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                <title>Update... It's cold.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:40:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hi all, if anybody actually bothers to watch me anymore.<br /><br />I know I haven't been around for ages, that's just due to other commitments. Don't worry, I still love art and poetry and all that.<br />I'm a blackbelt in Kung Fu now, if it has been as long as I think it has. I'm doing that four nights a week and working fulltime on the graveyard shift at a call centre. It's awesome.<br />I also have a real lady now (the inflatable got a hole in it), and pretty much in Love with her. Yeah, I just used a capital letter.<br /><br />I do plan on trying to get back in here at some stage, thinking I will write a book at some stage, if I ever get the time. A real book, not just unplanned experimenting.<br /><br />Please, tell me how you've all been, as I'm slack as with this, and always delete your journal entries, normally. I've been Beboing and Volconvoing. ^.^;<br /><br /><br />Have fun ripping me apart!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Ok, so I KINDA stole this off superchick17...</title>
                <link>http://Barnicals.deviantart.com/journal/10920236/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:29:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?<br />
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)<br />
2. Put it on shuffle.<br />
3. Press play.<br />
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.<br />
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.<br />
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.<br />
<br />
Opening Credits: Hate it or Love it- The Game and 50 Cent. <br />
<br />
Waking Up: Three Little Birds- Bob Marley and the Wailers.<br />
<br />
First Day at School: Freak Me- Another Level. <br />
<br />
Falling in Love: TV Radio- Mudvayne. (I... don't know how this song relates to love...)<br />
<br />
Fight Song: The Gift- Seether. <br />
<br />
Shoot Out: C'mon C'mon- The Von Bondies.<br />
<br />
Bar Brawl: Because Of Me- Seether.<br />
<br />
Brutal Interregation: Into The Sun- Fur Patrol.<br />
<br />
Chase, on foot: Fight For Your Right (To Party)- The Beastie Boys.<br />
<br />
Car Chase: Gotta Get Away- The Offspring.<br />
<br />
Moment Of Realisation: Ride On Time- Back Box<br />
<br />
Sex Scene: Sehnsucht- Rammstein (Metal= Crazy Sex)<br />
<br />
Breaking Up: Wait And See- Shihad. <br />
<br />
Prom: My Eyes Have Seen You- The Doors.<br />
<br />
Life is Good: Plastic Man- Seether. <br />
<br />
Mental Breakdown: In The Shadows- Maroon 5.<br />
<br />
Kissing Scene: Bat Outta Hell- Meatloaf.<br />
<br />
Driving: A Night In L.A.- Ry Cooder. (Slow and weird)<br />
<br />
Flashback: Get Up Stand Up- Bob Marley and the Wailers.<br />
<br />
Getting Back Together: Where Do You Go- No Mercy.<br />
<br />
Wedding: Twenty Years- Placebo.<br />
<br />
Paying the Dues: Thank You For The Venom- My Chemical Romance.<br />
<br />
Night Before War: Dominion Road- The Mutton Birds.<br />
<br />
Final Battle: Jump and Shout- Basement Jaxx.<br />
<br />
Moment of Triumph: Say What You Say- Dr. Dre feat. Eminem.<br />
<br />
Death Scene: Takaka- The Gypsy Pickers. (I actually lived in Takaka once...)<br />
<br />
Funeral Song: Miracle Drug- U2.<br />
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End Credits: Stadium Arcadium- The Red Hot Chili Peppers<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Summer and The Doors and a bit of an update.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:47:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So UCOL has finished, and I'm back at mums place. I say mums because since I left it stopped being mine in any part really. I woke up this morning before going to Kung Fu and lo, it had become summer. A welcome change.<br />
So off I went to Kung Fu, starting to sweat from the heat even though it was only half ten in the morning. And we did Kung Fu. 3 k-ish run, bit of stretching, and went over the normal stuff. <br />
Ended up walking all the way home, another 4 ks or so, aaaand... Yeah, got home and put a gig or so of music onto the computer, fed the animals, and came back inside. <br />
The flat in Palmy (for those of you that know where it is) has fallen to peices. <br />
Ryo is back in Japan for the time being, and he's coming back to major in... Japanese. History, language, everything.<br />
Naamans the most focussed at the moment, got himself a new place sorted, he's doing extramural summer school at home so that he keeps getting allowance... Sneaky bugger. <br />
Julian does... well, not much. He's moving into the Kung Fu hall in palmy (former church with a pastors living quarters and whatnot you see), so he's been working on that.<br />
I'v been finishing off my semester, quite nice, and I'm getting some work till when santa comes. Got myself an awesome girlfreind, Emma (no not the crazy one that I USED to be with), aaand...yeah. Haven't got a place sorted for next year, cos I'm so unorganised. Not much else been happening. Oh, except I'm going to the Big Day Out, so I'll see Tool, My Chemical Romance, Muse, and a wealth of New Zealand talent. Oh, And Jet! Gonna love them. So it's like, what, all of my favorite still together bands basically? It'll be good, looking forward to it. Gonna start investing in sunscreen now.<br />
<br />
Barnicals!<br />
<br />
<>-<>-<>-<><br />
<br />
Oh, and something I stole off Props: Props, Props!<br />
<br />
DeviantART's "I'm Bored" Survey, (compliments of Propagandhi)<br />
<br />
Just answer the following questions <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /><br />
<br />
1. What is your deviant-name and what does it mean?<br />
Barnicals. It's just a nickname I had back then... I use it for most things now.<br />
<br />
2. Why did you join this site?<br />
Propagandhi told me that I should. Sat on it for two weeks before subbing anything.<br />
<br />
3. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined?<br />
Fandom? I don't think I was into anything when I started dA.<br />
<br />
4. Were any of the fandoms you have currently brought about by this site?<br />
Fandoms... what? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/confuse.gif" width="18" height="15" alt=":confused:" title="Confused" /><br />
<br />
5. Look into your stats. What is your:<br />
- Most Favorited Deviation: Into The Distance...<br />
- Most Viewed Deviation: Into The Distance...<br />
- Most Commented Deviation: Into The Distance...<br />
<br />
6. How many watchers do you have at this moment?<br />
57<br />
<br />
7. First ever watcher?<br />
Propagandhi<br />
<br />
8. How many pageviews do you have at this moment?<br />
4,810.<br />
<br />
9. What is your artist's title shown beneath your "status"?<br />
General Writer<br />
<br />
10. What is your most "meaningful" work?<br />
That rainy day. That was a sad day for me...<br />
<br />
11. Best COMPLETED piece you ever did?<br />
I don't know, but the people would suggest Into The Distance...<br />
<br />
12. Work that took the longest?<br />
No idea... I sometimes leave works for months and then get back to them later.<br />
<br />
13. DA artist who has influenced you the most?<br />
In-The-Minority, I think. Not well known, but good stuff.<br />
<br />
14. What is currently the funniest thing to draw?<br />
Drawings of drawings of drawings of drawings?<br />
<br />
15. Your first ever giftart was to:<br />
<br />
<br />
16.First ever giftart received was from:<br />
Nobody loves me enough.<br />
<br />
17.. How many clubs are you in?<br />
Pfft. Like, Aotearoa and that's it I think.<br />
<br />
18.How long have you been here?<br />
March 4, 2004... So that's like two years and ten months, or something.<br />
<br />
19. Are you on any other art sites?<br />
Nup!<br />
<br />
20. Can you remember the old DA layout?<br />
Yes.<br />
<br />
21. Are you still as passionate about art/poetry/prose as when you joined this site?<br />
Not really... I need to keep doing it to keep passionate.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Blam blam blam.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2006 20:26:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My PDA got stolen! $900! Awesome!<br />
<br />
And C's make degrees! That's how the nursing is going!<br />
<br />
I'm bored shitless, by the way.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Blam blam blam.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2006 20:26:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My PDA got stolen! $900! Awesome!<br />
<br />
And C's make degrees! That's how the nursing is going!<br />
<br />
I'm bored shitless, by the way.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Blam blam blam.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2006 20:23:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My PDA got stolen! $900! Awesome!<br />
<br />
And C's make degrees! That's how the nursing is going!<br />
<br />
Aaaand... ew, my mate Julian hooked up with a girl after me! Ewwage.<br />
<br />
I'm bored shitless, by the way.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>"We Need To Get Us A Baby!"</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:25:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sup.<br />
<br />
Just... Sitting here. You think it sounds fun, you should be here!!! Wooooooo.....<br />
<br />
Just on holiday from Nursing at ucol, fucking around.<br />
<br />
Getting toward blackbelt at Kung Fu. First brown now, got a brownbelt and blackbelt class tomorrow night. It's gon be killer.<br />
<br />
Haven't really put any art up ae... Might chuck some up later, if I can be fucked.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Dao Chen! Reverse.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:47:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I neglect this place. But....hey. Just looked at my old journal. Here's an update on those of you who cared. I was flattered by support, etc, etc.<br />
<br />
Grandfather isn't dead. Yet. <br />
I got a job. I, it would seem, am a "produce expert". That's right, it's New World. (A supermarket for all you non-kiwis. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" />) Crap pay, and 5 am rising, but one musn't complain.<br />
Turns out I'm not gaining weight.... I'm LOSING it. Despite my appalling diet at the moment.<br />
Nam Pai Chuan got the new hall. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsup.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbs Up" /><br />
Oh, and I got my bluebelt. ^.^<br />
<br />
On the flipside...<br />
<br />
There's some crazy shit with me becoming a nurse, that I can't be fucked explaining, then interpreting into American. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Suffice to say that I migth not become one.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
<br />
Oh, and The Bash tagged me. Geez, had to be me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rolleyes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":roll:" title="Roll Eyes" /> Lol, jokes Karyn.<br />
<br />
I'm not gonna tag others though... you guys can just be generally disgusted by me.<br />
<br />
Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours....<br />
<br />
#1- I sometimes have a desprate urge to kill everyone in sight. Maybe that's just the whole LOATHING Levinians thing though. In general.<br />
<br />
#2- I sometimes hope that I'm clumsy enough to cut my hand and create another scar. I have three on my left, but only one on my right.<br />
<br />
#3- I'm disgusted by my personal hygeine, but don't do anything about it.<br />
<br />
#4- Contrary to my personal motivation and the general veiws of others, I consider appreciation of labour and life to be the absolutely most important things you can do. And being a half decent person along the way helps too.<br />
<br />
#5- Generally speaking, I'm happier buying the greatest hits of a band rather than buy multiple albums of thiers. Is that odd? IauUuoo... *shrugs*<br />
<br />
#6- I only lost my virginity about 4 months ago. I know, shocking. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Update.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 02:59:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My grandfather might die.<br />
There is fuck all work in shithole Levin. Might move out to get $$ together.<br />
My sleeping patterns are fucked. <br />
I'm overeating, and turning into a fatty. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
The Kung Fu school has bought a new hall...hopefully the council will approve it.<br />
Got Kung Fu grading for first Blue at the end of the month.<br />
<br />
That's about it. Power to the people. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>How you know you're from the 90's. *Kool!*</title>
                <link>http://Barnicals.deviantart.com/journal/7976912/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:39:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 90's Kids<br />
<br />
Anybody under the age of 14 should not repost this. ;D Just 'cuz you were born in '92 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.<br />
<br />
You know you're a 90's kid if...<br />
<br />
Asterisk if it applies to you. Add a new one at the bottom for each repost.<br />
<br />
<br />
*You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"<br />
<br />
*You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"<br />
<br />
You wore skorts and felt stylish.<br />
<br />
*You yearned to be a part of the Babysitter's Club. (hot babysitters, how could I not?!)<br />
<br />
You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop<br />
<br />
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"<br />
<br />
***You remember when it was actually worth getting up early<br />
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.<br />
<br />
You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had fluffed bangs<br />
<br />
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (that's so american)<br />
<br />
