in me anymore to write.<br />
Motley Crue became classic rock with the invention of flat-irons and low-rise jeans. ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Pray for rain</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 13:20:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ zeezeezee today in the shower i was thinking how most of my writing has a lot to do with religion even though i'm not very religious. <br />
<br />
sealab 2021 new shows ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Lollerskating</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:05:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah<br />
Me and Dobbl<br />
Sendin' out a care package to our homeboys in IL<br />
cuz we're tite ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Black Hearts and Undergrounds</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2006 13:31:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm pleading the first here. Whatever you think about me, you're free to think. I just had to get this out before I burst into tears. I have nothing else to say.<br />
<br />
Honestly? I'm pretty dumb. If you really think about it, I'm not smart. I'm really innocent and awkward. In five years, I'll either be dead or dying. Simple as that. I really don't think I'll survive high school. If I do, I'll be dead shortly after that. Unrecognization is a bitch. And probably not even a real word. A few days ago, I was thinking life was just a cup of coffee. Now I realize life is just a stupid, simple occurence. What's the point? Really there is none. I don't believe in God anymore. I believe that people in the Dark Ages came up with God to explain their existence and it caught on. Religion is a cult. A big, fat, stupid cult. Who are we, where do we come from? We're creatures. Animals. Where do we come from? A complicated process called evolution. For those of you who don't believe in evolution, I'm entirely okay with that. I think people are meant to have differing beliefs. Otherwise free will wouldn't exist. We'd all believe what we were told to believe and that would be the end of it. I wish there was some awesome trick to everything. That right before you die, you suddenly realize it and you die happy. But that's never the case. Happiness is a lie, made up as a mask for pain. With everything comes pain, no matter what it is. You might be happy in love for some time, only to find out that you've been cheated on, and the pain comes. I'm not sorry for saying any of this. I'd like to believe I'm not alone in this world, but I can't. People tell me everyone feels like this. That everyone feels the exact thing I do. My opinion on that little factoid? Complete and utter bullshit. I believe everyone is different and if it were true, about the "you're only going through a phase" thing, that we'd all be wearing unisex robes and shaved heads. Auschwitz, here we come. I hope someday that things will be easier for all of us. Right now, the only way that can happen is Communism, and the majority of the populus has been taught to hate Communism. I'm not sure what to hate anymore. I'm not sure who's right and who's wrong and who's evil and who's good. I'm not sure what irony is, seeing as everything has irony now. I'm not sure who I can go to anymore. All I know is, someone's gotta give, and I'm thinking that someone is me. ]]></description>
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                <title>the Fighting Polygons</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Aug 2006 20:25:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I swear if that weren't already taken, it would be my band's name. Instead we get slapped with something dumb I came up with. Kill This Band. Ew. Whatever. It's too hot to have fun. I miss Peter. And. That's dumb. I should stop feeling all the time. AND MY BACK HURTS! Symptoms. Hatethem. ]]></description>
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                <title>I still hate segways</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 20:27:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ K whatever<br />
like I'm gone.<br />
So... don't try and be all <br />
"WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER I HATE YOU UR DUM UR DUMMMMM" because<br />
a. i'm not dumb and<br />
b. CARROTS R COOL<br />
<br />
sdlkfsjfldk so sos ososso <br />
lolz like wtf<br />
ahahaha <br />
rubix cube ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>i hate segways</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 19:24:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Something is definetely wrong about today. All my friends are all depressive and hating their lives. It's a Wednesday. I never did like Wednesdays. In two days I'm leaving for Omaha and I really don't want to. Really really really. ]]></description>
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                <title>not too fond of the name sandy</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 18:42:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The rain outside my window<br />
