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                <title>100 themes challenge!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:50:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wassup, peeps?<br /><br />The last month I got to think, and I realized that it's been more than a year since I created my first superhero group, the Watchers, but I almost haven't draw them at all, with the exception of Incendio. I decided to do something about it, so I announce, that I'm oficially into the 100 THEMES CHALLENGE!<br />So you can expect a lot of Watchers drawing while I try to improve some low points of mine and break my head in half trying to come up with ideas for themed drawings. So let this thing begin!<br /><br /><br />The rules<br /><br />1) Make 100 pictures, each picture having a theme listed below. Each picture should have ONE and only ONE theme to it, for it to count.<br /><br />2) No time limit so have fun<br /><br />3) The main picture should be drawn but not limited to. for all fair purposes, people are allowed to use their paint programs and photo shop to create the picture.<br /><br />3) Pictures should be of own artistic ability. You may not edit photos, or break any other rules set out in the DA etiquette policy. Your pictures can be anything from sketches and doodles to great master pieces. Just have fun with it.<br /><br />4) The list below is to be placed somewhere in your journal for others to see that......<br />a)You are in the challenge<br />b)What you have completed<br /><br />5) Make sure to update this list and check off what is done and make a link to the picture.<br /><br />6) In the comments for your art work note if it is part of the list and what ONE theme it is.<br /><br /><br /><br />THE LIST:<br /><br />1. Introduction <a href="http://bowser-bizarre.deviantart.com/art/01-Introduction-66593505">[link]</a><br />2. Love<br />3. Light<br />4. Dark<br />5. Seeking Solace<br />6. Break Away<br />7. Heaven<br />8. Innocence<br />9. Drive<br />10. Breathe Again <a href="http://bowser-bizarre.deviantart.com/art/10-Breathing-74199518">[link]</a><br />11. Memory<br />12. Insanity<br />13. Misfortune<br />14. Smile<br />15. Silence<br />16. Questioning<br />17. Blood<br />18. Rainbow<br />19. Gray<br />20. Fortitude<br />21. Vacation<br />22. Mother Nature<br />23. Cat<br />24. No Time<br />25. Trouble Lurking<br />26. Tears <a href="http://bowser-bizarre.deviantart.com/art/26-Tears-70879349">[link]</a><br />27. Foreign<br />28. Sorrow<br />29. Happiness<br />30. Under the Rain<br />31. Flowers <a href="http://bowser-bizarre.deviantart.com/art/31-Flowers-66594922">[link]</a><br />32. Night<br />33. Expectations<br />34. Stars<br />35. Hold My Hand<br />36. Precious Treasure<br />37. Eyes<br />38. Abandoned<br />39. Dreams<br />40. Rated<br />41. Teamwork<br />42. Standing Still<br />43. Dying<br />44. Two Roads<br />45. Illusion<br />46. Family<br />47. Creation<br />48. Childhood<br />49. Stripes<br />50. Breaking the Rules <a href="http://bowser-bizarre.deviantart.com/art/50-Breaking-the-rules-90651575">[link]</a><br />51. Sport<br />52. Deep in Thought <a href="http://bowser-bizarre.deviantart.com/art/52-Deep-in-Thought-66805127">[link]</a><br />53. Keeping a Secret<br />54. Tower<br />55. Waiting<br />56. Danger Ahead<br />57. Sacrifice<br />58. Kick in the Head<br />59. No Way Out<br />60. Rejection<br />61. Fairy Tale<br />62. Magic<br />63. Do Not Disturb<br />64. Multitasking<br />65. Horror<br />66. Traps<br />67. Playing the Melody<br />68. Hero<br />69. Annoyance<br />70. 67%<br />71. Obsession<br />72. Mischief Managed<br />73. I Can't<br />74. Are You Challenging Me?<br />75. Mirror<br />76. Broken Pieces<br />77. Test<br />78. Drink<br />79. Starvation<br />80. Words<br />81. Pen and Paper<br />82. Can You Hear Me?<br />83. Heal<br />84. Out Cold<br />85. Spiral<br />86. Seeing Red<br />87. Food<br />88. Pain<br />89. Through the Fire<br />90. Triangle<br />91. Drowning<br />92. All That I Have<br />93. Give Up<br />94. Last Hope<br />95. Advertisement<br />96. In the Storm<br />97. Safety First<br />98. Puzzle<br />99. Solitude<br />100. Relaxation<br /><br /><br />20 bucks say I don't make it to 25 pics! Who's in?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Bowser-Bizarre</author>
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                <title>SIMPSONS MOVIE</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:20:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I saw it today. First showing, at 11 AM. And I gotta say, that every second that you spend reading this journal, is a wasted second of your life that you could have spent seeing The Simpsons Movie. IT WAS AWESOME. If you're one of those nostalgic guys that think the new seasons are crap, take my word- there's a lot of old school gags in the movie. And it's HILARIOUS!!<br />
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And you know what's the best? I SAW IT A DAY BEFORE IT OPENS IN US! ah-HA!! You guys think you're better than me, with your imperial system and your actually Cheap McDonalds? Well, TAKE THAT!<br />
