http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:AzekaraHexon&section=today deviantART RSS for by:AzekaraHexon en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:22:48 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/26184957/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/26184957/ Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:00:22 PDT [x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. ( I am a blond. << )

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I'm psychologically unstable, I have a lot more to worry about than melody between childish songs.)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (See previous comment.)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (Repeatedly. I blame the second and third movie's shoddy plot. I mean, I think we're talking about overall story. *Confused and tired* First movie was the best.)
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (Thumb, Index, Middle. I type over 130 wpm. When I'm watching TV, playing video games, talking to someone, and listening to music simultaneously. Don't get me started on when I'm paying attention.)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (I made sure to go back and set it on fire correctly right after.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (... Shut up. Attention spans are short in stock.)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Spaced out. Didn't move. Only happened once because I happened to be lying face-down on bed.)

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I make effort to. Fun to blank.)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (I remember when I realize I forget.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (Due to effort.)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (WHY I ASSURE YOU I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE ACCUSING ME OF.)

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Define simple.)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Damn gnats.)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Sleeping. It's 10 AM.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (My TV remote. Left hand.)

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (...)
[x] You break a lot of things. (Usually people.)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Again. 10 AM. I haven't gone to sleep yet.)

TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 34

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.

]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/25850907/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/25850907/ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:18:37 PDT 's

Rules:
1. Pick three or more of your antagonistic (villain) characters
2. Have them answer the following questions.

1. Xenos
2. Zen
3. Din [Note: Evil in alliance only]

1. Alright, first, tell us your name.
Xenos: Lord Xenos Ku’ran’noset’h Va'lie'nn the Grim King.
Zen: S'ara'ji'zen'n K'ei'zen'ie I'rru'z'kan
Din: J'iida Am'mi'Kad'din Zem'i

2. So, being the villains that you are, what exactly do you ….do? Or do I not want to know?
Xenos: I am the current focus for the God of Death's avatar. I instigate acts of genocide.
Zen: I am an instrument of genocide.
Din: *Can't think of anything*

3. How old are you?
Xenos: In theory I am 253 human years old.
Zen: Seventy-two human years.
Din: Seventeen. ^^

4. Height and weight?
Xenos: Based on the human scale, in my natural form I am twelve-foot-two and weigh 723 pounds. In my human form I am roughly eight-foot-three and weigh 483 pounds.
Zen: In my human form I am six feet, seven inches tall and weigh 268 pounds. In my natural form, I stand seven feet, eight inches and weigh 536 pounds.
Din: In my human form I'm 5'10" and weigh 142 pounds. In Azekaran form, 6'8" and 77 pounds. =3
(Differences in skeletal mass between forms and genders, don't question it.)

5. Are you mortal?
Xenos: In theory.
Zen: Depressingly so, though I am attempting to remedy the flaw.
Din: I don't know. Nobody ever tries to hurt me or anything...

6. Are you any type of demon or other supernatural being?
Xenos: I enjoy the concept that I have become far worse than either ever could be.
Zen: I am becoming something excruciatingly similar.
Din: No. *Puzzled by question*

7. So, do you have an alter ego by day? What do unsuspecting people think you do?
Xenos: They think I burn cities, sacrifice the population to my god, commit unspeakable crimes to nature with every passing moment. And they are correct.
Zen: Nothing. Unsuspecting people are being eliminated.
Din: Alter ego? *Puzzled, but in a cute way*

8. What was the last nefarious thing you did?
Xenos: You imply that it is not still being implemented.
Zen: Executed sixteen heretics and their families in the middle of the South Azekaran capitol city.
Din: *Can't think of anything, gets confused*

9. Was it successful?
Xenos: It will be.
Zen: Extremely.
Din: *Still confused*

10. Do you know any of the other people here?
Xenos: I command them.
Zen: I am an instrument of the ArchPaladin. As for the Succubus... *Hugs Din*
Din: *Much happiness* X3 *Cuddles*

11. Do you have any kids or other family? What do they think of your life of crime?
Xenos: I burned them.
Zen: I have no children, but the rest of my clan is under employment of the N'akuz'ai'ima'l.
Din: ... I've been out of contact with my family for a while...

