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                <title>This account is being closed.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:42:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I will be removing all those whom I watch on this account and, if I have forgotten to add them on *<a class="u" href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/">renovek</a>, they will be getting a watch from there. <br /><br />Also on <a href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/renovek.jpg?1" alt=":iconrenovek:" title="renovek"/></a> will be posted my favorite deviations and the ones with the most faves from this account. <br /><br /><b>All fanart from now on can be found on my Renovek account in the folder 'Fanart of Any Kind'.</b><br /><br />I will still check this one on the rare occassion.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>DX Stfu! I know i don't have a subscription!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:22:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Every time I log into this account, I'm hit by ads and notices from Dev advertising their subscriptions to me. 'Oh, you need a sub! come buy one!' 'Why don't you sub this account?' blah blah BLAH! <br /><br />Uh, I don't need a sub for this account. *<a class="u" href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/">renovek</a> is my subscribed account, so stop trying to get me buy one. I don't have the money, I don't need this account sub'd, and i'm content with what's left of my Renovek sub. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A question for my watchers.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:50:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ How many of you still pay attention to this account? Would you care if I stopped uploading fanart to it?<br /><br />I'm asking this because I've had very little inspiration/motivation to do any fanart lately, resulting in what will probably be a very long break. I've been too taken up in my original stuff over on *<a class="u" href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/">renovek</a>, anyway.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Captain-Emil</author>
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                <title>There.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:40:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Two pieces of PotC fanart have been put up. So all you 10+ people who missed it can be at ease for a while.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Captain-Emil</author>
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                <title>Hey guys go do this poll</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:31:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/journal/poll/524685/">Here's the link. Every vote is appreciated.</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>So Saint Patrick's Day is soon...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:42:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...And I totally need a picture idea for our favorite little Irish Hufflepuff girl. I don't want to stick her in leprechaun clothing because frankly, leprechauns are male, wear all brown, and are old.<br /><br />And I already did her in her riverdancing garb. so that's out.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ask away...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:22:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Pick ANY character of mine and I will tell you their:<br /><br />01. Full name<br />02. Best friend<br />03. Sexuality<br />04. Favorite color<br />05. Relationship status<br />06. Ideal mate<br />07. Turn-ons<br />08. Last sexual experience<br />09. Favorite food<br />10. Crushes<br />11. Favorite music<br />12. Biggest fear<br />13. Biggest fantasy<br />14. Quirks in bed<br />15. Bad habits<br />16. Biggest regret<br />17. Best kept secrets<br />18. Last thought<br />19. Worst sexual/romantic experience<br />20. Biggest insecurity<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Captain-Emil</author>
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                <title>GRAWGH</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 00:36:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ >___> My gaia fish tank is pissing me off.<br /><br /><br />I click and feed and love my fish all day in an attempt to get it from the 99.08% it was at ONLY to have it be 99.96% at midnight. IT IS NOT FAIR I TELL YOU! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefish.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":shakefish:" title="I'm in ur post! Shakin mah fish!" /><br /><br /><br />Quidditch will be worked into chapter 7 of the fanfiction. Haven't worked on any writing for the past few days due to working on the requests i took over at my *<a class="u" href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/">renovek</a> account. <br /><br />Guess what i'm watching for the first time in 6 months? If you guessed Pirates of the Caribbean, you're correct! 8D Yes, it's been that long since i last saw one of the movies. Sad, isn't it? Well, at least now i want to draw Jack and Emil again. ANd yet, i realize that even if i make it entirely sappy and romantic and whatnot, jack's only faking it. *le sigh*<br /><br /><br />Stupid gaia fish...*grumbles*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fanfic Poll + other things</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:03:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/journal/poll/501660/">CLICK HERE to vote in the poll for Polyamorous.</a><br /><br /><br />The fanfic is going alright. Just need that poll to help decide something about chapter 7. It's gotten over 300 hits since I posted chapter 6 on Adultfanfiction.net, but no one left any reviews or ratings. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> It's normal.<br /><br /><br />In other news, I've finally got my own television. Cost me all my money that wasn't in savings, but i believe it's well worth it. I now have a 100% of not having my tv stolen by my parents. And as such, i'm currently watching a show on the Titanic on it. =3 Later, it'll be more lord of the rings.<br /><br />Had to rearrange my room though to get the tv properly installed though. Oh well. my bed is in the middle of everything again lol.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>To be nice to you fellows...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:14:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Here's a sneak peak of chapter 6 of Polyamorous, because, yes, I have been working on it.