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A truck driver enters A restaurant. He orders Meatloaf, beef, chicken soup and milk. Then he tells the guy behind the counter he has to go to the bathroom and goes.

Meanwhile whenever his meal is served the man behind the counter sees two hells angels driving their way in front of the restaurant. They enter and they eat the meal of the truck driver. Whenever the truck driver comes from the toilet he sees the two big men eating his dinner and he simply goes in front of the counter and asks; ‘’How much?’’ The counter man takes up the bill and answers ‘’Twenty dollars and fifty cents.’’ The man pays twenty-one dollars. ‘’Leave out the rest.’’ He comments, and he goes out of the restaurant.

‘’what A wimp!’’ The first hells angel exclaims. ‘’Yeah!’’ The second one agrees. ‘’That guy is even to chicken to fight us!’’ The man behind the counter nods. ‘’He’s A lame truck driver too, because as far as I can see he drives right over your motorcycles.’’


After my mom told me this I actually snorted the milk I was drinking from my nose, never knew I had that kind of power...

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This guy of Schiedam, (A city here in holland) got A ticket which he had to pay 75$ for because he didn't move his car when the traffic-light jumpred on green, but instead he just waited for A CAT to pass the road safely while the traffic light was on green.

BULLSHIT! I tell you, BULLSHIT!

You will never believe me when I tell you this, but it's true! Heck, I didn't even believe it when this message was on my homepage! The police in this country are IDIOT RETARDED I TELL YOU!

JUSTICE! JUSTICE! I WANT JUSTICE! NO BULLSHIT!

He was like, waiting in his car for the traffic light, but eventually when it turned green, A cat suddenly ran in front of the road. And he was like waiting for that cat to be away so he could go without murdering something. And since he was the only one in front of the traffic, no one behind him, it wouldn't budge. What he didn't know was that there where two *coughbastardscough* cops on the wait. And what do you know...?

They give him A F*KING TICKET! For what? Waiting for A cat to pass? Jesus christ dude...

Just imagine when you're in drivers school;

''What the hell are you stopping for!? It's green light!!''

''Hel-lo! This cat wants to pas's!''

''So what?''

''So what?! I ain't killing A cat!!!''

...Yep...*Kicks officer's ass* ...

]]> ~Bubbles-FT http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/16576363/ http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/16576363/ Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:08:28 PST (For now -.-) But yea...Not the next five months so yay for me!

Sorry i've been on hiatus for A while guys...I just really was, and still actually, am busy sorting stuff out and all...yeah...

See you around anyways

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Amigos, Merry christmas and A happy, merryl new year!

And off course EVERYONE who's A member of DA and who isn't!
Boy...I sure love christmas...

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How well do you know your best friend? xD

