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2,000 word limit = Ten dollars US

3,000 word limit = Fifteen dollars US

4,000 word limit = Twenty dollars US

There are some guidelines I will set down. First off, I will need a DETAILED description of what you want. You can't say "I want a girl growing fatter than anyone in the world" and expect me to go with it. I need to know who this girl is, what does she look like (before and after her transformation), what is she like in life, does she have friends or a BF, etc. The more details you offer in this short story, the better it will become. If you can offer photo references, I would greatly appreciate it.

Here is a list of what I will do (can be a mixture of any of the following):

Female muscle growth

Giantess growth

Breast Expansion

Butt Expansion

Belly Expansion

Inflation

Berry expansion (from normal girl to giant blue berry girl)

Weight gain

Shrinking

Lactation

Nudity

Mild sexual situation (I can go hardcore but I doubt it will be posted on DA)

And here is what I won't do

Age Progression or Regression

Pregger

Vore

Rape

Gross acts

Male transformation

There are other limits I might have missed, so note me with what you have in mind and we will go from there. Have a backup idea or two just in case one idea won't fly.

If you are interested in a commission from me or have questions, send me a note with the title "Short Story Commission" and I will get back to you. Once all three slots are full, I will not take anymore until the three orders are finished. You can also post questions on this journal. But if you want a commission, send me a note marked "Short Story Commission".

Thanks for your time.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/29343964/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/29343964/ Thu, 31 Dec 2009 17:51:55 PST

Cheers,

Chwen.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/29303599/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/29303599/ Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:18:56 PST
1) For the price, how do you feel about one dollar for one hundred words? Basically, if your short story runs about 3,000 words, you pay only 30 bucks.

2) Would you prefer a flat rate like between 10-20 dollars?

3) If the latter, how do you feel about paying one part right away and the rest once the story is finished?

I will have some rules and guidelines to follow for the commissions. I have limits to what I will write. Let me know what you think of the prices.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/29273572/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/29273572/ Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:25:08 PST
With lack of cash as of late, I am seriously considering doing short stories for commissions. But I would like some advice on price range. Should I charge per word or a flat rate for a certain amount of words (like 1000 words or so)? Let me know what you think.

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THE ROCK HAS COME BACK.... home.

I have always wanted to say that.

My computer is back online and its running smoothly so far. Hoping it stays that way and this is a sign of better things to come. I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas. I got a 19in flat screen TV for my room from my folks and some other goodies. Hoping to go see family later this week. Wasn't able to due to weather conditions. Living in the midwest can suck. Great to be back and I hope we all have a happy new year.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/28977972/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/28977972/ Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:20:06 PST
Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/28369664/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/28369664/ Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:16:42 PST
Anywho, better explain the title of my journal. My dad recently retired and finally broke down and purchased a flat screen HD TV. It looks amazing, the sheer size of it alone makes me giddy. The HD quality is mind blowing, so crystal clear than normal channels. But there is a catch 21 on this. With HD, you can see everything.... I mean everything! I turned on a movie channel that had Bedtime Stories with Adam Sandler. With the HD quality, I could count the facial hairs, scars, bumps, and wrinkles on his face. O_O People you think that look so beautiful turn out a whole lot different in HD.

I'm afraid to see what women like Jessica Biel look in HD. Do I dare see the truth?! I have seen the future and its both crystal clear and pretty frightening.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/27657429/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/27657429/ Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:21:04 PDT
I got home early from work today and not for a good reason. My new manager told me that I violated store policies without knowing it. They caught it on store camera. He said until further notice, I'm on indefinite suspension. Which can mean two things, a) I'm fired or, b) I'm temporary out of work until such time.

I can't be out of work. I've got bills to pay and the job market sucks as it is. I've gotta call my union and see what I can do about this. If that falls out, I'll have to contact unemployment but I dunno if they will help me since I work part-time (the only thing I could get when I got hired on). The worst part of this is that there are other workers at my job who are terrible and yet they get away with shit. I've got a co-worker who "suffers" from ADHD. He slacks off at any chance he gets and no one raises a finger to him. I get overworked from school and other things in life, make a few mistakes, and get slapped down.

I feel like shit. I wanna cry or beat the shit out of someone. I fucking hate my new boss and I hate the fact that this is days before my birthday.

I'm so sick of apologizing to people when they are at fault and not me. I'm sick of being the victim of fucking faggots who got lucky in life while others work their asses off and get nothing. I'm fucking sick of having to hear the excuse "That's life". When people suffer ten times worse than me, do they say "oh well, that's life"?

Every time I deal with bad shit like this... I wanna put a bullet into the brains of every fucking parent who wouldn't get off their ass to properly raise their kids or give them proper love and attention. I wanna set on fire every home of greedy, too well-off people who think they are better than us with them trapped inside.

I wanna taste blood.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/27511922/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/27511922/ Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:37:54 PDT
Been so busy, I barely noticed Monsters vs Aliens came out on DVD and Blu Ray. Thinking of getting that for my birthday. Would like to get the Blu Ray version but need a flat screen and Blu Ray player for that. Perhaps I'll get those for X-mas.

It's getting colder where I'm at. So I need to look into a humidifier for my bedroom. My last one died out on me. I use it to keep the air moist so not to get a sore throat. Had a small one during my head cold previously but it didn't last long.

Would like to get some more commissions done as well as stories written. But with work and school taking up all my time, its not easy to sit down and write. Money is pretty tight with the lack of good hours. So I hope that things will pick up soon.