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I feel great. I mean, the Simpsons are a key part of my life, as they are in most of my generation, and it was awesome to close the ring and assisting to such a waited thing.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bothering the masses with EVEN MORE unnecesary rem</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:20:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's snowing in my place. It nevers snows in my place. Ever. And right now the whole neighbourhood is covered in white and cold.<br />
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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More to come later.<br />
<br />
*edit* Here's the more I said!<br />
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I don't know if you guys noticed, but last Saturday was a 7 day. And on the 7th day of the week. Cool, right? Not as cool as THIS:<br />
So, that day I went with my bro to see FF: Rise of the Silver Surfer(kickass in some ways, couple of dissapointments, all in all good movie). While I standed in line, I looked at my ticket out of boredom, and it hit me: take a look at it  <a href="http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1637/entrada7vn4.jpg">[link]</a><br />
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Guys... Count the numbers in that ticket.<br />
4 in the title<br />
+<br />
7 for the day<br />
+<br />
7 for the month<br />
+<br />
7 for the year<br />
+<br />
2<br />
+<br />
2<br />
+<br />
5 for the hour<br />
+<br />
6 for the screen number<br />
+<br />
1<br />
+<br />
3<br />
+<br />
5 for the price (goddamn ripoff)<br />
=<br />
49..... 7 times 7.<br />
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<br />
<br />
Yeah. I know. GOD DAMN! I got myself a new lucky ticket!<br />
<br />
...and that was the first interesting thing to happen to me in the last 3 months. Well. Good luck to ya people.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagged!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 21:59:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That tough mofo <a href="http://sparkyevil.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/sparkyevil.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsparkyevil:" title="sparkyevil"/></a> dared to tag me once again! And with a questionaire, nonetheless. Let's crack this bitch.<br />
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01) First name: Santiago<br />
02) Your nickname in DA: Bowser<br />
03) Birthday: 18/11/89<br />
04) Horoscope sign: Scorpius<br />
05) Birth town: San Miguel, Buenos Aires, Argentina<br />
06) Religion: Catholic, but I don't pay that much attention... just guidelines.<br />
07) Nationality: Argentinian. We Kick Ass!<br />
08) Parents: Mother and Father<br />
09) Do you love them: Yup. My mommy can be sweet, though she is a teacher at heart, so she can be pretty anal. My dad kicks ass.<br />
10) Brothers or sisters: One older brother, whom I hate, and one twin bro, who is mah bud.<br />
11) Do you like the place where you live: Kind of crampy, but yeah, I like it.<br />
12) Hair color: Light brown<br />
13) Color of your eyes: Bright blue<br />
14) Height: 1,85m I'm taller that EVERYONE!<br />
15) Weight: 81kg (Go Metric!)<br />
16) What school/grade are you going to: Last year of High School. Barely.<br />
17) What marks do you have: Lot of little moles all over my left arm, bunch of little scars all over my face.<br />
18) Do you work anywhere: No, I just ocassionaly help my dad in his store.<br />
19) What do you want to be in your life: I'd like to  offer something new to the media I love. And I'd like to make people laugh. <br />
20) Your life: It's going pretty rad so far, I see it as a life devoted to the apreciation of awesome.<br />
21) Personal quote: "If you think that anything's impossible, it's because you've never seen me with a cheese grater"<br />
22) Lucky number: 14<br />
23) What are you interested in: Rock&Roll, Superheros, The Internet, a lot of stuff I can't remember, Poontang.<br />
24) Good side of your character: Hmm, I'd say my creativity, my wit, and my insight. Also, me being insane.<br />
25) Bad side of it: Uff... Anger management, clumsyness, getting ticked off pretty easy, troubel taking things seriously, intolerance, and a high tendence to say stupid shit resulting in akward moments. For a full list of what's wrong with me, pick a word in the dictionary and make it negative.<br />
26) Is your life happy: I'd say so, yeah. I fuckin' love being myself.<br />
27) Do you think that you are crazy?: mmm, Yup. Yeah, I think I am. <br />
28) What is the time: 10:44 pm<br />
29) What is the date: 22/6/07<br />
30) What's the weather like: Dark, cold, creepy.<br />
31) Favourite day in a week: Saturdays are teh rokk.<br />
32) Favourite music: Anything ROCK, man! I LOVE ROCK! Comin' down to genres, my fav one are Ska, Hair Metal, and Blues, but I love almost all of 'em.<br />
34) Band: That's tough... I'll stick with the Who and the Ramones, but I love a shitload of bands.<br />
35) Song: I'll leave it between My Michelle(Guns'n'roses), Detroit Rock City(KISS), Cum On Feel The Noize(Quiet Riot), and Beer(Reel Big Fish)<br />
36) Best concert you ever been to: Some ska-punk concert I went a couple of years ago, with some underground argentinian bands. I skanked my damn ass off! WOO!<br />
