http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Azimuth987&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Azimuth987 en-us Copyright 2010, deviantART.com Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:21:43 PDT deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/32283251/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/32283251/ Tue, 18 May 2010 22:32:35 PDT

How are we all doing these days? Things are getting pretty hectic here at uni. Assignments are all due in over the next couple of weeks, but after that I'm a free man for a month!

Anyhoo, I'd like to direct your attention to a deviant who is very much more talented than yours truly. ~Emmasphere is a graphic design student at my uni and produces some pretty slick stuff (even if she modestly denies it). Oh, and she also happens to be my girlfriend

But seriously, if you're interested, go and check out her stuff. She's only just put up her first deviation, so we need to give her a reason to put up more

Here's a little thumbnail for you. Enjoy!



Peace Out!
Johnno

]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/31910247/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/31910247/ Fri, 30 Apr 2010 22:45:50 PDT TAURUS (April 20 - May20):

This week you can expect extreme calm and contentment. This has nothing to do with the Earth moving through your sign - It is simply the result of not getting the gas lines in your house regularly checked for leaks.


GEMINI (May 21 - June 20):

Your lucky colour for this week is Green. If you come across a gangrenous amputee, have a crack; they're probably up for it.


CANCER (June 21 - July 22):

The number 69 will feature prominently in your life this Friday night. More specifically, it is the number of stitches you will require after stumbling blindly into a small ditch.


LEO (July 23 - August 22):

Your strong sense of self serves you well this week, Leo. Don't be afraid to push a point with a superior. Take a tomahawk with you to class.


VIRGO (August 23 - September 22):

This week you will ponder the vastness of existence and will be on the verge of a significant personal epiphany, before being distracted by a kitten with a bell on its collar.


LIBRA (September 23 - October 22):

You will realise this week that although your star sign has a perfect personality balance on The Sims, you're still not a very nice person. Furthermore, your sign shares its name with a brand of womens sanitary items.


SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21):

Like the Scorpion, you will be sharp and ready for anything this week. Also like the scorpion, you will most likely be stung and killed during mating.


SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21):

You will try a different parking spot to your regular one this week, but in doing so will steal another person's regular spot. You will both remark on this, laugh awkwardly, then never speak again.


CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19):

Your naturally inquisitive nature leads you to make a discovery, but at what cost? After all, who really needs to know if iguanas enjoy cunnilingus?


AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18):

In a moment of classic Aquarian whimsy, you will attempt to swim through the footpath of your main street. If you see nice looking people in a white van, go with them.


PISCES (February 19 - March 20):

Upon realising that Pisces will not be at the top of any horoscope for another 11 months, you will give up on astrology until it makes you feel more important.


ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

My Mum is an Aries, so you all get to have a lovely week this week

]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/29730502/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/29730502/ Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:10:17 PST
(OMG! I literally just wrote that 3 milliseconds before the news came on radio behind me)

Anyhoo... First of all, please allow me to explain why I haven't done a single thing on deviantART since getting my new premium account. It's because I'm just so darn busy!

We've got a new manager in at the hotel now, so that means I don't have to keep running the show myself. But it also means there's a heap more stuff happening here. Double-edged sword much?

On the university side of things, I'm definitely in. I officially accepted my offer last thursday. Unfortunately, not a lot is happening regarding my accomodation. I've put in my accomodation preferences, but the uni won't even look at them until I pay them 835 Mother-Frikking Dollars in admin and utility fees! Stupid capitalism...

But hey, at least I'm in the course! And they obviously want me, because I was in the first 4 selected to join!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go and rob a liquor store

Peace Out!
- Johnno

]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/29403971/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/29403971/ Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:22:46 PST katiezpm

Name: John Maher
~Height: 178cm (5'10" Imperial)
~Weight: 65kg (Slender Build)
~Birthday: June 18th
~Birthplace: Parkes, NSW
~Current Location: Stanbridge, NSW
~School: Graduated Year 12 in 2008, St Francis College
~Zodiac Sign: Gemini
~Chinese Zodiac Sign: Horse
~Righty or Lefty: Righty
~Haircolor: Brown
~Eye color: Brown with Green Flecks
~Skin Color: Pale

About Me
~What's Your Family Situation: Live with my mother and sister. My father works out of town, but comes home on his days off.
~Any Pets: 3 dogs, 2 horses
~If So what are they?: Border Collie (Sunny), Jack Russel (Sprinkles), Pup from Sunny & Sprinkles (Monty), Chestnut Horse (Patsy), Bay Pony (Chocolate)
~Favorite Relative: Love them all!
~Least Favorite: All great!
~What's Your Heritage/Race: Australian with French, Sottish and Irish heritage.

