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                <title>Random Meme!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:04:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hi guys! I know I disappeared, blegh. I haven't been able to draw /anything/ at all. At least nothing I really like. I dunno. I kinda have, but it isn't finished.<br /><br />Here's a random quiz to entertain you:<br /><br /><br />Got this from: <a href="http://mct421.deviantart.com/art/Question-Meme-Generator-69266481">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />1. Ainsley is actually Phylicia in disguise, you know.<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /> That's just not right!<br /><br />2. What would you do if Jake confessed love to you?<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /> He already has!<br /><br />3. What would you do if you hadn't met Kelsea?<br />I don't think Foods class would have been as fun if I didn't know her.<br /><br />4. What musical instrument would Jay most likely play?<br />Apparently he wants to play Electric Violin.<br /><br />5. Danny suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?<br />I don't really have any, so hah!<br /><br />6. Do you love Jacob?<br />He's like a brother to me, so yes. I'm really proud of him for joining the military.<br /><br />7. If Jonny played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?<br />Hahaha, I dunno...errr...Emo kid that's not actually emo but waaay spazzy?<br /><br />8. What's Kaleene's opinion on cheese?<br />XDXD I dunno...<br /><br />9. If Bugsy and Phylicia were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?<br />*Friendship blossoms!*<br /><br />10. Who is Phylicia's best friend?<br />I dunno.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>And that's how the cookie crumbles.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:57:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. <br />~Abraham Lincoln<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Sleep.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:34:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep." <br />Dale Carnegie<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />TEN FREE SKETCHES<br /><br />I may decide to ink and color them as well.<br /><br />1: <a href="http://shadowoflight01.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/h/shadowoflight01.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconshadowoflight01:" title="shadowoflight01"/></a> Sketch of her character Xen<br />Finished <a href="http://chainsawdolly.deviantart.com/art/Xen-78246731">[link]</a><br />2: <a href="http://goth-kittie-13.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/o/goth-kittie-13.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongoth-kittie-13:" title="goth-kittie-13"/></a><br />3: <a href="http://nightmarecortege.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/i/nightmarecortege.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnightmarecortege:" title="nightmarecortege"/></a> Sketch of <a href="http://nightmarecortege.deviantart.com/art/LIKE-OMFG-41249832">[link]</a><br />4:<br />5:<br />6:<br />7:<br />8:<br />9:<br />10:<br /><br />From <a href="http://duece.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/u/duece.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconduece:" title="duece"/></a>'s Journal<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Meaning to Music?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:08:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?' My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?' My answer to that would be, 'No.'"<br />Aaron Copland<br /><br />The first ten people who reply to this journal get put up here, along with three of my favorite deviations by them.<br /><br />But you have to put this in your journal as well, so no cheating!<br /><br />1. <a href="http://singsoftlylove.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/i/singsoftlylove.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsingsoftlylove:" title="singsoftlylove"/></a><br /><a href="http://singsoftlylove.deviantart.com/art/Image-of-Me-77390015">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://singsoftlylove.deviantart.com/art/Partner-in-crime-63121387">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://singsoftlylove.deviantart.com/art/Its-My-Life-61022494">[link]</a><br /><br />2.<a href="http://nightmarecortege.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/i/nightmarecortege.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnightmarecortege:" title="nightmarecortege"/></a><br /><a href="http://nightmarecortege.deviantart.com/art/Beauty-black-and-white-56860490">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://nightmarecortege.deviantart.com/art/Crisscross-71690958">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://nightmarecortege.deviantart.com/art/Paw-69429689">[link]</a><br /><br />3.<br /><br />4.<br /><br />5.<br /><br />6.<br /><br />7.<br /><br />8.<br /><br />9.<br /><br />10.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Creativity.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:05:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "When Alexander the Great visited Diogenes and asked whether he could do anything for the famed teacher, Diogenes replied: 'Only stand out of my light.' Perhaps some day we shall know how to heighten creativity. Until then, one of the best things we can do for creative men and women is to stand out of their light." <br />John W. Gardner <br /><br /><br />RULES:<br />1) Answer the questions below<br />2) Take each answer and type it into dA search box<br />3) Take a deviation from the first page of results (may use ' popular' or 'newest' ) and post thumb (for subscribers) or link (non-subscribers)<br />4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you<br /><br /><br />1. The age you will be on your next birthday: 18<br /><a href="http://wen-m.deviantart.com/art/18-11783840">[link]</a><br /><br />2. A place you'd like to travel: Harajuku<br /><a href="http://dancingvampire.deviantart.com/art/Harajuku-003-35228286">[link]</a><br /><br />3. Your favorite place: Swing set<br /><a href="http://caycee.deviantart.com/art/swing-50379375">[link]</a><br /><br />4. Your favorite object: Balloon<br /><a href="http://ursulav.deviantart.com/art/The-Hedgehog-s-Balloon-3440749">[link]</a><br /><br />5. Favorite food: sushi<br /><a href="http://liftedshadow.deviantart.com/art/Sushi-A-Go-Go-55899168">[link]</a><br /><br />6. Your favorite animal: cat<br /><a href="http://katewalker.deviantart.com/art/Beware-of-the-cat-31849994">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />7. Your favorite color: purple<br /><a href="http://333bracket.deviantart.com/art/Purple-Haze-30481360">[link]</a><br /><br />8. The town/state/etc in which you live: New Bern North Carolina<br /><a href="http://goddesseinie.deviantart.com/art/Evening-Necessities-32658433">[link]</a><br /><br />9. Name of past pet: Fruit Loop<br /><a href="http://evalovinlucy.deviantart.com/art/fruit-loop-70493503">[link]</a><br /><br />10. A dream come true: Muffins?<br /><a href="http://lucie-in-the-sky.deviantart.com/art/I-love-muffins-49319840">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />11. Your nickname/screenname: Chainsawdolly<br /><a href="http://tequar.deviantart.com/art/Chainsawdolly-s-Fire-Angel-20285329">[link]</a><br /><br />This was actually drawn for me! Isn't it pretty?<br /><br />12. Middle name: Ester<br /><a href="http://hunnd.deviantart.com/art/ester-49133685">[link]</a><br />I LOVE THIS PICTURE! I had that haircut when I was little and my mom had a pair of glasses like that back then, so it's really perfect...<br /><br />13. Favorite Smell: Root Beer<br /><a href="http://joekeai.deviantart.com/art/Root-Beer-Float-51270865">[link]</a><br /><br />14. Bad habit of yours: nail biting<br /><a href="http://lensperspective.deviantart.com/art/stop-biting-26078721">[link]</a><br /><br />15. Your first job: baby sitting<br /><a href="http://blueskytides.deviantart.com/art/Baby-Sitting-72571093">[link]</a><br /><br />16. Favourite Movie: Fight Club<br /><a href="http://mwat-is-no-more.deviantart.com/art/FiGhT-cLuB-2888473">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />17. What are you doing right now? Sitting<br /><a href="http://giadrosich.deviantart.com/art/Peculiar-Lass-Sitting-16645656">[link]</a><br /><br />18. Whats The Weather Like? Pretty oh so pretty<br /><a href="http://deadness.deviantart.com/art/Chimerism-25853772">[link]</a><br /><br />19. Favourite Sport: O.o<br /><a href="http://sha-chan69.deviantart.com/art/O-o-64801578">[link]</a><br /><br />20. Favourite Music/Style/Band: Rock<br /><br /><a href="http://toinjoints.deviantart.com/art/Rock-On-29812196">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Bridges</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:48:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Love builds bridges where there are none." R. H. Delaney<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Imagination.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 19:44:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." Albert Einstein<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>National Barbie-in-a-Blender Day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 10:04:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yes, it is true. XD It's all about free speech and such. See the site: <a href="http://barbieinablender.org/">[link]</a><br />
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Other National Days:<br />
<br />
Day of Silence April 26<br />
Site: <a href="http://www.dayofsilence.org/">[link]</a><br />
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National Coming Out Day October 11<br />
Site: <a href="http://www.hrc.org/Content/NavigationMenu/Coming_Out/Get_Informed4/National_Coming_Out_Day/Index.htm">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Talk Like A Pirate Day September 19th<br />
Site: <a href="http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html">[link]</a><br />
<br />
National Child Day November 20th<br />
Site: <a href="http://www.phac-aspc.gc.ca/dca-dea/ncd-jna/main_e.html">[link]</a><br />
<br />
National PI day March 14<br />
Site: <a href="http://www.exploratorium.edu/learning_studio/pi/">[link]</a><br />
<br />
National Pancake Day February 28<br />
Site: <a href="http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/pancakes.asp">[link]</a><br />
<br />
National Poetry Day October 5<br />
Site: <a href="http://www.poetrysociety.org.uk/npd/npdindex.htm">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Last One For Now:<br />
Thomas Crapper Day January 27<br />
Celebrate the Man that Invented the Flush Toilet! ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>I Got 19%</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:59:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ count up your X's and go crawl in a corner and die if you have over 50% emo. please.<br />
<br />
[ ] I listen to Dashboard Confessional<br />
[x] I have cried myself to sleep<br />
[x] I have woken up crying<br />
[ ] I have cried over an ex<br />
[ ] I have cried in a corner<br />
[ ] I have cried next to a window<br />
[ ] I own a billion sweatshirts (I wish, I love sweatshirts ^.^)<br />
[ ] I own an argyle sweater<br />
[ ] almost NONE of them fit properly<br />
[ ] i wear chick pants<br />
[ ] I wear eyeliner<br />
[ ] my eyeliner is black...and ONLY black<br />
[ ] My friend gave me eyeliner for Christmas<br />
[ ] I cried out of joy when I got that eyeliner<br />
[ ] I have all 12 myspace pictures<br />
[ ] most of them are of my head in wierd lighting, are black and white or are of me in weird hats/fancy clothes<br />
[ ] <a href="http://i.type.like.this">[link]</a>.sometimes<br />
[ ] I've written songs about a breakup<br />
[ ] I still cry when I read the lyrics<br />
[ ] I play guitar (I wanna play)<br />
[ ] It's almost ALWAYS acoustic<br />
[ ] I keep a dream journal<br />
[x] I have at least one stuffed animal on my bed at all times<br />
[ ] I change my default pic often<br />
[ ] I would NEVER step foot into Hot Topic<br />
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ringer<br />
[ ] I cry every time I hear it, bc its one of my favorite songs<br />
[ ] I dont personally know 99.99999 percent of my myspace friends<br />
[ ] Nobody understands the real me<br />
[x] I have dyed my hair black, blue or deep red<br />
[ ] I am a straightedge<br />
[ ] I dont hang out with non-edges<br />
[x] I have friends who have never seen my haircolor<br />
[ ] Real punks tend to beat me up alot<br />
[ ] I am a camera Whore<br />
[ ] I love to have girls do my hair and make-up<br />
[ ] There is a phrase such as "music is my boyfriend" on my myspace<br />
[x] i love to give and recieve hugs<br />
[ ] i hate germs<br />
[ ] I have been to a therapist<br />
[ ] It was because my mom didnt understand me<br />
[ ] I am self-concious all the time<br />
[ ] I like the way I look when Im crying<br />
[ ] I dont do sports.<br />
[ ] I just stand around during Punk/Ska concerts<br />
[x] I cant skate<br />
