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Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.

1. Sarge (Leader Red Team)
2. Dick Simmons (Second in Command, Red Team)
3. Dexter Grif (Lazy Ass, Red Team)
4. Franklin Donut (Pretty in Pink, Red Team)
5. Lopez (Red Team's droid)
6. Leonard Church (inofficial Leader Blue Team)
7. Lavernious Tucker (Wise Guy, Blue Team)
8. Michael J. Caboose (Idiot, Blue Team)
9. Tex, aka Allison (Freelancer, hired by Blue Team)
10. "Doc" DuFraine (Medic, tends to side with Blue Team)


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Sarge comes in, shoots Grif, takes Caboose prisoner, shoots Grif, and comments Donut on his good job capturing the Blue. Oh, did I mention he shoots Grif?

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

No way. Tex (a girl) taking Lopez (a robot) to a strip club?

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Difficult. Church tends to yell at everybody, but Sarge on the other hand tends to come up with stupid plans...
Oh, wait, I'll just shoot Grif, then Sarge likes me.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

"You know, I don't mind you two getting friendly (he's a pacifist), but don't you think that's a bit much?"

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Casting aside that nobody in Blood Gulch is gay (well, I'm not sure about Donut...), Caboose would get into the tank, Sheila, and shoot Grif. And take out Church doing this.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Let's see, Nancy NoBullets (Doc), Kiss Ass Simmons, or Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow Tucker? I think it would be Simmons, pulling Donut to another one of Sarge's useless staff meetings.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

"Now, while the MRE is opened, how about a game of Grif Ball?"

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

"What would you pay if I pull you out of there?"
"..."

9) 3 has to marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they chose?

Well, Tex is the only woman, but I doubt that Grif has any chances... Still, I don't like homo stuff in fanfics, so it's Tex.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

"Snacks!" Church looks at him curiously, and Tucker shrugs. "Dude, I'm just asking because I knew you wanted to."

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Sarge. He has the better one-liners. Like "You just got Sarge'd!"

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

He's possesed by the AI Omega/O'Malley again, and becomes pure evil.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

*BANG!* Nope.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

"Can I have some orange juice?"

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Beats me.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Unviolent, he's a pacifist.

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

He had to shoot Grif again.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I mention that it "doesn't seem physically possible" for a robot to get drunk. Then Tex pulls out my skull and beats me to death with it.

19) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Well, Church is annoyed, I guess. Grif strolls lazily behind, and Donut has fun with Caboose.
Presents? I don't know... Orange juice, cookies, and coloury books?

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

"Suck it, Blue!"
"Piss of, Red!"
Me, I simply throw a plasma grenade and watch it landing on Donut's neck. (Is it a spider? Get it off!)

21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

He slowly walks away, not angering Tex...

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

"That's it then, Sarge. Have a nice death."

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

*Spoiler* Church is already dead. */Spoiler

~Colonel-Azzameen http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/25557514/ http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/25557514/ Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:14:55 PDT two official members in Germany.
And being so overjoyed, I decided to let Jagen "Twitch" Ordo do an OC quiz I did a while ago with Rick Azzameen the First.
So, here's Jagen's quiz:

The Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name.Example:Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!


1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
I'm of the clan Ordo, my father named me Jagen. But my itchy trigger finger earned me the nickname "Twitch".

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
Lost count.
No, honestly I'm 25.

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
I'm not picky, I eat almost everything. But Ma used to make such delicious cookies...

4. And your favorite drinks?
Corellian Ale, in a clean glass.
Maybe I should change my cantina of choice...

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
I don't have one. But as some military guys from a backwater planet used to say, "Family's the company, and your rifle is your girlfriend." And I really love my blaster rifle. Has attachments similar to the old DC-17m.

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Tastes oily.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Black. I paint almost everything on my beskar'gam black. With silver stripes.

8. Who’s your favorite author?
I don't really read books, mostly wanted posters.

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
I'm afraid of boredom.

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing... *bursts out laughing*
You'll regret this. Where's my folding spade...?

11. Awesome. Who's your hero?
Uhm... what's a hero? Honestly, there's no word for that in Mando'a.

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
Everybody with bounties on their heads.

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Switch to sniper-mode, aim, and pull the trigger. What's there else to do?

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
Say "Nice to know you're still alive" and walk by.