37) Actress: Uma Thurman and Julia Lloyd-Dreyfuss<br />
38) Actor: John Belushi and Jack Black<br />
39) Film: Blues Brothers, Pulp Fiction, Batman<br />
40) TV series: Seinfeld, Hellsing<br />
41) Theatre play: Una Noche en Carlos Paz (some argentinian play you've never heard of.<br />
42) Film director: Quentin Tarantino, Tim Burton, Kevin Smith.<br />
43) Do you want to be famous: Yeah, I'd really like to be famous. Must be great being listened to.<br />
44) Do you want to be an actor/actress: I don't pay much attention to it, but people say I can act, so maybe.<br />
45) Do you want to be a singer: Oh man that would kick ass... but my voice is squeaky.<br />
46) Book: Watchmen<br />
47) Colors: Green and red<br />
49) Food: Ham and Cheese Empanadas(Argentinian dish, it's the kickass)<br />
50) Drink: Fanta!<br />
51) Sweet: Dulce de Leche(another Argentinian proof of that my country kicks ASS!)<br />
52) Fruit: Bananas<br />
53) The worst food: Ravioli<br />
54) The Worst drink: Anything Grapefruit flavored<br />
55) The worst Singer: James Blunt. I hate that motherfucker.<br />
56) The worst Band: Fallout Boy<br />
57) The worst Actor: I don't remember his name, so let's just call him That Dumb Fuck From High School Musical.<br />
58) The worst Actress: Lindsay Lohan<br />
60) The worst book: The Hobbit. I fell asleep twice trying to read that thing, I don't see what does people see about it.<br />
61) Do you drink alcohol: Nah, I tried it and so far it's too bitter.<br />
62) Do you smoke: Nop. Preppy nose and sissy lungs.<br />
63) Do you take some drugs: No, I don't... Yet. Maybe one day I'll try.<br />
64) What do you adore to wear: Muh red thin jacket is teh lookz.<br />
65) Do you... ]]></description>
                <author>~Bowser-Bizarre</author>
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                <title>I HAVETH RETURNED!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 19:27:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have, indeed. My computer is back in track, and shitloads and shitloads of art shall come. In the meantime, A FUN GAME!<br />
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So, I'm doing the game of letters that <a href="http://sparkyevil.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/sparkyevil.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="sparkyevil" /></a> passed on to me. The thing is, that he gave me a letter and I have to list 10 things that I like and start with that letter. However, he gave me the letter Q. Man. I though we were friends, and this is how you pay me? GIVING ME THE Q?!?! HOW IS A MAN SUPPOSED TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!! *weep* *sniff* <br />
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Ok, moving on!:<br />
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1. Qward (the planet form where Siniestro got his ring)<br />
2. the Question (He kicks ASS)<br />
3. Quentin Tarantino (ditto)<br />
4. Queen (...What? They sounded good! There's nothing wrong with being a Queen fan. Leave me alone)<br />
5. Quatermass (Crazy good scientist from some wacked up Hammer films)<br />
6. Questionable content (One of my favourite webcomics, it's simply damn good)<br />
7. Quiet Riot (HAIR METAL FTW!! UP THE SLEAZE!!!!!)<br />
8. Queso (that's spanish for cheese, and it shows I'm really running thin of stuff to say)<br />
9. Quagmire from family guy(Giggity Giggity Gi! or something)<br />
10. Quack (does the duck.... yeah. I simply quit. Hey, there ya have it! Quitting!)<br />
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I ended it! Yay.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Bowser-Bizarre</author>
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                <title>Hey, sorry, um, yeah.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:27:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, sorry for no comic yesterday, for those three people that care (I can see you! Well, not) I was gonna update, but my PC's Windows decided that I didn't deserved to use it anymore, and basically went KAPLOODIE! So it now haves to be put down and formatted. Yeah. I`ll possibly lost everything I had in the fucker. God Damn.<br />
<br />
But, if you want to see this week's comic, the site has been LIVE! for a couple of weeks, it's still pretty raw, but the comics are there. <a href="http://barrimbros.comicgenesis.com/">[link]</a> check it out, I promise further pimping once I get my machine back.<br />
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In some better news, I SAW 300. DAMN RIGHT.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Bowser-Bizarre</author>
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                <title>An OC line-up</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 15:17:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just posting to pimp out <a href="http://striffle.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/t/striffle.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="striffle" /></a>'s great idea of doing a line-up of as many deviantart's OC he can find. GO THERE. NOW. <a href="http://striffle.deviantart.com/journal/12187355/">[link]</a><br />
