http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:BalthierBunanza&section=today deviantART RSS for by:BalthierBunanza en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:24:00 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28563882/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28563882/ Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:44:52 PST KICK-ASS-SHIT RIRAITOSHITTE MEYER'S FACE!
WE NEED NO VAMPS OR WEREWOLFS KIMI WO READ SOMETHING ELSE NOW!
LESTAT IS MAI WAIFUUUUUWAAAAARROOOOU OHHH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
(- Rewrite by Asian Kungfu Generation, Bastardized SoraMimi ver.)

:3

I'm expecting the following stuff in 2010. :3

JANUARY
~ Nendoroid Series Tears to Tiara Arawn
~ Queen's Blade Revoltech 007 Alleyne 1P
~ Fullmetal Alchemist Play Arts KAI Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric and Roy Mustang

FEBRUARY
~ Queen's Blade Revoltech 008 Elina 1P
~ Resident Evil 5 Play Arts KAI Chris Redfield and Sheva Alomar

MARCH
~ Queen's Blade Revoltech 009 Cattleya 1P

APRIL
~ Queen's Blade Revoltech 010 Nowa 1P
~ Kotobukiya 1/8 Kaworu Nagisa School Uniform

MAY
~ Queen's Blade Revoltech 011 Aludra 1P
~ Final Fantasy XIII Play Arts KAI Lightning, Snow, Vanille and Shiva's Bike (oh shit...)

JUNE
~ Queen's Blade Revoltech 012 ??? 1P
~ Medicom Real Action Heroes Rebuild of EVA Kaworu Nagisa
~ Kingdom Hearts II volume 2 Santa Sora and Valor Mickey

JULY
~ Queen's Blade Revoltech 013 ??? 1P
*replenishing wallet. Goddamn it...*

AUGUST
- Queen's Blade Revoltech 014 ??? 1P
*replenishing wallet. Goddamn it...*

MY BIRTHDAY
- Queen's Blade Revoltech 015 ??? 1P
~ Final Fantasy XIII Play Arts KAI Hope, Sazh, Fang and Odin (oh shit again...)

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WAITING LIST
Bayonetta and Jeanne Play Arts KAI
Nero and Dante DMC4 Play Arts KAI
Figyutto Reina and Airi
Nendoroid Ciel Phantomhive

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28480454/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28480454/ Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:34:00 PST
This is regarding the fourth and final book of Meyer's faggotry, rather, it's movie adaptation ~

I want to see for myself how Robert FUCKtinson and Kirsten SHITwart would act out the Edward x Bella's SEX SCENE in Breaking Dawn.

In the book, Bella is described as being excessively hurt during the intercourse for obvious reasons. It was a pain in the ass for her ~ literally.

Also, Bella ended up being a vampire anyway. Want me to tell you how? Sure, go ahead and ask me. I read the fucking books anyway.

Another thing is that I want to see how Jacob will rape Bella's daughter, Renesmee. I want to see how manly GAYlor LOUTner would portray Jacob "LOLICON" Black and I am so fucking guessing that Stewart would also be the actress for Bella's raped two-day-old daughter who became a 17-year-old in two fucking days. (How the fuck did that happened, Meyer? If in Dragon Ball Z, 1 day = 1 year in that special training room and that Renesmee has nothing to do with DBZ at all...oh shit! No wonder Twilight is so dumb!!!).

Having shown my interest therefore, I would watch Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn IF and only IF someone will buy me a Movie Ticket.

Don't you dare call me a cheapo because I made an oath not to spend a cent for Twilight bullshit and that I can afford lots of Play Arts action figures and anime merch that make even Adam Smith proud as opposed to cheapo Twilightards who can't even buy a single fucking Twilight merch by NECA or Mattel.

So I don't wanna hear that cheapo word referring to me, okay? Shut up and gimme a movie ticket for the fourth movie! XD

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28454065/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28454065/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:07:07 PST
10. Popularizing J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter Septology.

9. Believing in Nostradamus' prophecies.

8. Various country banning and censoring anime for trivial reasons like Thailand censoring One Piece just because Nami is wearing a harmless and cute bikini.

7. Feminists' outcrying on Fat Princess being a vendetta against fat people. (Srsly, I ain't a slim whore but those feminists are the fat liars).

6. Feminists siding on money-hungry whore named Nicole and pressing Daniel Smith into a justice rape. (That's Failippines for ya! )

5. Agnes Chan's vendetta against "Lolicon Media." tied with the Failippines' attempt to ban "Hentai."

4. Religious hypocrites calling Pokemon as Satanic rather than just simply hating it for being "childish."

...and November 20, 2009 definitely attests to the three most idiotic thing that people has ever done in the world's 10 Billion+ Years of history:

3. People watching Twilight just to close their eyes regarding the Global recession. (Don't you realize that you are now so poor but Meyer is so fucking rich and dumbasses like you make her richer?)

2. People watching New Moon just because some typhoon or calamity PWNED them and their homes

but since it's aimed towards the Failippines, I'd write the explanation this way ~

Uulitin ko, Hindi mo ba narerealize na naghihikahos ka na at nawalan ng bahay tapos si Meyer putang napakayaman at ang mga tatanga-tanga na tulad mo ay lalong nagpapayaman sa kanya at tinutulungan syang magtayo ng emperyo...o mas nararapat ay KULTO para sa mga GAGONG BAMPIRANG TATANGA-TANGA? Mas nanaiisin mo pa na manood ng New Moon kesa damayan ang matino mong pamilya?

(Again, don't you realize that you are now so poor and that you lost your home but Meyer is so fucking rich and dumbasses like you make her richer and help her build a FUCKING TWILIGHTARD empire...or shall I say CULT? You would rather watch New Moon rather than to sympathize with your much sane family?)

---

...and the greatest idiotic deed ever done is not a surprise. ~

1. Popularizing Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. (...and dumbasses making a fellow dumbass like Meyer as wealthy.)

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28441657/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28441657/ Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:09:48 PST
I've decided that I'll only be bringing there with me the Queen's Blade Revoltechs ([link] I got six so far! ), VMF Reina and Motoko; Play Arts KAI figures, which until now, are still inexistent in my Play Arts figure counter.

The rest of my figures (notably my 59 other Play Arts figures, not counting the duplicates) is staying with my dad to take care of in our old hellhole house.

Hopefully no snotty little brat will dare to lay their hands on my treasures. (NOTE: I can memorize the arrangement of the figures in my shelf at a single fucking glance and I can definitely tell if it's my dear dad who touched them or some toy-whoring little brat.)

It would take us around February or before the start of the first semester in 2010 before we can move to our new home (ie: new Play Arts Haven [link] with the Zodiark Model B [link] ) somewhere out there. -_-;

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28426141/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28426141/ Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:11:02 PST "KAHAN SHINSAI ARE BAII! KAHAN SHINSAI ARE BAII!" - Johannes Krauser II's Bitch Pig Symphony

which means "ALL I NEED IS YOUR CUNT!"

...and Krauser-sama's wise Death Rocking will forever echo in your ears once you sees this latest Twilightard merch:

(...and oh fuck, even Krauser-sama is insulted by Cullen. DMC fans, will you allow that?)

Only a fucking retarded moronic bitch or bastard will buy and wear something as cheap as this: [link]

Ohhh Cullen is in your cunt and sucking your blood from there!

Hahahahaha!!!

Original conversation between me and my friend is as follows ~

Balthy: Veggie vampires?

Friend: Yeah! XD

Balthy: Twilight goes Vagi(nal) in book 3 and 4 though.
(Note: Cheesy Watase Yuu-like "romance" in volume 3-4 and LOLICON smex in volume 4 thanks to Jacob Black AND Renesmee Cullen. Oh shit! Did I spoiled you? No, I only alleviated you of Meyer's madness. She can't even describe the act of fucking as goddamn well to appeal to Ecchi fans!
...and see, Dev-Art people; I fucking read the damn thing!)

Friend: Is that so? Then, how about this? [link]

Balthy: Oh shit.

Friend: He also wants to go Vagi on unsuspecting victims. Hahah! Look at where the mouth is. There's autograph too!

Balthy: That fucking thing made my day!

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28416649/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28416649/ Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:29:36 PST
Then get the hell out of my journal, fucking cheapo asshole! (Your girlfriend too!)

Anyways,
Why did I called you, Twilightards, a fucking cheapo asshole?

Of course, I gotta have a reason.

Hear this out ~

According to one of the greatest philosophers and economists of his time, Adam Smith, in his Wealth of Nations book, (and as I have already mentioned in my Play Arts entry...)

"The Real price of every thing ... is the toil and trouble of acquiring it"

Twilight Books = Available everywhere (Oh shit, National Bookstore! Oh shit Barnes and Nobles! Oh fucking shit Amazon and ohhhh ass shit there and here!) to the point that it whores of attention.