You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten<br />
<br />
*You remember reading "Goosebumps"<br />
<br />
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"<br />
<br />
*You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.<br />
<br />
*You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.<br />
<br />
You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.<br />
<br />
*You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...<br />
<br />
*You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.<br />
<br />
You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"<br />
<br />
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates<br />
<br />
*You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide<br />
<br />
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down<br />
<br />
" Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back..."<br />
<br />
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players<br />
<br />
You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"<br />
<br />
*You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"<br />
<br />
*You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool<br />
<br />
*(partly)You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"<br />
<br />
*You played and or collected "Pogs"<br />
<br />
*You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger<br />
<br />
You owned a Skip It<br />
<br />
*You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere<br />
<br />
*You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and NINJA TURTLES<br />
<br />
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)<br />
<br />
*Yikes pencils and erasers were the shit.<br />
<br />
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out<br />
<br />
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.<br />
<br />
*You remember a time before the WB.<br />
<br />
*You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"<br />
<br />
You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.<br />
<br />
*You know the Macarena by heart..<br />
<br />
*" Talk to the hand" ... enough said<br />
<br />
*You thought Brain would finally take over the world<br />
<br />
*You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"<br />
<br />
*When the kids who could pull off ollies were Rad. Not cool, Rad. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Sorry All. Nursing... O.o</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:50:43 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I'm not gonna do plumbing now. I'm gonna be a Nurse. Bit of a change, yeah.<br />
<br />
<br />
Hard luck on whoever got the 4000th pageveiw, they didn't tell me. Nobody wins, cept me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
<br />
So for now I'v been going around town, handing out many CVs, looking for fulltime work to fund my new ambition. Any donations will be greatly appreciated.<br />
<br />
So yeah, Queen are still kickass.<br />
<br />
Oh, and I wanted to get shitty Mcshitshit thing out of the way. I know it was annoying.<br />
<br />
-Barnicals/Barnigga. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Other thing. (I'm Bored.)</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:40:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 10 Firsts...<br />
<br />
First Best Friend: Probably Reuben.<br />
First Imaginary Friend: No idea. I had a lot. Lol.<br />
First Pet dog name: Sam<br />
First Piercing: Nup.<br />
First Crush: Jessica Parker. She was Sooooo Hot.<br />
First CD: Hehe. Black Eyed Peas single.<br />
First Car: Escort.<br />
First School: Takaka Primary.<br />
First Kiss: No idea. To young, probably.<br />
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<br />
9 Lasts...<br />
<br />
Last Time You Smoked: ...I dont smoke *nose grows* Fuck.<br />
Last Food You Ate: Meusli. If I didn't spell it right, cereal.<br />
Last Car Ride: Today.<br />
Last Movie You Watched: Uhm...X2?<br />
Last Phone Call: This morning.<br />
Last CD You listened to: Actual CD? Must have been Crusty Demons soundtrack.<br />
Last Bubble Bath You took: LONG ago.<br />
Last Song You Listened To: Spiders, SOAD.<br />
Last Fight: Ummm...Dec 16 I spose it was. Grading. Lil' bugger kept on running away. :evil:<br />
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8 Have You Ever...<br />
<br />
Have You Ever Dated a Best Friend: No.<br />
Have You Ever Been Arrested: No.<br />
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: No.<br />
Have You Ever Been on TV: A few times.<br />
Have You Ever Kissed Someone and Regretted It: Not that I can think of.<br />
Have You Ever Cheated on Your bf/gf: Nuh.<br />
Have You Ever Been on a Blind Date: Nuh.<br />
Have You Ever Been out of the Country: No.<br />
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7 Things You are Wearing...<br />
<br />
Red shirt, black socks, chucks, Jeans, undies. Sorry guys, that's it. My skin?<br />
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6 Things You've Done Today...<br />
<br />
- Woke up.<br />
- Walked.<br />
- Spoke to several people about jobs.<br />
- Had brekkie.<br />
- Let the dogs out.<br />
- Filled out some annoying survey that only serves to amuse and annoy.<br />
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<br />
5 Favorite Things (no specific order)...<br />
<br />
Icecream, girls, movies, insulting people, getting laid. WHHAAT?!<br />
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4 People You Most Trust (no specific order)...<br />
<br />
Jules, Mark, Ray, and Renee.<br />
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3 Choices...<br />
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- Vanilla or Chocolate: chocolate<br />
- Hugs or Kisses: kisses<br />
- Pens or Pencils: Pencils.<br />
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2 Things You Want to do Before You Die...<br />
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Own a hareem, and go to Rome.<br />
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1 Person You Want to see<br />
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Um, Haley? Brit? Fuck, I dunno.<br />
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I'm sorry everyone. It was just there, andit said that I had to do it... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Thing.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 14:10:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (x) smoked a cigarette<br />
(x) smoked a pipe<br />
( ) crashed a friend's car<br />
( ) stolen a car<br />
(x) been in love<br />
(x) been dumped<br />
( ) shoplifted:<br />
(x) been fired<br />
(x) been in a fist fight<br />
(x) snuck out of your parent's house<br />
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back<br />
( ) been arrested<br />
( ) gone on a blind date >>sort of<br />
(x) lied to a friend<br />
(x) skipped school<br />
( ) seen someone die<br />
(x) had a crush on one of your internet friends<br />
( ) been to Canada<br />
( ) been to Mexico<br />
(x) been on a plane<br />
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire<br />
(x) eaten Sushi<br />
(x) been snowboarding<br />
(x) met someone in person from the Internet<br />
(x) been moshing at a concert:<br />
(x) taken painkillers<br />
( ) love someone or miss someone right now<br />
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by<br />
(x) made a snow angel<br />
( ) had a tea party<br />
(x) flown a kite<br />
(x) built a sand castle<br />
(x) gone puddle jumping<br />
( ) played dress up<br />
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves<br />
(x) gone sledding<br />
(x) cheated while playing a game<br />
(x) been lonely<br />
(x) fallen asleep at work/school<br />
( ) used a fake id<br />
(x) watched the sun set<br />
( ) been to the opposite side of the country<br />
(x) swum in the ocean<br />
(x) felt like dying<br />
( ) cried yourself to sleep<br />
( ) played cops and robbers<br />
( ) recently colored with crayons<br />
(x) sung karaoke<br />
(x) paid for a meal with only coins<br />
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldnt<br />
(x) made prank phone calls<br />
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose<br />
( ) caught a snowflake on your tongue<br />
(x) danced in the rain<br />
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus<br />
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe<br />
(x)watched the sun rise with someone you care about<br />
(x) blown bubbles<br />
( ) made a bonfire on the beach<br />
(x) crashed a party<br />
(x) gone rollerskating<br />
( ) had a wish come true<br />
( ) worn pearls<br />
(x) jumped off a bridge<br />
(x) ate dog/cat food<br />
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them<br />
( ) kissed a mirror<br />
(x) sang in the shower<br />
( ) had a dream that you married someone<br />
( ) glued your hand to something<br />
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole<br />
( ) kissed a fish: (well, frogs are pretty close to fish.)<br />
(x) sat on a roof top<br />
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs<br />
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel<br />
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours<br />
(x) stayed up all night<br />
( ) didn't take a shower for a week<br />
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree<br />
(x) climbed a tree<br />
(x) had a tree house<br />
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone<br />
(x) believe in ghosts<br />
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes<br />
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say<br />
( ) gone streaking-<br />
(x) gone ding-dong-ditching<br />
( ) played chicken >> CHICKEN RUN!!<br />
( ) pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on<br />
(x) told you're hot by a complete stranger<br />
( ) broken a bone<br />
(x) been easily amused<br />
(x) caught a fish then ate it<br />
(x) caught a butterfly<br />
(x) laughed so hard you cried<br />
(x) cried so hard you laughed<br />
( ) cheated on a test<br />
(xxx) forgotten someone's name<br />
( ) French braided someone's hair<br />
( ) gone skinny dippin in a pool/ocean<br />
(x) been threatened to be kicked out of your house<br />
( ) been kicked out your house<br />
(x) had a sibling who died that you never met<br />
( ) seen Napoleon Dynamite<br />
(x) been drunk<br />
( ) punked on someone<br />
( ) been punked<br />
(x) spied on someone<br />
(x) starved yourself ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Shall we Dansu?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:28:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Not with Courts anymore. Wow, that lasted.<br />
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Ah well, shit happens. Otherwise, it'd be agony. >.<<br />
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Um, I can't remember what the other thing was that I was gonna say. Oh well, you'll cope. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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[Edit]<br />
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That's right. Nearly 4000 views. If someone wants to take something off me, prove it and i'll give you something for the 4kveiw. ]]></description>
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                <title>My 18th, New Years, Holiday, BDO, Women.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:46:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Long Time No See.<br />
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My 18th was cool. Jointed with Aimee Nugteren (who hates me but I don't give a shit) and one of my best mates Julian Tapsell. Hired a hall, 100+ odd ppl came, hooked up, went to Marks to sleep it off. The next weekend I went to the pub on my ACTUAL Bday, where two women had a tounge wrestle for me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsup.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbs Up" /><br />
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New years was good, hung out with frends and drank and got angry at the police and watched certain people eat the food from certain other peoples homes before taking off with certain other peoples beer and drinking in a certain new year with certain good friends of mine. That much is certain.<br />
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Holiday at Kuratau, NZ. Opposite side of Lake Taupo to Taupo city. Three weeks of sun, swimming, and chatting up the ladies. And you, Katie. Drop me a line online. Of course, my grandfather went to Rotorua Hospital and had 2.5 meters of his gut removed. Killed from smoking. has made a recovery. Remarkable constitution, that man. It just wouldn't be a holiday without family politics and crises. You have no idea.<br />
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BDO. Fucking awesome. I'd say lifechanging, at least in the way I look at music. Pluto were good, got on the big screen, people we know but didn't see till later saw me. (That's right, Raymondo.) Mudvayne were mental. Headbanged for my life, literally. Stopped people from crushing me from behind. Blindspott played many new songs, untitled ones. Thier old stuff reigns supreme. Chatted to Jono. THE Jono, from C4 and The Rock radio. I want to have his babies. Speaking of babies, went to the Lynx Jet lounge, watched spankage. Didn't feel up to it myself. The Boiler Room was fun, that big ol' bong. Franz Ferdinand are bullshit live. Watched Shihad from a safe distance. Jon Toogood is the King of NZ Hard Rock. Sorry Hamish Feelers. There is a God, and His name is Jack White, of the White Stripes. Meg White has bouncy boobies. REALLY bouncy. Spose she was enthusiastic. I was about 3 rows back from the front centre of both Mudvayne AND the White Stripes, i'm proud to say. Then left with Robin, went to Queen St, realised there was no "midnight connection" and that the busdriver had been full of shit. Forked out $60 between us for a cab back to the inn.<br />