[x] I have borrowed clothing from a member of the opposite sex before<br />
[x] I know that Emo stands for emotional<br />
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house<br />
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products<br />
[ ] I am Gay or Bisexual<br />
[ ] I spend so much time on myspace that I know HTML<br />
[ ] One of my myspace pictures is of me crying(or use to be)<br />
[ ] My best feature is my hair<br />
[ ] My special talent is to be able to "emo flip" my hair<br />
[ ] One of my myspace pictures is of me making a kissy face<br />
[ ] I almost never spend more than two dollars on a shirt<br />
[ ] I reapply my eyeliner up to 200 times a day<br />
[x] I have wished I was never born<br />
[ ]"caring is creepy" means something to me<br />
[ ] I know who that song is by<br />
[ ] I just started listening to their cd<br />
[ ] And now I'm crying<br />
[x] I know that Sunny Day Real Estate is not a real estate agency<br />
[ ] I have their cd<br />
[ ] Guys with mohawks are hot<br />
[ ] I dislike animals which are bigger than me<br />
[x] This includes large dogs<br />
[ ] I have never gotten a detention<br />
[ ] Mostly because I cried my way out of it<br />
[ ]My screen Name has X's in it<br />
[ ] My Screen Name has the words bleed, tears, dream in it <br />
[ ] My screen name has a combination of those words in it (or used to)<br />
[x] I write my own poetry and songs<br />
[x] I never get around to putting a melody or chords to it though<br />
[ ] I have stayed home from school because I was depressed<br />
[ ] Valentines day makes me think of how awful my life really is<br />
[x] Black band t's<br />
[ ] Saucony Shoes<br />
[x] or Converse?<br />
[ ] in a color other than black?<br />
[ ] In a bright color?<br />
[x] messenger bag?<br />
[x] adorned with pins?<br />
[ ] patches?<br />
[ ] kept on the bag with safety pins?<br />
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian<br />
[ ] I am friends with "peta2" on myspace<br />
[ ] i check my myspace everyday<br />
[x] I can take any word and quote a song with that word in it (Not sure, test me)<br />
[ ] I say goodbye on the internet with one of these <3<br />
[ ] I have sung "screaming infedelities"<br />
[ ] I change my myspace constantly<br />
[ ] I am welling up with tears ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Yes another one XD</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 08:39:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A - Available? No<br />
A - Age?: 15<br />
A - Annoyance: This chick that rides my bus. I told her my name and she thinks we're automatically friends. She wants everything! My music, my soda, my candy (I had to let that out, sorry. I'll write about it in a journal later, SO annoying)<br />
<br />
B - Best Friends?: Ainsley of course, Jacob too<br />
B - Bar: I don't understand the question<br />
B - Birthday?: November 9th<br />
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C - Crush: I don't have a crush, I already know I love Jake <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nod.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":nod:" title="Nod" /><br />
C - Car: nope<br />
C - Cat: Nyobi<br />
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D - Dead Pets Name: Fruit Loop, Max, Fish the Goldfish, and other fish too, I'm sure<br />
D - Dads Name: ooh, akward question...I don't know him<br />
D - Dog: I don't like dogs that much<br />
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E - Easiest person to talk to: I'd have to say Ainsley, Jake, or Jacob<br />
E - Eggs: Yumm<br />
E - Email: shaduasy@hotmail.com I love emails, not as much as snail mail of course<br />
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F - Favorite color? purple<br />
F - Food: chicken nuggets!<br />
F - Foreign Slang: hmm... That is SO fetch! Does that count?<br />
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G - Gummy Bears or Worms: BOTH!<br />
G - God: I believe in him among other tihngs<br />
G - Good Time: Talking to Jake or Ainsley<br />
<br />
H - Hair Color: Brown and blonde<br />
H - Height: 5'4 1/2"<br />
H - Happy: almost all the time!<br />
<br />
I - Ice Cream: Cookie dough<br />
I - Instrument: guitar<br />
I - Idol: I don't believe in Idols, especially not American ones *snicker*<br />
<br />
J - Jewelry: Necklaces and bracelets<br />
J - Job: not yet<br />
J - Joke: Stop TIME for $10!<br />
<br />
K - karate: Not after what happened to Cera, owwie<br />
K - kite: XD I wish<br />
K- KFC: POPCORN CHICKEN!<br />
<br />
L - Longest Car Ride: To CT, and I'd do it again<br />
L - Longest Relationship: 3 months<br />
L - Last Person you spoke to on the Phone: I don't even remember my last phone call<br />
<br />
M - Milk Flavor: chocolate <br />
M - Mothers Name: Aslaug<br />
M - Movie Last Watched: Final Destination 3!!!<br />
<br />
N - Number of Siblings: none<br />
N - Northern or Southern: I'm southern, but I like the north XD<br />
N - Name: Maya<br />
<br />
O - ONE WISH? Hmmm....I can't pick just one!<br />
O - One Phobia? Falling<br />
O - One goal: XD I was just talking about goals with CLAIRE!<br />
<br />
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: umm, does: they don't know each other qualify?<br />
P - Part of your appearance that you like best: I dunno, eyes maybe?<br />
P - Part of your Personality you like best: XD I don't know<br />
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Q - Quote: "I don't know what has happened to me these days, But it feels like love in the strangest way" Lola Ray's song 'Automatic Girl'<br />
Q - Question for the next person: ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!?!?!<br />
Q - Quick or Slow?: I don't get this question either<br />
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R - Reason to smile: Jake, Ainsley, things in the mail, Oh meh goodness, the list could go on and on!<br />
R - Reality TV Show: My life is reality enough, thanks<br />
R - right or Left: Right over rules all!<br />
<br />
S - Song Last Heard: Automatic Girl by Lola Ray<br />
S - Season: Fall, pretty colors. WHICH YOU DON'T GET IN NC! Friggin Pines<br />
S - Sex: Female<br />
<br />
T - Time you woke up: Around 8:30<br />
T - Time Now: 11:28<br />
T - Time for bed: 10<br />
<br />
U - Unknown Fact about me: Tootsie rolls are one of my favorite candies *nod*<br />
U - Unicorns?: I LOVE UNICORNS! Especially Carlos the Unicorn<br />
U - U are a(n) overly happy person<br />
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V - Vegetable you hate: I don't really hate any veggies<br />
V - Vegetable you love: CORN!<br />
V - View on Politics: No comment<br />
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W- Worst Habits: chewing my nails >.<<br />
W- What do you wanna be when you grow up: Artist or in music<br />
W- Where are you traveling to next? I could only hope to travel to CT, or Japan<br />
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X - X-Rays: On my leg once<br />
X - X-Rated Porn: EW >.<<br />
X - chromosome: O.o<br />
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Y - Year you were born: 1990<br />
Y - Year it is now: 2006<br />
Y - Yellow? WOOT!<br />
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Z - Zoo Animal: KOWS!<br />
Z - Zodiac: Scorpio<br />
Z- zzzzs: SLEEP! YES! ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Guilty/Innocent</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 07:26:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Fairly simple here, just answer Guilty or Innocent and re-post your answers.<br />
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Singing in the shower?: Guilty<br />
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Spit in someone's Drink?: Innocent<br />
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Played with Barbies?: Guilty<br />
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Made someone cry?: not sure<br />
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Opened your Christmas presents early?: Guilty<br />
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Lied to a friend?: Guilty<br />
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Broken a bone?: Innocent<br />
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Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?: Innocent<br />
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Played a Computer game for more than 5 hours?: innocent<br />
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...Have you Ever...<br />
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Ran through the sprinklers?: yes<br />
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Ran through the sprinklers naked?: no<br />
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Went outside naked? XD no<br />
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Flashed somebody?: XD I have someone to do that for me, she knows who she is XD<br />
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Mooned somebody?: XD no<br />
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Been on stage?: yes<br />
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Been on stage naked or close to it?: O.O no....<br />
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Been in a parade?: no<br />
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Been in a school play?: yes<br />
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Drank beer?: eww, no<br />
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Gotten detention?: XD yeah<br />
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Gotten OSS/expelled?: no<br />
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Been on a plane: yes<br />
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Been on a cruise?: no<br />
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Cheated on a test?: I don't remember<br />
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Broken into a house?: XD No, but I've been accused of it<br />
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Flipped somebody off? no, but oh how I want to some times<br />
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Gotten a tattoo?: not yet<br />
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Gotten piercings?: yeah, twice on each ear<br />
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Gotten into a fist fight?: no<br />
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Gotten into a shouting match?: no, I hate shouting<br />
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Swallowed sea/pool water?: yes<br />
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Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: XD who hasn't?<br />
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Laughed so hard it hurt?: XD Alot more often now<br />
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Fell down a whole flight of stairs?: no<br />
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Tripped on your own feet?: Yes<br />
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Cried yourself to sleep?: yes<br />
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Cried in public?: yes<br />
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Thrown up in public?: no<br />
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Lied to your parents?: yes<br />
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Skipped school?: only when my mom lets me<br />
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Been cheated on?: I don't think so<br />
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Cried so hard you threw up?: no, but I have done the vice versa<br />
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Given a wet willy to someone?: XD no<br />
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Gotten a wet willy?: yes<br />
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Gone skinny dipping: no<br />
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Skydived: no, afraid of falling, wouldn't be able to do it<br />
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Gotten jealous: I'm not a jealous person<br />
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Screamed so loud you turned red: probably<br />
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Burned an ant with a magnigying glass?: no ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Aloha!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 14:34:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey everyone, won't be on as often anymore! But I'll see you all every once in awhile. Bye bye! ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Single Soul</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2006 18:50:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I love this quote:<br />
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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.<br />
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Hmmm, I think I'm agreeing with it. What about you? ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:24:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Gimme something morbid<br />
Gimme something unreal<br />
Gimme something I can sink my teeth into<br />
Gimme Love<br />
Gimme hate<br />