At midnight tonight, we enter October and soon all the creatures of the night will start to come out. I like this holiday, maybe during some slow points between tests and work my creative juices will begin to flow again.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/26890052/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/26890052/ Sat, 29 Aug 2009 06:59:23 PDT
So what's new with me? I've been back to college for two weeks now (week three starts this Monday) while balancing my part-time job. The hardest subject for me this semester is Geometry. I hope to pass this class with a decent grade but I'm pretty sure a lot of my fellow classmates feel the same way.

The last few movies I've seen were GI Joe and Inglorious Basterds. The former was ok, but you are not expecting much from a film based off a cartoon based off a toyline. Basterds was very good, more of a drama than an action flick but its vintage QT. I want to see District 9 before it leaves theaters. That looks awesome.

Project wise, I am still working on the Jekyll & Hyde story. It's gonna take some time to get it done with work and school keeping me busy. I will try to get it done as soon as possible, but I can't say when it will be done. I'll keep you folks posted on that. I do have a commission or two in the works. Those should appear eventually.

So, how was your summer vacation?

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/25576250/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/25576250/ Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:13:29 PDT
First off, we lost a good number of people this week. Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett left us, but the death of the King of Pop was the most shocking. Lot of folks are talking about him. Not sure what to say about him except that I hope his legacy in music will outlast the tragic scandals in his life. One article suggested that it might have been better if he had passed away sooner so the madness that dogged his life would not have hurt his image so much. I'll let you folks decide on that. [link]

I did catch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen yesterday. It was a pretty good movie all in all. Not the best but a good popcorn movie. It's one flaw in my book was that there were too many robots to go around and not enough time to give them proper screen time. Arcee and her posse are a good example. btw, after looking at Skids and Mudflap I never knew Cybertron had inbreeding circles. Talk about fugly robots.

On a final and more upbeat note. I just learned about this a few minutes ago. Japan has built a life-size (I repeat, LIFE SIZE) Gundam to celebrate its 30th anniversary. [link] That is FUCKING AWESOME SAUCE!!! If this thing actually worked like the real deal, the world at large would be fucked. No way the US could make something like that. Hell, we can barely make a decent car worth a fuck. I like to see the boys in Iraq, Iran, or North Korea top this.

Chwen.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/24835559/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/24835559/ Tue, 19 May 2009 07:57:57 PDT

Movie wise, I plan to see Wolverine this week. Wasn't sure on seeing it due to the negative reviews. But I have seen Star Trek twice. Abrams knocks it out of the park and so does the stellar cast. I like to see Terminator Salvation this weekend as well. The trailers look promising. In other movie news, the father of Captain Kirk, Chris Hemsworth has been chosen to play Thor in the upcoming movie. We are a few steps closer to an Avengers reality.

One last thing I like to bring up. I have been getting requests from DA members on making my commissioned artwork available as a print. I can't do that for the Totally Spies pin ups but the other ladies in my gallery are up for grabs. Should I allow them to be made into prints? Is it worth doing? Please offer your comments and advice on this. Hope to hear from you folks real soon.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/23929438/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/23929438/ Sat, 28 Mar 2009 07:19:24 PDT
The story was pretty fun. Not as ground breaking like past animated movies but still worth watching. It has its laugh out loud moments and the action is sweet. The monsters are a treat, from Ginormica (Reese Witherspoon is so sweet in this role) to B.O.B (Seth Rogen plays him perfectly) to the Missing Link (poppa may be out of shape but Will Arnett pulls it off) and even Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D. (I will never see Hugh Laurie play House without thinking of him doing an evil laugh from time to time). I even enjoyed General W.R. Monger being played by Kiefer Sutherland and the gigantic but cuddly Insectosaurus (voiced by Conrad Vernon, but he only speaks in monster growls). My one beef is Stephen Colbert as President Hathaway. The words Stephen Colbert and President of the United States makes me wanna run screaming into the night. But he does play the idiot in chief role very well.

I plan to see this movie again sometime soon before it leaves theaters or before the 3D offer runs out. I hope they are able to keep the same 3D FX used in the film for when they put it out on DVD and Blu Ray. Seeing it only in 2D would not do it justice.

I wonder if they plan to do a sequel? If so, what other 50s monsters would they bring in? Something to discuss over.

Chwen Hoou

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/23605389/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/23605389/ Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:10:20 PDT
The movie was very graphic, both violently and sexually. I'm surprised the MPAA allowed us to see Dr. Manhattan's junk without their assholes puckering up tighter than a drum (also, I think his package was much larger than it was in the comic). Also, the ending is much different than from the comics. But I can understand why it was changed from Hollywood's POV. If they stuck with the original ending, they would have alienated the audience. All in all, this turned out to be closer to its source material then expected IMO.

One last note, I found this link to newgrounds.com on the net. A flash animator named Happy Harry posted a parody of the comic Watchmen that mixes the comic with the love of 80s cartoons. Click on the link below.

[link]

I can guess most if not all of the nods to each 80s cartoon in that clip. I dunno if I should be proud of that fact or ashamed of it.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/23546463/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/23546463/ Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:48:54 PST So I ask you, the people of DA.... Do you wanna see my short story. Your comments and suggestions on this journal and on the short story would be greatly appreciated.

Chwen

Edit: Just posted the story, had to do some minor tweaking since this is the first time I posted something that wasn't a pin up or comic commission. Hope you enjoy it and please leave your comments and suggestions.

Also, saw Watchmen tonight. Great movie, will talk more on it later on. Hurm.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/23055527/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/23055527/ Sat, 07 Feb 2009 07:32:27 PST [link] today. I took a look at his page, dunno if its a hacker set up or some poor sucker who got jacked. But I reported the comments as spam and I will continue to stay alert for this type of messages.

