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It's full of awesomeness and funniest Actually... well... might have a bit... if you look hard enough....

Honestly, this is what I have been doing for my third year, updating this comic 3 times a week with no set days asides from it being between Sunday and Saturday. I hope you can pop on over and tell your friends and I hope I don't offend.

Boomstick

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Seven things which scare you:
1. Martini
2. Fundamentists/Extremeists
3. Chav's breeding Chav's
4. Not improving my art
5. Loosing My right hand, then left, then feet, then mouth so I am unable to draw.... then loosing my torso so I can't do roll-around-in-paint-art
6. Fat peoples overhang's and reverse camel-toes
7. extremely ulgy people

Seven things which you like the most:
1. Socialising
2. Drinking/Partying
3. Drawing/playing computer games
4. Improving my Art
5. Getting Paid to do Art
6. Doing Art for others
7. Getting people drunk

Seven things which are important in your room:
1. The Bed
2. The 4 walls
3. Roof
4. Clothes
5. A floor would be handy
6. Comic book/Books/DVD+video collection
7. Curtains to stop them fecking pervs

Seven things which about you that are random:
1. My ability to drink stupid amounts of stupidly strong (60-80%) Alcohol and being able to live and not get a Hangover (4 pints+6 shots of absinthe and I never vomited or fell over I was impressed getting served twice the legal limit)
2. My Different coloured Eyes that change colour
3. I hate sleeping(even though I do it so much)
4. I got an undieing Hatred towards Martini and other things
5. Waking up next to men/transvestites after partying way to many times
6. I can actually Read
7. I can actually Read my HandWriting

Seven things which you plan to do before you die:
1. To work for Major Computer Gaming company as an Artist
2. Being Happy and Live Comfortible Doing art
3. Get a Vase Knowlegde of random stuff mainly Science
4. Become a Medical Doctor just so I can be Called Doctor John Johnston
5. Name my Child John to piss him/her off
6. Form the Robertion Army and take over the World(only if you got Robert in your name you are allowed to join)
7. To make the world a better place by helping others or making major changes to the world for the better

Seven things which attract you to the opposite sex(this is not in order of importants):
1. That they are the opposite sex
2. All the right organs and parts
3. Curvy(with the curves going the right way not like fat people)
4. Milf's do have their Plus's
5. Being Great in the Sack
6. Having a great personality
7. Good Sense of Humour

Seven things which you say the most:
1. Incoherent Bollocks
2. Incoherent Bollocks
3. Incoherent Bollocks
4. Incoherent Bollocks
5. Incoherent Bollocks
6. Incoherent Bollocks
7. Incoherent Bollocks

Seven celebrities on whom you have crushes(foreign or domestic):
1. Not Fussed
2. any hot female that pops into my mind
3. ^^^
4. ^^^
5. ^^^
6. ^^^
7. ^^^

Seven People whom You want to see take this quiz:
1. don't really care
2. ^^
3. ^^
4. ^^
5. ^^
6. ^^
7. ^^ ]]> ~BoomstickBlitz http://BoomstickBlitz.deviantart.com/journal/5903240/ http://BoomstickBlitz.deviantart.com/journal/5903240/ Mon, 11 Jul 2005 10:28:21 PDT
-- YOUR HERITAGE: Being a complete Idiot, the ability to drink petrol and get away with it, getting infection if blood gets into my absinthe stream.
-- YOUR EYES: blue/yellow/brown/green/hazel.... they change colour, why did I have to be the fucked up winning sperm
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: shotgun fire, explosions and J. Witteneses
-- YOUR FEARS: JW's, Fanatics and Martini


-----------------STATISTICS------------- -----

-- NAME: John Robert Johnston
-- BIRTHDATE: 8th Noverber 1987
-- BIRTHSTONE: Blue Topaz(I think?)
-- ZODIAC: Scorpino
-- PHONE #: stolen
-- CITY: Caldicot
-- STATE: Monmouthshire


-----------------WHAT IS------------------

-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: Morning Glory
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: that they are there
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: projectial vomiting
-- YOUR BEDTIME: why do I have to sleep? it sucks
-- YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: near enough everything, I got shockingly bad memory


