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                <title>well</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 18:25:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just had a piece deleted by an admin.  Not happy about it.  Was a provocative piece, but I have never before heard a negative word about it, and it did provoke the discussion that I wanted it to.  Why it is suddenly offensive 363 days after i posted it is beyond me.<br />
<br />
This is DA's page, and their duly deputized admin is at liberty, and further has an obligation to fully and fairly enforce their terms of service.  However, without throwing any stones, I am unhappy about this.<br />
<br />
Not sure what to do about this, but i have a feeling I know where it's going.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>1,000 views</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:06:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Who'd have thunk it?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>i just can't stand it</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:18:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The new Democrat talking point on Iraq appears to be that the US cannot be expected to "babysit their civil war".<br />
<br />
"babysit their civil war".<br />
<br />
As a man who is not given to making moral or emotional arguments on matters of policy, I was absolutely stunned by the simple heartlessness of that statement, which i have heard from prominent Democrats including John Kerry twice in the last week.<br />
So, having spinelessly signed on to a failing war, which i remember listeng to that vote, and except for Robert Byrd, i dont remember alot of Dem's arguing against it, they are now disowning the the policy that they spinelessly endorsed, AND THEY ARE BLAMING THE VICTIMS OF THIS FAILED POLICY FOR THE PROBLEMS THAT ANY MORON COULD HAVE PREDICTED WOULD OCCUR SHOULD SAID POLICY BE ENACTED.<br />
<br />
This is a level of callousness that I generally associate with the Republicans.<br />
<br />
I have always said that Democrats pander to people's guilt and compassion, and Republicans pander to their fear and greed.  It appears that this may be in the process of changing.<br />
<br />
/me spits<br />
a pox on both our houses... ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>Oversaid on the web</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:11:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [08:48] <DeMolay> well i am glad that the guy who VP Snarly shot in the face had the good sense to appologize to the VP for all the trouble he put him through<br />
[08:48] <DeMolay> i mean<br />
[08:49] <DeMolay> snarly has secrtet meeting to attend, and torture to authorize...he doesnt have time to deal with some old coot who was stupid enough to put his face in the way of the Imperial Shotgun Pellets<br />
[08:50] <DeMolay> poor snarly<br />
[08:50] <DeMolay> life is so unfair<br />
[08:53] <Trident> yeh<br />
[08:53] <Trident> screw'd isnt it<br />
[09:00] * DeMolay stabs Tri in the throat for a cigarette<br />
[09:01] <DeMolay> NOW APPOLOGIZE, BITCH<br />
[09:01] <DeMolay> YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER MY KNIFE<br />
[09:01] <DeMolay> AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY GODDAMN CIGS<br />
[09:01] <Trident> heh<br />
[09:01] <Trident> im sorry -_-<br />
[09:02] <DeMolay> damn right you are ]]></description>
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                <title>Mission Accomplished!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:25:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ and by that i mean a short term goal in a long term guerilla slog of a conflict has been flawlessly achieved to much fanfare and good press.  <br />
i didn't have to punch the wife OR smoke anybody's liver.  she was so happy, i'm happy(but stabby...stabbier than usual), life's good.  and stabby.<br />
god bless the nice people of Nicorette.<br />
<br />
it's easy to be cocky after 5 days, and time will tell.  the Nicohadeen are a notoriously wily and persistent adversary. ]]></description>
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                <title>love is...muttermuttermutter...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2006 19:29:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Most anyone who reads this is pretty well known to me on some level or other, and while i love each and every one of you deeply, I tell you this:<br />
at the moment I would tear all of your livers out in turn with my teeth if i thought i could light one of them and smoke it and get lovely, delicious nicotine.<br />
<br />
When I got the Wife diamond earrings for xmas, while it was not required, I was honestly expecting something along the lines of happy tears and/or sex.  Her immediate reaction was to say, "What I really wanted was for you to quit smoking."<br />
<br />
She is so romantic.<br />
<br />
Well, vday is tuesday, and i been chewing nicorettes since friday at 5pm.  Since I only really smoke in my computer room with the door colsed and she dont come in much, I may be able to maintain the element of surprise.  She could be humoring me too.  She's pretty sharp and I must smell hella different.<br />
<br />
It's not like she nags me all the time, but she does work at an oncology lab, and is a worry wart to begin with, so I know it bothers her alot.  It is only for her that I would or could do this, and the gum helps, but its being able to tell her that I haven't had a cigarette in 4 days on Tuesday is what kept me pure this weekend.<br />
<br />
If this does not get me my tears and/or sex, i am punching her. ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>Gnawing thoughts</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2006 09:02:43 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Civil Society-<br />
This week has seen rioting in the Arab/Islamic world in reaction to a cartoon or cartoons which depicted the Prophet (a)at all and (b)in a context or contexts which may or may not have held him up to ridicule.  I have not seen these cartoons, but have heard widely varying descriptions of the content and context.  This has provoked a number of thoghts in me.<br />
On the one hand, though I am a devout and frothing atheist, I generally feel it is not helpful to go around offending people on the deep and irrational, and implaccable, level that religious offense represents.  It is particularly unhelpful in a conflict which one or more of the participants regard as religiously motivated.  Whether the rioters are right or wrong, this outcome was hardly unforseeable.(on a side note, David Brooks is still an asshole)<br />
On the other hand, I have all of the sympathy and positive regard for these rioters as i did for the Merry-Christmas-Taliban, that is none.  Just becuase you devoutly believe in your primitive tribal superstitions and are bound by their tenets does not me that I have to be.  Perhaps the problem is not so much religion(which I DO believe IS a problem) as the idea that you can violently redress verbal offense.<br />
<br />
Iran-<br />
The war drums are beating, the buzz is building, the basic motivating lies are being repeated uncritically until they become assumptions.  Get ready, it's coming.<br />
The big lie is this: it's not that we don't want Iran to have the same rights as any other soveriegn states to pursue whatever internal development policies it wants, it's because they will share nuclear technology with terrorists.  The administration in the past has specifically cited Al Qaida as a group with whom they might share, but I am starting to see a bit more ambiguity.<br />
Now let me address the Al Q/Iran axis.  This is just foolish.  All of the religious and political differences that existed between Saddam and Osamma and which were cited as reasons that the two would not cooperate(which as it turned out, they didn't), exist betwen Al Q and Iran, only moreso.  Not only do Iranian Shiites and Wahabbis just frigging hate each other(each group regarding the other as apostates and usurpers), but Al Q and the Jihadi movement in general is largely made up of Arabs(not toally) and the Iranians are ethnicly Persian.  Americans may not know the difference, BUT THEY DO.  In fact, two weeks ago a bomb exploded in a southern Iranian city just before president Amedinajad was set to visit; one of the theories was that the bomb had been planted by the locals who belong to an oppressed minority within Iranian society.  Anyone tell me the ethnicity of this oppressed minority?  That's right.  Arabs.<br />
There are armed groups whom the Iranians do support, Hezbollah, Hammas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad.  I saw US News and World Report call these 3 groups "the most dangerous terrorists in the world".  Dangerous to whom?  Compared to the Jihadis, these 3 groups are incredibly centralized and disciplined and their war aims, the destruction of Israel, are quite limited.  I understand that the obligation to allies is quite important in this world, but for quite some time the Israeli-US alliance has been quite one sided and problematic for the US, and the Israelis certainly pursue their own interests heedless of it's effect on their allies(which all states can be reasonably expected to do), while the US government has seemingly pursued Israeli interests with equal vigor and heedlessness.  I do not consider Israeli interests all that important, at least not more important than US interests.<br />