Take the quiz, show it to your best friend, and have him/her correct it for you!

~~~~~

Is your best friend here on dA?
No...Sadly not. She's A modern person but not THAT modern

If so, who is it?
Lotje

Do you know your best friend's full name?
She just has one name. She's not christian. (Most christian people have like, two more names.)

What is your best friend's first name?
Lotte

Where does your best friend live?
A few streets ahead from mine

What grade is your best friend in?
Uhmmm...Here in the netherlands we don't do ''grades''...She's like me in class three. (In high school. Off course.)

Do you know your best friend's ethnic origin(s)?
She's just dutch. Just like me.

What is your best friend's favourite food?
She loves anything that involves chocolate

Name 5 things you and your best friend have in common.
~ We hate our older siblings
~ We have both blonde hair
~ We both like reading a lot
~ We agree with each other all the time
~ We both have the most annoying boys on our backs

What is your best friend's hair colour?
Blonde

What colour are your best friend's eyes?
Green

What's your friend's favourite colour(s)?
Black

What colour does your best friend hate most?
She doesn't hate any color. Except maybe those fugly swampy color mixes.

Where did you and your best friend first meet?
Kindergarthen. I always followed her by tucking her shirt A lot of times! (First I was her stalker. Now I'm her BFF! XD)

Did you meet your best friend in person?
Well....DUH

When is your best friend's birthday?
November 9th

How old is your best friend?
She's the same age as me. 15.

As a person, what do you think of your best friend?
She's outspoken. Says what she feels. Doesn't care what ANYONE thinks of her. And she makes me feel better about myself and respect myself more. Without her, I'll be A wrist cutting dark hearted person and nobody would have ever loved me. I'm most greatfull to have met her in my life. Plus, she's the most funniest homie alive.

Name a random fact about your best friend.
She loves MSN...It's an addiction we're working on...

Who's her favourite celebrity?
She pretty much respects every person on earth. For so far she never told me who she hates. It's not like her.

What nickname does your best friend often go by?
Lotje, Lottie, Lot, kikkertje XD (means frog in the dutch language.)

What song do you and your best friend share, if you share one?
I don't remember the singer NOR the title of it ^^'

Who's your best friend's favourite band or singer?
It used to be hillary duff or something. Don't tell her I don't her I don't tolorate her music taste...

What is your best friend's favourite song?
She listens to loads of crap...Believe me...

What is your best friend's dream career or whatever?
She wants to do something anything that involves little children.

Do you want to be roomies with your best friend?
I certainly wouldn't mind. But I'm kind of worried If we'll see each other too much. I mean, we live close by with each other...

Do you and your best friend have future plans?
We enjoy life how we are going at it now. We'll worry about the future later

How would you feel if your best friend died?
Honesty. I really don't want to thing about it. What A fucked up stupid retared idiot question. I'll kill myself! Happy?

What do you and your best friend talk about?
Stuff. This and that. The usual.

Name something you like about your best friend.
She's spontenious and full of energy. She can light up A grumpy blood thirsty person like me >:3

Does your best friend like to read?
Hell yeah.

If so, what does your best friend read?
Tons of books. I can't remember them. All I know is some books I read that she reads too I can't imagine how she keeps re... ]]> ~Bubbles-FT http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/15533634/ http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/15533634/ Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:49:06 PST
With ''on'' I mean Stan and wendy

Last night episode was A shock. Really. Craig has crooked teeth?! *gasp* Cartman higher on the list then Kyle?! *gasp* Kyle last?! *gasp* Kenny dies for the first time again?! *gasp* Kyle get pschyo?! *gasp* Bebe's got A gun?! *gasp* Wendy and stan...Together again?! *gasp*

There was A CATFIGHT in the episode between Wendy and Bebe...Which I highly approved off, Off course. Clyde acting all pimpin' because girls dig his dad's shoe shop. It wasn't like the old episodes, amazing, but okay I guess

Stan really blasted into Wendy's face Awesome.

Hey! Being beautiful is A curse! Maybe I grow up to be A hudge fithy rich bitch! :biggrin:

Anyhows...That's my reaction to this last *sniff* episode for now.

To inmature Stan/Kyle fans~ Get over it! Wendy had always been Stan's love interest! Seriously, I've always seen them as fan-pairings and nothing else.

To inmature Stan/Wendy fans~ We were expecting it soon to happen so keep that goddamn grins off your faces! Trey and Matt pointed out they were going to get together so hold back your laughter.Everybody can have their...fantasies...

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Friends : Visit them or else I'll feed you marshmellows...



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Heh. I never update my journal. You know why?! Cause my real life is such A deep secret. *Lie* It will make you pee your pants from reading about it. *Piss you in ur pants from laughter more like it*

Soooo if any of you wants to shoot his/her load of bitching then shoot it to me. I can shield myself with my shield of armor *More lies*

No seriously. If you guys have any problems I can help you always out.

I really need to be creative with my journals. I'm soo not used to this.

By the way, my boyfriend from New Jersey ish gonna visit me in his pumpin tiger leather faggy limousine *ALL LIES!*