<br /><br /><blockquote>Wednesday always seemed to be the slowest day of the week for the students of Hogwarts, but most of all, it was the slowest day for the Weasley twins, who were always anxious to get out of class to pull off one of their many tricks. Today, however, was especially worse since they, along with their best friend, Lee Jordan, had been developing a plan that would enable to them to skip the last half of Potions Âhopefully one that would not end up with them in detention. Their plan, though, could not quite be put into effect, for they were missing one crucial ingredient for their troublesome recipe: Dung bombs. <br /><br />	As they discussed their plan over the lunch table, none of them seemed to notice the little ball of fuzz scurrying across the table. <br /><br />	ÂAlright, so if we throw the dung bombs into the potion, it should act as a neutral ingredient and only release the stink, right?Â said Fred, shortly before he shoved nearly half of a sandwich in his mouth.<br /><br />	ÂThatÂs my guess,Â said Lee. He marveled as FredÂs ability to still breathe while chewing the massive amount of food. ÂBecause all the ingredients are all react neutrally to the potions weÂre making. And even if all the ingredients donÂt all do the right thing, itÂll still be funny as hell.Â</blockquote><br /><br /><br />That's actually about a third of what I've written so far. I'm hoping to make it a smaller fraction by the end of tonight/end of the chapter. I may also have some fanart for it and/or PotC up later this week; I don't rightly know yet because I also need to focus on QfG...admittedly, I shouldn't be writing a Lord of the Rings fanfiction, but it seems I am in my spare time. It, however, has made me think of names for Svena's father and uncle: Ãoforheard is her father, and HroÃ°gar is her uncle. <br /><br /><br />In all honesty, I shouldn't even be thinking of fanfictions when I'm trying to put all my creative effort into Quest for Gatho. It, after all, is the story I eventually want to get published. My lack of college education will make that difficult, though, and it doesn't seem that I'll be going to college/university any time soon thanks to mom losing her job. <br /><br />Hmm...what else...what else...Not much I can think of at the moment. If I remember later on, then i'll make an edit to this journal.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bye bye poll journal.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:53:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So the winner of the poll was Tril and Eavana, whose picture now sits beside me, ready to be colored. Second place was Emil and ____ (in leah's words, Not jack) but I don't think they'll get a story. <br /><br />Truthfully, I don't know if i'll even be able to draw Emil in a Valentine's picture, so I may just give it to bair and one of the twins. Someone suggested Fred, which i may do because normally george gets the sweetheart pictures...I think I'll forfeit the Svena/Elfhelm picture I had planned and go for Bair/Fred instead.<br /><br />I love how a sad love song is playing while i typed that. Maybe it'll end up being Bair/Fred's ghost. </sarcasm><br /><br /><br />Geh. I'm sorry all you HP fans for not updating the fic. I really should, I know, but...Eh. I need the 6th movie to come out. If fuckin' Twishit didn't steal it's place, I would probably have at least 15 chapters by now. But then again, I wouldn't have figured out Svena's story. It's a double edged sword with no winning situation to it. <br /><br />Maybe I'll force myself to work on it later. I think one of the reasons why I'm stuck is because I don't like the part I last wrote on it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> I'll see in a bit.<br /><br />I also unconsciously started a LotR fanfic when I posted that story called 'The Race'. It's gone from two and a half pages to almost five in like, under an hour. <br /><br /><br />Yeah, this song is sad. 'Marry Me' from the unreleased music disc of my PotC Soundtrack collection. It starts sad, then goes happy, then goes sad again. Thanks, bipolar song. You make me want to cry.<br /><br />...Heh. I could always do a sad valentine's picture for Emil...>w> <br /><br />Yeah, I'm just rambling and typing down things as I type. Mwah.<br /><br /><br />So mom gets to work another week next week. Her bosses told her to 'drag her feet and work slowly, we want to keep you here for as long as possible' because without her, they would be closing their doors a wreck. Not good when you've got potential buyers out there. <br /><br />Dad however, has been working one week, laid off the next. We're hoping he gets to work for more than two weeks soon because that means more paychecks coming in, less time to worry about savings. Also, it means I can have true alone time and not have to worry about drawing bodies with my dad coming in and going 'OMG PORN'...<br /><br />Thank gods Tril and Eavana <i>look</i> innocent...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Valentine's day poll PLEASE VOTE</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 00:58:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/journal/poll/486431/">Please vote in this poll to help me decide which couple gets the top honors from me on Valentine's day</a><br /><br />I guess I should have put that runner up will probably get a written short story about them...So maybe that means a written fanfic update if that's what gets voted for! Maybe even a drawn update! OR BOTH! *gaspeth*<br /><br /><br />Anyway. Yeah, I know the fanfic hasn't been updated since like, october. I've like, gone on an HP deadzone for a few months, and this recent bout of sickness didn't help much. To tell you the truth, I haven't too much fanart in awhile. I've been doing stuff for my renovek account, and even that got pushed aside thanks to being sick most of this week. <br /><br />Geh. I need to watch the HP movies or something. I <i>want</i> to write on the fic, but i just can't find the inspiration to continue it at the moment.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I bloody well hate nightmares :|</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 13:01:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So last night, as I fell asleep thinking of cute little hobbits and of Eavana kicking orc ass, I guess my subconscious decided to fuck with me...<br /><br />'<a href="http://larryplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/larryplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconlarryplz:" title="larryplz"/></a> HAAAAIII GAIZ LUTS MAKE EMIL DREAM ABOUT SCARY ASS ZOMBIES <a href="http://larryseeswhatyoudid.