Gimme something empty<br />
Gimme some inspiration ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Inside jokes are the best</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 16:22:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ They are! Because you can laugh with only one or only a few other people and no one has a clue what they hell is so funny! Do I have any inside jokes with you? Hmm?<br />
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I'll come watch you sleep. (Inside joke) ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 22:26:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Grrr, Secret Service Agent. I should hire one, and laugh as he tackles everyone that talks to me. XD<br />
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And Scotty doesn't know. ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Impossible</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 15:43:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. Its an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. Its a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 23:22:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just decided to draw Valentine's Day Pictures for everyone! But then I decided against it just as quickly. But if you would like a picture from me let me know. I need something to do. Just make sure you know what you want. If you wanna see a character from my gallery brought back to life gimme a link, if you want me to draw one of your characters gimme a link. If you want me to draw you, make sure I know what you look like (which means gimme a link XD) If you've got any ideas for a comic I could draw, lemme know and I'll do my best. I WANT TO DRAW! I wouldn't mind coloring either. Any lineart....well, you know the dealio, gimme a link! XD<br />
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Pleae? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/please.gif" width="15" height="22" alt=":please:" title="Please" /> I'm beggin' ya to gimme something to draw, anything. Nothing I don't draw though....yeah.... ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Quizziness of Doom</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 23:08:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Y O U <br />
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[ .01. ] first name: Maya<br />
[ .02. ] middle name: I'm making you people guess in my other thing so you'll have to just wait ^.^<br />
[ .03. ] last name: Dawson<br />
[ .04. ] nickname(s): Tink among others<br />
[ .05. ] gender: female<br />
[ .06. ] birthday: November 9th<br />
[ .07. ] height: 5'5"<br />
[ .08. ] hair color: brown with a white streak<br />
[ .09. ] eye color: blue<br />
[ .010. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: Glasses<br />
[ .011. ] do you have braces: no<br />
[ .012. ] is your hair long or short: on the shorter (but not too much) side<br />
[ .013. ] where were you born: Charleston South Carolina<br />
[ .014. ] current location: My Aunt's house<br />
[ .015. ] zodiac sign: Scorpio, you know you love them<br />
[ .016. ] how many languages do you know: 1 and various words from other ones<br />
[ .017. ] what laungage do you want to learn: Latin, Japanese, Icelandic<br />
[ .018. ] bad habits: Biting my fingernails, not going to sleep when I should (like now XD)<br />
[ .019. ] piercings you have: 4, two in each ear<br />
[ .020. ] piercings you want: I really want a labret, my mom thinks I should get my eyebrow pierced<br />
[ .021. ] tattoos you have: I'm getting one one day, I promised Ainsley I'd get one and I want some others<br />
[ .023. ] today: just started<br />
[ .024. ] today's date: January 19th<br />
[ .025. ] the time: 1:27 AM<br />
[ .026. ] ready for a bunch more questions: O.O I'm glad I've got nothing else to do<br />
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F A M i L Y<br />
[ .027. ] mother's name: Aslaug  (yes, that's her name)<br />
[ .028. ] father's name: I don't know him<br />
[ .029. ] brother's name: I have one of those?<br />
[ .030. ] sister's name: Ainsley XD<br />
[ .031. ] favorite aunt: Aunt Ester<br />
[ .032. ] favorite uncle: Uncle Willie<br />
[ .033. ] favorite grandparent: My Pabba<br />
[ .036. ] worst relative: *snort* The list would go on and on<br />
[ .037. ] best relative: Mom<br />
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: most of the time yes<br />
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you?: Ainsley understands me<br />
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P E T S<br />
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[ .040. ] do you have any pets:yes<br />
[ .041. ] what are their names: Nyobi<br />
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: cat<br />
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S C H 0 0 L<br />
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[ .043. ] are you still in school: yes<br />
[ .044. ] did you drop out: Oh come on, it's not that bad<br />
[ .045. ] current gpa: tch<br />
[ .046. ] favorite grade: That's tough, I'd have to say 6th because that's when I met Ainsley, and parts of 8th and 9th<br />
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 4th, evil teacher<br />
[ .048. ] favorite teacher right now: I haven't been to my new school yet but from EHS I liked Ms Fidler, Mrs White, and Mrs Ciarci<br />
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: Hmmm....Dunno<br />
[ .050. ] favorite subject: Art. Art is the best<br />
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: Math >.<<br />
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Neither?<br />
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: used to play Golf in middle school<br />
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: nope, too lazy<br />
[ .055. ] be honest, are/was you popular: Umm, not in the way people think I guess<br />
[ .056. ] favorite dance: Anyone with Ainsley<br />
[ .057. ] favorite memory: Hmmm, I have so many<br />
[ .058. ] favorite memory you want to have: I dunno<br />
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: rather not talk about it<br />
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P R i V A T E L i F E<br />
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[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: Yes ^.^<br />
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: no<br />
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: yeah<br />
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: before this, no<br />
[ .190. ] how many people have you liked: nyeh, a few<br />
[ .191. ] who was your first crush: most likely someone I don't remember from Florida<br />
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: I haven't heard of any so far O.o<br />
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: none<br />
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up your love life: Right now I'm in love with an awesome guy. Does that sum it up?<br />
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: Wonderful. I love you Jake <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /><br />
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: yep<br />
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: Personality<br />
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: on the cheek<br />
[ .202. ] are you still friends: depends on who you're referring to<br />
[ .203. ] so moving along.. do you smoke: no<br />
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: hell no<br />
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: noooo<br />
[ .206. ] how about a little x: no<br />
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: no<br />
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: I don't drink<br />
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: Read above<br />
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: I doubt it<br />
[ .211. ] prefer b... ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>How well do you know me?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 20:36:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if you dont have any idea what they are and send it back to ME. Be honest.<br />
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my name:<br />
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Who is the love of my life:<br />
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Where did we meet:<br />
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Take a stab at my middle name:<br />
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How long have you known me:<br />
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When is the last time that we saw each other:<br />
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Do I smoke:<br />
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Do I drink:<br />
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When is my birthday:<br />
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What was your first impression of me upon meeting me:<br />
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Do I have any siblings:<br />
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What's one of my favorite things to do:<br />
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Am I funny:<br />
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What's my favorite type of music:<br />
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What is the best feature about me:<br />
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Am I shy or outgoing:<br />
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Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:<br />
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Do I have any special talents:<br />
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Would you consider me a friend/good friend:<br />
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Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):<br />
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What is a memory we have once had:<br />
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Have you ever hugged me:<br />
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Do you want to make out/hook up with me:<br />
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Do you miss me...do you think i miss you:<br />
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What is my favorite food:<br />
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If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:<br />
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What's your favorite memory of me:<br />
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Who do I like right now:<br />
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What is my worst habit:<br />
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If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?<br />
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Are we friends:<br />
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Will you repost this so I can do it for you?: ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Trucker Hat</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 20:49:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I love this song by Bowling For Soup. it's really wonderful and if you can, you should listen to it.<br />
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This is the song that reminds me of my trucker hat<br />
That I used to wear not to block out the sun<br />
With a john deere logo and a stain on the back<br />
From where you laid me out flat one look I was done<br />
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And all these things mean nothing to me<br />
When Im with you Ive got everything<br />
I could want and I could need<br />
Even God he would agree<br />
You and I were meant to be<br />
Its easy to see<br />
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Ill never go out of style on you<br />
And nothing really feels the way you do<br />
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good<br />
When you fit me like you do<br />
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This is the verse about the Parachute pants<br />
That I learned to break dance in and thought I was good<br />
So much for believing the fat guy doesnt win<br />
get the girl in the end I never thought that I could<br />
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And all these things mean nothing to me<br />
When Im with you Ive got everything<br />
I could want and I could need<br />
Even God he would agree<br />
You and I were meant to be<br />
Its easy to see<br />
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Ill never go out of style on you<br />
And nothing really feels the way you do<br />
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good<br />
When you fit me like you do<br />
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Im not the perfect guy<br />
a little slow but Ive<br />
Got perfect timing with you<br />
Got perfect timing with you<br />
Take a look around<br />
Outside the in crowd<br />
There aint nothing we cant do<br />
