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                <title>No means no</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:14:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Guy: "Can we have sex now?"<br /><br />Girl: "Can we do what?"<br /><br />Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"<br /><br />Girl: "Um.....no."<br /><br />Guy: "Why?"<br /><br />Girl: "Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."<br /><br />Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."<br /><br />Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."<br /><br />Guy: "I'm not special to you?"<br /><br />Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."<br /><br />Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.<br /><br /><br />5 minutes pass.......<br /><br />Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.<br /><br />Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".<br /><br />Guy: tries to kiss her.<br /><br />Girl: screams, "Would you stop!"<br /><br />Guy: continues trying.<br /><br />Girl: moves to the back seat<br /><br />Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.<br /><br />Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."<br /><br />Guy: "Don't do what? I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.<br /><br />Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."<br /><br />Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".<br /><br />Girl: crying, continues to fight.<br /><br />Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.<br /><br />Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"<br /><br />Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.<br /><br /><br />An hour passes.........<br /><br />Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.<br /><br />Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.<br /><br />Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.<br /><br />Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."<br /><br />Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.<br /><br /><br />2 months later.........<br /><br />Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me? I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."<br /><br />Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."<br /><br />Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.<br /><br />Doctor: "You are pregnant."<br /><br />Girl: faints.<br /><br /><br />The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."<br /><br /><br />The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......<br /><br /><br />Girls, if this story touched you, put this in your journal as "No means no!"<br /><br />Guys, if this story pisses you off, put in your journal as 'I'll kill any idiot who does this to my girl, or any girl "<br /><br />And I know something like this probably DID happen to quite a few girls, Oh how sad that people in this world are so fucking horrible. More than half of the people in this world should be -Executed- and If anyone does this to ANY of my friends, They'd better expect and execution from me.<br /> <br />and seriously guys if you want it that bad, we do have porn. use it. if you rape i will come to your house and rape YOU with a serrated rusty knife<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hey everyone I'm still alive don't worry.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:52:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey everyone! I'm still alive so no worries. I have been gone for awhile because of the problems that my computer has had to be restored and all the information once saved by it is now all gone! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />But no worries. I'm still around and to see that things are made up I'm staring trades and gifts.<br />====================================================<br />I have no way of drawing right now, but I can do well with typing. So any trades or gifts in fanfics for art are appreciated.<br />5 trades<br />3 gifts<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My first step!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 02:02:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm starting at a new objective by mang movies with my cam. I'm doing anything from animations (once ready) to rants (which I'm starting at now). Come see my ne work!<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-78K0mRhO08">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Well...I have nothing...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:29:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been trying to work on my fanfics, but I have been getting somewhere with my drawing (whoop whoop... now I need to get a scanner and photoshop) as for for my work on fanfics that'll have to wait till spring (I'm not in the mood right now), but I have been working on two different projects right now. The first is hiatus, while the second is a book I've been writing. I already made three published volumes and going for my fourth.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh Canada!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:47:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Me and my g/f decided to dis work and go to Canada.