<br />
Hammas-cracy-<br />
It's a good thing that the US government came out this week stating flatly that we would not deal with Hammas if it reamins the organization that it is.  If there is one thing that the United States CANNOT afford to start doing in it's effort to promote democratic change in the middle east, it's to start dealing with freely and fairly elected governments.<br />
<br />
Virgin Wool-<br />
How do they know?<br />
<br />
<br />
ok, i am ranted out. ]]></description>
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                <title>Oversaid on the web</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 16:06:09 PST</pubDate>
                
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                <title>John Murtha is an asshole</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2005 08:05:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I did not support this war, and that is no secret.  I thought it was a bad idea based on stupid and plainly false assertions, and which would lead to a tar-baby of a conflict that would last for years.<br />
In the time that the war has been going on, I have come to think that this war is going to be much worse for the United States than Vietnam was.   In Vietnam, the US inserted itself into a pre-existing conflict where the area was already about quite mobilized and chaotic, and when the US pulled out, there was a centralized, organized state-player to come in and impose order and prevent the country from degenerating into a failed state a la Afghanistan.  Yes there was score settling and the Boat People got fucked, but again, it did not turn ito Afghanistan or Somalia.<br />
In Iraq, the US kicked over the ant hill of a functioning state and there is no third party capable of imposing order if we leave.  The Saudis won't do it, they have problems and priorities of their own.  Ditto the Syrians.  Incidentally, neither one of them has the muscle eiother.  The Kurds would NEVER tolerate any Turkish involvement, and if the Turks tried, their worst nightmares about thier Kurdish troubles would come true.  I don't think that the Turks lack the will or brutality to fight that fight, but whatever effect it would have on Turkey and the world, it would make a meaningful Turkish intervention in Iraq impossible.<br />
Does anyone believe that the US would sit still for Iran's moving in to Iraq?  Maybe someone does, but I don't.<br />
One of the reasons that the US is hated in Afghanistan is that after the war against the Russians, which we no shit assisted them to win and which assistance did buy us some no shit good will at the time, we just left them with their power vacuum and heavilly armed warlords and didnt lift a finger or say a word while things got so bad THAT THE GODDAMN TALIBAN LOOKED LIKE A GOOD IDEA!  That is to say, we helped kick over the ant hill, and then left them to their fate.<br />
<br />
Gettig to the title of this post, John Murtha is a fucking asshole.  He voted to kick over the ant hill and now he beats his breast about how badly its going.  A guy on my bus tried to tell me Mr. Murtha was on the right track.  I told this guy that I play alot of stratgey games on my PC, and when i launch an attack that goes badly, usually i go back to my last saved game and either adjust my tatctics in order to avoid the mistakes i made.  I also pointed out that probably 200,000 Iraqis have already died, AND THIS WAR IS NOT A FUCKING GAME AND YOU DONT JUST GET TO WALK AWAY FROM IT WHEN ITS GOING BADLY.<br />
We should not be there in the first place, but leaving the Iraqi people to their fate at this point would make the strategic bliunder of starting the war in the first place look positively wise. ]]></description>
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                <title>Please hate along with me</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:28:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Charles Norton of ******, NY, is a fuck.  I hate him.  May his super-tiny-clitoris-sized-penis be ripped off by an escalator.<br />
<br />
My only consolation is this, he is old and will be dead and in hell soon.<br />
<br />
Eat Shit, Mr. Norton. ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>overheard on the web</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2005 09:28:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [12:23] <Oboe> why is my internet so crap lately?<br />
[12:24] <DeMolay> illegal immigration?<br />
[12:24] <Dram> gay marriage?<br />
[12:25] <Oboe> yes, of course<br />
[12:25] <Oboe> those gays<br />
[12:25] <Oboe> and those arabs<br />
[12:25] * Oboe shakes fist ]]></description>
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                <title>Party Gone Out Of Bounds</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2005 08:42:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Who's to blame when situations de-gen-er-ate?<br />
Dis-gus-ting things you'd never an-ti-ci-pate..."  -B-52's, "Party out of bounds"<br />
<br />
The finger pointing has begun.<br />
<br />
The reasons for the tragedy in New Orleans are manifold and nested.  You can tick off a series of federal decisions(war, deploying the NG in Iraq, stripping the levee money) which made this into a fiasco as well as a catastrophe.<br />
<br />
But who is responsible for these decisions?  Who put in power politicians who promised tax cuts and expanded services?  70% of...who?...supported this war?  Who has been supporting the proposition the "Government is the problem" since 1980?  Who, again since about the election of Ronald Reagan, have repeatedly supported "entitlement refrom" which could best be summarized as "Operation Fuck The Poor"?  Who elected these guys who all the fingers are pointed at?<br />
<br />
YOU DID!  I DID!  WE DID! <br />
<br />
In a nation where the most popular financing products going are "interest-only" mortgages and balloon-payment car loans(both of which are marketed with the word Smart in their name), how can anyone be surprised that levee money(long-term, abstract investment) was stripped away to fund a (until quite recently and to some extent still) very popular war?<br />
<br />
Have 70% of US families sent a child to go fight in the war that they supported?  If they had, how many more LA National Guardsmen would have been in LA?<br />
<br />
I am generally so cynical and know enough world history that it is quite difficult to make me feel shame about being an American.  When people in other countries criticisize our imperial ambitions(which i do not support), I generally point out their own history and that this is the way all nations behave.<br />
<br />
Today I feel shame.  I feel shame at living in a nation of children who refuse to take responsibility for thier own actions.  I have said it before, and i repeat it now  there is no Them, there is only US. ]]></description>
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                <title>plus de change</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 17:39:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ plus de change, la plus de memme chose<br />
the more things change, the more they stay the same<br />
<br />
We live in a time of epic irony.  In the last week, an administration which has made some pretty bad decisions and was already beset by war and high gas prices, was struck a possibly mortal blow by mother nature.<br />
<br />
The spike in gas prices and percieved (though i think wrongly so) slow government response in the wake of the hurricane have hurt the president more than 6 years of lies and mismanagement.  It's really ironic too, because both things are not within his control.<br />
<br />
Let's review:<br />
Ken "Kennyboy" who?<br />
Secret Energy Task Force what?<br />
Ignoring Al-Qaida while planning to invade Iraq in the runup to 9-11-01?  no problem.<br />
Torturing prisoners?  who does that?  the french?<br />
"Bankruptcy Reform"?  did we do that?  its reform, so it must be good.<br />
Start a foolish imperial adventure?  its resolute leadership.<br />
<br />
what brings this guy down?  an act of god and forces of market greed far beyond his power to influence even slightly, let alone control. (and if anyone can explain to me how the president can bring down gas prices, I'd love to hear it)<br />
<br />
Its like ancient cities where the king was regarded as the embodyment of the land, like the character of King Arthur in the movie "Excalibur".  When Arthur was having his dark night of the soul, the land was barren.  If the King is bad, the crops fail.<br />
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People have not changed a whit in 10,000 years. ]]></description>
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                <title>A plague of porcupines</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:52:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Farmers in central Kenya have one more problem to add to the famine and drought.  Porcupines.<br />