-----------------YOU PREFER------------------

-- PEPSI OR COKE: Milk
-- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Single
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: chocolate
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: Tea


-----------------DO YOU------------------

-- SMOKE: no
-- CUSS: Fuck yes(cheesey I know, but piss off)
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: Yes or people complain
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): Sorta
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: University
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: I love it – Yeah its good, I generally fuck up something thou
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: Yes
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: would be Vain to think so
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: ....Hahahhaah
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: I love them
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: Playstation2, seXbox


-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------

-- FLOWN ON A PLANE: Yes
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: yes
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: No
-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT: no
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: Nope
-- BEEN ON STAGE?: Yes
-- CUT YOUR HAIR: my own yes and others
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: wouldn't mind flipping some over.... not having sex with them, just flipping them over would be amusing
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING?: Who needs a Game
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED: ________ Fill in yourself


-----------------THE FUTURE------------------

-- AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: Whenever
-- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: Dr. Strangelove style
-- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: Doctor.... whahaha Bring it on NHS you bitch
--WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT?: Canada


-----------------OPPOSITE/SAME SEX------------------

-- BEST EYE COLOR: Colour doesn't really play into it, its if they are entrancing
-- BEST HAIR COLOR: depends, as long as its good quality
-- SHORT OR LONG HAIR: not fused
-- BEST HEIGHT: I prefere shorter I think they looks more cuter.
-- BEST WEIGHT: slim/average really its if they are curvy(curves in the right places, otherwise thats just wrong)
-- BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: On The End of My Cock! Yeahhh Bitch.....
-- BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: When its not a Man im kissing


-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------

-- NUMBER OF BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS YOU'VE HAD: 3
-- OF KISSES YOU'VE GIVEN: Lost count
-- NUMBER OF PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: more to the point, who can trust me
-- NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: 0
-- NUMBER OF THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: hahahahah

----------------FAVORITES---------------

-- FAV COLOR: Blue/purple
-- DAY/NIGHT: Night
-- SUMMER/WINTER: Winter
-- LACE OR SATIN: Lace
-- FAVE CARTOON CHARACTER: Ethan, Caboose
-- FAVE MOVIES: Loads, Clerks, Batman begins, Aliens, Leon


----------------RIGHT NOW------------------

-- WEARING: Come and find out if you really want to know.... you perv
-- DRINKING: Nothing
-- THINKING ABOUT: My sister to get off the phone to ring my girlfriend and sion
-- LISTENING TO: My sisters horrible laughter and chatting


---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------

-- WORN JEANS: nope
-- MET SOMEONE NEW ONLINE: No
-- DONE LAUNDRY: never done it ever
-- DRIVEN A CAR: No
-- TALKED ON THE PHONE: yes


---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------

-- YOURSELF: well who else is going to?
-- YOUR FRIENDS: what you mean by believe? as in believe in they are there? or Believe that they can shuffle 5... ]]> ~BoomstickBlitz http://BoomstickBlitz.deviantart.com/journal/5528594/ http://BoomstickBlitz.deviantart.com/journal/5528594/ Thu, 02 Jun 2005 06:02:17 PDT
Have Fun ]]> ~BoomstickBlitz http://BoomstickBlitz.deviantart.com/journal/4924172/ http://BoomstickBlitz.deviantart.com/journal/4924172/ Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:25:12 PST If Ro and Co says to stick up my work in my art books, I want to start a fresh and not to lil sketchs but to do completed pieces of art(any of you people who wish to call it art anyways) as ive never ever done a finished painting or drawing. Doing a bit of a Michealano lol, but ahh well I just want to for my shake. Also the pictures ill post will be shit quality cause haven't got an A3 scanner so will be photographing them sadly.... plus also its shite quality art anyways but not the point. Ill be hard at work hopefully over these holidays so ill get some art up and sort out this account.

Have Fun from the Pikey/Boomstick Blitz/John-boy/Bottle of Gillette with Fur. ]]> ~BoomstickBlitz