Best words of advice I can give you is this. If you get a comment like "Hey, check out this cool site! link" from someone you don't know, DO NOT CLICK ON IT! If its someone you know from DA that gives you the same comment or something close, DO NOT CLICK ON IT. Best to play it safe then lose your account to some dick hacker.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/22466627/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/22466627/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:52:17 PST
[link]

Hope you folks like how she came out. She may not be a doctor in her full figured form, but she can cute what ails you.

Chwen.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/22312550/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/22312550/ Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:40:18 PST
Movie wise, it rocked (mentioned some top ones in past journals).

Economic wise, it sucked (for everyone except the corporate swine and the Bush Jr. crew).

Comic wise, it really sucked if you read Marvel (fuck you Bendis and the rest of your pig fucking nazi company. You overhyped hack).

One good point 2009 will bring is that Bush Jr. and his crew is leaving 20 days after. Wish it was sooner than later. Not sure what else 2009 will bring, but I'm hoping that it will be much better than this year.

Happy New Year everyone.

Chwen.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/21886158/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/21886158/ Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:12:13 PST
Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/21245569/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/21245569/ Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:05:54 PDT Hope to get home soon from work and pop in my copy of Rocky Horror Picture Show. I got the two disc special ed years ago, its loaded with sweet features. The main disc has the theatrical version, the UK version, even a version where they have an audience heckle the movie (a tradition that still lives on today). Quick question, what horror movie(s) would you pop in your DVD player to celebrate Halloween?

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/20782421/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/20782421/ Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:25:03 PDT
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning our matching snoopy-bibs to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the apartment building.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Chwen Hoou

I tag the following

1) Dwarfpriest [link]

2) Skategirl [link]

3) Martmeisterpaladin [link]

4) Seriojainc [link]

5) Destroyer77 [link]

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RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:


Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Br... ]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/20558675/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/20558675/ Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:03:28 PDT
Rules:
1. answer all the following questions with your fav thing in the catagory.
2. NO CHEATING
3. Tag as many people as you want.

What is your favorite:

1. HOBBIE? Comic books. But I may have to cut back due to budget plus the lack of anything decent these days.

2. BAND/ MUSICAL ARTIST? Too many to list really. Don't have a particular fav at this time

3. SONG? Lately I've been listening to Citizen King's Better Days (and the bottom drops out)

4. MOVIE? Right now, its still The Dark Knight (so want the DVD)

5. NUMBER? 7 (going with something lucky(

6. COLOR? Black

7. BOOK? Last one I read was Nothing's Sacred by Lewis Black

8. VIDEO GAME? Going old school with Sonic 2

9. FOOD? I likes BBQ ribs

10. DESERT? Oreo Blizzards

11. PAIR OF UNDERWEAR? Uh, little personal but tighty whities.

12. CAR? My parents.

13. CASTLE!? Greyskull.

14. ANTAGONIST? GW and the republication party.

15. TIME OF DAY? Quittin' time

16. BOYFREIND/ GIRLFREIND? Still single (ladies, give me a ring if you're interested. )

17. TYPE OF HENTAI? Uh, one without tenticles.

18. CLOTHING COMPANY? The affordable one

19. ANIMAL? Tiger

20. LOVE POSITION? Oiling the baseball glove?

Not gonna tag anyone, got a bit of the flu so I'd rather not pass what I've got.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/20352898/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/20352898/ Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:18:57 PDT
Recently, Crinos wrote a commissioned story for me. You can find it here. [link] He did a great job on this story, I hope to do another one with him sometime soon.

Before I wrap this up, I wanna thank all of those that visited my page and left their comments, favs, and watches. Also, my best to all my DA friends. Thank you so much for being there for me and I'm glad I could do the same.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/19463887/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/19463887/ Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:52:10 PDT
1) The original cast, from Christian Bale to Gary Oldman, played their roles perfectly and brought more to the table this time around.

2) The new comers do the same as well. Maggie Gyllenhaal does a much better job playing Rachel Dawes and Aaron Eckhart portrayed Harvey Dent perfectly. When you see him turn from the white knight of Gotham to his evil alter ego, trust me, he definitely turns. It's the most tragic moment of the film when Harvey falls from grace. But there is one new comer that stole the spotlight and truly gave his greatest performance.

2) Mr. Nicholson, as much as I respect you, I'm afraid you will have to move aside when it comes to who plays the best Joker. The late Heath Ledger's role as the clown prince of crime is his best work ever. When critics say he disappeared into the character, they mean it! You watch the movie and its not Heath you're seeing, its truly the Joker. I'm starting to believe that his Oscar nod could happen, if not then I want to know why. In my book, only two people can play the Joker perfect. One is Mark Hamill ( best voice ever, eat it Kevin Michael Richardson) and the other is Heath himself.

3) You may be asking "Yeah, there's great characters but do we get some action and thrills?" The answer is "Yes, we certainly do." From the start of the movie to the very end, we're on a wild ass ride that doesn't let up. Also, when you see the appearance of the Bat Pod in the movie let me know what you think. When I saw it, I had a flashback to Batman Returns as to how it came into play (I'm not gonna say anymore than that).

4) Oddly enough, there are three villains in the movie. Ok, Scarecrow (played once again by Cillian Murphy) has a brief appearance but it's amazing to know that this movie had so many characters in the film including two main villains and did not suffer the same effect as Spider-man 3 did. Nolan measured enough of each performance from his actors and made a movie that was perfectly balanced out. Someone might wanna tell Sam Raimi and Sony to look at TDK and take some notes if they're planning to do a forth Spider-man.

