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2. For each of the 10 first people answering this journal I will put his/her avatar and three deviations from his/her gallery on the list.

3. If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone!



1.

I've known Mandy for several years, and is also an aspiring cartoonist. With her humor and art style, she definitely has the talent to do so.

[link] < Rya Sprite

[link] < It's a new kids' show

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]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/27746759/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/27746759/ Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:06:26 PDT
So, I'll be willing to draw and color any comic ideas you have for a fee. I'm thinking $15 for basic b/w, $20 for coloring, and maybe $25 to put it up online for all of five people to see. I seriously have to take several $200 tests, have a $1000 potential community college tuition fee next semester (if I fail so hard at trig that it brings my GPA below 3.0), books for my classes ($200, high estimate), Christmas gifts to think about ($60-$100 should do it, but who the hell knows?), and over $200 to pay back people (mainly mom). Right now, I have a bit of money in my bank account ($700), but if the worst does happen, I will be out in three months.

So, in short, $700 =/= $1700. I need work so I can accumulate $1000. If you need some comic work, or know someone that needs it, for the love of God tell me so I can survive in the black several months from now.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/27377891/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/27377891/ Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:53:24 PDT
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Why am I distracted, you may ask? Well, it's somewhat personal that I'm likely blowing way out of proportion, but I should try to regulate that crap.

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Updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/25677216/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/25677216/ Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:55:49 PDT
Though, there is that deep, despairing pit in my stomach that is saying "Not even Comic Genesis will want your crappy comics on their website."

At that point I will jump off the nearest bridge. In dreamland. Somehow, killing myself is a common element in my dreams.
HMM I WONDER WHY

Three projects, then:
1. 2nd Neurosis book (or whatever)
2. Satirical fan-comic walkthrough
3. Comedy Silver (please, CG!)

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]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/20866681/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/20866681/ Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:58:06 PDT
Well, I've felt more and more like I never complete important goals, and need to finish what I've started from now on. Hell, my comics have been at a standstill for weeks, and I seem distracted by various things. Sometimes nothing at all. I'll just feel too unmotivated to really do much except daydream. Unfortunately, the method I daydream can leave me accidentally falling asleep. I don't really know. I've been thinking about the previous creative site I frequented and how several things were left uncompleted. I should get around finishing them, if only to get rid of the nagging in my head. However, I don't think shit-quality would trick myself into finally leaving it to rest.

I don't know if this has anything to do with the close-knit forum I'm in slowly ostracizing me more and more for my beliefs and dreams. Being told about how wrong you are, I'm not even any good at what I want to do, being told to grow up/suck it up, that I'm going to have a reality shock- it just seems like it's taking its toll on my views of that place and myself in general. Goddamn low self-esteem making me feel worthless and a social liability. Sure, I'd say it's definitely better than a few years ago, where it was almost CONSTANTLY and with little or no external forces. The point is that I've spent less time with them, and as a result have more time on my hands. And I do jack squat.

I've told myself that it'd be wise to get a job, and while I've agreed that two hours a day would help me out financially and keep me from doing two hours of nothing, I've done jack squat.

Then there's that thing I'd thought I'd never do. Several days back, I sent in business reply mail back to colleges. Fuck it, it's like the entire universe wants me to go! At first, it was just my family, but then it grew to almost everyone I know, colleges themselves, and finally that goddamn economic crisis. Fuck it, Wall Street. You just HAD to meltdown right when I have to decide for college. For some reason, I have this dumbass idea that going to college would keep me from being screwed over for four years if I could get a full scholarship, and since that's a yes for most colleges, I'd be safe from not being able to support myself.

On the other hand, it feels like I'm going against my moral code. I'm too tired right now to know which, but while logically "right", it feels emotionally wrong. It even feels more wrong when taking in the fact that I'm not doing this for "myself" but because I'm being coaxed to.

My brain's shutting down, so nothing I'm writing makes sense to me anymore.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/20663506/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/20663506/ Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:04:29 PDT
Control spire -> something covered with liquid nitrogen -> dumbassery -> "Those things look like the Washington Memorial." -> Washington was black and/or evil -> hookers and blow -> "You can't say that in a comic!" -> Randy comments on nerdiness -> Japan center of universe -> USA is too large in two ways -> nationality war -> dickbutt

I then fell asleep and had a nightmare that my house was on fire and strangely had a school-type fire alarm. For some reason, I saw a light flash in the same place it was in my dream, and I freaked out.