-Love and Sex
~Sexuality: Straight.
~Are You In A Relationship Now: No. Single for 1 month.
~If So, With Whom: N/A
~For How Long: N/A
~Do You Have A Crush On Anyone: Yup
~Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: Yep
~How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: Excluding Kindergarten? 15 years old
~Virgin?: Nope
~If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time: 19
~Was It Enjoyable?: Sure
~Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: Neck
~Best Love Quote?: Ooh, I have to think about that

-Your friends
~Best: Can't Decide!
~How Many Do You Have?: Many
~Love Them All?: Naturally!
~Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: Yup
~Oldest?: Todd, since the first day of school
~Newest?: Can't remember
~Pen Pal?: Got some mates from other countries, but dunno if we're like 'official' pen pals

-This Or That
~Boxers or Briefs?: Briefs
~Thongs or G-Strings?: Either
~Shorts or Trousers?: Shorts, or Jeans.
~Shoes or Bare feet?: Bare Feet. I've spent so much time outside bare foot, that they can take anything.
~Books or Movies?: Movies more, but books are good too.
~Night or Day?: Both make for good parties!
~Dark or Light?: Dark
~Mountains or Beach?: Mountains. Something I don't see a lot of in the outback
~Snow or Sun?: I've never seen snow!
~Pepsi or Coke?: Coke
~Guys or Girls?: I get along better with girls
~Swim or Surf?: Surf. I love the beach!

-For Or Against
~Gay Marriage?: For. I have many close gay friends
~Abortion?: Pro-choice
~Suicide?: Against. Its selfish
~War?: Against
~Clothes In General?: Against. It's only a body! Jeez...
~Penises?:

-Favorites
~Color: Pink
~Number?: 11
~Holiday?: Road Trips with Mates!
~Season?: Summer
~Movie?: I have too many!
~Book?: Harry Potter Series
~Magazine?: Top Gear Magazine
~Food?: Macaroni Cheese (Home-made, not that packet stuff)
~Drink?: Water
~TV Show?: Top Gear
~Song?: Come Undone, Robbie Williams
~Band?: Many
~Computer Game?: Age of Empires II
~Video Game?: Many
~Shirt?: Close-cut tee, brown with a guitar on it
~Pants?: Blue jeans
~Actor?: George Clooney
~Actress?: Isla Fisher
~Singer?: Robbie Williams & Pink
~Flower?: Marigolds. My favourite episode of Playschool is when they planted marigolds
~Scent?: Petrol
~Animal?: Wolves
~Cookie?: Mint Slice

-About Future
~Want To Go To College?: Doing acting at Charles Sturt University this year.
~What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Singer and actor
~Want To Get Married?: Yes
~Want To Have Kids?: Yes
~What Would Their Names Be?: Sara & Chris
~How Many?: 2. Girl and Boy.
~Where Do You Want To Live?: Australia, Japan or the UK
~Where Do You Want To Get Married?: Wherever
~How Do You Want To Die?: Peacefully, in my sleep.

-More Stuff About You
~Piercings?: None
~Tattoos?: Nope
~Smoke?: No way
~Drink?: Occasionally. Beer
~Do Drugs?: Nope
~Skinny Dip?: Heck yeah!
~Greatest Fear?: Spiders
~Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla for the Win!
~Go To Church?: Occasionally
~Religion?: Catholic, but rarely practice it
~Scars?: Yep
~CDs Owned?: Many
~Collections?: Mess in my room
~Like To Be Naked?: Indeed
~Ever Eaten Sushi?: Yes. Quite liked it
~Eaten a whole packet of Oreos?: I don't like oreos
~Been O... ]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/29040233/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/29040233/ Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:47:38 PST "Holy shiznit! Is it true? Has John actually gone and got a Premium Membership?

The answer, my friends, is a resounding "Yes".

Very big thanks to my sister, *Rayet for buying me a 12-month Premium Subscription.
(Mind you, she only did it because the dA store is doing a "buy one, get one free" offer, so she has a premium account now too )

So, what does this mean to all of you, my faithful watchers? (All two of you...)

Well, firstly it means that when you're here next, browsing through my exceedingly spectacular art or pleasuring yourself to my unimaginably handsome deviantID*, you will come across some cool new gadgets on my page.

Most importantly, it means that I now have the motivation to get off my lazy arse and go and do some art for you! So expect stuff from me soon, and if I don't put anything up, hassle me until I do.

Ooh! I've also been accepted into university for next year! I'm doing a BA - Acting for Screen and Stage at CSU, Wagga Wagga.

One of my elective courses may be photography, so I may actually start coming up with some pretty decent stuff to show here for you! I certainly hope so

That's it for me, I think.
Peace Out!

- Johnno


*_{displays of arrogance are intended as strictly ironic}

]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/27995707/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/27995707/ Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:01:59 PDT
My Robbie Williams Tattoo (which was very poorly done, if I'm honest), has received a total of nearly 18,000 views!