All in all, this is the summer movie that brings home the bacon. Plus it has the trailer of the upcoming 2009 movie The Watchmen. My one thought is that TDK almost seems final. There is nothing mentioned as to what will happen in the possible third movie. I don't know if Nolan and company will return but part of me hopes they do. There are still many characters in the Batman universe for them to play with, but its going to be tough to top a performance like The Dark Knight.

But I wouldn't mind seeing Nolan handle Catwoman. I think after making that lame version with Halle Berry, we deserve a Catwoman that lives up to her comic book roots.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/19329506/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/19329506/ Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:24:32 PDT At least they fixed the Mood selections. Read one DA member thinking about leaving. Dunno if I wanna pack up and leave. Not many choices to go elsewhere. FA is still down and I'm sure if anyone I know will be there or elsewhere.

Well, I'm sure my head will be clearer after seeing Hellboy 2.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18998987/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18998987/ Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:16:57 PDT [link]

A sad day for those who knew him and those who grew up to his comedy. I was one of the latter. I discovered George at a very young age, he was the first comedian I can remember in my childhood. As I grew older in life, I began to enjoy his humor even more. He was a great teacher for us all. He saw humor in language, our world, and everything around him. He taught me to never see things at face value. To always question authority and never accept the place people put you in. Today, the world seems less brighter without him now that he is gone.

I dunno what awaits him in the next life. He had a hard time believing in God and was never a fan of religion. But whatever awaits him on the other side, be it God, the Big Electron (as he once said in a comedy special), or whatever, may he be in a better place and continue to bring laughter to those in need. I've seen him in concert many times, but my one true regret was that I never got to shake his hand and thank him. Now that he is gone, I can at least say it and hope he is listening...

Thank you, George, thank you.

Chwen

P.S.
Forgive the weird mood setting for this, DA seems to have another one of their "issues".

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18955420/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18955420/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:48:09 PDT
I got to the theater that was playing Get Smart and like all movies, trailers for upcoming movies had to come first (along with commercials for products I won't be buying soon). One of those trailers was for the movie entitled Disaster Movie, coming in August of this year. It's another piece of shit "parody", and I use that term lightly, from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. These are the two mindless hacks who brought us Epic Movie, Date Movie, and Meet the Spartans. Basically, their movies are unoriginal and unfunny parodies of movies that came out or have yet to come out and are peppered with lame pop culture refs and a heaping of bad humor. I prefer to call them "cut and paste" movies since they're taking anything for good movies, tossing them into a wood chipper with forty pounds of glue and lame jokes, and see what sticks on film. For a better commentary on these two retards, allow me to point you towards a DVD review of their last film.

[link]

Trust me, even the critic shows his hatred for these two idiots as well as the poor actors who star in their films and the brainless sheep that see them.

As the trailers rolled I, like everyone else in the theater, was unaware of the horror that we would soon encounter. Looking back on it, I finally figured out the secret ending to The Happening without seeing it myself. I'm guessing that the mystery behind everyone killing themselves in The Happening were victims of those who either saw the trailer to Disaster Movie or they lived in a world where only Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer movies played in every media outlet. I can't describe the images I saw on the screen but I will break down the following events in a chronological order.

00:01 - The green letterbox that says this movie was approved by the MPAA comes on (apparently, they're not doing a good enough job).

00:02 - The trailer begins and I'm wondering what this movie is and so is the rest of the movie goers. I should have sensed danger since my Spider Sense was tingling.

00:03 - A guy in an Iron Man costume gets crushed by a meteor, no laughter is heard in the theater. It's right there that I realized who was behind this movie. First thoughts in my head were "OH JESUS FUCK CHRIST! NO ANOTHER ONE!!"

00:05 - At this point, I'm trying to avert my eyes from the horror of this turd of a movie trailer. Covering my ears as well, but I keep looking at the screen like a horrible train wreck that I cannot look away. I turn around and see something even worse. The movie goers are screaming in pain. A young couple in front of me were crying out to anyone in the theater to stop the trailer. Sadly their cries fell on deaf ears.

00:06 - I turned over and saw an elderly couple who wanted to see if the Get Smart movie was as good as the TV series. They would never know. Since they too saw the utter shit that was the Disaster Movie trailer, they gouged their own eyes out and used their drinking straws to puncture their ear drums. At this point, I decided to make a run for the exit.

00:07 - 00:09 - I was rushing towards the theater exit, not looking at the screen but hearing the trailer continue. I also witnessed many movie patrons killing themselves just to escape the pain. One guy took his cell phone out and was trying to bash it into his head. I'll give him an A for effort, the poor bastard. But I began to feel the effects of the trailer on myself. I figured after seeing Batman and Robin twice in theaters, I was strong enough to endure any bad movie. I was wrong. As I opened the door to the exit, I felt something warm run down my lips. The room began to spin. I made it halfway into the theater hallway and saw across from our theater was Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull playing (perhaps a far better film than Disaster Movie but then anything would be better). I felt myself go limp and mumbled "Save me, Indy..." before everything went black.

????? - I gasped for air and found three ushers performing CPR on me. They had pulled me out of the theater in time and brought me back to life. They said I was dead for 3 minutes and was one of the lucky few that were still alive. I thought to myself "Was I lucky?" I may have lived but I felt a part of me die in that theater.

