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Anyway, back on topic, I have decided not to completely forsake this account like so many of my peers have begun to do! No, not at all! I intend to do the very opposite! Art shall be uploaded to this website and people will behold it and say "Well gee! Look at that!" And all will be good.

Just you watch, you guys, things are going to rock. Hard. And I mean it this time. Watch, I'll go upload something right now.

Hah, you thought I'd just leave you all hanging, huh? Well no, I wasn't.

Anyway, I forgot what I was going to write after all of that, so I'll just stop talking now.

]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/19366985/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/19366985/ Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:27:08 PDT
Before I start, I'd like to inform everyone that it is late, so I am not functioning at 100% syntax power full charge Chodenji Spiral Energy G-stone Minovsky Particle Photon Power Super Alloy-Z Color Timer Plutonium Bill at the moment. So bare with me if certain phrases do not parse properly or my grammar and choice of words is spotty in places (such as the last paragraph.)

Today/Tonight/For the moment, I have decided to talk about something that all members of Deviantart are probably very familiar with, and that's journals about quizzes.

Personally, the entire concept of these quizzes escapes me. I fail to see the end result of answering all those questions, but the point is, people eat them up.

The most confusing part of them to me is that after users complete the task of answering untold amounts of questions with varying degrees of dirty secret telling, they undergo the act of "Tagging" one another. To my knowledge, this involves forcing others to go through the very hell they just experienced.

I have been a victim of this act. But rather than actually doing the quizzes like any smart or extremely stupid person would do, I've decided to do something much harder.

And that is make a quiz that covers every single aspect of these quizzes and does it A MILLION AND TEN TIMES BETTER!!!

So, my friends, without any further ado, open your mind, and I shall transport you to another realm.

SUPER DUPER DEVIANTART QUIZZZZZZZZU


1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!?

I go by many names, who's to say which is my true title? Yet, in the end, I am most commonly known as but one.

Mud.

2. DO YOU LIKE MUSIC IF SO WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE I HOPE IT'S GOOD!

Yes, I do in fact like music, and it is in fact good! Thank you for asking!

3. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS THAT LIVE UNDERGROUND!??

Nope, can't say that I do.

OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT SON!! YOU DONE ACENDED TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF PEN AND PAPER!!! BITCH BETTER HOLD ON, BECAUSE HERE COMES QUIZ LEVEL TWOOOOOOO!!!

1) What do you like the most about yourself when you're eating food? I suppose it's the fact that I can even eat at all. I'd hate to be a consumption cripple.

2) What is the thing you hate the most about what people think about your favorite thing about yourself that molds your behavior as a functioning member of society? It is probably that people could be a bit too condescending about how my wit allows me to act as a barkeep in the middle of the night.

3) HAVE YOU EVER KILLED A MAN!? Define "Man."

I SURE DO LIKE CHECK BOXES. CHECK THEM OUT!!

SECTION 1, THE BASICS.

[X] I am alive.
[X] I am of woman born.
[X] I have yet to die.
[X] I have been alive for more than twelve seconds.
[] I have died only once before.
[] I have died many times before.
[] I just died.
[X] I am a male.
[] I am a female.
[] Other.

SECTION 2, THE SUB-BASICS.

[X] I drink soda.
[X] I drink things other than soda.
[X] I need to eat things.
[X] I eat everyday.
[X] I like animals.

SECTION 3, THE SEXUAL TOPICS.

[X] I am a heterosexual.
[] I am a bisexual.
[] I have no sex drive and have no intention to gain one.
[] I am a big gay queer.
[] I have had sex.
[X] I am a virgin.
[X] I like bears.
[X] I toy with the hearts of men.
[X] I stay true to my man.
[] I am aroused by potted plants.
[] I enjoy having sex with children.
[X] I do not have sex with children.
[X] I do not enjoy having sex with children.
[] My favorite movie starts with an L. (I was always unable to pick my favorite movie.)

SECTION 4, MISCELLANEA AND DEVIANTART ESSENTIALS.

[X] I have consumed alcohol.
[] It was illegal.
[] I have done heavy drugs.
[] I have done light drugs.
[X] I can drive cars really fast.
[X] What is your favorite animal?
[X] Miles "Tails" ProwerxChaos 6 is the only true pairing.
[X] Goku.
[X] Naruto.
[X] Cloud.
[X] Video game.
[X] Anime cured my autism.

SECTION 5.