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Got home to find my lady waiting for me, Courtney Price. Yes Tom, Rachels younger sister. Been with her every day since then, Might see her again in bout 5 hours.<br />
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Night all, time for bed methinks.<br />
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-Barnicals ]]></description>
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                <title>Huggle De Buggle.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2005 15:54:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Get rid of that pain in the ass quiz, yeah?<br />
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Been pissing round, throwing my life into the oblivion, etc, etc.<br />
I have more poetry, and I should put it up, but I can't be fucked at the moment.<br />
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Comp got fixed a little while ago, so that's running a bit more smoothly now, hurruh.<br />
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Still doing Kung Fu, it's sooOOOoo cool. You guys probably think I'm just being wierd, or else you do it. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:16:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I haven't been coming on here. This place is boring for me now. I'v been doing Kung Fu, school, work, asking one or two girls out, she said no, and fucking about more than I should. *sigh* End of summary. Here's a useless quiz.<br />
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1) Using band names or singers, spell out your name:<br />
<br />
Eddy Grant<br />
Dr. Dre<br />
Whitesnake<br />
AC/DC<br />
Rammstein<br />
Dead Kennedys<br />
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2)Have you ever had a song written about you? No.<br />
3)What song makes you cry? A couple, but I hardly ever hear them and don't remember their names.<br />
4)What song makes you happy? Mistress for Christmas, by AC/DC. Or Back in Black, same band.<br />
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Part II<br />
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HEIGHT: 5'10", 6?<br />
HAIR COLOR: Dark browm, light brown mohawk because I have a badger for a father.<br />
EYE COLOR: Um, green? I can't remember.<br />
TATTOOS: Npt yet. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
PEIRCINGS: Nup.<br />
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r i g h t n o w<br />
<br />
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?: Soggy shoes, black socks, and semi-soggy jeans.<br />
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Raining.<br />
HOW ARE YOU? Sad. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cry.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":'(" title="Crying" /><br />
<br />
f a v o r i t e s<br />
<br />
TV SHOW: Family Guy<br />
BOOK: LOTR? His Dark Materials trilogy?<br />
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Sarsaparilla!!!!!<br />
<br />
h a v e y o u<br />
<br />
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: No, but i packed my bags for it.<br />
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: Yeah. And a fax once.<br />
EVER TRIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: No. Ew.<br />
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: Lots. <br />
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: Once.<br />
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: No.<br />
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: I think he was crying...<br />
<br />
r a n d o m<br />
<br />
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: Cleaner.<br />
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS: Bruce Springsteen.<br />
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: Reggae?<br />
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: Wuldn't mind Micheal Jackson's number ones.<br />
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w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t<br />
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TIME YOU CRIED? Dunno. Bin wanting to a bit tho.<br />
YOU GOT E-MAIL: Fuck knows.<br />
THING YOU PURCHASED: food, probably.<br />
<br />
l o v e<br />
<br />
BOYFRIEND: No.<br />
CHILDREN: No.<br />
CURRENT CRUSH: Brittany? Nicky?<br />
BEEN IN LOVE?: Many times.<br />
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: Yup.<br />
GREATEST REGRET: Letting those strangers come to my house. During the huge party.<br />
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: No.<br />
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t h r e e t h i n g s<br />
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THAT SCARE ME:<br />
01 | Urination in a public place?<br />
02 | Hitting the ground from a great height.<br />
03 | Fear ITSELF.<br />
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THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:<br />
01 | Jules<br />
02 | Nick<br />
03 | Nicky<br />
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THREE THINGS I LOVE:<br />
01 | My dogs <br />
02 | Kung Fu<br />
03 | Breaking things with my bare hands. *ug*<br />
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THREE THINGS I HATE:<br />
01 | Racists (is that or is that not a paradox?)<br />
02 | Bigots<br />
03 | Most of my family. On BOTH sides.<br />
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THREE THINGS ON MY DESK ( Besides Computer):<br />
01 | Books.<br />
02 | Paper.<br />
03 | Pens.<br />
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THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:<br />
01 | Eating pizza.<br />
02 | Drinking milk.<br />
03 | Listening to music. Led Zep. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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THREE THINGS I CAN DO REALLY WELL:<br />
01 | Write poetry.<br />
02 | Endure pain.<br />
03 | Lie.<br />
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THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:<br />
01 | Fuck.<br />
02 | Fuck me sideways.<br />
03 | I need something delicious.<br />
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THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:<br />
01 | Chocolate<br />
02 | Sushi<br />
03 | Ice Cream ]]></description>
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                <title>Balls. And afterballs.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2005 23:45:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Watching: Nothing.<br />
Reading: What I'm writing.<br />
Listening to: Basement Jaxx, and dancing.<br />
<br />
Or proms, as you yanks call them, haha.<br />
<br />
<br />
That's right, and it kicked absolute ass. Like, if the world was an ass, it'd be goodbye earth. Simple as that. I'm still running on the awesomeness of it.<br />
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Ok, I'll start to make sense. Last night, we had our Ball. The theme was Pacifica Paradise, so I went with a tiny surfboard and a hawian (sp) shirt.<br />
 <br />
Went with a group of freinds:<br />
Julian<br />
Fran<br />
Brittany<br />
Nicky<br />
Luke <br />
Ryo<br />
Win<br />
Anushka<br />
And Me.<br />
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So we all went to Brits house, had some preball drinks there. Then we went to the ball at 8:30, stayed till twelve, dancing heaps. Then we went out to the Kopotoroa Hall, where there was a DJ and took Absinthe...if you've watched Euro Trip uncut you'll know what it is...danced with girls, danced with guys, absolutely crazily till 4 am, then went home and slept. Oh, and I had a haircut, so popular opinion is that I'm quite hot now. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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I'm getting a car as well. Yup, life is looking GOOD....<br />
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Specially since I danced with Nicky for a while. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> >.< XD<br />
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-Barnicals.<br />
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PS: A lot of my stuff is about Nicky. ]]></description>
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                <title>Last entry: Mar 10, 2005.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2005 04:10:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yep...that says it all, really. Scary...I went away...and I nearly didn't come back. I might leave again for a while...a lot of the time I just can't be fucked. I'm sorry, but it's true. I ignore journals, messages, and hot topics. Sue me.<br />
<br />
On a lighter note, I have an idea of what I'm gonna do next year...plumbing apprenticeship. It's gon be...interesting. I'm a cleaner ($11 per hour), I do Kung Fu <u>THREE</u> nights a week now. It's pretty hardcore.<br />
<br />
My frand Lorenz from Germany went back last week...much sadness...<br />
<br />
I wrote him a small poem, I'll put it up one day. I think he was a  little touched by it.<br />
<br />
Anyway, showers and beds await. The holidays have just started, I'm going to welly for all of next week. Props, Argos, Squirly...I might give you a text.<br />
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Oh, and I have the Ball in a few weeks...for you Yanks, a prom. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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Peace be with thee.<br />
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-Barnicals. (Quotes rock.) ]]></description>
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                <title>3 pageveiws to go!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2005 23:33:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Holy crap! Is somebody gets this and  proves it, they will get something  really cool...I don't know WHAT, but  that's irrelivent. Make it whatever  they want.<br />
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Went to a gala. I was crap.<br />
<br />
Had athletics day. Got cancelled  halfway through due to rain. ]]></description>
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                <title>Woah, so soon after...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 02:18:43 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, just some shit you might wanna  know. Don't worry, I won't become a  blogger.<br />
<br />
Um, yeah, close to that 3000 pageveiws  mark...*stat whore*<br />
<br />
I'll start putting crap up again. I'll  try, anyway.<br />
<br />
Art History has opened my eyes. Watch  this space, I'll be better, slower, and  more critical. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /><br />
<br />
-Barnicals. ]]></description>
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                <title>Yo.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:57:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Playing: The Eagles-Hotel California<br />
<br />
Mmm. Started school, got a GF, taken up  Kung Fu properly. Lovin' life at the  moment.<br />
<br />
School options:<br />
<br />
-Art History<br />
-History<br />
-Classics<br />
-Biology<br />
-And level 2 English.<br />
<br />
Kung Fu: I'm getting graded for yellow  in March.<br />
<br />
Girlfriend: Been going out for 5 days  now, haven't hooked up for whatever  reason.<br />
<br />
Oh, and I've started playing the  harmonica. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
Playing: Roger Glover & The Guilty  Party-Burn Me Up Slowly<br />
<br />
-Barnicals. ]]></description>
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                <title>Biggidy boo. Boogy wop boom. I'm NORMAL! Sort of.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 02:19:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Playing when the Journal was started:  Grinspoon-Chemical Heart<br />
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Aaaaannnywaaaayyyy....Well, what's been  going on down my end of the line that  you might just give a flying fuck  about? Summer decided to arrive, and  I'm not talking about some hot babe  come round to stay at my place for sex  games, I'm talking about the WEATHER,  baby. Her name is...oh, I never learnt  it. Ahahahah no. Yes, it all seems like  it happened yesterday. Well, some of it  did. Today, even.<br />
<br />
<br />
*goes into flashback mode*<br />
<br />
K, so I'v spent um...4 out of the last  5 days at the beach, and swimming. Got  crisp, peeled faces are not fun. Or  sexy. However, before it peeled, I met  two sisters who decided I WAS sexy, and  hooked up with both of them. They took  drugs, obviously. Hot. Damn sea OR sun  didn't help my skin, goddamn. Just  can't win sometimes. but sometimes, you  can.<br />
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I've taken up Kung Fu as well. Nam Pai  Chuan. Northern Southern Fist. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Grading  for Yellow in March.<br />
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A salutation must go to ~<a href="http://amythestindrowning.deviantart.com/"> Amythestindrowning</a>, who I'm not too  popular with, after going out with for  around a week, then fairly roughly  dumping, but we're still mates, so it's  good. Are we? Yeah, we are, I'm not  THAT mean...<br />
<br />
Um, that's about it. Before you marvel  at how fantasic my life is, remember  that the grass is always greener on the  other side. Oh, and I haven't started  school yet. *rubs it in a little more*<br />
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K, I think that's it. Rock On.<br />
<br />
-Barnicals.<br />
<br />
Playing when the Journal was finished:  Led Zeppilin-Black Dog<br />
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Yes, I do have fantastic taste in  music. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Well, it's been even longer...*tries to count*</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2005 20:27:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yes, I am now 17. My party sucked.  However, the next night was good, it  was an 18th. On the 18th, amazingly.<br />