15:29 - EMT's checked me out and gave me a clean bill of health. They too said I was lucky to be alive. Meanwhile, I saw those that barely survived shouting at the manager and the projectionist. They threatened to sue them for cruel acts against humans and assault with a deadly weapon.

But you s... ]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18827602/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18827602/ Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:07:11 PDT
This movie kicks ass ten times more than the Ang Lee version. Let me state a few things about this awesome flick without giving too much away.

1) It's definitely a reboot, the origin is retold during the opening credits and its more closer to the comics and the live action show from the 70s.

2) Action is off and running, no need to wait for Hulk to pop up like 45 minutes into the movie. He appears sooner than you think.

3) The cast works great. Edward Norton plays Banner to a T. Tim Roth is a great addition as Blonsky, who slowly evolves into the Abomination during the film. Also big ups to Liv Tyler and William Hurt for their parts as Betty and General Ross.

4) Yes, Stan Lee has his cameo as does Lou Ferrigno in this film. Both play parts that move the story along its merry Marvel way. btw, for the record, both Stan and Lou are the man.

5) Did I forget to say there is action in this film? Plenty of it, from the chase scenes to the final battle between Hulk and Abomination. You will be cheering in the seats.

6) Also there is the lighter side to the film. It has its funnier moments, which were sorely lacking in Ang's version. Plus oodles of Easter eggs to look out for in this movie. If you're a die hard Marvel fan, keep the peepers peeled.

7) Sadly, no sign of Captain America as rumored. That ended up on the cutting room floor. But director Louis Leterrier promises that the missing part will turn up eventually. Either online or on a special edition DVD. Pray for a directors cut.

8) But the Tony Stark cameo is in there and you don't have to waiting until the end credits are over. A welcome relief for full bladders of movie goers. *whew*

9) The movie sets up the dominoes for the upcoming Avengers movie and leaves openings for future Hulk sequels. One character in the movie will be playing a major role in the future, just hope he doesn't get a "swelled head" about it.

My only regret is that it was kinda short on the character development. But after the last Hulk movie I can't blame Marvel for wanting to skimp on that part. Hopefully, Louis will give the movie a 2 disc directors cut DVD that will please all sides. I'm definitely going to see this movie again this weekend. Plus, Iron Man is still available at the theater so I shall make it a mighty Marvel double header day. I strongly suggest the same for everyone. So if you have already seen the film and loved it, spread the good word. Tell everyone that The Incredible Hulk is the true Hulk film the fans wanted.

btw, if you still have a copy of the Ang Lee version in your collection, I suggested you sell it to a store like FYE that takes used DVD's just to get some cash back. Too bad you can't get the time we wasted on it back.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18703795/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18703795/ Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:55:02 PDT
One movie I'm dying to see next week is The Incredible Hulk. I've been hearing some positive word of mouth from those that have seen an advance screening. They say it lives up to the comic book and redeems itself after the 2003 Ang Lee disaster. I'll keep you posted once I see it on opening day. I've seen the trailers, TV clips, and the one minute previews online and even I'm stoked about it.

Still a lot of summer movies coming down the pipe. Can't wait to see them all.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18379519/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18379519/ Sun, 18 May 2008 08:59:08 PDT Been on DA for three years now, had a lot of laughs, tears, and what have you. I thank all of those that befriended me these years and all those who commented on my commission posts. Speaking of which...

[link]

New adventures of Jesse and Cloe by SeriojaInc himself, check it out and please leave comments.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18225415/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/18225415/ Thu, 08 May 2008 11:15:37 PDT

Saw Iron Man last weekend. What can I say that everyone else on DA hasn't....

THIS MOVIE KICKED ASS!!!

Talk about setting the bar high for other Marvel movies, Incredible Hulk has its work cut out for itself. Downey pulled off Tony Stark, an excellent job on his behalf. Gonna see it again this weekend.

Saw one journal quiz I had to steal. Got it from [link] Made some mods on it.

Over 85 = no life

( ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club (#1: U do not talk about fight club. #2: See rule 1)
( ) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
(X) Blazing Saddles (Candygram for Mongo!)
(x) Airplane! (Funny film... and don't call me Shirly)

Total: 6

(x) The Princess Bride (big diff between all dead and mostly dead)
( ) Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) Saw III
(x) Saw IV
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total: 5

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3 (should've stopped at Scream 2)
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
( ) American Pie Naked Mile

Total: 3

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Harry Potter 5 (man, this kids got a messed up life!)
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
( ) Resident evil 3
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village

Total: 7

(x) Finding Nemo (Just keep swimming...)
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs (made me wanna wear tin foil on my head.)
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original, Hooper at his best)
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
(x) Robots

Total: 5

( ) Dodgeball
(x) Universal Soldier (a time when Van Damme ruled the world)
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Meet Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong (the original)
(x) King Kong (1970s remake, major suckage)
(x) King Kong Lives (sequel to remake. Why?)
(x) Peter Jackson's King Kong (It was good, but much longer)

Total: 7

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween (original only, Rob Zombie need not apply)
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving Christmas
(x)Flubber

Total: 4

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (WWNPHD?)
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy (Ron Perman's best work)
(x) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards (Funny movie)
( ) The Whole Ten Yards (not so funny sequel)

Total: 4

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
(x) Child's Play 2
(x) Child's Play 3
(x) Bride of Chucky
( ) Seed of Chucky (kinda pushing the term Chuck)
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street (Freddy still scares the shit out of me)
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Longest Yard (the original)
( ) Gridiron Gang
( ) Ju-On (The original The Grudge)
( ) Ju-On 2 (The original The Grudge 2)
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask (Jamie Kennedy is no Jim Carrey)

Total: 6

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean's Eleven (sweet remake)
(x) Ocean's Twelve (good, not great)
(x) Ocean's Thirteen (back to glory, plus Pacino)
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Bourne Ultimatum (need to see... ]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/17828032/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/17828032/ Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:38:01 PDT Thankfully, this link should help clear up any issues concerning this scare.

