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                <title>Oh Noes!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:46:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />I've been deleting old shit that really, really sucks. None of you will miss it, trust me. In fact, I advise everyone to not look at anything posted before... 2008 probably. Mid-2007 for sure.<br /><br />Will probably delete more. Trust me, it SUCKS. You don't want to look at it.<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>I Made A Website</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:13:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />Go check it out, for great justice! <a href="http://trentcanibiteyourthigh.com/">[link]</a><br /><br />Thank you for your time.<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:22:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />FUCK YEAH FUCKING NINE INCH NAILS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!<br /><br />Ahem.<br /><br />Pictures: <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/Gatesophile/Lollapalooza2008">[link]</a><br /><br />Anywho, Lollapalooza was AMAZING. Radiohead was beautiful, Thom Yorke can fucking sing. My only complaint about their show was that they didnÂt sing ÂCreepÂ, which I am sure most of you know is my favorite song (fuck, just look at my last.fm page if you didnÂt know. <a href="http://www.last.fm/user/ihatecrayons">[link]</a> ) On day one, other than Radiohead, I also saw Gogol Bordello, a really cool gypsy punk band, and Bloc Party, the band that I didnÂt know was so cool. I love their song ÂMercuryÂ, I fell absolutely in love with it after I heard it. I was right up front for Radiohead, but there was still some tall people in front of me so I really couldnÂt get a good shot of Thom Yorke. Pity, really.<br /><br />Day two was cool. I was basically waiting for Rage Against the Machine for most of the day, so I saw what acts were playing near the AT&T and MySpace stages. (I was just alerted to a tornado warning as I was writing this, lulz.) Anyways, there was Lupe Fiasco, which I has never heard of but they were pretty good, some other bands (mostly hip hop) that were performing but I didnÂt pay attention to so I forget their names. Then came Rage. GREAT show. Even though the band had to interrupt their songs and ask the moshers who were practically killing each other to step back so people would stop getting hurt (I heard stories of broken bones, crushed feet, and even stabbings, but I doubt there were stabbings.) Fantastic performance, even though their speakers kind of failed and the sounds wasnÂt nearly as loud as it should have been. I was not close at all, I was up on a hill, and since I am kind of short, the one picture I did take was of this dudeÂs back. ThatÂs okay though.<br /><br />Day three was kickass. I was waiting for Nine Inch Nails, so I stayed near the Bud Light stage, and the Playstation 3 stage was right near that. I saw some insignificant but okay bands, then Flogging Molly, which was really good, then Love and Rockets, which kind of sucked, really. The other bands were REALLY insignificant, but no matter. NIN more than made up for it. Trent Reznor fucking knows how to put on a show. Great lights, really cool screen, touch activated, it was weird and awesome. And of course, music from one of the best bands EVER. I could really only see the big screens on the sides from where I was, but thatÂs okay. The whole show was great, but I have to say when ÂHead Like a HoleÂ came on, the crowd totally fucking rocked out, and turned into a karaoke session, everybody screaming ÂHEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL, IÂD RATHER DIE, THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL, HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL, IÂD RATHER DIE, THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE, YOUÂRE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!Â ÂThe Hand That FeedsÂ was awesome too, and ÂHurtÂ was just as awesome. But IÂd have to say my favorite song of the night was ÂHead Like a HoleÂ. I had a great fucking time, and IÂd have to say that NIN was better than Radiohead, which surprised the fuck out of me. But both were amazing.<br /><br />I bought two shirts at Lolla. The first is a tie-dye shirt with the Lolla logo on the front (with a funky design) and on the back has the listing of all the bands. The second shirt is a Radiohead shirt, with the In Rainbows stylized text, with a lyric from Â15 StepÂ (You used to be alright, what happened?) and itÂs mirrored on the back and says ÂRadioheadÂ in the middle on the back. ItÂs also made from 50% polyester made from recycled plastic bottles.<br /><br />I had a great time. Pictures: <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/Gatesophile/Lollapalooza2008">[link]</a><br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>FUCK YOU CANCER!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:25:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />Yeah, that's right.<br /><br /> I just went to a fundraiser for Diana Drenth (Mr. Drenth[computer repair teacher]'s wife). I had so much fun.<br /><br />I saw a bunch of my teachers there, including but not limited to, Mr. Mikulak (<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /> AND GIRLFRIEND!!!), Mr. Nichols (and wife), Mr. Harrington, Mr. Como, Mr. Koch, Mr. Sauer, Ms. Meyer, and Mr. Hatfield. Saw a bunch of students there too, but none so significant that they need to be named <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />. Oh, and most of the teachers (Mikulak and Nichols, especially) were drunk drunk drunk. I hugged them. They smelled of alcohol. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />And, best of all, I WON A FUCKING BUNDT CAKE. I love raffles.<br /><br />And Mr. Drenth (is he Mike to me now? ah whatever) kissed me on the top of my head. I kissed him on the cheek. And gave him a check for $20, along with all the other money I spent on raffle tickets and silent auction (I won a necklace!). I've waited TWO YEARS for that kiss, and it was worth every second.<br /><br />All in all, I had a great time. There was a quadrillion people there, so I am sure that they raised tons of money. So, I think I speak for everyone when I say:<br /><br />FUCK YOU CANCER!!!!!