12. Who’s your arch nemesis?
Xenos: Insignificant without limbs and life, as I have been told.
Zen: The Warden of East Azekara is presently my greatest nuisance.
Din: *Doesn't actually have a nemesis because she's completely and utterly harmless.*

13. Have you ever been embarrassingly defeated?
Xenos: Embarrassingly? No, not quite. My most recent defeat involved me plummeting from a cliff with my heart cleaved in two.
Zen: Define embarrassing.
Din: *Doesn't actually fight.*

14. Would you ever wear spandex?
Xenos: No.
Zen: No.
Din: Sure. :3

15. Do you secretly like pink?
Xenos: No.
Zen: I see no point in colors.
Din: Secretly? o3o

16. Are you secretly in LUUUURRRRVVVEE?
Xenos: I see no reason for either secrecy or love.
Zen: Love would be an unnecessary distraction.
Din: ... Maybe. ^^

17. Are you gay?
Xenos: *Ambiguous* ...
Zen: *Asexual* I have no interest in either gender.
Din: *Bisexual* Maybe a little bit?

18. Anyways, back to business. Are you anticipating the next World War?
Xenos: I intend to instigate it.
Zen: I intend to end it.
Din: *Immediate worry*

19. Weapon of choice?
Xenos: While my preferred weapon is currently split and unavailable, I maintain possession of its more potent half, the Mira'ha'zen.
Zen: My katana is nameless.
Din: D: *Doesn't like fighting in general*

20. Do you prefer…Weapons or Magic?
Xenos: My tactics involve simultaneous use of both.
Zen: I would rather be armed and kill than worry of a potentially unreliable system of destruction.
Din:... ]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/25805331/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/25805331/ Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:35:45 PDT 's Character Quiz. [link]

1. Fill in the blanks with 15 of your characters.
2. Answer the questions as follows.



1. Hexon
2. The Scythe
3. Shogun
4. Din
5. M'hin'daj'i
6. Jester
7. Maya
8. Reaver
9. Naga
10. Zen
11. Daimyo
12. Xenos
13. Z'hau
14. Aella
15. Alex

1. Would you rather go on a date 5 or 12?
Lets see. Both are evil. Both would probably try to kill me. I don't roll like that. Nah. Neither.

2. A man wearing a thong and boxers on his head comes up to 8 and demands their money. Their reaction?
Reaver would shoot him. Repeatedly. In public.

3. 6 comes home and finds that 2 has broken into their house and is stealing their possessions. What happens?
The Scythe is a god. If he wants something he can have it.

4. Would 13 ever have sex with 9?
Technically if Naga felt like seducing Z'hau she probably could. So I'm going to leave this at a 'let's not think about this'.

5. What would 5 and 10’s lovechild look like?
Nonexistent because those physics wouldn't work and they absolutely hate eachother anyways.

6. What would 7 never ever admit to the world?
I'm not sure, actually. She's not a very secretive person; she's more than likely to make a joke about her own secrets after a while than anything. However, at the moment, she won't admit to the public that she's Hexon's lover, due to their factions 'officially' being enemies.

7. Do you think that 1 is sexy/cute?
The scars don't do much for the look.

8. Is 9 or 14 more likely to commit murder?
Technically they're about equal, but I have to give this one to Aella because she's somewhat cannibalistic.

9. What is the last thing that 15 would ever wear?
I'm not going to comment on this. If you knew the character you'd know why.

10. Why would 15 hate 7?
Maya's the Supreme Templar, basically the Master General of the Templar Union in Azekara.
Alex is one of the most depraved Succubi in the N'akuz'ai'ima'l, part of the Arcana Syndicate which is the antithesis and enemy of the Templar.
You do the math.

11. Is 4 a virgin?
Not at all. You wouldn't be able to tell though.

12. What would 2 get 3 for their birthday?
A real soul.

13. Does 9 go to church?
Cultist. Be technical.

14. 12 and 1 go scuba diving. What happens?
They try to kill eachother. Repeatedly. With fire. Underwater.

15. Would 6 survive a zombie apocalypse?
Yes.

16. Who’s taller, 4 or 14?
Aella [14]. Din's pretty short for a West Azekaran.

17. 5 and 8 get in a fight. Who surrenders first?
Despite the fact that M'hin'daj'i is Azekaran and Reaver is Human, M'hin'daj'i. Reaver's absolutely brutal, has no qualms with cheating, and has more than likely already shot M'hin'daj'i in the leg.

18. Does 13 trust 3 enough to drive with them during a heavy rainstorm in heavy traffic?
No. Actually they're basically polar opposites of one-another so they're probably fighting.

19. Could 8 ever win a swimsuit competition?
Possibly.

20. What scares 7 more than anything?
Potential of one of the Grand Templar being a spy for an enemy. Normally she would be worried about Hexon being killed but he's fully capable of taking care of himself if threatened.

21. How long could you stand to be around 10?
As long as he's not trying to stab me or staring at me in his stupidly creepy way I'll be fine.

22. Your old high school enemy comes up to you on the street and punches you in the face. What would 13 do?
Probably break his arm. Z'hau's Northern, but he doesn't appreciate random street brawls as much as you'd assume he would.