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
I was trained as bounty hunter from age eight. Never imagined anything else. Although I have to admit I like my sister's devotion to explosives. Makes my job easier.

16. What's your worst nightmare?
I don't know. Standing on one of my sister's explosives and accidently thumb the detonator?

17. What's your lifelong dream?
A strong wife, many children to carry on the clan's name. Don't really care if the children are boys or girls, as Mando'ade don't distinguish between sexes.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
The same as always. But I'd come home with a bigger smile than now.

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
Pilot's chair of my ship. Nothing more relaxing than watching the blue colours of hyperspace

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Hunting and sniping.

]]> ~Colonel-Azzameen http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/25013287/ http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/25013287/ Fri, 29 May 2009 10:59:20 PDT
Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.

1. Jagen Ordo (Mandalorian Mercenary)
2. Qui-Gon Jim (experienced role-player, Cheddar Monk)
3. Leonard H. McCoy, aka Bones (Chief Medical Officer, USS Enterprise)
4. RC-1138, aka Boss (Delta Squad's sergeant)
5. Sam Carter (Colonel, USAF, Stargate Center)
6. WALL-E (Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth class)
7. Sensura Nor (Twi'lek pilot, yellow)
8. Lara Croft (Shoot-first-ask-later archaeologist)
9. Henry "Indiana" Jones, jr. (Professor)
10. Mission Vao (Cheeky Twi'lek, blue)


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Bones pokes his food. "Is it dead, Jim?"

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Indiana: "Come on, it'll be fun!"
Sam: "I'm having enough fun here."
Indiana: "You're tinkering with a useless prop that doesn't have a function, and you call that fun?"
Sam: "Yes."

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Jagen, as I don't think I'd fit into one of WALL-E's "bunks".

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

"Get a room, will ya?!"

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

WALL-E gets away as fast as possible, Lara grabs Bones and whacks his head.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Qui-Gon Jim. After all, you get XP for defeating a Commando, right?
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

"As you can see, the Kath Hound is not yet dead and starts barking. So we get out the folding spade, and WHACK IT OVER THE HEAD UNTIL THE SKULL IS BROKEN!!!"

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

Coming heroically to her rescue, of course.

9) 3 has to marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they chose?

Bones being a male (straight, I might add), I don't think he has much of a choice.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Sam's pick locker set. Seems useful.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

WALL-E. Such an adorable little droid...

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Sam called Mission "kid"...

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

"Damnit, I'm a doctor, no Kung-Fu fighter! *Gets hypos* So come on! Who wants his yearly check-up?"
He's left alone immediately...

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

*rolls eyes*

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

WALL-E is afraid of everything he's never seen before. And I doubt he knows what a Twi'lek is.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

"Does anybody know, what a fairy is?"

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

*Crashes through window with jet-pack* "Sorry I'm late, but I had to single-handely end a war."
"You?"
"Yep. Me, and about five hundred Red Shirts. Bones, you may want to know they're dead."
"Don't steal my favourite diagnostic!"

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Sam, you get in the bed. Indy, the couch.
"An whe' yo gonna sleep?"
In the bed, of course.

19) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Oh, that's a sweet experience. Boss is amazed of all the animals (never seen any before), WALL-E does the same, and Bones tries to get a date with Lara.
Presents.
Boss: a pair of powerful blasters
WALL-E: A plant in a boot
Bones: A medkit

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

-"Save the whales, find Nemo..."
*eating whale steak and glancing at the clown fish in my aquarium*
-"Heh..."

21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

"I draw my laser sword and attack! I rolled a twenty, awesome!"

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

"EVA?"

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

WALL-E is not really alive, you know, so I guess he's most likely to fail at it.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. W... ]]> ~Colonel-Azzameen http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24964472/ http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24964472/ Tue, 26 May 2009 16:16:09 PDT For ten OCs, again.
Hm, what do we have here...
01. Jagen Ordo (my custom Mando)
02. Diotima Azzameen (Bastila's daughter)
03. Captain T'Sel, USS Bismarck (she's a Vulcan)
04. Sarisa Ordo (check my gallery)
05. Freya, amazon warrior
06. Roxann Donovan (ner ori'vod's Star Trek character)
07. Erich "Falke" Messerschmitt (was supposed to be a character in a Freelancer fanfic, but it didn't even get a oneshot...)
08. Galatea Azzameen (daughter of Rick Azzameen, X-wing pilot)
09. Eugene Tackleberry (not sure about the spelling)
10. Qui-Gon Jinn (the one from Darths and Droids, played by Jim)

1. 4 and 6 rent an apartment together. What happens during their first week as roommates?
Roxy: "What is in that bag?"
Sarisa: "Uhm... kitchen knives."
Roxy: *pulls one out, it is a beskad* "Is that not a bit long for a knive?"
Sarisa: "Well..."