I went to Kuratau for NYE, got  hammered...for those of you who don't  know where Kuratau is, (everyone) it's  on the southern shore of the lake  Taupo, North Island, NZ. Yeah, once  again, I didn't get any. Ah well, shit  happens, despite it being mildly  depressing.<br />
Got through Xmas alright...but I've had  better. I had to visit my Grandmother  in hospital, put there by my flu, which  I got from my cousin Luke. I warned  her, but NOOOoooOOoo, don't listen.<br />
<br />
Anyway.<br />
<br />
Haven't been up to much since NYE, just  sitting here, pretty much. I might be  going back up to Kuratau later. I had a  moment of concern when I thought 3 of  my friends had been killed by the  Tsunamis.<br />
Oh yeah, and I want to take up Kung Fu.  And I'm over my writers block. And I  should be submitting dozens of things,  but I shan't.<br />
I got 4hours sleep last night, watched  a movie then had to get up early. So  there I am, wandering through a crap  mall filled with old people, pissed off  because I have no money, no sleep, no  energy, and no company. Gah. Then I  went back to my childhood neighborhood,  and met my old neighbours, which was  good. I left there when I was 8. For  you New Zealanders that might just give  a FUCK, it was in Paraparaumu.<br />
<br />
And now here I am, having submitted a  merely alright short story, listening  to some great ROCK, with nothing,  thankfully, in my devwatch thingy. I  might scan and post some photos.<br />
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-Barnicals. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Well, it has been a while.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2004 20:24:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, I have my reasons. *Feels all  mysterious* Wanna know why?<br />
<br />
Yeah, I'v finally finished school for  the year, and a good 2 months of  earning money, sitting in the sun,  boozing it up, and hitting on girls  awaits. And swimming.<br />
<br />
Yes, after having the final assembly  two weeks and one day ago, I went into  town and chilled out with two good  freinds of mine, Tyler and Cameron.  Both of whom I am unlikely to see very  much for the rest of my life. Yeah, we  just went and had McDs, and went to the  Ware whare. (Warehouse)<br />
<br />
Forward a week.<br />
<br />
I'v been working for my grandfather as  a labourer building a fence.  Babysitting my sisters. Cleaning an  almost done apartment, so that carpet  can be laid down. Getting paid for all  of this, so I'm now $250 nz richer. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsup.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbs Up" />  Hells Yeah. Oh yeah, and my cousin,  Beven, had a big tanty at me, haha. I  don't care. I should....but I don't.  That took a week.<br />
<br />
Now, it's Satuday, and I'm waiting for  uncle Kent to arrive so that we can  work on this BBQ. It'll take all of  tommorrow. It's for my b/day party on  Friday. The operative word being PARTY!  Yeah, should be all good. Sorry I'v  been slow on the whole DA thing lately,  I just haven't been able to give a  damn.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/headbang.gif" width="47" height="16" alt=":headbang:" title="Headbang!" /><br />
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Barnicals. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>My Amazing Life...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:02:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ K, short and sweet this time people, it  will all become apparent when you read  this-<br />
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-Bought a 4cd Rock collection in the  w/e for $20NZ. Pretty damn cool too.<br />
<br />
-Bought Morowind for $10NZ for PC.  (Hehe, Nick.)<br />
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-Set up a chat room here on DA. Name?  Barnicals. Inspired, huh?<br />
<br />
-Found out I owe mum $40 for going  overtime online....I think she's  getting the jug cord now. Fuck it.<br />
<br />
-Found out that an old freind of mine  has had a mental breakdown, as of  Thursday. Gone Skitzophrenic.<br />
<br />
-Been doing my exams, should be  studying now. Ah well. Hating them.<br />
<br />
-I might be going into Wellington next  w/e, would be more fun if I had BLOODY  MONEY!<br />
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-Been trying (unsuccsessfully (sp?)) to  change my avatar, it's a Royale Battle.  Royale Pain in the the ass. *makes it  obvious*<br />
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Not much else since my last post...ah  well, Barnicals, over and out. ]]></description>
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                <title>What it is. Tibbles is here!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2004 21:04:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ -Journal issue 34-<br />
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Yeah, I didn't get head boy, or deputy  head. That was dissapointing...I blame  Jay, maybe Ray, and Tom. Jay, you  didn't simply bloody vote for me. Tom,  you didn't vote. Ray, did you vote?  Yeah, apparently Naaman got deputy by a  couple of votes. Ah well, shit happens,  I suppose. *runs away crying* <br />
<br />
Anywho, exams are drawing close...it's  a bit scary. My first one is Chemistry,  and I should be right in that.<br />
<br />
Yeah, I now have no more actual school  days for about 2 and a half months,  which kicks mucho ass.<br />
<br />
Oh yeah, my mate Tyler now has some  work up here, at long bloody last, and  it's pretty good. It's digital art,  done at school. I express you to go  have a bit of a look. He's a noob,  pretty much, so be nice to him, okay  guys? BTW, in his comments, he'll be a  bit of a ~<a href="http://bigdick.deviantart.com/">BigDick</a>. he wants to change  his name, haha. Silly twat.<br />
<br />
Yeah, I have some more photos coming  up, as soon as I can be screwed  scanning them, haha. You all seemed to  quite like my Traintracks one, which is  cool. I have some really good ones, if  I don't say so myself...which I do.,  hehe.<br />
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I'm on MSN- llamafed@xtra.co.nz . Feel  free to add me.<br />
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Um...I think that's about it really...<br />
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-Barnicals ]]></description>
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                <title>The Final Entries. And my Life.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2004 18:05:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, to those who comment on my two  journals, well done. You are safe.  Mwahaha...*cough* Right. So I don't  really know how many I have on my  watchlist now, but it will soon be 26.  Maybe 27...<br />
<br />
Anyway, an update on my activities  (just to keep you reading and all on  edge) :<br />
<br />
Computer's working out well for me, you  have no idea. Actually, many of you  probably do. Anywho, yeah, I have been  spending A LOT of time playing games,  just catching up or something, I dunno.<br />
<br />
Oh, HeadBoy stuff...I had to give a  speech to 500 odd people on Wednesday,  it was quite nerve-racking. Of course,  the first thing I did when I got up  there was forget my intro. Typical. I  told the people, they all thought it  was pretty funny. Once I was up there I  was a bit more combfortable though...I  think I pulled it off alright.  Yesterday was the elections, and Craig,  Naaman, and Phillip (all the other  opposition) gave out lollies at some  point as bribes. Bastards. I didn't, I  considered it stooping too low. Instead  I walked around in the foyer and  outside a bit getting people to vote  for me...I think I may have done OK.  Some people voted for me for NOT giving  lollies. I think Phillip was my biggest  problem, we don't find out the results  till Thursday...<br />
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What else? Exams are coming up...I now  study every weeknight, should be sweet. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsup.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbs Up" /> <br />
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Oh, that comment on the computer? Yeah,  I have a new one for those who don't  know, 2.8Ghz, 512 megs RAM, 15' LCD  screen, CD/DVD burner/writer/reader, I  have a flatbed scanner/printer,  photoshop (some work coming after I  have cleaned out my inbox), speakers  (big for someone who hasn't had them  for about 3 years). Still using dialup,  we're paying it off on HP...but it has  got BB internal, but nah. Not THAT  lucky. Pretty damn lucky though. Well,  that's that gloat over and done with.<br />
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Yeah, going to ~<a href="http://robdaddy.deviantart.com/">RobDaddy</a>'s place  tonight for drinks. Should be alright,  'cept for Dylan...might need to beat  the shit out of him, mahaha.<br />
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I've upgraded from doing 50 sit-ups a  day to 100, with occasional press-ups,  and taken to feeling sexy, hehe.<br />
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On the art front, bugger all has been  happening...I just haven't done  anything. However, I was given a sheet  on a short film competition my one of  my teachers, Jansey. Should be good...<br />
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Um...that's about it...<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Ladies and Gentlemen, here are the  final lucky people that I will continue  to watch!</b><br />
<br />
~Squirly<br />
~slain-massacre<br />
~Psycho-Stress<br />
~shitake<br />
~TheArgonauts<br />
*Opthalmos<br />
~freakyone<br />
~Taynt<br />
~SaloHcin<br />
~BlindRage19<br />
~in-the-minority<br />
~kimstatic<br />
~t-deines<br />
~TailoredAngelsHorror<br />
~Shelagnoa<br />
~Punktardist<br />
~propagandhi<br />
~darkmetalhead<br />
~BlindAngel<br />
~Reaper-X<br />
~LocusDesperatus<br />
~RobDaddy<br />
~Enigma986<br />
~XxKatt100686xX<br />
~TheGlome<br />
~Amythestindrowning<br />
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That's it. If you aren't in there,  tough. Prepare for a future without my  comments, barren and dead. Mwhahahaha! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br />
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<br />
Barnicals, signing off.<br />
---<br />
<br />
PS-Take this as a light-hearted  warning.<br />
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<br />
<br />
A Panda walks into a resturant, orders  a sandwich, and eats it.<br />
He pays for the sandwich, stands up,  produces a gun, fires two shots into  the air, and begins to leave.<br />
'But why?' Asks the waiter. 'You could  have killed someone!'<br />
The Panda turns at the door and throws  a zoo pamphlet at the man.<br />
'I'm a Panda,' He replies. 'Look it  up.'<br />
The waiter looks up 'Panda' in the  pamphlet. Sure enough, under a picture  of a Panda it proclaimed:<br />
"Large, furry mammal native to Asia.  Eats, shoots, and leaves."<br />
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<br />
So there you have it. Only occasionally  is bad punctuation a matter of life and  death. ]]></description>
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                <title>No response, no watch. Last warning.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 13:42:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's right. This is the last  oppurtunity for those of you who  haven't commented to comment. The  following are safe:<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://squirly.deviantart.com/">Squirly</a><br />
~<a href="http://slain-massacre.deviantart.com/">slain-massacre</a><br />
~<a href="http://psycho-stress.deviantart.com/">Psycho-Stress</a><br />
~<a href="http://shitake.deviantart.com/">shitake</a><br />
~<a href="http://theargonauts.deviantart.com/">TheArgonauts</a><br />
*<a href="http://opthalmos.deviantart.com/">Opthalmos</a><br />
~<a href="http://freakyone.deviantart.com/">freakyone</a><br />
~<a href="http://taynt.deviantart.com/">Taynt</a><br />
~<a href="http://salohcin.deviantart.com/">SaloHcin</a><br />
~<a href="http://blindrage19.deviantart.com/">BlindRage19</a><br />
~<a href="http://in-the-minority.deviantart.com/">in-the-minority</a><br />
~<a href="http://kimstatic.deviantart.com/">kimstatic</a><br />
~<a href="http://t-deines.deviantart.com/">t-deines</a><br />
~<a href="http://tailoredangelshorror.deviantart.com/">TailoredAngelsHorror</a><br />
~<a href="http://shelagnoa.deviantart.com/">Shelagnoa</a><br />
~<a href="http://punktardist.deviantart.com/">Punktardist</a><br />
~<a href="http://propagandhi.deviantart.com/">propagandhi</a><br />
~<a href="http://darkmetalhead.deviantart.com/">darkmetalhead</a><br />
~<a href="http://blindangel.deviantart.com/">BlindAngel</a><br />
~<a href="http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/">Reaper-X</a><br />
~<a href="http://locusdesperatus.deviantart.com/">LocusDesperatus</a><br />
~<a href="http://robdaddy.deviantart.com/">RobDaddy</a><br />
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Um, yeah.<br />
<br />
Anything else? Battle Royale Kicks ass.  I'm going for head boy.<br />
<br />
<br />
Barnicals. ]]></description>
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                <title>If you don't respond to this, no more watch.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 13:14:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's right. I warned you. I'm getting  around 10-14 deviations a day. On a  good day. And this is a two way thing,  you know? So anyone who doesn't reply  to this by next Friday is off my  list...You have been warned.<br />
<br />
<br />
On a lighter note, pleased to see all  your smiling faces again!!! Anyway, um,  since my last journal entry.<br />
<br />
-Went to Robs 18th....like a month ago  today. I got way too drunk, and it was  not a happy place.<br />
<br />
-Went on a week-long roadtrip with my  mum. It was alright, got some damn good  photos out of it. It was down the south  island of New Zealand, down west, up  east. Went to a party in Blenheim, that  was pretty cool.<br />
<br />