Moral of the story: Never think of something funny relating to an anime to use in a comic or else you have a dream about fire. And I have a major fire phobia.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/20622472/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/20622472/ Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:57:51 PDT [link]

They make things a lot more obvious in Japanese versions. Yet I still kinda knew when I first saw this, because I am GOOD with understanding death euphemisms. Good enough to cry.

Also, reminded of NGE. Oh, Shinji, you can make ANYBODY sound like you given the right circumstances.

I sure hope my cold ends sometime very soon. Seriously, it sucks, and I'm in a horrible mood, but at least I A) Got a day off and B) Hopefully quenched my Digimon need. But, knowing me and crap I like, it can be from 2 hours to 2 months.

EDIT: Oh lookee here, it's strep and I get a third day off. I got one, became greedy and got two, became guilty, heard the diagnosis and I have a third one. Would explain my cough.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/20532726/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/20532726/ Wed, 17 Sep 2008 06:13:20 PDT
Whoo, doggy, did a shitload of stuff happened!

School started for me, and with my first term, I have three art classes and Current Events. I quite enjoy the art classes (especially Computer Graphics), and I've passed off my CE teacher as a dickbutt.

I joined the school newspaper as one of two cartoonists. I just did a rough of a cartoon I said I'd do for today's meeting. Now as long as nobody important finds my dA, I'll be fine. Y'know, considering our new principal is also a dickbutt.

I finished three more comics, and I'm working on cleaning up my first two. So, as you can see, I'm going to work on those for a while. Then there are those one-pagers. While doing so, I've been toying with a plot involving CONTINUITY. Basically, four to six separate comics that end up telling one big story. 'You're Tripping Balls' should be the first one, followed by comics I can only call nutmeg, court, mental, mom, and escape. Note that some of the later ones may be combined in some way, but n&c should be separate. Dickbutt.

In fact, I figure I should be completely done sometime in November. However, due to a little distraction, I'm thinking it could be pushed back to December. The distraction is Castle of the Winds. It's an old Windows RPG that I first played on a disc full of old games, but thought I couldn't progress for some reason. TURNS OUT I HAD TO SEARCH FOR A DOOR. Needless to say, I'm now grinding so I can kick Hrungnir's ass, as he can kick mine with many ogre minions and boulder throwing. Before anybody knows it, I'll be in the second part of the game and probably trying to find a way to get sound to work for Night Raid and Hammer. Dear God, I love those games.
Dickboot.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/19870533/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/19870533/ Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:31:59 PDT
Also, taking commissions. I dunno. I just really want cash fast. Comic ideas, but can't draw? Send them over to me. We'll work out payment. Good God, why did I accept that babysitting job? I know for a FACT that money's my crack.

Lastly, I have developed a slight interest in geocaching. It's a shame that I both don't have a GPS and there aren't many places to bury stuff in Nevergreen.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/19557607/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/19557607/ Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:06:46 PDT
Which reminds me; What's a better title than 'Monster in the Closet'? Because the title right now sounds a little gay. No really. I don't want to imply homosexuality because it isn't involved in the comic at all.








Or is it?


Also, Smash Brothers Melee has given me several comic ideas and a good reason to buy another copy. First my data gets wiped (thankfully I had a backup), then an error hits when I decide to test my luck at the lottery screen.

You know what? I should just freaking buy a Wii and SSBB while I'm at it. And a USB memory card. that'll definitely help if one of my memory cards die.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/19518016/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/19518016/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:26:23 PDT
And better yet, all of my comics have been drawn. So, I just have to do a whole mess of editing and I'll be done! Simple, right?

No. A lot of my first comic needs some serious editing. Like, not just cleaning up. Redoing entire panels and maybe even entire pages! So, other than my other comics and those strips, this will not be just a simple diaper show.

Also, Linux Bible. ARGH.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/19085862/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/19085862/ Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:07:26 PDT
And I'm actually making some freaking progress in my comic editing. Like, ten pages in a week. Time to put it on overdrive, with Linux to tinker with during the time I'm bored with it.

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]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/18400167/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/18400167/ Mon, 19 May 2008 14:15:30 PDT [ ] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others (some people)
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] heights
[x] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants

Total so far: 4

[x] being touched
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[x] success
[x] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow

Total so far: 10

[ ] rain
[x] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes

Total so far: 16

[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[x] growing up

Total so far: 18

[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Final Total: 21


... if you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears...

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/18263531/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/18263531/ Sat, 10 May 2008 20:30:35 PDT
Reason I'm saying this is Photography-level photos will happen. I already did it, but my memory card is being such an ass. Seriously, if I had a gun, I would shoot that. But then I'd have to make more photos.