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>It's time for war!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:25:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm entering in the Call of Duty: World at War tournament tonight! I'm playing $25001 Wish me luck on this!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Don't feel so good</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:21:24 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I know I haven't made any reasonable progress with my fanfic sorry, but it seems that my writing season is off until I get through the winter for right now. Even though I'm dying to put up some new chapters and work all I can do is wait. It seems that a bunch of guy either quit working at ShopRite or they they got fired. To top it all off I have a stomach virus and I have n idea when it will end. Well I'll keep you informed on my progress, even though I HATE winter's and morning's I'll keep trying to keep my chapters on the update.<br /><br />Laterz!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>It's done!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:17:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's finally done I finally posted the 4th chapter to Long Way From Home up. Gie if your reading this it's finally up! xD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hoorah Hoorah!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:01:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today is my birthday!!! Sorry I couldn't say anything before hand me and friends went out for my big 21 and now I'm totally wasted to the no point of return. I will be getting on with my project on LWFH when I sober tomorrow. HOORAH!!! *passes out*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My new plan begins.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:11:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have came up with a plan to make it easier for to continue my work and be able to work on my games that I have been playin. I have been out of buisness for awhile, after I have had the time to get back to paper I'm finally ready to back to computer. Starting Sunday I'm spending one week on my fanfics and the next on my games, then I'll be going on that pattern. I glad to back in action.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG More characters!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:57:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well inspiration hit me again and I have new characters in mind and best of all they're all mine. Not made for any fanfic or anything like that the comic to inspire me to make them was from "Btter Days" and the inspiration has sadly pushed my progress on "Long Way From Home" (please don't think I'm just shirking. I'm really am trying it's just hard for me to work, take care of a house even if it is rent, find a g/f, keep my friends from killing eachother, and do my fanfics all in one day). Now with this new hit of inspiration I can't help but make more fiction writing, but this time it won't be on fanfictions .net, instead it'll be here on deviantART (I'll try to manage the spelling complications it offers and try to work around them). I don't think I'll get any artwork out being that 1) I suck major ass at drawing(even though I practiced ALOT and got alittle better at it). 2) I have no equipment(drawing and scanning) or any software(photoshop) to make any drawings, much the help to do it. 3) Not even close to being famous enough in ANY of my work.(SERIOUSLY! What's the point in doing this stuff if all I get is nothing?) In any case I'll be typing in my new characters names and profiles soon. Again I was INSPIRED by Jay Naylors work(Better Days) not copying or anything, after reading his comic for awhile I just got the urge to create these characters, so don't ask me if these characters will be in the future comics. Quite frankly I would love to see my characters in Jay Naylors comic, but I don't him pissed with saying that I'm trying to spoil his comic. I'll stop rambeling here so be patient(spelling?) I should have the profiles done sometime and then I'll be back on my fanfics.<br /><br />LATERZ!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I love Memes</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:32:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dear Gie,<br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your closet and saw you sit on best friend. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photoas a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times magazine about the incarnation as an eskimo.<br />Go burn,<br />Maverick Truesdale.<br /><br />Lol!<br /><br />Rules: Do the Letter MEME, Tag 5 other People and leave them a comment informing them that they have been tagged.<br /><br />Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry .<br /><br />How you do the Letter Meme:<br /><br />Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).<br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.<br />___12___,<br />-Your name-<br /><br /><br />1. What's the color of your shirt?