2. Everyone hosts a surprise party for 9. The result?
*bang*
*bang*
*bang*
*Light is switched on*
Tackleberry: "Oops..."
Sarisa: *pulling a bullet out of her armour* "Do you want to tell me anything with that?"

3. 1 and 3 go shopping.
Yeah, Jagen hangs around the weapons store, and T'Sel insists on visiting the book store, searching for a new book on logical problems.

4. Yikes! 7 gets 10 pregnant!
In character?

5. 5, 8, and 2 co-write a book. What’s it about?
How to kick the biggest shebs.

6. You’re walking home from school/church/work/the store when a masked figure leaps out and kidnaps you. Later, they reveal their identity. Was it 6, 3, or 9?
I'd say 9. But what mask?

7. Let’s pretend 5 is a cop. They catch 4 breaking the law. What happens?
Very heavy dual swords against two beskad. Brute force against smugness. I say, they fight until the next morning, then agree nothing happened and go get drunk.

8. 6 falls in love with 10. How does 10 react?
"Is this a side-quest?"

9. 6 and 7 summarily get in a fight over 10. Let’s see how this one plays out!
Uh...

10. 2 walks one hundred miles in pouring rain to your house.
Awww.... the poor kid... *lightsabre hums* ...eh, Padawan! Come on in, there's fresh cocoa.

11. 1 and 9 take kung-fu lessons (or any other martial arts lessons). They decide to practice on each other. Which one gets the crap beaten out of them?
Jagen kicks Tackleberry's ass. Mando in beskar'gam against some New York (wild guess) cop? Come on...

12. 4, 2, and 10 toilet-paper 3’s house. What happens?
*raising eyebrow*

13. OMG! Why did 8 just beat up 9?!
"Wha? Did I miss something?"

14. 5 finds 7’s iPod and proceeds to listen to all the music and watch all the videos. Their reaction?
Freya: "I find your lack in good taste disturbing."
Falke: "Really? Then why did you use up the whole battery?"

15. 3 cooks dinner for everyone. How does it go?
Bland

16. 1 is learning to knit. What is 10’s response?
"Now that... is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen...." *gets his jaw broken*

17. Everyone gets teleported to another world. Where do they end up, and what happens to them all?
They land in our world, and get mugged out of confusion. Then they go crazy. Followed by total desruction of the planet. Qui-Gon: "Can't have been that important..."

18. While in this world, they’re attacked! OH NOES! Who/what attacks them, and what happens in the following battle?
See #17...

19. Wow. That was epic. Hey, look! 7 just found a massive treasure!
Qui-Gon: "Hey! That's my loot! Get your own!"

20. Quiz-time is over! What does everyone have to say?
01. Jagen Ordo: "Hm? Oh, sorry! I got distracted by this hot woman with the popionted ears..."
02. Diotima Azzameen: "Are we finished, yet?"
03. Captain T'Sel: "A most illogical quiz."
04. Sarisa Ordo: "I liked the idea of me being a romm mate of Roxy."
05. Freya: "Did I even have a part in it?"
06. Roxann Donovan: "Sarisa still didn't explain her 'kitchen knives'."
07. Erich "Falke" Messerschmitt: "Why did I get the sick parts?"
08. Galatea Azzameen: "My knuckles hurt."
09. Eugene Tackleberry: "Yes!" Yes, what? "Yes, SIR!"
10. Qui-Gon Jinn: "We did get XP for this, right?"

]]> ~Colonel-Azzameen http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24816464/ http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24816464/ Mon, 18 May 2009 04:31:54 PDT 's journal, liked it, and (again) grabbed it on the way out.

1. What color is your toothbrush?
Uh, white with green

2. Name one person who made you smile today:
Hm, that would be... none.

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Alpha or Zulu time?

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Trying to cut off the bottom of a 1 litre water caraffe. Gonna be my right gauntlet for my Mando-costume.