<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Random</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:23:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:<br />1. Staci<br />2. Slut<br />3. Stabi<br /><br />THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:<br />1. MicrosoftBabe<br />2. AdrenalynKittie<br />3. Wearenthesync<br /><br />THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:<br />1. Boobs<br />2. Boobs<br />3. Vagina<br /><br />THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:<br />1. Midsection<br />2. Arms<br />3. Feet<br /><br />THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:<br />1. English<br />2. Polish<br />3. Native American<br /><br />THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:<br />1. Spiders/bugs<br />2. Darkness<br />3. Mental Hospitals<br /><br />THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:<br />1. Computer<br />2. TV<br />3. Vibrator<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:<br />1. Wildstang t-shirt<br />2. LiveStrong bracelet<br />3. NO PANTIES!!!!<br /><br /><br />[CURRENT] THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:<br />1. Radiohead<br />2. Deftones<br />3. Frisbie<br /><br />TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):<br />1. I'm in love with my ex-English teacher<br />2. I'm a Scientologist<br />3. I had sex two days after I started going out with the guy<br /><br /><br />THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:<br />1. Reading<br />2. Surfing the interwebs<br />3. Watching House and Dexter<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:<br />1. Go to Lollapalooza<br />2. Eat Mexican food<br />3. Have a "dream date" with a certain teacher<br /><br />THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:<br />1. Psychologist<br />2. Psychiatrist<br />3. Adult store owner<br /><br />THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:<br />1. Florida<br />2. Florida<br />3. Florida<br /><br />THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:<br />1. Kitty<br />2. Dexter<br />3. Schaum<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:<br />1. Find the cure for Multiple Sclerosis<br />2. Save someone from suicide<br />3. Fall madly in love with the guy of my dreams, and have him love me back.<br /><br />THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:<br />1. I love the color pink<br />2. I still love *NSync<br />3. I like some male celebrities (Hugh Laurie, Noah Wyle, etc.)<br /><br />THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:<br />1. I love video games<br />2. I love computers<br />3. I want to get in Angelina Jolie's pants<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>House Video Game</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:41:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />-characters from show w/ 3D likenesses and actual actors' voices<br /><br />-choose to play as House, Cameron, Foreman, Chase, Thirteen, Kutner, Taub, or your own character you create.<br /><br />-Wilson is indeed involved, you just can't play as him (he's not part of the team, you understand. Maybe a cheat code could unlock him to be playable)<br /><br />-Typical House scenarios, Patient of the Week is, in this case, Patient of the Level<br /><br />-To take a ÂbreakÂ from the PotL, you can do ÂClinic DutyÂ and diagnose ÂeasierÂ cases, and in some cases, this might be necessary to move on in the case (magic spark of ÂOMFG THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY CASE&#148<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" />. Clinic Duty also gets you in Cuddy's good graces (which comes in handy)<br /><br />-Diagnosing a patient works like this: There is a patient with some sort of problem (obviously) and the game has a HUGE database of various diseases, toxins, blah, and then you yourself (or, in some cases, you can send your colleagues to fetch tests etc. for you, or if it's cancer, consult Wilson to look) examine the patient. Then you go to your database and find diseases that correspond to what the patient exhibits. Of course, you will still have a lot of things to choose from, so you have to order tests (could be minigames, or not) and also wait while the patient exhibits more symptoms. You do this until you find the answer, or you think you found the answer. Sometimes you might cause another condition, which you then have to also treat, while still figuring out the original problem. Sometimes (in harder levels/harder setting) you will find out that the patient has more than one disease, or a disease with a specific complication or type. Some patients you might not be able to save, even if you do figure it out.<br />-Would include all the quips and nasty retorts that House is known for<br /><br />-Oh yeah, you might have to perform a Âquestionable procedureÂ and need to get Cuddy's approval, or she will just block you from doing that entirely.<br /><br />-Also, you might have to search the patient's home for toxins or other things that might help your case. You can try just asking the patient, but remember, ÂEverybody Lies.Â This would work similar to the CSI games, searching the Âcrime sceneÂ for clues and whatnot.<br /><br />I think it would be a great game. I have spent entirely too much time on this possibility.<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>I Love This</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 21:26:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />I love that since I am a beta tester and I get the "=" symbol that it makes my username start with "<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" />"<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Suicide</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 13:39:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />Never, ever again am I going to attempt suicide. I was hospitalized at Northwest Community for a week in the mental ward. Never again.<br /><br />If you ever have these thoughts, talk to SOMEONE. ANYONE. Me included. IM me, call me, email me, whatever.<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Lollapalooza</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 03:43:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />Did I tell you guys I'm going to Lollapalooza 2008? It's a Chicago music festival in case you didn't know. Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails are going to be there. It should be fun as all hell.<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Dear John Letter</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:31:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />(stolen <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />)<br /><br />Dear John<br /><br />I don't know how to say this, our romance is over.<br />I think I realised it when you put handcuffs on me in the dungeon of the real-life D&D game, and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that the garbage-man turns me on. I'm sending back your ring, but I'm keeping Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should know that I never will forget your new life as a clone.