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/larryseeswhatyoudid.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconlarryseeswhatyoudid:" title="larryseeswhatyoudid"/></a> AND WE'LL MAKE IT SO THAT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE WAKES UP, SHE'LL PICK UP IN THE SAME SPOT WITH SCARY SHIT HAPPENING! <a href="http://linkrapefaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/i/linkrapefaceplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconlinkrapefaceplz:" title="linkrapefaceplz"/></a>'<br /><br />Yeah. It was not a plesant experience waking up every ten minutes due to seeing some scary shit. But I know the zombies weren't normal zombies...In fact, i only saw one actual zombie during the whole ordeal, and the rest i just saw carcasses of friends and family and pets. <br /><br />Hooter's half eaten carcass with his spine hanging out, but missing his back legs? DO NOT FUCKING WANT. Gods, that one made me wake up crying.<br /><br /><br /><sub>iPod, playing Isis' theme song does not equal to horrific zombie plagues. But thank you, I like this song.</sub><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://tano-neko-chan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tano-neko-chan.jpg?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontano-neko-chan:" title="tano-neko-chan"/></a> you were in it. Seriously. I im'd you in the dream telling you my dev account's passwords and telling you that if i died, then you were supposed to tell everyone or something. And <a href="http://shimi-san.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/h/shimi-san.jpg?2" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconshimi-san:" title="shimi-san"/></a> was in it, too...She and i were wielding baseball bats, only mine had a sharpened blade fitted into the top part of the bat so it doubled as an ax. Yours had spikes, so it was more of a club.<br /><br /><br />AND IT WAS ONLY OUR TOWN. WTF? Zombie apocalypses aren't supposed to happen in <i>just <b>one <u>place!</u></b></i> AND THERE WAS A ZOMBIE WITH A CAT'S HEAD. <a href="http://seriouscatplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/e/seriouscatplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconseriouscatplz:" title="seriouscatplz"/></a>  <--THAT'S THE CAT. And it was like, head of zombies or something. <sup>that was not a pun, gaiz</sup> And then it's head fell off because i threw something at it...THAT WAS KINDA FUNNY. <br /><br />GAH. The dream was EVIL. EEVVIILL I SAY.<br /><br /><br /><br />>_> Cavin, I know you're reading and laughing your ass off. I'll just let you know, in the dream, you were the first to die. It wasn't pretty, either. You and some 'hot' blonde hooker were fucking in an alley <sup>MY EYES BLED SEEING THAT</sup> and the cat zombie lady decided that salted hooker and horrible-mustached you would make a good meal. You didn't have a pretty intestinal tract, man.<br /><br /><br /><br />THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE DAMNED DREAM WAS MY HOUSE. it was awesome .w.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>May lose internet; read link for reason</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:26:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/journal/22826997/#comments">There is a possibility I may lose internet within the next few months, and this journal link explains why.</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A funny story.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:03:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So :devSyntophy: just reminded me of this about 5 minutes ago.<br /><br />I was watching this documentary on a tomb found 15 yards away from King Tut's tomb. After excavating it, the archeologists are suspecting that it's the tomb of his mother, Queen Kiya, who is a second queen of his father. They're thinking this due to the fact that it wasn't a lavish burial, her death mask is strikingly similar to Tut's, and no one knows what happened to her after the death of Tut's father. <br /><br />It was towards the end of this that I remember about my Kiya, and how only royals/nobles got such burials. Well, being that her death mask is quite regal, I giggled at the thought that my Kiya could hypothetically fictionally be Queen Kiya, since I don't have any real backstory on her. That, and when I saw 'her' death mask, I saw that it looked a lot like the one I drew -or, rather, mine looked a lot like it.<br /><br />Now for the record: They found no mummy in the tomb or it's many sarcoffogi(sp?) but they DID find human skin in jars that contained the mummifying salt. I forgot what it's called...something with an N...<br /><br />Anyway. I thought it was kinda funny that happened. I was even thinking about my Kiya that day too XD<br /><br /><br />Should have some LotR fanart sometime soon<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>And I thought the Dev-Stalkers were creepy...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:35:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, remember when I mentioned I have stalkers here on DeviantArt, some of whom decide to try and take my characters? Well, I've got a semi-stalker in the form of my ex-boyfriend. I won't go into details about it, but it just leaves me wondering...<br /><br />Most people who get stalkers are pretty girls in their teens-early thirties or Paula Abdul...so what the fuck is up with me, this fat, ugly, jobless girl who still lives with her parents, getting this kind of crap, eh? Seriously. On Dev, people stalk me for my characters -That I can easily understand. Bair and Emil are pretty damned cool, and are hopefully not too much like a mary-sue. But meanwhile, in real life, I have this attractive (Well, I don't consider him such anymore) guy convinced I didn't break up with him, convinced that I didn't block and remove him from msn...AND I'M THE UGLY PERSON.<br /><br />Isn't this a little backwards? I mean, c'mon. This shit is fucked up, any way you crap it out.<br /><br /><br /><br />Should have some fanarts up tomorrow, or at the latest, sometime next week.<br /><br /><br />TL;DR: I've got a hot stalker while I'm the ugly person. Fucked up situation is fucked up.<br /><br /><br /><br />Also...NO CAVIN THEY ARE NOT FAT FETISHERS DX<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Captain-Emil</author>