This is largely thanks to Google. In fact, if you search for "Robbie Williams Tattoo" in google images, mine is the 4th result on the page!

On top of this, the number of downloads for the image has nearly hit 10,000, so there are ten thousand people out there in the world who would have printed off my tattoo, taken it to the parlour and said "bung that on my arm, mate". Those poor, poor people!

Peace out!

]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/27746780/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/27746780/ Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:08:02 PDT How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your profile):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11.... ]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/27451243/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/27451243/ Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:54:03 PDT
In other news, Robbie's new single "Bodies" is still as hot as ever (haven't got sick of it yet!). I'm enjoying watching it climb up the radio charts every night, and here's hoping it's official charts release brings it close to #1!

"Halo 3: ODST" was out last week and I've been happily playing it since then. It's a rather good game, though I feel it will be a disappointingly short one (I haven't finished it yet, so if you post a spoiler, I'll kill you ). Maybe if I can be bothered, I'll do I review of it when I'm done and put it up on TimmyAndJohnno.

Thanks to everyone who has continued to fave my Aristocats shoots! Really, nothing gives me greater joy than receiving 112 Faves and countless more Pageviews by sticking some cute plushies in front of a camera!

And OMGROFLMAOBBQPWN! Whoever was here on my page last, you were my 4000th visitor. Thank you so much!

I'll put my show photos up as I take them, so watch this space. (If they look similar to other photos around dA, it's because I've been looking around for inspiaration. Inspiration, not Copying Ideas. Just wanted to get that straight).


Cheers guys!

Johnno

]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/26969974/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/26969974/ Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:30:51 PDT
You may have already seen the couple of shots from my workplace which I uploaded the other day. If you haven't, be sure to check out Square Knob and Stained Glass

And yes! Today I did a Brand New photo shoot with everybody's favourite plushies, My Aristocats! The first photo of the shoot is up, with Toulouse taking the lead role in Toulouse on the Loose!

Peace Out!

]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/23375878/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/23375878/ Tue, 24 Feb 2009 05:10:28 PST
There's just so much in my head. So much creativity, desire, brilliance! Why can't I tap into it? If I just could just convert some of the vast amount of pure energetic passion I have in my head into something tangible...

Everything's been clouded with dreams and stalled by ongoing bouts of apathy and depressive thought. Everyone's leaving me now that school's over and done with. They all know what they want to do and they have plans, heading off to universities and getting apprenticeships and all sorts of crap... and I hate it!

God, I'm lonely. The one person who I could always talk to about everything, I haven't spoken to in weeks. And now, here I am talking to nobody, posting a journal entry on a web page nobody sees.


I think I'd better just go to bed.
See you later, whoever's out there.

]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/17677103/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/17677103/ Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:15:40 PDT
He was a wonderful, loving man and also a keen painter. For his 80th birthday I created a deviantART account to show off his work. Please, it would do myself and John a great honour if you would visit his page and look at his artwork. There are more paintings that I am yet to put up in the coming days.

John McRae: 9/9/1927 - 4/4/2008



]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/17436132/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/17436132/ Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:10:46 PDT
The gang first appeared in my series, "The Aristocats Do Japan":
[link]
And they are now back for their new series, "The Aristocats Down Under".

Check out the series in my gallery!

Also, I might make a trip out to the hills near my place this weekend, so if you'd love to see a plush kitten hanging off the edge of a cliff, watch this space!



]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/13209767/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/13209767/ Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:33:49 PDT



Clubs I'm in:
*


Photographs submitted to the Photographer's Club:
Trail of Steel
Cave Decorations
Humble Beginnings
Kinkakuji - Golden Pavillion
Kinkakuji Gardens
Kosciuszko National Park
Lake Cootapatamba
City Sky
Sunrise at 30,000 feet
My Sunset
Sunset on the Dam
Past the Post

I give permission for the Photographer's Club to use any of my artwork for their display.

]]> =Azimuth987 http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/12917433/ http://Azimuth987.deviantart.com/journal/12917433/ Fri, 11 May 2007 00:07:48 PDT
The game works thus. The next 10 people to comment on this journal entry will be featured on here. Since I was chosen by ExquisiteDistraction, she will be number one.

When you get your feature up here, don't forget to start the chain game on your journal to give other people the opportunity of being seen!

Happy Posting!

1.
Innocence
Standing Alone
Heavenly Sunset

2.
Scream for Stars
Shit, that was quick...
Once I hit the Ground

3.
Sunset
Flying Penguin
Racepony

4.
Frozen in Time
I see you hiding there...
First Crocus of Spring

5.
Pony
Shark
Pirate

6.
Sunset
Gorgeous
Wedding

7.
Blind Submission
Define
Fly So High

8.
9.
10.

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