Reminds me of an old black widow<br />
Keeping me still in fear<br />
Silently counting these riddled tears ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>a hedgehog in my house</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 21:02:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Mood:</b> Casually Obsessed<br />
<b>Listening To:</b> The Missing Frame, AFI<br />
<br />
Alright so I was babysitting my friend's hedgehog and it decided it would be a great idea to escape its box and run under the bookcase. For like, 2 hours I'd been trying to liberate it from under the bookcase and for 2 hours to no avail. Eventually I got really really really mad and just pushed it out with a ruler because 2 hours spent on the floor is NO. FUN. All the blood rushed to my head and then I couldn't feel my left side. It SUCKED. Yeah. But now it's locked up in a fancy cage my mommy bought and I'm hoping it won't run on the wheelydeal thing when I'm trying to dream about Peter.<br />
<br />
<i>Jump from the height of the cutting room floor...</i> ]]></description>
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                <title>Okokokokok</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 09:17:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I WILL WAIT FOR YOU! I will wait... I will wait... I will wait for you... I will wait... She said... endlessly... I will wait... Wait for you... endlessly... I will wait for you...<br />
<br />
Make my head SPIIIIIN!<br />
yeah i want some requests or something.<br />
<br />
ANDY IS A CARROT!!!!!!!!!!!1eleven<br />
<br />
lkjkjkjkjkjiuijijkhuhguhkjoiuoiuoiuoiuoi uoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiu oiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuo iuoiuoiuoiuoiuoiuioiuoiuoiuoiuouoiu<br />
<br />
I had a weird dream last night. Me and some kids from school were living in the same house and I was in charge one day but I had to go outside and do something so I was like, "Shiny, stay here." And she was all "nolj" so I went outside and there was this weird thing going on at this park across the street so I went over there and Patrick and Pete and Joe and Andy were having a street fight but then it wasn't them, it was cheap imitations of them. Like some sort of Fall Out Boy Cosplay Convention! It mos def was startling. So then somehow I got kicked in the stomach and flew back 23 yards and when I opened my eyes, Pete and Patrick were standing over me but it wasn't them, it was some kids who looked like them. Well the Pete kid looked more like Ryan Ross but w/e. They helped me up and I was like "okokok you look like Pete Wentz" and the Pete kid was like "Haha I know!" and he walked /through/ a dragon to talk to me and then the Patrick kid was like "And I can look like Patrick!" So I gave him a big hug and when I like, stopped hugging him, I realized it was <i><b>BLAIRRRR.</b><b> It was so gross! And I was like "BLAIR!" and he was like "YOU!" it was CRAZY!</b></i> ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Warped Dreams</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:06:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today I wrote part of a song. I'm going to go back into the archives to find some more parts of it. I really like the words, how they piece together, which sounds really conceited, but it's true. I like what I do. <br />
<br />
Maybe I'll put it up or something. Maybe you'll hear it on the streets, when we give it to you for ramen.<br />
<br />
I do think I should stop doing things. Because I always need that reassurance that I'm so cool, so sweet, whatever. Maybe I'm just being "teenage phase everyone goes through it" but whatever. Ayayayay/oui ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Seriously, you need to stop listening to me.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2006 21:39:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm really surprised anyone cares what I think. I don't mean 99% of the things I say, and the other 1%, I really really mean. Something little like me saying "Ur dum" is nothing to be worried about. Something like "I can't sleep without you, I need you, I love you, promise you'll never leave me" is part of that 1%. <br />
<br />
I almost puked today. A lot. Like, I was all "Andy please don't let me hurl. Pleeeze? I'll be super nice!" ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Tiko</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:17:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm at my Granma's right now and I never want to leave. I love it here. If I ever had to do a Cribs, I'd do it at my Granma's. I'd be all, "This is my grandma's basement, where all the delicious pastries. And upstairs, this is the cot I sleep on, because it's comfy. This is a pile of blankets. This is the computer, where I spend about 78% of my time. This is the fridge. It mostly holds cokes, which I drink, because you can't drink cheetos."<br />
<br />
Profits don't justify reasons. Fwi.<br />
<br />
Bout the last journal:<br />