23. What would 2 say/do when extremely drunk?
He's a god. He can't get drunk.

24. Would 1 ever crossdress?
No.

25. 1, 8, and 14 are playing tug-of-war against 7, 9, and 12. Which side would win?
Hexon, Reaver, and Aella against Maya, Naga, and Xenos? Xenos's side wins. Maya and Naga could help the other side and still lose.

26. 11 and 3 are arguing. Who resorts to violence first?
Shogun. Probably won't have any results, though; Shogun has unparalleled brute strength, and Daimyo is essentially invincible.

27. Does 9 or 4 have a worse temper?
Naga by far. Din doesn't have a temper whatsoever, on that note.

28. Who would you least want to meet in a dark alley, 14, 11, or 6?
Definitely Aella.... ]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/25717231/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/25717231/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:02:14 PDT XD

Okay serious face time.
That didn't work. Time to fake it.


[TEN things you want to say to TEN different people. ]

1. If I didn't have some moral boundaries I'd take this knife and stab you in the throat with it until you stopped talking to me. Just. Shut. Up.

2. No, I will not get a fucking haircut.

3. Regardless of anything I say or do, I still respect your individuality. But that doesn't mean I won't stab you to death in a dark alley if you keep bitching at me.

4. I'm a loosely genocidal, easily-annoyed person who would have an Obsessive Compulsive nature relative to knives aligned in a corpse if I actually had the time to kill someone, but at least I can respect people who don't treat me like a freak because of it.

5. I can't go to a place I don't believe in.

6. Regardless of how I act, sometimes I am jealous.

7. I always expect the worst. Then I expect something worse than that, just to make sure it doesn't happen.

8. Have you ever assumed that, just maybe, I want to spend my time the way I want to instead of with you? I didn't ask for your company. I just want to be with my friends.

9. I'm not Jesus! Jesus has a choir.

10. Help me.

[ NINE things about yourself: ]

1. WHY YES, I MUST CONCUR WITH YOUR STATEMENT. I DO INDEED LOVE YELLING, ESPECIALLY WHEN RELEVANT TO COMEDY SKITS THAT I AM FULLY CAPABLE OF MEMORIZING START TO FINISH! WHY DO YOU ASK?

2. I say 'I know' because I've heard it six times already. Please don't say it again unless it's something I like hearing.

3. I hate people being around me unless they're my friends. Then I can't live without them.

4. I'm prone to talking to myself when there's nobody else to listen. I like to think the characters I designed for my writing are in my head and have their own conscious train of thought. So far it at least seems like I'm right.

5. I hate dogs. People think I'm insane, but you would too if one nearly ripped your leg off before you were three.

6. I'm an extremely good liar. I won't deny that I do commonly, but even more of the time I'm being honest. Usually to a point of brutality if I have to be.

7. I have an innate love for kittens, pocky, Italian Food, writing, pie, and kittens. Wait...

8. I'm not usually trying to be funny, so if you're not laughing there's a reason. However, when I do tell a funny joke, you can laugh.

9. I value my friends over my family for a reason, and I've stated them several times before, if it's not obvious anyways.

[ EIGHT ways to win your heart: ]

1. Take me seriously. If you think I'm joking all the time, or don't respect me, you won't have a chance because I find it excruciatingly insulting.

2. Be yourself. If you don't act like yourself and condone to acting how you think I would like then I don't know you.

3. Talk to me and let me join the conversation. I listen silently when I have to listen, I keep a conversation going when I have reason to. If you talk to me, I'll reply.

4. If you have a similar sense of humor, like the things I like, and other such things, but you're still wholly unique, then yeah. You get the idea.

5. I don't change anything about myself unless I feel like it or absolutely need to, so please don't try to force it.

6. Don't be afraid to hug me without warning. I'm as much an advocate of glomping as people at an anime convention probably are. For the record, I've never seriously been glomped either.

7. I don't care how absolutely stoic I seem. There's a person behind the mask and that's who I want you to like. Not the grim, sadistic asshole that doesn't care about life on earth past the fact that his shoes might be untied.

8. Being cute helps but I'm strictly worried about personality above that. But while I'm still on terms of appearance, I like long hair.

[ SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot: ]

1. Oh god damn it.

2. *Argument with myself here*

3. Okay, I knew this five minutes ago...

4. You know, besides the fact that if I was there it could have killed me, that was awesome.

5. BEARS! D:

6. ...

7.

[ SIX things you couldn't live... ]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/25144849/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/25144849/ Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:32:36 PDT
Alright, so nothing I say is necessarily useful unless you're asking for critique on some creative writing whatever it is you were working on, because I'm actually good at that, but that's not necessarily the point. Where was I... Right.