[link]

Big thanks to Meredith for shining some light on the subject and to all those that are posting this blog to keep everyone sane.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/17351794/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/17351794/ Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:14:40 PDT
[link]

My heart goes out to Dangerguss for immortalizing the Ms. Hyde pin up by JRtheMonsterBoy. I never thought for one second that someone would do that. Thanks man. You truly made my weekend.

Chwen.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/17046803/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/17046803/ Sat, 08 Mar 2008 22:56:56 PST Thanks to everyone that visited my page, all the friends that came into my life, and to all that allowed their fine artwork to be posted on this page. I hope to be around for many more pageviews and so much more.

Chwen.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16918698/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16918698/ Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:32:13 PST I finally got it in the mail and have been working to get my new computer up to speed. Sadly, I had trouble using DA with Internet Explorer so I had to remove all the favs and watches I got from other people. To all those that faved and watched me over the week and didn't receive a thank you, my apologies. I appreciate it but its pretty tough to get caught up on DA stuff with a brand new computer and the files have piled up. Word of advice, Firefox is a lot better to use DA with IMO. I hope to have everything up and running on my computer and get caught up on my DA stuff soon. Thanks for your patience.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16793385/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16793385/ Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:46:29 PST [link] tagged me today so it looks like I'm gonna play along.

1.WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I was but I prefer not to mention my real name. As for my alter ego, I made it up from a story character I was working with Dwarfpriest.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I cried a little bit when I learned Heath Ledger died. It was so sad.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I do but it could use improvement.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Polish ham

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Nope, I've got a house cat and a niece.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I would say so.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Not really, wish I could use it more.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yup and they're a pain in the ass when they get sore. X(

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Only if they promise to have a landing pad below me in case they forgot to tie the cord properly. O_o

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Rice Krispies

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Yup. Kinda hard to kick them off with my size feet.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Physically, no. Mentally, somewhat average but I wish to be stronger in all types.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Vanilla but I would like to try chocolate chip cookie dough.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Depends on the person at times. Sometimes I tend to notice the cute features on the women I notice.

15. RED OR PINK?
Red. Can't wear pink.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTIC MEDIA?
My computer of course.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My niece, wish I could see her more often.

18. SINGLE OR TAKEN?
Single. Still looking for Ms Right or at least Ms. Right Now.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Brown and blue plaid pants with gray socks.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A cookie.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Nothing right now, have the mute on my TV on.

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
I've gotta go with blue on this one.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
BB-Q, freshly baked cookies, a lot to list.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mom, I check on her before heading home from work.

25. WWBBD?
What would Brian Boitano do?

I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, cause thats what would Brian Boitano do!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Does pro wrestling count?

27. HAIR COLOR?
Black hair, once was long but had to cut it.

28. EYE COLOR?
Brown and not because I'm full of shit.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
I use to many years ago, but they were the hard rigid type so I stopped.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Cheese pizza I would have to say.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
depends on my mode. If I'm feeling depraved, its scary movie time. If I need something uplifting, its a film with a happy ending.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
I think it was Godzillia Final War.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Gray long sleeve.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer. I live in the mid west and I'm not use to the winter months. :snowy:

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Depends on who's giving the hugs and/or kisses.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Oreo blizzard.

37. HOW ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW?
Very messy right now. Need to hit the barber soon.

38. FAVORITE LIB BALM BRAND?
Chap stick

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
The last book I read was Batman: Dark Victory.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
The color gray.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Ninja Warrior on G4. ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16696207/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16696207/ Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:25:59 PST Like I need to pimp this out anymore. Hope you enjoy it and leave some comments for this.

Chwen

Update: Damn! over 175 messages waiting for me since I posted this sequence. Most of them favs. Thanks for everyone that posted comments and favs.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16530148/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16530148/ Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:15:37 PST [link]

I just found out about this after coming home from work. I can't believe it myself. You don't expect someone as young as him to die so soon. For some reason, it reminds me of the sudden death of Brandon Lee when he was filming The Crow. Seeing anything tied into The Dark Knight movie will feel rather different now...

My thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends.

If this tells you anything, its this... No matter where you go or what you do, always tell your loved ones (your mom, dad, GF, BF, etc) you love them and give them hug or a kiss. If you had an argument over something, patch it up soon. Spend time with those around you. Don't put it off. Because you may not have tomorrow to look forward to.

Good-bye Heath, may you be in a better place.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16500961/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16500961/ Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:23:59 PST
Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16163681/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16163681/ Sun, 30 Dec 2007 08:45:55 PST Got a lot of good stuff this year and had fun with my family while in St Louis. However, I would like to state that anyone that plans to hold a 25+ person Christmas eve party in a house that's smaller than a one car garage..... don't!

Rent a freaking ball room. No human being should ever have to feel like they're being stuffed into a VW Bug of a house unless its for a world record.

Update on JR and the sequel. Seems like he's been busy as hell at his end, so I'm not alone on this boat. Got the first finished page of the commission, so it looks like I'll be posting it a few days after the new year. It's coming folks, so please be a bit more patient.