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Ill never go out of style on you<br />
And nothing really feels the way you do<br />
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good<br />
When you fit me like you do ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Haircut</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:58:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hah, I got my hair cut. I'll take some pictures in a bit, mom and I are gonna do something before I take some pictures though, it'll look better.<br />
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Went and picked out classes today! I don't have any MATH! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> I have Art (Hurrah!), English, World History, and P.E.... I hate PE I thought I was over with it <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stab.gif" width="24" height="15" alt=":stab:" title="Stabbed in the gut, just like Jack the Ripper!" /> Argh But no Math, so I'm fine. We go to PE for a week then Health a week and it's not Co-Ed. Right....I should go let my mom do my hair...<br />
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Oh yeah.... I ran into a wall today. It was funny. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /><br />
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AND SHE FOUND A STRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>I shot the school Mascot</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 18:06:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tch, I wish. But I haven't had the chance since I haven't been in school since December. I'm not complaining....but I am. And that's all I have to rant about.<br />
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Oooh, I got a new sweater today. We got an extra large because I wanted it to be really big and comfy-like. So I put it on, and it's comfy, but it's not that much bigger than I'd hoped. I'm glad we decided to get the extra-large cause I dun think anything else would've fit.<br />
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I'm getting my bangs tomorrow too. I'll post pictures up soon after. My mom's doing something else once we get home from our errands tomorrow, but <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shh.gif" width="17" height="19" alt=":shh:" title="Shh" />, I'm not telling. *grin*<br />
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Yeah, it's taken me quite some time to write this so I'm stopping it now. ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 14:59:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I love grilled cheese and tomato soup <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><br />
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                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Nyeh</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 21:00:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I really need inspiration for drawings. If you have any ideas for me or any songs you think might give me an idea feel free to tell me. (Or yell at me to get it the hell done, whatever suits you better XD) yeah, I'm tired. Went and saw Fun With Dick and Jane and it was friggin hilarious. ah man, you should go see it, it's awesome for a good laugh ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Mute</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:33:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Why do I do this? Diggin' up bullcrap I shouldn't be touching. Finding where this started, getting together all I've forgotten. Maybe I just need to do this to continue on with what I've got. I think I'm starting to sound like someone I'm not liking right this moment. But I'm fine, this is just something I need to do.<br />
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If I could choose out of being deaf, mute, or blind, I'd be mute. I could not stand not being able to hear the music I love or even the people I love. I couldn't stand being blind because I couldn't see all the beautiful things in this world. I'd be a mute. Silent, listening to others that only care about themselves. it's not like they (except for a few precious people) hear me anyways.<br />
<br />
Yes, I'm done ranting. Needed to get that out. ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>I am the Burger King XD</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:18:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just got my package from Ainsley today. Thank you, Love, it's perfectly wonderful. Yes, only Ainsley would send me a Burger King Crown. And yes, only I would wear it. (I'm sure you guys would too, but I love mine more cause Ainsley sent it to me <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nana.gif" width="37" height="22" alt=":nana:" title="Nana, look what I have and you dont!" />) But yeah, I'm in an even better mood than I have been (Is that even possible? I guess it is XD) But yeah, I'm in a perfect mood. ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2006 13:58:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 40 QUESTIONS<br />
<br />
1. Ever been given a ring?<br />
XD long story<br />
<br />
2. Single/Taken?<br />
Taken ^.^<br />
<br />
3. What are you listening to?<br />
Like Eating Glass by Bloc Party (And scooby doo)<br />
<br />
4. How many times have you dropped your cell today?<br />
I don't like phones<br />
<br />
5. Last sport you played?<br />
Golf<br />
<br />
6. Things you spend a lot of money on?<br />
ummm, cds. Things for other people<br />
<br />
7. Three things you ate last?<br />
Ummm, candy, bacon, eggs (Not all together mind you)<br />
<br />
8. First thing you notice about the opposite sex?<br />
personality<br />
<br />
9. One favorite song.<br />
hmmm, Broken, by Seether<br />
<br />
10. Where do you live?<br />
In my head ^.^<br />
<br />
11. High school you attend(ed).<br />
EHS and pretty soon HHS<br />
<br />
12. Cell phone service provider.<br />
I don't have one! How many times must I tell you?<br />
<br />
13. Favorite mall store.<br />
Hmm, Hot Topic<br />
<br />
14. Longest Job held.<br />
does Babysitting count? Just kidding, never had a job<br />
<br />
15. Do you own a pair of dice?<br />
I have one die, I got it from Ainsley. <br />
<br />
16. Do you prank call people?<br />
no, I don't like phones<br />
<br />
17. Last wedding attended?<br />
This summer in Georgia<br />
<br />
18. First friend you'd call if you won the lottery?<br />
What's up with all the phone questions?<br />
<br />
19. Last time you attended church.<br />
Christmas<br />
<br />
20. Favorite fast food restaurant.<br />
Taco Bell, I adore Taco Bell<br />
<br />
21. Biggest lie you have heard?<br />
Oooh, I dunno<br />
<br />
22. Immediate Vacation Spot?<br />
Japan then CT then Florida or anywhere warm<br />
<br />
23. Where's your favorite place to eat with friends?<br />
Taco bell!<br />
<br />
24. Can you cook?<br />
I'm learning<br />
<br />
25. What car do you drive?<br />
tch, I don't wanna drive.<br />
<br />
26. Best kisser?<br />
Never been kissed<br />
<br />
27. Last time you cried?<br />
I dunno, before I moved probably<br />
<br />
28. Most hated food?<br />
cooked fish. And mushrooms<br />
<br />
29. Thing you like most about yourself...<br />
Oh I don't know, it was hard enough picking three things<br />
<br />
30. Thing you hate most about yourself?<br />
procrastinator<br />
<br />
31. Person you want to do in a bad way?<br />
O.o I'm confused<br />
<br />
32. Favorite thing?<br />
My Ainsley necklace *nods happily*<br />
<br />
33. Favorite Movie?<br />
Fight Club<br />
<br />
34. Can you sing?<br />
I really don't like the sound of my voice so I don't know<br />
<br />
35. Last concert attended?<br />
Never been to one<br />
<br />
36. Last kiss?<br />
never been kissed<br />
<br />
37. Last movie rented?<br />
Umm, my aunt and uncle rented Wedding Crashers, pretty funny<br />
<br />
38. Favorite Alcoholic drink?<br />
I don't drink<br />
<br />
39. Thing you never leave home without.<br />
Umm, my purse, money. I dunno<br />
<br />
40. What are you gonna do now that your done?<br />
Talk to people ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Woot</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 17:07:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm currently trying to convince my mom to let me get bangs. *grins* Yes yes, if my masterplan is successful I'll post pictures up. And that's pretty much it.... ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Hiya</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 14:32:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just 101 random thoughts. Yes, one hundred and one.(I miss counted, oops) I was bored....all day. I wanted to do this for awhile, but not all the things I wanted to put in there are in there (I forgot them) But yeah, here it is:<br />
<br />
I like eating lunch meat straight out of the fridge<br />
<br />
I love standing in the rain<br />
<br />
Yes I like Avril Lavigne<br />
<br />
I randomly sing Rubber Duckie<br />
<br />
I sing in the shower and around close friends<br />
<br />
I love Ainsley<br />
<br />
I have a sudden urge to sing<br />
<br />
I use Dictionary.com frequently<br />
<br />
I have a low tolerance for pain<br />
<br />
I love random people and being random<br />
<br />
I hate people who hate me because of how I look<br />
<br />
I care more about your personality than what you look like<br />
<br />
No matter what you're going through I'm here for you<br />
<br />
The Caps lock button is a conspiracy<br />
<br />
I could care less if you give me something out of a vending machine, I'll love it because you gave it to me<br />
<br />
If you want me to do something, just ask, I really don't mind (Unless it's bad)<br />
<br />
I love my friends<br />
<br />
Marilyn Monroe and Elvis Presley rock<br />
<br />
I love oldies music<br />
<br />
I love watching black and white movies<br />
<br />
I think the American way of life is lazy<br />
<br />
I love eating Taco Bell, watching Fight Club, and spilling soda all in one night with Ainsley<br />
<br />
The only good thing about winter (in my opinion) is hot chocolate and snow<br />
<br />
I hate the sound of airplanes flying overhead<br />
<br />
I love listening to 80's music that has no point at all (like Video Killed the Radio Star and Turning Japanese)<br />
<br />
My camera batteries are charging<br />
<br />
I love funny commercials<br />
<br />
One of my favorite characters from Fight Club is Bob<br />
<br />
I love color even though a good amount of my wardrobe is monochromatic<br />
<br />
I once dressed as someone from the movie Pleasantville for Halloween and everyone thought I was a dead cheerleader<br />
<br />
Root beer is the best soda in the world<br />
<br />
I love getting letters in the mail, it's so much more personal than e-mails<br />
<br />
I believe in fate, life after death, and soul mates among other things<br />
<br />
I believe Tarot cards really work<br />
<br />
I'm freezing *goes and gets a sweater*<br />
<br />
Sweaters are your friend, cold is the enemy<br />
<br />
I'm hearing things<br />
<br />
I love laughing<br />
<br />
I love anyone who can make me really truly laugh<br />
<br />
Phones can just die<br />
<br />
I don't like using the term 'black' and 'white' in the case of people<br />
<br />
Mtv is no longer music television<br />
<br />
Dogs annoy me to no end (Why must they be so cute?)<br />
<br />
I love singing All The Small Things by Blink 182 with Ainsley<br />
<br />
Zombies rule<br />
<br />
I am currently typing this in notepad until I finish because my first list was eaten by the internet (conspiracy)<br />
<br />
My shoulder itches<br />
<br />
My family is certifiably insane (Or at least should be)<br />
<br />
I hate it when people claim to be hurting themselves just for attention<br />
<br />
I don't like famous people that starve themselves<br />
<br />
I adore gore and unusual ways of dying<br />
<br />
Gorillaz song 19-2000 (soulchild mix) makes me want to dance as does their song Dare<br />
<br />
I hate it when Prince barks at his reflection<br />
<br />
Scotty doesn't know<br />
<br />
Forty minutes until anyone worth talking to gets out of school<br />
<br />
I can't fall asleep on my back<br />
<br />
I'm afraid of falling, spiders, and dying<br />
<br />
I like sushi<br />
<br />
I like eating breakfast for dinner<br />
<br />
My eye itches now<br />
<br />
My cat, Nyobi, worships the box god<br />
<br />
I despise Spongebob, all things Spongebob should die and be burned. He's brainwashing us all... another conspiracy ^.~<br />
<br />
I love cows<br />
<br />
I hate abusive pet owners<br />
<br />
Superheroes are cool, but I'm partial to supervillains<br />
<br />
I always wear shoes or socks<br />
<br />
I collect My Little Ponies<br />
<br />
My wallet currently will not close<br />
<br />
This is number 68 on the list<br />
<br />
I love Jake<br />
<br />
I'm sick of being sick<br />
<br />
The ladies on tv are talking<br />
<br />
It took me four times to watch Darkness Falls<br />
<br />
The Beastie Boys make me laugh<br />
<br />
I like using words that sound made up but really aren't, like pshaw<br />
<br />
