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        <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:25:35 PDT</pubDate>        
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                <title>So bad at this</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 08:40:19 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">So bad at this</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Ah isn't it nice when a person compliments you? :dummy:<br /><br />Unless that person is me in which case you might get really horrible puns thrown in to the mix.<br />I'm sorry :B<br />But not really.<br /><br />Anyway these fun little things are for the winners of my bday giveaway! If you would like to make your own for a friend or something it's really easy, all you need is a 300x300 photoshop canvas and some Free photoshop badge shapes. And the will to draw a tiny character over it.<br /><br />In order of above requested:<br /><br />:iconmiinyuu: :iconmoodyteapot: :icont3h-b4n3: :iconnightwind-dragon: :iconmary-oldacre: :iconscarydestiny: :iconarthurjones93:  :iconkittykattat:   :iconh ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Galileo Figaro</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 09:17:30 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Galileo Figaro</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ So on the weekend we had this huge ass lightning storm, which over here is like seeing a sasquatch it just doesn't happen that often.<br /><br />There was sheet lightning every two seconds with fork lightning every now and then, bucketed down with rain like nobodies business and when the storm came more over the house the thunder was like hearing a rolling sonic boom overhead to the point where you could feel the ground shake beneath you. Thing lasted for about three hours and near the last hour of it the power across the entire island cut out :XD: Some of the landlines and internet access are still patchy as lightning struck the internet tower and bur ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Complimentary Badges [update]</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 09:26:09 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Hello everyone it's my birthday tomorrow which is something i have only remembered just then :B<br />So if you're wondering that is why this is such short notice lol.<br /><br />Anyway usually i have some sort of silly giveaway thing around my bday BUT NOT THIS YEAR BECAUSE I'M LAZY haha no i lie there's still a giveaway let's not break tradition eh.<br /><br />This year i'll be doing tiny digital complimentary badges (in honour of Harmony Day). And when i say complimentary i mean it more so in the way that they'll have a random compliment written on them :XD: Because you know it's nice when other people feel nice about themselves. They'll look something like this ( ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Swell Season</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:28:34 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Swell Season</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Though i might share some photos! :dummy: The waves are pretty high this year which rather cuts down on fun because<br />You can't swim at the cove because you'll probably drownYou can't jump off the jetty because you'll probably drownThe ship can't come in because it will probably drown is too rough, so not much fresh food coming in for at least another week lolSome idiot/s let the fuel supply on the island run too low before trying to get a fuel ship in, which they can't do right now, so we're on $20 a day refuel rations (that sounds like enough, but over here it costs like $2 per litre so yeah aha |D )<br />Anyway, this is down at the cove in the  ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Gonna be the one who's havering to you</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 08:10:55 PST</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Darqx' status for Valentines Day and the other 364 days of the year:<br /><br />    &#10066; single<br /><br />    &#10066; taken<br /><br />    &#10004; Letting my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen, firing arrows into the sunset<br /><br />Hello folks and welcome to another exciting edition of FREE V-DAY LOVE! :dummy:<br />Are you :iconforeveraloneplz: this Valentines Day? Feeling bitter towards those lovey dovey couples who keep buying shit and cooing over and groping each other indecently in public? Irritated with the over commercialisation? Feeling left out? Want something to smile at?<br /><br />WELL THEN FEAR NOT. :iconhandsomeonionplz:<br /><br />For the simple payment of you comment ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>A+ card trades :D</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2013 08:20:26 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">A+ card trades :D</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I just thought i'd show these off since i finally got my scanner to not be a knucklehead :dummy: Well it still is kind of stupid but at least i've re-figured out the settings for it lol<br /><br />Anyway last year i sent out some original character trading cards for an Xmas art trade, which you can see here over at my tumblr :D<br /><br />These are the freaking fantabulous things i've currently got in return! :squee:<br /><br />From :iconcold-creature:<br />Fellow Aussie! I always seem to get your cards first...probably since we live in a technical "close" proximity to each other compared to everyone else XD BUT HOMG LOOOOOOOOK AT THESE BEAUTIES I MEAN SERIOUSLY. They're prin ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>You've always wanted to see a crab spawning right?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 07:23:52 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">You've always wanted to see a crab spawning right?</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ So last week i woke up at 4:30am to rock on down to the beach and watch the red crabs throw their brood into the ocean. I've lived here for so long and haven't even seen them do it in person because i couldn't be arsed getting up that early before |D<br /><br />Anyway i spent a lot of time injuring myself (i fell off a rock and bruised my toe because what is a sense of balance that early in the morning) and rescuing red crabs from drowning. They can't actually swim or breathe underwater for very long and some of them get washed out by the tide and drown shortly after "giving birth" so yeah. One of the little fuckers i carried back out of the water nipp ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Tis a season full of folly! (fa la la la la)</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2012 20:31:53 PST</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ :iconchristmas-tree2plz: Merry Christmas everybody!