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Post-data: 5000 PAGEVIEWS! HOT DAMN!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Bowser-Bizarre</author>
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                <title>NEW SCANNER!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 16:23:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  YEAH!!!!!!!! RIGHT ON!!!!! COOOL!!!!!<br />
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...that´s pretty much it. Suerte!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Bowser-Bizarre</author>
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                <title>Just a heads up</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 17:48:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I´m going to a camp for 2 weeks, so I won´t be online for a while. I´m still working on those sketches and I´ll hopefully have´em when I get back<br />
<br />
I joined  <a href="http://original-ideas-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/r/original-ideas-club.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="original-ideas-club" /></a> , a club for artists working with original characters. It´s still fairly new, but go take a look anyway.<br />
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Finally, my birthday is the next November 18. Not that anybody cares... or plans to give me something... *glares*<br />
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just kidding.<br />
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Suerte!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Bowser-Bizarre</author>
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                <title>5 FREE SKETCHES!!!! WOOOOOO</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:35:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The first 5 guys to comment on this will get a free sketch of anything they want. BUT! You will have to offer 5 sketches as well. SO COMMENT NOW!!!!!<br />
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1. <a href="http://sparkyevil.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/sparkyevil.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="sparkyevil" /></a> Jay and Silent Bob<br />
2. <a href="http://ellocobruja.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/l/ellocobruja.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ellocobruja" /></a> her character Lucinda vs. Kermit the frog<br />
3. <a href="http://yoshiman142.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="yoshiman142" /></a> Super Mario as a Gangster<br />
4. <a href="http://bug-off.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/u/bug-off.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="bug-off" /></a> his character Frank the Warrior<br />
5.<br />
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Have in mind, your sketch will probably take a lot of time to be scanned and shown. I´m lazy like that. And I have another things I have to do before that, say the lasting 3 watchers, the first Incendio The Flame Watcher comic and my half of my trade with <a href="http://rugdog.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/u/rugdog.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="rugdog" /></a>, but I´ll do my best to not have you waiting for long.<br />
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As usual, <br />
<a href="http://z3.invisionfree.com/Legion_o_Doom/index.php?">[link]</a> JOIN THE LEGION, and seeya. SUERTE!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ELF ONLY INN IS BACK!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 17:30:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YO PUNKS! Stop anything you´re doing and behold the return of one of the net´s greatest webcomics!!!!<br />
<a href="http://www.elfonlyinn.net/">[link]</a><br />
I tell you, this guy got me into webcomics for good. He was the last nail of the coffin to my life in the outside world, that I traded for my broadband connection, and I´m so glad to have him back in the update train. YAY SORTELLI!<br />
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Oh, and since I´m making a journal, I wanna announe I got myself a LiveJournal! I´ll probably use it to spam your inbox with useless ranting about comics, webcomics, and the suckiness of the multiverse. So, uh, GO: <a href="http://theflamewatcher.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />
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That´s pretty much for now, so seeya.<br />
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<br />
AND JOIN THE LEGION: <a href="http://z3.invisionfree.com/Legion_o_Doom/index.php">[link]</a> ! ]]></description>
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                <title>Elmo´s Endless Evilness</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:54:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.calendarlive.com/tv/cl-oe-stein15aug15,0,4566389.story">[link]</a><br />
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August 15, 2006 <br />
Joel Stein: Elmo Is an Evildoer<br />
*The self-obsessed Sesame Street Muppet is destroying all that is holy on children's TV.<br />
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JOEL STEIN<br />
<br />