In a way, all words are made up, aren't they?<br />
<br />
Old people ROCK! (Well, except the ones that murder other old people O.o)<br />
<br />
I hate it when random things like your leg or arm randomly start hurting (bad random)<br />
<br />
Someone called me a moron once and I laughed at them, it was quite funny<br />
<br />
Coroner is a funny word<br />
<br />... ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Random Quiz</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 05:51:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Put an X where it applies to you...<br />
<br />
you are<br />
[] short, 5'2 and under<br />
[x] 5'3 -5'8"<br />
[] 5'9" - 6'0<br />
[] 6'1<br />
[] tall 6'2 and up<br />
<br />
NATURALLY<br />
[] blonde<br />
[] redhead<br />
[x]brunette<br />
[] dirty blonde/brownish<br />
[] dark brown<br />
[] black<br />
<br />
<br />
[x] blue-eyed<br />
[] brown-eyed<br />
[] green-eyed<br />
[] hazel eyed<br />
[] dark eyed (dark brown)<br />
[] gold/gray-eyed<br />
[] silver/gray- eyed<br />
[] blue/green-eyed<br />
[] blue/gray-eyed<br />
[] they change colors<br />
<br />
<br />
[x] glasses<br />
[] contacts<br />
[]neither<br />
[] both<br />
<br />
[x]short hair<br />
[]medium<br />
[] long hair<br />
<br />
<br />
Your favorite color(s) are?<br />
<br />
[] red<br />
[]hot pink<br />
[]yellow<br />
[x]black<br />
[]green<br />
[]neon green<br />
[]blue<br />
[]white<br />
[]turquoise<br />
[]silver<br />
[x]purple<br />
[]brown<br />
[]orange<br />
[]grey<br />
[]maroon<br />
[]gold<br />
[x]deep purple<br />
[x]blood red<br />
[]all of them<br />
<br />
Some things you've done<br />
or have attempted to do<br />
<br />
[] ice skating<br />
[x] hiking<br />
[] kayaking<br />
[] rafting<br />
[] water skiing<br />
[] camping<br />
[x] horseback riding<br />
[] surfing and skim/wake boarding<br />
[] snowboarding<br />
[] skiing<br />
[] skateboarding<br />
[]cheerleading<br />
[] lacrosse<br />
[x]street hockey<br />
[] gymnastics<br />
[] martial arts<br />
[] bmx<br />
[] baton twirling<br />
<br />
<br />
you CAN'T stand listening to?<br />
[x] pop<br />
[x] country<br />
[] christian<br />
[] classical<br />
[] techno<br />
[] oldies<br />
[x]opera<br />
[] reggae<br />
[] emo<br />
[] 80's<br />
[x] disco<br />
[x] hip hop<br />
[] punk<br />
[x] rap<br />
<br />
The pets you have/had?<br />
(Put however many x's number of pets you've had)<br />
<br />
[xx] cat<br />
[]dog<br />
[] lizard<br />
[] rat<br />
[] ferret<br />
[]bunny<br />
[xx]fishes<br />
[] duck<br />
[] horse<br />
[] bird<br />
[] frog<br />
[x] hermit crab<br />
[] prarie dog<br />
[] turtle<br />
[]hamster<br />
[] snake<br />
[] gerbil<br />
[] guinea pig<br />
[] pig<br />
[] goat<br />
[] chinchilla<br />
[] tarantula<br />
[] geese<br />
[] chicken/rooster<br />
[] El chupacabra<br />
<br />
States I have been to:<br />
[x] Alabama<br />
[] Alaska<br />
[] Arizona<br />
[] Arkansas<br />
[] California<br />
[] Colorado<br />
[x] Connecticut<br />
[] delaware<br />
[x] Florida<br />
[x] Georgia<br />
[] Hawaii<br />
[] Idaho<br />
[] Illinois<br />
[] Indiana<br />
[] Iowa<br />
[] Kansas<br />
[] Kentucky<br />
[] Louisiana<br />
[] Maine<br />
[] Maryland<br />
[x] Massachusetts<br />
[] Michigan<br />
[] Minnesota<br />
[] Mississippi<br />
[] Missouri<br />
[] Montana<br />
[] Nebraska<br />
[] Nevada<br />
[] New Hampshire<br />
[] New Jersey<br />
[] New Mexico<br />
[] New York<br />
[x] North Carolina<br />
[] North Dakota<br />
[x] Ohio<br />
[] Oklahoma<br />
[] Oregon<br />
[] Pennsylvania<br />
[] Rhode Island<br />
[x] South Carolina<br />
[] South Dakota<br />
[] Tennessee<br />
[] Texas<br />
[] Utah<br />
[] Vermont<br />
[] Virginia<br />
[] Washington<br />
[] Washington D.C.<br />
[] West Virginia<br />
[] Wisconsin<br />
[] Wyoming<br />
<br />
your confessions:<br />
[] im afraid of quietness<br />
[x] am really ticklish<br />
[] I'm afraid of the dark<br />
[] I've collected comic books<br />
[] I shut others out when I'm sad<br />
[] I open up to others easily<br />
[] I read the blue/green eyes<br />
[] I don't kill bugs<br />
[] I have "x"s in my screen name<br />
[x] I bake well<br />
[] I have worn pajamas to class<br />
[] I love Martha Stewart<br />
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS<br />
[x] I love to laugh.<br />
[] I drink alcohol on a regular basis<br />
[] I have tried a cigarette<br />
[] I can't swallow pills<br />
[] I bite my nails<br />
[] I want your mom<br />
[x] I play computer games<br />
[] Gotten lost in the city<br />
[] Gone out in public in your pajamas<br />
[] Been skydiving<br />
[] Been bungee jumping<br />
[] Bitten someone<br />
[] Dressed up as the opposite sex<br />
[] egged a house/car<br />
[x] Crashed into a car<br />
[] Been fired<br />
<br />
<br />
Have you ever...<br />
[] stolen a sign<br />
[x] danced in the rain<br />
[x] Seen a shooting star<br />
[] proposed to anyone<br />
[] Gotten stitches<br />
[x] Eaten Sushi<br />
[x] Gotten the chicken pox<br />
[x] Ridden in a taxi<br />
[x] Been on a boat<br />
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day<br />
[x] Been on a Plane by yourself<br />
[] had surgery<br />
[] seen a movie more than 3 times in the theater<br />
[x] been on stage<br />
[] gotten a black eye<br />
[x] memorized all the dialogue in a movie<br />
[]every day of summer watched an entire baseball game on tv<br />
<br />
Do you like...<br />
[x] old movies<br />
[x] musicals<br />
[x] music<br />
[x] foreign foods<br />
[x] anime<br />
[] christmas time<br /... ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 05:49:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ No school until the 23rd for me. *unenthusiastic woot* I don't want to go but in a way I do so I won't be bored. I'll explain another time. *considers going back to bed* Nah. ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Hello Again</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2006 07:01:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Bleh, going off to register me at school today, very soon in fact. But I most likely won't start any classes today, seeing how it's almost ten o'clock *grin* My mom and I are some of the worst procrastinators... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /> Anyway... I re-did a bunch of the quiz thingies I've submitted before, so I'll leave you with one.<br />
<br />
Full Name: Maya Ester Dawson<br />
Nicknames: Tink<br />
Sex: Female<br />
Birthday: November 9th<br />
Sign: Scorpio<br />
Chinese Zodiac: Horse<br />
Eye color: Blue<br />
Shoe size: 8 or something 'round there<br />
Height: 5' 5"<br />
Innie or Outtie: innie<br />
What are you wearing right now: clothes? XD<br />
Where do you live: right now, back in Havelock *stab*<br />
Righty or lefty: righty<br />
Any pets?: Kitty=Nyobi<br />
<br />
Relationships ----------------------<br />
Who are your closest friend(s): Ainsley<br />
Do you have a bf or gf?: Yep, Hi Jake! *waves* ^.^<br />
<br />
Fashion Stuff------------------------------<br />
Where is your fav place to shop: I personally like thrift stores, Wal-mart, Target, Hot Topic....<br />
Do you have any tattoos or piercings: Piercings on ears, twice each<br />
<br />
Favs ---------------------<br />
Favorite kind of pants/jeans/bottoms: Skirts, I have a skirt fetish, I swear<br />
Color: Purple<br />
Number: 13<br />
Boys Name: Hmmm...I dunno <br />
Girls Name: dunno<br />
Subject in school: Art<br />
Animal: kitties!<br />
Drink: root beer<br />
Sport: ....Golf? The only sport I'm decent at XD<br />
Food: I like sushi right now *has had it once* XD<br />
Month: oooh....hmmm....<br />
Movies: Fight Club<br />
Finger: XD I don't get it<br />
Cologne/perfume: umm....<br />
<br />
Have you ever -------------------<br />
Given anyone a bath?: no....<br />
Bungeed: no<br />
Been in the opposite sex's bathroom: yes, when I was little, don't ask<br />
Eaten a dog biscuit: no<br />
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: I don't remember *curses bad memory*<br />
Broken a bone: nope<br />
Played truth or dare: yeah, who hasn't?<br />
Been in a physical fight: not yet *shifty eyes* Thank God<br />
Been in a police car: no XD I know someone who has....as a joke...moving on....<br />
Come close to dying?: I hope not<br />
Been in a sauna: nope<br />
Been in a hot tub: yup<br />
Swam in the ocean: Is that a trick question?<br />
Fallen asleep in school: Yeah *snicker*<br />
Ran away?: If I do, I'll go to Ellington *grin*<br />
Broken someone's heart: umm...I don't think I have....<br />
Cried when someone died : yeah, and I didn't even know the kid *shrugs*<br />
Cried in school: yeah<br />
Fell off your chair: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /><br />
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: I don't like phones<br />
Saved messenger conversation: yup<br />
Saved e-mails: yup<br />
Fallen for your best friend?: ummm....not really...But I do love my best friend like a sister *waves*<br />
Made out with JUST a friend?: I haven't even had my first kiss yet<br />
Used someone: ummm....no....<br />
Been cheated on?: I don't think so...<br />
Done something you regret: probably<br />
<br />
First thing that comes to mind-----------------------<br />
Blue: moo XD<br />
Autumn: Pretty leaves (Another reason to hate Havelock: No pretty fall trees, cursed Pine trees)<br />
<br />
What is.......................<br />
Your good luck charm?: My Ainsley necklace<br />
Stupidest thing you've ever done: XD Like I Remember<br />
Whats your room like : .....<br />
Last thing you said: moo<br />
What is beside you: compy mouse<br />
Last thing you ate: CRAZY BREAD! XD<br />
What kind of shampoo do you use? the kind that washes your hair, it's quite useful....<br />
<br />
Music Side---------------------<br />
Play any instrument: I wish *is going to save for a guitar*<br />
If yes to above, how long:  <br />
Fav band ever and their five best songs: Evanescence= Bring Me To Life, My Immortal, Whisper, Going Under, and Missing<br />
Fav band at the moment and their five best songs: Same as above? I dunno<br />
If you could meet one band, who would it be: Evanescence<br />
Have you ever had-------------------------------<br />
Chicken pox: yup<br />
Sore Throat: I have one right now, thanks for reminding me<br />
Stitches: Almost<br />
Broken nose: no<br />
Belief in love at first sight: Not really...<br />
Liked picnics: Yeah!<br />
Liked school: sometimes<br />
What schools have you gone to: Alot...<br />
Love anyone?: I love alot of people. My Family, Ainsley, Jake....so on, so on. I didn't forget you Ruki or Taylor!!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /><br />
<br />
Would you:---------------------------------<br />
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: *gag reflex*<br />
Would you go to a Hanson concert... ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Quiz!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2006 21:50:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:<br />
1.Maya<br />
2.Tink<br />
3.Colonel Shaduasy<br />
<br />
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:<br />
1.Chainsawdolly<br />
2.shaduasy<br />
3.voodooplushie<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:<br />
1.My eyes<br />
2.My hair<br />
3.personality<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:<br />
1.my weak immune system <br />
2.shyness<br />
3.tiredness<br />
<br />
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:<br />
1.Icelandic<br />
2.French<br />
3.and I think Native American, not sure<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU (or mostly creep you out):<br />
1.I'm afraid of falling<br />
2.spiders<br />
3.dying<br />
<br />
ESSENTIALS:<br />
1.music<br />
2.people that love me<br />
3.art<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:<br />
1.Chucks<br />
2.My AInsley necklace<br />
3.My Rocky t-shirt from Rocky and Bullwinkle<br />
<br />
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT:<br />
1.You are my Sunshine<br />
2.Hanging by a moment<br />
3.Broken<br />
<br />
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OF THE MOMENT:<br />
1.Evanescence<br />
2.Postal Service<br />
3.Horrorpops<br />
<br />
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:<br />
1.getting more sleep<br />
2.hating people in Havelock less<br />
3.hmm....learning how to play guitar<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):<br />
1.happiness<br />
2.trustworthiness<br />
3.understanding<br />
<br />
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE<br />
1.I have to pee<br />
2.I'm eating candy<br />
3.Ainsley is my Best Friend in the whole wide evrything! XD<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:<br />
1.eat mushrooms<br />
2.Tell someone I love that I don't love them<br />
3.eat a live hamster<br />
<br />
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:<br />
1.drawing<br />
2.writing<br />
3.sleeping<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:<br />
1.PEE<br />
2.eat some candy<br />
3.talk to Jake<br />
<br />
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:<br />
1.Artist<br />
2.video game tester<br />
3.musician<br />
<br />
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:<br />