Play Arts Action Figures = Uncommon



...and Smith's quote can only mean one thing:
Even dead classical economists call Twilight as cheapos! XDDDD

But anyways,
I bet YOU Twilightards don't know either the Wealth of Nations, Adam Smith (okay, if they're not that well-known, it's okay) but the point is, they don't even know a bit about how the economy goes and the concept of "easy-to-get-things" being so cheaply regarded!

Perhaps the reason why they resort to cheap "vampire" lit is because they don't have money to buy figures (rather, they don't have the guts to dedicate themselves into this kind of hobby because they're cheapos) and that Twilight's first movie only became popular because of the then global recession.

Now, people want to watch New Moon because they want to escape the horrors of the tragedy brought by the consecutive autumn season storms in the Philippines. Ohhh, everything is sooo connected like an attachment in a Bandai Swing! XDDDD

Also, that simple quote by the great Mr. Smith is the reason why even if you are a "rich" person, you look like a cheapo when you resort to Twilight!

Go read some ANNE RICE, Dan Brown, JRR Tolkien or Stephen King goddamn it!

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28399366/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28399366/ Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:51:58 PST Turd
Wasteland
Is
Littered
In your
Groped vampire and
Haggard werewolf's
Tainted face.

TWILIGHT.



Fuck the
"Mini"
Alchemist

FMA.
(...and yes, you picked the Wrong "Fag" to fuck with)

XDDD

British-accented
Aldebaran y-wielding
Luscious pirate
That doesn't give a damn about
His beloved bunny partner and
Insane jerkass dad because he is an
Epic adventureR

BALTHIER

:3

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28344380/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28344380/ Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:31:55 PST
Play Arts: 59 / 62 = 95.16%

Play Arts Arms: 4 / 4 = 100.00%

Play Arts KAI: 0 / 17 = 0.00% <-- LOL. I'll have my fill on January. :3 For now, here's high-res pics of the future KAI's from a reliable middleman in Japan. [link]

TOTAL: 75.90%

As a collector, I believe in this saying by one of the greatest philosophers and economists of all time:

"The Real price of every thing ... is the toil and trouble of acquiring it" - Adam Smith (Wealth of Nations, 1776)

...and my own principle;

"Use whatever you can find. If you find nothing, use nothing. Learn to go against the odds."


...and lastly, Square-Enix.
I don't give a damn about the title "Black Label Collector" which you are boasting about in your Play Arts KAI boxes.