Some of my friends know that there's a video game coming out this upcoming Tuesday. Prototype. I've been looking forwards to that game since I heard it was delayed in October last year and I've been ecstatic. I've gotten the money I need for it and more, I've been explicitly hyperactive knowing that I was going to get to play something four years in the making where the gameplay was actually accurate to the cutscenes.

And now I'm pissed off.

My 360's Disc Drive, just today, decided to stop working. It was working perfectly well yesterday, for gods sake! I was playing Call of Duty 4 with a few friends of mine online like I usually do and enjoying my time. Ranked up, got closer to the gun I was trying to get that might make everything go faster, whatnot.

On the plus side, the system is still within the three-year-warranty!

This means I'm going to wait three years for them to remember that they need to send me a new 360 Elite after they get it and I'm going to be excruciatingly pissed off until further notice.

Not sending back my hard drive though. Screw them, they don't deserve it. I put a lot of work into my hard drive's stuff, I'm keeping it. Same for my controller. So I get to have no 360 for anywhere between a week and a few months. This demands a knife fight.

More annoying? The system itself works PERFECTLY FINE. Only the Disc Drive is screwed over. We're wondering if we could take it to a place to fix it without having to deal with the horror that is Microsoft's terms of service and whatnot, but since the warranty from the place we actually bought it is long gone I doubt we'll actually have much of a choice.

At least I don't have to flat out buy a new one and my computer still works. o3o
I DO need to buy a new computer though, this one's hard drive is about dead since it inexplicably got split into two separate drives and one's useless.

EDIT:
Bought a new 360. o3o

EDIT EDIT:
Beat Prototype Yesterday. o3o

]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/24467809/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/24467809/ Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:24:05 PDT NO I DIDN'T STEAL THESE, SHUT UP.

BASED ON MY MOST COMMON OUTFIT FOR THE CLOTHES-RELEVANT ONES!
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[x] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[x] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[x] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[x] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[x] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

This is the result: Sexy Clown with sexy eyes who got stabbed horribly by a porn star because that's how I roll.

WTF LOL I don't know why I did this.


OC Quiz [link] [THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN THERE.]

This Quiz is ment to help you better understand your OCs reactions to random things.

First Pick 10 OCs, if you don't have that many, replace them with cool people.

1. Jason Isaac Locke
2. Terra [Friend's OC]
3. Ner'rak'kez'a I'n'Kam'mi'su V'en'q'al 'Aella'
4. J'iida Am'mi'Kad'din Zem'i 'Din'
5. 'Jester'
6. Aries Azekara Hexon 'The Warden'
7. Jack Aiden Williams 'Reaver'
8. Ran Ai Azami [Friend's OC]
9. Jesus [Biblical Figure]
10. Xenos Ku'ran'no'set'h Va'lie'nn 'The Grim King'


Now answer the following 50 qustions:



1. 5,6,3, and 9 have a disco party, what is it like?
I don't have legal rights to mention something on this scale of awesome. All I can tell you is that JESUS THREW A DISCO PARTY.


2. Everybody was going to 2's Birthday party, but 7. Why is 7 not going and what is 7's reaction?
"Oh yeah, I'd definitely be going if I was invited. Get the fuck off my case."


3. If 10 died what effect would it have on 1?
"HOLY SHIT I WON THE GAME. Wait. Shit."


4. 4 and 8 are lonely and decide to do some crack XD. So, when you find them, what do they tell you?
Din: *STARE*
Ran ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/22886149/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/22886149/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:48:11 PST
]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/22126992/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/22126992/ Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:25:21 PST
Some people I know think I'm basically a genocidal maniac Jesus who hates small animals. Well, they are liars, for I love kittens.
This brings me much joy.

[link]

On a side note, I am about to go into an astounding rant relevant to nothing. Why? I don't care, it's just funny. Pay attention; this may be an extremely valuable learning experience for everyone!

1. Fresh Fruit
When disposing of fresh fruit, there are very specific methods that must be used for your own safety.
RIGHT: [link]
WRONG: [link]


More to come.

]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/22036242/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/22036242/ Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:41:56 PST
Okay, my computer got totally RAPED by viruses about a week ago and I had to get it completely reformatted. REDONE.

I HAS LOST EVERYTHING! THREE YEARS WORTH OF RANDOM BULLSHIT THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT! Except my music. My music kicks ass. I think. [Dream Theater wins. Forever. I think.]