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Friends : Visit them or else I'll feed you marshmellows...



OMG! We're Same names

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Some weeks ago there were these group of teenagers that stabbed, shot, kicked one of their friends. A girl or something at 18. And when she was already for hours dead, they also had burned her body somewhere in A container.

Imagine you're that girls parents. That's awfull!

And also...:

This father of two childeren. Stabbed their grandma at home. Picked up those kids from school only to stop by train rails. And jump at the very moment the train is close by and...(gasp)

Sigh. That poor mother. Losing both her childeren and mother at hands of her abusive husband.

There has been family dramas like that for, 5 times on television.

It makes me sick.

I tell you. The Netherlands is so cruel sometimes. I f-cking hate my country.

I promise my next journal will be less depressing.

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For most this is old news...For A few like me who didn't hear about it...A NEW EPISODE OMG~!~!!!!!!

It's called; ''Le Petit Tourette.''

Can't wait, beetches <3

[link]

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Friends : Visit them or else I'll feed you marshmellows...



]]> ~Bubbles-FT http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/14843185/ http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/14843185/ Sat, 29 Sep 2007 15:13:49 PDT

Damn. This took long...

~Full name: Lisa V.E
~Age: 15
~School: A very boring one
~City: Haarlem
~State: Holland
~Height: Taller then U nah...I’m smaller then averge...
~Eye color: grey/blue/green
~Original hair color: Blonde

*FIRSTS...
~First job: I helped my mom out in her job. She’s working in the b.p
~First screen name: DevulLisa1992 Such an idiot name...
~First self-purchased CD: Musta have been A lot with Britney Spears. Oi! Kill me!!
~First funeral: Ungh. I don’t know. But this question does makes me depressed since I’ve been to a lot funerals to most dearest people
~First "significant other": LOL! I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
~First rival: He. I guess that there once was this girl named Merel...She was A friend first. But she got ‘ populair’ and said some really nasty stuff about me. So in recess I socked on her head for like, five minutes. It was in kindergarthen...^^’
~First big trip: Disney world! I wanna go again >.<
~First concert: Never been to one...
~First music you remember hearing in your house: My mother played old songs...I don’t remember them but that’s the first songs I remember from childhood.
~First crush: Wesley or something...(I was 4, he was 10!)
~First date: I don’t date. I rather sit at home and watch television alll daaaaay
~First slow dance: I was eating so much I couldn’t dance anymore in this baby disco I went with my brother Or did this mean as slow dancing as in...?

*LASTS...
~Last big car ride: I guess belgium...(MATTIE! SARINA!!!)
~Last library book checked out: Some books that were boring describe with proper words...And without cursing...
~Last movie seen: Hairspray...Such A damn good movie
~Last beverage drank: Orange
~Last food consumed: Rice and chicken <3
~Last phone call: Me friend Veerle
~Last CD played: I don’t play CD’s...
~Last annoyance: My mother when she went in my room to yell at me for something I didn’t do...
~Last soda drank: Coke...?
~Last ice cream eaten: Banana Vanilla
~Last time scolded: Not so long ago...
~Last shirt worn: My fave blue one...
~Last website visited: Erm...DA en spele.nl (A dutch site with games)

*IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU...?
~eaten: Off course...I consume things every ten seconds. I’m have A scary deep bottom-less stomach >:3
~Helped someone: I picked A sweater up for my mom when she was doing laundry...I’M NOT A MOTHERSBABY!
~Bought something: Nope
~Gotten sick: My throath hurts...
~Gone to the movies: No. But I’m going to with A friend of mines!
~Gone out for dinner: No.
~Said "I love you": Suprisingly. No. Not to A realy person atleast. I was with my cat on my bed, she with her fat warm belly on my stomach...
~Written a real letter: Naw
~Left your house: Yes. The walk with the dog
~Talked to an ex: I don’t have exes to worry about
~Missed an ex: See above ^
~Written in a journal: Noooo
~Had a serious talk: A tiny bit. With shared laughs randomly
~Missed someone: Heck yeah...
~Hugged someone: Yes.
~Fought with your parents: They fight with me, I don’t fight back.
~Fought with a fri... ]]> ~Bubbles-FT http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/14653512/ http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/14653512/ Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:53:02 PDT

Axe: My pillow
Chainsaw: This retarded movie had one...
Dog: My sweet beloved boyfriend Jesse <3
Cat: Angel and Homo (His actual name is Homer...But we call him homo or homie )
Crow: Annoying bird...
Television: Comedy Central?
Plastic: Noses
Metal: A music genre
Fire: Burn
Water: Almost the whole earth
Pigeon: One of them almost poked my eye out...
Pie: *Runs as A lunatic to the oven* FCK!!! MY PIE IS BURNING!!!!!
Blood: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJA!!!
Death: Tombstone...?
Bunnies: Easter
Flowers: Roses and violets
Sun: This hudge ball of hot lava
Frilly pink dress: Gags
What first comes to mind when you first hear the following adjective?

Hot: Simple plan
Cold: Northpole
Wet: My pants
Fried: Chicken
Funny: Me *I wish*
Sad: Bush..
Forlorn: Wt...?
Happy: Me
Hyper: Me on crack
Depressed: Me with Marshmellows
Bouncy: Me with my friends
Stiff: ...Uhmmm...like A...O god- do I dare saying it
Stretchy: Plastic?
Wobbly: Railways...?
Dark: The womb