[] I have depression and I have just killed myself.
[] I have depression and I have not killed myself yet.
[] I am unhappy with... ]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/16228230/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/16228230/ Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:20:04 PST
1. Do you sleep in your bra?.
I DO NOT SLEEP.

2. Have you kissed any one on your top list?
I DO NOT LIKE LISTS.

3. Are you happy with your looks?
I AM NOT A FISH.

4. Do you enjoy drama?
YES, MORE PEOPLE NEED TO GO TO THE SHOW

5. Are you a girly girl?
I WOULD TOTALLY RIDE A FLAMING UNICORN THAT LEFT TRAILS OF POSIES WHEN IT FLIES AND COULD BECOME A SUBMARINE.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
A BLACK SHARPIE. IT IS NICE.

7. Small or large purses?
My idea of a good purse is one that doubles as a fortress, so large I suppose.

8. Are you short?
NAY.

9. Do you like someone?
My favorite soda is Root Bear.

10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
Depends which butt.

11: Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Swow ejic bott.

12. Do you think you're conceited?
NAY.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
YES.

14. Are you double jointed?
I DO NOT KNOW, MAYBE. I HOPE SO, I'D BE THE TOAST OF THE TOWN THEN! WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GIRLISH WHATEVERS?

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
A bathtub.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
NOST.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
You know, I bet there is at least one and I blame this very challenge for that.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Occasionally, but generally no.

20. How many guys will read this just because it says- Girl Confessions?
FIVE-THOUSAND AND ONE.


[ ] I do wear make up.
I sure wish I knew what I do at this section. I mean, I honestly can't tell if I uncheck the box or if I change the way it's written or what. BUT THE ENIGMATIC CYCLONE SHALL NOT BE DAUNTED BY SUCH A MINOR HINDRANCE!!

[x] I have cried at a movie theater.
When I was little, I wanted a popcorn and did not get a popcorn. I cried because that popcorn meant the world to me. Sometimes, late at night, I lay in bed and think to myself what life would be like if I got that popcorn and silently cry myself to sleep.

[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
Uh, I guess I can? It doesn't seem like such a hard thing to do. Girls have mouths for eyes I guess. I think that's what mascara's for.

[x] I get jealous.
Someone else had that popcorn, I just know it...

[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
I DO NOT LIKE HIS BOOTS.

[x] Everyone knows I love to laugh.
I SUPPOSE, I REALLY CAN'T SAY.

[] I like death/grind/black metal.
That is a dumb emoticon and I hate it.

[] I like rap.
That one is pretty dumb too.

[] I like techno.
And this one.

[] I like country.
This guy is pretty cool, though.

[ ] I carry a purse.
I can't really carry around a death-fortress, let alone own one, so nope.

[ ] I’d be lost without my computer.

[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.

[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.

[ ] I own a boy band CD.

[ ] I get bored watching football.


[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
Just brat, sure. But never spoiled, I'm polite for that.

[x] Guys are confusing.
One time, there was this one guy, and he was REALLY REALLY FAT, and he said that we were freaks and were all going to explode. But then we didn't explode. I didn't like that guy.

[ ] I’ve been called a bad influence.

[ ] My friends are the best.
Now, that all depends on what you mean by the best. Best could mean a lot of HEY GUYS, MY NAME IS A GOOD NAME OH BOY!!

[ ] I have a piercing other then my ears.

Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your bra that your wearing?
NAY.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
NAY.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
... ]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/15072639/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/15072639/ Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:22:51 PDT yippe yai yoooo yippe yai yey!

jownny cash ish meh hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sporks on fire?

I dunnown bekus im alehandro not really hhoooooooooooooooooomomomaowagerhigrwOJA EHT

I HAVE NO IDE WAT THE HECK I'M ON FIRE!

]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/13684885/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/13684885/ Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:58:03 PDT
Now some of you may be thinking "Hey buddeh, why in the world would you want a herd of baby mammoths? I mean, wouldn't full grown mammoths be better in the long run? You do realize that a baby mammoth will not stay a baby, right? Just checking." Well, I have my reasons. And these reasons are very super secret and not just anyone may hear them.

Now, if any of you have any information at all on where I can acquire a herd of baby mammoths or can lead to such a happening, please let me know at once. Either that or give me some as a present, that would rock and you'd be my best friend for life.

Totally.

]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/13516790/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/13516790/ Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:48:25 PDT
Alright, I think I should explain the reason behind my imminent destruction so I think I'll go back a few minutes.

It was like any other not doing anything, just kinda sitting and using the Information Superhighway, as most people these days do, when I happen upon something next to my keyboard.