IN OTHER NEWS! Now I have to get back ALL of my sites. ALL of my bookmarks. And try to remember ALL OF MY USERNAMES AND PASSWORDS FOR MEH SITES! D<
Even WORSE! I DON'T REMEMBER MY OWN SITE'S URL! IT'S NOT EVEN DONE YET! *SADNESS PLZ*

But not too bad, I saved my music and ALL of my writing.

I'll update later. I'm going to take a few Mary Sue tests for my sixteen characters. WHEE. *HAPPY TIME PLZ*

EDIT:
Alright, I have my site back!
It was close. I was off on the number in the url. I thought it was somewhere between five and thirteen, but it was fifteen. Oh well, close enough, I suppose. ^^

EDIT EDIT:
I'm adding a random MEME!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about AzekaraHexon!

1. Every day in the UK, four people die putting AzekaraHexon on.
2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of AzekaraHexon.
3. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to AzekaraHexon is 10:1.
4. The AzekaraHexon-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand AzekaraHexon-fights take place there every day!
5. AzekaraHexon has four noses.
6. AzekaraHexon is worth his weight in gold - literally!
7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with AzekaraHexon in your mouth!
8. Some birds use AzekaraHexon to orientate themselves during migration.
9. AzekaraHexon can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
10. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by AzekaraHexon.

[link]
This is the link in case you are curious about how to get this. XD
I used my account name, as an obvious note. If you know my real name, you can replace it instantly. XD

]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/21082374/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/21082374/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:21:43 PDT WRONG!

TOMORROW! YEAH! It looks addictive! ALMOST LIKE POCKY! But not so much.

Okay, I need to think of something to talk about. I can't have this be a short journal blog, now can I? I mean, that would have meant I could have just updated the note into my LAST journal, making the submission completely pointless.

Who would want that sort of thing? I prefer to make detailed, eloquent notes relevant to the fabric of the moment. Sometimes it annoys people, too, which is almost always hilarious. Even moreso when it results in a migraine headache on the opposite party.

Ah, I know. I can proceed to turn this into an exponentially eloquent exposition entirely entitled to explosives.
Count the E's. Seriously, I'm too lazy to count them myself.

Oh forget the subject of haphazard bombing. Time for something completely different.

I sincerely apologize, but take no responsibility, for any headaches induced by this comment. It's your fault for reading it. Still sorry that you chose to.

]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/19874646/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/19874646/ Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:35:41 PDT
*Holds out hand* EPIC!

Indeed, Dark Knight is easily one of the best movies I've seen in ages. Three hours of pure, well-edited goodness.

LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE! If you haven't seen it, go see it. If you have seen it, GO SEE IT AGAIN. NAOW. D:<

Heath Ledger is easily the best Joker of all the Batman movies, and trust me, I have that opinion from someone who read the comics, watched the show, AND saw all the movies. And I have my own personal experience as well. Heath successfully blended in unique quirks and successfully portrayed the Joker as the Homicidal Maniac who wants the spotlight that any true batman fan will remember his original incarnation as. And maybe a bit of a Masochist, based on the scenes where he seemed to enjoy getting the sh*t beaten out of him.

Not to mention his evil tricks are nothing short of EVIL. AND AMAZING. You have to love how he'll publicly broadcast who he will kill.

However, I noticed a bit of 'The Riddler', in a way - Leaving clues as to who he kills next in some way, for example, be it literally saying something to give them an idea or leaving DNA samples to show who is going to die. The major Jokers I remember flat out tell who it is... But this served as a PERFECT way to get Batman to go for more detective work, like he's supposed to, so this works out perfectly.

And he's FUNNY! Funny, creepy, insane. GREAT joker!
"And the suit, It wasn't cheap. You should know, YOU bought it!"
"I'm gonna' make this pencil... Disappear."
"You wanna' know how I got these scars?..." < Basically his catch phrase, as he says that specific line and mixes up the story a bit each time. Love it.

EPIC JOKER. 'nuff said. Especially when you consider how the movie started and he killed his own henchmen. XD

"No, I'm supposed to kill the BUS DRIVER."
"WHAT bus driver?" *Hit by bus*
"Damn. That's a lot of cash. What happened to the other guys?" *Shot*

Win. EPIC. WIN.

]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/19814355/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/19814355/ Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:33:58 PDT
RULES
*Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...
*They have to be real places, names, things. Nothing made up!
*Try to use different answers than those who tagged you.
*You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question

WHAT IS YOUR NAME -- Brent. Yeah, my name starts with 'B'. Great.

4 LETTER WORD - BOOM! That worked.

VEHICLE - Banjo-Car? I'm serious, it CAN be made. Rather, banjo-shaped car. Oh screw it, it lost its ring. Thanks a lot, me. -_-

TV Show - I seriously can't think of any TV show I watch, or have heard of, that starts with 'B'. Well, I can think of ONE, but I hate that show and the very name of it spawns a thousand tiny demons in the depths of my mind and it's forced to devour my soul. Luckily I have a backup disk. Yes, I just referred to multiple tiny demons as ONE tiny demon. Don't question me.