<br />With pain,<br />Staci<br /><br /><br />Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)<br /><br />I don't know how to say this, but _1_<br />I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.<br />I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.<br />I'm sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.<br />You should know that I __10__ __11__.<br />__12__ /-your name-<br /><br /><br />1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:<br /><br />blue- our romance is over<br />red- our affair is at an end<br />white- I'm joining a monastery<br />black- I hate you<br />green- our horoscopes doesn't match<br />grey- You're a perv<br />yellow- I'm on the streets<br />pink- Your nostrils are an insult<br />brown- the mafia is after you<br />no shirt- You're a loser<br />other- I'm in love with your sister<br /><br /><br />2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?<br /><br />January- when I was riding a bear<br />February- when we were in the petting zoo<br />March- when we were skinny dipping<br />April- when I was high on sesame seed<br />May- when I was shaving your legs<br />June- when you put handcuffs on me<br />July- when I threw up<br />August- When I saw the tiny head<br />September- when your dwarf bit me<br />October- When I was taking a walk<br />November- When I tied my shoes<br />December- When your dog went crazy<br /><br />3. FAV FOOD?<br />Tacos- in your house<br />Pizza- in your van<br />Pasta - in London<br />Hamburger- Under the bus<br />Salad- while you were eating enchiladas<br />Chicken- with Chuck Norris<br />Kebab- in your closet<br />Fish- in woman-clothes<br />Sandwich- at the mental hospital<br />Hotdogs- underwater<br />Other- in the dungeon of the real-life D&D game<br /><br />4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?<br />Yellow- hitting on<br />Red- insulting<br />Black- ignoring<br />Blue- punching<br />Purple- pour syrup on<br />White- carve your name in<br />Grey- tear the clothes of<br />Brown- put leeches on<br />Pink- steal the toupee from<br />Green- snogging<br />No socks- sit on<br />Other- chasing out<br /><br /><br />5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?<br />Black Â my best friend<br />White- my father<br />Grey- John Travolta<br />Brown- my whoopee cushion<br />Purple- my pie<br />Red- Cookie monster<br />Blue- my aloe-vera plant<br />Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana<br />Orange Â my Carl Larsson-collection <br />Pink Â my cat<br />No underwear Â my Cartman-statue<br />Other- the crazy monk<br /><br />6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?<br />Scrubs - man<br />O.C. - sensitive<br />One Tree Hill - open<br />Heroes - ashamed<br />Lost - turned on<br />House - cowardly<br />Simpsons - scarred<br />The news - Mongolian<br />American Idol Â masochistic<br />Family Guy - senile<br />Other - frost-bitten<br /><br />7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?<br />Happy- how bad I've been feeling<br />Sad- How boring you are<br />Bored- that your honda sucks<br />Angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium<br />Depressed- that I have changed sex<br />Excited- that there's no solution to<br />Nervous- the Middle east<br />Worried- that we're cousins<br />Apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist<br />Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster<br />Huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on<br />Exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone<br />Anxious- that I'm actually a zombie<br />Other- "Deal or no deal" sucks<br /><br />8. THE COLOUR OF YOUR BEDROOM WALLS?<br />White- your ring<br />Yellow- your love letters<br />Red- your Darth Vader-poster<br />Black- your pet rock<br />Blue- the pillows<br />Green- the pictures of Portugal<br />Orange- your artificial teeth<br />Brown- your cellphone<br />Grey- our matching snoopy-bibs<br />Pink- the old toe-nails<br />Purple- your military service-memory-box<br />Other- the home-made porno<br /><br />9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?<br />A/B - Your picture<br />C/D - the oil-stock shares<br />E/F - My virginity<br />G/H - your neighbour Carl<br />I/J - The blood-test results<br />K/L- your left ear<br />M/N - Your suicide-note<br />O/P - my sense<br />Q/R - your mum<br />S/T - Your collection of butterflies<br />U/V/W - your crime records<br />X/Y/Z- your high school grades<br /><br /><br />10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME?<br />... ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Thingy</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:43:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />Info<br />[ ] I am shorter than 5'4<br />[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.<br />[x] I have many scars.<br />[x] I tan easily.<br />[x] I wish my hair was a different colour.<br />[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.<br />[ ] I have a tattoo.<br />[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.<br />[x] I have/I've had braces.<br />[x] I wear glasses.<br />[ maybe ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.<br />[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.<br />[x] I have more than 2 piercings.<br />[x] I have piercing in places besides my ears.<br />[ ] I have freckles.<br /><br />Family/Home Life<br />[x] I've sworn at my parents.<br />[ ] I've run away from home.<br />[x] I've been kicked out of the house.<br />[ ] My biological parents are together.<br />[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.<br />[x] I want to have kids someday.<br />[ ] I've had children.<br />[ ] I've lost a child.<br /><br />School/Work<br />[x] I'm in school<br />[ ] I have a job<br />[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.<br />[x] I almost always do my homework.<br />[x] I've missed a week or more of school.<br />[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.<br />[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year<br />[ ] I've stolen something from my job<br />[ ] I've been fired<br /><br />Embarrassment<br />[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.<br />[x] Disney movies still make me cry.<br />[x] I've peed from laughing.<br />[x] I've snorted while laughing.<br />[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.<br />[x] I've glued my hand to something.<br />[x] I've had my pants rip in public.<br /><br />Health<br />[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment<br />[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples<br />[ ] I've broken a bone.<br />[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.<br />[x] I've sat in a doctorÂs office/emergency room with a friend.<br />[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.<br />[ ] I had a serious surgery.<br />[ ] I've had chicken pox.