"That's odd" I say, thinking aloud "What could possibly be next to my keyboard other than some odd purple apparatus and a packet of Oxygen Absorber featuring a silly child that is consuming much to the distress of his entire body?"

Being the curious young lad that I am (What with the ADHD and all) I pick up the enigmatic object before me and observed it.

Little did I know how poor a move that was on my part...

"Huh? A Chuck E. Cheese's token that, judging from its markings, is from the year 2003? What is such a thing like this doing next to my keyboard?" Suddenly a strange feeling came over myself, as if I was in the middle of the deepest depths of the ocean and an undiscovered species of deepsea whale just relived itself on me, or if a sparrow just came alight on the tip of my tongue only to punch me right in the stomach with his tiny, feathery sparrow fist shortly thereafter.

Grotesque and foreign thoughts filled my head, images of things I can't hope to comprehend flew by my mind's eye, but only one truly left an impression.

"I wonder what will happen if I were to scan this?"

God help me.


Here's the resulting picture from me scanning it in case you're wondering. [link]

]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/12574017/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/12574017/ Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:44:08 PDT
The first card out of the five is one of "Pete" the beetle, apparently named after the worst member of the Beatles ever. This is the card that I have tested out in the field and whose power I am aware of. When used this card seems to grant a perfect disguise in order to slip away when in danger in some way or another. Although I have already discovered what this card can do, I feel that I still need to perform more tests to find the extent of its power and help solve the mystery of the other cards and maybe find the true power of the other cards as well.

The third in the set is of a praying mantis by the name of Tim. While this one seems to be the main one of the set, it also seems to be the weakest. It's not of the highest priority as of now, but I'm still studying this one a bit.

The second one in the set is of Jenny the praying mantis, who I'm assuming is the girl friend of Tim. It appears that the makers of these cards seem to believe that female mantids are just like male ones but with bows and "worser drawn". This card is getting the least amount of my attention because it seems to be connected with Tim somehow and I haven't figured out the power of that one as of yet.

The fourth card in the set is of Wisp the wasp. This card has me the most mystified. I have only been able to find one thing out, that it seems Wisp can be ridden.

The fifth and final of the cards is of "Ants THE HIVE". This card has some kind of energy to it, some kind of energy that fills my entire body with dread. This card is far too dangerous for me to perform any studies upon at the moment. But I know for sure that this card is the most powerful by a significant margin.


So I was watching the Heathcliff and Marmaduke show today and came back very very confused.

After the theme song that made little sense the show started with a Marmaduke cartoon in which he helped his owner's kids win a baseball game by cheating in a rather silly manner. Aside from Marmaduke sounding like Astro but dumber the entire cartoon was rather mediocre.

However, right afterwards a segment titled "Marmaduke's Riddles" came on. The scene started with Marmaduke chasing a butterfly. The voice-over of Marmaduke's small boy owner saying "Want to hear a dirty joke?" came up shortly afterwards, immediately followed by the girl owner replying "YEAH!" with no hesitation at all, not being able to stand one more second of not hearing a dirty joke from her little brother. Mouth watering at the mere possibly of hearing a joke so fowl, so DISGUSTING, so UNSPEAKABLE THAT IT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS "DIRTY"!!!

"Marmaduke fell in the mud." Just being able to tell this joke caused the young boy to go into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. So uncontrollable that it didn't even sound human anymore. Not even sentient anymore. Just laughing. Laughing in such a way it'd make a baby cry. It'd make glass break. It'd cause an entire populous to consecutively shiver and look in one direction. Straight at where that boy was standing.

By the time all of this has happened the people at home would have already seen Marmaduke chase the butterfly into a bush, be attacked by a much bigger butterfly from the same bush, and jump over a fence into a large mud puddle.

The girl then said to the boy "Want to hear a clean joke?" "No." Said the boy bluntly. "He took a bath!" said the girl, ignoring the boy. And so, with a simple bad follow-up to a joke, the girl killed the boy's laughter that shook the entire world.

Then came the Heathcliff portion of the show! The episode started with a crocodile emerging from the sewers complaining about his immense hunger. Cut to our lovely feline friend Heathcliff! Digging around a trash can for food as always I see! "This is a meal fit for a king!" Said Heathcliff. "I guess it'll just have to do for me."

He continues to scrummage around the trash can when the aquatic reptile from earlier shows up! Our orange striped friend makes a remark about hero sandwiches. The Crocodile proceeds to bite Heathcliff's head off.

I stopped watching at that point.