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                <title>HA! Take THAT fanart account</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:24:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HA! It may have taken me a month to do, but I finally got a new piece of artwork up! And this one took me over ten hours to do x.x Ick. <br /><br />Anyway, just wanted to gloat about my less than spectacular achievement.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>[Insert 'Spooky' emoticon/plz avatar here]</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:33:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yes, I'm quite aware of the lack of updates this account has recieved over the last month. Oh well, no one really pays it much attention anymore. Hopefully, however, I will have something up by sunday.<br /><br /><br />As I browse around, I notice more and more how i dislike the brightness of the beta-tester's pages. Seriously, just keep the normal green (Yes, folks, it's green -this has been mentioned in the past. Just like how people confuse Aragorn's coat for black when it's licorice green...) and not that blindingly white green they got goin' on for the beta-testers. <br /><br />I say this as a person who is extremely light sensitive, by the way.<br /><br /><br /><br />I badly want to rearrange my room. The only thing preventing me from doing so is the lack of space. I want to put my desk's little tray back on it so i don't have to scour my drawers around me for my pencils. I need to clean the shelf off in my closet/drawing area so i can put useful things up there. I'd have maybe two more feet if I threw my jack standup out, but like hell is that happening.<br /><br />Another thing i want to do is jack my desk up to be almost vertical so i can actually see my pictures dead on. That would mean moving a lot of stuff off of my desk and into the art dresser....I need files or some sort of storage box before that can happen, though, because of all the drawings that are currently store in the assortment of drawers.<br /><br /><br />I'm noticing I've been rather snarky and sarcastic lately, which is totally unlike me. I'm normally the chirpy kid. The worst part? No one <i>understands</i> that i'm being sarcastic. Am I really that smooth with it? I think it's because I haven't really been home alone in what...a month? I don't get time where I can be alone to blast music or movies from my speakers or  play video games for hours on end without being ask countless stupid questions by a certain person >> *glares at father* Yes, I have a damned reason why i'm floating from the Cucco coup down into the middle of the lake, i told you i fucking want the treasure chests DX<br /><br /><br />Egh. I'm thinking internet break shall be needed soon.<br /><br /><br />Downloaded the Full OST of the LotR trilogy and listening to it. I downloaded it before, but couldn't really listen to it all the way through due to some circumstances....so i did it two days ago and am just now getting around to hearing it properly. <br /><br />Let's see...what else....hmmm......Nothing that i can think of right now...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>just an update in life</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:45:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Being that today is nigh over...TWO DAYS 'TIL CHRISTMAS GAIS 8D And happy Hannuka to all ye Jewish people who read this.<br /><br />Right now...I'm thoroughly pooped. For two days straight, I've been baking rather labor-intensive cookies for Christmas Eve, and I got two more days of it ahead of me. Throw in some cooking of food and bathing a dog, and you've got a recipe for exhaustion. Thankfully, most of the food is easy to prepare crockpot style food (sweet and sour meatballs, beans...) while the rest is just a simple assembly of noodles and sauce (spaghetti salad) while still even more is being brought on Christmas Eve for the gathering o' mother's side of the family.<br /><br />Through all of this, I've got nothing done much in the way of art. Seriously. I've...only done part of my comic's cover, which, by the way, is titled 'Dusk's Approach'. It'll be explained in the comic as to why that's the title. IF I EVER GET INSPIRED TO DO ART AGAIN 8|<br /><br />Hm...what else...Oh, my ex and I hooked up again. Apparently this whole time, he was pining away and still liked me, and I still liked him quite a bit, so...yeah. We're back together. Still amuses me that I'm his total opposite and he likes me. Heh. <br /><br />Oh gods am i tired...so going to bed in like...two hours lol. I need so much inspiration right now, lol. Someone should hit me with a stick and knock me out. <br /><br /> <br /><br />...<br /><br /><br />......<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />....<br /><br /><br />...Please don't. That would hurt.<br /><br /><br />Oh, I also completed the snowman that dad made yesterday. It was originally supposed to be Dionysus, but...the braches wouldn't stick in the crown fashion, so it's just a snowman with hair spewing out branches. I dunno...It has a uni-boob. Dad's not too good with shaping snowmen....<br /><br />Totally listening to POKEMANZ soundtrack right now. fuckin' sweet<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>WTF DID THEY DO TO NARCISSA!?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:06:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3170145280/nm0000614">WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS SHIT?!</a><br /><br />Narcissa is NOT A SCENE CHICK. WHY DOES SHE HAVE SCENE HAIR!? She was described as having blonde hair and cold blue eyes, JUST LIKE DRACO. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/chainsaw.gif" width="49" height="20" alt=":chainsaw:" title="Chainsaw" /> <br /><br />And her top looks like Bair's. Wtf man. <sub>I'm not saying they copied bair's, so don't worry.</sub><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>If anyone reads this....</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:20:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...Sorry for the delay in the next fanfiction chapter for Polyamorous. Been busy around the house and doing the christmas picture for the fic. <br /><br />That's all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fanfic poll</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:58:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/journal/poll/432308/">Can be found here.</a><br /><br />Working on the fanfic slowly, currently have no fanart drawn, may have some later next week. I don't really know.