-Once we got back home, I threw a party  at my place. It was pretty cool, except  that not many girls turned up. (He says  in his Facist male pig way) Hehe, but  yeah, I'll throw another after exams.<br />
<br />
-Then school started. Oh, sweet jesus.  How another week of holiday would have  been wonderful.<br />
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-Yeah, not much else has happened. Two  more weeks till more holidays...<br />
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<br />
Over and out! Remember. I will delete  you if you don't reply to this.  Probably.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Barnicals. ]]></description>
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                <title>Been playing host...Welly next w/e.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2004 22:27:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I had some mates up from Welly this  w/e, which was pretty cool. Went to the  skatepark yesterday, turns out I quite  enjoy it. Then went and saw Dodgeball,  which is screwed.<br />
---<br />
Spent most of the rest of the time  playing THPS3, fine by me. Oh, and  burning around on my Quad.<br />
---<br />
Turns out the skatepark isn't as  hoodratted out as I had thought...a  total surprise. In fact, quite a few of  them were my mates, old, new, and  constants.<br />
---<br />
So I'm going to Wellington next  weekend, go see dad, Bevan (cousin),  should be pretty cool. Almost as cool  as ~<a href="http://opthalmos.deviantart.com/">Opthalmos</a>. My grandfather's out of  hospital after having keyhole surgery  to get rid of an anurism.<br />
---<br />
Guys, I'm afraid to say this...but the  novelty of DA is finally starting to  wear off, I might just stop sometime  soon. I'm just not getting many  comments, my poetry has slowed down...I  might still do this for prose, but  we'll see.<br />
---<br />
It might just be my mood at the  moment...so blergh. I might be  developing insomnia, I'm afraid to go  to sleep tonight. This morning I woke  myself up after having a dream about a  demonic baby eating my nose, and  exchange students, and shipwrecks, and  storms, and my grandparents house, and  lots of other things. He's featured in  a couple of recent dreams I think. Not  to mention I'm cold, don't have much  emotional feeling, and generally feel  like shit.<br />
---<br />
Anything you want to say?? <br />
---<br />
<br />
Join these clubs! If youre already in  themthen thats good.<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://poetrycafe.deviantart.com/">poetrycafe</a><br />
*<a href="http://aotearoa.deviantart.com/">Aotearoa</a><br />
~<a href="http://theoc-club.deviantart.com/">TheOC-Club</a><br />
~<a href="http://poetzhaven.deviantart.com/">poetzhaven</a><br />
~<a href="http://gw-club.deviantart.com/">gw-club</a><br />
~<a href="http://reversify.deviantart.com/">reversify</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>It's for you, the reader!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2004 01:12:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I've recently been inspired to have  a go at writing a sci-fi story...based  in Games-Workshops Warhammer 40,000  universe. Partly inspired by Riddick,  it would follow the theme of a  dishonoured Commissar, left alone,  betrayed by his superiors, left to die  on an almost abandoned hive world. <br />
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Starting on a founding world, he is  forced to flee, under a vast invasion  by the forces of Chaos. He and his  crippled army escape in a hulk ship,  and land on a warm, desertlike world,  one the imperium has not heard from for  thirty years. The planet is vast,  honeycombed with labrinthine passages,  docks, forgotten cities, and lost  civilizations. It was thirty years ago  that Orcoid hordes made landings on the  world, a huge legion that forced most  of the planets inhabitants to flee.  However, cleansing forces of Marines  stayed, with the Sisters Sororita  (sp?). They have battled since then,  and have cleared areas of the hated  enemy. When the Commissar lands and  reaches a communications station, the  Imperium orders him to stay and recover  something of utmost importance, data  and files on ways to stop the  phsycological influences of Chaos.  There is also rumoured to be,  somewhere, a sacred relic, a banner of  the Emporers, stained with his own  blood.<br />
This is the fate of a once great  Commissar, to follow lies and fanciful  tales. Here, what was breathed in air  shall be etched in stone and iron.<br />
<br />
Of course, I will keep going with  Termus if you wish...but nobody else  has read my revised editions, nor kept  me inspired, to keep working on it. I  will be happy to if people comment on  Termus, perhaps fave a chapter or  something...<br />
<br />
oh yeah, went round to a mates place  last night, had some drinks, it was all  good. Watched Underworld today...it's  pretty crap. ]]></description>
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                <title>What &lt;i&gt;have&lt;/i&gt; I been up to?</title>
                <link>http://Barnicals.deviantart.com/journal/3136151/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2004 23:51:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I went round to <a href="http://propagandhi.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/r/propagandhi.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="" /></a>'s place on  Saturday...missed out on his friday  night party, I had to go see my  Grandfather in hospital (don't worry,  he's fine)...lazed around on Sunday,  and went to school today. It's really  FUCKING cold here today, I'm now typing  with gloves on. That's it, they're  coming off!!<br />
<br />
That's better.<br />
<br />
I also got hold of a potential doorway  to the media industry, a card of a  friend of a friend of mums...*rubs  temples*...so yeah. I might do some  work on Termus' Story tonight. I might  not. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /><br />
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Um...Yeah, that's about it.<br />
<br />
Over and out. ]]></description>
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                <title>Tempted to use my scraps.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2004 02:13:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I am...I have a lot of, well,  great work that has no structure, and  some is half finished...there's just so  much of it! But I also don't want to, I  have a funny feeling it'd get bugger  all comments in there, constructive  stuff...<br />
<br />
Oh yeah, this is also largely to get  rid of that bloody 300 Q thing...<br />
So <a href="http://theargonauts.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/theargonauts.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="theargonauts" title="theargonauts" /></a> managed to crash his car into <a href="http://squirly.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/q/squirly.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="squirly" title="squirly" /></a>'s  rather smaller car yesterday, which was  some bloody good humour...sorry Jay,  it's just so tiny! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br />
<br />
I'v taken up an hours study every  weeknight, and it's freekin' hard work  too!!<br />
<br />
Um, I think that's about all I'v been  up to really, still having the rains  here...I wonder if NZ's developing a  monsoon season...?<br />
<br />
So I have about 20 half-baked things in  my poetry book, some stuff is really  closely realated, yet unrelated, and I  need a way to structure it all, without  it all just, well, going to shit. I'm  also commenting on at least one of  everyones scraps...those that have  scraps, anyway.<br />
<br />
That's me out, see you all later... ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>The absurd 300....</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2004 08:11:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, here goes!<br />
<br />
300 Questions<br />
<br />
1. First name: Edward<br />
2. Middle name: Kerrison<br />
3. Nickname: Barnicals<br />
4. Gender: male<br />
5. Do you wear glasses or contacts?  Neither<br />
6. Is your hair long or short? Hits my  jaw.<br />
7. Where were you born? Wellington  Hospital<br />
8. Current location: Levin, New Zealand<br />
9. Zodiac sign: Saggitarius<br />
10. Chinese Zodiac symbol: WTF?<br />
11. How many languages do you know?  English and some French<br />
12. Nationality: Kiwi<br />
13. Write a full physical description  of yourself: Tallish, dark brown hair  Brown eyes, not fat but SO not skinny!<br />
14. Do you have any allergies,  diseases, or other physical weaknesses?  My lack of muscle...<br />
15. Do you have any quirks, strange  mannerisms, annoying habits, or other  defining characteristics? Too many to  list.<br />
16. What does your voice sound like? At  the moment? Coughy-ish.<br />
17. Ready for a bunch more questions?  Meh, why not?<br />
<br />
Favourites... <br />
18. Saying: Bung...<br />
19. Sport: Surfing, Skiing, Hacky.<br />
20. Vegetable: Celery<br />
21. Fruit: I can't remember their  name...<br />
22. Magazine: Empire, or Ralph.<br />
23. Actor: Jack Nicholson I think...<br />
24. Actress: Liv Tyler...<br />
25. Candy: Those Juicy Fruit things  that have just come out.<br />
26. Candy bar: Moro<br />
27. Ice cream flavor: Deep Dark  Chocolate probably.<br />
28. Thing in your room: Double Bed...or  my GameCube.<br />
29. Place to be: At a party I think...<br />
30. Junk food: BK<br />
31. Store: EB games...I think.<br />
32. Fast food: Chinese Takeaways<br />
33. Restaurant: Some plush place.<br />
34. Time of day: Dawn.<br />
35. Country: America? Greece? NZ?<br />
36. State: California.<br />
37. Video game: SC2, or Vice City.<br />
38. Board game: Chess<br />
39. Computer game: Baulders Gate.<br />
40. Car: Aston Marton V12 Vanquish<br />
41. Music video: The White Stripes-Fell  in Love with a girl, or any Korn one.<br />
42. Word: Bugger.<br />
43. Month: December.<br />
44. Cartoon character: Samurai Jack.<br />
45. Scary movie: Pfft, none really.<br />
46. Possession: My Hacky Sack? Fucked  if I know.<br />
47. Web page: DA. <br />
48. Type of sandwich: BLT<br />
49. Commercial: The Bugger ad I spose.<br />
50. Way of wasting time: Internet<br />
51. Flavor of kool-aid: WTF is Kool  Aid?<br />
<br />
The first thing that comes to mind when  you hear... <br />
52. Hot: Chick<br />
53. Orange: Peel<br />
54. Choice: Awesome<br />
55. Bisexual: Me<br />
56. Black: Micheal Jackson<br />
57. Ice: Cold<br />
58. Jack: Black<br />
59. Rainbow: Colour<br />
60. Cherry: Flavour<br />
61. Cucumber: Cucumber<br />
62. Shark: Bite<br />
63. Bat: Bat<br />
64. Leather: Moo <br />
65. Whip: Whapssh!<br />
66. Water: Drink<br />
67. Volcano: Boom<br />
<br />
This or That...<br />
<br />
68. Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit: Limp  Bizkit!<br />
69. Tool or Korn: Korn<br />
70. Hot or cold: Hot, just how I like  it.<br />
71. Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie:  Manson<br />
72. MTV or VH1: MTV...<br />
73. Buffy or Angel: Buffy<br />
74. Summer Olympics or Winter Olympics:  Winter<br />
75. Skiing or snowboarding: skiing.<br />
76. Roller blading or skateboarding:  Skating.<br />
77. Black or white: Black.<br />
78. Orange or red: Red<br />
79. Yellow or green: Green<br />
80. Purple or pink: Purple<br />
81. Slipknot or Mudvayne: Slipknot. <br />
82. Hot Topic or Pac Sun: WTF?<br />
83. Inside or outside: In, if there's  no sport that I do out.<br />
84. Weed or alcohol: Alchohol...sooo  gooood....<br />
85. Cell phone or pager: Neither.<br />
86. Pen or pencil: Pencil<br />
87. Scooby Doo or Dino: Scooby Doo<br />
88. Chaos or order: Chaos!<br />
89. Now or later: NOW!<br />
90. Plan or surprise: Surprise!<br />
91. Spit or swallow: Am I giving or  taking? <br />
92. Hot tub or swimming pool: Pool.<br />
93. Participate or observe<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />articipate!<br />
94. Lead or follow: Lead...<br />
95. Coffee or hot chocolate: Coffee,  Iced, please.<br />
96. Lace or satin: Lace.<br />
97. Flowers or Candy: Flowers<br />
98. Scruff or Clean shaved: Shaven, I'm  male.<br />
99. Blondes or Brunettes: Meh, not  fussed.<br />
100. Bitchy or Slutty: Slutty...*Thinks  of Lisa*<br />
101. Optimistic or pessimistic:  Pessimistic<br />
102. Introverted or extroverted:  *shrugs.*<br />
103. Star Wars or Star Trek: Star Wars!<br />
104. Tattoos or piercings: Tatts.<br />
105. Slut or whore: Slut.<br />
<br />
So moving right along...Substances<br />
<br />
106. Do you smoke? Nope.<br />
107. Do you smoke weed? What sort?<br />
108. Ever trip on acid? Nope.<br />
109. How about a little x? No!<br />
110. Crack, heroin, anything else? Who  wrote these?<br />
111. Beer good or beer bad? Good after  the first 3.<br />
112. Are you the sissy who drinks wine  coolers? Pfft, nah.... ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Read this...if you want me to be your bitch.</title>
                <link>http://Barnicals.deviantart.com/journal/2969079/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2004 01:14:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok guys, here's the deal. I have too  much time on my hands. You want me to  do stuff for you (Yeah, I'v had some  requests). Here we go. You+5 comments  on any of my work that you haven't  already commented on=a poem on anything  you want, just give me something to  work with...pictures, etc. Same for a  short story, but 15 comments. <br />
<br />
there was something else, just can't  remember...ah well, cya. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>My Ball.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2004 20:17:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ No, not that sort of Ball!!!<br />
<br />