1.Ellington<br />
2.Japan<br />
3.Taco Bell XD Just kidding, somewhere WARM<br />
<br />
THREE KID'S NAMES:<br />
1.Billy<br />
2.Steve<br />
3.Mandy<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:<br />
1.test out my coffin<br />
2.Have a first kiss<br />
3.Pee XD ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Superhuman Disabilities</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2006 20:28:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm SOO happy My mom is home! Yay! My cat is here to. She does not like other animals so when I was taking her up she kinda sliced my nose open, but hey, the glasses cover it up XD Anyway, I found this, and thought I should share <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /><br />
<br />
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.<br />
<br />
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be screwed<br />
<br />
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.<br />
<br />
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful, not hot not sexy but beautiful.<br />
<br />
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.<br />
<br />
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.<br />
<br />
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.<br />
<br />
8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.<br />
<br />
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.<br />
<br />
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...<br />
<br />
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.<br />
<br />
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..<br />
<br />
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!<br />
<br />
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her guy- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it's not a serious relationship.<br />
<br />
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.<br />
<br />
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him!<br />
<br />
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend closer.<br />
<br />
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back..<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.<br />
<br />
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.<br />
<br />
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.<br />
<br />
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.<br />
<br />
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.<br />
<br />
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.<br />
<br />
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.<br />
<br />
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.<br />
<br />
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.but not all the time..<br />
<br />
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays! You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.<br />
<br />
27. Don't marinade in the cologne, but smell good.<br />
<br />
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.<br />
<br />
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out<br />
<br />
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Woot</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2006 18:45:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just realized I've been on Deviant Art for two years now. *dances* (Shhh, don't tell anyone I can't dance *shifty eyes* ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Hey!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 16:23:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have an update for here (it's already up) and one for :deviantdashboardkitten: It's a story I wrote that dedicated to Ainsley because it's based off us. (Love ya darling) I drew a picture for it too. Actually, I might have that. *goes to check* Hah, I do have it. I'll post the picture up here after I post the story so I can do a nifty link. Anyway, catch ya later. ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>YES!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 17:05:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have just figured out how to add songs from A downloading program to windows to my <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/new.gif" width="30" height="27" alt=":new:" title="New" /> Zen Nano! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /> Yes, I'm happy.<br />
<br />
Other news: Add shaduasy@hotmail.com to your msn to talk to me, my chainsawdolly email no longer works *stabs hotmail* or for AIM add chainsawdolly if you haven't already Can't wait to chat! ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 16:26:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Empty notebook pages<br />
Sickening hidden thoughts<br />
Something less than average<br />
Lonely hopes realized<br />
Quickly taken away<br />
<br />
just needed somewhere to put it. Crit welcome ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Moo</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 08:49:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/fork.gif" width="37" height="18" alt=":fork:" title="Stabbed with a Fork!" /><br />
<br />
That is all ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>&gt;.&lt;</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2005 09:41:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have over 3000 messages O.o<br />
<br />
I miss you all! Gotta go, I'm in art *hugs and kisses* ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>So long for now</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 21:13:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Awww, I already miss everyone just because no one is on. *pout* It probably won't be too long before we get internet but I'm going to have a crap load of messages. I won't be lazy and look at certain ones or just go through and delete everything *big grin* I'll look at each one and I'll comment to all meh close friends, because there will be too many messages and you know for sure I'm way too lazy for that ^.^ But I gave my address to a few people so that's good.<br />
<br />
Muah, lots of love, kisses, and hugs to everyone ^.^<br />
<br />
I'll draw lots for people! Or I'll try O.o ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>El Characters</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 19:51:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm working on them. *nods*<br />
<br />
I-Am-Cheshire (finished and posted)<br />
Billy (finished and posted)<br />
Saint Pigsly (finished)<br />
Chipo (finished)<br />
Charlie (finished)<br />
Gypsie (finished and posted)<br />
Freakio (finished)<br />
Reeni (starting over) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19543007/">[link]</a><br />
Zoe(not started) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19724010/">[link]</a><br />
Dillon (not started) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/7434530/">[link]</a><br />
Sabreenah (not started) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/8273125/">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Good-bye Cruel...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 08:59:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ North Carolina? XD I had to do it, you know I did. Yep, I'm moving, far far away from this place, way away. Ok, not really, like, 700 miles or so. XD But Umm... We have like, four day, so I heard my mom say. O.o I don't know when We'll get internet, but I'll draw alot for you all, promise. I'll send off letters to those I owe to peoples. I'll send Ainsley's, Ruki's, and one for Taylor so you have my new address or it'll be another week until I get it from North Carolina. Soo umm.....That be all! ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>I'M SO HAPPY!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 14:41:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ THANK YOU Ruki and Ainsley! I'm so happy. Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.... *dances* I'll post more up later. Awww, thankies thankies thankies! *glomps* ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 14:49:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[  ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>THE QUIZ!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 14:49:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ --Goth--<br />
<br />
Do you wear black eyeliner?: I dun like make-up <br />
How much black clothing do you own?: XD You really need me to count? Alot...<br />
Do you think about death often?: I gotta pee XD<br />
Do you want to die?: Resistance is futile <br />
Are you a social outcast?: Umm, I have lots of friends, but Alas, my conversation skills suck. So I am an outcast, but I'm not. I'd rather be alone or with Ainsley then a crowd O.o Love ya Ainsley!<br />
Are you pale?: I tan very easily, no<br />
Do you cut?: no, but my cat cuts me XD I have kitty scars to prove it O.O<br />
Do you like Hot Topic?: Yeah, it's cool. I got a few things from there. I miss my awesome black pants though.<br />
<br />
--Skater Punk--<br />
<br />
Can you skateboard?: I'm not atheletic. I doubt I can skateboard<br />
How often do you go into Vans?: I don't like Vans, Converse or Airwalks<br />
What's your sneaker brand?: Converse and more recently Airwalks<br />
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: XD We say stupid things, sometimes do stupid things. <br />
Are long skater cuts hott?: Long hair? Long hair rocks, but not anywhere past the shoulders<br />
How much do you get in trouble?: not much<br />
Do you listen to the bands who are considered "posers"?: Everyone says Good Charlotte is a poser band, but I don't like listening to people who say things like that <br />
How many piercings do you have?: Ears. I want a lip and mom thinks I should get my eyebrow pierced<br />
<br />
--Prep--<br />
<br />
How often do you say the word "like"?: Alot >.< Curse you people! *shakes fist* <br />
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: I saw a quote once that said 'If Abercrombie and Fitch said breathing was uncool, 99% of the teenage population would be dead' No I don't shop there<br />
Are the A&F models hott?: eww, no I dunno <br />
How many purses do you own?: One, it has Tinkerbell on it<br />
Is lipgloss a must?: no<br />
How often do you wear makeup?: Halloween or special events. Unless my mom gets to me <br />
Ever had a manicure?: nope<br />
Rock music is bad, right?: Like the person before me, how dare you<br />
Are you ever ditzy?: XD maybe *shifty eyes* <br />
Do you own high heels?: boots<br />
Have you ever said "Oh my gosh"?: Gosh sucks<br />
Are you a cheerleader?: EWWW!!! *stab*<br />
<br />
--Hippie--<br />
<br />
Is your hair long?: It's not even past my jaw line<br />
Are you a vegetarian?: I NEED MEH CHICKEN! rawr<br />
Do you own a tye dye shirt?: no<br />
Do you want peace?: I like saying that word, but it'll never happen, until there's only me and a few select people left <br />
Do you want to save the animals?: Yes<br />
What do you think about the war?: Evil.... <br />
<br />
--Gangsta--<br />
<br />
Are you from the ghetto?: Not really O.o<br />
Do you own "bling bling"?: I'M BLINGIN' yo, no just kidding XD<br />
What do you think about do-rags?: Ummm, they're rags... <br />
Do you like rap?: Eminem is the only Rap I'll listen to, unless it's rock rap<br />
How about hip-hop?: Eh, I like Missy Elliot<br />
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: I dunno<br />
What do you think about afros?: They're hilarious! *poke*<br />
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: Jacob has because he's a gangster goth<br />
How about 'oh snap, son'?: XD Sounds funneh<br />
<br />
--Frat--<br />
<br />
Is life a party?: Parties need to be small<br />
How often do you get drunk?: I'm too young to drink<br />
What's the point of getting drunk anyway?: I don't know<br />
Do you care about your grades?: Yes. <br />
Do you need attitude adjustment?: No<br />
<br />
<br />
--Emo--<br />
<br />
How often do you cry?: It depends on my mood.<br />
Do you have an ex?: Yes<br />
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: No, I want one, I love acoustic <br />
Are you emotional?: not really <br />
Do you like soft music?: Yeah<br />
Do people understand you?: Not really. Ainsley does, but that's why I love her (One of the many reasons)<br />
Do you write your own songs?: not really, poems<br />
Is your hair dyed dark?: It used to be, stupid fading dye *stabs* XD<br />
<br />
--Jock--<br />
<br />
Do you play any sports? GOLF! And don't make fun of me. Or I'll come after you<br />
How important are they to you?: It's fun. You can pretend it's someone you don't like and whack away! woot woot<br />
How important is your reputation?: I don't really care <br />
Do you pick on the geeky kids?: No, you loser<br />
What do you think about football?: It's ok <br />
Are you considered a bully by anyone?: I hope not *pout*<br />
<br />
--Geek--<br />
<br />
Do you wear glasses?: Yes, my glasses rock <br />
Do you get good grades?: Yep<br />
Are you smart?: I'm smart but I like joking around<br />
Do you use an inhaler?: No.<br />
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: no<br />
Does your mom buy your clothes?: Yeah<br />