5. What is your favorite candy bar?
I like anything with chocolate, peanuts, caramel, coconut... *starting drooling*

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nah, I'm not that desperate!

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Ich fahr in'd Garage, oder?"

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coffee, black

10. Do you like your wallet?
Kicked it out about a year ago.

11. What was the last thing you ate?
Leibniz PickUp

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Negative. But got me a flight suit and flak vest for my beskar'gam last Saturday.

13. The last sporting event you watched?
Uh, I think that was a game VFB Stuttgart vs. VFL Wolfsburg. 4:1

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Popcorn... flavour? I think they put sugar on it....

5. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
Kaana Moonshadow, about location

16. Ever go camping?
Last time was 1999

17. Do you take vitamins daily?
Should I?

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
No. I'd do perhaps, if the music wasn't such a crap

19. Do you have a tan?
Where should I get one? Most of my skin is covered the whole year. Except hands, face, neck.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
No, not over my mother's home made pizza. Maybe about the frozen ones...

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
Only while wearing a bucket

22. What did your last text message say?
Nothing of your concern.

23. What are you doing tomorrow?
sanding, painting, waiting for the paint to dry, re-paint.

24. What’s one thing that would be on your bucket list?
Bucket list? A T-visor, I think...

25. Look to your left, what do you see?
WALL-E

26. What color is your watch?
Stainless steel and titanium.

27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Never have been there, and don't really want to; too far away.

28. Do you like your phone?
I can communicate with it, that's all I need

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Go in.

30. What is your favorite number?
Don't have one.

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
Ner ori'vod

32. Any plans today?
Filling, sanding, priming.

33. How many states have you lived in?
None, I'm located in the Outer Rim.

34. Biggest annoyance right now?
Weather. Can't fill and prime while it's raining.

35. Last song listened to?
Vode An

36.Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A
Shall I repeat it in NATO alphabet?

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No.

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My old combat boots, I'm wearing them the whole year

39. Are you jealous of anyone?
Should I be?

40. Is anyone jealous of you?
Should anyone be?

41. What’s one thing you want right now?
A finished beskar'gam made totally out of steel. Or beskar

42. Do you plan on having children?
Definetly

43. What do you usually do during the day?
Scratching, searching, forming, filling, filing, sanding, reading, writing

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
No.

45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Was replaced by "Servus"

46. What color is your car?
Car?

47. Do you like cats?
Replace like with love. Yes.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
No.

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
To what?

50. How did you get your worst scar?
Pick one:
+ left forefinger, cut meself with a scalpel. Was seven or so.
+ neck, got an OP
+ Right hand second finger nuckle, bange... ]]> ~Colonel-Azzameen http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24697694/ http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24697694/ Mon, 11 May 2009 04:39:22 PDT 1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name.Example:Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!

Intro: Oki-dok, ah... Any volunteers? Rick, how about you?
*Two guys lift their heads* "Me?" Yeah, the KotOR one. Come over here. No, leave the lightsabre there, it's no toy!

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Rick Azzameen. That's what my ID says, at least. Don't have a nickname, still working on it. How about this one: ...Mike

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
49.

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
My wife's triple layer chocolate cake.

4. And your favorite drinks?
Caf, Corellian Ale, and the Tea of the Sith Jolee had muttered about. It's really good.

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
Definetly my wife, Bastila. Yeah, you heard right. Don't laugh!

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Let me think... fifteen years of marriage... Nope, never kissed her.
Of course I kissed her.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Hard to say. There are so many wounderful colours in the galaxy...
Red blaster bolts, yellow lightsabres, multi-coloured explosions...

8. Who’s your favorite author?
Huh?, I, uhm... *scratches head* I don't have one...

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Losing any member of my family. Although that's easy. Wife's a Jedi Master, son is as cheeky as me, daughter is Revanne's Padawan. So we're almost always in trouble.

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing... *bursts out laughing*
Oh, and I'm not pointing a blaster at your head... *pointing blaster at your head*

11. Awesome. Who's your hero?
Revanne Terrik, aka Darth Revan.
Why? Because she survived fifteen years on the backside of the galaxy, hunting for the True Sith. No, I don't mean Mos Eisley...

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
Uh, they're all dead.

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
"Got Together"? As in "making out"?
I think I'd tell Carth...

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
I don't think I'd recognize them.