But I had this most awesome idea for a self-portrait that would involve at least several months of training in order to do it. Set my camera down on my front doorstep, run like hell to my bike, mount it and try to pedal in front of the camera when it goes off. The problem? Everything. I'm not a fast runner, I'm slow at mounting my bike, and I'm slow at getting it to move. So, I'll need to practice that technique of a mounting start (Basically, mounting quickly and creating enough forward momentum to use the dang thing)

Also, other list of art-type crap:

-Phil Argus messes with more comics ( ex. Dilbert = Dilbutt)
-WarGriffon (Battlemorph? Jag CD? Atari?)
-Updated WarGriffon insignia
-B-day gift to Didymus
-Children's Book
-???
-Mathletes-based t-shirt graphic contest thingy that I only care about for the $50

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/18197380/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/18197380/ Tue, 06 May 2008 14:09:52 PDT
And seriously, mom. I have homework. You want the pots and pans cleaned before dinner? Then you do it.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/17882999/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/17882999/ Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:38:13 PDT
Ever wanted a hilarious idea for a comic drawn, but just couldn't draw it? And guess who's doing commissions?! Me. Just describe the comic you want me to draw, I'll draw it, then post the comic up on dA within (hopefully) two weeks. It all depends on homework/other things. But I will try to make it ASAP.

No money? NO PROBLEM! Depending on how time consuming it is, I will ask for something in return. It could be this picture I found on the Internet one time, but can't find it. It could be spreading the word about my art. It may be the location of where I can find pirates of things I want to improve on my skills but I's be too poor to get it legit. Or not, since dA might can my sorry ass for ever mentioning wanting haxs. I could get them myself, but I really don't want to do all that searching.

Note: I may refuse if I have no idea what you're talking about or discomforted by the subject matter (Shouldn't really happen that often, though).

And now to watch the commissions come pouring in!

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/17435191/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/17435191/ Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:30:04 PDT
ANyway, some of you may be asking "why no purty pikchurs?" Frankly, I've haven't had that artist inspiration yet. Though I do have something funny that I may convey in a comic. When I thought about it at lunch today, I nearly roffled. Needless to say, I'm sure some people gave me strange looks as I was carted away to the nearest mental health facility.

But wait until tomorrow guys because it's a surprise. And knowing that I said tomorrow, expect it never.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/17018088/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/17018088/ Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:27:21 PST -Latter game is surprisingly kind of addicting, but sub par compared to the other games.
-Scanning pages as I type
-Editing
-I'm bored.
-School can suck my proverbial dick.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16969212/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16969212/ Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:47:20 PST [link]

For those of you in the dark in said joke:
[link]

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16745096/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16745096/ Tue, 05 Feb 2008 19:43:04 PST

The one thing that was cool was going out for lunch. I mean, my school would go psycho bitch on me if I tried doing that. But, since I was working, I got to go out. It felt so scandalous (shuddup) walking over to Dunkin' Donuts (right across form Chicago Ridge, I must add), that I swore I was going to giggle. Also, Nine Inch Nails's "Hurt" was playing. Freaking-eh awesome.

The major thing that sucks is all the crap that needs to be done AFTER polls close. "Put Form 600 into envelope 303.", for instance. I can understand the importance, but DEWD. I would just rather put all the things they need into a giant envelope by itself, sign out on the payroll sheet, and leave.

My mom happened to take Peter to the vet today as well. He was given some type of painkiller medicine (due to an accident involving his head, his feet, and the sharp edge of a hassock), and he seems like his normal self again. So, I'm going to be helping mom everyday after school for the next week to give Peter his medicine. The vet also said that he's a very healthy bird for his age (7 and a halfish).

Also: McCain as President = U.S. is boned

Tired. Night-night

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16669334/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16669334/ Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:41:11 PST
FREAKING-EH YES!

OUR TOWN NEVER GIVES OUT SNOW DAYS, LET ALONE THE HIGH SCHOOL, WHICH ONLY HAD ONE IN THE LAST 18 YEARS!

I'm going to cherish this day forever.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16613414/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16613414/ Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:43:16 PST [link]



Lulz at possible jab at slash. And counter fanfic.