ELMO REFUSED to be interviewed for this column. I consider this to be a supreme act of cowardice. And it doesn't surprise me one bit. Elmo is an annoying tool.<br />
<br />
Yes, I know that children love Elmo. But children are idiots. That's why we don't let them have jobs. Could you imagine an office full of children? They'd spend all day telling dumb jokes and talking about their poop. It would be like it was before women entered the workplace.<br />
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"Sesame Street"  which still has sharp, funny writing  is being destroyed by idiot cuteness. Not only is the patronizing, baby-talking Elmo usurping most of the hour, but "Sesame Street"  which debuted its 37th season Monday  added its first new female Muppet in 13 years: the sparkly haired, tutu-wearing, button-nosed, pink-skinned fairy goddaughter Abby Cadabby. Her shaky magic skills get her in situations she needs to get bailed out of, like the anti-"Bewitched."<br />
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Plus, she's got that creepy, throaty, little-girl Lindsay Lohan kind of voice, and a Paris Hilton-esque catchphrase: "That's so magic." When I watched "Sesame Street" in the '70s, the human cast and the Muppets were quirky adults who didn't talk down to me with baby voices. Now the human cast gets almost no airtime, and the show is dominated by Elmo, Baby Bear and, now, Abby Cadabby  preschoolers enamored by their own adorable stupidity.<br />
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The lesson they teach  in opposition to Oscar, Big Bird, Grover or Bert  is that bland neediness gets you stuff much more easily than character. We are breeding a nation of Anna Nicole Smiths.<br />
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I am not the only one who hates Elmo. Vernon Chatman and John Lee, the creators of MTV2's dark "Sesame Street" parody, "Wonder Showzen," think the evil red one is destroying the show.<br />
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"Elmo doesn't grow. People show him something and he laughs. He doesn't learn a lesson," says Lee. "It's the exact opposite of what old 'Sesame Street' used to do. Elmo has been learning the same lesson his whole life, which is that Elmo likes Elmo."<br />
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Chatman, who refers to Elmo as the Jar Jar Binks of "Sesame Street," worries that Elmo teaches kids to care only about themselves.<br />
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"Elmo is just a baby-voiced, self-obsessed character who is only concerned with Elmo," says Lee. "He just passively observes things: 'Elmo is looking at a sandwich. Elmo is eating a sandwich. Elmo is crapping out the sandwich and writing his name on the wall with it.' " The last celebrity to so obsessively refer to himself in the third person was Richard Nixon.<br />
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Whereas Count Von Count markets math and Oscar markets the acceptability of negative emotions, Elmo, brilliantly, just markets Elmo, leading him to be the show's cash cow, or whatever misshapen animal he's supposed to be.<br />
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I question not only Abby Cadabby but all of Elmo's associates. You may recall that Elmo testified before Congress about music education. But you may not remember who requested Elmo's appearance: Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, now in jail for taking at least $2.4 million in bribes. I'm not implying that Elmo has taken dirty money, but these are the kind of people Elmo surrounds himself with.<br />
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I understand that "Sesame Street" has to compete in a Nickelodeon-Disney Channel-Wiggles-Pixar universe. In fact, the new episodes start with " 'Sesame Street' is brought to you by the following  " and then, instead of gently mocking consumerism by listing letters and numbers, they actually show real spots for McDonald's, Beaches resorts, Pampers and EverydayKidz.com  the last of which apparently helps children spell only if they want to be rappers.<br />
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I desperately don't want the show to go away, so I know they can't afford to run the "Elmo accidentally drank bleach and died" episode. Instead, they need to simply take Elmo and his buddies and give them their own hourlong show for the idiot spawn. Then put Luis, Gordon and the cool Muppets on their own half-hour "Classic Sesame" for the kids who will one day actually contribute to our society.<br />
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Whichever of the two shows you watched would serve as a convenient litmus test for the rest of your life. "Which 'Sesame Street' did you watch?" will be code on college applications, Internet dating and job applications. Blue and red states will be divided not by presidential choices, but by Grover and Elmo.<br />
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If we can't save all the kids, let's at least save the ones who can master speaking in first-person. The rest we'll use for reality TV stars.<br />