CITY - Boston. Ah, yes, Boston, City of Cheese and Bacon. I know that's not what it is, but... shut up.

BOY NAME - Broderick. That's right. Roderick with a 'B'. It's Irish. I'm serious. Sadly, it does NOT mean 'Toast'. It means "Descendant of Bruadar". Whoever the hell THAT is.

GIRL NAME - Brady. Also Irish. I refuse to say what this seriously means because it will be a running joke among the dudes at school. No, I won't send the meaning to you directly, either.

OCCUPATION - Berserk Maniac Wielding a Spoon named Jeffery. I can see the headlines now. 'Madman Attacks Seal Parade.' Totally.

SOMETHING YOU WEAR - Buttoned Shirt. Only sometimes. It's, like, got blue flames. And there's another one that's black with gold-tinged dragons. It's just awesome.

SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM - Beer. Admit it, you would NOT be surprised! Especially in, like, a frat house.

REASON FOR BEING LATE - Ballistic Beavers Bit Brent's Best Blind Brain. Perfect. Copyright it, Publish it, sell it to Disney.

SOMETHING YOU SHOUT - BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR. IT'S LIKE A MONSTER TRUCK YOU CAN POUR INTO YOUR FACE.



This was far easier than I had originally expected. Huh. Odd.
I TAG... WHOEVER IS INANE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS! *Mad laughter*

]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/19450284/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/19450284/ Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:52:05 PDT
To those who don't know what this is, they come in several variants, ranging from Flamethrower to Chainsaw. Or something like that.


The school year is drawing closer with every passing second, each which is one that my summer reading for advanced english has yet to be started. Hell, for my sake, I still need to get the book!... Though I have heard from SEVERAL people that slaughterhouse five would provide ample entertainment for me with its mix of strange humor and confusing...ness. Yeah.

LEAVE MEH BE! There's this excruciatingly annoying tiny wasp... thing... buzzing around my room and it ALWAYS runs away from me before I can KEEL EET. D:<

Yeah, anyways, I have yet to actually start writing at the moment - I've got too many ideas swirling around in my head to get anything coherent enough to post here [which, yes, I am still working on. I originally planned to put up character bios, but I thought 'screw that, my site's almost finished' and decided to do something completely different.]

And now for something completely different. *Desk explodes*
THE ACCURSED LLAMA OF THE APOCALYPSE IS BACK IN THE MOOD BOX! This makes me feel happy. :3
THIS IS NOT SAFE, FOR A HAPPY BRENT IS A BRENT THAT IS HAPPY. AND ALL KNOW THAT HAPPY BRENT THAT IS HAPPY IS PSYCHOPATHICALLY RANDOM AND IRRELEVANT. THIS MEANS I HAVE RAWBERRY!!! [Made with LIGHTNING! REAL F**KING LIGHTNING!]

I have the courtesy to censor for various reasons that I'm too lazy to list. Whoo.

Anyways, back on writing. I'm currently waiting for a focus for writing muse - Specifically, from . However, eventually my patience will wear thin [actually, I'll just get bored enough to think of something, since I have way too much time to be impatient]... And I'll probably find something that would last me until the last details of some idea that she might think would be entertaining is finished and sent to me to write.

BUT THAT'S ALL THE SANITY I CAN MAINTAIN FOR APPROXIMATELY FOURTY-THREE SECONDS!
*Self destruction in a fiery sphere of nonsense*

I THINK I MIGHT BE MISSING VALID INFORMATION, BUT I LACK THE MENTAL BALANCE TO COMPREHEND SUCH DRIVEL! Besides, it would involve a cane laser. Everyone knows it's the best laid plan.


ALSO!

Comment on the journal [and probably ask since I'm so damn lazy] and I'll fill out the following quiz. XD

a) Tell you why I friended you
b) Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, et cetera
c) Tell you something I like about you
d) Tell you a memory I have of you
e) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you
f) In return, you must post this in your journal.

Please note that in most cases, my comments in this will be completely and utterly random, if only because it's funny and somehow works in that oddly convenient way I manipulate so much.

]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/19183935/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/19183935/ Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:34:19 PDT
Do you have any idea what this means?! I'm actually getting less lazy and have started writing REFERENCES TO IMPORTANT SOMETHING-OR-OTHERS IN MY SIGNATURE! o_o

Which leads to a rather useful point of attention. NOT the fact that my mood most certainly is NOT Llama, but something completely different. A bit of trivia, perhaps. Yeah, that's right - I'm giving you an excuse to make me get out of my comfortably lazy chair to write something.