Because I, Leading Man, am an Order of Ambrosia Label Collector!



~~~

Pics of Zidane et al to follow.

Have a nice day everyone.

...and Bounce-kun, you're making me drool with your Bayonetta sprite. XD

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28315140/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28315140/ Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:49:28 PST "RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE! \m/"
- Johannes Krauser II's ten rapes-a-second.

7 days to go before the rebirth of "Gaijin crapulence"
Ahh I can't believe that there are some super pathetically desperate people who live and smile for cheap crappy franchises that are undeserving (rather, NEVER deserving) of high-end merchandise such as Stephenie Meyer's Twilight.

As for me, I like Twilight Dancers ~ An indie Filipino film with hints of Yaoi and Macho Dancing. XD
Check out the synopsis here: [link]

"OHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCK! *w* "
- Death Records President (upon seeing Krauser's part in the "No Bire" film)

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28285668/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28285668/ Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:00:05 PST WARNING: Sensitive content. This is my pure honesty and whether you accept it or not, it matters little to me. This is my fucking life and not your's.

I remember saying here in the past that when I was just a kid, I saw the Extra Knights Gift Set by Bandai (FFVII). I'm dying to have it but I cannot afford it. Maybe that explains why I became overly obsessed with Square-Enix Products above those scandalously-clad female figures.

But my miseries of the past isn't just regarding those figures. I'm a person who had disgustingly demeaning grade school years thanks to so-called "religious" people. To cope up with it, I try to be a happy-go-lucky person in college who doesn't want to try so hard with this and that. It's like avenging my sad childhood days.

Of all the things I fear, it is my inner darkside. Even if I haven't killed anything yet other than disgusting roaches, I felt like I am worse than someone who had killed a dozen people whenever that so-called darkside comes out and lets itself loose.

No, this is not an anime stereotype theme of a person having this hidden darkside or demon etc. *cough* Jin Kazama *cough* THIS IS reality and it bites more than your average disgustingly "sparkly" vampfag.

Having been raised through the strict norms of the religious society (heck, how ironic that religion is the one that causes war and not money) and had been forced to study in a "religious" school run by nuns during all of my childhood; I was never allowed to have fun like the other children of my age. The nuns forced me to be chaste like them. They fed their complicated doctrines to the mind of a seven-year-old.

To put it simply, do you think Tsukasa (An Shouji) of .hack//SIGN is miserable? She's just abused by her uncivilized father. So, what can we do about uncivilized people whose nature is really to abuse? Nothing.

But what about me? Who "abused" little me? Religious people.

So bite that.

As a result; I grew up hating the restrictions of religion, shunning traditions, disliking kids which includes those within the shouta/loli age bracket ~ LOL "3D pig ish disgusting!" Rather, not pigs but I liken such kids to kittens that once you feed, they will keep on coming back annoyingly. Hence I do them no favors at all until they become teenagers who know their place.

During those dark days of being within the grasp of "god's so-called servants," I was given only a few pennies for food. As ironic as religion causing wars, the officials of that school step on my dignity everyday and underestimate my worth as a human being. Of course, as a child, I want to buy some snack that could make me feel happy but having only a few pennies, I can't even afford a single sandwich. These humiliating events happened to me for five years during my childhood and every time it happens, I want to yell out "Life F---ing Sucks!"

Thus, my darkside comes out whenever I run out of money. If I see my wallet empty, that's where I start to stir up. Even if I have very small hands, about only 3/4 the size of that of a regular adult (I'll give you an idea on my normal strength capacity, it takes me both hands to carry the Judge Gabranth Play Arts figure); when my darkside is "awakened," I can throw up even a huge plastic dresser filled with all sorts of stuff with just one hand. Just like what happened back in my highschool days when I had no money to go to the field trip that I really wanted to go to, I ended up kicking a table and breaking it to pieces.

Wanna know why I desperately want to go to that field trip before? For fucking god's sake, my uncle is a prominent person in my highschool but the teachers still doubted me and branded me a thief because of some fucking whinny smartass bitch (I am so NOT afraid to mention your goddamn full name here if you're reading this, you bitch!) that lost her motherfucking cellphone. Goddamn it. Hail Failippines fucking alright!!!

Good thing my parents always make sure that they leave at least a single buck in my purse or would leave let's say a bar of chocolate in my bag.

However, when it comes to figures that costs several effing dollars, I can understand if I can't afford it immediately...but it's totally another goddamn thing to have no money even just for a small treat to cheer up your sad and miserable self which had been so abused and berated during childhood.

So to the people reading this, if you want the best for your child, DO NOT enroll them in a "religious" school for basic education. Not unless those "religious" people there do respect your child being the child he or she is.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28193660/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28193660/ Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:16:02 PST
Moi: You excited?

Moi: FUCK UP, TWILIGHTARD!

Friend: Woah, woah. Don't get me wrong! I just can't help but say it.

Friend: 13 days is always something, ya know.

Moi: 13 is just a number. November 20 is just another fucking day.

Friend: Twilight aside, I'm a fan of DMC!

Moi: Devil May Cry?

Friend: Yep and Detroit Metal City!

Moi: Oh, that anime with cheap Revoltechs?

Friend: It's fucking awesome, you'll love it.

Moi: Whatever. I'll go watch it.

KOROSE KOROSE KOROSE SUBETTE YO KOROSEEE!

Great. Now I can't get this song out of my head. -_-;

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28153607/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28153607/ Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:55:22 PST
4. Costs 10 fucking pesos in the Philippines when there's something much better and cheaper like those light-up lollies.

3. It's certainly NOT the Lollipop which Bayonetta is sucking = [link]

2. "Chuppa" is the Tagalog slang for "Fellatio"
Because of that goddamn word, a famous and good-mannered TV host in the Philippines got suspended for two fucking months [link]

1. Chupa Chups aka: "Fellatiopops" has joined the TWILIGHT SAGA FAGGOTRY. [link]

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28024464/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/28024464/ Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:41:49 PDT

5. Genesis Rhapsodos with the song "Shall Never Surrender" by James "Shyboy" Arnold (Devil May Cry 4)

4. Bayonetta vs Jeanne with the song "Red Faction" by MELL (Black Lagoon)

3. Final Fantasy Tactics' Church of Glabados with the song "Pretender" by James La Brie

2. Bartz vs Exdeath battle in Dissidia FF with the song Worthless as the Sun Above Clouds by Junya Motomura (Guilty Gear 2 Overture)

1. Bayonetta x Luca with the song "Tactics" by Lex Lang (Rurouni Kenshin) [link]

...AND ANOTHER MUST-SEE AMV:

The Wrong "Fags" to fuck with: Dissidia Final Fantasy Cosmos Boys with this song [link]
(Please don't talk about that Host Club here. Thanks)

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27950470/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27950470/ Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:31:47 PDT
Check these out:

Gundam Wing-pwnsome
5. Hero Dorian

Kuro--wut?
4. Ciel Michaels

Ohhh Yuri!
3. Jeanne Bayonet

Valkyrie -effing- Profile
2. Alicia Dallas

(I'm so gonna kill anyone with that family name naming their daughter that! LOL j/k)

...and the most awesome name in the world:
1. Axel Xavier Roxas
Axel X Roxas for short.
(Roxas pronounced as Rohas)

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27825210/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27825210/ Sat, 17 Oct 2009 22:04:53 PDT
Cackt Gamui
Any over-confident but FUGLY Gackt cosplayer.
Also denoted as "Gackt Warui" (Bad-looking Gackt)

NOT to be used on the following people:
- Dallas
- Genesis Rhapsodos
- Kamui Gakupo
- Lau Wong
- The most notable Singaporean cosplayer of Genesis Rhapsodos. [link]
-...and anyone (including pop culture characters) that the society (not just their close friends) deem as Gackty-good enough.

Drama Quinn
"Drama Queen." Genesis Rhapsodos with slight reference to his pwnsome English voice actor.

EMO: Extremely Misunderstood One [link]
Originally intended for a lesser-known character of the Valkyrie Profile series named Dallas. But this acronym is now being loosely used by YouTubers to denote Cloud and/orSquall.

FAILucard [link]
The "Alucard Teppes" action figure by NECA.

Gackips
Spin-off of Gakipu. "So, I herd you haet Gackips?"

Gackt-Kata
Ultimate lulz technique that only "pretty" boys can do.

Gackth Vader
Gackt Camui himself when he tells Genesis "Luke, I am your father."

Gacktmatton Cleric
Practitioners of Gackt-Kata.

Gacktsodos
Denotes people who are too lazy to spell "Genesis Rhapsodos" (or even just Genesis) in Crisis Core message boards so they type "Gackt" instead. Also used on people that actually believe that Genesis and Gackt is just one person.

Do not use this on to those that are sane enough to believe Genesis is actually a tribute character for Gackt Camui

Gacktzblue: Emo Trigger [link]
Denotes Genesis Rhapsodos as Jin Kisaragi (Gacktsaragi / Kisaragackt) stalking either Kamui Gakupo, Lau wong or even Dallas while screaming out loud "LONG TIME NO SEE, BROTHER(S)!"

Gacktzillion
Numerical denotation for the number of Genesis Copies in Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII.

Gacquilibrium
A term I used to denote Gackt's invasion in the compilation of Final Fantasy VII (especially Crisis Core wherein there is a Gacktzillion Genesis clones).

Gacksidia
A future Dissidia game that may include Genesis Rhapsodos as Chaos' warrior representative from Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII.

Gakipu
GACKyrie Profile (GAKIri PUrofairu). Dallas for short.

Gaynesick Raperdork [link]
Self-explanatory.

Ginal Gacktasy VII
Same as Gacquilibrium.

John Gackton
The Gackt-Kata practitioner that gives the most lulz.

Shoutama
Shouta-Akuma (Little Devil). Ciel Phantomhive for short.

Valkyrie Pro-phile [link] <-- GO OOGLE THIS! XD
A person whose excessively addicted to Valkyrie Profile. Denotes either those that love to mash on those buttons or anyone that loves to oogle the ladies in VP Silmeria that are designed by famed Ecchi character illustrator Shunya Yamashita.

WHAT THE FUCKT / FACKT?!
What Zack Fair would likely say upon seeing either Kamui Gakupo, Lau Wong or Dallas.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27789741/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27789741/ Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:56:24 PDT
I'm now figuring out if it would be ideal to install Revoltech Joints on Jessica's twin tails. I mean the action figure.

I'll also try and install some hinges on Jessica's long skirt...but of course that'd be too complex so I'll just install joints on her twin tails. XD

Another thing is to make Hero's left hand as able to hold weapons. Square-Enix is so freaking annoying that they made Hero only to be able to hold weapons with just his right hand. Damn it really.

Need the following vol. 3 weapons:
1. Met King Shield (you can have the Dragon Claw)
2. Met King Spear (you can have the Godbird Soulstone)
3. Rune Staff (you can have the helmet)
4. Alchemy Cauldron (you can have the cheese and the dirk)

Rest assure I'll put them to good use.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27776580/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27776580/ Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:35:56 PDT
Once my brain exploded, I'm worse than the big mouth of Revy of Black Lagoon.

--------------------
My Movie Waiting List
--------------------
Patient X - Local
Zombieland - Foreign
The Ugly Truth - Foreign

Woah. Zombie movies are in season! (except the last one)

Lastly; Sean, you saved me for the third time.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27773179/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27773179/ Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:29:52 PDT
1. Waiting for my Edward Elric Play Arts KAI action figure.

Feast your eyes on the epicness [link] which you shall never have, NECA bullshit-deserving Twilightards!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

2. Reading X-Men Misfits manga for the lulz (...as well as Vampire Knight. Beat that?)

3. Creating a vid of...

Sexy asshole DALLAS [link] pwning both Edward Cullen and Jacob Black in Soul Calibur IV Broken Destiny. (You gotta love the height adjustment feature!)

Then he went on to pwn Victoria who insists her name is also B. Dallas H. (Sure, we believe her but she's fugly so liek wutevar).

...and lastly, Yuki Cross epically fucking a bitch known as Bella Swann with a huge scythe.

---

...and the fourth stuff which isn't really important.

Waiting for the scanlation of Valkyrie Profile Silmeria chapter 6 (Fumino Hayashi) so that I can see what happens to sexy raep-worthy Dallas-chan.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27771850/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27771850/ Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:45:28 PDT
This is what I hate about my country.
We don't even have ready access with extra figure resources. I did saw some spare Revo stuff in a store but when I came back, it's gone.

Oh well, I'll just have to see what I got around here...

===

I currently am looking for the following as some sort of extension for my DQ Project.

High Priority
- Met King Shield (OH PLEASE!)

Medium Priority
- Alchemy Cauldron
- Met King Spear
- Rune Staff

Low Priority
- Low-priced Revoltech Haruhi bunny
- Extra Jessica figure x2 (will make a Bunny Jessica and an Evil Jessica)

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27647646/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27647646/ Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:44:35 PDT [link]

(Some parts are NSFW. View at your own risk but I guarantee you Epic Lulz.)

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27634050/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27634050/ Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:02:06 PDT
According to the link below, Play Arts KAI will series come with a better stand which is somewhat similar to Bandai's Tamashii Stage Act 2 and Figma stands...but connectable.

We'll call it PA-Stage for now, in homage to Figma's diStage.

Oh god, all the better!

[link]

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27389638/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27389638/ Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:12:14 PDT
Bayonetta [link]
Bayonetta's Nemesis [link]

DMC4 Dante and Nero [link]

and painted Odin [link]

Thanks to Marshall_Alloc and Ciel

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27152739/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27152739/ Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:16:38 PDT Arimou shinnai jijitsu tokai kojou wo shidatsui saka de watashi ni fuude uha watashi wo iite.
Taiyou wa guri nangashimai shoubu na hitsu yo nara. Shoumei no dou aate watashii wo miite.
Shikaketteari ga iri e somashi aka ni somaru
Waga ii darou ikiterudake nani wo shinnatou yuku no ga akuma miru yo onashiiseu yamitte!
Oide tsuyonaru kara kona shiitakutte itoshii sou ga himitsu wo hidaitta mune ni Hurette dake.

Nagai kami furimidashi urasagi no shizuka de jomou dakette miteru shiteru desshou

Nano ni modou mi mou naku iinasu no egao de
Kokoro no ura wo musou miri no wo

Kaadou wo misetta hurishitte kagami dakeru.

Koure namida nagashi sou wo da shagami nai no.
Hontou wa ashi wo tsuka no hakono te no naka de
Oide shitteru kara ara dattou you na
Kotoba demoutteu hasasetta suru ii ute ni
Oshitta dake.

Kouka nara shiitenai.

Waga ai ni sunao nandaka tomaranai no
Kokoro ga akuma miru yo na shiseu yamitte!
Oide atto modori wa dekinaiette
Tsubuyaki hoho wo chiisa komaserunda yubi ni
Hurette dake!

~ WTF. I feel like making a Soramimi vid of this instead.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27025125/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27025125/ Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:21:00 PDT
For pictures and more info; visit this site: [link]

(I marked those that I owned as Italicized.)

=========================
RELEASED
=========================
(as of September 2009)

Dragon Quest VIII
No. 1 Hero (Shujinko)
No. 2 Jessica
No. 3 Angelo (Kukule)
No. 4 Yangus

Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII
No. 1 Zack Fair
No. 2 Aerith Gainsborough
No. 3 Cloud Strife

Final Fantasy VII
No. 0 Cloud and hardy-DAYTONA
No. 1 Cloud Strife
No. 2 Tifa Lockhart
No. 3 Aerith Gainsborough
No. 4 Red XIII and Cait Sith
No. 5 Yuffie Kisaragi
No. 6 Vincent Valentine
No. 7 Sephiroth

Final Fantasy VII Advent Children
No. X Cloud and Fenrir Advent Pieces
No. 0 Cloud and Fenrir Overseas Edition
No. 1 Tifa Lockhart
No. 2 Vincent Valentine
No. 3 Sephiroth
No. 4 Cloud Strife
No. 5 Yuffie Kisaragi
No. 6 Reno
No. 7 Kadaj

Final Fantasy VIII
No. 1 Squall Leonhart
No. 2 Rinoa Heartilly
No. 3 Selphie Tilmitt

Final Fantasy IX
No. 1 Zidane Tribal
No. 2 Garnet til Alexandros XVII
No. 3 Vivi Orunitia

Final Fantasy X
No. 1 Tidus
No. 2 Yuna
No. 3 Auron

Final Fantasy X-2
No. 1 Yuna
No. 2 Rikku
No. 3 Paine

Final Fantasy XII
No. 1 Vaan
No. 2 Ashe
No. 3 Balthier
No. 4 Judge Gabranth

Fullmetal Alchemist
No. 1 Edward Elric
No. 2 Alphonse Elric
No. 3 Winry Rockbell

Kingdom Hearts
No. 1 Sora
No. 2 Riku
No. 3 King Mickey
No. 4 Sora - Vampire
No. 5 Cloud - Olympus Coliseum
No. 6 Sephiroth - Olympus Coliseum

Kingdom Hearts II
No. 1 Sora
No. 2 Roxas
No. 3 Kairi
No. 4 Axel

SE. 1 Sora Valor Form
SE. 2 Sora Final Form
SE. 3 Sora Wisdom Form
SE. 4 Sora Master Form
SE. 5 Sora Limit Form

Star Ocean IV
No. 1 Edge Maverick
No. 2 Reimi Saionji

Play Arts Arms Sets
No. 1 Final Fantasy VIII and X
No. 2 Kingdom Hearts I and II
No. 3 Final Fantasy XII
No. 4 Final Fantasy VII

=========================
UPCOMING (2009)
=========================

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood -KAI-

No. 1 Edward Elric
No. 2 Alphonse Elric
No. 3 Roy Mustang

Biohazard / Resident Evil 5 -KAI-
No. 1 Chris Redfield
No. 2 Sheva Alomar

=========================
UPCOMING
(No definite release date)
=========================

Final Fantasy XIII Play Arts -KAI-
No. 0-1 Shiva Motorbike
No. 0-2 Odin
No. 1 Lightning
No. 2 Snow Villiers
No. 3 Oerba dia Vanille
No. 4 Sazh Katzroy
No. 5 Hope Estheim


Kingdom Hearts II volume 2
no. 5 Sora -Santa Claus Costume-
no. 6 King Mickey - Casual Gear -


Front Mission Evolved Play Arts -KAI-
no. 1 Zenith

APPARENTLY CANCELED

The Last Remnant
No. 0 Cyclops
No. 1 Rush Skyes
No. 2 Torgal


Grand Total (excluding "Canceled")
PLAY ARTS = 62
PLAY ARTS KAI = 13
PLAY ARTS ARMS = 4





My Total
PLAY ARTS = 56/62
PLAY ARTS KAI = 0/13
PLAY ARTS AMRS = 4/4

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27011984/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/27011984/ Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:31:03 PDT
*shameless plug* Please support our club if you love Gii and/or BlazBlue!

For now, here's ~

"Princess" Rachel = [link]
Ragna the Despair Edge = [link]

Noel Gainsborough = [link]
Gen Kisaragi = [link]

Bang Shishimaki = [link]
Uchihakumen = [link]


[ Undecided ]
Carl Clover - ???
Litchi Faye Ling - ???
Arakune - ???
Nu - ???
Taokaka - ???
Iron Tager - ???

Thanks to for always helping me out with regards to BlazBlue stuff.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26746498/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26746498/ Sat, 22 Aug 2009 01:46:16 PDT
~ "Bathe in the light!" Soooo, got a soap? XDDDD

~ Low-levelled imitation/fallacious enemies now has access to high-levelled skills e.g. Exdeath = Almagest (black vacuum void) and see below:

~ I hate your Meltdown, "Lenneterra"-Valkyrie!

~ "Darkness! Drink of anguish!" Tastes bad, man. XD

~ Bartz: What's that? They're fighting over a girl?
Sephiroth: It seems we got an infestation.
Bartz: Hey, I'm no bug--- oops...
Bartz: *runs*

~ For a shiny barbeque grill! Erm, world! XD

~ Finishing the Tutorial unlocks the PP Catalogue. (or was it before?)

~ All characters are available in Arcade Mode. First task: Beat 5 enemies in a row.

~ "AUUUUUU!!!" Golbez's death scream is not even an inch different.

~ Epic "UBOAR" is epic.

~ "Here comes the finale!" --- Is that you, Lloyd Asplund? XD

~ Kuja brought back real sexy.

Current
Bartz Lv. 32
Kuja Lv. 20
Zidane Lv. 17
Onion Knight Lv. 10

Must...unlock Gabranth and Shantotto...immediately...

My fingers are officially...cramped. :/
Wont say anymore...can't...type... XDDDD

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26728552/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26728552/ Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:08:04 PDT
We are NOT friends because of Stephenie Meyer's money-milking faggotry aka: TWILIGHT.

If you got the nerve to tell me about a single drop of fandom about Edward "sucker small cunt" Cullen, Bella "goddamn bitch" and WHOEVER IS IN THAT FUCKING ASS FRANCHISE; GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE - - OR FOR GOD'S SAKE - -WE'LL TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE MORE PLEASANT. Because if you don't; I might bid you to have your ass morbidly kissed by Edward ELRIC's god-awesome automail SPEAR.

Oh and I've become more lenient about Naruto especially in the English dub which is fucked by LOLwenthal because I'm focusing ALL my hatred, fulminating it all on Meyer's blood-sucking shit.