How often are you on the computer?: XD ALOT<br />
Do you get picked on?: Yeah, sometimes<br />
Are you sing... ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Series</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2005 20:57:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I want to draw a series of pictures. I was thinking of Zodiac (Which would probably come out sucky like) or a tie series which was something I mentioned once I think in <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/16289180/.">[link]</a> Ok, my mom actually mentioned it, but...moving on. Give me some suggestions! I'll pick a few of my favorites and then I'll ask you again.<br />
<br />
If you'd like me to draw something for you or if there's a character of mine you'd like to see feel free to let me know! I'd love doing something up for you.<br />
<br />
That is all. ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>GRR....Ok, not really</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2005 20:39:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got 3,900 pageviews! woot ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 20:39:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ LAYER ONE: On The Outside.<br />
<br />
Name = Maya<br />
Birth date = November 9th<br />
Birthplace = Charleston SC<br />
Current Location = Havelock NC<br />
Eye Color = Blue<br />
Hair Color = brown with light brown streaks and a white streak in the front<br />
Height = I dunno, round 5 foot<br />
Righty or Lefty = Righty<br />
Zodiac Sign = Scorpio<br />
<br />
LAYER TWO: On The Inside.<br />
<br />
Your heritage = Icelandic and French<br />
Your fears = Spiders, falling. I have not discovered anything else yet. I just found these two this year<br />
Your perfect pizza = oooh, the best sausage and pepperoni with lotsa cheese<br />
Goal you'd like to achieve = Become a better artist and learn business trade<br />
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LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.<br />
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Your most overused phrase on AIM = XD<br />
Your thoughts first waking up = Need...more...sleep<br />
Your best physical feature = My eyes? maybe my hair.<br />
Your bedtime = when I fall asleep<br />
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LAYER FOUR: Your Pick<br />
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Pepsi or Coke = Coke<br />
McDonald's or Burger King = Burger King<br />
Single or group dates = I dunno....<br />
Adidas or Nike = Neither?<br />
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea = Mom's tea XD<br />
Chocolate or vanilla = Vanilla<br />
Cappuccino or coffee = ewww....coffee<br />
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LAYER FIVE: Do You?<br />
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Smoke = No<br />
Cuss = nope<br />
Sing = By myself only<br />
Take a shower everyday = pretty much, depends<br />
Have (a) crush(es) = no, I wish XD<br />
Think you've been in love = not really<br />
Like(d) high school = Haven't started it yet <br />
Want to get married = I am married, duh *rolls eyes and laughs* Hi Ainsley! <br />
Believe in yourself = Yeah, sure<br />
Get motion sickness = no<br />
Think you're attractive = People say I am<br />
Think you're a health freak = I'm not a freak about it, but I love healthy food as much as the junk stuff<br />
Get along with your parents = I love my mom. DOn't know my dad <br />
Like thunderstorms = Sure<br />
Play an instrument = I want to<br />
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LAYER SIX: In the past month have you...<br />
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Drank alcohol = Eww<br />
Smoked = I will never smoke<br />
Done a drug = no<br />
Made Out = I've never been kissed<br />
Gone on a date = no<br />
Gone to the mall = Our mall sucks<br />
Eaten an entire box of Oreos = Oreo's? Not in awhile<br />
Eaten sushi = I hate fish!<br />
Been on stage = no<br />
Been dumped = no <br />
Gone skating = No<br />
Gone skinny dipping = No<br />
Dyed your hair = Not this month yet o.O<br />
Stolen anything = This quiz and make-up that I forgot I was holding. I don't even like make-up. I just forgot I was holding it<br />
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LAYER SEVEN: Ever...<br />
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Played a game that required removal of clothing = No<br />
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated = no<br />
Been caught "doing something" = no<br />
Been called a tease = no<br />
Gotten beaten up = no<br />
Shoplifted = no<br />
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LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older<br />
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Age you hope to be married = I'm already married, although it's not 'official'<br />
Numbers and Names of Children = I'm supposedly going to have two. my mom read some of my palm <br />
How do you want to die = yeah I love you too<br />
When you grow up = Artist<br />
What country would you most like to visit = CANADA! I'm coming Ruki! And Japan if Ainsley's still there<br />
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LAYER NINE: In a boy/girl.<br />
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Best eye color? = I like really light eyes with dark hair<br />
Best hair color? = normal colors or anything out of the ordinary, like mine<br />
Short or long hair = Long, but not past the shoulders <br />
Height = I dunno. Tall people are cool. Short people rock<br />
Best articles of clothing = baggy pants, girly stuff is cool too, no pink >.<<br />
Best first date location = I dunno, somewhere nice<br />
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LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...<br />
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Number of drugs taken illegally = huh?<br />
Number of people I could trust with my life = dunno<br />
Number of CDs that I own = almost 50<br />
Number of piercings = I have ear piercings. I want a lip one but mom thinks I should have an eyebrow one<br />
Number of tattoos = none right now<br />
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = Dunno, Once for golf <br />
Number of scars on my body = A few<br />
Number of things in my past that I regret = Alot I'm sure, but I focus on the positive ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>O.O</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 15:00:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'M SO SORRY WHOEVER I OWE ART TO! I'm so negle...scratch that and put forgetful XD<br />
I'm going to work on it as soon as I can! *cries* I feel so evil...<br />
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Things Maya keeps forgetting O.o :<br />
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Art Trade Ness With miss Taylor. Her charrie Raeya (I think I spelled it correctly)<br />
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Comic for Ruki about her and Billy 'flying' will probably be posted at ~<a href="http://ruki-and-dolly.deviantart.com/">ruki-and-dolly</a> where the rest of our comics are at. You should go watch that because here I'll probably be doing more..darker and morbid-ish kinda things.<br />
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Claire can wait XD<br />
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Artsy smartsy stuff for Ainsley as payback for all the wonderful pictureage I found while packing that she really didn't draw for me but I stole...or took nicely from her XD<br />
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Art Trade Ness with ~<a href="http://cheese-puff82.deviantart.com/">cheese-puff82</a> Character I'm going to draw is to be decided still.<br />
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Main account: ~<a href="http://chainsawdolly.deviantart.com/">ChainsawDolly</a><br />
Photo/ Photo Manipulation account: ~<a href="http://voodooplushie.deviantart.com/">VooDooPlushie</a><br />
Poetry Account: ~<a href="http://dashboardkitten.deviantart.com/">DashboardKitten</a><br />
Comic Account: ~<a href="http://ruki-and-dolly.deviantart.com/">ruki-and-dolly</a><br />
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P.S. I got mini tape today! Now I need to find my stapler and some glue And I can have fun! woot woot ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Le Rawr</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2005 17:35:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Maya is currently:<br />
Hating: Transformer Toys<br />
Loving: I dunno quite yet<br />
Eating: Nothing sucker! XD<br />
Drinking: Very LARGE soda from zeh movies<br />
Looking for: Which character of ~<a href="http://cheese-puff82.deviantart.com/">cheese-puff82</a>'s to draw for art trade ness<br />
Listening to: Me First and the Gimme Gimmes version of Sesame street and Mr Sandman<br />
Deciding on whether to buy a pet zombie or drool....<br />
Waiting for: Ainsley's letter to arrive<br />
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Yesterday: My mom got engaged<br />
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Today: I went to go see Dark Water the movie. I liked it. Very interesting. I am currently working on art inspired by the movie, and it deals with paper, pencil, colored pencil, sharpies, and food....ok, scratch food and change it to glue XD<br />
We bought Kyle MORE Transformers. Friday or Saturday, I can not remember which, I swear I was so angry at the first one he got, I was about to throw it across the wall or into the woods *twitch*<br />
I got the Garbage cd as well, Bleed Like Me. I like it, haven't listened to it all yet, but I like it so far *nods* My uncle doesn't, so I'll keep it to myself *sticks out tongue.<br />
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Tomorrow: I will sleep in, eat, play on the compy, watch American History X (Which has nothing to do with Amaerican hostory I think, it has Edward Norton in it *love*), Draw...That's about it<br />
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Have a wonderful....whatever O.o ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>HI!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 11:14:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I found this wicked awesome shirt that I want to get.<br />
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<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/feedlindsay.24242229">[link]</a><br />
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XD I'm going to buy this shirt!<br />
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FEED LINDSAY!!!!! XD<br />
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Don't feed Phil..... ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Funnies</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2005 05:08:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ These are hilarious! I found them on someone's journal.<br />
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ONLY IN AMERICA FUNNIES!!<br />
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Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.<br />
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Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.<br />
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Only in America.....do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.<br />
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Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.<br />
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Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. <br />
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Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.<br />
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Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.<br />
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Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.<br />
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Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.<br />
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Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.<br />
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Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.<br />
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EVER WONDER FUNNIES!!<br />
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?<br />
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !<br />
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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?<br />
!<br />
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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?<br />
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Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?<br />
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?<br />
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ?<br />
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?<br />
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?<br />
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?<br />