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                <title>IT´S BITCHING TIME!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 15:28:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So... v5 is out here and my mailbox haven´t been so full in my life. So people don´t like, some people like and don´t like people not liking, some are still in blessed oblivion. I just felt like sharing my point of view.<br />
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From the design... I still haven´t  got used to it, and I really don´t like it as much as the old one. It´s way too bright, and doesn´t fit my eyes. And, is it me or does this look to much like SheezyArt? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/weirdface.gif" width="27" height="15" alt=":O_o:" title="O_o" /> . I´ll have to get used, meh.<br />
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From the programming... They really shouldn´t have rushed it. Although the new options are pretty sa-weet, I´m getting a lot of 404´s, and posting and browsing has efectively became hell. Also, some features have been murdered. Those poor innocent features!<br />
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All in all, I don´t like the new da. D= I guess I´ll have to get used to it.... OR ELSE...<br />
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SUERTE! ]]></description>
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                <title>Like, a journal, dude!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 13:47:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Uh... well, my trimestral exams are coming, and my grades are blowing big time. I hate this school. I hate all this "homework" pshychosis these guys have. Working in my house, Yeah right! Screw that.<br />
Anyway, I wanted to tell you guys to join a forum of a friend of mine, dedicated to comic books and superheros, called the Legion-o-Doom. It just started, so it needs as much members as possible Go take a look. <a href="http://z3.invisionfree.com/Legion_o_Doom/index.php?">[link]</a><br />
And since I´m there, here´s a link to my favourite webcomic, that I think deserves more readers: <a href="http://muertitos.comicgenesis.com/">[link]</a><br />
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I think that´s all for now... But, just in case, GO RENT SIN CITY AND WATCH IT UNTIL YOU GO INSAAAAAAANE. ]]></description>
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                <title>Tutorial, please?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 10:14:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OK, some stuff with my life:<br />
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First of all, I joined ClubV, a devart community dedicated to workship all aspects of V for Vendetta <a href="http://clubv.deviantart.com">[link]</a> So far the art there is t3h awesomeness.<br />
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Now, does anyone knows a good tutorial to colour pics? I mean easily, and not like "you must be an idiot not to get it", but like "I am an idiot. Which side of the mouse must touch the pad?" Any program is good, particulary anything with Corel Photopaint. I also have Photoshop, although it scares me, and a  friend will give me his OpenCanvas, with any luck. So, anyone haves a clue?<br />
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And finally, GO READ CONVICTS. It´s a great fun comic. <a href="http://www.convictscomics.com/index.html">[link]</a><br />
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That´s pretty much it. seeya.<br />
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LOVE PEACE EMPATHY<br />
BOWSER OUT! ]]></description>
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                <title>Misa got tagged!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:49:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, I got the 6 habits thingie from the-white-shadow:<br />
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"Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names."<br />
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Well, let´s see...<br />
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1: After doing a drawing, before inking it, I usually play an air-drum set and sing "Holiday"<br />
2: I shake when I play Quake III(No, really. I also start grinning and laughing a lot)<br />
3: I have a fonetic problem, that I say the "S" like "Z". For compensating, I usually say the "Z" like "F" (believe me, it makes me sound even more retarded)<br />
4: I read "Sin City" at least twice a week.<br />
5: I eat pure butter, just out of the bar.(It´s zit-licious)<br />
6: Whenever a comic I like is putted on hiatus, I yell NOOOOO like in Episode 3 of Star Wars.<br />
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So I´m tagging...<br />
SQUISH-CHAN<br />
CORI-CHAN<br />
XLIGHTSOUTX<br />
SKACORE8<br />
SANCY<br />
IPWNUALL<br />
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Ha-HA! ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG SUPER COOL REQUEST</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:10:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A great artist called xlightsoutx <a href="http://xlightsoutx.deviantart.com">[link]</a> just made me this AWESOME request of my character. It haves the awesomeness of 250 Kiss concerts at the same time. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31082866/">[link]</a> Go see it now and give her some love, since she deserves it. I mean, THAT IS AWESOME! AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!<br />