~~~~~Dissidia FF English version leaked by some awesome random guy in the internet. Whoever that was.
Now downloading torrent (Don't ask me where to get. GOOGLE IT BECAUSE I'M COOLING MY HEAD OFF!!!)

TWILIGHT HATERS, COME ON IN!!!
THIS IS THE MOMENT TO CELEBRATE ABOUT SQUARE-ENIX'S AWESOMENESS! DISSIDIA ENGLISH VERSION IS ALMOST IN THE AIR!!!~~~~


LASTLY;
FUCK YOU Meyer!!! May you end up in hell where you can kiss Cullen's small cunt for all eternity!!!

====

PS: Don't worry Ren-chan, this isn't about you. I'm talking about some lifeless small cunt-sucking bitch in the Philippines.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26645044/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26645044/ Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:11:32 PDT

Pantsu-Tabemono no Sukebe Suraimu no Monogatari (Panty-eating Perv Slime Stories; aka: Innuendo Infinitum)

NSFW. Ecchi Content

Main Characters:
"Demon Slayer" Dante
Smiley Slime

EPISODES
Mission 01: Leina [link]
Mission 02: Airi [link]
Mission 03: Coming Soon

Asahina Mikuru: Kataki no Densetsu (Legend of Revenge)

Main Characters:
Asahina Mikuru
???

EPISODES
Target 01: Coming Soon

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26615939/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26615939/ Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:34:28 PDT
First of all, we're not in an organization or group of people dedicated to such GAIJIN trash. We're an organization / group of people gathered for Japanese Pop Culture to begin with. So why shove on someone's face about that worthless blood and money sucking trash when we're not or never gathered for?

Second, don't give me the nerve that I don't like vampires. I've been a fan of Vampire Chronicles since I was just eight-years-old. I read it A YEAR BEFORE playing Final Fantasy VII and a decade before I played Final Fantasy XII so if there's anything I like better than Genesis Rhapsodos (duh) or Balthier; it's Lestat. So get it through your thick skull that I ain't replacing Anne Rice's immortal masterpiece, dedicated to her epic husband Stan Rice; with a vampire ex machina Meyer bullshat.

Third, I've read that vampire shat and wasted my time on it instead of levelling up Kuja in Dissidia Final Fantasy. So don't you fucking dare to say that I never read Meyer's faggotry and I'm hating it already. I DID AND THAT'S WHY I KNOW HOW IT SUCKS.