<br />I hope your Christmas was awesome and that you all had a good time wining and dining and ripping open wrapped boxes and partying!<br /><br />As for me i can't decide whether this Christmas of 2012 was a hilarious catastrophe with really good moments or just really good but with some hilarious catastrophes :XD: First off it kind of didn't feel like Christmas - apparently this was a common mood according to tumblr; my theory is that everyone was so set to die on the 21st that when that didn't happen it was like oh shit yeah everybody we have to get ready for Christmas now MAD SCRAMBLE lol :nuu:<br /><br />Anyway ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>ALL THE THINGS</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/ALL-THE-THINGS-338917473</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 05:38:45 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">ALL THE THINGS</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ :iconallthethings2plz: Cards<br />If you're on this list then we are card and art trading (cept for you Magma, you get a postcard lol)! As usual there is a mix of people i've been doing this with prior and a few new faces :dummy:<br /><br />Please note me your addy ASAP and i'll note you mine, but comment here with the OC you want me to draw (this is so i can keep track without scrawling through my notes lol).<br /><br />:iconautumn-equinox: :icont3h-b4n3: :iconmcalli: :iconemeytroi: :iconcold-creature: :iconmulti-arts: :icondalal-n: :iconko-chan: :icongatobob: :iconkikiraangel: :iconlocksy-v: :iconprickjohnny: :iconmagmanorn:<br /><br />As for me, i'd really love anything to ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Cardumblr</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2012 05:02:26 PST</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ :icon0u0plz: The title of this thing makes no sense until you separate them into their singular components.<br /><br />Tumblr<br />Yep i now kinda have one, right here:<br /><br />Which i'm still not entirely sure what to do with so i've just been throwing some doodles on there and reblogging shit from :devmarleepup: :XD: Now all i need to do is actually learn how to navigate that place properly |D I have noticed that my net connection seems to be against me on that front though aaaaaaahhh<br /><br />Feel free to add me there, and if you're one of my friends on here and have one that'll be cool too because i think i need more than Puppy to reblog from lol! :dummy:<br /><br />Christmas  ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Halloween treats contest</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2012 11:57:34 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ :iconghost-plz: Hello friends! I've finally gotten my hands on my new Intuos5 and to get back into the swing of drawing (as well as to get into the Halloween spirit and also just cos) i thought we could have some fun with a little mini contest :dummy:<br /><br />:iconghostdivider1plz::iconghostdivider2plz::iconghostdivider3plz:<br /><br />Marcus and Zeke need a bit of a hand ~<br /><br />They want to make some special Halloween treats to share with the gang, however they can't decide what treats everyone would like best! This is where you come in ;)<br /><br />How you can help<br />Design a delicious Halloween morsel that you think one of the main HH boys (A.E.D, Izm, Wei Ren, Zeke or  ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>You'd think this would be sweet</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2012 09:55:27 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Ohai guys check out my cup of delicious chocolate pudding.<br /><br />Hahaha just kidding :dummy:<br />That's not really chocolate pudding.<br /><br />That's what happens when you don't have any potatoes so you add a purple carrot to your pumpkin soup.<br /><br />Still tastes alright though :lol:<br />:icongindrinksakeplz: ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>12, a HHhundred and au gusta</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 09:29:10 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I AM A BORING PERSON. THIS IS JUST SOME TIDBITS OF STUFF SO THAT YOU ALL DON'T THINK I'M DEAD AS WELL AS BORING LOL.<br />AU GUSTA > AUGUST > MEGUSTA GEDDIT I AM SO WITTY.<br /><br />Actually a couple of interesting things happened to me whilst i was off on the mainland, including but not limited to:<br />Meeting my sister's Scooby-Doo dog for the first time. If it was darker brown, could talk and a Great Dane instead of part Mastiff it would literally be Scooby-Doo :XD:<br />Having a sleepover at my friend's house and me and Stephen just constantly freaking out poor :devt-lorie: by randomly slithering around the couch she was sleeping on as well as stealing her D ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Transit of FUCKING CLOUDS GET OUT OF THE WAY</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 08:18:53 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Transit of FUCKING CLOUDS GET OUT OF THE WAY</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I could describe how my morning went but i think it's best summed up in horribly drawn pink doodles :P Think of this as the Cliff's Notes version.<br /><br />DESPERATE TIMES CALLS FOR DESPERATE DESPERATENESS.<br />But at least I can say that i saw it in real life! I love the fact we can get away with these shenanigans at work :XD:<br /><br />And yes, i do have a photo of me with a retarded looking box over my head, somewhere.<br /><br /> ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>6 tips to create a character (...kinda)</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 09:43:53 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Well technically this should be titled "DARQX' TIPS FOR CHARACTER CREATION BOOYAH" or something along those lines - emphasis on DARQX and TIPS which i almost mistyped as "tits" and that would just be incorrect :B<br /><br />:icondarqxplz:<br />:icontuxedoplz: Now excuse me whilst i put on my salesperson voice...<br /><br />Do you want to create a character but don't know where to start? Maybe you just need some tips for a more realistic character? Here at Darqx' easy used car character tips, we can help!<br /><br />Let's begin shall we? :lol: I'll be using the Hedone High boys as my examples.<br /><br />Tip #1: Hai baby, what's your concept?<br />If you were looking for a date this pick-up ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>A magnificent tale of complete idiocy</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 08:15:42 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ STARRING: :iconpurple-dplz::iconpurple-aplz::iconpurple-rplz::iconpurple-qplz::iconpurple-xplz:<br /><br />Somehow i have in my possession every single piece of technology known to man that likes to randomly stop working. They can be completely fine the day before no worries, and then the next day when i turn on the computer as per usual BAM I'M SORRY PERMISSION DENIED.