<br />Blue - Our romance is over<br />Red - Our affair is over<br />White - I'll join the monastery<br />Black - I dislike you<br />Green - Our horoscope doesn't match<br />Grey - You're a pervert<br />Yellow - I'm selling myself<br />Pink - Your nostrils are insulting<br />Brown - The mafia wants you<br />No shirt - You're a loser<br />Other - I'm in love with your sister<br /><br />2. Which is your birth month?<br />January - That night<br />February - Last year<br />March - When your dwarf bit me<br />April - When I tripped on sesame seeds<br />May - First of May<br />June - When you put cuffs on me<br />July - When I threw up<br />August - When I saw the shrunken head<br />September - When we skinny dipped<br />October - When I quoted Santa<br />November - When your dog ran amok<br />December - When I changed tennis shoes<br /><br />3. Which food do you prefer?<br />Tacos - In your apartment<br />Pizza - In your camping car<br />Pasta - Outside of Chicago<br />Hamburgers - Under the bus<br />Salad - As you ate enchilada<br />Chicken - In your closet<br />Kebab - With Paris Hilton<br />Fish - In women's clothing<br />Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation<br />Lasagna - At the mental hospital<br />Hot dog - Under a state of trance<br />None of the above - With George Bush and his wife<br /><br />4. What's the color of your socks?<br />Yellow - Hit on<br />Red - Insult<br />Black - Ignore<br />Blue - Knock out<br />Purple - Pour syrup on<br />White - Carve your initials into<br />Grey - Pull the clothes off<br />Brown - Put leeches on<br />Orange - Castrate<br />Pink - Pull the toupee off<br />Barefoot - Sit on<br />Other - Drive out<br /><br />5. What's the color of your underwear?<br />Black - My best friend<br />White - My father<br />Grey - Bill Clinton<br />Brown - My fart balloon<br />Purple - My mustard soufflÃ©<br />Red - Donald Duck<br />Blue - My avocado plant<br />Yellow - My penpal in Ghana<br />Orange - My Kid Rock-collection<br />Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper<br />None - My John F. Kennedy-statue<br />Other - The crazy monk<br /><br />6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?<br />Scrubs - Man<br />O.C. - Emotional<br />One Tree Hill - Open<br />Heroes - Frostbitten<br />Lost - High<br />House - Scarred<br />Simpsons - Cowardly<br />The news - Mongolic<br />Idol - Masochistic<br />Family Guy - Senile<br />Top Model - Middle-class<br />None of the above - Ashamed<br /><br />7. Your mood right now?<br />Happy - How awful I've felt<br />Sad - How boring you are<br />Bored - That Santa doesn't exist<br />Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage<br />Depressed - That we're cousins<br />Excited - That there is no solution to this.<br />Nervous - The middle-east<br />Worried - That your Honda sucks<br />Apathetic - That I did a sex-change<br />Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster<br />Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men<br />Overjoyous - That I'm open<br />Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks<br /><br />8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?<br />White - Your ring<br />Yellow - Your love letters<br />Red - Your Darth Vader-poster<br />Black - Your tame stone<br />Blue - The couch cushions<br />Green - The pictures from LA<br />Orange - Your false teeth<br />Brown - Your contact book<br />Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs<br />Purple - Your old lottery coupons<br />Pink - The cut toenails<br />Other - Your memories from the military service<br /><br />9. The first letter of your first name?<br />A/B - Your photo<br />C/D - The oil stocks<br />E/F - Your neighbour Martin<br />G/H - My virginity<br />I/J - The results of your blood-sample<br />K/L - Your left ear<br />M/N - Your suicide note<br />O/P - My common sense<br />Q/R - Your mom<br />S/T - Your collection of butterflies<br />U/V - Your criminal record<... ]]></description>
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                <title>7 Things...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 00:32:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 7 Things you like the most...<br /><br />1. Excerise (to stay toned)<br />2. Starfox (HOORAH!)<br />3. Sports (mostly street hockey and football)<br />4. X-Box360 (can't beat that massive online play)<br />5. Computers (mostly typing)<br />6. Boxing (bare knuckle)<br />7. Wrestling (light weight mixed martial arts)<br /><br />7 Important things in your room...<br /><br />1. computer<br />2. TV -kisses TV-<br />3. CDs (Where else would I get inspiration?)<br />4. bed<br />5. X-Box360<br />6. cell phone<br />7. clock<br /><br />7 Random facts about you...<br /><br />1. I'm a cool guy to hang around with and easy to get to know.<br />2. I sometimes get into long conversations with friends that turn soon turn into arguements then back into conversations.<br />3. I love fighting 1 on 1 matches.<br />4. I like excercising so to stay toned and not overly muscular.<br />5. I like listening to music. (mostly Likin Park)<br />6. I watch TV when bored.<br />7. I type...yep that's it.<br /><br />7 Things you plan to do before you die...<br /><br />1. Go to Russia and/or Japan<br />2. Start the greatest anti-discrimination oraganization ever.<br />3. Do something to better peoples lives.