According to the BBC World service, hordes of porcupines are on the move and destroying crops.  They are also apparently burrowing into graveyards and pushing the bones of the dear departed to the surface.<br />
<br />
AIDS, war, famine, poverty, genocide, corruption, drought, coloniztion, de-colonization...and now...porcupines.<br />
<br />
WTF God? ]]></description>
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                <title>Shake Hands With the Devil</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2005 09:02:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you ever find yourself loving  humanity too much, read Romeo  Dallaire's book, Shake Hands with the  Devil.<br />
<br />
General Dallaire was the commander of  UN forces in Rwanda during the  Genocide, and the book is a harrowing  and scathing indictment of the outside  world's indifference to to suffering in  areas of the world where, in the words  of the UN survey team, "the only  resource they have is humans."<br />
<br />
Without challenging the premise of the  book, or letting the world off the  hook, I would like to point out one  thing that occurred to me about 3/4 of  the way through the book.  It was not  the blue-helmets swinging the  machettes.  It was not multinational  corporations or oil companies or an  uncaring world that slaughtered 800,000  people.  It was neighbors who  slaughtered their neighbors. <br />
<br />
What can you do when that happens?  I  don't mean that in terms of what is  legal under internatinal law (which  sort of frowns upon strong 3rd party  military interventions without  invitation), and lets just assume for 1  second that the world actually cared  enough to do something...What actions  remain within the realm of possibiliy  when half the population decides to cut  the other half up with machettes?<br />
<br />
When it became aparent to UN troops on  the ground that lists of people were  being drawn up in order to facillitate  more efficient slaughter, should the UN  have dropped in paratoopers to go whack  the ringleaders?  Would that have  worked?  I suppose it might have been  better than the nothing that was done<br />
<br />
And for those who think it was just a  racist thing, I would also like to  point out that the Bosnian War went on  for five years before the half-assed  NATO "intervention", which cost the  Cheniks nothing, and basically took the  map-lines that were in place at that  time and made them permanent.  The  entire Croatian War went on without the  rest of the world lifting a finger,  except of course for the weapons  sales...<br />
<br />
It is easy and satifying to regard this  as some moral failing on the part of  the rest of the world.  It is also  remarkably naive.  Perhaps a better  lesson to take away would be how  fragile societies are, and how we are  never very far from being chopped up by  our neighbors. ]]></description>
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                <title>Imperial Hubris</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2005 15:48:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am now reading the book "Imperial  Hubris", by Annonymous, who was and/or  is a high ranking CIA officer who is an  expert in Al-Qaida, and is forbidden by  law from putting his name on the book.<br />
<br />
This book is making me really angry.<br />
<br />
The book is a blistering indictment of  the US government and media's treatment  of the issue of terrorism.  He faults  the Bush administration for, among  other things, taking 3 weeks after  9-11-01 to hit Afghanistan, thus giving  the Taleban and Al-Q time to disperse  their forces before the attack which  they knew would come.  What he mostly  faults them for is a "willful  ignorance" which shows up in so many  specific examples from not drawing upon  the truly extensive expertise on  Afghanistan which was available before  the war, to the whole "Why do they hate  us?" thing.<br />
<br />
He points out that much of the  information needed to effectively  answer these questions and formuate an  effective policy(as opposed to what we  have now) for dealing with Al-Q is  already available in the public domain,  which he refers to as "open source  information".<br />
<br />
It's not his indictment of the policy  that is making me crazy though, I have  kind of reached a hate-plateau with the  administration.<br />
<br />
What kills me is how much of this stuff  I already knew.  I mean, I am an  idiot...I am some guy who bought some  books and read them...in terms of  actual study, I took 1 college class in  Warfare in the mid 1980's, and  terrorism was 1 or 2 days(though i  remember it well and it was VERY  instructive).  <br />
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How can anyone not know this stuff?   How can anyone not WANT to know this  stuff? ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>A Whole New World</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 04:40:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ In 1983, I was 18 trs old.  Reagan was  president, the cold war was in full  flower.<br />
America was winding down the process of  learning lessons from the Vietman war,  and the Contras were fighting the  Sandanistas.<br />
<br />
While I understand that in the new  Culture-of-life-repulican-majority  world, history has no value, I need to  point out 2 things that are in the news  today that were in the news then:<br />
<br />
A)  John Negro-fucking-ponte.  He's a  lying scum.  He ran the Southern Front  in the Contra war, and then lied and  lied and lied about it.  And then he  lied about it some more.  Great guy if  you need a dirty war run quitely.<br />
<br />
B)  The Army is considering "shorter,  more frequent" tours of duty to help  deal with burnout amongst the troops.   The tour of duty in Vietnam was judged,  at the time, to have been a mistake.   They figured out that every year, they  were taking all of the guys who had  learned how to fight effectively in  Vietnam and sending them home and  replacing them with a bunch of guys who  had no clue.  Hmmm.<br />
<br />
But again, none of this means anything.   History has no instructive value. ]]></description>
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                <title>The Lessons of Terror</title>
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                <description><![CDATA[ I am re-reading a great book called  "The Lessons of Terror" by a guy named  Caleb Carr.  Mr. Carr is better known  for a couple of novels(The Alienist,  and Angel of Darkness), but his day-job  is as a military historian.  It is a  short, fantastic book, which i read  first right after 9-11-01 and then gave  away in a frenzy to combat the  staggering ignorance that i was seeing  at that time.  I bought the new,  revised edition to read on vacation,  but never got to it.<br />
<br />
Mr. Carr's defines terrorism as a form  of warfare in which non-combatants are  directly targeted by combattants in an  effort to undermine said the enemy's  will and ability to fight, and the main  thesis of the book is that it is a form  of warfare that doesn't work.<br />
<br />
Among the niftier points that he makes  is that the sucsess that Rome enjoyed  in empire building was achieved in  spite of how brutally they waged war,  rather than because of it.  He points  to rational self-interest as the main  arguement against the targeting of  non-combattants, rather than some moral  objection, and points out that  historically, the morally based or as i  will call them "faith based" efforts to  impose any sort of restraint on the  waging of destructive war have been  absolutely the least effective.<br />
<br />
He argues that the party to a conflict  that resorts to targeting  non-combattants first and does it the  hardest always loses, and loses big. ]]></description>
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                <title>500</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 07:30:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ wtf do you people do with your lives  that 500 of you have the time to come  look at this crap? ]]></description>
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                <title>Ooohh Tiamat</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 19:41:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Boy did I have a good time in Aruba.   Highly recommend it, but I would  strongly advise you to bring strong  sunscreen and money.  I am not sure  which you will need more of, but they  are both absolutely vital, and you will  need of each.<br />
<br />
<br />
Mostly, I am a land mammal from upstate  NY, about 200 miles from the nearest  ocean.  My beach time has been minimal,  and mostly limited to the daytime in  Florida.  <br />
<br />
The night we got there, we sat on the  beach around 10pm.  The hotel lights  were fairly minimal in back of us and  we were just looking out into the  carribean, towards central america i  think-but it was waaaaay over the  horizon.  <br />
It was like looking into the void.  Out  on the horizon, the only way to tell  the black of the sea from the black of  the sky was that there were stars in  the sky.  It was so very big.<br />