Hope everyone has a happy new year. Be safe and try not to out drink anyone else or you'll be doing the technicolor yawn the next day.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16063994/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/16063994/ Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:09:21 PST
Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/15949456/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/15949456/ Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:21:43 PST
But there is another reason why I went to see the movie.

Three words....

Why so serious?

The new Dark Knight trailer kicks ass from start to finish. I did sneak a peak from a bootleg trailer on You Tube but those things disappear quicker than a fart in the wind. However, being the clever clown he is, the Joker has offered another viral site we should keep an eye on.

[link]

I so hope that we can download this trailer to our computers. I'm betting this will be one of the top downloaded trailers next to the Iron Man movie trailer.

One final note, the sequel to the BBW/GTS is nearing completion. But if its not posted before X-mas then I'll get it online on new years eve or the next day. So be patient and remember what Mr. J says in the trailer...

"It's all part of the plan."

Chwen (aka future clown in training)

P.S.
Anyone been keeping up with the viral campaign for the Dark Knight movie. I have a hard time keeping track of it.

Edit: Anyone seen the trailer online yet? No?

"Let's put a smile on that face!"

[link]

You can download it on Quicktime and its available on flash too. Definitely one sweet trailer.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/15618266/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/15618266/ Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:40:27 PST
Just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy Thanksgiving. Gonna be out of town this weekend but I'll try to keep some tabs on DA. Should be back Sunday afternoon if all goes well.

Also want you to know that JR and I are working on the sequel to the big beautiful GTS comic. It's coming along great and it's definitely going to be twice as big as the first one (cause if you're gonna top the original, you gotta go bigger in someway). Not sure when it will be finished but I will keep you posted. Might save it for a Christmas gift for everyone to see.

Chwen.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/15297986/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/15297986/ Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:22:59 PDT
In the tradition of Halloween, I would like to share with you thats pretty scary and disturbing..... Adam West and a bunch of actors dressing up as DC heroes and villains in a lost show that should've remained lost.

Legends of the Superheroes

Part 1: [link]

Part 2: [link]

Part 3: [link]

Part 4: [link]

Part 5: [link]

Part 6: [link]

Link to Users main video page: [link]=r

I dare anyone to watch these clips without looking away in horror. I tried but I think I suffered some mental trauma. It makes you wish Mike Nelson and his MST3K posse were with you on this one.

Happy Halloween.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/14981658/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/14981658/ Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:10:09 PDT

Part of me tells me to keep working to earn money and get ahead, but the other side just wants to play. Which do you listen to?

Also, the BBW/GTS by JR is underway. I'll keep you posted on any further developments.

Have a good one.

Chwen.

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/14470744/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/14470744/ Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:34:15 PDT I wish I could celebrate it with a posting but over the past months money has been tight. But I am working on getting that fixed. Hopefully, the sequel to the Big Beautiful Giantess comic will get up and running soon.

I have noticed a couple of requests for prints of my commission postings. I could do one of JR's work but the Totally Spies pin ups are out since it would infringe on trademark laws and such. I'd rather avoid a lawsuit as much as possible. I'll ask JR permission about the idea before any further work is done.

Hope everyone has a great labor day, enjoy it as much as possible.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/14129896/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/14129896/ Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:44:46 PDT
The rules:

1. Post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random (hopefully interesting) facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged

Facts:

1. I was born and raised in Illinois my whole life. Not gonna say where exactly but I'm in the area where a former president was born and raised.

2. To this day, I've only broken one bone in my body and it was my right index finger.

3. I have seen Batman & Robin twice in theaters. God knows why, I think I was in a terrible state of denial. I still want retribution from the director and his apology in the director's commentary (in the new release version) is not enough.

4. I was in catholic school for two years and decided it wasn't for me.

5. I was born on the same year that the comic strip character Garfield was introduced.

6. Also, I was a few weeks old when the original Halloween was released in theaters. Still don't understand why Rob Zombie wants to do a remake of a classic... or for that matter why anyone would waste 8-10 bucks to see a lousy remake when you can rent the original at the video store for much less. You want a great remake, John Carpenter's The Thing.

7. The last game station I owned was a Sega Genesis and I played Sonic 2 like there was no tomorrow.

8. If I have to choose one classic horror movie monster, I'd go with the werewolf. They seem more down to earth and more appealing to me than the vampire who has been used over and over again in so many variations (although the best one I like so far is the manga Hellsing and the new anime Hellsing Ultimate).

Well, that was fun. So who shall I tag....

1) RoboDeathBunny

2) dwarfpriest

3) Satsurou

4) MartmeisterPaladin

5) Destroyer77

6) Splicer-ik

7) zeromager

8) ShineofRain

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/14040280/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/14040280/ Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:15:15 PDT My next semester of classes start soon so I'm gonna have to get my books and find out when school starts again. Had to scale back on college hours just to keep my night job. Just hope I don't burn myself out on work and school.

I've got some projects in the works, one involving a certain sequel from JR. But I'd like to hold on a bit longer until I am sure the funds are in. My job pays well but my paycheck tends to disappear quickly due to bills. I hope to get it started this month so wish me luck.

Seen a lot of the summer movies. Transformers pleased me the most but then I like big, honking robots. Rented 300 and Hot Fuzz awhile back. Already seen 300 in theaters but its still a kick ass movie. Same goes for Hot Fuzz, the guys behind Shaun of the Dead seem like the only few people in the movie biz that understand the concept of a great comedy. Crap like Epic Movie and anything from Will Ferrel IMO feels like an insult to my intelligence. So thank God for the UK boys. Gotta get going folks. Hope to give you more news soon.

