Stole'd from . LOOK HOW RACIST THIS THING IS LAWL.

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I can't eat in the morning. =/)
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 4



○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 2


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 5

○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 1

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 1


○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually. (<-- Proof this was written by a white person. c: )
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 4


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 4


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty. (The..penalty? What penalty? D: )
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
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With yesterday's gamestop excursion, I've gotten 9 new games this week.

Ooh, my dad pisses me off sometimes. D:< I was all fuming at him yesterday. He, my mom, and I were in the car, and he had already spent all his spending money for the month, and so he was asking my mom for money over and over and over and over, throughout the entire drive. And she kept telling him things like:

"I gave you all the money I could."
"You already spent a month's worth of money in a week."
"You're not being fair."

But he wouldn't shut up. She tried to change the subject, butr he won't move on. Eventually, she gave him tenbux out of HER money to shut him up, with the condition that he gets no beer next week, because that is his beer money.

AND THAT MAKES ME REALLY, REALLY ANGRY. Because he's NOT being fair. If he wants more money, he can get a fucking job and stop being a deadbeat. And, where does he think this money comes from? The money tree? He's a spoiled fucking child, is what he is. He thinks just because he wants something, it has to go *POOF* and appear out of nowhere for him. Mom works so hard, and he doesn't appreciate her at all, and he thinks she's the Bank of Mom.

It makes me angry that you can be that old and not know the value of money, how to budget, or where money comes from, AND think that you deserve everything you want just because you're you. He's like a fucking four year old.

In fact, last night, I dreamed that I told him off and called him a selfish spoiled child.

KYT SMASH. DDDDDDD:<

On a happier note, I made a Generic Winter Holiday List this morning. :3;;
Kyt's Hannukwanzmas List:
- A laptop
- Video Games
- Graphics tablet
- Paint Markers
- Colored Pencils
- Sharpies
- DS Styluses
- Colored Pens, preferably ink pens
- Military or Formal Jacket, preferably black
- Mechanical Pencils
- Suit, preferably black
- Pants, preferably black

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. "video games" is kind of generic, but I do have a seperate list for that. :3 It has 144 things on it. (143, if you count Diamond and Pearl as the same game. Which they are.) It's more for Kyt's reference than anything, but I'll show my momma if she requests it.

I showed my mom the list, and she was all like, "That's very sensible. (="

..The laptop is not sensible. D:< It is more money than my entire Hannukwanzmas fund tends to be. But she and I both agree that I really, really should get one before I head off to college in August, because I can't take the computer.

I'm curious to everyone else's (insert holiday here) list, if you have yours already. : D;;

_{as you can see, i still have no idea what holiday we're celebrating. i don't even know if we're celebrating anything anymore. i think it's just an excuse to spend money.}

Black Friday was rather disappointing. First off, I was hoping to see people getting into knifefights over tickle me elmo dolls and riots and cashiers being trampled to death. We arrived around 11, and so most of the crowd had apparently dissipated, and it was p. much like a saturday afternoon. Crowded, but no riots.

..uh, a lady shoved me once. And she didn't say "excuse me" or anything. And it was very rude of her. I guess that counts as HOT BLACK FRIDAY ACTION. =/

SECONDLY. The ads were all, "HOLY SHIT CHEAP ASS GAMES LOOKIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER ITS SEVEN DOLLARS YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT HOT STUFF." But there wasn't a single thing under 25bux. Not even so much as a Barbie Horse Adventures or a Petz Vet. I am disappoint.

I did buy some shoes, though. Ghetto converses. High-tops.
And some lindoor truffles. I leik lindoor truffles. < 3

Oh, hey, and while I was standing around waiting for my momma, this creepy man walked up and got all up on me and stood there and breathed on me, and it was horrifying. I thought I was gonna get raped. ;^;

Meh, we're going to northlake tomorrow, so I can spend my monies on games then. At gamestop. WHO ACTUALLY SELLS GAMES WHEN THEY SAY THEY'RE GONNA SELL GAMES UNLIKE WAL*MART, THOSE LIARS. D:< Annnd I'm thinking I want something for my DS, since my DS library is tiny. (Yes, I just bought Trauma Center, but it makes me want to smash my ds against a wall, so fuck that noise. >_> ) Any recommendations? :3 I has a budget of $21.37.

Oh, hey (again), Disgaea: Hour of Darkness arrived on Wednesday, and I'm absolutely loving it. :3 I found the pacing a bit slow at first, but then I adjusted to it, and fell in luff. Etna is amazing. : DD;;

Stolen from and AT THE SAME TIME.

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

[x] You have your own room.

[x] You own a cell phone. (Uh, somewhat. My dad went and broke his (AGAIN) and so he stole'd my mom's, and so my mom commandeers mine about half the time when she's going out someplace and I'm not.)

[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.

[x] Your parents are still married.

[x] You have more than 2 best friends.

[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 5


[x] You dress how you want to.

[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.

[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.

[ ] You have never been beaten up.

[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.

[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.

[x] Your room is big enough for you.

[x] People don't use you for something you have. (it's amazing, how whenever there's a test at school people who never would have given me the time of day otherwise suddenly want to be my friend. But I don't let them use me, because I'm all like, "fuck you. learn to fukken learn. gtfo. >8(")

[ ] You have been to a concert.

T 0 T A L: 10


[] You have over 50 friends on myspace. (Uh, I do on facebook.. Myspace kind of sucks.. )

[x] Your parents let you have a myspace. (Lawl, why the fuck would I ask permission? =/)

[x] You get allowance.