Yeah, Waiopehu Collage had its Ball on  Saturday, and it was awesome. I spent  around 3.5hrs getting my hair done for  it. And I'm male. Yeah, I went round to  a mates place an hour before, and had  pre-ball drinks, which was pretty cool.  At half Eight, we went round to the  Ball, which was themed to 'The Secret  Garden', and I pretty much had to walk  up the carpet on my own, which proved  to be its own undoing. Music was pretty  cool, got some moshing in there, smells  like teen spirit, we will rock you,  etc. but there was a fair bit of  Rap/hiphop, pop...but that was fine. Oh  yeah, we got Black Betty! Damn awesome  80's rock!<br />
<br />
At twelve, I went home to get changed  into mufti for the after party. And  that's where it started to really whupp  ass. Got a whole lot of dancing, with  chicks and guys (yeah, guys for rock,  go the rock circle.) It was so mind  blowing cool, really well set-up, we  had security, portaloos (bad places),  decent venue, DJ, great lights, no  fights, and it rhymes....all A-grade.  Tom, Ray, guys, we should thank Jess  and all those cool girls for sorting  that out so well. I dunno, a gift or  something. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> Yeah, I was pretty sober,  but drunk on the atmosphere...<br />
<br />
Haha, the portaloo was on a trailer  thing, and I saw it just about go over  like 3 times....with people in  it....*shudder*<br />
<br />
Um, yeah, that was my w/e, I went to  bed at like 5:30, which was good. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Inconsistancies.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2004 00:02:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Due to Inconsistancies in my Termus  story, and other factors, I will be  resubmitting them, partly to encourage  more comments, and I will be dividing  some pieces into more digestible  chunks, so that it is easier to read,  and I will also be Italisising some  stuff that I missed out. This will also  offer a chance for more recent people  who watch me to read a decent story. I  will also be adapting the titles. Any  questions? ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Farewell Holidays.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2004 05:51:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Firstly, a note: Anyone whose work I  haven't been able to read/look  at/comment on, please just send me a  link. (Last night, I only had 24D on  the actual list, with links, but I had  100-something D on the bar at the top.  Buggered if I know.) So if my comments  are that important to you, just note me  with the work that I've missed. <br />
<br />
Well, they're almost over, and the  rides been, well, crap. I won't kid  you. Some pretty cool stuff happened,  and I got one cool thing, but the  Wairapa sucks. So bloody boring. So  here's what happened.<br />
<br />
First week:<br />
-Bugger all happened. I got a mate  round on Friday. Big Whoop.<br />
-Oh, I did get a tiny scooter. Chainsaw  engine, 2 stroke, around 30-something  cc, and a top speed of about 37.<br />
-Mum and I went to the 'Rapa. Went to  her "Old haunts." Bizzare, seriously.<br />
<br />
Second week:<br />
-Went back to the 'Rapa to see my GF.  (Now my ex.) Still mates though. Blew  like $70 on crap. ie. fancy food.<br />
-Just came back from a poetry evening,  to celebrate NZ poetry day. I read  Enlightenment to them, and got great  feedback about it. One lady in  paticular, her son commited suicide on  the top of mount albert, where I wrote  Enlightenment. Scary shit.<br />
<br />
<br />
Cheerio,<br />
<br />
 Barnicals. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>The Compilation.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2004 05:50:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So. Life has become soooo boring, I'v  decided to create a list of the people  I watch, and you guys, who watch me.  Oh, and my clubs. I will not tell you  why I watch them/you. Why you, and  others watch me, should be painfully  obvious. JK...it's my modesty.<br />
<br />
Those I watch:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://anjules.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/anjules.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="anjules" title="anjules" /></a> <a href="http://artsie-girlie.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/r/artsie-girlie.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="artsie-girlie" title="artsie-girlie" /></a> <a href="http://asifadams.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/s/asifadams.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="asifadams" title="asifadams" /></a> <a href="http://bcheung.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/c/bcheung.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="bcheung" title="bcheung" /></a> <a href="http://bigdick.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="bigdick" title="bigdick" /></a> <a href="http://blindangel.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="blindangel" title="blindangel" /></a> <a href="http://clairec666.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/l/clairec666.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="clairec666" title="clairec666" /></a> <a href="http://dance-commander.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/dance-commander.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="dance-commander" title="dance-commander" /></a> <a href="http://deadlung.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="deadlung" title="deadlung" /></a> <a href="http://diamondie.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/i/diamondie.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="diamondie" title="diamondie" /></a> <a href="http://drift150.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/drift150.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="drift150" title="drift150" /></a> <a href="http://enigma926.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/n/enigma926.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="enigma926" title="enigma926" /></a> <a href="http://faithdivine88.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/a/faithdivine88.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="faithdivine88" title="faithdivine88" /></a> <a href="http://freakyone.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/r/freakyone.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="freakyone" title="freakyone" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://in-the-minority.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/in-the-minority.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="in-the-minority" title="in-the-minority" /></a> A true, blue, new poet. Add, comment,  do something to help this person.<br />
 <a href="http://jessie145.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/e/jessie145.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="jessie145" title="jessie145" /></a> <a href="http://ladylydian.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/ladylydian.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="ladylydian" title="ladylydian" /></a> <a href="http://luvmekoala.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/u/luvmekoala.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="luvmekoala" title="luvmekoala" /></a> <a href="http://miseryomalkavian.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/i/miseryomalkavian.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="miseryomalkavian" title="miseryomalkavian" /></a> <a href="http://mishmashmin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="mishmashmin" title="mishmashmin" /></a> <a href="http://namedawg.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="namedawg" title="namedawg" /></a> <a href="http://neutralization.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/neutralization.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="neutralization" title="neutralization" /></a> <a href="http://opthalmos.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/p/opthalmos.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="opthalmos" title="opthalmos" /></a> <a href="http://propagandhi.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/r/propagandhi.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="propagandhi" title="propagandhi" /></a> <a href="http://psycho-llama.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/a... ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Embolden. Oh, and my weekend.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2004 01:53:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What I got up to in my weekend:<br />
<br />
<u>Friday</u><br />
Went to dads place on a bus, and fell  asleep on the way there.<br />
Got some DVDs out.<br />
Watched Shadow of the Vampire.<br />
<br />
<u>Saturday</u><br />
Got a hall ready for dads Birthday  Par-tay, which involved moving lots of  furniture. (Including a bath!)<br />
Got completely smashed on Rum & Coke,  Black Russians, Contreau, and Archers.<br />
Drunkenly hooked up with a  hot/cool/crazy girl.<br />
Had some amazing conversations with  people.<br />
Had a Taxi ride to cousin Bevans house.  It was an amazing experiance.<br />
Watched One Hour Photo.<br />
Just about burnt down Bevans house.  Don't cook chips while drunk!<br />
Coma'd out on his couch at 4:30 AM.<br />
<br />
<u>Sunday</u><br />
Recouperated.<br />
Gordon, Bevans dad, was a bit cold to  me.<br />
Took all the stuff from the Hall back  to dads place. Hehe, the alarm went  off, and we didn't know the code to get  it off!<br />
Got told I was "Not even on this  planet."<br />
Caught the bus home, and seriously  struggled to stay awake.<br />
Went to beautiful bed.<br />
<br />
<u>Monday</u><br />
Pretty much incapable of doing  anything, lent heavily back.<br />
Had a game of grid iron in the  Lunchbreak.<br />
Oh, and today, when I came home, my  boss had rung and said that I didn't  need to come to work for a week. Not  that I was fired, she just doesn't have  any work for me at the moment.<br />
<br />
<u>Tomorrow</u><br />
Work day. Sleep in!!!!<br />
 <br />
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<br />
<br />
INSTRUCTIONS:<br />
1. Copy this whole list into your  journal.<br />
2. Bold the things that are true about  you.<br />
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.<br />
4. Put another statement in for others  to Enbolden!<br />
<br />
<i>01. When I was younger I made some bad  decisions.<br />
02. I don't watch much TV these days.</i><br />
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms.<br />
<i>04. I love sleeping.<br />
05. I have loads of books.</i><br />
06. I once slept in a toilet.<br />
<i>07. I love playing video games.</i><br />
08. I adore marijuana.<br />
09. I watch porn movies.<br />
10. I watch them with my father.<br />
<i>11. I like sharks.</i><br />
12. I love spiders.<br />
13. I was born without hair and I still  have no hair.<br />
14. I like J. Bush.<br />
<i>15. People are cool.<br />
16. I have changed a lot mentally over  the last year.</i><br />
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche.<br />
<i>18. I have a lot to learn.</i><br />
19. I carry my knife everywhere with  myself.<br />
20. I'm really really smart.<br />
<i>21. I've never broken someone's bones.<br />
22. I have a secret.</i><br />
23. I hate snow.<br />
24. I drink only milk.<br />
<i>25. Punk rock rules when you're drunk.</i><br />
26. I hate Bill Gates!<br />
<i>27. I love Chinese food.</i><br />
28. I would hate to be famous.<br />
<i>29. I am not a morning person.</i><br />
30. I wear glasses.<br />
31. I don't need glasses, except  sunglasses.<br />
<i>32. I have potential.</i><br />
33. I'm pure Japanese.<br />
34. My legs are two different sizes. I  refuse to believe my legs are  identical. <br />
35. I have a twin.<br />
36. I wear a padded bra.<br />
<i>37. I can ramble on about absolutely  nothing.<br />
38. I'm left-handed.<br />
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them.</i><br />
40. I don't like horror movies.<br />
<i>41. I suck at climbing, but I love it  anyway.</i><br />
42. People hate me usually.<br />
43. I love pop music.<br />
44. I hardly ever go to bed before  midnight.<br />
<i>45. I hate parking fines.</i><br />
46. I know national anthem of my  country by heart.<br />
47. I know more than two languages.<br />
<i>48. I spend too much time on the  computer.<br />
49. I often want to throw the computer  out of a window.<br />
50. I live on a ground floor.</i><br />
51. I don't like chocolate.<br />
<i>52. I'd like to be more original.<br />
53. I've lied.</i><br />
54. Cocks are my favorite birds. <br />
55. I want to conquer the world.<br />
<i>56. I wonder what happens when you die.</i><br />
57. I've read all books about Harry  Potter.<br />
58. Eat your dog!<br />
59. I love to exercise.<br />
<i>60. I hate chemistry with a passion.<br />
61. I love to write.<br />
62. I like changes.<br />
63. I hate going to class.<br />
64. I am afraid to die.<br />
65. I hate dish washing. </i><br />
66. My hair is long, brown, and  incredibly curly.<br />
67. My nails are nine inch long.<br />
<i>68. My favorite color is black.</i><br />
69. I like to sleep on the floor.<br />
<i>70. I am hopeless at cooking.<br />
71. I sucked my thumb when I was  little. <br />
72. I should be doing something else  rather than writing this.<br />
73. I am online a lot, but not on MSN.</i><br />
74. I hate governments.<br />
<i>75. I don't have a boyfriend.<br />
76. I'm too nice for my own good.</i><br />
77. I love to read, I read as much as I  can.<br />
78. I don't trust newspapers.<br />
79. I like debating.<br />
80. I... ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>On not commenting.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2004 15:55:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, I haven't been on in a while, so  I'm not going to comment on anything  that's in my box thingy, except for you  great guys who've faved/watched me...so  there'll be nothing for: Replies,  Journals, or Deviations.<br />
Those of you who're angry at me for  this, Tuff. I often get bugger all  comments, so I'm fighting back. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Current occurances.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2004 01:39:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Listening to: TV in the b/round.<br />