<br /><br />So yah today my wacom tablet went on the fritz.<br /><br />my wacom tablet<br />my wacom tablet<br />wacom tablet<br />:iconfliptableplz:<br /><br />You know that feeling you get that's kind of a cross between disbelief and "haha very funny technology"? And then once you try the normal methods of unplugging and replu ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>How to comment muro LIKE A BOSS</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/How-to-comment-muro-LIKE-A-BOSS-297422072</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 09:43:20 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ You will need:<br />At least one (1) friend willing to waste time muro-ing with you<br />:star: Bonus points if said friend lives halfway across the world with major time difference, meaning times spent still awake at 3am in the morning<br />More time than you know what to do with OR the will to procrastinate<br />Mouse or a tablet (tablet is better)<br />...Snacks<br /><br />The method (+ tip)<br />Click the "Add Drawing" button when commenting and just go with it :la:<br />TIP: Personally i like to use the Webink or Sketch brush with webbiness/strokes turned off. These two brushes give crispier lines :lol:<br />And if you're seriously dedicated you might end up with something like  ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>No one should take themselves so seriously</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 09:18:53 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I never wanna act my age<br />What's my age again?<br />What's my age again?<br /><br />It's my birthday :dummy:<br /><br />My laptop decided to thoughtfully gift me with the 3, E, D and C keys randomly just...not working when i turned it on today, so i'm typing this using a Mac keyboard propped haphazardly against it at a somewhat 45o angle :iconotlplz: I swear it's a deliberately inbuilt flaw or something - every additional year that i have it, the keyboard fails in some way lol.<br /><br />I thought i could escape my birthday at work but that was before our registrar handed me two cellophane wrapped plates (one with chocolate and meat pies and cake, the other filled with fruit ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>[insert coin here for awesome title]</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 09:30:48 PST</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Whenever i'm super quiet on DA for extended periods of time it means one of two things:<br /><br />Either i've acquired a life or i'm working on something :lol: Considering the former almost never happens it's usually the latter lol. Cos you know sometimes i think to myself "hey you know what would be good? You should animate something. It will be fun."<br /><br />You'd think by now i would have learned my lesson but i never do :B Anyway here's a preview of what i've been doing in my spare time.<br /><br />Nothing too extravagant like a game or anything, but i can pretend with these lol! :XD: The above is A.E.D's extended idle animation. He's somewhat unfinished (i should ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Pink elephants and lemonade</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:19:01 PST</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Valentines Day is one of those days where there are 3 distinct categories of people:<br />The people who enjoy it<br />The people who hate it<br />And the people who don't particularly care either way and use it as an excuse to do something vaguely related<br />Personally i fall into the last category :dummy: Mainly because i'm :iconforeveraloneplz: which at this point in time is fine by me lol.<br /><br />Anyway same deal as last year's Valentines, if you put a :flirty: somewhere in your comment on this here journal than i'll reply back with a link to a Valentines themed deviation and a short haiku or poem which may or may not make sense :XD: Refrigerators are so las ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>The trouble with parking your ship...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 20:00:46 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">The trouble with parking your ship...</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ ...Close to a cliff when a swell kicks up. And snapping one of your moorings.<br /><br />Results in your ship being battered against the cliff face, and forcing your crew to jump overboard to be rescued by Navy personnel.<br /><br />Photo by my colleague, Mr Fisher<br /><br />Further consequences include sinking and rupturing your oil tank (all that brown in the water is an oil spill.)<br /><br />Photo by my colleague, Mr Fisher<br /><br />Photo by my other colleague, from CI Parks Australia<br /><br />Compare with how the view from that angle is supposed to look...<br /><br />Due to the weather (it's been raining for two days straight and the seas are rough), and the fact we don't have any resources to deal wi ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>And the prize for quietest New Years ever goes to</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 11:13:03 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">And the prize for quietest New Years ever goes to</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ ...Guess. :P<br /><br />If you guessed DARQX then congratulations, you win this lovely free air! Because you would have guessed right! :dummy:<br /><br />2011 went out with a whimper for me, probably because it is now the year of the END OF ZE WORLD lol. Didn't have much of a party as everyone that we usually invite over had plans to go to one of three New Year parties here (they were all pay-for-ticket parties, one was a toga party, the other 70s themed and i think one was just a boozer one |D), everyone got tired early and we had small children to contend with. So there was no karaoke at godforsaken hours of the morning and we didn't even sing Auld Lang Syne t ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Belated Xmas journal is belated</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 11:37:11 PST</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Hello everybody! How was everyone's Christmas? :lol:<br /><br />Mine started at about 7am with two wailing banshees banging on and screaming Christmas greetings through my door (my niece and nephew) :XD: And because of them practically wetting themselves with excitement at all the gifts that had miraculously appeared under the tree overnight (90% of them was theirs) we ended up opening the presents early lol. I think my face throughout everything was almost like :iconhuhnoplz:...it was too early |D I'd only had like, 5 hours of sleep! And i was the only one in my PJs :grump:<br /><br />My haul was pretty alright this year; got some new shirts, a bakerboy cap and ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Chibi Trade Bonanza</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 10:46:48 PST</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I really just felt like adding "bonanza" to the title :XD: It's such a stupid looking word lol.