Anyway, working at following:
1. Damn paper
2. Damn online tests
3. Damn banner
4. Damn election day
5. Damn trade
6. Damn homework
7. Damn games
8. Damn getting Mario Teaches Typing 2 to work for great justice
9. Damn comics (I just need to finish Phobia, then edit all 90+ pages. JOY)
A. Damn Lunar Magic
B. Damn Random Thoughts
C. Damn damn
D. Damn head
E. Damn space monsters
F. Damn time machine to battle said space monsters

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16395077/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16395077/ Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:18:11 PST
But that won't stop me from whining. :-|

My tablet's acting screwy for some reason. It acts like a mouse instead of a pointer. So, I've decided to screw editing for tonight. Though I should SERIOUSLY get this shit done. It's been almost a year since I vowed to make a book, and planned to get it done by June. It was wishful thinking, I know, but I feel like I'm lagging too long making a 90+ comic book/graphic novel. Whichever you choose. It's like comics, but in a standard nove- ah screw it. You guys know what I'm talking about. If you don't, hang yourself. I feel like that it could be a sign of one terrible future. I'm so lacking in self-discipline. Sure, I'm a master at discipline, but no one taught me self-discipline. I never see my personal projects through to the end. And the only times I did that eventually became work for only a few people.

Then, there's school. Dear God, that place is the python's bite. It's all rush-rush to classes, only to fall asleep in them, along with that awful feeling of feeling yourself going to sleep. The people there are mostly jerks or complete twits, and I only have a few people there I can trust. And yet, almost half of the times I want to go see them, they have a meeting that day. I don't blameher, though. I blame the admins. They filled up my day with boring as hell REQUIRED classes. It's a bit pointless to have 6 math courses and 5 English courses you have to take. I mean, why not 4 and 3, or even 5 and 4, respectively? I know how to sting words into a coherent sentence, and I have enough mathematical knowledge to survive the real world. Does having 28 courses necessary for graduation really necessary? I am one of the top students in my class, and even I KNOW all this is complete bullshit eating up my time. Hell, if I had more time, I could be working on my aforementioned comic! And I'm getting sick and tired of Newsweek. Prease stop shoving it down my thloat, Engrish teachel. If I want to know what's going on, I can just look it up on Yahoo! or Google.

Also on my roasting tonight: Comcast and digital TV. What the hell? You guys are basically a monopoly! If someone wants cable anything, you're our only fucking option! And it just pisses me off how you guys suck so hard! Eventually, your standard cable package will only be the local channels, but to bring in the drooling masses who only care about graphics, include HD of those channels, like you already do. I don't want HD; my standard boob tube with analogue reception is all I need, thank you very much. Too bad TV will go digital next year and my parents are FORCED to buy a converter box, maybe one for each TV. Now, not only is that a waste of money, but a waste of energy as well. I just like my slightly grainy picture instead of that so-sharp-it-not-only-makes-my-eyes-bleed-but-looks-nothing-like-real-life HD shit.

And on the subject of TV. It. Sucks. The only things I use it for is to watch adult cartoons and maybe the occasional kid's cartoon. With the exception of Seinfeld (Yes I know. Shut up.), That 70's Show and Malcolm in the Middle, I never watch any live action shows unless it's against my free will or an exciting episode of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?". And yet, many people there are pretty dumb. I do admit I don't know some questions, but sometimes people can be ignorant.

And, while I hate to rag on my favorite author, but Mr. Jacques, the Redwall series basically has the same formula: Troubled kid, learns of fate, goes to fight evil and fulfill fate while the Abbey goes through some crazy shit or another. While I enjoy Redwall and many of your books, your last few have been... predictable. The last great book was Legend of Luke. Though I am partially refreshed with your Castaways of the Flaying Dutchman series. Sure, it's people, but it'll do. And I will encourage people to read your first book. I know it's a little non-canon from the rest (horses and giant housecats), but it's still an adventure whenever I read it.

And finally, before I go to bed and suffer the next week in hell, let me just say that being a Studen... ]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16275373/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16275373/ Sat, 05 Jan 2008 19:00:32 PST
Also, expect YouTube video up soon.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16237855/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16237855/ Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:16:38 PST [link]
Interpretive dance is always hilarious.

[link]
Best ending ever? Best ending ever. Also, this game includes pimps, hoes, bitches, ass slapping, ball busting, obvious parodies of power rangers, context sensitive button (CBFD made it hilarious), two person Zim reunion (Then again, they're almost always voicing something that was made in Japan. Posers XD.), language, Mike Tyson references, and people in gorilla suits. Also, same company made Viewtiful Joe.

Must play for some unknown reason! Too bad I has Gamecube and not PS2.

Stay tuned: I have a page of my comic nearly finished that utilized the power of tableture. All I has to do is make the border and put that file on here and in my don't erase folder.