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?<br />
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! !<br />
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?<br />
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?<br />
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?<br />
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?!<br />
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STUPID HUMAN RACE MADE FUNNY!! XD<br />
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I've always thought people were idiots. XD Now, I finally have my proof! <br />
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1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".<br />
you can operate one while sleeping?<br />
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2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary.<br />
Details inside".<br />
that's asking for shoplifting. XD<br />
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3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."<br />
& that would be how...?<br />
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4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."<br />
and it's 'only' a suggestion<br />
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5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".<br />
haha, too late<br />
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6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating.<br />
wow, I would have never figured that out!<br />
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7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".<br />
but that save could save a lot of time.<br />
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8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".<br />
but if only we could get those crazy 5-years-olds just off the road.<br />
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9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".<br />
one would hope<br />
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10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".<br />
where else am I going to put them?<br />
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11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".<br />
hmmm, what else could I put in there?<br />
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12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".<br />
who would've guessed it?<br />
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13. On an Ame... ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2005 23:26:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have decided to put a list of all the gift art I've gotten, including the one I just got for catching ~<a href="http://tequar.deviantart.com/">Tequar</a>'s 3,000th page view. I love it so much, it's beautiful! She drew a picture after one of my oldest drawings. I mean, so old I forgot about it! She did such a great job! I'm so happy. Haha, the best thing from my original was the quote she liked. I drew it over a year ago too, shows how much I've improuved. Gah, I'm so in love with it right now, like I am all my other giftarts of course.<br />
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My Original: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/5012887/">[link]</a><br />
Tequar's version: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/20285329/">[link]</a><br />
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Other gift arts I've recieved (anything drawn for me, with my characters in it, I view as giftart):<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15567030/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/8585844/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/7992821/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/6401111/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5822231/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/4867841/">[link]</a><br />
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I love giftart. ^.^ We've been packing. Gah, it bores me. I pack a box, I get tired. I pack another, I get bored. It's a never ending cycle for me. Thankfully it's mostly my own room I have to pack. And my bathroom of course. But anything else I volunteer to do. I have so much to do. >.< I'm practically living at my Aunt's house. Ooh, she's letting me have a party before we go and I'm inviting some of my closest friends. No guys, Sorry Jacob! XD Like you'd wanna go swimming with a bunch of girls you probably don't like. And if they don't come I'm going to drag them here, I know where they live! Most of them at least. Yeah, I really need to go now, I'm sleepy. See you all later ^.~<br />
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Oh! By the way! I've done drawings of all my main, definatly will keep characters. Of which there is a total of 12. *finds that funny for some reason* I was going to scan them in just inked and then colored, but I forgot and colored in I-Am-Cheshire in mostly and bits of the others. I have eight done so far. I think that's pretty good for the past few days. So I have only 4 left to draw. Then I will start coloring. Zoe it one of the hardest. I've tried drawing her twice already and I didn't like them. Oh, another thing is I've started a new style of drawing. Yes, another one. I'll definatly keep my other style. I'm probably going to do Character references of them all too, I. A. Cheshire to be the first if I do go with that. I think my muse came back! I also got new Sharpies! As you can probably see from my sharpie doodle page. I got a black twin tip one, but the really thin tip doesn't work so I had to you the other larger end until I found one of my mom's thin tips that I like, but it's not a sharpie. *is a confusing person* I have red, blue, and a new silver! The dumb dog chewed up my last one. And of the characters I'm doing, if they were originally anthro, I've drawn them in human form, so they are all humans. Excpet Saint Pigsly, I'm not sure what he is. The list of characters is:<br />
I-Am-Cheshire (finished and posted)<br />
Billy (finished and posted)<br />
Saint Pigsly (drawn, inked) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19542098/">[link]</a><br />
Chipo (drawn, inked, almost done coloring) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/8501814/">[link]</a><br />
Charlie (drawn, inked, started color) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/8716847/">[link]</a><br />
Gypsie (finished and posted)<br />
Freakio (drawn, inked) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/7453775/">[link]</a><br />
Reeni (starting over) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19543007/">[link]</a><br />
Zoe(not started) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19724010/">[link]</a><br />
Dillon (not started) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/7434530/">[link]</a><br />
Sabreenah (not started) recent pic: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/8273125/">[link]</a><br />
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I might post some things up in scraps later, like what inspired my new drawing style. I'll try to finish I.A.C. too so you can see. And once I finish each of them, I will be starting my new sketch book! Which I already bought. I bought two at the same time. *used her brain* I also found this one picture I started a long time ago, over a year ago. In fact, the link to it is: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/8221572/">[link]</a> It's getting close to being full! I've even decided to add colors to it. Oh My god, I'm ready to be done with it. >.<<br />
Ok, that's all for now XD This is a VERY long journal....one of my longest...<br />
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P.S. Added my most recent pictu... ]]></description>
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                <title>Bye Muse!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2005 17:58:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Gah, another one left me. *sobs* The one before my last cheated on me. My last one was music but I lost interest in that fast, not the actual music, just using it for inspiration. I'm probably going to drop out of *<a href="http://conemonster.deviantart.com/">ConeMonster</a>'s contest. I just can't do it. Bleh, I'm boring. I'll just doodle. ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Moving to Conneticut</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2005 14:37:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's right, I'm moving later this month. Mom went to go get boxes. I have to pack up everything. I have lots of stuff. Well, it looks like alot because it's all over the floor XD I might take a picture of all my knick knacks, I love little porcelain and ceramic figurines. Ooh, I got a little ducky one today and he's got a paintbrush and pallette and little artist hat. he's mucho cute, I'll take a little picture of him. Anyway, I'll write more as I think of more. ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>Question+Bible Translators+Packages</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2005 21:01:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok. If I sold merchandise like t-shirts and such, would you buy one? Because I found a site where I can make stuff and sell it. I probably wouldn't have it really expensive. I'd have a link up on my website once I get some stuff up. I'd do personal designs for you too if you asked me to. My mom was saying she wanted me to do stuff like this, like designing shirts and stuff.<br />
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I was talking to Jacob (~<a href="http://devil-deviant.deviantart.com/">devil-deviant</a>) About how the devil's number is actually 616, instead of 666. Apparently, he said, the person who was translating the bible had very bad handwriting so it became 666. So all the devil worshippers have to go fix their picket signs XD (I believe in God, so you all know)<br />
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I'm am going to convince my mom to let me send Ainsley's package, seeing as it's about a month overdue from the time I wanted to send it. I'm so sorry dear. I also want to make Ruki and Taylor packages. I know a few things I'm going to send Ruki, I need to start a list for Taylor. *nods*<br />
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I'm off, see you all later! Oh, I'm going to try to make my journal entries more...knowledgeable and worth reading. XD ]]></description>
                <author>~ChainsawDolly</author>
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                <title>The Gate at the Top of the Stairs</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2005 19:56:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I finally finished my story. I sent it to my friend Kiersten and she said it scared her. It put a lump in my throat while I was typing it, I've never done anything like it. I think I'll put it up now and make a preview picture later. I just can't wait. You have to go to ~<a href="http://dashboardkitten.deviantart.com/">DashboardKitten</a> to see it, because I'm like that ^.~ Dontcha love me? *kisses* Anyway... wow, it's so weird for me to have written something like that XD Anyway, I should got post it up. Go see it and tell me what you think please. ]]></description>
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                <title>Story</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 13:20:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm working on a short story for ~<a href="http://dashboardkitten.deviantart.com/">DashboardKitten</a> It's about ghoats and scary stuff and what-not I think XD I'm not quite sure yet. I'll probably post my unfinished stories over there too, among poems, and if you all like them you can yell at me and stuff to finish them. I'll probably finish them if I get comments telling me to finish. I have one that was coming pretty well, about my vampire character Analaya Ice Carter and her brother Nikoli and another character of mine Arach. I have so many characters I could start my own little city XD That's how many I have. I wrote most of them down in a notebook and I had sixty. Now, that's not even including all the ones I made up for a roleplay with Claire. We have four generations of characters so far, and a fifth generation will probably come up soon XD We've been roleplaying forever. I know none of you really want to hear this, but it's a good break from typing my short story. Maybe I should fins that notebook and finish it XD Well, that's all for now, mucho love<br />
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EDIT: Lol, I thought I'd share a bit of my convo with Claire, it's hilarious. I changed her AIM user name to her normal name so no one can bother her<br />
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Claire: my brother just ran into a wall<br />
shaduasy (me): XD<br />
shaduasy: I saw a bug do that once<br />
shaduasy: it died shortly after<br />
shaduasy: poor suicidal thing<br />
Claire: I can hope ]]></description>
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