<br /><br />So, now that :devhedonehigh: has had its Christmas give away, it is time for me to have mine :lol: As the title suggests this Christmas i have decided to do a digital version of my paper children trades! :dummy: I call these chibi types Munchibles because i kind of feel like eating them when i draw them |D. I don't know why but they remind me of popcorn for some reason.<br /><br />Here's one i prepared earlier of the human version of my monster OC Eid.<br /><br />How it works<br />This will essentially be an art trade! :lol: I'll draw a Munchible of whatever character yo ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>True story</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 07:11:39 PST</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Just something from life that i remembered! :icondarqxplz: <br />This has happened at least once.<br /><br />Also the journal needed changing since it's not Halloween anymore lol, and what better way to do that than through a journal comic! :dummy:<br /><br />In hindsight the fact that all my girl friends have rather ample chests didn't help the issue. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Get this party started</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/Get-this-party-started-266132455</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 07:40:22 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ WHAT, GUESTS ALREADY? :stare: But i'm still putting up the decorations! And i haven't finished making the pumpkin soup! :noes: You there! Yes you, stop looking at me like a stunned mullet! Take these streamers and help put them up, i don't care where as long as they make the journal look festive! Hey you! Step away from the punch with that bottle and make yourself useful by putting the chips and dip out.<br /><br />No, you may not hold this candy bowl. I'm not letting it out of my sight. What? Am i sure i have enough candy?<br /><br />Anyway, boasting about my magical candy bowl aside, if you haven't gathered already by my frantic still setting up-ness i am so u ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>C-C-C-Combo breaker</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/C-C-C-Combo-breaker-264377653</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 09:47:31 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ :iconcryforeverplz: Guys i have no idea how it happened but somehow i have zero inspiration or whatever for Halloween.<br /><br />Nothing for a dev, nothing for an event! I suppose i could always have another journal party or something...<br /><br />I was even considering having a Hedone High Candy Contest or something but well...*crickets chirp in brain* caw caw.<br /><br />In fact the only things running continuously through my head right now are "weekend" because that's what i want it to be and "I'M NEVER GONNA CARE ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATIIION" because that's the song i'm listening to at the moment lol.<br /><br />So uh...<br /><br />Enjoy my Ghostwriter Halloween CSS whilst i wrack my brai ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Luck. I have none.</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/Luck-I-have-none-261103985</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 03:30:30 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Luck. I have none.</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Edit<br />Really really have none. :iconoelplz:<br /><br />Before i managed to get to the dentist i was running my cousin's crazy ass dog, which is about slightly below knee height on me. Stupid thing decided to do an abrupt stop right in front of me and between the decision of kicking it out of the way or falling over it i chose to fall over it |D Now i have a a lovely deep and healing scrape the size of Italy on my knee and a smaller one of the palm of my left hand.<br /><br />The extraction of my wisdom teeth went well though :) And i managed to get my stitches out early (they said they'd never taken out stitches after like 4 days before lol) :w00t: Now i just go ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>HOW TO DRAW LIKE DARQX</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/HOW-TO-DRAW-LIKE-DARQX-255490019</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 10:06:49 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">HOW TO DRAW LIKE DARQX</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Now you too can draw like a pro!(gressive idiot) :dummy:<br /><br />But seriously sometimes people ask me how i draw and i don't like to tell them that this is basically what i do over a period of hours/days. If i had to condense everything into the 5 main aspects anyway. Well, except for the masterpiece panel :XD: MAYBE COS THE ENTIRE PROCESS IS JUST DODGY.<br /><br /> ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>I'M NOT HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMEEENT</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 10:17:57 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ BUT THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES.<br />THIS IS ENTERTAINING.<br />KINDA.<br /><br />:iconehhhhplz:<br /><br />My sister told me that my subconscious was telling me to make a cheesy B-grade action film with HH.<br />:iconadamblackpp: ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Introduce yourself</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/Introduce-yourself-245627026</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 09:09:37 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Introduce yourself</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND<br /><br />So here's a question for you all: What do you look like?