<br /><br />Traveling<br />[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.<br />[x] I've been on a plane.<br />[ ] I've been to Canada.<br />[ ] I've been to Mexico.<br />[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.<br />[ ] I've been to Japan.<br />[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.<br />[ ] I've been to Europe.<br />[ ] I've been to Africa.<br /><br />Experiences<br />[x] I've gotten lost in my city.<br />[ ] I've seen a shooting star.<br />[ ] I've wished on a shooting star<br />[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.<br />[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.<br />[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.<br />[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.<br />[ ] I've been to a casino.<br />[ ] I've been skydiving.<br />[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.<br />[x] I've played spin the bottle.<br />[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.<br />[x] I've crashed a car.<br />[ ] I've been Skiing.<br />[ ] I've been in a play.<br />[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.<br />[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.<br />[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.<br />[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.<br />[ ] I've played chicken.<br />[x] I've played a prank on someone.<br />[x] I've ridden in a taxi.<br />[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.<br />[x] I've eaten sushi.<br />[ ] I've been snowboarding.<br /><br />Relationships<br />[x] I'm single.<br />[ ] I'm in a relationship.<br />[ ] I'm engaged.<br />[ ] I'm married.<br />[ ] I've gone on a blind date.<br />[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.<br />[x] I miss someone right now.<br />[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.<br />[ ] I've gotten divorced.<br />[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.<br />[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.<br />[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.<br />[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.<br /><br />Sexuality<br />[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.<br />[xxxxxxxxx] I've had a crush on a teacher.<br />[x] I am a cuddler.<br />[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.<br />[x] I've hugged a stranger.<br />[ ] I have kissed a stranger.<br /><br />Honesty/Crime<br />[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.<br />[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.<br />[x] I've snuck out of my house.<br />[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.<br />[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.<br />[x] I've cheated while playing a game.<br /><br />Yes<br />[x] I've cheated on a test.<br />[ ] I've run a red light.<br />[x] I've been suspended from school.<br />[x] I've witnessed a crime.<br />[ ] I've been in a fist fight.<br />[ ] I've been arrested.<br /><br />Drugs/Alcohol<br />[x] I've consumed 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                <title>Lesbians!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:57:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />I could really go for a lesbian lover right now, even though I'm just bi/straight whatever.<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Subscribed! Again!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:10:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br /><br />Word to the wise: never let your subscription run out. You'll have to redo your settings. And plus it's just a bitch.<br /><br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Regular Member</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:44:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Until my PayPal eCheck goes through, I'm just a regular member again, so this should last a few days or so.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Your Turn</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:35:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />-------------------------------------<br /><br />I have an idea. You guys give me a subject to write a poem about, and I will attempt to do it. I'll write about pretty much everything. I hope this works out as planned otherwise this will fail lol. I am at a loss of topics right now, so I need your help, guys! Please?<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Poetry Slams!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:59:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />-------------------------------------<br /><br />Marc Smith is amazing, for those who don't know. He invented the concept of the "Poetry Slam." Look him up if you don't know who he is.<br /><br />I recently had the pleasure of meeting with him and learning from him. My god, he is brilliant. Slam poetry is such a great medium. The closest thing I have to a slam poem so far is "Manual or Automatic?", which is my favorite poem of mine and is about masturbation.<br /><br />I read that poem at Creative Writing Day and at my school's little rinky-dink wrongly executed poetry slam. Everybody seems to love it, especially because of the way I read it. I guess I'll have to record myself slamming it so people who haven't heard me can hear me do it over the intarwebs.<br /><br />Marc Smith, if for some strange reason you ever come across this, know that you have changed the way I think about... well almost everything. Thank you.<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Mmmmm... Pop Tarts</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:44:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />-------------------------------------<br /><br />Stolen from CiaraKaida<br /><br /><br />You type your answers for the questions into the DA search bar and then link to one of the images on the first page of results. It can be the most popular, or newest, whichever you prefer.