Chwen

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In the meantime, I've been taking in some of the new summer movies. I saw Ratatouille yesterday, another jewel in the crown of Pixar. If you ever want to see the best CGI animated movies than look no further than Pixar. Their new film comes from Brad Bird, the same man that brought us the Incredibles. I plan to see Live Free or Die Hard today and Transformers this week.

Thankfully the summer days have gotten a bit cooler. The hot and muggy days have been torture but at least its getting nicer. I'll keep you folks posted on what else happens.

Enjoy the summer

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/12831958/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/12831958/ Thu, 03 May 2007 18:49:20 PDT
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK!!!!!

On a brighter side, my 3rd year anniversary on DA is just hours away as well as something else. I can't remember it, its about some guy dressed in web covered tights fighting a dude made out of sand and an icky looking doppleganger.

I got a ticket for the midnight showing at my local theater. Seen the first Spider-Man movie 7 times and the sequel 6 times (as well as the midnight showings.) I'm gonna try to beat the record this time.

To celebrate the release of the new Spider-Man movie, I'd like to link you to a You Tube video I found. It's a classic Saturday morning theme song done by one of the best punk rocks bands in history.

[link]

That's it for me folks, I'm out of here. I'll buzz you tomorrow about the movie.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/12819931/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/12819931/ Wed, 02 May 2007 18:39:45 PDT [link] so now its my turn to go with this. It's a tag game but only if you post on this journal. If you do, here's what happens.

1) I'll respond with something random about you.
2) I'll challenge you to try something.
3) I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
4) I'll tell you something I like about you.
5) I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6) I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7) I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
8) If I do this for you, you must post this in your journal!

Btw, my anniversary on DA is coming up along with the release date of Spider-Man 3. Gonna be a sweet time on DA.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/12763508/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/12763508/ Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:06:35 PDT
1) Play it at midnight in independent theaters, skip the megaplex chains entirely. The old school theaters can't be beat when it comes to grindhouse charm.

2) Offer other grindhouse/midnight movies along with it, such as El Topo, Night of the Living Dead, and other insane movies that need to be seen to be believed.

3) For movie goers, bring your weed. Sometimes a movie is better when you're stoned.

4) Grindhouse movies are like acid trips, just forget logic and go with the flow.

My only grips was the missing reel parts in each feature. I know it adds to the charm but I hope that they'll include those missing parts in the DVD release. I just hope that Hot Fuzz will pop up soon, the previews look awesome.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/12571608/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/12571608/ Thu, 12 Apr 2007 18:49:21 PDT
Anyway, I've done three of these on DA tonight so now I've gotta play Truth Or Dare.

Here's the deal: You get to ask me THREE QUESTIONS No matter how crazy, inappropriate, or random they are and I will answer 100% truthfully.

That's the truth part. The dare is for you to put this in your journal to see what other people ask about you.

Bring it on folks... just be gentle.

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/12153159/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/12153159/ Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:21:14 PDT I'm looking forward to seeing Grindhouse coming in April among other flicks hitting the summer scene. Including one in particular.

Right now I'm on spring break vacation from college, but I'll be using this time to do some job hunting plus work on other things as well. Hope to find a job soon so wish me luck. The weather here is warming up abit, but not as fast as I want it to. Hope that by the time the first day of spring is declared, it is actually spring.

Anyway, times a wasting and I've got things to do. Hope everyone has a great spring break.

Chwen

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Hey, where the hell is our hero?

OVER HERE YOU KNUCKLE KNOB!

For those that are watching the weather channel, the midwest is being hit with heavy wind and snow. I watched the local news and found out my college classes are canceled, so it looks like we're cramming later this week. On the plus side it'll give me some time to catch up on my reading for my Intro to Drama plus make some phone calls too. Hope that I don't have to shovel my way out tomorrow. So my best advice for those in the midwest is to keep the brass monkey's indoors and bundle up.

Which reminds me, when the hell is that early spring coming that the furry rodent in PA mentioned about?

Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/11263669/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/11263669/ Sun, 31 Dec 2006 19:23:56 PST [link] he did for me as a commission. Plenty of growth to go around but not for the faint of heart nor weak of bladder. Comments are welcome, enjoy and happy new year folks.

Chwen Hoou

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/11258137/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/11258137/ Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:21:56 PST How do I go about that? Do I post the preview image first or is there some other way? I would be greatful if anyone can help out on this.

Chwen

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Take care everyone,
Chwen

]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/11059269/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/11059269/ Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:17:51 PST Also I need to find a new job soon before I leave for Christmas vacation. Second semester starts in January 2007 so I hope everything goes well. If I forget to say this, I wanna wish everyone on DA and all my friends happy holidays.

Chwen

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]]> ~Chwen-Hoou http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/10783166/ http://Chwen-Hoou.deviantart.com/journal/10783166/ Sun, 19 Nov 2006 22:02:54 PST
1. Why did you add me to your devwatch?

2. What about my art do you like?

3. What about my art DON'T you like?

4. Do you consider us friends? How close are we? Would you LIKE to be friends/closer friends?

5. What is it that you like about me?

6. What is it that you DON'T like about me?

7. Pick an animal, a food, a drink, a place, a period in time and a word to describe me.

8. Anything else you wanna ask me?

9. Have you ever at one point, hated or disliked me/something about me?

10. How would you rate my level of maturity?


(A) First, recommend to me:
1. a movie:
2. a book:
3. a musical artist, song, or album:

(B) I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want.

(C) Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this, allowing your friends to ask you anything they want!

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