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        <pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:02:50 PST</pubDate>        
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                <title>Wasted. Absolutely Wasted.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:52:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Congrats kid, I got absolutely wasted last night, and I'm tired as fudge. Cameron, friend of mine, wouldn;t let me sleep 2 nights ago, because (long story short) at another getz, I wouldn't let him sleep till I fell asleep, which is hard after eating sugary substances and walking around town at 3 in the morning. This is okay with me, I was tired, and was supposed to go to work until my friends conned me into conning my mother about attending to a celebration 200km away from where we all generally live.<br />Out in the middle of no-where. Karioke going loud and high, 2 shooter in both hands (thank you Sean, Jason, Lance (i think it's Laurence but at the time, Lance was all I could manage). Despite being blind drunk, it was a wonderful, buzz filled evening where we could pet pigs, look at pidgeons, bantums, goats sleeping in trees and sit on horses without realising how we got there. <br />I remember sitting down with the older men and skulling the Jagermeister Bombs they handed me. And the Squashed Frogs, they tasted good. I remember retching after drinking 3 muthfuls of Smirnoff Vodka striaght from the bottle. And I remember drinking my dads grapper I pernamently borrowed, which is like pure alcohol. Summed in words; taste like shit, but does the trick. So last night, everyone shared salivia indirectly, shared stories and good times. We petted pigs, sat on hay bales and got scared from the height difference, had deep and meaningfuls about ex's, and generally had fun. I remember Reesci sitting me on a chair, and then seeing everything side ways. Apparently I fell to the side. And George being awesome. Not sure how, but he just was. Suprisingly, at 5am, when we felt freezing, stood up, and toppled forwards onto friends and snuggled up, I felt fine, just extra tired. It wasn;t until the unruly, winding road trip back home, and talking about chuck up stories did I feel seedy and had to chunder myself. Was great. Felt great afterwards, I ate spaghetti on Roflz kitchen floor and chugged Barooca, and I still went to work today. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> That's my story.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OMFG WOOT WOOT!  Jobzzzz</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:12:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yay! I ran around the big smoke a few weeks ago dumping resumes and filling out job applications to everywhere. Srsly, so places looked more dodge than the roadhouse I work at now. I was starting to give up hope that I am a low Jow nobody wants me person (I didn;t write my resume, my ma did) and blow me down, holy shit episodes, the cinemas rang up and asked if I wanted to attend to a job interview. <br />So I'm excited and all of that stuff, but nervous majorly. bever been in an interview before, and I want to imperess these people, I really want this job. I'd much much MUCH rather work at the cinemas than some of the other places that I applied for, no names given.<br />So, hopefully I'll look good and appealing, and get lucky.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh yar; Japan.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:45:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I also forgot to say, next year (2010) in Marchish, I'm going to Japan as an exchange student. Super excited and all that shiznickle. Myes. So I won't be using any of my websites I'm ajoined to for quite some time. Not that I do upload a lot anyways. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:41:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you haven;t guessed by the title, I've been eating.<br />I've been eating stale bread, I've suddenly developed a likingness towards it.<br />Myes. Staley goodness makes my throat crackle and dry. It feels delcious.<br /><br />That is all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Dancing-Jebus</author>
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                <title>What An Interesting Night.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:43:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yus! Finally! I have nothing else to do with high school or school in general forever! I am never going to teach in Australia to bratty/snobby/annoying kids ever ever ever! After the graduation ceremony, couple of my friends crashed at mine after some serious funny commingling.<br />Julian got raped in the but with a deodorant can because he told Tash he wanted to experiment, Roflz (dildo) one of my best buddies, slept nekked in bed with his girl friend, reesci, i was pinned underneath <a href="http://nightscapefox.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/i/nightscapefox.gif?3" alt=":iconnightscapefox:" title="nightscapefox"/></a> in the morning, my anus was sore, and I don;t remember anything D: I slept on top of someone else though, so I'm sure threesomes were involved. Sarah and her boyfriend slept in their car because we were too loud <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" /> <a href="http://gothicwolfcorpse.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/o/gothicwolfcorpse.jpg?5" alt=":icongothicwolfcorpse:" title="gothicwolfcorpse"/></a>'s mum was a butt (sorry dude, she was though) by not letting her come over, but their was dA commentary involved. We went on the net and said hi to people living over in the phillipines. Sorry if we were racist, I don;t remember much, someone hit me on the head with a hammer, literally, and now they've hammered dorito crumbs into my carpet. At 6am, Cody began watching Harry Potter, The Half Blood Prince, then at about 7, me and Tash joined him, and then we watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show and educated everyone's sexuality into complete heterosexuals that do not cross dress, or vice versa. And we discussed the serious business of Harley Quinn and the Joker lemons. One in particular where one anti-HQ dresses as HQ herself, anothe puts on a strap on and Joker clothes and smexs her best friends, and the last girl I think films it, or is just there. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" /> All in all, a very vert interesting night. Oh yeah, we played a feeble game of dodge ball in the dark at the town oval, but it didn;t succeed very much, it was far too cold for moving briskly, and too dark, plus the mood wasn;t there at the time.<br /><br />Finally we discussed the in making zombie comic that <a href="http://gothicwolfcorpse.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/o/gothicwolfcorpse.jpg?5" alt=":icongothicwolfcorpse:" title="gothicwolfcorpse"/></a> and I are making. We need an emblem btw people, details for our comp below.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://dancing-jebus.deviantart.com/journal/">[link]</a><br /><br />If you have webcam or audio, maybe next time we'll be calling you next. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Competition: Zombie Kick Arse Timez</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:11:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alright then, me and my mateyz are making a zombie apocolypse kit. We need an emblem though, so the emblem thats the best is going to go on the back of the overalls {sadly {due to my cheapness} they're fluro orange, but a bit of ruffing and scruffing in the bush shall make them dirt full and worn in.<br />Besides the point.<br /><br />Requirements<br />-Done by you, and only you, I can only affored to make 8 pairs {for me and buddies} +2 4 winnar/z<br />-Team name required on it, something catchy *if you can think of something better than ZADC -Zombie Apocolypse Day Corp, would be excllant*<br />-can be simple, like the toilet sign people <br />-can;t be too colourful (it's on fluro orange memba)<br />-circular-ish design preferred, but not a nessecity<br />-something for the shoulder too, like scout badges, but it's a Z-badge. probably corp name.<br /><br />Winner gets<br />-1 pair of overalls, with their name on it (details for size will be required if you're beastly 8L)<br />-maybe a bag if I get around to making those too,<br />-maybe a kit in teh bag (but I doubt it coz I'm saving to go to Japan for a year)<br /><br />That is all.<br /><br />Comp ends when I say so. (prolly Mid januray)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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