http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:BlackLuminaire&section=today deviantART RSS for by:BlackLuminaire en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Fri, 04 Dec 2009 03:16:55 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/28701248/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/28701248/ Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:25:10 PST Why? Because I will be placing actual work on that account, for more professional purposes, and I'd rather not have some things hanging around on my account, and cannot be arsed to delete them.

In short:

Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this wierdness.

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/21315265/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/21315265/ Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:58:45 PST
I will be going as Juji Kabane from the game Gungrave: Overdose. If anyone is interested in finding and attacking me, go on ahead.

(Those willing to fit themselves into a Grave or RB costume will receive >surprise buttsecks< many cookies from me.

Mmkay?

Okay.

OKAY!

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/20568112/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/20568112/ Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:50:11 PDT 1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Marie David... >_< ARRGH

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Don David (Heh, that one's okay)


3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Foslo
(?!!!)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Snake
(shit yeah. like out of fuckin' Metal Gear.)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Spencer Sacramento (kill me)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black French Roast!
(Wow...)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Loer
...

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Choclate Chip
('sright, muthafucka. SOUTH SIDE!)


9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Gambit Walnut Ridge (oh god)

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
(um... I don't do cologne, so...)
Speed Stick Chocolate
(tha sad thing is, I could actually see that be a stripper's name)

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Pac-Man Warhorse
XDXDXD

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/20435175/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/20435175/ Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:03:30 PDT
Well, nothing is imporved.
She's bitchier, lazier, and more of a fatass lazy bitch than ever.

She has been unemployed for a YEAR AND A HALF, we're living in a two-room apartment (note that I said two ROOM, not BEDROOM), I have no clue how she gets the extra hundred dollars a month to pay off the rent because child support doesn't pay enough.

As part of my school's curriculum, I have to get an internship by a certain date (sep. 15), and between the 25 of August and today I already have an interview set up and the guy seems utterly thrilled to have me.

Yeah. That's right you lazy crackwhore. I got a job in TWENTY DAYS. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST GOD DAMN EIGHTEEN MONTHS?!

I can tell you where you've been. You've been on your ass, putting in about 3000 FUCKING HOURS ON MYSPACE.

And then today she has the NERVE to tell me that she's not taking me to school anymore because I 'need to get out more and walk to school'.

Fuck you, mommy dearest.

I hope this internship is paid because if it is, I'm getting an apartment of my own and then my ass is gone.

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/17802080/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/17802080/ Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:20:09 PDT
Yes, Larxene. Her hips don't lie, apparently. Damn you Shakira and your oddly entrancing music! This is what happens when I randomly browse youtube. I run into a random AMV and suddenly my classic-rock addiction goes out the flipping window.

But DAMN if she doesn't have a nice ass. (I'll leave it to you to figure out which female I'm referring to)

I can't help but feel happy with my newfound condition of NOT suffering from writer's block (even though I have't slept in the past few days and at the moment I'm feeling like a sex-crazed butterfly that just vomited a rainbow of baby kittens and has a hangover from drinking too much syrup. [What the hell is that emotion even called?]) and I am working on the twelfth chapter as we speak.
I may or may not be starting a webcomic soon (lord knows everyone and their mother won't give a flying f**k about it.). It'll involve smarmy college students (ironically, all of whom are based off the voices that seem to be fond of arguing inside my head right now), lots of yelling, insulting, psychotic cats, equally psychotic professors, and of course a little romance and some sex jokes here and there.

Speaking of webcomics, go read Questionable Content. It's made of win and cookies, and I WANT an AnthroPC. Pintsize reminds me of GIR, he's so adorable. If I had a scanner I'd draw a picture of him doing something cute like being an underwear ninja and whatnot. (You'd have to read it to get it.)



In other news, I had the most disgusting experience of my entire life the other day.
So I went to the bathroom during fourth period and the second I walk in there's like this really obnoxious stench that was like really familiar and yet not. So I go to do my business and there's an empty condom wrapper in the urinal and I'm thinking 'oh well so someone had sex in here recently. No big deal.' Well guess what? BIG DEAL. They left the condom itself (full even) draped over the door handle so I couldn't leave, and there weren't any paper towels and there were LIQUIDS on the counter like someone had an orgy on top of the sink.
And it's a little known fact that I'm a total germaphobe, so I came close to throwing up.
ugh. with a capital 'ugh'.