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I barely remember this when I was a little kid. But it's awesome enough to warrant DVDs.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16195310/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16195310/ Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:09:37 PST
ALSO PARENTS GAVE ME SOME BOOZE!

DD


Tasted awful. Well, good. But awful aftertaste. Like, Vicks cough syrup.

I feel a bit buzzed.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16100006/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/16100006/ Tue, 25 Dec 2007 19:53:37 PST
FREAKING-EH YES!

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Wait. Why do I care?

Ah well. Probably the lulziest thing I'll ever see today.

Also, Comcast sucks when it comes to weather. I thought for a while it was 34 degrees! It's 20! And snowing!

Hey, anything to put back snow the unusually warm, 45 degree weather melted yesterday.

Also, list of crap I want to finish before school starts again.

And I'm hoping I get a drawing tablet for Christmas.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15879289/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15879289/ Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:38:53 PST
Aside from that, the main reason I'm posting is because I had this weird idea while half asleep early Sunday morning, involving death metal, underground bands, and the Indigo-Go's (Majora's Mask, fools).

I also improv fandubbed some Paranoia Agent episodes I was watching (So it isn't recorded) and believe me, at least 25% of the jokes were a chuckle or better.

I need food. Too bad I don't like food in this house anymore.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15823085/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15823085/ Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:25:49 PST
In other news, my comics are going slow as hell. I dunno. I just don't want to work on them unless I have nothing else to do or at school. I did create some ways to create different shades of gray without the printer screwing up the pixels at the paper size I want, but it could still be a while. That, and if I do any more, then I might be expected to cover the entire book with monochrome.

Maybe I should try to expand this audience I barely have or something by putting up random video game comics. Like that one on Link putting out his eye or seeing Sheik in the past or some shit like that. It worked for Hail-Nekoyasha!

Except, you know, she has a drawing tablet. Stupid Jew... no really. I think I heard somewhere about that. Or something. You know what? Forget what I said about Jews. I should really think about what I should get my half-sister and mom for Fishmas.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15657205/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15657205/ Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:53:14 PST
Apparently, in my dream, the gym teacher had split the class into two teams, and the losing team did so many things to piss him off that they had to take notes and answer every question in a thick science book, due the next day. I think what happened in m y dream was Jesus literally yelling at the teacher for his cruelty and through his magical Jesus powers, changes the man's mind.

I'm hoping I can make comedy happen. If so, then I'll save this little creative idea until I can pitch a series idea for [adult swim]. It likely won't happen, but you never know. Besides, having a cartoon series is my ultimate dream. Even if only the pilot is made, I'll be happy.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15467308/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15467308/ Sun, 11 Nov 2007 16:48:34 PST
In short, my sister has done a good favor and now I must repay her in some shape or form.

I'm at my sister's apartment, and I played multiplayer games with her husband last night. He's not that good at Raving Rabbids or most of WiiPlay, but he does enjoy Tanks! in the latter. I eventually got pretty disorientated due to a lack of sleep and therefore kept blowing myself up. I'll leave for dinner/home in a few minutes, and I'm gonna miss FOX Sunday evening. I would go onto YouTube tomorrow so I could watch the shows, but it's been pricking out more than usual and baleeting shows in seconds.

Also, ducks.

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Click on the Poopsmith's head, as usual.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15208293/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15208293/ Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:50:06 PDT
Also, this, which I am re-friending only for 24 hours. Unless I forget. Which I will. D:

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Apparently, Didymus thinks I'm becoming an e-addict and will end up like Fried Chicken. I think that warning came too late, though, as I am trying desperately hard to be able to use my best headphones for them. Two problems, though. It's structurally damaged, and the cable is only a foot long, and I can't find the extension cords.

Either way, I'll have time to do homework/relax/work on my comics/do nothing/do nothing whist being on that stuff/maybe some other stuff.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15174007/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15174007/ Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:52:04 PDT
Later: Nothing really special, but I'll give it some more chances. Besides, listening to background static and (beeping?) seems pretty easy, albeit long.

LATER STILL: Content sure is workin'. I'm feeling giggly and everything does feel a'ight. Of course, like the first hole in Tiger Woods PGA Tour I played for Wii, it was likely beginner's luck.

And, thanks to an anonymous parson, I got the whole pack, a $50 value (lol) for free (lol first time free gets ya hooked)

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yep. Definitely working.

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To be fair, though, I'll likely get bored of it within a couple days, leaving my pet radish 'Dave the Radish' to starve.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15050219/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/15050219/ Sat, 13 Oct 2007 21:28:40 PDT
Despite that, though, Grim is wicked cool in that style. He has such a sexy chiseled jaw. Maybe that's it. Maybe Mandy dug his chiseled jaw so much after he killed Billy that her groove thang was on.