<br />4. finally finish my story "When Worlds Collide" XD<br />5. get married<br />6. make people around me happy (I'm still trying)<br />7. TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!<br /><br />7 Things that you find attractive...(in a woman)<br /><br />1. Short brown hair (black if long)<br />2. sucker for green and blue eyes<br />3. Not too skinny<br />4. knows how to take care of herself not much into those force vomiting cheerleaders.<br />5. plays sports<br />6. Not too tall (about 5'7" for me)<br />7. Not a discriminator.<br /><br />7 Things you say the most...<br /><br />1. SHIT!<br />2. AH COME ON!<br />3. What the fuck just happened?<br />4. WATCH WHERE YOU GOING ASSHOLE!!! (workXD)<br />5. What are you doing? (work agian)<br />6. DON"T F*** WITH ME!!! (when someone pisses me or my friends off)<br />7. ZzzzZzzz<br /><br />7 Favorite drinks...<br /><br />1. root beer<br />2. fruit punch<br />3. Ginger Ale<br />4. vitamin waters<br />5. Budweiser (Yes I drink beer I'm 20)<br />6. water<br />7. Protein shakes<br /><br />I tag all my veiwers except Gie (she already did thisXD)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'M BACK BABY!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:11:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I finally got over a lot of problems and with work not streching me out so thin I can now get abck into the feel of typing once again! And to prove this I have done some revising on my stories Long Way From Home (which is also out right now) and StarFox Rising (not out yet)! Even stil I'm glad to be back in action once again! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm streched so thin</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:14:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sorry if you haven't heard from me in awhile, but I just feel like shit right now might do my fanfics some other time and just type up some StarFox type songfics maybe on here and Fanfiction .net. I just need to get some fraustration out so I'm making some songfics with Likin Park songs as my main choice because it seems Likin Park just knows how to speak as a member of disturbia.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sorry but I tried.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:17:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's offical I'm hanging up my keyboard. I just can't get back into the mood I'm still too depressed about all the crap that has had me bummed. I'm deleting "Long Way From Home" and most likly giving up "The Elite Five". Sorry people it's not like I didn't try, but I just have the inspiration or inner mood to continue any further.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FREEDOM!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:05:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm finally out of the hospital but it wasn't easy I can tell you that. I felt all better no pains or risks of my wounds opening again, but for some reason the docters there told me to stay for another month to make sure I fully recovered after they told straight up that I was fine to leave, it came to me that they just wanted to eat up my insurence some more so I my friends signed me out when I was not supposed to leave and when I got myself ready and everything I ran out and had to takcle two guys who were sent to stop me from leaving and me and my friends sped off in my their van. It was awsome, so I'm back in action...well at least until my house gets rebuilt, but it's great to finally be out of that accursed hospital from Hell. :3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm back Baby!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:36:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey everyone I won the case I'm not going to jail or court for that matter. The whatever-it's-called team pherenisics(I think I'm close enough)but anyway they found out that I couldn't have blown up my stove attentionally, because of something (they were speaking all scientificy) so the court dropped the case and now I'm waiting in the hospital and will probly be back in friends apartment until repairs are done.<br /><br />But that doesn't matter as much as me grasping victory over the police. Come on give me WOOT!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>When in doubt, blow it up,</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:42:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello there I'm not Maverick I'm his "friend"(no names given) anyway Maverick can't come to the computer right now because he being held in the hospital. And is due for a trial at court when he gets out. The reason he blew up his stove on purpose and a large piece of shrapnel got louged into his torso and me and some other friends found him bleeding badly and we rushed him to the hospital. Police say he did on purpose, but we think it blew due to bad connection or something, but because of all of our long records of pyrotech misuse trial is against him, but what I fear more is if he survives.<br /><br />He has severe burns and had to undergo two surgeries, 1)to get the sharpnel piece out of him. 2) to stop some horrible internal bleeding after he got excited over how he had to go to court.<br /><br />Me and my friends are trying our best to keep our bud from getting screwed in court.