Maybe I need some inspiration something-or-other, but that'll work.

Anyways, like I said, my signature involves something decently important about my story. Why? Well, I'm going to let you guess about what it is - I'll give you three guesses. I'm pretty sure you're not going to get this completely right, so the person who gets closest with one of their guesses gets to tell me what to do.

Genre - [Sci. Fi, Fantasy, Modern, stuff like that.]
Names - [Give me three names - They must be full names. First, middle, and last.]
Place - [I don't care where, but if you make something up, be sure to make a quick explanation on it.]

And throw in whatever other details you choose to and think might be important.

Please note - Only send one guess at a time. And send it through the messaging system, don't post a guess here. Doing so will result in no answer... So if you just happen to put the right answer in a reply HERE, then you won't know.

But yeah. We'll see what happens. In the case that nothing happens in relation to this?... Well... I'll probably write something anyways, just to make sure I'm not bored. Who knows?

If you plan on making a guess, then go ahead. I can't wait to see if someone can get it right. ^-^

I am accepting up to three different winners. Mainly because you get to nag at me if I get lazy again and I need the excuse to work. XD

ONWARDS TO GLORY! *Explosive Disappearance*

EDIT:
Surprisingly, someone got this on their first guess... Meaning that the first of the three [possible] people who boss me around a bit has been given to...
1.
2.
3.

]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/18955484/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/18955484/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:51:44 PDT
]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/18821643/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/18821643/ Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:47:12 PDT
[Dead Zone] [link]
[Worlds Strongest] [link]

OBSERVE THEM. D:<
[Note: If you're extra-sensitive and can't handle profanity at all, these aren't for you.]
And even if you don't like DBZ, you should still find it somewhat amusing.

Okay, I'm sure some of you are wondering what I'm talking about with that sort of introduction. I'll blame my random movie watching. What does that even mean?

IT MEANS CANE LASER!

Best laid plans.
How was it best laid in any way?
It involved a cane laser. :3

Yeah, you can expect me to be making inane quotes from these while I write. Specifically from World's strongest.

Who are you even talking to?
I... don't... know. Can I have a hug?
FOR THE LAST TIME... I'M A GIANT... F**KING... BRAIN!
That sounds like someone who needs a hug!

Anyways, I'm in Hawaii for the first half of summer, which means I can waste time with a crappy [better than it was earlier] internet connection and, today, going to the lookout somewhere on the island before heading to the beach. Whoo.

You know, I'm just thinking... Fire? No. Okay. Magic Dragon.

Continuing on, I'm making progress on my writing. First order of business is getting my character list up - Surprisingly, the easy characters are difficult and vice-versa, so the longest character bio I have ever written was completed... for my main villain. O_o Over 5,000 words. Woah.

What was that?

I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! UP UP AND AWAAAAAAY!

I had an idea of how to continue this... Er... Oh, right. I have a new band to add to the roster of my favorites... All because of the song I'm listening to. The Glass Prison is EPIC. :3

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN CHOPPA'!
FOR THE LAST TIME! HE'S DEAD!

REMEMBER WHEN THE PRICE OF POSTAGE STAMPS WENT BY BY THREE CENTS?!
Who could forget?
Well THAT... WAS US!
YOU MONSTERS! D:

Yeah, I got nothin'. And yes, Llama is STILL a mood. Whoo. Now then, back to working on gettin' meh stuff finished!

]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/18286989/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/18286989/ Mon, 12 May 2008 10:08:48 PDT
OHNOES!

ANYWAYS, I have two different character quizzes, both of which are presented below. I have selected my most commonly used character, Aries.
Me
‘Character’ [Too lazy to italicize XD]

How old are you?
‘26’

What's your height?
‘6’5” in my human form. 7’6” in my true stature.’

Nationality?
‘I technically don’t have one.’

You Got Any Bad Habits?
‘Smoking, Alcoholic, violent.’

Are you a virgin?
‘No.’

Who's your mate/spouse?
‘I’m engaged, so TECHNICALLY can't answer this specifically yet.’

Do you have any kids?
‘No.’

What's your favorite food?
‘Carnivorous, so anything that isn’t vegetation.’

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
‘Mint.’

Have you killed anyone?
‘I still have the list.’

Do you hate anyone?
‘Many people.’

Love Anyone?
‘Engaged.’

Have any secrets?
‘Far too many for my own good.’

What is your job?
‘High-Class, Professional Assassin and Mercenary.’

What do you do to relax?
‘Smoke.’

Eye Colors?
‘Dead blue etched with silver. Red when infuriated.’