I also want to mention that if anyone wants to see the Stinkoman Secks comic, they can. To be honest, it was more of a joke than anything. TBC released a Stinkoman comic maker alongside with their webcomics SBEmail, and I couldn't refuse. But, I had no plot, so I came up with the idea of Stinkoman having secks.

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I did it for the lulz. And, as DirtyOldTown (I don't know who the fuck that really is from the HRWF) from the HRWFWF, it was both genius AND immature.


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]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14971640/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14971640/ Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:55:03 PDT
Anyway, I'm trying to get through this Columbus Day/ Thanksgiving for the Canucks, but I'm having much difficulty in concentrating to these three paragraphs for a paper I have to write. I just don't find dissecting the rhetorical devices of "I Have A Dream" very exciting. I mean, yeah, it's an important speech, but I'd rather spend my time making scripts or levels or funny things for some SM64 character to say or clean stuff. Seriously. I spent my entire weekend cleaning my room. Didn't find any of the three things I was searching for. Dammit, I want my $50 from my wallet now! It's been nearly two damn years!

But anyway, I have to write a dumb essay for English. I didn't sign up for this shit. I signed up because I thought it would be a year-long creative writing course! DUDE! COME THE FUCK ON! I should be writing an epic adventure for school, not a goddamn dissertation on some speech.

And I noticed a while ago that Isis is a pretty good band for doing computer work on, though listening too long can have a sense of foreverness. NONE of my 7 songs are less than 6:47 in length. Then again, I only did buy that one album. It is pretty good, though.

Anyway, I should get back to work. But I don't feel like it. Maybe I should write an epic adventure just to tick off my teacher. Like how MLK fought an underwater sea dragon to save the planet of the Sun from being extinguished because water does that. But why the crap is he doing it because with that much heat, water would evaporate long before it can even TOUCH the Sun's flames. Hey, it's relevant!

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Lol, bein' mysterious. But I had some lols in Drawn Together.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14848222/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14848222/ Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:26:34 PDT

I had this idea about a week ago. Now I really can't remember what it was. And here I am wanting to explain it. Oh yeah. Amazing Adventures of Penny. What the hell was I thinking?

65% uploaded. Crap. I'm going to be here for about ten more minutes. So... I did come up with an idea of how Dave came to be. For some reason, I find it hilarious. Flashback to 15 years before, when Randy was 17. For some dummb reason or another, he and the mother I never bothered figuring out a name for when she was first conceived get high somehow. Needless to say, they get paranoid they won't have kids. A week later, Randy pleads his dad for it to get all better. His father belts the crap out of his ass (literally? ) and tells him to live with his mistake. Months pass, Randy gets the idea to eat baby. For some reason, he doesn't. Fastforward seven years and you have a bedtime story on "How you ruined my life".

Also, 74 of 90 minimum pages made. Now I just have to edit them/ make the rest.

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]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14796299/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14796299/ Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:30:59 PDT
And, due to watching Earthworm Jim on YouTube, I had the most retarded idea ever: It's all about a penny and it's adventures. But he is right about two things: The universe is one giant snowglobe and it's really fun to be far from home and running into people you know.

Also, I had a dream that involved making a NAN comic where Dave gets high somehow and impregnates some girl. He ends up eating the baby. Now, this is good in a twisted way, but I can't really make it for real. I don't think I can convert what happened onto paper. Maybe someday, in a mutated form that's nothing like what it is now. But I can have that for the backstory of how Dave was born. Except Randy doesn't eat him.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14741428/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14741428/ Sat, 22 Sep 2007 10:02:40 PDT
Anyway, as of now, I am hooked on Clayfighter 63 1/3. Awesome shit right there, despite many people hating it for some dumb reason. And, because of school, I'm drawing more often and getting ahead of that work SO I WON'T HAVE TO DO IT LATER HAH! I actually enjoy doing that on my own free will instead of being forced to, despite the redundancy of this information. THIS INFORMATION IS IRRELAVENT TO ME. Besides, I can always ask Internet peoples on things I didn't bother to learn now later. IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION! Or something.

Ah well. I'm at my sister's I got a shirt back I left behind, got back WiFi on my DS for her router, and can spend a good amount of time drawing the comics. I think I'm about 2/3 done with drawing, and not even a tenth on cleaning for the book. And that my friends, is why I want a Wacom tablet by Christmas.