<br /><br />Or more specifically, how do you draw yourself and how does this representation differ from your actual self? aside from the obvious fact that you will probably not draw yourself hyper realistically =d<br /><br />:iconikissitplz:<br /><br />For example here's how i've been drawing myself lately (this one is in b+w BECAUSE I CAN LOL)<br /><br />For the most part this is accurate as i have those clothes (that's meant to be a skeleton jacket but i fail at ribcage), although my hair is a bitch to draw so i kinda hodgepodge it so it looks similar but isn't :XD: If i draw mys ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Kok ko deh ko ko ko ~</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 09:51:15 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Kok ko deh ko ko ko ~</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Is apparently the sound a Korean rooster makes. According to my tour guide :XD: She woke us up with that noise every time we fell asleep in the bus (among other strange but funny tendencies, such as constantly referring to herself in the 3rd person and laughing at odd things). It's nice to be back online though, i hope nothing too drastic happened whilst i was gone lol XD<br /><br />Also if there's one thing i ever learned it's that<br /><br />SUMMER IN KOREA = RAINING EVERY DAY :noes:<br />so if any of you are planning to go there make sure you go in Spring or Autumn of if you're insane and enjoy negative temperatures Winter is also viable :B<br /><br />09/07 Day 1: Welcome  ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Leaving</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/Leaving-216987120</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 11:33:35 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Leaving</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Darqx</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ At the end of the week. TODAY.<br /><br />Everyone be good now! :nuu: Also for anyone submitting things into :devhedonehigh:, please submit to the appropriate folder for if you submit to the featured folder your dev will be stuck there until i get online to confirm it :) If you have things for the featured folder, it might be best to wait til i get back.<br /><br />To <br />:iconblue-kplz::iconblue-oplz::iconblue-rplz::iconblue-eplz::iconblue-aplz:<br /><br />and Langkawi (Malaysia) for break :) Just thought i'd give you guys a heads up in the unlikely offchance anyone panics about me dying off DA for a while lol.<br /><br />Rest assured there will be a write-up and many photos like i  ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>This is proof</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/This-is-proof-218185763</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 06:36:00 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ That all of our common spiders over here are mutated.<br />This is a common jungle spider. Although i don't really recall them being common until recently...<br /><br />You'd think that it being a jungle spider it would have the common decency to stay there but no it set up shop in my backyard instead :/ ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>You know it's concerning when</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 10:33:20 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">You know it's concerning when</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Darqx</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ You talk to yourself on the same level that i talk to myself :XD:<br /><br />I was playing with a desktop recorder i downloaded, and for some tests made runthroughs of :thumb206735729:. The vid quality is not too good to handle the colours in the pic and listening to myself talk is hilariously bad (it seems when i'm essentially talking to myself i just dont stop |D) so that will probably be a no go lol. :iconfoxwhoopsplz:<br /><br />Trust me you do not want to hear me speak, i am doing you all a favour keeping mute :B<br /><br />In other news there seems to be a sudden flux of people who are bored/crazy enough to try their hand at some HH cosplay :lol: I am intrigued beyo ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>A DYNAMIC RESCUE</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/A-DYNAMIC-RESCUE-219695608</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 08:40:11 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">A DYNAMIC RESCUE</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Darqx</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ If you judge dynamic by me yelling at a drain and then almost falling head first into it, then yes, yes it was :B<br /><br />So yesterday as i was coming home for lunch i hear this shrill peeping, and wondering where it was coming from i glanced down where the sound was the loudest and saw a baby chicken down in the drain.<br /><br />It looked rather pathetic standing amongst the leaf litter and wearing a cobweb as a hat. Can't just leave a titchy little thing like that to die a lonely death in a drain can you?<br /><br />But of course it's a chicken and they're like...programmed to run away from anything bigger than them and there's two open drainage tunnels which makes  ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Hey guess what :B</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 08:44:34 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Hey guess what :B</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Next Monday Today is the "Day-i-was-shunted-out-of-my-mother's-womb" day :lol:<br />I really think you should all send me lovely muro spam bday cards :iconteheplz:<br /><br />Thankyou everyone for all the lovely bday wishes and muro bday cards! :D (there were all so awesome that while typing this sentence i misspelled everyone to read everyrye :B). And here is the kick ass bday gift art i received from people :love:<br /><br />:thumb201786622: :thumb201501120: :thumb201602759:<br /><br />My bday morning was more or less extremely exciting in the way of i played computer games all day ...neopets. I was bored. and cleaned my room :dummy: Then i had dinner with my family (yay st ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Eventful</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/Eventful-220149239</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 23:06:20 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Eventful</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ So this year not only have we had flooding in QLD, cyclones around Australia, an earthquake in New Zealand, but now Japan's had an 8.9 earthquake followed by a gigantic tsunami. And their nuclear reactor has the possibility of being on the verge of a meltdown. Starting to look like the 7 signs of the Apocalypse coming true or something :hmm: Kinda strange to think i was just in some of those areas in Japan last year too...hope our tour guide and those geisha ladies are alright...<br /><br />2012 here we come i guess.<br /><br />Actually an interesting thing i noticed when watching the news and youtube vids was just how calm the Japanese seem to be in such a situ ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>&amp;#9733;Yay pinboard + 10 ways to piss me off</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 09:11:41 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">&amp;#9733;Yay pinboard + 10 ways to piss me off</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ OH HEY GUYS I HAVE ART BLOCK LOL.