Fourth, Barbies are STUUUUUPID Gaijin TART. Barbie Edward and Bella are just for the sake of those fuckwad Twilightards that are downright sick and just want to cast-off Bella to see her flat chest / ironing board or Edward to see his very small to non-existent shlong.

Long live Play Arts, Figma, Revoltech, Nendoroid and whatsoever Dai-Nippon Omocha!

===

The sole reason why Dallas cannot beat Edward Cullen
1. Fuck you popularity issues.

That's it.

===

An excerpt of the 9001+ Reasons why Dallas (either the pretty boy form or the ghoul form) can beat Edward Cullen

1. Dallas is one of the Three Mages and he's also a powerful sorcerer for god's sake.
He can most definitely kick your ass (get it through your thick skull you Twilightard!) in Valkyrie Profile (PSX) or Valkyrie Profile Lenneth (PSP) ~ if you're just a bitch raving about Twilight that just happened to steal your sweet gamer brother's PSP/PSX because you got bored with sucking Cullen's small cunt.

2. Edward Cullen is just a hundreds-year-old fag that can't do anything beyond trying to feel cool and sparkle for the sake of Meyer's gaijin money-milking faggotry.

3. Dallas knows how to apologize despite that he has nothing to apologize about...and he doesn't have to take off his clothes just for him to be pretty. Visual Kei ftw!

4. Edward Cullen thinks that he doesn't have to apologize because he thinks he's so cool that he deserves everyone's apology when in reality, he should apologize to every rational person in the world for polluting the mindset of their Twilightard relative. Yes, you fake vampire bastard. I deserve your apology!

5. Pattinson likes to take off his shirt in some Twilight pictorials when doesn't even realize that he sucks with just about any role. He's just meant for Cedric "Fucked by Voldemort" Diggory in Harry "Lezard Valeth Kid" Potter.

6. Dallas can beat Voldemort. *points to reason 1*

7. Dallas is emo just because of his hairstyle, his voice actor that also voiced Konoha's number one douche and seiyuu that always goes "I'm in despair!"

8. Edward Cullen is emo because of his exploded brain that fell in love with a jerkass bitch.

9. Gackt's ass > Fuckttinson's Face

10. Since Edward Cullen is so pathetic, no Valkyrie will ever consider to make him an Einherjar...and VALKYRIES HATE THE UNDEAD.

11. Dallas is unworthy to be an Einherjar only because he hates the sweet sexy bitches of Odin. But Tsundere Hrist did persuaded him at one point.

12. The best of the 9001+ reasons: Dallas is destined to be defeated by only one Edward and that's none other than ELRIC, the Fullmetal Alchemist.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26420735/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26420735/ Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:25:25 PDT [link]

...but even so, I still feel quite happy.

---

...and by the way, there is another Deviantart account which I banned access from my page:

It's not really that popular but that's the so-called account that's leading a really useless and infuriating egoistic crusade: ~ThisIsUNARTS

He's now blocked along with the effing Narutard that pissed me off before.

But seriously. I wish I won't be blocking more than two people because I really don't want to do it...but the two really tipped me off and a prick is a prick.

That and a drop of prevention is better than tons of cure. Rather, there is no cure once those baddies started contaminating your Dev-Art page and stuff.

Once again, I thank Sean-kun for telling me about DeviantArt's coolest defensive feature...and of course, hats off to ~Erix19 for indirectly warning me about the second blocked person.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26125790/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/26125790/ Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:16:53 PDT
[link]

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/25929238/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/25929238/ Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:14:02 PDT
[link]

From AmiAmi's commentary and pics, we can glean the following actual improvements in the Play Arts -KAI- line
- Double joint in the knees (similar to Yamato VMFs perhaps)
- Smoother pelvic areas (V-Crotch)
- Hinged wrists (similar to Figma)

YES, definitely they SHOULD improve because the RE5 costs 600 Yen higher than the past Play Arts releases.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/25771948/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/25771948/ Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:49:45 PDT [link]

Sounds promising. Fucking awesome storyline too.

I'ma gonna start reading it tomorrow.

I'll be going to bed reminding myself that Sebastian Michaelis IS a crow demon; calling it a day feeling satisfied.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/25709426/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/25709426/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:36:45 PDT
However, Square-Enix had proven that they do deserved to be worshipped:

Why?

Resident Evil 5 Play Arts!!!

[link]

There's also another Sora Figure in a Santa Outfit and a Casual Wear Mickey.

Thank you Ciel-sama. You made my day rock!

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/25321020/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/25321020/ Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:33:52 PDT
Balthierbunanza: "I said I want to see Jan stripped off! XDDD"

Mr. M: oi oi oi

Balthierbunanza: "Damn it, that bastard is so hot."

Balthierbunanza: "Brown-haired mage like DALLAS, same seiyuu too! Too nosebleed-spewing!"

Mr. M: lets not talk about stripping characters off

Mr. M: Especially male characters.

Balthierbunanza: Erm

Balthierbunanza: Sorry

Mr. M: hahahah

Balthierbunanza: XDDD

Balthierbunanza: Same seiyuu as the mage guy in Queen's Blade <3

Balthierbunanza: :3

Mr. M: wow

Mr. M: Really?

Mr. M: hahaha

Balthierbunanza: Yes

Balthierbunanza: Kamiya Hiroshi

Balthierbunanza: xD

Mr. M: Oh then Queens Blade is such a great treat for you!

Balthierbunanza: YES!

Balthierbunanza: I already preordered the Gekitou Pack.

Mr. M: What does it contain?

Balthierbunanza: Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos Gekitou Pack

Balthierbunanza: With Figma Cute :3

Balthierbunanza: Jan is so...extreme!

Balthierbunanza: Really like Dallas

Balthierbunanza: Has Sister complex (but perverted)

Balthierbunanza: (He tends to get distracted in battle especially when he sees oppai)

Mr. M: hahah

Balthierbunanza: (LOL I can imagine him screaming "DEKAOPPAI!!!" in Dallas' voice XDDD)

Balthierbunanza: I heard Jan was a playable character though I still doubt it.

Balthierbunanza: All playable characters will have their clothes shredded off! XD

Mr. M: that's one thing I like about qb

Mr. M: hahhaha

Balthierbunanza: Even guys getting stripped off? XD

Mr. M: except those

Mr. M: hahaha

Balthierbunanza: XDD

Balthierbunanza: (and did you see my signature in Tsuki-board?)

Balthierbunanza: (its Jan! XD)

Balthierbunanza: [link] :3

Mr. M: Ah!

Mr. M: I get it now!

Mr. M: No wonder you like him!

Balthierbunanza: Jan is a ditz. A bit cowardly like Dal.

Balthierbunanza: But a lot more pervy.

Balthierbunanza: Hes supposedly Cute's bodyguard.

Balthierbunanza: But he's always distracted by oppai.

Balthierbunanza: Poor Cute.

Balthierbunanza: XDD

Balthierbunanza: Then Cute beats up Jan.

Balthierbunanza: XDDD

Balthierbunanza: I think there's a part wherein Cute said she wants to have big oppai so that Jan would like her XDDD

Mr. M: tsk tsk

Mr. M: Jan is blind

Mr. M: he should learn to love small ones as well

Balthierbunanza: XDDD

Balthierbunanza: Jan: Petanko is do not want!

Balthierbunanza: Jan: DEKAOPPAI WA DAISUKI!

Balthierbunanza: Cute: SUKEBE-YAROU!

Balthierbunanza: Jan: ITATATAAAA!

Balthierbunanza: XD

Balthierbunanza: Jan should be raeped by Dallas for the former to learn his lesson. XDD

Balthierbunanza: Dallas' "apprentice" XDDDD

Mr. M: hahahaha

Mr. M: About the Gekitou Pack's contents?

Balthierbunanza: (Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos Gekitou pack comes with PSP game, Figma Cute, ECCHI ARTBOOK, Drama CD with voices of the girls sounding like they're being raeped XD and a Menas phonecard? Dunno about the last one)

Mr. M: heeeeeey!

Mr. M: There's voices?

Mr. M: Like they're being raeped?!

Balthierbunanza: Yes, there are voices of the ladies that are being injured and like being raeped.

Balthierbunanza: (Jan, what the hell did you do?!) 0_0;

Balthierbunanza: XD

Mr. M: I WANT

Balthierbunanza: I'll upload some tracks if I get the Gekitou Pack

Mr. M: alright!

Mr. M: hahaha

Balthierbunanza: I'll also upload some scans from the artbook.

Balthierbunanza: and pics of Cute being ravaged by the Revoltech NEO girls.

Mr. M: there's an artbook?

Balthierbunanza: yes

Balthierbunanza: A5-sized artbook

Mr. M: oh my hentai god

Balthierbunanza: (I also preordered all the Queens Blade Revoltechs XDDD)

Mr. M: alright!!!