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Just not feeling it.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:18:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well I'm finally back at home, but now I lost my mojo and I can't seem to get it back. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> This is definatly not good. I just can't seem to find the desire to type and get inspired enough to continue on my fanfic. I hope I can get my inspirtaion back, but I just don't anyone seems interested in any of fanfics to begin with I had no one commenting my fanfics at all. I might gut Long Way From Home to work on something else unless I find inspiration soon LWFH will have to be gutted out of fanfic .com<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~DARK350</author>
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                <title>The real me.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:26:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello everyone you may or may not know me as Maverick Truesdale well that's not actually my real name. My real name is of no one's concern sorry to everyone who are my friends but it's privacy issues with the internet so I go by an assumed name in the internet, but it is also my nickname in the real world.<br /><br />Anyway I'm furry and my friends are anime fans sorta like me. We spent time before making artwork and videos together sometimes our own games, but we stopped after awhile, becasue I can't draw worth jack and they got bored after awhile, but I'm a very inspirational person who knows how to come up with anything with just a small amount of material to my disposal, so I do typing on fanfiction. net. I also enjoy hanging out at Newgrounds. com. To anyone who goes on X-Box Live I'm known FoxBlood35000, I was FoxFanForever01, but anymore.<br /><br />I'm currently single after being dumped. So now I'm hopelessly looking for a new girlfriend hopefully I'll find someone, maybe on one of my roadtrips.<br /><br />But anyway that's as much as I want to tell for right now. If you want to know else about me then just comment me and I'll answer on my next jouranl entry update.<br /><br />Laterz!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I alittle bit more about me.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:53:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [ ] I am shorter than 5'4.(5'10")<br />[ ] I think, I'm ugly sometimes. (I don't really care about those things...)<br />[x] I have many scars. (I do have scars not 10 or more.)<br />[ ] I tan easily. (I don't tan I burn ><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> )<br />[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.(No way black hair is beautiful)<br />[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.<br />[x] I have a tattoo. (a tiger on left arm)<br />[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.<br />[ ] I have/I've had braces.<br />[x] I wear glasses. (I need Lasyk)<br />[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.(If no one loves this natural face then they will miss out on my natural heart.)<br />[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.<br />[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.(had two piercing)<br />[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.<br />[x] I have freckles.<br /><br />Family/Home Life<br />[x] I've sworn at my parents.<br />[x] I've run away from home.(three times)<br />[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.<br />[ ] My biological parents are together.<br />[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.<br />[x] I want to have kids someday (probably, but that woud be up to the one I marry)<br />[ ] I've lost a child.<br /><br />School/Work<br />[ ] I'm in school(I graduated...bottom of my class)<br />[x] I have a job.(unfortunatly)<br />[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.<br />[ ] I always do my homework. (graduated...)<br />[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.(I'll just skip school related questions)<br />[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.<br />[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year<br />[x] I've stolen something from my job(pen, paper clip, and a dime I feel so ashamed TT)<br />[x] I've been fired(happiest day of my life)<br /><br />Embarrassment<br />[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.<br />[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.(Can't cry)<br />[ ] I've peed from laughing.(I didn't exactly pee if you know what I mean)<br />[x] I've snorted while laughing.(yeah soda it burned)<br />[ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried.(Can't cry)<br />[x] I've glued my hand to something.<br />[x] I've had my pants rip in public. (everyone noticed)<br /><br />Health<br />[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.<br />[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.(both my chin, eye, knee, and staple in my arm bone)<br />[x] I've broken a bone.(arm and leg)<br />[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.<br />[ ] I've sat in a doctorÂs office/emergency room with a friend.<br />[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.