Watching: This comp screen.<br />
Eating: Nothing. I ate heaps today.<br />
<br />
Let's see....<br />
<br />
-Having a bit of a crack at drawing  still life, but the photos <a href="http://theargonauts.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/theargonauts.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="theargonauts" title="theargonauts" /></a> gave me are  really bloody hard to draw, the shapes  are odd.<br />
-Thinking I might stick with drawing  hot/scantily clad women, they're much  easier....I may even submit one  tomorrow.<br />
-Gonna go round to :iconpropagandi:'s  house, submit some of my photos, drop  off a book an old hippie lady gave us,  and lend him some of my negatives.<br />
-Go watch <i>Thin Red Line</i> at 8:50.<br />
-Might work on a peice of writing  tonight, and probably tomorrow, don't  worry, it won't be over 400 words.<br />
-Speaking of which, I'm closing in on  my first K pageveiws!!!!! Small to some  of you, but keep in mind, I am a poet.  For a poet, i've made it to the Big  Time! Thank You to all you guys who  gave enough of a damn to read my stuff.  *Glares at the lazy ones* You know who  you are! Anywho, less than 50 to go!<br />
-Jump back into school on Monday, fresh  as a spring Daisy. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rolleyes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":roll:" title="Roll Eyes" /><br />
<br />
Now for what I've been doing:<br />
<br />
-Paying homage to the last ever episode  of F.R.E.I.N.D.S....now tempted to buy  whole series on DVD. Expect something  soon.<br />
-I have a whole lot of stuff to polish  off and submit...OK, not that much.<br />
-Realised that I watch 45-50 people,  yet capped thirty today. Thank you  In-the-minority!!!<br />
-Saw some of <i>A Midsummer Night's Dream!</i>  Man, that is one weird movie, and I  really wanna see all of it! *Laughs at  Shakspearian dialect* <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br />
-Another ep. of The OC under my belt.  (Sad, I know, but it's damn good!) So  many hot MILFs in there. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
-Went to see the Grandparents today. My  grandmother recently totaled her car,  running over a steel <i>give way</i> sign  (ripped out the bottom of her car). As  well as that, my Grandfathers having an  op. for an anurism soon. They've both  aged about 10 years.<br />
-Spent the last 3-4 hours cleaning out  my messages...around 70....many forum  replies/deviations/journals.<br />
<br />
That's another Journal for the week, I  think.<br />
<br />
I will leave you with this thought,  which came to me this morning:<br />
-Even the most beautiful sheath  conceals a sword.<br />
<br />
Um, yeah, expect work from me tomorrow.  Adios! ]]></description>
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                <title>Don't even bother reading, it's a catchup quiz. Su</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 20:18:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Spell your first name backwards]:yenraB<br />
[The story behind your pen name]:  Barnicals? It's my normal nickname.<br />
[3 words that sum you up]: Weird,  obsessive, thoughtful.<br />
<br />
{DESCRIBE YOUR}<br />
[Wallet]: black and orange.<br />
[Hairbrush]: It's a comb, but yeah.  Black.<br />
[jewelery you wear daily]: Nil.<br />
[Pillow cover]: Red, tri-pillow.<br />
[Coffee cup]: Maori design.<br />
[Shoes]: Generally leather, but at the  moment: 5yrs old, Grizzlys, once blue,  suede.<br />
[CD in stereo right now]: Cloudboy:  Down the end of the garden.<br />
[What are you are wearing now]: Ripcurl  T, Dark green cords, aformentioned  shoes, green undies.<br />
[Hair]: Brown.<br />
[In my mouth]: My tounge...oh, wait,  who's is this? JK.<br />
[In my head]: a headache.<br />
[Eating]: i did have liquorice awhile  ago<br />
[Some of your favorite movies]:  Gladiator, Spirited Away.<br />
[Something you're looking forward to]:  Getting what I've been saving for.<br />
[The last thing you ate?]: Liquorice.<br />
[Something that you are deathly afraid  of?]: falling from Hieghts.<br />
[Do you like candles?]: Yeah.<br />
[Do you believe in a thing called  love]: To a degree...<br />
[Do you believe in soul mates?]: Meh,  maybe.<br />
[Do you believe in love at first  sight]: No.<br />
[Do you believe in forgiveness]: Yeah.<br />
[If you could have any animal for a  pet]: Tiger!<br />
[What are 3 places you wouldn't mind  relocating to?]: Um,  NYC...Wellington...Hawaii?<br />
[What are some of your favorite pig out  foods?]: icecream!! Chocolate.<br />
[What's something you wish you could  understand better?] Women.<br />
[Anyone you miss that you haven't seen  in a long time? :] My passed dog, Sam.<br />
<br />
****{In the last 24 hours, have you:}<br />
[Cried:] No.<br />
[Gotten sick:] No.<br />
[Sang:] No.<br />
[Eaten:] Yes.<br />
[Felt stupid:] Maybe, I don't  remember...make that yes.<br />
[Hugged someone:] No.<br />
[Wanted to tell someone you loved  them:] Yes.<br />
[Met someone new]: Yes.<br />
[Talked to someone you have a crush  on:] Yes.<br />
[Fought with your parents:] Sort of.<br />
[Dreamed about someone you can't be  with:] No.<br />
[Are you center of attention or the  wallflower:] WTF? Wallflower? I dunno.<br />
[What type of automobile do you drive:]  i dont<br />
[Would u rather be with friends or on a  date:] Mates.<br />
[Do you attend church:] Bahaha, Church!<br />
[Do you like being around people:]  Yeah, mostly.<br />
[Who have you known the longest:] Mum,  or...no, my mum.<br />
[Who do you always get along with:]  Niki...Tom and Nick too I spose...<br />
[Who has the coolest siblings?:] Mine,  cos they don't live with me.<br />
[Who is the smartest:] Fran.<br />
[Who is your Hero:] Pfft. I look to  noone. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Waiting?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 01:37:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So what have I been up to?<br />
-Friday: Had a bit of photography,  'cept that I didn't put the film on  properly (gimme a break, it was my  first time.), So I got about 6 from  that. Then went to my cousins place,  watched monty python etc, finished at 5  am.<br />
-Sunday: Met Opthalmos for the first  time, got like $300 bucks spent on me!  (Jacket, CD's, Shirt, etc.)<br />
-Monday: Lent GameCube to dad till I go  down next w/e, came back home.<br />
-Week: Considering taking a seventh  subject, 5th form art. Shitloads of  school stuff dumped on me.<br />
-This w/e: Gonna go watch OC, bugger  off down to welly for an evening.<br />
<br />
Bye all, read my shit!<br />
<br />
Oh, and I'm gonna be posting some  photos eventually. Soon.<br />
<br />
Cya. ]]></description>
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                <title>Stoked about this weekend.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2004 16:00:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, friday really, but anyway. So  Tom, Ray, Jay, and I are all going into  Wellington for a photography trip  thingy. Not to mention that I'v got  some more photos being developed, and  I'm going to meet a friend, Opthalmos,  perhaps. Oh yeah, life is pretty damn  good at the moment, I have to say. ]]></description>
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                <title>Feeling Quizzical.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2004 23:23:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thirteen random things you like:<br />
01) My dogs.<br />
02) Females<br />
03) Drinking w/ my mates<br />
04) Music<br />
05) Video Games<br />
06) Paintball.<br />
07) My room when it's clean<br />
08 ) My mates.<br />
09) DA<br />
10) My work getting (+fave) 'ed<br />
11) Complements<br />
12) Movies<br />
13) The number thirteen.<br />
<br />
<br />
Twelve movies:<br />
01) Gladiator.<br />
02) LOTR 1<br />
03) LOTR 2<br />
04) LOTR 3<br />
05) The Matrix. (1)<br />
06) Shall we dansu?<br />
07) 2Fast 2Furious (Yeah, I know)<br />
08 ) Se7en<br />
09) Spirited Away<br />
10) Bring it on<br />
11) Orange County<br />
12) All the Star Wars movies.<br />
<br />
<br />
Eleven good bands/artists:<br />
01) AC/DC<br />
02) Guns 'n' Roses<br />
03) Tool<br />
04) Led Zeppilin<br />
05) The Red Hot Chillie Peppers<br />
07) Stone Temple Pilots<br />
08 ) Metallica<br />
09) Muse<br />
10) System of a Down<br />
11) Stereogram<br />
<br />
<br />
Ten things about you ... physically:<br />
01) White-ish<br />
02) Dark, long,brown,lank hair.<br />
03) Deep Brown eyes<br />
04) Normal figure ( not too thin not  fat)<br />
05) 5'10 or so....<br />
06) Large hands.<br />
07) A strong pair of legs...haha.<br />
08 ) Acne (Not too bad these days  though)<br />
09) Broad shoulders.<br />
10) Hairy.<br />
<br />
<br />
Nine good friends:<br />
01) Tyler<br />
02) Tom<br />
03) Nick<br />
04) Ray<br />
05) Jay<br />
06) Niki<br />
07) Robin<br />
08 ) Gwyn<br />
09) Riki<br />
<br />
Eight favorite foods/drinks:<br />
01) Icecream<br />
02) Cheesecake<br />
03) Pizza Hut<br />
04) Chocolate<br />
06) Creme Brule (sp Nick?)<br />
07) Choc Milk<br />
08 ) Pasta<br />
<br />
Seven things you wear daily:<br />
01) My Skin<br />
02) Underwear (contrary to the popular  belief) <br />
03) Pants<br />
04) My hair<br />
05) A grin<br />
06) Shoes <br />
07) Socks<br />
<br />
<br />
Six things that annoy you:<br />
01) Little child brats.<br />
02) Looking over my shoulder.<br />
03) Craig Mitchell.<br />
04) Bitchy Hoes.<br />
05) Tryhard Rap/HipHop.<br />
06) Crap T.V.<br />
<br />
<br />
Five things you touch everyday:<br />
01) Hehehe...<br />
02) Air<br />
03) My hair<br />
04) Food... yum<br />
05) Carpet<br />
<br />
<br />
Four shows you watch:<br />
01) The O.C.!<br />
02) Smallville<br />
03) The Simpsons<br />
04) SpoungeBob.<br />
<br />
<br />
Three places you go regularly:<br />
01) Kuratau<br />
02) Wellington<br />
03) Bed<br />
<br />
Two of your favorite books:<br />
01) Harlequin<br />
02) White Teeth<br />
03) LOTR 1<br />
04) LOTR 2<br />
04) LOTR 3<br />
<br />
One person you want to see right now:<br />
01) Niki or Gwyn<br />
<br />
Ok people, choose a half to fill out!<br />
<br />
One famous person you want to sleep  with:<br />
01) Camron Diaz<br />
<br />
Two bad habits you have:<br />
01) Biting my nails<br />
02) Interuppting people<br />
<br />
Three people you want to  maim/kill/butcher in a frenzy of blood:<br />
01) George Bush<br />
02) Craig Mitchell<br />
03) Chingy<br />
<br />
Four alcoholic beverages you enjoy:<br />
01) Canterbury Creme<br />
02) Port<br />
03) Baileys<br />
04) Moonshine<br />
<br />
Five things you bought/but on layby  recently:<br />
01) Stereo (bought)<br />
02) Haha, you'll see! (layby)<br />
03) a Chicken Burger (bought)<br />
04) Tombraider CD (bought)<br />
05) Hacky Sack (layby. Haha, nah,  bought)<br />
<br />
Six things you couldn't live without:<br />
01) Air<br />
02) Music<br />
03) Food<br />
04) Females<br />
05) Emotion (although I 'spose I could  once I had lost it)<br />
06) DA<br />
<br />
Seven things you want to do before you  die:<br />
01) Bungy Jump<br />
02) Have a fivesome, me being the only  male.<br />
03) Kill someone<br />
04) Go to those nine bands concerts  (spose some of those won't happen now)<br />
05) Wresle Sidney, our psycotic Alpaca<br />
06) Be three kilometers underground<br />
07) Start a war<br />
<br />
Eight things you want:<br />
01) A Tool CD<br />
02) An Aston Martin V12 Vanquish (Any  Aston Martin for that matter)<br />
03) A '68 Corvette Stingray<br />
04) A licence, haha!<br />
05) A mansion in Cali., or Cuba<br />
06) The worlds population to be cut  into a 10th of what it is now.<br />
07) For deserving people to succeed.<br />
08 ) A decent sword.<br />
<br />
Nine skills you wish you had:<br />
01) The abilty to draw a Great English  War Bow<br />
02) To play the Electric Guitar<br />
03) And the Drums<br />
04) To be <i>really</i> coordinated<br />
05) To attract females like flies to  meat<br />
06) ESP (Extra Sensory Perception)<br />
07) To forget or remember as I wished.<br />
08 ) To be so Charismatic that I could  command people<br />
09) To draw well<br />
<br />
Ten things you wish you had never done:<br />
01) Eat that bloody lasagne from Mum's  friend!<br />
02) By all those bad CDs<br />
03) Go psycotic at school<br />
04) Fall in love with Niki<br />
05) Betrayed mums trust<br />
06) Buy a GameCube<br />... ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Annoyed.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2004 00:47:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My mum has a freind (called Penny)  around at our place for a couple of  days, and they're really Ignorant, I  told Penny that I do Poetry, yet they  insist on staying in here and talking,  disrubting my concentration...Arg. I  should really be studying...oh well.  Um, I've been putting up heaps of work  at the moment, in case you haven't  noticed, so now I'm all worked out.  (For the time being.)<br />
What else? I think I'll start hanging  out in the art room with Gwyneth, who's  heaps cool, and the art room's a good  place to hang out. The mornings are  bloody cold these days, not a good time  to be living in a shed! (Walls about  the thickness of 3 sheets of paper.)<br />
I've also made a desicion on my Poetry,  all/most titles will be one word. One  very powerful word. Emotion mostly.<br />
Oh, and I've decided to make a collage  from crap photos of people. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> It's a  good idea, you'll see!<br />
<br />
Read my stuff!<br />
Chill out!<br />
Fuck the system!<br />
Break it down!<br />
Umm, yeah, k then, alrighty then.<br />
<br />
Yep, see you all later. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Update.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2004 00:34:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, as you have noticed, (I'm sure) I  have put up about half of Chapter  2...comments appreciated. I figured  that it'll be far too long to read in  one sitting on a computer otherwise.<br />
I'v also put up some...ah...<i>new</i> poetry,  which I hope you like.<br />