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...<br />
...<br />
... AWESOME! ]]></description>
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                <title>Woohoo!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 15:53:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have 1000 pageviews! Hot diggity-Giggity Damn! ]]></description>
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                <title>Eating an orange is like having a good marriage.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Mar 2006 14:37:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...Now that I have your attention...<br /><br />The reason I haven`t been around is that I just started school, and even worse, a NEW school. I don`t know anyone, and I`m frankly creeped off.<br />
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On the light side, I have won a free Devart suscriptor trial! This is cool! I didn`t knew that paying for this was so nice. Not that I can afford it, but free is free here and everywhere.<br />
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Oh! And before I forget, I wanted to ask you all to join a new forum, called Slackers Anonymous. The leader is a great guy and was kind enough to make me a co-admin! I know that it`s annoying to whore a page in a journal, but I`d really like people to join. The URL is <a href="http://s10.invisionfree.com/Slackers_Anonymous">[link]</a> ( I can`t even post a link. I suck <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=(" title="=( (Sad)" /> )<br /><br />I`ll post some art eventually, when I`m able to. Seeya punks! ]]></description>
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                <title>Huzzah!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 13:43:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OK, I just want to comment a couple of things...<br />
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1: Today I had my first fav. ZOMG I WAS FAV`D!!!!<br />
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2: I need to mention QuentinTarantino t be accepted in the club. So I`m mentioning QuentinTarantino.<br />
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3: I`m doing a lot of comics, really, but I can`t scan them because my usual place is closed for vacation and everywhere else a scan is $3, and I`m not paying 3 bucks for a scan.<br />
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That`s it. Seeya. ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 16:18:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Last days have been like a torrent of inspiration and stupid jokes. I´ve been helping my parents a lot with some projects they have, and been drawing a lot at nights. I´ve been doing a couple of strips about stupid situations of my day to day, and as soon as I end them I´ll post them. I don´ty know why would you care, as my jokes are retarded, but you might like to read them to laugh at me because I think I´m funny. I dunno. Seeya. ]]></description>
                <author>~Bowser-Bizarre</author>
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                <title>re: Fake friends.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 05:43:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Totally have to agree with all of you who say people are getting fake on here. So I gave in and let's see who really reposts this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like its a popularity contest in High School. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. if you don't, you get deleted.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends".<br />
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Uh, is it like, right now? ]]></description>
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                <title>Welcome to t3h show folks.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 17:19:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hi there. Hope you had a light lunch.<br />
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My name  is Santiago. My friends call me "El melli". But you shall know me as  Bowser Bizarre, Lord and Master of Freakness and of Everything Than Does Not Make Too Much Sense. I´ll post my first deviation in a couple o´ minutes, and I wanted you ppl to know who I am.I´m a freak.(not too much of a description,but it will work by now)<br />
I´m a webcomic artist, or at least that´s what I like to prettend. I´ll use this page to post some of my early work.<br />
You may like it. You  may not. And you may notice how I fail to give a crap!  I just want people to see my  stuff, not to like it. If you like it, good for you! That means you can laugh at any crap. If you don´t, good for you! That means you´re not retarded. It´s as simple like that.<br />
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That´s all I have to say right now. I´ll be back.<br />
Enjoy the show. ]]></description>
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