<br />[ ] I had a serious surgery.<br />[x] I've had chicken pox.<br />[x] I've had measles<br /><br />Traveling<br />[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.( I love road trips with friends!)<br />[x] I've been on a plane.(To washington from New Jersey and back.)<br />[x] I've been to Canada. (once with friends on my road trip a year ago and fake ID's)<br />[ ] I've been to Mexico.<br />[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.<br />[ ] I've been to Japan.(want to go though)<br />[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.(it flooded before before me and my friends could road trip there)<br />[ ] I've been to Europe.<br />[ ] I've been to Africa.<br /><br />Experiences<br />[x] I've gotten lost in my city.<br />[x] I've seen a shooting star.<br />[x] I've wished on a shooting star.<br />[x] I've seen a meteor shower. (I was with my dad)<br />[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.(And naked)<br />[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.(And got off when someone esle got on...Hilarious! XD)<br />[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (several guys several times XD)<br />[x] I've been to a casino.(fake ID <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" />)<br />[x] I've been skydiving.(It's fun and good for your gums. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />)<br />[x] I've gone skinny dipping.(But always wanted to with a girl...any takers?)<br />[x] I've played spin the bottle.(And ran when pointed to a guy)<br />[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.(2 gallons to be exact and never threw up)<br />[x] I've crashed a car.<br />[x] I've been Skiing. (just once with my sister)<br />[x] I've been in a play.(two)<br />[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.(still don't know how to use it)<br />[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.<br />[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.<br />[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.<br />[x] I've played chicken.(How do you think I crashed my car)<br />[x] I've played a prank on someone. (X-Lax for my gym teacher and came in "bleeding" to work and freaked out everyone)<br />[x] I've ridden in a taxi. (it smell like old cheese)<br />[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Pic... ]]></description>
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                <title>I feel much better now</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:20:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dear Linda,<br /><br />I don't know how to say this, but I'm joining a monastary.<br />I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me under the bus, and I saw you carve your name in my best friend.<br />I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I have changed sex.<br />IÂm sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your suicide note as a memory.<br />You should know that I get sick when I think about you a new life as a clone.<br /><br />Go to Hell,<br /><br />Your Ex-Boyfriend, Mavreick Trusdale.<br /><br />...<br /><br /><br />Want to do it? Here you go! <br /><br />Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)<br /><br />I don't know how to say this, but __1__.<br />I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.<br />I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.<br />IÂm sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.<br />You should know that I __10__ __11__.<br />__12__ /-your name-<br /><br /><br />1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:<br /><br />blue- our romance is over<br />red- our affair is at an end<br />white- I'm joining a monastery<br />black- I hate you<br />green- our horoscopes doesn't match<br />grey- You're a perv<br />yellow- I'm on the streets<br />pink- Your nostrils are an insult<br />brown- the mafia is after you<br />no shirt- You're a loser<br />other- I'm in love with your sister<br /><br /><br />2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?<br /><br />January- that night<br />February- last year<br />march- when we were skinny dipping<br />April- when I was high on sesame seed<br />may- when I was shaving your legs<br />June- when you put handcuffs on me<br />July- when I threw up<br />august- When I saw the tiny head<br />September- when your dwarf bit me<br />October- When I was taking a walk<br />November- When I tied my shoes<br />December- When your dog went crazy<br /><br />3. FAV FOOD?<br />tacos- in your house<br />pizza- in your van<br />pasta - in London<br />Hamburger- Under the bus<br />salad- while you were eating enchiladas<br />chicken- with Chuck Norris<br />kebab- in your closet<br />fish- in woman-clothes<br />sandwich- at the mental hospital<br />hotdogs- in trans<br />other- with Mr. and Mrs. Bush<br /><br />4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?<br />Yellow- hitting on<br />red- insulting<br />black- ignoring<br />blue- punching<br />purple- pour syrup on<br />white- carve your name in<br />grey- tear the clothes of<br />brown- put leeches on<br />pink- steal the toupee from<br />no socks- sit on<br />other- chasing out<br /><br /><br />5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?