<br />
For a second, I could forget the people  that afternoon who had been talking on  their cell phones to their pals in  Venezuela from right where i was  sitting, and i could forget that 12 hrs  ago i had been about 20% of the  circumference of the earth away from  that spot...<br />
<br />
For a second I was that Babalonian  looking out and seeing the Great  Mother.  It suddenly made concrete  sense to me why so many mythologies  embody the great primordial universe  universe as the ocean.  The Babalonian  "goddess" Tiamat came to mind.  In the  beginning there was only Tiamat, at  peace and at rest and undisturbed.   Then one day, the gods appeared, just  like that, and Tiamat was troubled.<br />
<br />
Anyway, there she was, looking back at  me, making me feel at once very good,  and very very very smalll.<br />
<br />
I actually did say, Oh Tiamat, you are  so very very very very very Very big.<br />
I hope she has a sense of humor. ]]></description>
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                <title>a bad liver, and a broken heart</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 19:08:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So the vacation that i have been  obsessing on for 7 weeks is here.  5  days in Aruba starting sunday.  Weee.<br />
<br />
In the last 3 weeks, we have had 2  hysterical phone calls that my wifes  father was in the hospital, and one  that her sister had a lump on her  breast.  Thankfully, all of those  situations have turned out not to be  crises and resolved themselves  satisfactorily.<br />
My wife has been having some major  changes at work which while also  satifactorily resolved, have proven  somewhat stressful and only resolved  themselves this afternoon.<br />
On Tuesday, we found out that our boy  cat, who has some severe chronic health  problems but has been in remission for  a year, seems no longer to be in  remission.  We are leaving him at the  vets for some tests and to try out a  new drug while we are away.  This has  been extremely stressful, and has not  resolved itself at all, and  satisfactory results-while not  necesarilly impossible or even  unlikely-are in no wise certain.<br />
I believe that today I even experienced  my first panic reaction from smoking  pot, which is something i have heard  and read about, but in 20+years of  smoking, never experienced.  I always  tell people that i don't get anxiety; i  am whats called a 'carrier'.  Quite an  experience which, on the whole, i do  not recommend.<br />
<br />
So tonight, me and the wife are sitting  on the couch, fretting.  Frettin the  cat, frettin the trip, frettin dad's  health and sisters boobs and jobs and  on and on, fret fret fret.<br />
<br />
I finally smiled at her and said,  "It'll be OK Honey.  Our 5 day vacation  in the Carribean is not the end of the  world.  We'll get through this."  We  laughed.  Laughing is better than  whining.<br />
<br />
So.  Now that I have been all  vulnerable and self-disclosing and all,  I am going for some naked mia tais on  the beach.  See yas 19thish<br />
<br />
PS-I know what a middle class  whinatribe that was. Really.  What do  you think your average Fallujan or  Darfurian would give to have such  problems, eh?  I am like a man  complaining that the newsguy won't let  me buy a 50cent paper with my $100  bill...But even i get to have a moment  of self pity.  I'll be an adult again  when i get back. ]]></description>
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                <title>A is to B</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2005 15:03:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Laws are derived from morality the way  tires are derived from petrolium.  <br />
<br />
They are intimately related, but hardly  interchangable.<br />
<br />
<br />
Damn i am deep...someone needs to write  tis stuff down.<br />
...wait... ]]></description>
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                <title>Mere Morality</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2005 13:31:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I was at home today preparing for a  colonoscopy, and appropriately enough,  I was listening to Rush Limbaugh in the  bathroom.<br />
He was very upset that the supreme  court had struck down the death penalty  for juveniles.  He was also insenced  that another court had issued a ruling  that requires the govt to either charge  alleged dirty bomber Jose Padilla with  some crime, or let him go.<br />
He was outraged that these courts were  injecting "mere morality" into matters  of law and government...<br />
<br />
So of course, he must support gay  marriage, don't you think?  Maybe Rush  turned gay when he was on drugs. ]]></description>
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                <title>Wead/WeedGate</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2005 05:58:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, there is a story in the NYTimes  today that Mr. Wead has handed over the  tapes of conversations, in which the  Bong-Meister-In-Chief seemingly admits  to having smoked pot, to the Prez's  Counsel.<br />
Hmm.  Now, why is this story not all  over the place?  Why on earth...(/me  sputters) Where is the outrage?<br />
I mean, I dont care that he smoked  dope.  I am smoking right now.  But  how, precisely, does a person who has  seemingly damning stuff about powerful  public figure get persuaded to turn the  stuff over to that person's counsel?   That was the first thing that Lucien  Goldberg did with her tapes of Monic  Lewinsky, right?  <br />
<br />
The admission itself is nothing, and it  is a testimony to the childishness of  the American Electorate that it is even  perceived as a potentially embarrassing  issue.<br />
I would REALLY like to know what, if  any, pressure may have been brought to  bear on Mr. Wead to get him to turn  over the tapes.  Maybe it was nothing  at all, Mr. Wead is not exactly  unfriendly to the president or his  ideas...but still...this just smells  odd. ]]></description>
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                <title>Deee-licious</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 17:09:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The former political advisor turned  tell-all author, who last week revealed  taped conversations in which Preznit  Sparky seems to admit having tried  marijuana is named Doug Wead,  pronounced "weed".<br />
<br />
What can i possibly add to that? ]]></description>
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                <title>"...a small group of extremists..."</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2005 07:26:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ During the President's state of the  union speech he made the following  statement:<br />
<br />
"The whole world is seeing that the car  bombers and assassins are not only  fighting coalition forces, they are  trying to destroy the hopes of Iraqis,  expressed in free elections. And the  whole world now knows that a small  group of extremists will not overturn  the will of the Iraqi people.  (Applause.)"<br />
<br />
I remarked to my friend Bob that that  was quite a statement, since the  winners of that election had not yet  been determined.  I further wondered  aloud what the US would do if the  We-Love-Iran party won.<br />
<br />
Well, as returns are coming in, it  appears that the most pro-Iranian party  is, in fact, winning and the party led  by Interim PM Allawi is "a distant  second".<br />
<br />
It will be interesting to see how the  "small group of extremists" in  Washington D.C. reacts to this. ]]></description>
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                <title>Who Am I?</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 14:51:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am a president who was elected in an  election that is widely, if not  universally, regarded as having been  stole, but which my supporters have  chosen to regard as a sweeping and  universal mandate.<br />
<br />
I came into office with much noble  rhetoric about service and progress,  yet spent my entire time in office  pursuing a global ideological conflict,  and more or less ignored domestic  policy.<br />
<br />
I dragged the United States into an ill  advised war in a far off country for  dubious reasons and in the face of  plentiful information available to me  at the time which showed the whole idea  to be folly.  With the exception of a  few brave souls in congress, the people  and legislature supported me all the  way, and a quiescent and fawning press  corps played along, writing "Good News"  stories about how well it was all  going.<br />
<br />
I wore my religion on my sleeve.<br />
<br />
I was surrounded by potential scandals  involving my personal and business  life, yet a quiescent and fawning press  corps concentrated on my image, and  simply declined to cover my dirty  laundry.<br />
<br />
I dragged the world to the brink of  annihilation, twice.<br />
<br />
Who am I?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I want to see some guesses before i put  the answer up. ]]></description>
