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Abia astept sa se termine stresiunea asta...

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Nu stiu ce sa fac:sa rad sau sa plang ?
nu pot sa cred in ce hal am ajuns...ma intreb dak mai avem vreo cale sa scapam de purici , paduchii astia....


MIE SCARBA DE TARA IN CARE TRAIESC SI DE CEI CARE NE CONDUC!!!!

]]> ~DarkBlueGoth http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/23761246/ http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/23761246/ Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:20:18 PDT
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like.
I said, "You don't understand... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied,
"You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.
I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex."
He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding.
The next day we
were married at the Justice of the Peace.
My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me.
When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex.
He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at
night."
The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around.
I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV."
He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her.
A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning.
I said, "I'm looking for Sex." - My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.
Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"
I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
) ) )

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]]> ~DarkBlueGoth http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/22962228/ http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/22962228/ Mon, 02 Feb 2009 11:22:03 PST una gravida'.
Vine si al doilea fiu: 'Tata, da-mi sapte milioane ca am lasat-o pe
una gravida'.
Vine si fiica: 'Tata, am ramas gravida'.
Tatal: 'In sfarsit se mai si incaseaza!'


2.Cum face un barbat gimnastica pe plaja ?
-Isi suge burta de cate ori trece o femeie frumoasa.


3.In spital se afla un pacient grav bolnav. Rudele se adunasera in sala de asteptari, iar, in final, intra
un medic obosit si abatut.
-"Imi pare rau ca trebuie sa va dau o veste proasta", spuse privind fetele
ingrijorate "singura speranta pt. ruda d-voastra este transplantul de creier. Este inca experimental, riscant si din
punct de vedere economic intru totul pe seama d-voastra".
-"Ca sa stim, cat costa un transplant de creier?"
-"Depinde," raspunse medicul "5.000 euro e creierul de barbat, 200 euro cel de femeie." Se
lasa o lunga perioada de linsite, timp in care barbatii din sala incercau sa nu rada si evitau privirile femeilor, chiar daca unii zambeau. In final, curiozitatea il impinse pe unul sa intrebe:
-"Dle. doctor, de ce aceasta diferenta de pret?" Medicul zambi la aceasta intrebare atat de inocenta si raspunse:
-"Cele femeiesti costa mai putin pt. ca sunt singurele creiere folosite, celelalte sunt ca si noi."


4.In sala de operatie (chirurgul catre asistent):
-Anestezie.
-De-a noastra sau de import?
-De import.
-De import s-a terminat.
-Atunci de-a noastra.
-Nani, nani...


5.Un iepure alerga vesel prin padure, cand, vede un cerb care fuma un trabuc.
- Ce faci, ai innebunit? Intr-o zi frumoasa, in mijlocul naturii, tu te intoxici? Hai cu mine sa alergi, sa-ti oxigenezi plamanii!
- Ai dreptate, spune cerbul, si incepe sa alerge cu iepurele. In timp ce alergau, cei doi vad vulpea, care statea cu n asul in cocaina.
- Hei, spune cerbul, aici in mijlocul naturii ti-ai gasit sa iei cocaina? Hai mai bine sa alergi.
- Ai dreptate, raspunde vulpea, si incepe sa alerge cu iepurele si cerbul. Putin mai incolo, il intilnesc pe lup, cu seringa in mina.
- Hei, in mijlocul naturii, si tu te droghezi? Vino sa alergi cu noi, sa-ti oxigenezi plaminii..
- Da' mai duce-ti-va-n p... mea, spune lupul, de fiecare data cind iepurele ia extasy, noi incepem sa alergam ca idiotii.


6.Un doctor de la spitalul de nebuni face rondul de seara. Intr-unul dintre saloane un pacient sta pe podea cu o bucata mare de lemn in brate. Nimic deosebit. Numai ca in camera mai era un individ atarnat de tavan cu capul in jos. – Ce se petrece aici? intreaba doctorul. – Dar tu nu vezi? pufneste cel de pe podea. Incerc sa sparg bucata asta de lemn exact pe jumatate. – Dar ce-i cu ala atarnat de tavan? – Aaa, e cel mai bun prieten al meu, dar stiti, e cam tacanit, se crede bec. – Si daca e cel mai bun prieten al tau, nu crezi ca ar trebui sa-i spui sa se dea jos? S-ar putea accidenta foarte tare! – Si eu ce fac? Lucrez pe intuneric?!


7.O tanara in tren are dureri de dinti, un tanar de langa ea ii spune : - Daca o sa va sarut o sa va treaca imediat durerea .... Un batranel din compartiment : - Tratamentul dumitale e bun si la hemoroizi ?

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2.CE ESTE SEXUL? Dupa medici, este o boala - pentru ca ajungi tot timpul la pat. Dupa avocati, este o injustitie - pentru ca intotdeauna este unul deasupra, altul dedesubt. Dupa politicieni, este democratia perfecta - pentru ca se bucura atat cel de deasupra cat si cel de dedesubt. Dupa economisti, este o investitie proasta - pentru ca e mai mult ceea ce intra decat ceea ce iese.




3.fetele de la liceu invata 2 litere si 2 cifre...A4 si X5...,la facultate mai invata si altele...Q7 si X6...dar cu recesiunea asta nu tin minte decat 4 litere R.A.T.B..

]]> ~DarkBlueGoth http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/21897816/ http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/21897816/ Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:36:01 PST Uneori ne amintim de lucurile importante din viata atunci cand le pierdem si e mare pacat...
Pretuiti oameni care va sunt prieteni si nu-i lasati asa de usor sa "scape" de voi!

]]> ~DarkBlueGoth http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/20757800/ http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/20757800/ Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:05:15 PDT tomorrow starts the college...wish my good luck

]]> ~DarkBlueGoth http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/19713340/ http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/19713340/ Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:51:40 PDT yeyyyyy

]]> ~DarkBlueGoth http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/17440357/ http://DarkBlueGoth.deviantart.com/journal/17440357/ Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:14:00 PDT oh why don't i ever learn
I've lost all my trust that i'm sure we try to
Turn it around

Can you still see the heart of me
all my agony fades away
when you hold me in your embrace

Don't turn me down
for all i need
make my heart a better place
give me something I can believe
Don't turn me down
you're far from the door now
don't let it close

He only had to go
I wish I could let it go
I know that I'm only one step away
From turning around

Can you still see the heart of me
all my agony fades away
when you hold me in your embrace

Don't turn me down
for all i need
make my heart a better place
give me something I can believe
Don't turn it down
what's left of me
make my heart a better place

i've tried many times but nothing was real
make it fade away
don't break me down
I want to believe that this is for real
save me from my fear
don't turn me down

don't turn me down
for all i need
make my heart a better place

don't tear me down
for all i need
make my heart a better place
give me something i can believe
don't tear ït down
what's left of me
make my heart a better place

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* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

* HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. (this is me )

* FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

* GRIND METAL The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

* DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

* GOTHIC METAL The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist. (vedeti? tot la mine se intorc )

* INDUSTRIAL METAL The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

* SPEED METAL Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

* CHRISTIAN METAL The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

* GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* BATTLE METAL The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

* NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

* EMO The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway. (vedeti? emo is lame. heavy metal is good)

* GRUNGE The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other mosha's due to the over consumption of white cider.

* POP-PUNK The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't f*ck him either, because he likes ska.

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