Balthierbunanza: Before, I only want the game

Balthierbunanza: But now I want the whole package.

Balthierbunanza: Kamiya Hiroshi is to blame.

Balthierbunanza: irrisistible...and back to Dallas.

Balthierbunanza: Dallas looks kind of like Kamiya Hiroshi with a hint of Gackt.

Balthierbunanza: Wanna see a comparis... ]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/25097978/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/25097978/ Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:48:13 PDT [link]

SNOW VILLERS IS LOVE!!! *w*

===

Speaking of Snow Villers, Daisuke Ono, Sebastian Michaelis

Even if my "To Ash from Sebastian with Luv" PSP Wallpaper have been removed by fucking Backseat Moderators; at least I was able to have it made into an epic vector art thanks to and that there's going to be a SEGA Prize figure of Sebastian Michaelis and Ciel Phantomhive to avenge us of Square-Enix's evil exclusive Static Arts figures:

Sebastian [link]

Ciel: [link]


HAHAHA fuckin' Narutards!
I'm still the winner in the end! XDDD

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24798764/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24798764/ Sun, 17 May 2009 05:15:56 PDT [link]

Even YOKO RITONA of Gurren Lagann looks like Gackt. WTF ROTLFMAO XDDDDD

PLEASE. I don't want you commenting about Metal Gear in this journal entry or in that blog entry. >_<;

I'm no lover/hater ~ Just a True Neutral.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24428619/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24428619/ Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:41:28 PDT
[link]

Now you see why Lenneth Valkyrie doesn't want to crossover to the world of Zack Fair? XD

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24365116/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24365116/ Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:43:24 PDT [link]


===

"Well I’m not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you’re standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You’ll probably move right through
Me on my way to you"

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24334926/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24334926/ Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:12:48 PDT
Check it out!
[link]

By the time I wrote this Dev-Art Journal Entry; my blog site has 3 entries. They're worth the read.

Currently, my blog contains no adult content and all ages are allowed to view.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24254261/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24254261/ Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:11:33 PDT
Here's a shot. [link]

I'm too tired today to enjoy it. Maybe tomorrow would be better.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24166027/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24166027/ Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:51:23 PDT
Download version 1 here: [link]
COMMENT HERE. Thanks.

Best Articulations:
1. Balthier (FFXII)
2. Cloud Strife (FFVII), Zack Fair (FFVIICC)
3. Sora (KH1)

Yep, you heard that right. The ladies need more thought.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24163323/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24163323/ Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:00:21 PDT [link]
Now if only someone would make a Kuroshitsuji AMV out of that one. A complete one, I mean.

------------

and then Valkyrie Profile Cracks
Odin and his asset (with Lezard going for the score!) [link]
Silmeria ver. [link] (WTF Arngrim!!! Nice Guts you got, Scatman...literally. XD)
Rufus: WTF is that?! XDDD = EPIC. // Heimdall = Major Asshole. Oh boy, that is so inevitable!


Lezard vs Lucian 1 [link]
"SHUT UP!" Nobody says that phrase better than Lowenthal as it seems while nobody says "URUSAI!" better than Rie Kugimiya. Oh yeah, baby. That never gets old.
Lezard vs Lucian 2 [link]

------------

Tales of Tenjho Tenge [link]
BOMB A HEAD!

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24158352/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24158352/ Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:48:09 PDT
Here's the best ones:

Mini Kuroshitsuji Hell 1: [link]
"If you were gay, that'd be okay." XDDD

Mini Kuroshitsuji Hell 2: [link]
"Big ass Rock!" XDDDD

Crack TV: [link]
Grell: I know nothing, because I'm a woman!
Bard: Wait, you're not a woman.
Grell: Oh you bastard!
XDDD

Crack TV2: [link]
1:20 = Rockstar Grell ROXX! and LOL ~
"Well you see, I'm more of a literal kind of guy so when I do this, this is more like me saying that I will literally break your shit off if you ever dare touch me again. Okie dokie?" XDDDDD

Elizabeth: Nee, yaoi te nani? (Hey, what's yaoi?) XDDD
[link]

If you were gay: Avenue Q [link]

Ciel is so HORNY: [link] (Mature Content)

A bit Gruesome but badass: Shinigami Todd - Demon Reaper of Fleet Street [link]

Poor Unfortunate Souls: Sebast-ursula [link] /watch?v=4hKRQ_4PUmw (SPOILER!!! OMFG!!!)

and
Check out these awesome English dubs by the VA Ninja!
Undertaker [link]
Grell [link]

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24106299/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24106299/ Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:35:47 PDT [link] by the great death metal vocalist Junya Motomura, I can't seem to make out the lyrics correctly. Here's what I understand so far.

Please note that by the time I wrote this entry, there aren't any Black Onslaught lyrics that are submitted in the internet yet nor do I claim that mine is correct.

Remember, this is what I can understand. If you understand it better, it's either you correct me POLITELY or you shut up if you think you're cool being as rude as Jin Kisaragi. Doing the latter will piss me off more than how that DAMN Backseat moderator did.

Oh and this person from DustLoop (look at the last post) seems to have a better translation than me. [link]

Anyways, here's mine:

---------- BLACK ONSLAUGHT (Junya Motomura, BlazBlue)

What can I say?
It's not what I have in mind
Standing on a far-off standing lost out of my mind
Be whatever it takes chained grinding with the weak
Everyone I know has burned a grudge now stay on the wall.

Pull in the leash, hold back the hunger.
Got there, not bad! <-- Not fast (?)
Pull in the leash, hold back the hunger.
Know now it's my name!

Go fight all night long, this all I know!
We can never be, what a big big mistake! <-- I'm sure this is it.
Go fight all night long, this all I know!
It's a rather vague, what a big big mistake! <-- I'm sure this is it.

Crime, crime no, it doesn't pay
God damn, nothing to remain.

(repeat x1)

Swing my only,
I'm the last to go. <-- it can also be "I'm a Rascal"
Finally it's time, oh man I'm done! <-- I'm sure this is it.

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~ For some reason, despite that I don't fully understand the lyrics; I think the song speaks out how Ragna is losing his mind and that everything he does is already against his will. Indeed, this song is for Boss Ragna ~ Ragna in his Blood Kain Mode.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24070052/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/24070052/ Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:18:55 PDT [link]

Today I talk about Junya Motomura.
He is the voice behind the Death genre of Rock Music in Guilty Gear 2 Overture and BlazBlue.

You can listen to his songs here:

Worthless as the Sun Above Clouds - Guilty Gear 2 Overture (Raven)
Link: [link]
Lyrics: [link]

~ Worthless as the Sun Above Clouds is my current favorite song as its Lyrics DO fit me in a way or another.

Black Onslaught - BlazBlue (Boss Ragna)
Link: [link]
Lyrics: Not yet.

JUNYA MOTOMURA ROCKS!

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23998942/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23998942/ Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:46:58 PDT More items here in the previous entry [link]

Wakka Coke figure - Php 75
Rinoa Coke figure - Php 75

Kadaj Bandai swing - Php 200
Loz Bandai swing - Php 200
~ Buy both Kadaj and Loz for Php 300

Garnet Bandai Swing - Php 300 (rare)
Riku (KH) 1cm Swing - Php 200 (rare)

Lego Fodders (4 pcs) - Php 250
MC Donalds Star Wars Yoda and R2D2 - Php 150 (with Stickers included)

Brown Dog Keychain - Php 100 (2 pieces available)
Gray Cat Keychain - Php 100
Mocha-colored Dog Keychain - Php 100

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23982887/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23982887/ Tue, 31 Mar 2009 09:48:31 PDT Let that serve as a warning to all of you damn Backseat Moderators because you are NOT CUTE.

Ahem.

Anyways.

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I'll be coming to the Ozine'Fest this Saturday (April 4, 2009) in SM Megamall Megatrade Hall 2 so if you need any of the items, just send me a note and I'll bring it there and we can negotiate in person.

---

Note: For Pickup within the Philippines only. Send me a note if you live in the Philippines/Have a Middleman living in the Philippines to do your bidding AND that if you are interested.

ALL THE PRICES ARE FINAL unless otherwise stated. SETS CANNOT BE BROKEN. You gather a group buy if you must.

Sale is over but some prices had been cut down permanently.
Also, added new items!

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~ Note: COSPLAYERS WILL STILL GET AN EXCLUSIVE DISCOUNT. XDDD


[ Cosplay ] Card Captor Sakura Cosplay Items by Bandai
SOLD TO [ 4/2/09 ]
IMPORTANT NOTE: Wand is currently missing. Will be posted when found but the first dibs will automatically go to the buyer of the Sakura and Clow Books unless the person would say "No thank you."