Bright: Nelsons teeth *Some black guy in my school who thinks he’s everything*...IM NOT A RACIST!

What first comes to mind when you hear the following verbs?

Jump: A stupid dutch band in hte netherlands
Walk: Too my friends house
Run: In the rain too my friends house
Drink: Thea...
Fight: I’m A lover! Not A fighter
Rant: My bro and his homies
Compliment: People who deserve
Sit: On my butt
Stand: On my toes
Spin: The bottle
Call: My friends
Whistle: A tune
Ask: About erections to your parents
Beg: For more chocolate
Give: Me more slash drawings
Take: No! Borrow idiot...Hmmppff -.-
Slash: Boy to boy love...?

- Fin -

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Friends : Visit them or else I' feed you marshmellows...

http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/14498522/ Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:06:40 PDT
I'll be staying four nights in there so wish me luck. (I noticed my new class have pretty stinky feet >.< )

yours sincerly,
Lisa

...Dude...I feel like I wrote A goodbye letter for forever O__< *twitch*

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Friends : Visit them or else I' feed you marshmellows...



]]> ~Bubbles-FT http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/14420375/ http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/14420375/ Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:30:40 PDT
Anyways...To make me forget about this nightmare I took some quizzes :Lmao: You guys really need to try some of them. I think they’re fun;

Uke or Seme?
[link]
I was Uke in training XD...

How many kids will you have?
[link]
Alright...This one is kinda boring. But it tells me I’m gonna get two brats O__0

What Will Be Your Eventual Cause Of Death?
[link]
Maybe A little depressing...But kay. However. I’ll die peacefully in bed ^^ Yay! I’m A lucky stiff XD *The result says so

What animal is the real you?
[link]
A Leopard! Rawr >:3

There are some more quizzes there. And also if you want to look for more quizzes go to blogthings or quizilla * Or whatever the site is called

Also. I have the habit of calling my dog my boyfriend. This is how the following conversation went in school;

:Heart: My boyfriend (dog)

In class, This girl named Marike asked; ''Lisa? You have A boy friend?

Me: Why of course I do! ^^

Marike: Is he cute?

Me: To me he is

Marike: What's his name? And how does he looks?

Me: His name is Jesse. He has brown hair, greenish-brown eyes. He's small and always has A wet nose :3

Marike: Wet nose? Why? Is he sick?

Me: No he's prefectly fine. Thank god. Anyway. A wet nose is very common by him. Also he pants A lot. In hot weather and after running

Marike: Kayyy...So he's in for sport. What does he usually do?

Me: Nothing much. He sleeps in the cough. Runs. Sleeps in the cough. Often he pees in trees and bushes. Afterwards he jumps on me and licks my face. Then he goes sniffing some others butt...

Marike: ...O__0 But he's your DOG??????

Me: So...? -.-

The three supreme ones :





You make me smile ~

]]> ~Bubbles-FT http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/14297229/ http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/14297229/ Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:37:05 PDT
Non other then by ;

Heree it goes...:

The rules:
1. post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random (hopefully interesting) facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them that they're tagged.

Fine. I shall begin.

Ein (1) I laugh fast. I'm quite easy to amuse
Zwei (2) I can move my thumb very far...
Drei (3) I change almost every two months of fandom. (I'm in the south park fandom for almost four months now. And I think I kept that up really good)
Vier (4) I never can sleep. How tired I am. I just have to wait A long time. Yet I am not hypper or drank to much coffee or anyhing like that.
Funf (5) I'm perverted somewhat. (Not the biggest perv ever though. I SHALL AVENGE YOU ALL ONE DAY! YOU ALL JUST WAIT AND SEE )
Sechs (6) ...I vomit when I eat marshmellows
Sieben (7) I didn't know how to write Mattie's (Fluffowuzzybums) name for A long time... *lol*
Acht (8) I'm not gonna post 8 random more person D=< HA!

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The three Supreme ones XD:







I love you, beetches <3 Just life with it

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*Packs her schoolbag and A sad songs plays in the backround*

*Teary eyed she goes all emo to school*

And vacation sucked so much. I want to die!

*Bawls and gets to late for class*

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I went to gelderland (Somewhere in the netherlands. but it doesn't really count for vacation imo) First of all, it's boring! Second, I go there for alsmot twelve fuckin' years!!! And worst of all. A WEEK WITHOUT MY COMPUTER!!! I don't know how the hell I ended up alive actually God likes to torture me. Stop torturing me! *pokes*

And then the ride in the car AWFULL!!! I first went to the dentist. 'Cause my poor jaw really hurted. That son of A bitch kept my on that friggin cold chair, with those painfull scapels on my mouth. And after all those thing that idiot ccomes with; ''Oops...looks like nothin can help you. I need to take that jaw out of your mouth.'' Like it's friggin nothing...

About the car ride. I sat there, my brother next to me, my mouth hurting as hell, in A hot weather...VACATION MUCH!!! HUUHHHH??!!!!

...

So...How was your vacation dudes?

]]> ~Bubbles-FT http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/13745452/ http://Bubbles-FT.deviantart.com/journal/13745452/ Sun, 15 Jul 2007 14:33:52 PDT The door is shut down harshly, and now it's almost falling.
My bed is fll of my cats hair
I need A GODdamn bazooka so I can kiel my GOddamn brother...

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