<br /><br />Actually that's not true i have ideas but somewhere within me i'm like "I'M SORRY YOU WANT TO DRAW? WELL TOO BAD TEEHEE."<br />Because yes i do enjoy talking to myself and answering my own questions.<br /><br />Will have to force myself to do something later :B Somehow. Story of my life.<br /><br />Anyway exciting things are happening which you will know about if you follow my Twitface lol. Basically the power station here has enough fuel to give us approx. 14 days worth of electricity before *POOF!* no more power for the whole island. Apparently there's a fuel ship that's been sitting off our coast for like...a week...but they can ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>FML OTL</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/FML-OTL-220880870</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 09:00:21 PST</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Ok, so today something really nice happened :lol: followed by something completely and utterly horrible :depressed:<br /><br />Starting with the nice thing, i somehow managed to be one of the winners for one of the mini contests that :devpremiummembers: was running :w00t: Don't ask me how i'm not sure myself lol. It was a really nice surprise and i can't wait to get my keychains and stickers :)<br /><br />A few hours after that and that's when the not so nice surprise decided to rear its ugly head.<br />Was nicely surfing my usual sites when (and i'm fully blaming this on an infected ad or something, cos i have no idea how i contracted it)<br /><br />"Antivira AV" tried to fu ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Flagged!</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/Flagged-221531809</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 11:38:05 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Flagged!</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Me and :iconlocks-gurl: had this short convo wherein i said that since sometimes people commented on my stuff with something like "*waves [insert Hedone Higher's name] flag*", i should make little flag graphics for people to print and cut out to wave :XD:<br /><br />Locksy was like "DO IT. DO IT NOW."<br /><br />So i lol'd and i did :iconex-pensive:<br /><br />Hedone High w00t Flags!<br />Ever wanted to express your support by waving a flag?! Ever actually typed out "waves ____ flag" in a comment and wished you actually had a flag to wave instead of a cheap text version of said waving?!<br /><br />Well now you can! :lol:<br /><br />How I do this?<br />Simply print out your favourites of the followin ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Wow, I haven't talked to you guys since LAST YEAR</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 21:46:28 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Wow, I haven't talked to you guys since LAST YEAR</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Technically, that is true :B Tehe.<br /><br />Happy New Years everybody! Hope you spent the last of 2010 well :)<br /><br />The first part of my night was spent playing Tap Tap Revenge 4 and threatening death upon my cousins because they were playing "handball" (more like hand-ditch-the-ball-at-each-other) and they managed to hit my TV once and Right twice because THEIR AIMING SUCKS D< Then we ate dinner.<br /><br />Afterwards we watched the Sydney Harbour fireworks on TV (1 hour early, since their timezone is different lol. Texted my friends then too) with a handful of loud-as-hell kids and then karaoke'd in my living room with everyone else :lol: KARAOKE TIL 2AM BABY! H ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Ding Dong Merrily on High!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 02:30:08 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Ding Dong Merrily on High!</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ :iconletter-mplz::iconletter-eplz::iconletter-rplz::iconletter-rplz::iconletter-yplz:<br />:iconletter-xplz::iconletter-mplz::iconalphabetars::iconletter-splz::iconchristmastimeplz:<br /><br />It's here!<br /><br />There's a party in my pants in this journal and you're all invited! Why not come and add your own OC cookies to the journal jar? :D Just bake them in my journal Muro oven! I've already set it to 180°C so it should be fine by the time you get here ;)<br />:icongingerbreadlaplz::iconchristmasla::iconsantalaplz:<br /><br />On Christmas Day, i bring to you<br />A quintet of characters, dressed for the mood<br />An elf, and an angel (irony, again)<br />A santa, a reindeer, and min ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Today I woke up to a not very good day</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 06:25:41 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Today I woke up to a not very good day</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ My first clue that something was wrong today was that the Hospital rang to cancel my mother's dental appointment without any warning.<br /><br />My second clue was when i arrived at work and one of the first things i noticed out of the ordinary was one of my colleagues was crying. Two if you count the other colleague trying to comfort her.<br /><br />The third clue was that the colleague that works in IT with me wasn't in the office before me when usually he is. He came in an hour later; ankle bandaged, glasses missing and scrapes all down his arms and legs.<br /><br />As it turns out, this morning a lot of people down at Settlement (which is a town area of the Island clo ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>BEHOLD, card traders</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/BEHOLD-card-traders-222438141</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 11:16:22 PST</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ As much as i would love to send cards to everybody that expressed interest unfortunately that is just not possible at this moment in time :forgiveme:<br /><br />So i went through each page of comments and picked people out at random (aside from those i'd traded with before and who wanted to do so again) :B Card trades are as follows!<br /><br />:icondalal-n::iconlocks-gurl::icon6thecloakednocturne9::icondrmuffinsandtea::icon02011029::iconcold-creature::iconscissorsmith::icongatobob::iconpunchbagbobsrevenge::iconwondering-antagonist::icon1337zombiez::iconcrystalrobot:<br /><br />That's approx 5 that i've done last year + 7 new ones this year lol. Everyone on the above list ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Don't be such a card</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 07:50:54 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Don't be such a card</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Send them to me instead! :dummy:<br /><br />Well, Christmas is kinda just around the corner and we are cleaning up around the house like crazy so we can put up the decorations! :faint: And when my parents say spring clean, whoowee they mean spring clean. I've just spent the last three days taking crap down, sweeping ceilings and brushing down walls lol.