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[ Keyring ] Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) Swing by Bandai
- Complete set of 5: Ciel, Ciel (Keiyaku ver.), Sebastian, Sebastian (Keiyaku ver.) and Lau
- 100% Authentic
- Excellent condition, never used.
- Includes one paper stub only. (sorry about this)
- Php 1200.00
- Pictures [ [link] ]

[ Keyring ] Sayonara Zetsubo-Sensei (Goodbye, Mr. Despair) Swing by Bandai
- Complete set of 5: Nozomu Itoshiki, Kiri Komori, Kafuka Fuura, Chiri Kitsu and Chiri Kitsu (Senringan ver.)
- 100% Authentic
- Excellent condition, never used.
- Includes five paper stubs.
- Php 1200.00
- Pictures [ [link] ]

[ Keyring ] Disney Sweets Mascot by Yujin
- Complete Set of 6: Stitch Ice Cream, Marie Bavarois, Mickey Heart Cake, Chip n' Dale Cake Slice,
- 100% Authentic
- Excellent condition, never used.
- Includes five paper stubs.
- Php 600.00
- Pictures [ [link] ]

[ Keyring ] Cafe Leche Cat and Dog
- Set of 11. Missing 1 cat I think.
- 100% Authentic
- Excellent condition, never used.
- Php 500.00
- Pictures [ [link] ]

[ Gashapon ] .hack//vol. 1 and 2 complete by Bandai
- Complete volume 1 and 2 Gashapon series: Kite, Blackrose, Elk, Gardenia; Kite (Illegal, red), Kite (Green, early equipment), BlackRose (repaint ver.), Balmung, Tsukasa and Subaru
- 100% Authentic
- Very good condition. Includes display case.
- Php 3000.00
- Pictures [ [link] ]

[ Figure ] .hack//Lovable Collection by Yamato
- Complete Series 1 and 2: Mimiru, Subaru, BlackRose and Subaru (new pose)
- 100% Authentic.
- Very good condition, includes all weapons and stands.
- Php 1500.00
- Pictures [ [link] ] [ [link] ]

~ Buy all dot hack items for Php 4000.00!

[ NBA Cards ] Michael Jordan Tribe Holographic Cards by Upperdeck Entertainment
- Set of 30. No duplicates
- 100% Authentic
- Very good condition, includes Album.
- Php 4000.00 (very much negotiable!)
- Pictures [ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23967209/ Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:58:27 PDT
TO THIS GUY WHO THINKS THAT HE'S A GREAT DAMN BACKSEAT MODERATOR OF DEVIANTART THAT WOULD RECEIVE AN AWARD FOR FINALLY CATCHING THE GREAT DEVIL SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS WHOSE MAKING A RIGHTFUL GESTURE AT HIS DAMN NARUTARDS FACE.

I don't give a fuck about SUPER OVERRATED SERIES like Dragon Ball, Naruto or anything else especially your goddamned life.

Did Capcom credited Yuiga Satoru and Tow Ubukata in their Chaos Legion PS2 game like "Based on Tow Ubukata's Novel and illustrated by renowned manga artist Yuiga Satoru" or rather they implied "GOOGLE IT YOU MORON!"

See? Even professionals don't even bother crediting those good people that deserve it.

Did you even realized that I am one of the very few people who duly credit them despite that they don't reached as much fame as your fucking Naruto Uzumaki?

Bah with the DeviantArt cheesy rules!
It's totally NOT my fault if you made something NOT WORTH LOOKING AT.

Kuroshitsuji / Black Butler is created by Toboso Yana, Square-Enix and MP Productions.
I bet you didn't know that because you're busy fanboying over your stupid Saucegay Uchiwa and fapping over miss betchy Haruno Sakura who borrowed her name from the much better Sakura Kinomoto or the cherry blossom tree in general.

Now then dude, if you think you're no Narutard. APOLOGIZE.
This is my internet life that you trampled while I don't even care a bit of shit about you.

<_<

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23917273/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23917273/ Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:32:14 PDT
The manga is still on-going though. Hopefully Toboso Yana twists it more or I'll stop reading it if the ending would also be hinted as the same as the anime.

Lacrimosa tooku yuugette kieta...mabushii sekai wo, Mou ichido aishiitai...

...and only the incomplete Ending Song echoed in my mind.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23867552/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23867552/ Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:28:45 PDT [link]

Above is a picture of a woman groping and licking a Sephiroth (FFVII) Play Arts Action Figure.

Oh my god, I never did something like that. It's hard to pop 51 action figures in your mouth ya know, whether all at once or one-by-one. XD

via: Figure / GK [link]


PS: Play Arts are SQEX toys, not SEX toys.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23866796/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23866796/ Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:47:58 PDT [link]
by Megurine Luka and Kamui Gakupo

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Version of those Twilight-tards:

Do you like Twilight? (Towairaito ga daisuki?)

Google it, you moron! (Gugure Kasu!)

Is Edward cool? (Edo-kun wa kakkoi?)

Google it, you moron! (Gugure Kasu!)

What color are Bella's panties? (Beriya-chan no pantsu, iro wa?)

Google it on Edward's Porn-filled PC, you moron! (Edo-kun no Ecchi-Pasokon wa Gugure Kasu!)

---

What's Robert Pattinson's e-mail? (Roberu-san no meiru wa?)

Google it, you moron! (Gugure Kasu!)

What's Bella's address? (Beriya-chan no adoresu?)

Google it, you moron! (Gugure Kasu!)

Does Stephenie Meyer wear panties? (Sutepu-san no pantsu ga iteru?)

You Twilight fans are morons! (Omae-tachi no Towairaito-fanzu ga AHOU!!!)




Ho boy.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23863942/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23863942/ Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:37:49 PDT [link]

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23758101/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23758101/ Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:37:00 PDT
JOIN NOW! [link]

Protheus is waiting!

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23701729/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23701729/ Sat, 14 Mar 2009 20:47:09 PDT The image in question --> [link]
Source: [link]ublicUserId=5896410

This is definitely an unforgivable insult to those who play Dissidia Final Fantasy with a Lv. 100 Butz Klauser (such as your's truly). I wish Butz would both hit that damn person in 1UP with his Paladin Infinite Goblin Punches and Edward Cullen a real dose of blinding light with Infinite chains of Paladin Forces (HAJA NO HIKARI DAAAAA!)

As for me, Butz looks like GACKT CAMUI --> [link]
That which is lesser-insulting than comparing him with a weak overrated /b/tard vampire.

Don't you even give me the fricking nerve that I'm saying this because I F*CKING HATE EDWARD CULLEN and I like Gackt to some degree.

It's Tetsuya Nomura whose implying things like ~
"I designed Dissidia Butz Klauser, that goddamn drawing which you btards at 1UP are comparing to F*ckttinson AND OMFG GACKT SHOULD BE TRIBUTED IN ALL OUR GAMES!!!"

...and Nomura is NOT a fan of Twilight nor he would ever be. Thank god for giving Nomura a rational mind for that matter.

Conclusion:
There is only one thing which Edward Cullen looks like in Dissidia and that's Chaos' handsome butt.

Heh. Norio Wakamoto rocks.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23568283/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23568283/ Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:20:58 PST 1. Warrior of Light
2. Cloud Strife
3. Squall Leonhart
4. Zidane Tribal
5. Tidus

Now then, we've seen Square-Enix release a prototype of an apparent Dissidia Sephiroth Trading Arts figure in San Diego Comic Con 2008 which was soon withdrew by the staff.

For Dissidia FF Trading Arts not to suck, Square-Enix should stop fanboying over Sephiroth and have them release the five remaining heroes that are more deserving of the spot:

volume 2
1. Frioniel
2. Onion Knight
3. Cecil Harvey (Dark Knight)
4. Butz Klauser
5. Tina Branford

...and then, they are free to fap on Sephiroth again after that.

volume 3
1. KEFKA
2. Sephiroth (Must include one winged paraphernalia)
3. Ultimecia
4. Kuja
5. Jecht

volume 4
1. Garland
2. Koutei (Emperor)
3. Kurayami no Kumo (Cloud of Darkness)
4. Golbeza
5. Exdeath

volume 5
1. Cecil Harvey (Paladin)
2. Shantotto
3. Gabranth (please, not the one with the helmet. I've had it)
4. Cosmos
5. Chaos

But like I said, the first half of the burden comes from the hefty prices on these things.

The other burden which is harder to accept is the fact that Square-Enix are Sephiroth-fapping egotists.

Sheesh. >_<

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23562294/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23562294/ Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:35:21 PST The other half of the burden is accepting the fact that Square-Enix is a damn egotist that do not easily listen to the ideas of their fans.

I've been like that for six years now and it feels like dancing with the devil that is Square-Enix.

Anyways, drama aside.

Let's see what I meant by those Interchangeable heads.

--- It's a reality!

FIGMA
Tsuruya-san with Emiri's head = Cool.
Ryoko with Taniguchi's head = LOL. Try to put that head on Ryoko's body.

--- Dream on!