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I invented a christmas Meme! (posted from Renovek)</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:20:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So this is a repost from my *<a class="u" href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/">renovek</a> journal, but some people on this account...don't watch that one lol! so here it is:<br /><br />Alright, so this is how my meme works:<br /><br /><b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />Comment with a number between 1 and 10 -ONLY between 1 and 10. <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />I will then reply with the song line(s) that correspond to that number, and you must draw, write, or do something artistic with it. <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />When you're done, pick your top 10 songs and lines from them, and <u>put this up in your journal!</u></b><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" />The catch? The song line(s) are from my top 10 favorite Christmas songs! <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />You're very welcome to interpret them anyway you would like, and are allowed to manipulate them for your use. <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" />When you finish your artisticness, please note me a link to the creation! <br /><br />If anyone does this, I hope you have fun!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Just another lame journal.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:51:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>Yay for copy and paste from my livejournal 8D I've added stuff on here that isn't on the livejournal one, though</sub><br /><br />Okay, so there's a ton of songs that I want to draw pictures to right now, but i just can't think of pictures to go with them! For example -Dirty Little Secret. It reminds me soooo much of Bair and the Weasley twins, but at the same time, it doesn't.  Some of them are Christmas songs that I can easily get mental images for, but I'm saving those for...y'know. December? I have a list of songs on Dev for a song series I'm doing, but...ugh. It's just not working at the moment.<br /><br />I'm also not doing too good with writing on all my stories. My pirates ones have kind died for the moment, while my HP fanfic and Quest for Gatho are rockin'. :/ I'm just not in a pirate mood anymore I guess. <br /><br />I think I'm giving up the PotC Fic, actually. Hardly anyone reads pirates anymore, anyway. I just don't have any inspiration for it anymore. It's bad enough that I find it hard to write on my original pirate story. It's literally to the point where writing piratical subjects feels like a <i>chore</i>. It shouldn't feel like that, should it? No. And Marooned had such potential, too. <br /><br />Pirates is so 2006, anyway. Everyone knows the new thing is Twishit. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /> Pft. I hate Twilight. The title makes it sound like some awesome fantasy novel, but no. It's shit in book form. I could write a far better story for that title, and make it relate to the title...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/no.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":no:" title="No, I disagree!" /><br /><br />Sometimes I wonder just how worthless this account is. The only thing keeping people looking is the Harry Potter <i>art</i>. I'm not even as happy to do fanart these days, either. Ew, i smell onions cooking; random, yes, but i had to say it. Anyway, back on subject...I look around at all these other artists and whatnot and see how much attention they get, and i just feel like my stuff's crap. Oddly enough, it's only fanart that makes me like this. my Renovek account makes me happy.<br /><br />The only thing I think that's keeping this account alive is that fact that I <b>need</b> to get Bair and the Twins' story out there. I need to tell it. If I don't, i'll regret it, and I know it, even when I know I'll get hated by uptight people (which, by the way, I still am. Via Email now. Ooh, private insults). <br /><br /><br />Let's get happier...The inside of my house is entirely decorated for Christmas -yes, including presents- in less than two days. That's...really sad :/ And I cleaned my room to boot. My body is dead. Lol.<br /><br />I want an Ouran High School Host Club bitchbag. (messenger bag). I think having one would be awesome, seriously. My bags are how I show my love for things. Maybe if I do enough browsing around, I'll find one. <br /><br />It's time for another haircut and dye, since the holidays are coming up. I think i'll ask mom for an appointment in the late December teens, that way the hair's still fresh for the holiday events. I already know the style and color. I'm getting the back cropped uber short and my bangs layered -i like them long, but i like the back short XD The color is going to be ginger with dark red highlights. darklights. whatever they're called. It's basically my same style as before, only keeping my bangs long.<br /><br />Ugh. I need to lose weight, too. I hate saying that, because I'm an advocate for inner beauty, but I can't help it. I'm seriously the biggest one in my family, and when I'm stuck around my stick-thin, model sized family members when there's like, tons of food around...Not to mention, if i were skinnier, i could actually find the fucking sweaters I want and wear them...and do cooler things with my hair. That's always a plus. <br /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />tl;dr:<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /><br /><br />This account and filling it with fanart makes me sad now. I'm a stuffed holiday pig and I need a hair appointment soon. Also, I want to draw more song series pics, but fail at life. Aka, a bunch of shit no one will read anyway. =3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Some updates on life, art, and writing</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:44:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alright...for starters, I haven't been writing much this past week, but rather, drawing. I don't know why, but this cuts into the time I had wanted to spend writing on my stories. I've got another picture planned for today as well, so I'll be working on that. Thankfully, it's rather easy and just a few colors. Knowing me though, A little 3-hour drawing will turn into 12 hours, lol. It'll be done digitally.<br /><br /><br />Elaborating upon the situation of the stories...I'm 1/4th through chapter 4 of the HP fanfic, and i know what's going to happen in the next 75%, so that should come out easily enough when I do decide 'Hey, I want to write more than I want to draw right now.'<br /><br /><br />Tomorrow, I'm going to Olympia for hopefully books, art supplies, and mayhap a christmas present or two for some friends. Namely <a href="http://tano-neko-chan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tano-neko-chan.