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Oh, when I grow up?
Uhm, I want to be a fighter pilot...
Well I'm a freighter pilot, close enough.
Oh, and I'm in charge of a medium sized weapons factory. Bleh. Never wanted that job...

16. What's your worst nightmare?
Uh, waking up and realizing I'm still in that bloody cell on board the Endar Spire, but not getting rescued by Diotima. Instead I'm going down with the ship.

17. What's your lifelong dream?
To have the Sith finally give it a rest, at least for the next fifty years, so I can get a nice, and quiet life.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
Sell the factory, I think. And get a nice house on Corellia, somewhere near a big lake.
With fish. And I'd get a fishing licence.

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
See that big, comfy leather chair in the living room? That's where nobody sits but me.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Answering stupid questions by Padawans. Although I'm no Jedi, I have quite a good understanding of the Force by now. At least the theoretical part. And I have developed an unique lightsabre style, so I'm some kind of teacher for them. Part time.

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Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.

1. Rick Azzameen (KotOR)
2. James Azzameen (Not related, he's a Starfleet admiral)
3. Lara Anderson
4. RC-1207, aka Sev
5. RC-1262, aka Scorch
6. Arhur "Indiana" Jones (yes, related to the Jones: great-grandson)
7. Alora (female Vampire)
8. Margaret Anderson, admiral in the New Republic Armed Forces
9. Richard James Azzameen, colonel in the New Republic Armed Forces, Starfighter Command
10. Diotima Mulgrew, aka Revanne Terrik


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Lara: Uh, Sev? How long did you cook that steak?
Margaret: Good question.
Sev: *Looking confused* What's cooking?

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Not going to happen. Rick J. is married, and Scorch wouldn't go either. No explosives. ~Colonel-Azzameen http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24599418/ http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24599418/ Fri, 22 May 2009 10:14:54 PDT beskar'gam out of plastic buckets.
At first, I wanted to do it with sheets of metal, but decided to do that in the Mark II.
So far, I got the templates for a medium class armour, and cut out the belly and left shoulder piece.
Also, I rigged a mp3-player, loudspeakers, and headphones for the right gauntlet and the helmet.
The bucket was going to be scratched, but I didn't really want to do that on my first try. So I ordered a simple Jango helmet, going to be reinforced. Should arrive in about two weeks.

Update 5.5.09 2200: Added the right shoulder, and the small diamond piece between the chest plates. And I'll be going for a light Mando-Armour, until I find a way to pat the templates on the plastic buckets.
Anybody got an idea how to make the back plate?

Update 6th May 2009, 2000: Cut out the chest plates, and the two parts of the cod piece, and patched the templates for the right gauntlet on one bucket.

Update 7th May 2009, 2120: No real work on the armour, but I found two toy guns that make good blasters, plus I can use their weird scopes as a flame thrower. Spaceballs(tm), of course.
Back to the guns. They're about the size of an E-5 (Battle Droid gun), and have this weird five-barrel-muzzle. I removed it completely, and used a sawn-off plastic pipe instead. F*** little hold-out blasters, this thing fires 30mm Ion/Plasma bolts! Adding the energy cell for the DC-15s side-arm blaster from Republic Commando, it is almost unstoppable!
And I carry two of them.
My father asked about the thrust, and I answered, "Remember the Noisy Cricket? What do you think the jet pack is for?"

Update 8th May 2009, 1342: My bucket arrived this day. I'm a bit surprised, to be honest, as it arrived ahead of schedule.
Its quality is better than I thought, it just needs a ton of glue, a bit of bondo-like stuff, and paint.
Oh, and the headphones for the mp3-player, of course.
And a caf dispenser.

Update 11th May 2009, 1158: Cut out the right gauntlet plates, and am currently trying to work out how to curve them. I chose brute force, meaning I batched them together with tape and waiting for them to take the shape. It takes time, but it works. I also re-did the blaster "pistol" I was going to make, as it is too big for that. So I elongated the barrel by about five to six inches, and thought about some sort of scope to attach to it.
Just got the thought that I could use the other gun, saw off the barrel and use that as a pistol.

Update 18th May 2009, 2108: Forget the gauntlets I wanted to do. Bought two caraffes made of plastic. Saw off the bottom and the handle and the basic shape is there. Now, I have already cut an aluminum barrel in two and am preparing them to be installed on the gauntlet. They're going to be dual blaster cannons, Super Battle Droid style. The left gets a flame thrower, painted black with the label "Spaceballs" on it.