<br /><br />1. The age you will be on your next birthday: 18<br /><a href="http://jack-n-sally.deviantart.com/art/The-darkest-of-nights-78103874">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />2. A place you'd like to travel: Japan<br /><a href="http://suzi9mm.deviantart.com/art/japan-86-16469673">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />3. Your favorite place: Florida<br /><a href="http://dburn13579.deviantart.com/art/Florida-77371596">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />4. Your favorite object: My computer<br /><a href="http://darkmoonlight666.deviantart.com/art/MY-STUPID-COMPUTER-view-full-25647820">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />5. Favorite food: Mashed potatoes and gravy<br /><a href="http://tasha-sama27.deviantart.com/art/Mashed-Poh-tay-toh-69755099">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />6. Your favorite animal: Cat<br /><a href="http://escherichia-coli.deviantart.com/art/Stop-Photographing-Your-Cat-53093181">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />7. Your favorite color: Pink<br /><a href="http://serpentinekiss.deviantart.com/art/Pink-Panties-22759341">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />8. The town/state/etc in which you live: Illinois<br /><a href="http://perfektspellar.deviantart.com/art/Facts-about-Illinois-49406012">[link]</a> (not an image but I love it)<br /><br /><br />9. Name of past pet: Sharika<br /><a href="http://neutralmarco.deviantart.com/art/the-bridge-66614791">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />10. A dream come true: marrying my teacher... (I shall search his name, but not tell you it, because he doesn't like the whole internets knowing him) (oh well you are going to see the title anyways just don't type it out on the internets lol)(this guy happens to be a musician with the same name, and same hair...)<br /><a href="http://draydizzle.deviantart.com/art/Mark-Maxwell-53180606">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />11. Your nickname/screenname: ihatecrayons (i inserted spaces into it)<br /><a href="http://atomichunk.deviantart.com/art/Hate-35709917">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />12. Middle name: Lynn<br /><a href="http://darkmatterzone.deviantart.com/art/Natural-Beauty-9-78042041">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />13. Favorite Smell: Isopropyl Alcohol (rubbing alcohol)<br /><a href="http://pharan.deviantart.com/art/Isopropanol-47298024">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />14. Bad habit of yours: Stalking people<br /><a href="http://greenboy.deviantart.com/art/unsubtle-42182938">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />15. Your first job: Toys 'R' Us cashier<br /><a href="http://itsvoodoo.deviantart.com/art/Toys-Aren-t-Us-61893593">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />16. Favourite Movie: Lolita (1997 version)<br /><a href="http://hil7.deviantart.com/art/Lo-Lee-Ta-21061120">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />17. What are you doing right now? watching Law & Order<br /><a href="http://emperoratma.deviantart.com/art/Jack-McCoy-Law-and-Order-38921478">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />18. What's The Weather Like? Freezing<br /><a href="http://freakyhedgehog.deviantart.com/art/A-Freezing-Walk-27369621">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />19. Favourite Sport: competitive tv watching<br /><a href="http://kris-wilson.deviantart.com/art/TV-67934783">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />20. Favourite Music/Style/Band: Deftones and Radiohead (can't decide)<br /><a href="http://invisiblesuitcase.deviantart.com/art/deftones-3517496">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://fordailyuse.deviantart.com/art/Creep-54844381">[link]</a><br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>DSM-IV Made Easy!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:41:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />-------------------------------------<br /><br />I'm reading this pretty cool book called "An Honorable Profession." It's about a teacher and what's going on in his chaotic life. Pretty good stuff.<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Passersby is a weird word</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:29:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />-------------------------------------<br /><br />1 . YOUR REAL NAME:<br />Staci<br /><br />2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)<br />Staizzle? Stacizzle?<br /><br />3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)<br />Pink Cat<br /><br />4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)<br />Tipst<br /><br />5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)<br />Black Cherry Coke<br /><br />6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)<br />Tplyciord<br /><br />7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)<br />Marie Lee<br /><br />8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)<br />Black Vaughn<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br /><br />oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>This Thread is Now About Charlie Sheen</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:06:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />
-------------------------------------<br /><br />Why Charlie Sheen? I do not know.<br />
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My ACT score went up. Composite 28. 33 in Reading, 30 in English, 28 in Science, and a balmy 22 in Math.<br />
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I suck at math. But overall I got smarter! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br />
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oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Phobias</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:28:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />
-------------------------------------<br /><br />x = Somewhat<br />
xx = Greater<br />
xxx = huge enormous crippling omg fear<br />
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A<br />
[xxx] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness<br />
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.<br />
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.<br />
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.<br />
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.<br />
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.<br />
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.<br />
[xx] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.<br />
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.<br />
[x] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.<br />
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.<br />
[xxx] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.<br />
[x] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.<br />
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.<br />
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.<br />
[ ] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.<br />
[x] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.<br />
[ ] Autophobia - Fear of being alone.<br />
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B<br />
[ ] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.<br />
[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity.<br />
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes<br />
[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.<br />
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books.<br />