Anywho on another note I'm sorely tempted to go play a Beach Boys album full-blast to a bunch of emo kids. Just for shiggles.

Also, GIRLS ARE EVIL BECAUSE THEY KNOW I CAN'T RESIST THE POUTY FACE AND THEY USE IT ANYWAY ARRRRRRGH.

Advertising me to others on deviantart will of course result in many cookies being distributed.

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/15986565/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/15986565/ Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:55:22 PST

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/15148321/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/15148321/ Sat, 20 Oct 2007 19:02:48 PDT He was admitted to the hospital for a heart attack, and they said he would recover, but over the course of the night he took a turn for the worst, and his heart stopped at 1:00 this morning.

David Foster, thank you for your time on this earth, and may God watch over you in death, just as you watched over me in life.

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/14912579/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/14912579/ Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:57:14 PDT I'm pregnant.










No, really. Remember the infamous 'XIII days of Christmas' I promised to finish but never did?

Well this Christmas I'll be continuing it (and finishing as well), so goody for me.
Also, I'll throw in a Halloween piece while I'm at it. Something to do with Akatsuki or whatever.

On another note, 777 PAGEVIEWS. W007s to the MOTHER FREAKING N007s.

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/14527779/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/14527779/ Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:43:36 PDT Oh so happy....
I feel happy because I have COFFFEEEEEEEE!

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/12551430/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/12551430/ Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:34:59 PDT
It's like something inside me is dying...

I don't know how much more I can take before I snap...

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/12508995/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/12508995/ Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:14:49 PDT So people, BlackLuminaire orders you to go out and read Fight Club. No really. Go now.

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/12243823/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/12243823/ Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:39:49 PDT She's threatening to kick me out of th house because the dishes aren't getting done when in fact, I spent all day Sunday JUST CLEANING THE FUCKING DISHES.
And I'm thinking that she doesn't have any shit to do over the weekends, because apparently she has enough time to SIT ON HER FAT ASS ON MYSPACE AND TALK TO HER NUMEROUS BOYFRIENDS WHILE I'M WORKING MY ASS OFF, WHEN I HAVE AN ESSAY DUE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, WHICH BY THE WAY I DID NOT GET A CHANCE TO FINISH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

And the worst part? When I explained this to her and told her to go fuck herself, she threw a god damn pitcher at my head, and TRIED to throw a coffee mug, then bitched at me because there was now glass all over the floor from the shattered mug. And this is all at one o clock in the morning, mind you.

I tried to ignore it. I tried, really I did. I tried turning my headphones up as loud as I could to drown out the rage (you'd be surprised what some good classic rock can do for your mood), and the whore had the NERVE to tell me that I wasn't supposed to be listening to music while I was working. I had to go into my room and scream into a pillow because I swear to god, my hands were SHAKING, I was so pissed. Then I reduced my favorite wooden sword to splinters while beating repeatedly on my desk chair with it.

...

I think I need therapy, because if I don't get help soon, I'm going to kill something. No, really. I haven't been this pissed off at anyone, like EVER.

Either that, or I need to go curl up with my cat and watch some anime, preferably very violent anime.

...

Seriously. PURE, UNADULTERATED HATRED.

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/12124149/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/12124149/ Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:40:55 PST But I dug up some chamomile and drank it, and holy sheisse, where has this crap BEEN all my life?
On another note, FAVORITES WITHOUT REVIEWS ANGER ME.

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/10891788/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/10891788/ Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:59:46 PST For each of the thirteen days leading up to Christmas, I will post one Organization XIII-related, Christmas-themed art.
So, on December 11-23, you can expect one submission each day. Whoopee!
So, new submission in... wow. thirteen days.
Haha, I made a funny.
And yes, I know 13 is usually associated with Halloween, but I do not care.

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]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/10377728/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/10377728/ Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:22:58 PDT people are just ignoring me lately, and my family's falling apart...
I'm just gonna go watch red vs. blue or something. god knows i need a laugh.

]]> ~BlackLuminaire http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/10366977/ http://BlackLuminaire.deviantart.com/journal/10366977/ Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:37:34 PDT Bite me.
So yeah, just got IMVU and it frickin ROX.
Will post my banner thing later.

]]> ~BlackLuminaire