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                <title>antici       pation</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2005 12:28:26 PST</pubDate>
                
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that is the number of hours until i am  standing on the beach in Aruba. ]]></description>
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                <title>A few bad apples.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2005 08:32:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SO the "ring leader" of the Bad Apples  of Abu Gahrib has been found guilty and  sentenced, huzzah huzzah, justice has  been served.  <br />
<br />
What a load of bollocks.  This matter  involves two other groups of bad actors  who remain, to date, unindicted  co-conspirators.<br />
<br />
Group number one consists of the  current administration, who simply  re-defined actions which if done on our  troops would be called torture and war  crimes, as acceptable in the context of  the Global War on Terror.  Specialist  Grainer, who is deserving of punishment  and who is not without his own guilt,  has been thrown to the wolves in order  to protect this group.<br />
<br />
Group number two bears far more of this  guilt for these crimes than anyone  else.  Through the actions and  inactions of this group, the conditions  were created which allowed everything  else to happen.  This group is funny,  insofar as they have explicitly  demanded that the GWOT be fought with a  high level of brutality and a low level  of scrutiny, and then when that minimal  scrutiny brings back to them the ugly  reality of the level of brutality that  they have demanded, they howl their  indignation and punish the instruments  of their own policy.  Of all the  parties involved, they bear the most  responsiblity and accept the least.   They are the prime mover of the  attrocity.<br />
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I am referring to, of course, the  American People.  This is our doing. ]]></description>
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                <title>Tsupidity</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2005 06:40:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The US congress is now all a-twitter  about an Atlantic Tsunami warning  system.<br />
<br />
I suppose that nothing is impossible,  but it is also my understanding that  there has not been an even remotely  like a tsunami in the Atlantic since  well before the last ice-age, if ever.<br />
<br />
But its in the news, and soccer moms  are fretting, so lets do something  ridiculous to make ourselves feel  safer.<br />
<br />
Personally, I am put in mind of a bit  from Sesame Street:<br />
Burt finds Ernie with a bannana in his  ear, and asks why.<br />
"It keeps the alligators away from  Sesame Street."<br />
Incredulous, Burt points out that there  are no alligators within 1,000 miles of  Sesame Street.<br />
"See", Ernie says, "it works." ]]></description>
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                <title>Merry Holidays</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2004 06:04:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ See, I am an atheist, but being born  and raised in the US, I am also steeped  in Christian symbolism, which I have  learned to utilize without actually  believeing in it's empirical truth.  <br />
<br />
Surely, if a divinity whose message was  one of forgiveness is looking down on  the US today, it weeps.  Not only is  there the whole morass of the was this  country deals with the rest of the  world, but as a nation we have started  to deal with each other in a way that  can be charitably described as  adversarial.  It is the era of the  "They" statement.  All problems involve  "Them".  There is nothing that "We"  have to do except to make "Them" start  acting right.<br />
<br />
This is Jihadi thinking.  It also makes  for irreconcilable existential  conflicts.<br />
<br />
I see it on all side of all political  divides.  You want to alienate your  fiends and colleagues?  Wait until the  "They" statements start, and the assert  the fundamental humainty of "Them" and  that maybe "We" have some  responsibility for coming to some  common ground with "Them" so that  whatever problem can be solved.<br />
<br />
While ditto-heads and bible thumpers  seem to have an instinctive fear of  engaging me in discussions, and rightly  so, this trick also works on Lefties,  with whom I generally agree.<br />
A gentleman in my office no longer  discusses politics with me since i told  him that I did not think that running a  new bus line out to a recently opend  WalMart constituted "subsidizing  WalMart's labor costs", and asked him  if he considered the bus i ride every  day to be subsidizing labor costs for  the state of NY, for whom I work.(This  was right after a study found that  WalMart's wage policies cost the State  of CA $80million because so many  WalMart employees are on welfare and  utilize low-income health insurance  programs, so it was very popular to  bash WalMart that week)  I also find it  hysterical that Mr. Progressive was  seemingly advocating the idea that  people without cars should not be able  to work or shop at that store, which is  somewhat removed from the urban area of  Albany.<br />
<br />
But I digress.  No problem was ever  solved by figuring out what "They" need  to do.  <br />
<br />
And on that note, I am going to visit  family inn Philadelphia.  Those people  need to move closer to where I live.   (see how ridiculous that sounds?)<br />
<br />
Happy Hollidays. ]]></description>
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                <title>The Bumper of My SUV</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2004 15:20:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Truly, when I think that people cannot  possibly be as stupid as I rant about  them being, I am pulled up short by  reality.<br />
<br />
This song (The Bumper of my SUV) is a  veritable symphony of just bone  crushing, prideful ignorance.<br />
The premise is that the narrator is  given the finger by a minivan driving  soccer mom, because the poor narrator  has a USMC sticker, you guessed it, on  the bumper of her SUV.  It goes on to  sing about how noble the Marines are,  and how they sacrifice for us to be  free, and ends with the singer saying  that she hopes that evil finger-bitch  thinks about that "as she's picking up  her children from their private  school".<br />
To make the story of this song that my  wife describes as "sounds like  something that Peggy Hill would  write"(from King of the Hill), even  better, apparently, her fan club had  people calling radio stations  nation-wide, and saying that they had a  relative in the military and requesting  the song.  Big scandal.  (Dubious  practices in the music industry??  I am  shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.)<br />
<br />
Now, as someone who constantly has and  fights the urge to give people in SUVs  the finger, I can tell you that in my  case at least it is not out of  disrespect for the US military.  It's  because their gas guzzling vehicles  make the kind of war we are fighting  inevitable, and I want to give them the  finger because I think they are too  stupid to see the connection.<br />
In an long term sense, wars over  resources are inevitable anyway, but it  does seem silly to squander resources  that we are already fighting for.  It  seems ludicrously, murderously,  pathetically and ultimately  self-defeatingly silly.<br />
<br />
So if anyone in Red America reads this,  it's not your bumperstickers that I  hate. ]]></description>
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                <title>Brother Rummy</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2004 08:10:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's Sunday morning and I am watching  the network talking heads as  they...well...talk.  The story du jour  seems to be that Brother Rummsfeld  should resign.<br />
Do I hate Donald Rummsfeld?  Oh my  heavens yes.<br />
Do I think he is without a shred of  integrity or conscience? You Bet.<br />
<br />
Is this mess Rummy's fault?<br />
Well, Rummy did not order himself to  ask General Shinseki for plans to  invade Iraq.  It was not Rummy who told  himself to send back the Army's plan 3  times until we got the "Sweets and  Flowers" scenario, which General  Shinseki8 was asked to resign for not  signing off on.<br />
<br />
Rummy is a piece of human offal, but it  is not him who the American people  should be pissed at.<br />
<br />
President Sparky is the responsible  party, and all you people who voted for  him are responsible too.  I hope you're  happy. ]]></description>
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                <title>I had a dream</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2004 14:01:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ First, a bit about myself for context:<br />
For a living, I work for the Dept of  Motor Vehicles, in an office where we  take complaints about the automotive  industry.  Part of the job is talking  to both parties and trying to mediate  the problem.<br />
