http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:DanaAndLarinBFF&section=today deviantART RSS for by:DanaAndLarinBFF en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:43:49 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://DanaAndLarinBFF.deviantart.com/journal/18612839/ http://DanaAndLarinBFF.deviantart.com/journal/18612839/ Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:32:59 PDT [Yama is a baby in a hospital... whatever...]
Yama: -Where am I? WHO am I? How did I get here?- *looks out the side of her... whatever... to see a bunch of other babies*
Stinky Baby(idk who... yet): -Hey, you wit da face- *farts* -Luckily when we are babies we can read each others minds. I know why your here, bub.-
Yama:*smiles*-Can you tell me? I would really be thankful.-
Stinky Baby:-I am Rudilo, call me Rudy!-
Yama: -Hey, Rudy. I am Yamada, call ME Yama!-
Rudy: -Now, now, now. Don't take this like we are friends. You're here bcuz your mother gave birth to you just 2 days ago. But there is not good news... you'll never get to see her, at all.-
Yama: *Bawling* -What happened to my mommy!?!-
Rudy: -She got shot yestarday. I can tell you who did it.-
Yama: -Who?!?! I will give them a peice of my diaper!- *starts to kick around*
Rudy:-My father. He also shot MY mom!-
Yama: -That's not good at all! That no good rotten father of yours...-
Rudy: -Whoa, don't blame him! She was a b*tch and got what she was asking for!-
Yama: *gives him a mad look* -Don't say that about the person who wanted you!-
Rudy: -SHE WAS GONNA PUT ME UP FOR ADOPTION!-
Yama: -WELL THANKS TO YOUR FAT FATHERS POOPER SCOOPER I AM UP FOR ADOPTION!-
Rudy: *long pause* -...You're right.- *takes out gun and shoots self in the head.-
[Yama is in shock for the next 2 weeks then snaps out of it]
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[... 7 years later Yama is living with herself and her alone. Yama only was 7 years old and her birthday was in 2 days... so no one wanted her... so so sad! *sniffle*]
Yama: *on computer selling stuff online* Grrr... why can't I get a job at seven. I am the only second grader who knows what pi equals if you subtract 2 and divide the #s 1-7!
[the phone rings]
Yama: Hello?
StrangerMan: Are your parents home sweetie?
Yama: Uhhhh.... well.... umm....
StrangerMan: So they aren't avalible? Well, plz tell them I called.
--CLICK--
Yama: No one says good-bye anymore SHEESH!
*rolls eyes and hangs up the fone*
[10 minutes later someone rings the doorbell. It is pretty much mid-night.]
Yama: *falls out of bed and gets up rubbing eyes* I am NOT okay! *goes to the door messing with the back of her head*
[No one is there]
Yama: Ok. *turns around with the door still open and gets pulled outside*
???: Hahaha! You can't run from me. I am much more powerful than you! Come here.
[She looks at the talking shadow of the side of her house and reaches into her sock to take out a pocket knife]
Yama: Ok. *looks at the shadow of the house where the man is and then at the pocket knife in shame but fright* I'm gonna go over there now*
???: *chuckles* I am over here. *turns so Yama could see him*
Yama: *quickly hides the pocket knife behind her back* I am not scared! *shivers and reluctantly steps 3 feet closer so she is 1 foot away*
???: *grabs the bottom of the PJ top on Yama and attempts to pull it off*
Yama: *kicks him in the nads* BACK OFF YOU BUTTHOLE!
???: *falls to the ground and looks up at Yamada* But i wanna be your friend! *creepy voice* CLOSE FRIEND!
Yama: You can't get friends like that you butt nugget! *stabs him in the middle of the forehead*
[The rapist dies and is taken by the police to make sure he was dead. The next day...]
Yama: How did I have the power to do that? *replays the event the night before... the last time in her life that she felt safe was before that moment*
[Yama looks out her bedroom window, where the incedent had happened, STILL replaying it from 1 am till 9 am]
Yama: I did what I had to do to survive. *looks at bloody hand that she stabbed him with* I would have gotten badly hurt by the creep if I hadn't killed him. I know this is going to make me stronger... but now... I will never feel safe... never again.
--Rrrrrrrrring rrrrrrrring--
Yama: *stares at the ringing phone* I can't do it again. Thats how it all happened! I WILL NOT ANSWER THE PHONE!
--Knock Knock Knock--
Yama: Coming. (To herself now...) If he didn't die I am gonna kill him now. *takes gun off of floor next to the backdoor where the knocking was*
--Knock Knock Knock--
Yama: Hold your bottom I am coming!! -wow what a bday week tommorow is my bday and i had to KILL someone... and prolly will hav to again-
[She opens the door. There is a slip of paper with an address on it... it was a home for Yama!!]
Yama: *reading aloud* Come to 6606 Krying Street to meet your new family! YAY!! I HAVE A FAMILY!!!
[Don't you think this is getting much better?! Well, too bad its back to its depressing little feeling again. The... ]]> ~DanaAndLarinBFF http://DanaAndLarinBFF.deviantart.com/journal/17443154/ http://DanaAndLarinBFF.deviantart.com/journal/17443154/ Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:29:30 PDT Dana: Whats up, Mr. Pervert-Pants?!
Lishoto: Not--- HEY!!!
Dana: What? You are! ADMIT IT!
Lishoto:... SO!
Koku: You're worse than me most of the time!
Lishoto: NUH-UH
Koku: Wanna bet?!
Lishoto: Bring it, wimp! *fists up*
Dana: *knocks heads together and duz one nod*
[[Two Hours Later]]
Lishoto: Wha-What happened??
Koku: Yeah, what happened?
Dana: I made you guys pass out!
Koku: Hey! That's not lady-like.
Dana: Who ever said I was a lady?
Koku: *looks up & down at dana* I THINK YOU ARE!
Dana: *slaps him*
Lishoto: *ROTFL*
Dana: *glares at Lishoto*
Lishoto: What?! It was hilarious!!! XD
Dana: *kicks him kinda hard in the shin*
Lishoto: HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!
Dana:... It's just fun to see you in pain! LQTM!
Lishoto: Ok whatever! *sits back down watching TV*
[[On vacation in space]]
Zelos: Dana?
Dana: Yeah.
Zelos: Are we in Zero gravity?
Dana: DONT even think about it!!!
Zelos: 0.0 uhhh ok!