I mean, it's fine if the head is just included with one figure and that you'd buy another body for it. That's better than not including a most-wanted character!

PLAY ARTS
Crisis Core Tseng with Turk Vincent's head = DAMN COOL.
Crisis Core Cissnei with Elena's head = HOT.
All heads of the Organization XIII = TOO IMPOSSIBLE.
KH Kairi with Selphie's kiddie head = Mmm, kawaii but no way.

What'cha think?

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For those who don't seem to know what the hell I'm talking about...

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PLAY ARTS ACTION FIGURES
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Category: Large-Scale Action Figures

Involved Companies: Square-Enix, Kotobukiya, OOParts, Disney

Range: Company franchises only

Years active: 2003-present

Current releases: 51

Scheduled releases: 65

Supplementary: Play Arts Arms (four sets)

Related Figures (same Category)
EBCraft Hyper Fate Collection
Liquidstone Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS
WAVE Gutto-Kuru Figure Collection
Yamato Variable Motion Figure (VMF)

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+ Primitive-Type
Final Fantasy X-2 (3) ~ Yuna, Rikku and Paine

+ Smaller-Scaled
Fullmetal Alchemist (3) ~ Edward, Alphonse and Winry
Dragon Quest VIII (4) ~ Hero, Jessica, Angelo and Yangus

+ Deluxe Sets (3)
Final Fantasy VII Advent Children - Cloud and Fenrir (Advent Pieces)
Final Fantasy VII Advent Children - Cloud and Fenrir
Final Fantasy VII - Cloud and hardy-DAYTONA

+ "Normal" Scale
Final Fantasy VII (AC) ~ Tifa Lockhart, Vincent Valentine, Sephiroth, Cloud Strife, Yuffie Kisaragi, Reno and Kadaj
Final Fantasy VII (7) ~ Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockhart, Aerith Gainsborough, Red XIII / Cait Sith, Yuffie Kisaragi, Vincent Valentine and Sephiroth
Final Fantasy VIII (3) ~ Squall Leonhart, Rinoa Heartilly and Selphie Tilmitt
Final Fantasy X (3) ~ Tidus, Yuna and Auron

Kingdom Hearts II (4) ~ Sora, Roxas, Kairi and Axel
Kingdom Hearts (3) ~ Sora, Riku and Mickey

+ Slightly Larger Scales
Final Fantasy XII (4) ~ Vaan, Ashe, Balthier and Judge Gabranth

+ Damn Annoying Exclusives
Mail-order (1) ~ Valor Form Sora
Event-based (1) ~ Final Form Sora
Webshop (1) ~ Limit Form Sora
Store-Specific (2) ~ Master Form Sora, Wisdom Form Sora

+ Upcoming Releases
Kingdom Hearts (3) ~ Vampire Sora, OC Sephiroth and OC Cloud
Star Ocean: The Last Hope (2) ~ Edge Maverick and Reimi Saionji
Play Arts - KAI - (2) ~ Lightning and Shiva Motorbike
Final Fantasy IX (3) ~ Zidane Tribal, Vivi Orunitia and Garnet Til Alexandros XVII

+ Apparently-Cancelled
The Last Remnant (3) ~ Rush Skyes, Torgal and Cyclops

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23553434/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23553434/ Fri, 06 Mar 2009 08:13:45 PST Frioniel: gilgaMEH
Onion Knight: Shouta
Cecil: Batman
Butz: Mime
Tina: Fanservice
Cloud: Wuss
Squall: EMO
Zidane: Klepto
Tidus: Ichigo
Garland: Boxxors
Emperor: Ghey
CoD: Betch
Golbeza: Chef
Exdeath: EXdead
Kefka: Joker
Sephiroth: Sefaggot
Ultimecia: Mikuru
Kuja: TRAP
Jecht: Drunkard
Shantotto: Midget
Gabranth: Tincan
Chaos: Four-Arms

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23517291/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23517291/ Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:22:52 PST
With Square-Enix being more serious with their merchandising line more than ever, it makes some of us wonder if Square-Enix going head-to-head with those other Japanese toy companies or setting a new trend with regards to toys of their franchises and some end-agreement with Disney.

Current Square-Enix Toy Lines and their possible rival:

1. Play Arts Action Figures
Since 2003, Square-Enix offered us higher-detailed and more articulated figures than their vintage Extra Knights. Play Arts action figures are not of equal scale with the other but one thing is for sure, big figures which are bigger than 1/8 scale being offered for a low price.

Possible rival: Yamato VMF (Variable Motion Figure) and Wave Gutto-Kuru Figure Collection but retails for more than double a Play Arts figure.
Personal verdict: Square-Enix Play Arts. Hands down!

2. Trading Arts Figures
Square-Enix also ventured into the Shokugan Bandwagon with their Trading Arts Mini figure series featuring their various popular franchises in blind box surprise. Surprisingly, these are painfully-expensive compared to the Play Arts Action Figures in terms of figure size and detail. Also, some trading arts figures don't tend to be released overseas Japan which could also explain the reason why they are so expensive.

Several years after, which is nowadays, Square-Enix avenged their honor from their Shokugan Shenanigans with the two-inch Trading Arts Mini which definitely revolutionizes the modern concept of Chibi or Super Deformation. Square-Enix did kept to their word about losing size but certainly not detail with those. Trading Arts Mini then went on to inspire Square-Enix to create higher-detailed pieces such as the Dissidia Final Fantasy and Kuroshitsuji Trading Arts.

Possible rival: Bandai Figure Meister. Retails for about a bit lower than the Dissidia Trading Arts figures.
Personal Verdict: Square-Enix. Bandai's Figure Meister is still far different from their Gashapon figures as evidenced by the Haruhi what-not unlike Square-Enix that did gave a huge slap of improvement on the Shokugan business.

3. Masterpiece Arts
In 2008, Square-Enix made a smashing revelation to the world that they will release premium format (oh, am I using a Slideshow term?) statues of Cloud Strife, Sephiroth and Judge Gabranth in real clothing and smashing amount of detail. However, some customers that got Cloud back then do complained that they received some defects and that Sephiroth has been way too delayed.

Possible rival: Slideshow Premium Format Statues.
Personal Verdict: Slideshow. Square-Enix's diversity with Masterpiece Arts is extremely poor.

4. Sculpture Arts
In addition to the expensive Masterpiece Arts, Square-Enix also boasts these polystone statue recreation of their various memorable video game scenarios such as Aerith praying in the grotto, Cloud and Sephiroth diving into a deathmatch and etc. But what does Square-Enix really aim for with the poorly-detailed earlier Advent Children sculpture arts?

Possible rival: Slideshow what-not.
Personal Verdict: Slideshow. Come on, the faces on those Square-Enix stuff aren't even barely recognizable!

Other toy lines:

5. Master Arms
Die-cast weapon replicas

6. Artifacts
Judge Gabranth Helmet. WAIT. Is this even a toy?

7. Mechanical Arts
Small-scale replica of popular FF aircraft

8. Formation Arts
Smaller Sculpture Arts and surprisingly well-detailed. Less-expensive too but not too cheap either.

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What should Square-Enix do?

1. Enough with the other toy lines but do retain Play Arts Action Figures and Trading Arts Series and go for the kill against Medicom Real Action Heroes.

2. Do improve Play Arts not through this whole -KAI- crap but with an innovative joint system a la Figma and Revoltech BUT Don't go as small as the two.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23484411/ http://BalthierBunanza.deviantart.com/journal/23484411/ Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:36:42 PST
Yes. I was talking about myself.

Kuroshitsuji Episode 20 - Disappointment

What is this?
Sebastian in the Dominative BDSM Role with Angela in a clear panty exposure?
A talking Ranmao?
Lau with a big ass sword a la Dynasty Warriors?

While Kuroshitsuji stayed with their Victorian Era motif in this episode, I can't stress the fact of how disappointed I am with how some characters, particularly Lau and Ranmao, went off-character just to give us an approach that they're someone else.

Dream of Zhou...yeah, I don't get the whole analogy of it but the kid looked just like Lau...Tao. Lau Tao is his full name. Did Lau died? I don't know. He became a butterfly I guess. How manly.

Aberline. He used to have a moustache in the manga and he was bribed by Sebastian but in the anime, he's a martyred bishounen whose supposed to get married.

Angela. I don't mind her being added in the anime cast. She wasn't in the manga, yes. But what I didn't liked was the fanservice feel of it. They're starting to turn Kuroshitsuji into another damn fanservice show! Not to mention Ranmao's oppai bouncing around as she fight with Sebastian and...oh my god, the devil got a glimpse of her panties!

Now that Ranmao is out of sight, I wish Angela will get eliminated soon enough.

After this whole fanservice charade of Episode 20, Episode 21 shows Ciel coming back home with his servants doing some sort of ludicrity in yet another filler episode -- His Butler, Entertains.

]]> ~BalthierBunanza