[ ] You collect something normal.

[x] You look forward to going to school.

[x] You don't wish you were someone else.

[ ] You play a sport.

[ ] You do something after school.

T 0 T A L: 14


[ ] You own a car.

[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.

[x] You are happy with your appearance.

[x] You aren't self-conscious at all.

[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life. (GYM IS NOT A CLASS. FUCK YOU.)

[x] You have friends.

T 0 T A L: 17


[x] You know what is going on in the world.

[x] You care about so many people.

[x] You are happy with your life.

[ ] You know more than one language.

[x] You own a pet.

[x] You know the words to 5 songs

[x] You don't have any enemies

[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 24

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy

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Some of these things are silly. Having an iPod or a pool or a computer in your room does not make you happy, you materialistic people. D:<

Ooh, speaking of material things, Trauma Center arrived in the mail yesterday. And, and, I didn't know which mailbox was ours, and I didn't feel like walking a million miles back to the apartment to call my mom and ask, so I decided I would TRY FUCKING EVERYTHING. But then, ten minutes later, a nice lady showed up and helped me figure out which one was ours. And I received Trauma Center. c:

And everything people say about it making you want to throw your DS against the wall is absolutely true. >_____> Let me put it this way: this one mission is three minutes long. It took me an hour and fourty-five minutes of continuous play to beat it. IT MADE ME WANT TO KILL PEOPLE.

Giving-the-native-americans-smallpox-covered-blankets-and-stealing-their-land Day is tomorrow! Yay! We never have turkey, because that's cliche, so we're having lobster. :3 Although, we're going to postpone our dinner until Friday, because the neighbors downstairs invited us to dine with them on Thanksgiving. Which means Kyt gets two thanksgiving dinners. Son.

My mom and I are totally going to wal*mart on black friday. Someone DIED on black friday last year, you remember. BO Got TRAMPLED TO DEATH. Neither one of us has ever gone shopping on black friday before, so it'll be an experience. And maybe I can pick up another game... :333 _{or maybe i'll die, who knows}

Musictime!
[link]
Zombiemusic~ And it's by Jonathan Coulton. I like Jonathan Coulton.

I haven't been very active lately, so here's some proof I'm still semi-alive.

I just spent 96 dollars on video games _{and a memory card}! : D;; That is a very good thing! I love getting new games _{and a memory card too i guess}! HOORAY.

And now I wait. And stuff doesn't ship on sunday, because people are lame. B( That is the bad thing about ordering stuff online. I want instant gratification, damnit.

IT IS KYT'S GOAL TO WRAP UP ALL HER COLLEGE APPLICATIONS BY THE END OF NOVEMBER YEP. Incidentally, the school only gives out four fee wavers per poor-ass motherfucker, so I'm still paying 95bux for two more applications. But at least some are paid for. The college advisor slightly alleviated my fears that every college in the universe with high standards will reject me, because she told me that they don't really care that much about extracurricular and work history (because I have none whatsoever), and that my destroyer-of-worlds SAT score will be enough to get me anywhere I want to go. And that even though, judging by my SAT score, GPA isn't as high as it could be, it still isn't bad.. < 3

I'm still nervous, though. I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GO TO VANDERBILT. D:<

Blood Will Tell is p. fun. :3;; I'm almost done with it. At which point I'll be moving on to Onimusha Warlords, which I haven't touched since I bought two weeks ago. (It was literally a dollar, by the way. -w-)

Ooh, and, I'm still trying to 100% The World Ends With You, because it's srsly the best DS game. :3;; I've got all the Secret Reports, 100% Noise Report, 97.sumthin% Item Collection, and 30sumthin.sumthin% Pin Mastery. And I've logged, like..76 hours? Maybe? The actual game was 12 hours long.. >_>

That concludes my boring journal. n-n

I HAVE FIVE DOLLARS. < 3333333333333333
WOOOOOOOO.
GONNA BUY ME A VIDYA GAME
WHOOOOOOOOO.

There is justice in this world. : DDD The world is an awesome place. I'm so happy to be alive! Alive and not broke!

FIVE. FUCKING. DOLLARS. YESSSSSSSSSSS.

That's GAME MONEY, yo. I am buying A GAME. IT'S ABOUT TIME. < 33333333

_{on another note i seem to be really absent-minded today, because i lost my stylus, my rubric for lit, and my cup of tea all in the course of five minues and i really want all these things back BUT WHOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPINESS}

e: looked up the correct quote for the title. 'cuz it's FUNNY

Go go gadget journal skin! Because everyone else is doing it, I guess.

I guess I should actually say something of worth...?

I FINALLY GOT STARTED ON MY WRITING WHOO IT ONLY TOOK ME TEN DAYS.

Still broke. Very unhappy about being broke. Because all I do is workworkwork, and I get nothing for it. >-> Sure, I'll benefit in the future. But I'd like SOMETHING now. And this is why I've been a grumpy, grumpy Kyt lately. =/

But now? I'm p. sick of moping, and I think most everyone else is sick of listening to me mope, so let's not have any moar of that _outwardly.

Hay, isn't it weird when you're walking down the hall, and some random dude is like, "OH HELL YEAH IT'S KYT KYT IS AWESOME SUP BUDDY?" and you have no idea who they are? D: And then I'm like "OH HEY IT'S..YOU! : DD" because I don't want to be rude. And it's bizarre. And it happens all the time. >_>




NOW I FEEL SPECIAL.
Gawd bless you, Ninja Assassin. : D;;