]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/11832707/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/11832707/ Thu, 15 Feb 2007 23:15:21 PST
Welp, I have returned victorious from The Animation Show and let me tell you, IT WAS AWESOME. Pretty much every thing there was awesome, so much so that I got the DVD thing of the last two shows. The best animations there if you ask me were Don Hertzfeldt's "Everything Will Be OK", Shane Acker's "9" and Run Wrake's "Rabbit". It was a very amazing showcase (not as amazing as the Brothers if you ask me) and I will defiantly go the next time this rolls around. Also it's my birthday Friday. REPRESENT!

]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/11451028/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/11451028/ Mon, 15 Jan 2007 17:33:02 PST man were porter of hell-gate, he should have
old turning the key.

Knock,
knock, knock! Who's there, i' the name of
Beelzebub? Here's a farmer, that hanged
himself on the expectation of plenty: come in
time; have napkins enow about you; here
you'll sweat for't.

Knock,
knock! Who's there, in the other devil's
name? Faith, here's an equivocator, that could
swear in both the scales against either scale;
who committed treason enough for God's sake,
yet could not equivocate to heaven: O, come
in, equivocator.

Knock,
knock, knock! Who's there? Faith, here's an
English tailor come hither, for stealing out of
a French hose: come in, tailor; here you may
roast your goose.

Knock,
knock; never at quiet! What are you? But
this place is too cold for hell. I'll devil-porter
it no further: I had thought to have let in
some of all professions that go the primrose
way to the everlasting bonfire.

Knocking within
Anon, anon! I pray you, remember the porter.

]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/11098342/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/11098342/ Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:58:56 PST
I only have the unlazyness to update the word and ect. of the day on school days so Hey it's Zalgo! WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!


So I'm in Arizona for a week...yeah...the end...ARE YOU GONNA BE IN MY DREAMS TONIGHT?!?!?!?


In other news; my writing style really needs to be more coherent. Also, I feel like doing something but I don't know what so I'm going to let you people think of something for me to do. Remember guys MAKE IT AWESOME!!

Oh and everyone go check out the Monopoly Casino Forum at Gametalk.com! It's Comedy Gold as far as the eye can see!
[link]

No really guys! I mean it! Go check it out right now! It's the best thing you can do! It's got Faust and Jimmy Durante and The Fabbie Fourie and Not Apple and Duke Fleed and FUN FUN FUN!!!!

GO RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS!!!

]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/10924363/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/10924363/ Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:33:07 PST
As of 12.1.06:

The Word of the day is: Febrile

The Bird of the day is: The Scarlet Macaw

The Day of the day is: Wednesday

and The Soup of the day is: Super Egg Drop.

Apologies to everyone who was misinformed on the pronunciation of the word of the day yesterday, it was an error on my part and if anyone would like to they can send in a letter and receive a gift as an very wholehearted apology from us to you.

So I was watching Kids' WB's Awful programming this morning and this modernization of Tom & Jerry was on, and Tom had a jetpack and was flying around and stuff, so at one point Jerry was chasing after him in a paper airplane, so he and Tom were flying around and they flew over Droopy who was Barbecuing narrowly missing him. "That was a close one." said Droopy, Then Tom flew back and took a bite of Droopy's hot dog. OK HERE COMES THE COMEDY!
"My Wiener." Said Droopy.

]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/10768379/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/10768379/ Sat, 18 Nov 2006 15:57:15 PST [link]

Dear god is this good.

The Word of the yesterday is: Quagga

yesterday Soup am: Egg Drop

]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/10672028/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/10672028/ Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:16:14 PST
As of 11.9.06:

The Word of the day is: Incisive

The Question of the day is: "Who invented the straitjacket?"

The Bird of the day is: The Lammergeier

The Statement to live by of the ever is: "If you don't afraid any sunshine, come on baby!"

and The Soup of the day is: French Onion.

]]> ~BigMacTheMan http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/10512446/ http://BigMacTheMan.deviantart.com/journal/10512446/ Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:47:52 PDT

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye, Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoedown
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner, ah

D'da d'da d'da da da da
D'da d'da d'da da da da
D'da d'da d'da da d'da d'da d'da d'da
Do do do do do do

D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
Do do do do do do

Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rocky you met your match
And Rocky said, doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able

And now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival, ah
Oh yeah, yeah

D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
Do do do do do do

D'do d'do d'do do do do, come on, Rocky boy
D'do d'do d'do do do do, come on, Rocky boy
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
The story of Rocky there

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