To be honest, if I ever get that far where I actually release my work, y'all can just buy it for firewood for all I care. Wait. No. Tell at least one other person who might SLIGHTLY be interested. Then firewood. I'll be doing what I like AND get paid for it. In short, a very win-win situation. I might not work for months, and I'll STILL get paid maybe.

And that my friends, is why I think of myself as a greedy bastard. Despite my lack of being a bastard. More of a bitch. But I like bastard more for reasons that confuse even me.

And I met a gamer-type at my lunch table. He's awesome. But not as awesome as these two hotties. One happened to inspire the name of one of my main characters, and the other my former photography teacher. I mean DUDE, HE'S "I'D HIT THAT" HOT! But then I'd probably be arrested for rape. And the fact that I'm still just a kid. But when I'm older...

^No not really. I'd rather go with Dave or Vinnie than a teacher. Even though I like him, I just don't think it'll happen.

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]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14517568/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14517568/ Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:08:50 PDT
I feel better from my cold! My lips are crazy chapped, though.

Also, and I'm excited and apprehensive of saying this, art teacher = bitch

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14396531/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14396531/ Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:13:07 PDT
Dammit. I frickin' hate Bush now for this sole reason alone. I mean, throughout the last 8 years, I could see reason and admitted he was human and crap, but this is unreasonable and designed to make students robots.

Then our teacher in English wants us to write our college essay sometime in April. I am not interested in college, but I feel forced to do it. I mean, come on. Nearly all the people there are probably going to go. I'd stick out like a sore thumb if I didn't. I'd be seen as a loser without a degree in something I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT!

Why am I always in this problem: I want others to be happy, but doing so will make me unhappy, and vice versa. Seriously, I can see why college is fun, but I'm not someone who is social at all. And that constitutes, like, much of the fun in it. And I'll barely be appreciated for what I do there like I do here. In fact, I get very little thanks for what I do academically.

So everyone just shut the fuck up and let me do what I want. The end.

ACTUALLY NO LOL

I did draw something in school yesterday. It's pretty funny. T'was thinking about Zim freaking out about the girl with cookies, and the drawing of the boy with cheese. I think you can tell what's gonna happen.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14323053/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14323053/ Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:29:50 PDT
Algebra 2: I heard the teacher is good. I kind of agree, but he wasn't as exciting as my history teacher last year. Now he made learning FUN! Or at least likely to survive. Almost fell asleep today.

Jr/Sr PE: Meh. It's gym, like the last 2 years. Tiring, and I sweat a lot, but too much of a wuss to stop. Besides, there are actual benefits to the body.

Art 1: Art is supposed to be a creative outlet. So why the hell do I feel like I'm restricted? This was nothing like Photography. Kickass teacher, kickass room, kickass subject, kickass fact that we could focus on some negative subjects. IE: a few photos got censored by the school for showing suicide and alcholism. The teacher told us that we shouldn't be discouraged. I liked him.

Classes next term:
US History 2
Physics
Intermediate Algebra 2
Language and Composition AP (AAARGH!)

Overall: Sucks. Makes me grateful for weekends now. More so.

I'm practically getting A's and B's in school. I mean, couldn't they at least thank me for not giving up and saying "screw you" after so long?

AND IN OTHER NEWS:
I'm thinking about starting the .PDF file for the comic book I'll likely publish on lulu.com. First off, what programs support that (I know Adobe, but I think there are others) and will I actually finish all the pages I need to do it?

PS: Pictures soon, tornado siren went off yesterday in town. South side Chicago, fyi.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14270051/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14270051/ Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:00:09 PDT [link]

Don't know if this is just because school starts tomorrow, but I really think that I shouldn't really be in school now. I learned everything I needed to know in freaking 6th grade! I'm in 11th! I learned how to string together a proper sentence and be able to survive on my own with more than the minimum unwritten math requirement. And even in 6th grade, I felt like I was going to go mad. Like, if I had to do pointless busywork for one more day I would go on some unplanned psychotic spree of some sort. Some Sundays I started getting mopey and depressed because I had to do it all over again. And why do I have to prove that I'm smart, anyway? Smart can be anything you want to be. I want to be smart in art (lol, poetry) and become a cartoonist like Dirge, Vasquez, Adams, or even Groening (But he can barely draw!). I don't think the crime of being born should be punished by mind numbing brainwashing for 12 years. And for me, it's been longer! GRAGH! I promised myself that if I finish everything I need to finish for tomorrow by 7, I can watch a movie. The only problem is that I'm starting to get sick of that movie. I like it, but I just don't feel like watching it. So I'm literally at a crossroads on whether to just do it to please the teacher, or saw screw it and explain my reasons tomorrow that might be passed off as a poor excuse? At least I found a site that makes me feel I'm not alone.