Update 22nd May 2009, 1905: Right gauntlet is finished, just needs a ton of paint on it. Has the mp3-player, loudspeaker and the SBD dual blaster cannons. There are two hoses coming from the other end leading to the inside of my flak vest, for connecting the blaster cannons with an extra energy cell (yet to come).
I also finished my plates, so now my vest sports two chest plates, the diamond piece, collar armour, abs plate. Two silver-red plates are fixed to my shins with canvas straps that go down te the boots, thus hiding the shoe-laces. Left gauntlet... well, I kinda shoved that part aside, now going for a lighter version there.
Also cut meself a poncho that hides my back, and (if I want it to) my front and weapons.
The bucket is also finsished, now being silver with a black rangefinder and a wide black stripe on the top (kinda like Boss' orange one), and a red rim around the visor. Only need to glue the head phones in it, and swap the crappy T-visor with a good one. But that'll be next month, when I have money again.

Update 02nd June 2009, 1400: Visor is ordered. Blaster rifle got its paint job, now its satin black and looks shebs-kicking. Got myself a new belt, too, as the old one just didn't fit. Oh, and I now have my "main weapon": The folding spade. A practical weapon for a dirty age.

]]> ~Colonel-Azzameen http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24543713/ http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24543713/ Sat, 02 May 2009 07:29:00 PDT 's site, read it, and decided to add my own mustard to it.


Promise you won't lie?
Roger, Roger

How often do you wear makeup?
*Checking chromosomes* I'm a male, dammit!
Although I admit I once wore makeup. That was when I was twenty, I participated in a theater group, and had to wear some stuff so that the audience could better see my eyes and lips. Much like in Star Trek TOS

Is there anything currently hurting on your body?
My head. I tried to understand some problem with Java programming.

Have you kissed anyone in the past 10 days?
Nope

where was you're first kiss?
Still working on it.

How old were you when you stopped sleeping with a night-light?
Never had one.

Whose car did you ride in last?
Mom's black VW Golf III.

Last person you shared food with?
Huh? Well... I think that was in my Air Force days, I gave my room mate some snacks.

Was the last person you gave the finger to someone you knew?
Don't remember the last time using that finger. It's just not useful.

Do you believe once a cheater, always a cheater?
No.

Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?
More like grumpy.

Do you think you have made someone happy recently?
I think the last time was Easter, my sister.

Have you ever gone to court?
Only watching. 'Twas boring.

Would you ever get a tattoo?
No. Deffinetly no.

What's something you can't wait for?
Building my beskar'gam. I'm a bit short on material.

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
No, it's gonna be as unpleasant as every other day.

What's the weather like outside?
Changing

Can you do a push-up?
How many? My normal count in one session is twenty, but pushing myself get's up to thirty in forty seconds. That's Bundeswher push-ups, not those lazy ones people normally do.

When was the last time you received a hug?
I think that was two weeks ago...

What were you wearing when you last kissed someone?
Still working on it.

Do you know any mechanical stuff about cars?
A few things. But not with the newer ones, where you can't see anything of the motor because of all those boxes!

Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
Still working on it.

Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
Hm, nah. They wouldn't like it.

Did you speak with your father today?
Roger, Roger.

Who do you call when you're having a bad day?
I always have a bad day, but I can cope with that myself.

Has anyone told you they would never leave and left?
I don't surround myself with such liars...

Do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
Not probable.

Have you ever thought you were gonna die?
Not literally.

Has someone put their arm around you in the past 5 days?
No, and I wouldn't have wanted it.

Are you shy?
More like nervous. But it depends.

How is your heart now?
Thumping away

When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life?
Must have been in the last two years of school, when I was writing my fanfic in front of the teacher, and he didn't tell me to stop it.

Could things possibly get any better?
Well, they can't get much worse without anybody dying...

Who sits next to you in your second period class?
I finished school

Last thing you purchased?
A piece of leather, for my blaster.

Plans for tonight?
I plan on sleeping.

Would you rather have room mates or live alone?
Depends on the room mate. But yeah, it was fun in Sonthofen, so I'd give it a try.

You're able to go back in time and change one thing, what is it?
Gee, you ask difficult questions...
I don't have a clue.