That was a test on my friends, and they proved my hypothesis. Go me. But I do like From First to Last's songs. <br />
<br />
<i>Say goodbye to the window, hello to the heartbreak</i> ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Won't Find Out</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:42:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh I thought I should tell a bunch of you something. Tried to put it in Quizilla, wouldn't work. You know the deal.<br />
<br />
My top 5 guilty pleasures: My Chemical Romance, From First to Last, Lil' John, Britney Spears, and Green Day.<br />
<br />
Yeah. Just fwi. Something smells like steaks in the vicinity of my everything and it's really freaking me out. I hate barbecue sauce. Yesterday my mom decided to make barbecue ribs and I was like "I'm not. Eating. This week."<br />
<br />
I'm so sick of summer already. I had this really good idea for a parodymovie but like, nobody would watch it and it would flop faster than Gigli. Uhhh meow. ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Sounds of Summer</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:37:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey. Anybody reading this that lives in the Salt Lake City area [it's in Utah.] and plays guitar or drums, I want you! Auditions [or maybe just "hey you showed up you're in"] will be held sometime in the near future. Contact Brighty at 801-553-2702 or email me at wotisthismadness@hotmail.com. <br />
<br />
In art news:<br />
I made a really craaazy looking thing for my friend's remarriage present. I'll try and get her to take a picture so I can put it up. I can't tell you what it is here, but it's pretty cool, and I never admit anything of mine being good unless it's like, amazing in my eyes.<br />
<br />
In Me Being Emo news:<br />
Heeheehee nothing to report. I'm wearing a CSI shirt, so that's kind of Emo. Maybe? Ponies? ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Viva Alva</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:12:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Mood:</b> Emotionally Tired<br />
<b>Listening To:</b> Now I'm Here by Queen<br />
<br />
I might put up some better digital art over the weekend when I'm at my grandma's. If I can, I'll take some pictures of the traditional pencil art I did and load themz up. [I have no scanner.]<br />
<br />
Have any of you ever seen Constantine? It's so awesome. Like much better than Underworld, because that shit was stupid. Sorry if that offends you or whatever, it's just my opinion. I'd love to get in a fight about it.<br />
<br />
I'm dead afraid of the ice cream man. He freaks the fuck out of me. People are too trusting of ice cream men. If I were an ice cream man, which I would never be because I hate children and summer, there's a high chance that I'd end up refusing children ice cream because I didn't like them. "Oh sorry Billie, your older brother Kevin beat me up in first grade, no ice cream for you." I'd be fired so quick. ]]></description>
                <author>~AxeOfStone</author>
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                <title>Paying in Naivety</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 19:19:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Mood:</b> Why do things suck?<br />
<b>Listening To:</b> Last Call by the Proposal<br />
<br />
My best friend tried to commit suicide last night but she was too lazy to go down and get the razorblade, and she didn't want to suffer stomach pains with the pills.<br />
<br />
I feel kinda bad but at the same time I'm really glad she didn't do anything. She said her therapist was busy and it was almost 3 in the morning, so she couldn't call anyone. <br />
<br />
You should understand she's multipolar. Her mood swings could take you to the moon and back.<br />
<br />
Anyhow, she's fine now. I put up a sky fy story. Just fqi. Also: Orange. Both a fruit and a color. What's that deal? Coming up in the next half-hour. ]]></description>
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                <title>Peter, Master of All Things Bass</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 21:37:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Mood:</b> Contemplative.<br />
<b>Listening To:</b> Ruby Soho by Rancid<br />
<br />
Sup. My name is Peter and I am the master of all things concerning my bass. You might disagree, but I must inform you I am in fact the best. I can name every note up and down, every major arpeggio, even play blindfolded. So why am I on DeviantArt? Good question, tiny mortal. I believe I am at least half-good at writing and computerdrawing. I'd like <b><i>YOU</i></b> to be the judge. And yes, that did need to be All-Caps, Bold, and Italic.<br />
<br />
Whatever you do, don't call me Pete Wentz, I'm not him. I'm a whole different Peter/Pete. For one thing, I'm at least ten years younger than him, and for another, I don't take pictures of myself naked.<br />
<br />
... And I don't have other people take them either. ]]></description>
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