<br />
This morning, just as I was waking up,  I clearly remember saying in my dream,  "It  Writes  The Check.", like "it puts  the lotion in the bucket" from Silence  of the Lambs.<br />
<br />
I'm not sure how to interperet that,  except that its probably a bad day to  be a sleazy car dealer in my home state. ]]></description>
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                <title>The 3 blind men &amp; the Elephant</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2004 12:07:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (/me walks in wearing a saffron colored  monks robe and clown shoes, and sits in  a lotus position)<br />
<br />
This is an old old parable:<br />
3 blind guys encounter an elephant.   One guy grabs the trunk and says, oh,  it's a snake; second guy grabs an ear  and says nono, it's a bannana tree cuz  i have a big bannana leaf in my hand  here; 3rd guy puts his hand on one of  the elephant's legs and says nono, it's  a banyan tree, i have the trunk right  here in my hands.  They get together  and talk it out and decide that its an  old crusty bannana tree with a snake  hanging out of it.<br />
<br />
I have just been reading a sort of new  age'ish theory that all of time occurs  both simultaneously and "in rings".   The speaker states that this theory  explains all paranornormal phenomina,  because whats happening is sort of a  bleed over between rings.  Its a  classic new age mish-mash of scientific  theories and cherry-picked religious  symbols, and really, is just as loopy  as any other cosmology which seeks to  explain the "paranormal".<br />
<br />
The 3 blind men and their inital  impressions are the classic religions,  all insisting that their particular  view represents the entire truth.<br />
Their consensus represents the new age  thing, which while it takes into  account information from a variety of  sources, the sources themselves provide  flawed information, and even taking  them all into account, it fails to  precieve the elephant as an elephant.<br />
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(everything i wrote afer this was crap)<br />
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(/me closes his eyes and makes a boon  bestowing hand gesture) ]]></description>
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                <title>Irony is so ironic</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2004 07:19:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It occurred to me today that America is  now unilaterally launching shock&awe  blitzkriegs on our enemies, with the  help of Britain, and the French and  Germans are hemming and hawing and  failing to stand up to us.  <br />
<br />
Maybe they think that they can appease  us.<br />
<br />
I paid $200 for a meal that was not  hardly as delicious as this irony. ]]></description>
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                <title>Doing the right thing</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 18:01:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Why do people do the right thing?<br />
<br />
On an individual basis, I can  understand it.  Individuals often act  more nobly than the situation  absolutely requires simply because they  can and they feel like its the right  thing to do.<br />
<br />
But I am a really cynical guy, and I am  not sure that I have ever observed this  individual nobility as a historically  significant force, and it seems like  when those noble individuals gather  themselves into big groups, thier  nobility gets replaced by the absolute  lowest common denominators of human  behavior.  The individual seems to be  able to forget that the baby that he is  rushing into the burning building to  save is a Croat and he's a Serb; the  group, it seems, never can.<br />
I find this to be true across cultures  and throughout history.  I am not a  l337 historian or anything, but i have  read me some books since i got into  greek mythology in 1st grade.<br />
<br />
It has recently occured to me that a  book on this subject might be quite  interesting, sort of a historical study  of why nations do "the right thing".  <br />
I am trying to come up with historical  examples of when a nation did what is  generally regarded as being "the right  thing".  <br />
I've got the emancipation of the slave  in the US and the US's entry into and  particiption in WW2.<br />
I am stuck there.  These are rich  grounds for my thesis that nations act  in their own selfish interest at all  times and "the right thing" has  absolutely nothing to do with nothing,  however I need more exapmles(5  preferrably) and i need examples from  countries other than the US.<br />
I suppose I could look at various  attempts at collectivizing agriculture  in China and the USSR, which were done  with the best of intentions on paper,  but i am not sure as either that either  of those has that  rosy-propaganda-glow-of-rightness.<br />
<br />
I need input on this please.  I need  examples of nations or large groups  having done what is widely viewed as  having been "the right thing".  the  more widely held and cliche this view  is the better.<br />
<br />
if i get printed you get an  ackowledgement, if i get rich i will  send you hookers. ]]></description>
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                <title>Cable TV, The Net, and America</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 08:59:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ When I first got on the internet, my  wife would become very enthused when I  told her about it.  Surely any tool  which allowed me to get Photoshop tips  from someone sitting in the middle of  the Aegean Sea would serve as the way  where large groups of people could come  together and get to know each other and  work out their differences.  She is  definitely a glass-half-full person.<br />
I told her that I supposed that that  was true, but what I was seeing out  there in the chat-rooms and on the  pages was exactly the opposite.  People  were, in my experience, not so much  coming together and valuing each  others diversity so much as they were  splitting into smaller and shriller  groups of self-selected, like-minded  people.  Peace-punks and Skin-heads  were not using the net to build  bridges, they were using it to talk  amongst themselves, and if you ever  tried to cross lines and start a  dialogue, you were likely to be  greeted with an avalanche of flames,  not rational discussion.<br />
Cable TV has sort of done the same  thing.  It allows people to spend their  whole day without ever seeing any  message with which they dont agree.   All of the talk during the campaign  about how Fox news viewers were deemed  likely to vote versus CNN viewers or  PBS viewers is an illustration of this  effect..  I am not saying that people  were any better informed in the past,  just that they had all heard basically  the same set of lies on the news, as  opposed to one of fifteen-bajillion  carefully tailored and targeted sets of  lies.<br />
<br />
I think that this has something to do  with the way people are reacting to the  election.  People just hear messages  which they agree with, and so Kerry  supporters cant imagine how it could  have happened, and Bush supporters see  it as the merely the inevitable coming  to pass. ]]></description>
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                <title>BOLDLY MOVING FORWARD</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2004 13:27:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (note-this is not a criticism of the  troops who are doing the fighting and  dying, and obeying orders given by men  not worthy to serve as human armor on  their humvees)<br />
<br />
US and Iraqi forces are now bravely  re-taking the town of Falluja  from...ummm...the residents of  Falluja...<br />
<br />
<br />
How the fuck do you re-take a town from  the people who live there?  I  guess...no, i don't guess...I just have  no idea how people can hold this  thought in their heads without going  insane from the inherent contradiction. ]]></description>
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                <title>Falluja</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2004 06:23:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OK, so American forces are pounding  Falluja again with artillery and air  strikes, in anticipation of a major  gorund operation.  It is worth noting  that absolutely no casualty figures are  being released.<br />
Now, the rationale for using these  types of weapons on a populated urban  area is that after months of warnings,  anyone who is left in the town is a  terrorist or a terrorist supporter.   This is the reasoning of monsters.<br />
When Osama issued his famed declaration  of war on the US, he did not, in fact,  justify the killing of non-combatants.   What he did was to re-define all US  citizens as combatants.<br />
<br />
To steal a parable from Roger Zelazny's  book, "Lord of Light":<br />
A famous doctor spent many years  studying a horrible disfiguring  disease.  One day he looked in the  mirror and discovered that he had  contracted it.  Ah, he said, but on me  it looks good.<br />