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontano-neko-chan:" title="tano-neko-chan"/></a> because she got me mooses. I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> Mooses. Mooses, mooses, mooses....See? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /> See? I love 'em. <br /><br /><br />For now, however, i must look up Pygmy owls. For they are a key role in my picture...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Poll for next HP chapter</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:36:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://renovek.deviantart.com/journal/poll/425006/">Is located here.</a><br /><br /> Please vote so that I may finish the chapter by next week folks!<br /><br /><br />Also, I'm doing my best to get some better quality art out. I have a comic that i'm ging to do once I finish this emil picture involving Voldie and Bellatrix (Yes, Chris, you know what it is) and after that...I've got nothing. Maybe Gale and Fae art. Maybe stuff of Forkie, the lil' bugger. <br /><br /><br />...And now back to your normally scheduled day.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Explanation of Bair and Twins' relationship</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:16:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alright, so IÂm hoping writing this thorough elaboration upon Bair and the TwinsÂ relationship will put at least <i>some</i> flaming to rest. That, and answer some common misconceptions that occur.<br /><br /><br /><b>What is this kind of relationship called?</b><br />      <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />Polyamorous. From Wikipedia: <br />                      <sub><i>Polyamory (from Greek ÏÎ¿Î»Ï [poly, meaning many or several] and Latin amor [literally ÂloveÂ]) is the desire, practice, or acceptance of having more than one loving, intimate relationship at a time with the full knowledge and consent of everyone involved.</i></sub><br /><br /><b>With a pairing of male/female/male, there MUST be some twincest going on with the twins, right?</b><br />      <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />Actually, no. There is <u>no</u> twincest whatsoever. Fred and George only touch each other in the ways of trying to <u>choke, kill, or beat up</u> the other. No twincestuous touching.<br /><br /><b>How the heck does this thing work out? One twin must get more love than the other.</b><br />      <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />Bair does her best to ensure they each get even amounts of kisses, hugs, cuddles, and slaps. Sometimes, sheÂll spend the whole day with one twin, and then the next day is spent with the other. Other times, they all three go out and have a great day fighting over which ice cream to top their ten-scoop cone with.<br /><br /><b>SheÂs only in it for the sex.</b><br />      <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />Um. No, sheÂs not. SheÂs in it because she loves both of them. She couldnÂt even care less about sex, which explains why the sex occurs after many years of dating.<br /><br /><b>How do their parents react to it?</b><br />      <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />BairÂs parents: At first, theyÂre confused by it, but they accept it because, even though itÂs controversial, they know their own relationship was controversial at first. <sub>Will be emphasized upon in the fanfiction in later chapters</sub>. Molly and Arthur however, donÂt find out until around 2000-2001, mainly due to Fred and George worried that their mom will throw a fit or have a heart attack.<br /><br /><b>And the publicÂs reaction?</b><br />      <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />LetÂs just say that while friends are alright with it, Bair does get called a whore/slut/tramp behind her back a lot of the time.<br /><br /><b>So what happens whenÂyÂknow. Sex happens?</b><br />      <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />ÂThis is the biggest one that people wonder about. When Bair and the twins eventually do get that intimate, itÂs one twin in the room. The other twin gets his turn anywhere from later in the day to later in the week, allowing for Bair to shower and whatnot. <br /><br /><b>So when it comes to sleeping, do they all share the same bed?</b><br />      <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />Yes, yes they do. ItÂs great during the winter if the fire goes out, leaving the house cold. ÂBrebre, IÂm cooollldÂbe my blanketÂÂ <br /><br /><b>What about the kids? Does Bair even know which one is the dad?</b><br />      <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />She does not know which one is the dad, though the kids do show some traits that their father possess Âi.e., one is more outgoing and rambunctious like Fred while another is quieter  and prefers to cook like George. Growing up, the kids call both twins ÂdadÂ, rather than ÂdadÂ and ÂuncleÂ, because, as previously stated, BairÂs got no idea which twinÂs the father. <br /><br /><b>Do they marry?</b><br />      <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" />No. Not only is multiple spouses illegal in many places, but in the places where it is legal, the arrangement is usually a male with multiple wives. In place of a wedding, they call themselves life partners and Bair legally changes her name to ÂWeasleyÂ. They do have rings showing this commitment.<br /><br /><b>Do the twins mind sharing Bair with each other?</b><br />      <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10"... ]]></description>
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                <title>No poll for chapter 3 of HP fanfic</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:38:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yep. Why? I know what's going to happen, so...yeah. Heh. Why am I telling you this now?<br /><br />Well. I spent all day writing and let's just say I've written over 6,000 words spread out over three different stories. I'm nearly done with chapter 2 of the fanfic, started/in the middle of chapter 5 on Quest for Gatho, and finished chapter 6, started chapter 7 on Marooned.<br /><br />All the while, listening to The Little Mermaid and HP soundtracks for all movies =3 Ew. Umbridge is playing.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BWAHAHAHAHAHA*coughwheezehackdie*</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:30:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /><a href="http://renovek.livejournal.com/4976.html">IF YOU LIKE THE GUILTY PLEASURE OF BAIR/BARTY JR. YOU SHOULD GO READ THAT 8D</a> <b>CONTAINS EXPLICIT MATERIAL HOWEVER SO IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 AND READING IT, NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!