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                <title>The return of an ARTIST</title>
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                <description><![CDATA[ I have deprived myself of deviantART for several years now. I have finally come to my senses and have returned. It is amazing looking at my work and journal posts filled with information and a side of my personality which existed over 4 years ago. <br /><br />Not only have I changed so much sense my last post here, but my interest in art has changed as well. I  no longer have a passion in producing 3D abstract art. My interests now lay on Photography and Photo manipulation. I have been working for a photography studio for 5 years now doing basic clerk work. In the past year and a half however my boss approached me with the opportunity to pick up a camera and develop some photography skills. Seeing that I always had a passion for photography since I was young I decided to give it a shot. From that day on I have been absolutely obsessed with developing my skills in photography and have been doing photography work for the same company. <br /><br />About a week ago I treated myself to a Canon Rebel Xti and have decided to get serious with photography. I am in the process of developing/ putting together a small portfolio to show case some of my novice skills. I have finally decided to pursue one of my oldest interests/passions. <br /><br />I have deleted all of my old journals and updated information on my page, however I will keep up all of my old art work as it represents my transition into who I am today and my development as a artist finding his true heart felt passion.<br /><br />It truly feels good to return to the place where all of my passions and skills developed. <br /><br />I hope to have some NEW work up soon.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~DaRealDNA</author>
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                <title>One Liners</title>
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                <description><![CDATA[ Advice: what we ask for when we already  know the answer, but wish we didn't. <br />
Architecture: the art of how to waste  space. (Phillip Johnson) <br />
Alarm clock: a small, mechanical device  to wake up people without children. <br />
Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an  adult, while the adults are out acting  like teenagers. <br />
Bachelor: the only man who has never  told his wife a lie. <br />
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.  (Douglas Adams) <br />
Benign: What you be after you be eight.  <br />
Boredoom: The state at which a person  is so incredibly bored, they lack the  desire to do anything. <br />
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo! <br />
Calcium Anthropology: the study of  milkmen. <br />
Capitalism: the astounding belief that  the most wicked of men will do the most  wicked of things for the greatest good  of everyone. <br />
Cell-phone: a way to speak to yourself  without anyone noticing. <br />
Celebrity: someone who works all his  life to be recognized, and then wears  dark glasses to avoid being recognized.  <br />
Chemistry: Physics without thought.<br />
Mathematics: Physics without purpose. <br />
Coincidence: when God chooses to remain  anonymous. <br />
Compromise: the art of dividing a cake  so that everyone thinks they got the  biggest piece. <br />
Computers: working daily to make the  human brain obsolete. <br />
Confidence: the feeling you have before  you understand the situation. <br />
Consciousness: that annoying time  between naps. <br />
Conservative: a man who believes  nothing should be done for the first  time. <br />
Conservative: Someone who wants to keep  what the liberals fought for a  generation before. <br />
Cuisine: something like food, but the  portions are smaller and the prices are  higher. If you happen to have a french  cuisine, the waiter will insult you as  you are served. <br />
Deja Fu: the feeling that somehow,  somewhere, you've been kicked in the  head like this before. <br />
Democracy: The theory that the common  people know what they want, and deserve  to get it good and hard. <br />
Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from  poor people in rich countries to rich  people in poor countries. <br />
A friend is someone who will help you  move. A GOOD friend is someone who will  help you move a body. <br />
Friend: Someone who has the same  enemies you have. <br />
Happiness: the agreeable sensation felt  while contemplating the misery of  others. <br />
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia:  Fear of long words. <br />
Hospitality: making your guests feel  like they're at home, even if you wish  they were. <br />
Ignoranus: a person who is not only  ignorant, but an asshole to boot. <br />
Illiterate: what you are if you can't  read this. <br />
Jury: twelve people who determine which  client has the better lawyer. <br />
Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen  last names. <br />
Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature  to stop speech when words become  superfluous. <br />
Leet: the art of finding the hardest  possible way to say you did something  simple. <br />
Life: Sexually transmitted disease,  100% fatal. <br />
Linkin Park:  What was created when  they began putting fake grass into the " Lincoln Logs" boxes. <br />
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now  with 20% fewer letters! <br />
Mass Murder:  What happens when Bob  discovers Robertology. <br />
Materialism: buying things we don't  need with money we don't have to  impress people that don't matter. <br />
McBorgs: Over one million assimilated. <br />
A metaphor is like a simile. <br />
Mortal: a generic pronoun for anyone,  invented to solve the 'she/he' issue. <br />
Newbie: gathers honey 80% faster. <br />
Obscenity: the crutch of inarticulate  motherf#$@ers. <br />
Oxymoron: Microsoft Works. <br />
Palidan: Your pal Dan... until he kills  you for thinking you're a heretic. <br />
Patriot: a person who can holler the  loudest without knowing what he is  hollering about. <br />
Physicist: an atom's way of looking at  itself. <br />
PMS: Puberty Much Sucks. <br />
PMS: Purchase More Shoes. <br />
Polynesia: memory-loss, in parrots. <br />
Reincarnation: Let's keep trying until  we get it right. <br />
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a  hillbilly. <br />
Robertology:  The study of Bob... <br />
Slinky: yet another failed attempt at  perpetual motion. <br />
Snowbank: where you keep your extra  snow. <br />
Spontaneous Combustion: A phenomenon  induced in pyromaniacs by the camera  crews of shows such as 'believe it or  not'. <br />
Stupidity: doing the same things over  and over and expecting different  results. <br />
Supernatural: how you have to act to  get onto an aeroplane unmolested these  days. <br />
System of a Down:  A system that loses  power excessively. <br />
Tech Support: your ISPs way of  expressing their hatred towards you. <br />
Television: a medium. So called because  it is neither rare, nor well done. <br />
Transvestites: men who like to eat,  drink, an... ]]></description>
                <author>~DaRealDNA</author>
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