[[THE TOTALLY RAMDOM ENDING

]]> ~DanaAndLarinBFF http://DanaAndLarinBFF.deviantart.com/journal/15647567/ http://DanaAndLarinBFF.deviantart.com/journal/15647567/ Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:48:01 PST Shadz: Hola caliente senora. (hello hot lady)
Dana: Perdón??!! (excuse me)
Shadz: Nada (nothing)
Dana: ?: ?: Es algo! (it was something)
Shadz: NO
Dana: Si(yes)
Shadz: Cualquiera que sea (whatever)
Dana: **mira alrededor sospechosamente** (** looks around suspiciously **)
Shadz: Su atractivo Dana! (your smexxi dana 0.0)
Dana: Usted asusta a uno de mi (you scare me)
Shadz: I no les importa (i dont care)
Dana: PHEONIX!
Shadz: 0.o Oh, no se bien lo he bajar (oh no ill get off)
[Al día siguiente (the next day)]
Genus: Hola Dana! (hey dana)
Dana: Hola! (hey)
Genus: Sobre roca (rock on)
Dana: SI(YEAH)
Hinata: Hola (Hello) :waves:
Dana: HINATA, YO TE! (i missed you)
Hinata: Sobre roca (rock on)
Zelos: Hola mi mieles (hey my hunnies)
Dana: **Rollos ojos** (**rolls eyes**)
Hinata **En el rey de las paradas** (**stops rockin on**)
Genus: **s dana** Llegar más cerca de morir Zelos (get any closer you die Zelos)
Sonic: Lo que es pasando aquí? (whats going on here?)
Zelos: Nada (nothing)
Genus: Zelos se está enferma de nuevo (Zelos is being sick again)
Sonic: Zelos... Usted es un pervertido (zelos you are a pervert)
Zelos: NO AM (am not) **Salta a la vista en Genus**(glares at Genus)
Genus: Ppppppppttttttt lol
Dana: Adios personas!
Hinata: Si
Sonic: Estoy fuera de aquí (im outta here) **Huye (runs away)**

]]> ~DanaAndLarinBFF http://DanaAndLarinBFF.deviantart.com/journal/15634127/ http://DanaAndLarinBFF.deviantart.com/journal/15634127/ Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:08:45 PST
Hinata: Hugglezz!
Zelos: Dont I get a hugglez!
Dana: Let me think NO
Zelos: **tears**
Dana: FINE
Zelos: Yay
Dana: Ok done better?
Zelos: NOPERZ
Dana: AHHHHHH 0.o
Zelos: D I am smoooooth!
Dana: Well soon your heads gonna be even with the GROUND
Zelos: 0.o AHHHHH **runs**
Vion: DANA THERE YOU ARE
Dana: Now you should run!! PHEONIX!
Vion: 0.o BYE BYE BYE!
Hinata: Bye Vion NICE DANA!
Dana: ikr Im so
Hinata: Obviously... your pheonix is now afraid of you since SOMETHING happend
Zelos: Im back.... 4 now at least!
Dana: o.0 wat the heck happened to u?!
Zelos: **takes off his head and throws at dana**
Dana: YOUR GONNA GET PARALYZED!
Zelos: **squirms**

THE RANDOM END!
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Thanks for reading I you all http://DanaAndLarinBFF.deviantart.com/journal/15241803/ Sat, 27 Oct 2007 10:26:29 PDT how r u
if u would like i am open to talk
help me
im drowning in a puddle of tears of joy
becuz people here care
most dont
but some do
and those sum
make my life a hole lot better
so keep on being good buddies
I ♥ u all (in a totally friend kinda way)

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