</b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /><br /><br /><br />Like I care if you read it and you're under 18. Feck, i know 10 year kids who ain't virgins anymore >>; Sadly, that's true.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletyellow.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletyellow:" title="Bullet; Yellow" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletorange.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletorange:" title="Bullet; Orange" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" />On a wholly unrelated note, soon, voting for the autumn contest I entered shall begin. <a href="http://weasley-detectives.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/w/e/weasley-detectives.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconweasley-detectives:" title="weasley-detectives"/></a> is where the voting shall take place (I believe). IÂd appreciate votes for my pictures, but in all honesty, vote for whichever one you think is the best. I know mine isnÂt even close to being the best, therefore, giving me a crappy chance, butÂhey, it was fun. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletyellow.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletyellow:" title="Bullet; Yellow" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletorange.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletorange:" title="Bullet; Orange" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The new little mermaid movie...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 17:11:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...was very, very good. I admit I cried D8 And then it made me go and watch the original Little Mermaid, during which I cried again. Ah, childhood memories, how thou loveth to make me tear up. 8D At least I have some costume ideas for Marooned Emil now. Yep, that's right, I've costumes for the PotC gang!<br /><br />...I'm wondering if I should post the two fanart pieces I have for the song series over here, since they are fanart. I may. And I also need to start drawing the Halloween pictures....<br /><br />Anyway, apparently the phone rang whilst I was watching said movies, and, after listening to the message, I'm glad I didn't pick up. Some guy thought he had his girlfriend's (who, by the sound of it, is a whore) side-boyfriend and was like 'Hey, this is greg man...STOP FUCKING TERESE, MAN! SHE'S <b>MINE</b> N*****!" <sub>Sure, i approve of cursing but i do not approve of the 'n' word</sub> <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /> We really need to change the automated message to an actual one, that would say y'know. Our family name and what not. OR! People can be SMART and look up the name of the guy their whore is cheating on them with!<br /><br /><br />Needless to say, I deleted the message before the parents heard it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>L and R.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:07:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Comment on this post.<br />2. I will give you a letter.<br />3. Think of 5 fictional characters and post their names and your comments on these characters.<br /><br /><a href="http://tano-neko-chan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/tano-neko-chan.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontano-neko-chan:" title="tano-neko-chan"/></a> gave me L for the characters, and R for ten things i like 8D<br /><br />1. L from Death Note<br />I honestly don't know the guy, but he looks like some ADD kid who likes to eat cake and is distantly related to Gollum.<br /><br />2. Legolas Greenleaf of Lord of the Rings fame<br />Ah, how I much preferred thee in the books, dear Elvish princeling. In the books, thou hadst personality, intelligence, and thou wert not so...Orlando Bloom in the text. <br /><br />3. Louis de Pointe du Lac from Vampire Chronicles<br />Alright...I TRIED to read Interview with a Vampire, but because of your incessentally whiney monologue, I gave up. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /> <br /><br />4. Lavender Brown from Harry Potter<br />...You annoy me. You're sex driven; we all understand that from your snog sessions with Ron in Half Blood Prince. I suggest start walkin' the streets.<br /><br />5. Long John Silver from Treasure Island<br />I love him. I'm glad he came back in the Curse of Treasure Island. 8D <br /><br />What I enjoy<br />1. Raspberries<br />Tastey<br /><br />2. Ruby Red grapefruit juice<br />Tangy but delicious<br /><br />3. Return of the King, the<br />A great read. Also makes me cry because it's the end of the trilogy<br /><br />4. Ragetti<br />Because he's just damned adorable<br /><br />5. Rose Red by Emilie Autumn<br />Beautiful but haunting song<br /><br />6. Robert Pattinson<br />He leaked the last twilight book! And he hates his own character. 8D I LOVE HIM.<br /><br />7. Reading <br />Reading is fun, reading is imaginative, reading is purdy.<br /><br />8. Roses<br />But only ones that aren't red. <br /><br />9. Roast chicken<br />Roast chicken is good 8D<br /><br />10. Really sharp objects<br />Because you can kill people. <br /><br />DX R IS HARD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Since it's the 19th...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:14:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I may have a picture up in honor of Talk like A Pirate Day. Er. Should I translate that? ...<br /><br /><i>Translation</i><br /><br />Since it be Talk like a Pirate, ye base-souled, bilge-sucking dogs, I may jus' 'ave meself a tribute up fer it later t' day. Though, 'twould depend on whether or not yer cap'n 'ere 'as the time t'day t' draw such a foppish piece o' art. Ye can nighsay she 'as quite the full plate on 'er hands t'day tha'll be keepin' from this damned contraption. <br /><br />So fer all ye knaves an' knotheads, let htis be a warnin' t' ye -DO NOT be botherin' me t'day or the death ye face wilt make men's blood run cold fer nigh a 'undred years an' then some.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>iTunes/iPod thing</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:54:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You shuffle randomly through your playlist and write down the first line of every song, and everyone who checks here has to see how many songs they recognize.<br /><br />NO GOOGLING! that's cheating! XD<br /><br />Okay go!