<br />
This DOES NOT look good on us, America. ]]></description>
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                <title>OK, America</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2004 16:00:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's like this.  I don't think that my  fellow Americans know their own  history.  They can tell you who won on  Fear Factor last night, but I honestly  don't think that 1 in 10 could tell you  why we have such bad relations with  Iran, beyond that the Iranians are  crazy Moslems.  Further, I think that  this ignorance really cuts across lines  of politics; it's not a right or left  thing, it a human being thing.  I know  some left wingers who are every bit as  ignorant as ignorant right wingers.<br />
<br />
If America wants to be world power,  which rightly or wrongly she apparently  does, Americans cannot reasonably  expect to be ignorant and  succsessful...  something about getting  where you are going and knowing where  you have been.<br />
<br />
Luckilly, there exists a tremendous  historical resource for de-classified  government document dealing with US  foriegn policy on the web: The National  Security Archive  <a href="http://www2.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/">[link]</a><br />
These documents show what was done and  why, in the words of the men who did  it.  Administrations of both party are  there, again, in their own words.  My  favorite document is the CIA's own  after action report on the Iranian Coup  of 1953<a href="http://www2.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB28/index.html,">[link]</a> which put the Shah upon  the Peacock Throne with US assistance,  where he reigned until 1979.<br />
<br />
Can anybody tell me how the Shah's rule  came to an end?  <br />
pft.  why would anybody want to know  that?  <br />
I have to go now.  The Apprentice is on. ]]></description>
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                <title>Good Game</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2004 15:12:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The election is over.  George W Bush is  President for four more years.<br />
<br />
In my office, where we take complaints  about $500 used cars, it is axiomatic  that you get what you pay for.<br />
I hope that this result will, in the  fullness of time, be regarded as a wise  purchase.  I don't think it will, but I  didn't think that Bush would win  either.<br />
<br />
/me shrugs<br />
It's tough to hope that you are wrong. ]]></description>
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                <title>Emminence Front</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2004 09:41:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Lately, I have been hearing people in  the news expressing shock and dismay  that one or more politicians may have  at some point been something less than  perfectly candid in the run-up to the  invasion of Iraq.<br />
Where do these people come from?  I  suppose that being 40, I have memories  of Watergate and Iran Contra and any  number of other scandals that your  average 18-25 or 30 yr old might not.   And I suppose being a history geek, I  may have read some more stuff...but  where the fuck do these people come  from?<br />
For my job, I take complaints about the  automotive industry for the NY Dept of  Motor Vehicles, and people are  constantly calling me with tales of how  they are so upset about the 250k mile,  $400 Ford Windstar that they bought  last year did not turn out to be the  cream-puff that the USED CAR SALESMAN  assured them it was.  I once told a  person like this that, in the business  we have a technical term for such  assertions; we call them, you know,  "obvious lies", and generally, every  word that comes out of any saleman's  mouth should be regarded as one of  them.<br />
Apparently, John and Jane Q. and their  offspring have forgotten that, you  know, politicians lie.  They lie in  order to get people to do things that  they don't think they could get them to  do if they told the truth.  At this  point in history, with so much  information so freely availabe, it is  difficult for me to regard this seeming  ignorance as anything other than  willful.<br />
I mean, I know that noone gets up in  the morning and says, gee, how can I be  more ignorant today...not everyone  thinks that politics is any more  interesting than I find NASCAR to be.   On the other hand, the NASCAR champ  doesn't get to send the children of the  Q. family to die on foriegn soil...<br />
<br />
this entry gets it's name from a Who  song, which i've been wallowing in  lately.  It statrs,<br />
<br />
Sun shines<br />
people forget<br />
<br />
<br />
VOTE OR I WILL KILL YOU. ]]></description>
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                <title>new piece coming   someday</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 09:55:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i thought the piece i was working on  would be ready for Halloween.  It looks  like it will be done in July, right  about the time that the election is  decided. ]]></description>
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                <title>idea for a third political party</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 15:19:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ it has occurred to me that I am not  particularly ideological in my  politics, and that the only consistent  unifying theme in my ideas is that I  believe people are just bone-crushingly  stupid and I hate them.<br />
<br />
I propose a Misanthrope Party.  I am  not sure that we promise to be any less  corrupt than the present guys, and to  be truthful, clubbings of political  opponents will go way up.<br />
<br />
But I can promise you a couple of  things.<br />
A) With me you will know what you are  getting.  I will never piss on your leg  and tell you that it's raining.  I will  tell you that I am issing on your leg,  and if you have any problem with it,  you can discuss it with my Constiuent  Relations Specialist, Mr. Club.<br />
B) I will entirely reform the criminal  justice system. There will be one  crime: Stupidity.  It will be a capitol  offense.  This will help our country in  so many ways, from the obvious genetic  benefits right down to reducing traffic  congestion.  If you live, you will  thank me.<br />
C) My administration will provide  health care and convienient mass  transit to every single citizen.  Use  of these services will be mandatory,  and compliance will be ensured in the  usual manner.<br />
D) All religions will be accorded  absolutely equal status by my  government, by which I mean being  ruthlessly and gleefully destroyed.   Personell assigned to this task will  have specific instructions to taunt and  gloat.<br />
<br />
Thats it for now, I am still open to  bribes on the rest of the platform,  well, there will be no pro-life or  anti-gay planks, but the rest is up for  bid. ]]></description>
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                <title>Making friends and influencing people</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 16:44:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Conservatives hate and fear me, and  with good cause.<br />
But Progressives like me only  marginally better, so it's not like I  am biased.<br />
<br />
Today on the bus, one of my afternoon  cohorts managed to summon all sorts of  righteous indignation over the idea  that Carl Rove would put pressure on  Republican Secrataries of State to  withhold certifying the vote in their  state for GWB's advantage.<br />
I pointed out that Kerry, whom I will  vote for and endorse with a frenzied  enthusiasm, is just as much of a  conniving scumbag as the president, and  asked him why he thought that the Kerry  campaign would not be trying to do the  same thing with Democratic Secrataries  of state?  He didn't answer, but I am  not sure whether it was because he was  abashed or because he was trying hard  not to slug me...<br />
<br />
I have also figured out that my cat  interprets certain of my body language  as being an approaching tornado.  His  behaivior makes perfect sense now. ]]></description>
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                <title>Planning the Reign of Terror</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2004 08:13:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ History teaches us that proper planning  is a key ingredient for any smoothe  transtion of power.  while the schedule  has yet to be hammered out, I have had  a couple of ideas.<br />
<br />
All SUV's which are not primarilly  (a)used off-road, (b)used to tow a boat  or other trailer, (c) used for the  commercail purposes that they are  federally designated to perform, will  be confiscated and their owners will be  shot in a kneecap of their choice.  If  there is a "support the troops"  ribbon-magnet on the vehicle, the owner  will be shot in both kneecaps.<br />
<br />
Non-voters will be thrown into naked  dog-piles.  This will be televised.<br />
<br />
Non-voters who are also owners of  prohibited SUV's will be raped to death  by bagers.  This will also be  televised.<br />