[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants.<br />
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C<br />
[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.<br />
[xx] Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.<br />
[ ] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.<br />
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.<br />
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors.<br />
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.<br />
[xxx] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.<br />
[xx] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.<br />
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.<br />
[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.<br />
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D<br />
[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.<br />
[ ] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.<br />
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses.<br />
[ ] Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.<br />
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E<br />
[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of the home.<br />
[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats.<br />
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.<br />
[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.<br />
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G<br />
[ ] Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.<br />
[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees.<br />
[x] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.<br />
[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women.<br />
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H<br />
[ ] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.<br />
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood.<br />
[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.<br />
[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water.<br />
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I<br />
[ ] Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.<br />
[xxx] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.<br />
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K<br />
[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.<br />
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L<br />
[ ] Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.<br />
[ ] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.<br />
[ ] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth<br />
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M<br />
[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.<br />
[ ] Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.<br />
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things.<br />
[ ] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.<br />
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N<br />
[ ] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.<br />
[x] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.<br />
[ ] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.<br />
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O<br />
[ ] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.<br />
[ ] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.<br />
[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.<br />
[ ] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.<br />
[ ] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.<br />
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P<br />
[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.<br />
[xxx] Parastitaphobia - Fear of Parasites.<br />
[ ] Pathophobia - Fear of disease.<br />
[ ] Pedophobia - Fear of children.<br />
[ ] Philophobia - Fear of love.<br />
[ ] Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.<br />
[xxx] Podophobia - Fear of feet.<br />
[ ] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.<br />
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.<br />
[ ] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of Flying<br />
[ ] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.<br />
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S<br />
[xx] Scolionophobia - Fear of school.<br />
[ ] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.<br />
[xxx] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.<br />
[ ] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.<br />
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T<br />
[ ] Tachophobia - Fear of speed.<br />
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology.<br />
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.<br />
[ ] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.<br />
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V-Z<br />
[ ] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.<br />
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs.<br />
[ ] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.<br />
[x] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers.<br />
[ ] Zoophobia - Fear of animals.<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br />
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oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Turkey Day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:07:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />
-------------------------------------<br /><br />Gobble Gobble.<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br />
<br />
oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>3,000 Pageviews</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:03:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />
-------------------------------------<br /><br />Thanks.<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br />
<br />
oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Meh</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 18:10:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />
-------------------------------------<br /><br />Meh. That is all.<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br />
<br />
oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>I Hate Photo Class</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:42:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />
-------------------------------------<br /><br />I hate it. The art form is great. beautiful stuff can come out when done correctly by some of the great artists on here. But this class. No. I hate it. It makes me cry. I want out. I am trying to get out. Emailed counselor. We'll see what happens.<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br />
<br />
oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Sick</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:35:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />
-------------------------------------<br /><br />I have been sick as a dog lately, but yet I still managed to submit a deviation and a screenshot of my desktop. lol at me.<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br />
<br />
oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Lost three pounds</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:51:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br />
-------------------------------------<br /><br />I'm on a diet. Because I want to be at my ideal weight for my age and my height. This is not influenced by anybody else, I wanted to do this. So I am counting calories, using those awesome tasting 100 calorie packs, and drinking Coke Zero (no calories! and [to me] tastes exactly like Coke! AND I get my caffeine fix! Yay)<br />
<br />
So far, I've lost three pounds. I am exercising more too.<br />
<br />
So yeah. Whatever. Just something to journal about. *shrug*<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland.<br />
<br />
oh. and to get more updates on me, my blog gets updated more often, so head on over to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>So I am a Gothic Metalhead. Interesting.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:15:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br /><br />HIGH CLASS:<br />
[ ] You go/have gone tanning.<br />
[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player.<br />
[x] You love Starbucks.<br />
[ ] You have been called a brat.<br />
[ ] You have tons of shoes.<br />
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale.<br />
[x] You have/had a laptop.<br />
[ ] You love shopping<br />
TOTAL: 3<br />
<br />
<br />
GOTHIC:<br />
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.<br />
[x] You wear chains.<br />
[x] You like heavy metal.<br />
[x] You've shopped at hot topic.<br />
[x] You have worn black lipstick.<br />
[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings.<br />
[x] You own a pair of Tripp pants<br />
[ ] You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.<br />
TOTAL: 7<br />
<br />
PUNK:<br />
[ ] You can skateboard.<br />
[x] You like plaid.<br />
[ ] You have Converse.<br />
[x] You hate MTV.<br />
[x] You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.<br />
[ ] You love mohawks.<br />
[x] You LOVE Music.<br />
[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not.<br />
TOTAL: 5<br />
<br />
EMO:<br />
[x] You are sad sometimes.<br />
[ ] You have dark colored glasses.<br />
[x] You cry easily.<br />
[ ] You like emo music.<br />
[x] You've kept a journal/diary.<br />
[ ] You have written a sad poem.<br />
[x] You have dyed your hair.<br />
[ ] You're sad when you're drunk.<br />
TOTAL: 4<br />
<br />
GHETTO:<br />
[ ] You like rap.<br />
[x] have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."<br />
[ ] You have worn/wanted a grill.<br />
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.<br />
[ ] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.<br />
[ ] You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood<br />
[ ] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant<br />
TOTAL: 1<br />
<br />
HARDCORE:<br />
[x] You like loud music.<br />
[ ] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.<br />
[ ] You have slip-on shoes.<br />
[ ] You like Norma Jean.<br />
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly<br />
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance<br />
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.<br />
[x] You wear jeans a lot.<br />
TOTAL: 4<br />
<br />
PREP:<br />
[ ] You LOVE The OC.<br />
[x] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.<br />
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.<br />
[ ] You like buying shoes A LOT.<br />
[ ] You have clothes from Hollister/AE, and/or Abercrombie.<br />
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.<br />
[ ] You have/had big sunglasses.<br />
[ ] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.<br />
TOTAL: 1<br />
<br />
ATHLETIC:<br />
[ ] You watch/watched the Superbowl.<br />
[ ] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.<br />
[ ] You collect jerseys.<br />
[ ] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.<br />
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.<br />
[ ] You belong/belonged to a team.<br />
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.<br />
TOTAL: 0<br />
<br />
SCENE:<br />
[ ] You like putting little bows in your hair.<br />
[x] You have mini-skirts.<br />
[x] You have parted your hair to the side.<br />
[ ] You think polka-dots are way cute.<br />
[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.<br />
[ ] You've been called scene before.<br />
[x] You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts.<br />
TOTAL: 4<br />
<br />
REDNECK:<br />
[ ] Gone four wheeling.<br />
[ ] Went hunting.<br />
[ ] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike...etc.<br />
[ ]Like to go fishing.<br />
[ ] Eat beef jerky.<br />
[x] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.<br />
[x] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.<br />
[ ] Know who Bocephus is.<br />
TOTAL: 2<br />
<br />
METALHEAD:<br />
[x] You wear band shirts a lot.<br />
[x] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.<br />
[x] You like bands.<br />
[x] You like Black Sabbath.<br />
[ ] You have gone to Ozzfest.<br />
[x] You have headbanged.<br />
[x] You don't like rap.<br />
[x] You have a taste for classic rock as well.<br />
TOTAL: 7<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland. ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>lysdexic</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:38:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br /><br />I think I am becoming slowly dyslexic/dysgraphic. see here: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgraphia">[link]</a><br />
<br />
especially dysgraphia. really sounds like me. it concerns me. which is why I like typing on the computer more because it has spell check (doesn't help with the misuse of words that sound like each other, like "sounds" and "should" [I did that in the sentence up there, but I caught it])<br />
<br />
Could be just me looking too far into things, but I am also frequently (just misspelled it, damn it. spell check caught it) misspelling words that I used to know how to spell, but now I vaguely remember and have to use spell check to help me. It is REALLY REALLY sucking, considering I want to be a writer and stuff (as a side job, I need a main job too).<br />
<br />
Man, I don't know.<br />
<br />