You have to walk home from school, how long does it take?
Let me think, seven kilometers...
That's about two...
Following the road...
That would be about twelve klicks, so it'd take me three to four hours.

Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
No.

What's been different this year?
It's 09 instead of 08.

Do you miss anything or an... ]]> ~Colonel-Azzameen http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24291591/ http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/24291591/ Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:46:39 PDT 's journal and figured it'd be nice to try.
Here goes nothin'...

..::~Are you boyish or girly?~::..


YOUR BOY SIDE:
[ ] you love hoodies (what?)
[ ] you love jeans (nope)
[ ] dogs are better then cats (never have been, never will)
[ ] its hilarious when people get hurt
[X] shopping is torture (If I'm looking for something, it's mostly frustrating as those dumbasses don't have it. For example a simple band of leather, an inch in width and about 40 in length)
[X] sad movies suck (definetly)
[ ] you play XBOX 360/ PS2 (only a dozen buttons, no joystick and no means of upgrading the thing)
[ ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid (I was way more interested in planes)
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[ ] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (they suck. get the delta boys over!)
[X] you watch sports on TV (only soccer world cups, but it's still sports)
[X] you go to your dad for advice
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats (I only own a fedora, more practical)
[ ] you used to/collect footy collector cards (what?)
[ ] baggy sweatpants are cool to wear (sweatpants? oh, for crying out...)
[ ] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people (who's sleeping?)
[X] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors (black is one of my favourite colour for t-shirts)
[ ] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think (I don't go crazy, but I still don't care about what they think)
[ ] sports are fun (that's a clear NO)
[ ] you talk with food in your mouth (can't do that, mouth's too full)
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[X] you have fished at least once (Yeah, in my uncle's pond. Didn't catch anything, though.)

Total= 6/23


YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[ ] you love to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink
[ ] you go to your mum for advice
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you wear very little black
[ ] you hate wearing the color black
[ ] you like going to the mall
[ ] you cried watching A Walk to Remember (Is that a movie?)
[ ] skirts are a part of your wardrobe (Only if it is a kama)
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you take around one hour to shower (In that cold water? No, thanks!)
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics/tumbling
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you love teddy bears
[X] you care about what you look like (Well, I look after my clothing. Is it tidy, are the bootstraps tucked in... Oh, it may be a remnant of my Air Force days)
[ ] you always/sometimes wear dresses
[ ] you like wearing body spray
[ ] you like high heel shoes (Exactly two centimeters high boot soles. Period.)
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ] you laugh more than you breathe
[X] you absolutely love chocolate (Where's the girly part in this?)

2/24

Who invents these quizzes anyhow?

]]> ~Colonel-Azzameen http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/22960863/ http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/22960863/ Mon, 02 Feb 2009 09:46:22 PST 's journal. Please read and follow! Just in case...

WARNING!
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DA Oddness abounds. If someone (especially a friend) comments on one of your Deviations (pictures) with a link that says "rofl this may be relevant to your interests" DO NOT CLICK ON IT! It will send you to a fake webpage that does not load, but somehow uses your account to quite randomly send the same comment link to other Deviations (pictures) that you never even visited. This of course makes the system think you're spamming and refuses to let you comment further and It can also apparently mess with your computer. Again, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!

MAKE A JOURNAL REPOSTING THIS STATEMENT! SPREAD THE WORD!

Be warned of the mentioned comment or others. In fact, if anyone links you to something and you're unsure of what the heck it is, ask the person first to know what they're sending to you. If they don't reply in a while it's most likely spam/hack. Don't click any link unless the person clears up what it is about.

]]> ~Colonel-Azzameen http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/22063351/ http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/22063351/ Fri, 19 Dec 2008 09:07:45 PST Didn't change much.
Got KotOR II: TSL recently, and I'm stuck on Onderon.
Eh, can anyone mail me the 502ond module file? Mine is buggier than Geonosis.

]]> ~Colonel-Azzameen http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/16354769/ http://Colonel-Azzameen.deviantart.com/journal/16354769/ Sat, 31 May 2008 09:42:52 PDT Currently, I'm in my fifth month serving in the Luftwaffe, soon to be the sixth month. Of nine.
And it is BORING! I'm doing almost nothing while in the office, I'm only wating for the week-end, playing Solitär or pinball on the PC.
And I'm readig science-ficiton books, writing my fanfics, the usual

]]> ~Colonel-Azzameen