<br />black Â my best friend<br />White- my father<br />grey- john travolta<br />Brown- my whoopee cushion<br />purple- my pie<br />red- the cookie monster<br />blue- my alovera plant<br />Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana<br />Orange Â my Carl Larsson-collection<br />pink Â my cat<br />no underwear Â my Cartman-statue<br />Other- The crazy monk<br /><br />6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?<br />Scrubs - man<br />O.C. - sensitive<br />One Tree Hill - open<br />Heroes - ashamed<br />Lost - turned on<br />House - cowardly<br />Simpsons - scarred<br />the news - Mongolian<br />American Idol Â masochistic<br />Family Guy - senile<br />other - frost-bited<br /><br />7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?<br />happy- how bad I've been feeling<br />sad- How boring you are<br />bored- that your Honda sucks<br />angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium<br />Depressed- That I have changed sex<br />exited- that there's no solution to<br />nervous- the Middle east<br />Worried- that we're cousins<br />apathetic- that Santa doesnÂt exist<br />Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster<br />Huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on<br />exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone<br />other- "Deal or no deal" sucks<br /><br />8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?<br />white- your ring<br />yellow- your love letters<br />red- your Darth Vader-poster<br />black- your pet rock<br />blue- the pillows<br />green- the pictures of Portugal<br />Orange- your artificial teeth<br />brown- your cell phone<br />grey- our matching snoopy-bibs<br />pink- the old toe-nails<br />other- your military service-memory-box<br /><br />9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?<br />A/B - Your picture<br />C/D - the oil-stock shares<br />E/F - My virginity<br />G/H - your neighbor Carl<br />I/J - The blood-test results<br />K/L- your left ear<br />M/N - Your suicide-note<br />O/P - my sense<br />Q/R - your mom<br />S/T - Your collection of butterflies<br />U/V/W - your crime records<br />X/Y/Z- your high school grades<br /><br /><br />10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?<br />A/B Â shall always remember<br />C/D Â never will forget<br />E/F Â Always will try to forget<br />G/H Â will inform The Swedish Tax Agency<br />I/J Â have always felt dirty because of<br />K/L Â have never laughed in public about<br />M/N Â am making a movie about<br />O/P Â throw rocks at<br />Q/R Â informed the psychiatrist about<br />S/T Â... ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm 85.5% happy (but I still feel depressed)</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:47:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend(ex-girlfriend :sad: )<br />[x] You have your own room.<br />[x] You own a cell phone.(but it's broken)<br />[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.(but it's broken)<br />[x] Your parents are still married.<br />[x] You have more than 2 best friends.<br />[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.<br />T 0 T A L: 5<br /><br />[x] You dress how you want to. (I just throw stuff on)<br />[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.<br />[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.<br />[ ] You have never been beaten up.(I had lots of fights in life, most I lost because numbers were against me)<br />[x] You never cry more than twice a month.(I can't cry anymore)<br />[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.<br />[x] Your room is big enough for you.<br />[ ] People don't use you for something you have.<br />[x] You have been to a concert.<br />T 0 T A L: 7<br /><br />[x] You don't have a myspace. (well, I do but I don't know how to use it.)<br />[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.<br />[ ] You get allowance.(I work a job)<br />[x] You collect something normal.(cards and coins mostly)<br />[x] You look forward to going to school/college.(Coast Guard for me)<br />[x] You don't wish you were someone else.(I like my ambitions)<br />[x] You play a sport.(baseball)<br />[x] You do something after school/college.(Don't go to school/college)<br />T 0 T A L: 7<br /><br />[ ] You own a car.<br />[/] You usually don't fight with your parents.<br />[/] You are happy with your appearance.(i still need more excerise)<br />[x] You aren't self-conscious at all.(I don't usaully care think of me)<br />[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.<br />[x] You have friends.<br />T 0 T A L: 3<br /><br />[x] You know what is going on in the world.<br />[x] You care about so many people.(everyone actually)<br />[/] You are happy with your life.(Depends how my mood is on my progress in life)<br />[x] You know more than one language.(some French)<br />[x] You have a screen name.<br />[ ] You own a pet.(my dog died by car accident)<br />[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.<br />[ ] You don't have any enemies<br />[x] You are a generally nice person.<br />T O T A L: 6.5<br /><br />Multiply all the totals by 3: 85.5 (but still not happy)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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