<br /><br />Anyway, mom and i went overboard on card buying (srsly we were just like FUCK YEAH BUY BUY BUY) so i have a few extra ones on hand :) As such i was thinking that in anticipation for the holiday season why not do a card trade like i did last year? :la:<br /><br />How it works is we both send each other Xmas cards ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Said the spider to the fly</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 11:49:50 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ ...JOURNALWEEN PARTY<br /><br />For those of us without lives who have some time to spare :lol: yeah i brought back the Halloween CSS just for this journal lol<br /><br />Anyway i'm having a Journalween party :dummy: IT'S A HALLOWEEN PARTY IN A JOURNAL, I LIKE TO STATE THE OBVIOUS :B<br /><br />You're all invited! You may bring your OCs or FCs, but you all gotta be dressed up otherwise i will put you on kitchen duty and you have to help me clean the place up after everyone's gone :P<br /><br />How do i party?<br />Never been to a party before? Fear not my little monsters, it's all quite simple :iconimchuffedplz: Just like the last journal entry, just send a comment drawing (go to add a ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>OH HEY GUESS WHAT</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 23:25:33 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">OH HEY GUESS WHAT</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ APPARENTLY you can now DRAW in journal comments...<br /><br />:iconimchuffedplz:<br /><br />Feel free to spam this journal with awesome comment drawings. Just click "Add drawing" and away you go!<br /><br />On another note<br />Since it is the month of Halloween and due to the above, I thought it would be fun and coolbeans to try something called *TA TA TA DAAAA* :star: Chibi Comment Commissions.<br /><br />Basically they are small little commissions done entirely through this journal :) yes they cost money/points<br /><br />AND IF IT DOESNT WORK OUT THAT'S COOLBEANS TOO. IT'LL BE FUN TO SEE PEOPLE'S MURO DRAWINGS ON THIS THING :iconteheplz:<br /><br />HOW: <br />If you want one comment here with "TRICK OR TR ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Sometimes i wish, i could cry on demand</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 03:32:12 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Sometimes i wish, i could cry on demand</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Boo hoo, boo hoo.<br /><br />Right is now operating with a large hole in his back :|<br />This is because i've had to remove his battery.<br /><br />Apparently after i tried to do a battery calibration for the first time in a year (this is when you fully charge your battery and then let it fully discharge until the comp shuts off. Needed to do it because the battery meter went shonky), the battery went and died on me lol.<br /><br />I charged it all of last night until the charge light went off but still, the battery charge never goes above 15% and as soon as i unplug the AC Right shuts himself off. HP battery check says it needs to be replaced so there goes about $130-$170 : ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>I'm dying</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 10:14:43 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">I'm dying</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I used a spray can under the pretense that the window was open.<br /><br />It wasn't :iconwthplz:<br /><br />Also that room did not = as ventilated as i thought it was.<br /><br />Either way these were the fruits of my labor and potential shaving off of 10 years of my life:<br /><br />Sorry for the pitiful photographs |D I couldn't find a good light source and everywhere i tried to take photos of them came out shonky lol. The back cover has what their fave ice cream flavour is. I'll upload better photos at some stage :)<br /><br />They're A6 (so like...14cm x 10.5cm) size with lined paper and i will probably sell them for $13-$14 AUD (not including postage) or something. And mayhaps if i get ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>And not very sensible eiiiither</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:59:52 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">And not very sensible eiiiither</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I AM CONDUCTING...AN EXPERIMENT :iconimthinkingplz:<br /><br />Well not really an experiment per say, but if it fails to be used then i have no qualms with ditching it lol :XD: Basically i've shoved in a HH :halfliquid: Forum component onto my main page (you can find it in between the Critique box and the Llama Farm box) JUST FOR YOU GUYS :P<br /><br />Feel free to make use of it to discuss things with each other - maybe you'd like to talk about your favourite Hedone High boys or pairings, or ask me questions about my art and characters (if you're shy you can anon at my Formspring instead), or whatever I'M NOT TOO FUSSED ABOUT ANY OF THE TOPICS YOU MAKE LOL unle ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>DA BDAY FEATURES [closed]</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 21:08:16 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Because i am a sad mofo i didn't have time to get anything fun planned for DA's 10th bday which it has been over here for about 14 hours now lol, so here, in order to celebrate on my profile ~<br /><br />OK GUYS I HAVE TO CLOSE THIS NOW BECAUSE DA IS WARNING ME THAT IT'S TOO BIG |D<br /><br />THE REMAINING COMMENTS ON THIS JOURNAL THAT DIDNT GET FEATURED (ends at either :devzirra--nova: or :devkattucia:) WILL BE FEATURED IN MY NEXT JOURNAL<br /><br />:iconimchuffedplz: FREE FEATURES<br /> Comment here with up to THREE of the devs you are most proud of (and a short blurb/sentence or two on yourself, if you like)<br /><br />:star: If you want to advertise that you are doing commissions i ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>What's in a name?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 10:23:52 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">What's in a name?</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ First off Right came back with the ctrl keys working and my friend totally earned that Scotch i sent down to him :lol:<br /><br />However now Foxtel is trying to cheat me out of $303 by billing me for equipment which i definitely sent back to them :iconihateitplz:<br /><br />ANYWAY.