<br /><sub> This is hard when the majority of your iPod is classical and foreign languages</sub><br />1. Hey girl is he everything you wanted in a man?<br />2. Et EÃ¤rello Endorenna utÃºlien sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta <br />3. Uich gwennen na 'wanath ah na dhÃ­n.<br />4. Here I am this is me there's nowhere else on earth i'd rather be<br />5. This time this place misused mistakes too long too late<br />6. Birds and butterflies rivers and mountains she creates<br />7. My young love said to me my mother won't mind<br />8. Is it still me that makes you sweat? am I who you think about in bed? <sub>Chris you better know this one</sub><br />9. I hear your voice on the wind and I hear you call out my name<br />10. Come with me and join the fellowship, join the fellowship of the Ring<br />11. La fete des fous! La fete des fous! La fete des fous! La fete des fous! <a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a><br />12. From the moment the lights went off everything had changed<br />13. The King and his men stole the queen from her bed<br />15. I'm waiting for the night, drifting away on the waves of my dreams<br />16. My oh my do you wanna say goodbye to have a kingdom baby tell me why?<br />17. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! <a href="http://whyistherumgoneplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/w/h/whyistherumgoneplz.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconwhyistherumgoneplz:" title="whyistherumgoneplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG TWILIGHT *spazz* &gt;&gt;; sarcasm here.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:13:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-entertainment/20080725/Comic.Con.Twilight/">Seriously, people, get a fucking life.</a><br /><br /><i>SAN DIEGO Â If you haven't heard of "Twilight," ask a teenager. The best-selling young-adult book isn't bound for the big screen until December, but fan frenzy for the film practically took over Comic-Con on Thursday.</i><br /><br />If you asked me, I'd tell you "Twilight" was good for one read, and then once you read it again, it's shit.<br /><br /><br /><i>"You don't understand it until you've read it," said 17-year-old Syena Sarrafpour. "The cast of amazing people -they're hot- obviously adds to the excitement."</i><br /><br />Oh PUH-LEEZE! The book was horrible. Like...bad fanfiction horrible! Oh, and if you think saying  'they're hot' totally makes you sound more educated and more like the celebrities you so 'devotely' admire, please. You make yourself look like an idiot. <br /><br /><i>Pattinson, 22, said he was overwhelmed by the attention the role has brought him.<br /><br />"It's kind of terrifying in a lot of ways," he said in an interview. "I still can't really come to terms with it... As soon as one person started to recognize me, literally now I'm just freaking out the whole time."<br /><br />The British actor previously appeared as the doomed Cedric Diggory in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" and "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."</i><br /><br />Frankly, I think Cedric was a far more respectable role than Edward, who's a blatant, sparkly Larry-Stu. Not to mention, Cedric has more of a mental range than just 'Hate' 'Stalker' and 'Sparkly'. It should terrify Robert because, frankly, think of how many girls are going to be wanting to molest him/trying to molest him now. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/no.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":no:" title="No, I disagree!" /><br /><br /><i>"Everyone wants to be Bella," said Sarrafpour. "And (author) Stephenie Meyer wrote Edward as like the perfect guy."<br />Meyer, who followed up "Twilight" with three other best-sellers, said her main character, a "typical teen," is key to the series' appeal.</i><br /><br />Um...Typical? I don't see myself, nor anyone else I know, having strange bouts of bad luck, being flirted with by acne-covered guys who won't give up or hot jocks who won't give up, or feel a sudden attraction to the 'off-limits' people in a new school.<br /><br /><i>"There are so many girls out there who do not know kung fu, and if a guy jumps in the alley they're not going to turn around with a roundhouse kick," Meyer said. "There's a lot of people who are just quieter and aren't having the Prada lifestyle and going to a special school in New York where everyone's rich and fabulous. There's normal people out there and I think that's one of the reasons Bella has become so popular."</i><br /><br />Yes, I don't live the Prada lifestyle or went to a special school, but um. Y'know. I'm going to just kick a guy in the balls if he jumps out of the alley. Or, sit on him. I'm fat enough. And, uh, what the hell are you doing in an alley anyway? Any person with a brain knows that alleys are BAD PLACES TO GO TO ALONE. DUH! Bring a friend!<br /><br /><br />Seriously. Why are people freaking out over this book? Do they honestly think it's that well-written, because it's not. I'm sorry, but it's a lame plot with horribly thought out characters. If you disagree with me, I won't care. It's an OPINION. Like an asshole, everyone has 'em, but not everyone wants to see them. I just chose to put mine up because I wanted to rant, due to the above-mentioned article. <br /><br />Go read some good literature like "Lord of the Rings", "Treasure Island", "Dracula", "Frankenstein", or "Mutiny on the <i>Bounty</i>".<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bairbre the Green-Haired Keeper</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:18:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>To the Tune of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'</b><br />
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<i>Bairbre the green haired keeper, had a very good catch-ing arm<br />
Then when she saw the ba-all, that's when she came to harm<br />
All of the Slytherins la-aughed, calling her dirty names<br />
And Pomfrey wouldn't let for Ba-air, play anymore Qudditch games<br />
Then one rainy gloomy day, Diggory came to beg<br />
Please Mrs. Nurse let Ba-air play, or we will not win this day"<br />
Then the slytherins lo-ost, as the rest shouted with glee<br />
Bairbre the green haired keeper, we owe you our victory! </i><br />
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And then Becky's...."Fairy In a Bottle"...one line 8D<br />
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<i>I gotta fairy in a bottle baby. Gonna heal me when I die honey.</i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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