<br />
With a little co-operation, I think we  can make this a positive experience for  everyone. ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>Tell It, Brother</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 04:06:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/26FA370F-087F-4624-B652-A65248128790.htm">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>Top 10 New Names for the US Invasion of Iraq</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 16:59:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 10-  Operation Everything Is Fine,  Really<br />
 9-   Operation Counter-Productive  Thunder<br />
 8-   Operation I Meant To Do That<br />
 7-   Operation LaLaLaLaLa I DONT HEAR  YOU LaLaLaLaLa<br />
 6-   Operation Changing Rationale<br />
 5-   Operation Faith-based Military  Planning<br />
 4-   Operation Being In The National  Guard Aint What It Used To Be<br />
 3-   Operation Intelligence Failure<br />
 2-   Operation Sweets and Flowers<br />
 1-   Operation Enduring Quagmire ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>Words fail me</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2004 16:50:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!<br />
<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1325814,00.html">[link]</a><br />
<br />
BRING EM ON!<br />
<a href="http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/LondonFreePress/News/2004/10/12/665387.html">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.boston.com/dailynews/286/world/U_S_troops_accelerate_operatio:.shtml">[link]</a><br />
<br />
SPREADING LIBERTY!<br />
<a href="http://www.newkerala.com/news-daily/news/features.php?action=fullnews&id=36150">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/3736860.stm">[link]</a><br />
<br />
OSAMA CAPTURED!<br />
Oh, no, wait.<br />
Osama is still on the loose. ]]></description>
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                <title>WAHOO</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2004 13:36:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 100 PAGE VIEWS!<br />
I wish I could french-kiss each and  every one of you! ]]></description>
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                <title>oooh goodddd, sooo cloooose</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:55:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my 100th pgview is impending....I am so  excited<br />
/me sits hitting his refresh button ]]></description>
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                <title>Yellow Ribbons and SUV's</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2004 18:05:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OK, <br />
I hate the SUV.  I consider them  wasteful, unsafe, and excessively  polluting.  I hate the whole image that  they are marketed with, that you need a  huge "off-road"capable vehicle to drive  around the suburbs, because you never  know when you may need to drive through  the woods.  I hate that they are sold  as passenger vehicles, yet are subject  to the federal rules which govern  trucks and commercial vehicles, and  which are considerably looser in terms  of safety and pollution than the rules  governing passenger cars.<br />
<br />
But what I REALLY hate is the "I  Support the Troops" ribbons on huge,  10-12 mile per gallon SUV's.  Really, I  really hate that, and I'll tell you  why.<br />
<br />
OK, so you buy a ribbon and send $5 or  $10 worth of goodies to some soldier  who is dodging car bombs and RPG's in  Baghdad, and then you stick that magent  on a vehicle that guarantees that we  will be fighting wars in the middle  east forseeable future.   Great.  Very  helpful.  Way to pitch in.  <br />
<br />
It's not America that I am pissed off  at.  It's fucking Americans. ]]></description>
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                <title>Something new is coming</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2004 15:01:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, after a spurt of dumping stuff  that I'd already done onto DA, I am now  in a position of having to generate new  work.<br />
<br />
I am also consumed by guilt, because  all of my posted work, with the  exception of "Space Jaguar"(which only  8 ppl have bothered to view, one of  whom was my mom...)and the text pieces,  consists of the works of others, which  I have cut, manipulated, and put clever  text on.  While there is a legal case  for Fair Use, and it is satire, it's  not the copywrite issues that have me  down.  It's the fact that there is so  much incredible original work here, I  am beginnig to feel like a fraud.<br />
<br />
The way I am going to redeem myself is  by making a full body cartoon out of  the Space Jaguar picture.  Ironicly, I  did not make the pyhsical object behind  the digital photo that is the starting  point for this piece, but I did take  the pictue and am working like a dog to  make a body to go with the head, SO  THIS IS MINE.  MINEMINEMINE!<br />
<br />
Sometimes ego can be a positive force. ]]></description>
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                <title>No, please, tell me what you really think.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2004 07:58:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Top 10 reasons why a cabbage would be a  better president than the incumbent<br />
(thanks to Oboe, Dram, and DoomsdayXXX)<br />
<br />
10-a cabbage would not have invaded  Iraq<br />
9-cabbages respect international  treaties<br />
8-No more John Ashcroft<br />
7-cabbage doesnt answer to big  business<br />
6-the only oil cabbage takes interest  in is salad oil<br />
5-cabbage doesnt make you ashamed to  be an American<br />
4-cabbage doesn't ruin the education  system<br />
3-if you were hungry, a cabbage would  feed you<br />
2-cabbage doesnt give the French  legitimate reasons to be angry with us<br />
1- No More John Ashcroft ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>Something in the air tonight</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2004 15:34:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ In my daily life, i work for the NY  State DMV, in the area responsible for,  among other things, regulating vehicle  emissions.<br />
Well, the State of California, which is  about the only state that has stricter  regulations than NY, has recently  announced 2 things:<br />
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1) they are beginnig to regulate CO2,  which is absolutely ground breaking<br />
and<br />
2)they are apparently demanding a 25%  increase in mileage from  manufacturers(i have not seen this in  print).  the mileage increase is a  "fleetwide" requirement, meaning its an  average of the mileages of all the  vehicles the company makes, so a  company could introduce 1 or 2 fully  electric vehicles and continue to sell  gas-hog SUVs.<br />
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New York State has already said that we  would adopt these new Califoria  standards, once the legal challenges  are done.<br />
<br />
This is important to everyone reading  this and is quite likely to effect the  life of everyone in the U.S.  It will  result in less oil being used,  resulting in less dependence on oil in  general and imported oil specifically,  thus making middle eastern oil fields  less strategically important, which in  turn reduces the likliehood that you or  anyone you know will have to go dodge  IEDs in Iraq.  <br />
Also, the Fed under GWB have done  absolutely nothing about Greenhouse  gasses in general, and CO2 in  particular...nothing except reneg on  the previous comitments of other US  administrations and his own campaign  pledge to reduce CO2 emissions.  If NY  and CA adopt these regulations, that  represents somewhere between 10-15% of  the population of the US and the auto  manufacturers are unlikely to either  stop selling cars in these states or  make their cars to more than one  specification, so it is likely to  result in most or all vehicles sold in  the US conforming to these standards.   Politically, its bloody beautiful,  because the States are using their  power to take on a big issue, ie CO2  emissions, which the Fed is ignoring.<br />
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I know that this is boring to you, but  it's news, and its amazing what you can  get excited abut if it's your job.<br />
<br />
Cheers ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>in case you were wondering</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:17:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Broken thumbs never do quite heal, and  sore thumbs really do stick out. ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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                <title>ah-AH</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2004 11:45:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So this is how the journal thing works.<br />
I'm not sure if my figuring this out is  a good thing or a bad thing, but we'll  all find out soon enough. ]]></description>
                <author>~DeMolama</author>
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