I'm also considering writing a new  short story for the KM Awards, and I  hope it'll be good. Don't worry, you'll  get to read it.<br />
Not much has been happening, exams  coming up, and the ball, and winter,  and my birthday. Ok, so the latter's  like 8-9 months away, what's the diff?<br />
Anywho, I just thought I'd put another  journal up, keep it regular, keep you  guys updated with my awesomely  fast-paced life.<br />
<br />
P.S. I plan to work on a couple of  unfinished short works, maybe some  poetry, this w/e.<br />
<br />
Peace out! ]]></description>
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                <title>Must. Finish. Chapter.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2004 04:00:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Mood: Tired<br />
<br />
Listening to: Lazy Sunday 1<br />
<br />
Ok, umm, yep, at the end of this entry,  I'm gonna do a shitload of work on the  second chapter that some of you want,  just let me tell you about whats been  happening.<br />
<br />
We have recently had Air force and Navy  representitives at school....gotta say,  it looks pretty mad! May join them  before I go to UCOL or something...<br />
<br />
The Second chapter will be titled:  Questions Answered.<br />
And I don't think there is a better  name for it. However, the  letter....yes, the letter....I feel it  tells too much, I'm a little cut-up  about it....I would like to maintain an  element of suprise, but let the reader  have at least some idea about whats  going to happen...although I don't  REALLY know all to well myself. Any  thoughts, offers, suggestions, greatly  appreciated. Perhaps I just shouldn't  have the letter opened in this chapter?  Would anyone like to read it and give  me an idea of what I can do with it??<br />
<br />
Woohoo! I have a meeting thing for  short story writers, 10 am Monday! It  should be interesting. Mayhaps SHE  could give me ideas.<br />
<br />
The school had a humourus little  treasure hunt prob. solving thing  today, quite cool, in a nerdy, find out  the hieght of the flagpole-ish way.<br />
<br />
Tomorrow:<br />
-Go to sunbed.<br />
-Find out account balance.<br />
-Buy Hacky Sack.<br />
-Look through $10 bin in Mango.<br />
-Go to movie.<br />
-Go to Toms, with photos to scan.<br />
-Get $20 for mum.<br />
-Get up at about 10.<br />
<br />
Oh, and I'm thinking about entering the  BNZ short story comp...But thier word  count are too high and low. Low, for a  short story of 3000 words, and too  high, for 750. The breaking of Termus  is around 600, stands alone nicely, and  that and Chapter 1 are like 4k. Chapter  1 doesn't stand alone. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Last one, Just for Nick, and still enlightening!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2004 01:01:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Full name: Edward Kerrison  Atkinson-Saul<br />
Nicknames: Barnicals, Barney, Barns,  Ed, Eddy, Barnigga.<br />
1) Single or Taken: (sniffle) Single...<br />
2) Sex: Male.<br />
3) Birthday: December 17<br />
4) Sign: Sagg, but after extensive  research, Scorpio.<br />
6) Hair color: Dark Brown<br />
7) Eye color: Brown.<br />
Height: Bout 1.8 Metres<br />
9)Shoe Size: 11<br />
<br />
*~ R e l a t i o n s h i p s~* <br />
1) Who are your best friends? Tyler,  Tom, Opthalmos, Ray, Jay, Nick, Daniel,  Brooke, Riki, Nikki, Sophie, Monique,  Gwyneth, Robin, Gareth, Casey, Fran,  Julian, Mark, Brittany, Myself, Clare,  Amanda (deep breath), Angus Young, Axl,  Danielle, Ellen, Harmony, Aaron,  Harmonys friend, Tong, Jason, My mum,  Nashi, Gideon, that stoned guy, Storm,  Anna, Chanelle, Vanessa, Naaman, and  others...wow, best went out the window!<br />
2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:  Her names Gloria...No.<br />
3) Are you sending this to your  crush?Wow, I hope not.<br />
4) Did your crush send this to you? I  doubt it.<br />
<br />
*-;-* F a s h i o n S t u f f *-;-* <br />
1) Where is your favorite place to  shop? Recycled Clothing!<br />
2) Any tattoos or piercings? Nope.<br />
<br />
*-;-* T h e E x t r a S t u f f *-;-* <br />
1) Do you do drugs? Yes.<br />
2) What kind of shampoo do you use?  Don't know, don't care.<br />
3) What are you most scared of? Falling  from heights, Bubonic Plague, Atomic  Kitten, Getting half-crushed, being  sliced up by panes of glass that have  fallen from buildings.<br />
4) What are you listening to right now?  Quite Riot- Cum on feel the noise.<br />
6) Who is the last person that called  you? Aaron, I spose.<br />
7) Where do you want to get married at?  The Chapel 'o' Love.<br />
How many messenger buddies do you have  on right now? <br />
Comps too buggered for that.<br />
<br />
<br />
*-;-* F a v o r I t e s *-;-* <br />
1) Colour: Black and a maroony red. <br />
2) Number: 69/666<br />
3) Food: Chinese<br />
4) Boy's name: Xavier or Mercedes.<br />
5) Girl's Name: Xanth or  Christelle...Sorry future kids.<br />
6) Subjects in school: Media Studies or  Lvl 1 Eng.<br />
7) Favorite Animal(S)?: Dogs, or  Rhinos.<br />
<br />
<br />
-;-* H a v e Y o u E v e r *-;-* <br />
1) Given anyone a bath? No.<br />
2) Smoked: yea<br />
3) Bungee jumped? Are you offering? No,  I would love to though.<br />
4) Broken the law: Many times.<br />
5) Made yourself throw-up? Dont think  so...<br />
6) Gone skinny-dipping? lol yea way  back in the day<br />
7) Been in love? Still am.<br />
Made yourself cry to get out of  trouble: Probably.<br />
<br />
*-;-* F i r s t T h i n g T h a t C o m  e s T o M i n *-;-* <br />
1)Red:Shed.<br />
2)cow: Bitch.<br />
3)Socks: Masturbating.<br />
<br />
<br />
*-;-* F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s *-;-*  <br />
1) Do you like filling these out? This  one was good.<br />
2) How many people are you sending this  to? anyone who is watching me.<br />
3)Who will send it back? Ha, Noone!<br />
4) Gold or Silver? Gold...Bling Bling!<br />
6)What is the last film you saw at the  cinema? Jesus, must've been Freddy vs  Jason!<br />
7) Favorite cartoon character?Cartman,  Samurai Jack, and Brian. <br />
What do you have for breakfast in the  morning? Crackers, and a lemon bar  thingy<br />
9) Who would you hate being locked in a  room with? Craig Mitchell<br />
10) Who would u like being locked in a  room with? Yes, I am really gonna share  that with the people who go to my  school!<br />
11) Whats ur favorite non alcoholic  beverage? Pineapple or Apple juice.<br />
12) whats your favorite alchoholic  beverage? Drambui, or Canterbury Cream.<br />
13) Are you scared yet? A little. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Crack back into it.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2004 08:02:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As you will have noticed, I have put a  new poem up, and that has spurred me a  bit to put a bit more into Termus'  story, (working title) and it promises  to be quite long...bout 2k words on its  own...I have too much poetry, I don't  wanna be seduced by its shortness. 3AM  now, time to shower, then sleep  methinks. Um, I'll put some more work  into chapt. 2 tomorrow. ]]></description>
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                <title>Been 'unavailable'...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2004 02:12:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well...went to Wellington. Did some  fishing, caught some fish, and a 1.5  metre shark, at about 50-60  pounds...should get the photo  eventually, try get it posted.<br />
 Went to my cousins place,got drunk 'n'  high...no parties, dammit! Watched some  DVDs....did A LITTLE stuff online, you  know how it goes.<br />
 Got the Guns 'n' Roses best  of...Riki'll hate me for that.<br />
 Not to worry tho, I've got some good  stuff I'll be posting maybe tomorrow.<br />
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All in all, I went out on the holidays  on a high note. ]]></description>
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                <title>Current objectives.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2004 18:50:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, phew, there are a few...<br />
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I am working on two parallel universe  stories, still inspired by  Opthalmos...one'll be quite long, about  2k words, and the other'll be about  500.<br />
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I would also like to refine My mothers  fears, and The one about creatures. I  also have song lyrics in process, but I  doubt those'll get posted.<br />
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I have STARTED chapter 2 to Termus'  story. This doesn't mean It'll be done  any time soon! ]]></description>
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                <title>Re-refresh</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2004 02:13:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Shit, sorry.<br />
Now that some of your taste for my main  story has been sated (a little, bar  Nick), you will notice this influx of  poetry, but now I'm writing yet another  short story, and you should like it,  for it is inspired by a great series of  pics submitted by a certain Opthalmos.  (check it out)<br />
It will be a tad cheesy, buy I shan't  tell you any more about it. In the  meantime, feel free to have a look at  my new poem. <br />
 So I am going to desend to the place  of inspiration itself, Wellington for  the w/e, to stay with Pa.<br />
 The skip bin gets picked up on friday,  so tomorrow I will need to get  cracking, on my 'art' and the skip.  Coupled with my new job, I expect to  have my hands full. 'Holidays' my  arse!!!!<br />
 I am whoring myself in the thumbshare  forum, though many are too lazy to read  text, a new level of lazyness!<br />
 Um, yeah, I think thats all thats  happened since I wrote last, so have a  blast! <br />
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Honestly, this poetry things going too  far, I need to go to the bar....Lol.<br />
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P.S. The NZ'ers here...you know that  new coke ad? That bit where he goes  'For EVERYONEOFUS!!!' is that not the  coolest little cry you've ever heard??  Sorry, just heard it on telly. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>Hooray! The first chapter, complete!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2004 05:54:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ At long last, the first chapter is  complete!!<br />
 This is a changing time in my time on  DA! If you wanna have a look at it,  feel free!<br />
 So a friend of Mas has called in, and  I did about 4 hours manual labour  today...tired Barnicals. Um, also my  irrataing cousins called in today...the  next generation of gamer, one of them,  good for 8!<br />
 This was mainly for the announcement  of the first chapter of this fantasy  story, anyone who hasn't read that,  you're more than welcome...<br />
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Apparently, you can always get warm  agian. ]]></description>
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                <title>Cornflakes.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2004 18:18:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The olds olds have just called in, just  as I was gonna right this....<br />
 Cornflakes are yum. The trick is to  put your sugar on immediately after the  milk, that way the milk is absorbed by  the sugar, and the cornflakes on the  top don't just go soggy. I also like to  put jam on top of mine, so as to give  it a bit of extra kick.<br />
 So I've started writing the first  chapter, The road to Resion, and I'm  about 2/3rds of the way through it.<br />
 For the next week, I am gonna be  helping mum with cleaning out the  sheds, as she has hired a huge skip bin  for the week.<br />
 Oh well, better go be polite...<br />
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Peace Out! ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>And proud of it!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2004 03:43:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well I have written a bit of a prelude  to a story...at least, it will be a  prelude if I get good responses about  it!<br />
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Have a look, tell me what you think! ]]></description>
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                <title>Guys, spur me onwards!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2004 01:44:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Jeez, not even a note of support or  anything, and I've ground to a halt.  Not saying theres nothing there, I just  need a boost. If bloody Tom and Rick  would scan my work, I would at least  have a submission of bloody SOMETHING!<br />
 I feel like a cheap prostitute; a  spanish one, too.<br />
With crooked teeth. And Herpes. And  Genital Warts.<br />
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 CROOKED TEETH!!!<br />
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 Do you see why I need support here?? ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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                <title>At long last...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2004 21:05:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I finally have plans for the  whole story thing, though I cant draw  faces very well at all to give you all  an idea, but oh well I spose you  guys'll just have to live with it.<br />
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I have a map though, and for the  fantasy genre thats pretty important.  Next in line: The glossary!<br />
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Should flesh it out a bit, for before  (or after) you read the story. I  personally hate reading s***loads on a  computer, and I'm a fairly slow typer;  the story can be expected to be about  1000 words, 2k tops. ]]></description>
                <author>~Barnicals</author>
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