<br /><br />Whilst i was Right-less for 2 weeks i ended up doing all sorts of useless exercises like finding out what each of the Hedone Highers fave ice cream flavours were and what their names actually mean according to the internet :XD: The names thing was interesting to see how close or far away from the personality of the characters, so i'd like you to share with me!<br /><br />What's in a name?<br />Us ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>It's like a photo album in here! (Japan trip)</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:37:08 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">It's like a photo album in here! (Japan trip)</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Ohaiyo pumpkins! I arrived safely back from Japan (for the most part lol) on Friday however since i caught the flu i've spent most of my waking moments sleeping, which is why this journal entry is so late :XD: But since a few of you have been asking here is my trip in a nutshell, including awesome lomo photos we took using my cousin's iphone! :lol:<br /><br />And did i mention more than half the tour group was made up of my family lol? Considering there was like 20 people in the whole tour group i'd say that in itself was quite an accomplishment tehe.<br /><br />09/07 Day 1: The arrival<br />I SPENT MY ENTIRE FRIDAY IN AIRPORTS, I SWEAR TO GOD :noes: First we had to ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>brb</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:30:19 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Going to <br />:iconletter-jplz::iconalphabetars::iconletter-pplz::iconalphabetars::iconletter-nplz: <br />for hols.<br /><br />Please excuse me whilst i attempt to trick my cousins into eating raw horseflesh ice cream and other weird unsavoury things LOL :XD:<br /><br />If i manage rest assured there will be photos all around :laughing:<br /><br />:icongrin--plz::iconlv2plz: Smile!<br />The last journal was fairly upsetting, i know. I didn't want to leave you guys on such a mood dampening note so here's a couple of things that never fail to make me smile -<br /><br />:thumb167249058: GivesMeHope.com<br /><br /> There she is! Step 1 - "There she is"<br /><br /> There she is! Step 2 - "Cake dance"<br /><br /> There she is!  ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Murder (update 2)</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 23:56:21 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Murder (update 2)</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ My laptop is starting to scare me as it slowly seems to randomly fault minor things before seeming to fix itself. Ctrl keys are still out though.<br /><br />But that is not the purpose of this journal.<br /><br />The first murder/homicide/manslaughter in approximately 20 years just happened on the Island last night/early this morning.<br /><br />UPDATE 2<br /><br />:bulletred: Man in court over Christmas Island death<br /><br />:bulletred: Islanders unhappy at influx<br />"THE violent death of a Christmas Islander has increased tensions on the Australian territory over an influx of workers from the mainland..."<br />So apparently they were invited...but when told to leave the guy just flipped his sh ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Rest in peace ctrl keys (you fucking wankers)</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 21:30:28 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Rest in peace ctrl keys (you fucking wankers)</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ SO.<br /><br />Both the control keys on my laptop keyboard have decided to SIMULTANEOUSLY NO LONGER FUNCTION. :iconwthplz:<br /><br />It's not a software problem because i've plugged in an external keyboard and its control keys work fine. I thought i'd fixed the problem last night by using a combo key command (alt+ctrl+fn) but then when i switched on Right this morning the problem has resurfaced and doesn't want to be fixed now.<br /><br />:iconffffplz:<br /><br />Of all the damn keys in keyboard existence the one that is most commonly used for keyboard shortcuts and the like puffs out? Both at once? Randomly?!<br /><br />:iconfffuuuplz: DARQX HULK SMASH AROOGAH<br /><br />This means that i probably n ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>I was bored so i made this now do you want it?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:20:14 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">I was bored so i made this now do you want it?</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ BEFORE WE BEGIN THIS IS A COMMUNITY ADVERTISEMENT LOL<br /><br />Shout out for :icondalal-n: who is doing commissions to help pay for a trip to see her friend! She has some pretty nice trad art, and if that's your thing why not drop by her Commission's journal to see if something interests you? :) As an example of her work, just check out the giftart she is mailing to meeee fff can't wait til i get it >u ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Boom boom pow</title>
                <link>http://darqx.deviantart.com/journal/Boom-boom-pow-226005341</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 10:12:35 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Hey guiz i'm feeling a little bit bored/meh at the moment.<br /><br />So tell me about yourselves<br />Or your day<br />Or your characters - whichever strikes you first<br /><br />But do so in some sort of poetry/song format<br />Haiku, limerick, rhyme whatever<br />And i will in kind respond<br /><br />Bonus points for anyone who can make a comprehensive sentence using PLZ icons as a form of interpretive dance.<br /><br />:icongoplz:<br /><br />Oh yah here's mine --<br /><br />Today i spent five hours straight<br />Finishing up a comp update<br />(beforehand i will have you know,<br />it took three days for this point of go)<br />And tomorrow i'll be imaging more<br />Of the comps stacked on the floor<br />(well at least the images will be ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Typical tartlet reaction</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 05:36:41 PDT</pubDate>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ :iconimpressedplz: TRUFAX. It happens every time without fail lol.<br /><br />I mean not too long ago almost everyone absolutely hated Version 6 and what's this? *cups hand to ear*, you want to switch back to 6 now? I thought you hated it. Fickle aren't you? :lol:<br /><br />The other thing that's hilarious is people going "OH GAWD I'M GOING TO LEAVE NOW BECAUSE OF THE CHANGE :iconbatmanwhutplz:" That's...kind of sad, guys. It must suck to be you in real life then :XD: I'm envisioning scenarios such as these:<br /><br />:bulletblue: "OH GAWD THEY PAINTED THE BLUE OFFICE WALLS YELLOW AND CHANGED WHERE THEY KEEP THE STAPLERS, I'M LEAVING THIS JOB!"<br /><br />:bulletblue: "OH GAWD YO ]]></media:text>            
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