Note to self: Spread the word

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14230272/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14230272/ Sat, 18 Aug 2007 18:56:03 PDT
In short, the forum didn't die. Whoever hacked it was scared away from Ramrod and the size of his e-genitalia.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14203701/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14203701/ Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:16:37 PDT
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I feel that the world is coming to an end. But on a forum.

FORUMOCALYPSE!

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But seriously. Any o' yous that seen this already... I have no idea to finish that sentence. But in all honesty, try to avoid my tl;dr x 5 post somewhere on page 2. Believe me, it's insanely long. Probably longer than that neverending story I heard about. Oh wait that's the Bible lulz.

While I don't agree 100% with Wes, I am backing him up. Though I think I'm the forum Samson. Oh, merp.

Meh, after listening to a fight yesterday, I don't want to get into one for a while. At least I'm not namecalling or saying to go live in a cave/kill yourself if you don't like how school is run. Some of that was just harsh.

Ok, I'm done now.

Except that isn't it odd I went and ate leftover sausages I had at a German restaurant right after reading some graphic stuff about sausage stuffing in The Jungle?

Ok, now I'm really done now.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14059404/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/14059404/ Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:27:11 PDT
EDIT: lol, nvrmnd i got it now lololololo

I was at school registration a little while ago. While I must say that seeing two familiar faces made it worthwhile, I'm still a little upset that I might not go to college, despite the fact that getting a free ride could possibly happen and I could go anywhere I want. That's great and stuff, but it doesn't really seem like I need to learn anything that I can learn myself. College just seems too stressful for the career I'm choosing. Which, if I'm successful in will, in a strange paradox, become stressful. Besides, it sounds like my parents are set on me going anyway. I can't disappoint my dad if that's what he wants. Strangely, I don't give a crap if I disappoint my mom. Just my dad.

In fact, I don't really know if I should be a cartoonist anymore. I barely draw, and when I do, it's half-assed. Or maybe I'm just bored with the characters in general, and might need a change. I don't know. But if that's the case, then I could make a rough of the storyline for that.

But then what's the use? I'd just never complete it, anyway.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/13907897/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/13907897/ Fri, 27 Jul 2007 22:27:53 PDT [link]

I know what my 100th deviation shall be. Don't worry, Ian, Alec, and Didymus. You'll be deviated in some form later.

But this is the best movie ever and I implore anyone who is interested in The Simpsons to go see it as soon as possible. Trust me, Homer, Bart, and Marge doing stuff you WOULDN'T see on TV (well, FX maybe, but not FOX) were the three most epic things ever.

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In short, this might be the lulziest movie I'll ever see. And I might have a slight chance because I'm going to my sisters for a few days. If I can Friday night. Since, well, that's when I have to come back. I doubt it, but it'll be great if I did.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/13815368/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/13815368/ Fri, 20 Jul 2007 23:35:37 PDT [link]

God, the nicotine's messed with my mind.

First I was writhing around my bed like a maniac, actually trying to fuck it (Even I'm wondering why), then cried, calmed down, tried to try with my mom, but couldn't even get started and cried again. Of course, I was watching the tail end of Artificial Intelligence, despite barely understanding what was going on.

But seriously, during the maniac phase, my mind was racing out of control. Trying to tear pillows apart, feeling hopelessly trapped in emotional corners, wanting to give up completely, and, of course, writhing around like a maniac. Then there was one part I came out of my room momentarily trying to try the first time tonight. But I felt very discouraged and crap, and had a flash in my mind to take a kitchen chair and just... well... I can't really say it. It felt so distressing when I realized what I was thinking. I'd become no better than my mom's stepdaughters. In fact worse. It'd make me the family outcast. And I don't think menustration/secondhand smoke insanity would be a good enough excuse for some judge.

I have no idea what to do anymore, since I get really disturbed with something, yet can't have anyone to talk about it with and get physical reassurance.

I highly despise the ashtray I'm looking at right now.

]]> ~ChickenLeg http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/13798086/ http://ChickenLeg.deviantart.com/journal/13798086/ Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:09:37 PDT
I guess what I'm saying is that if you want to partake in this or steal it as your own, go ahead. Except it'll be -yourusernamehere- number. If you want to tell the results of -usernamehere- number from 2 onward to as far as you wish, go and put yer results in that comment box down thar.

It seems like an interesting way of meeting new people.

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