Skin?
'Slightly tanned. Teal and gray fur in my true form.’

Rain, sunshine?
‘Rain. It’s peaceful.’

Camping, staying home?
‘Camping, by far.’

Believe in aliens?
‘Absurd.’

Natural Born, or Clone?
‘Natural.’

Ever destroyed something out of Blind Rage?
‘I fix anything I destroy to the best of my ability when I calm down.’

Any Unusual Things about you?
‘Nothing you should know about yet.’

How much food/drink do you need a day?
‘Enough.’

Favorite Place?
‘The Desert. I grew up under the blazing sun, and I’m naturally accustomed to it.’

What are/were your parents like?
‘My father was strict, and my mother was caring.’

Do you want to say something to your readers?
‘I’m NOT going to answer these questions if this human brat gets tagged again!’

-and some questions for the creator, about them...-

What is his/her full name?
Aries “Gai’denzha’i” Azekara Hexon

Do you think he/she is attractive?
I’m straight, here.

Do others find him/her attractive?
Among some, though he finds it irritating and thinks it gets in the way.

Does he/she have fans?
Fans of his WORK [they usually hire him when they want to hurt someone.]

Is he/she in a relationship?
Yes.

Is she/he straight, gay, or bi?
Straight.

Does he/she have flaws?
Plenty. His temper, he’s a chain smoker and alcoholic [with a tolerance so high he can’t get drunk anymore], he’s a bit sadistic to those he really doesn’t like, he’s paranoid, and he hallucinates. A decent list of problems.

Why did you create him/her?
Because I could.

Did you make him/her for an anime/manga/game/other?
Originally I thought of him for these, but as the years passed I finally moved on to more creative terms.

Is he/she powerful?
Powerful enough to survive almost anywhere.

Do you draw him/her often?
Sometimes. I keep getting ideas.

Name 3 things no one knows about him/her
He LIKES getting in danger
He has a Runic Marking permanently etched into his back which augments his physical capabilities as he gets angrier [though it makes him violent and erratic when it actually activates completely]
He has knowledge of Mechanics, to a degree.

Is he/she based off a real person/or another character from an anime?
Not really.

Name 3 of his/her talents
Physically powerful
Intelligent
Has an army’s worth of weapons

Nicknames?
None that he LIKES.

Has he/she ever been accused of being a Gary-Stu/Mary-Sue ?
Never once. And I can prove he's not because of the Mary-Sue quiz [Scored a 20, which means he's not. XD]

Does he/she drink/smoke?
Both. In fact, he’s smoking NOW.

Enemies?
Plenty.

Does he/she have more than one lover?
Not this variant.

Can he/she die?
Yes, but he won’t go down easily.

-----------• × • A L L | A B O U T | M E • × •--------------
- Name: Brent
‘Aries Azekara Hexon. I go by Hexon.’
- Single or taken: Single? O_o
‘Taken.’
- Gender: Dude.
‘Male.’
- Birthday: September Ninth. Yeah, late b... ]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/18044509/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/18044509/ Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:11:17 PDT
This led me to creating my own subject - Grand Arcanum. Azekara. The Azekarans, K'aiza'n, N'akuz'ai'ima'l, so on... My kind of people, basically. I love fiction, go figure. XP

So naturally, I got to fully developing this. First it started simple, then my writing skill exponentially rose. I skipped ahead lightyears in development and started developing a culture. I finished the first edition and briefly shared the fully custom version with others. You know who you are.

Now I'm moving on to the most recent version... Which is almost complete as I write this - I just need to finish the last details. Now, this is where my roleplaying addiction comes into play. I am setting this concept upon the public like a pack of rabid wolves. Without the massacre [which would be absolutely hilarious, no doubt.]

So I'm finishing my site. You could, essentially, consider it a preview of what I'll probably end up submitting here. I'm infinitely lazy, but since I'm actually finishing my site I must be getting a writing craze back.

This is a good thing - It means I'll FINALLY get to writing the story I intend to submit here... However, since this is a source of inspiration, I need to finish this and actually get it active before getting to work on my story. So we'll see. Now I can just sit back an' wait.

]]> ~AzekaraHexon http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/14817605/ http://AzekaraHexon.deviantart.com/journal/14817605/ Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:52:29 PDT "Project FREELANCER".

Very fitting, considering the topic I'm sketching on. Using characters from my fiction and my own style, I'm making a mass-scale character vault.

Now, the ONLY PROBLEM is that I have no access to a WORKING SCANNER on my own computer. Quite annoying, no? Nonetheless, I shall continue my work and upload it ALL AT ONCE when it is finished... If possible, at least.

]]> ~AzekaraHexon