Oh, and I am reading the novel "nixoncarver" by Mark Maxwell. He's my Creative Writing teacher. He has a fucking book published. Got it off of eBay. It's actually really, really good. Even if you have no interest in Nixon, and don't know about the history of it, you'll understand it. It's hilarious, and has crude language (which I giggle at, imagining him saying those things, because he's my teacher and all), weird scenes that are sexualized (also make me giggle) and all sorts of fun stuff. If you can, you should find it and read it. It's amazingly good.<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br />
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I am right on the edge, in insanity, staring at geniusland. ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>lulz</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 21:58:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors.<br /><br />â«â¬â­â®âªâ«â¬â­â®ÒThis is a strange character. It makes everything you type turn out backwards. Try it, copy and paste the symbol into your browser somewhere. It really does work, Try it in the reply field.â«â¬â­â®âªâ«â¬â­â®<br /><br />Lime green lime green and tangerine... can you dig(g) it can you dig(g) it? ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Yay! Book!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:13:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anybody want to buy this book? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1122451">[link]</a> I am one of the authors. I wrote "Time", which is also in my gallery (too lazy to fish out the link <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />)<br />
<br />
So yeah. Or just go look at it, I think it's so cool that something of mine is somewhere.<br /><br />Lime green lime green and tangerine... can you dig(g) it can you dig(g) it? ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>School Schedule!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 23:35:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Gold Day, First Semester:<br />
<br />
Period 1: Psychology 1, Teacher: K. Mills<br />
<br />
Period 2: Creative Writing, Teacher: Mr. Maxwell<br />
<br />
Lunch<br />
<br />
Period 3: Web Site Programming, Teacher: Ms. Knappik<br />
<br />
Period 4: Photography 1, Teacher: A. Sieron<br />
<br />
Purple Day:<br />
<br />
Period 5: Genetics, Teacher: Mrs. Senteno<br />
<br />
Period 6: Seminar, Teacher: Mrs. Renner<br />
<br />
Period 7: Adaptive PE (assuming Mr. Drenth keeps the same workout schedule as last school year, this means IÂll be back to my stalkerish ways!) Teacher: Mr. Sauer<br />
<br />
Lunch<br />
<br />
Period 8: Cisco Networking Basics, Teacher: Mr. Drenth<br />
<br />
Gold Day, Second Semester:<br />
<br />
Period 1: Foods 2 Advance Food Prep, Teacher: L. Anderson<br />
<br />
Period 2: Psychology 2, Teacher: Harrington<br />
<br />
Lunch<br />
<br />
Period 3: Poetry, Teacher: Mr. Mikulak (heh)<br />
<br />
Period 4: Photography 2, Teacher: A. Sieron<br />
<br />
Purple Day:<br />
<br />
Period 5: Computer programming (worry worry worry), Teacher: Ms. Knappik<br />
<br />
Period 6: Seminar, Teacher: Mrs. Renner<br />
<br />
Period 7: Adaptive PE (once again, stalking), Teacher: Mr. Sauer<br />
<br />
Lunch<br />
<br />
Period 8: Cisco RTS/RT Basics, Teacher: Mr. Drenth<br />
<br />
This schedule is subject to change at any time before school starts, I hope it doesnÂt though because I like this schedule. Well, Foods is going to suck. But, hey hey, I get Mikulak and Drenth, I think IÂll survive. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />Lime green lime green and tangerine... can you dig(g) it can you dig(g) it? ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>sage</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:19:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am chewing some REALLY nasty tasting caffeine gum (they said it tastes like energy drinks, and they are right, it tastes EXACTLY like red bull, which is the energy drink I hate). I mean it is just terrible. But, the things I'll do for caffeine.<br />
<br />
Also have caffeinated lip balm. I have no idea how much would be in one regular apply, but hey, can't beat lip balm, and when there's some caffeine in it, all the better. That stuff tastes and smells like heaven (or vanilla toffee, whichever you prefer).<br />
<br />
Anyways, I really like that latest piece I wrote. Hence the *joy*<br />
<br />
Another anyways, do you guys read my blog? It is updated much more frequently than this is. It's over at <a href="http://boringbitch.com">[link]</a> (which will just redirect you to <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com">[link]</a> but boringbitch is more fun). Hosted on my friend Cat's server and uses WordPress and is not on some crappy "blogging" site. So WIN. And my blog provides epic lulz (a corruption of L-O-L).<br /><br />Lime green lime green and tangerine... can you dig(g) it can you dig(g) it? ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Happy 7th Birthday DeviantART!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:26:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm just a bit late for the party. But oh well. Party party hard and all that.<br /><br />Lime green lime green and tangerine... can you dig(g) it can you dig(g) it? ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>BITCH BITCH BITCH</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 13:13:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so I was looking for a lighter, and my dad's girlfriend happens to be a smoker. So I looked through some of her stuff to see if she had a lighter. I thought "Maybe she has one in her coat pocket!" so I went to look. There I found 5 of my Xanax pills in a baggie. Mind you, I need these for my anxiety attacks. I told my dad, he was shocked, but seemingly did nothing. So I confronted Carole today. I said "Why did you have a baggie of MY Xanax in your coat pocket?" To which she responded "What were you doing looking in my coat pocket?"<br />
<br />
Me: I was looking for a lighter.<br />
<br />
Bitch: In my coat pocket?<br />
<br />
Me: Yes... you ARE a smoker...<br />
<br />
Bitch: You still have no right to be in there<br />
<br />
Me: Uh, I think my problem is a BIT more important!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE MY PILLS!?!<br />
<br />
Bitch: I was saving them for you in case you had another anxiety attack [note from Staci: BULL-FUCKING-SHIT]<br />
<br />
Me: Well you have NO RIGHT to take my medication! You didn't even ASK ME!<br />
<br />
Bitch: And you have NO RIGHT going through my stuff<br />
<br />
Me: WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?! YOU GO THROUGH MINE WITH NO FUCKING PROBLEM!<br />
<br />
*slams my bedroom door*<br />
<br />
So, my dad knocks on my door and asks what's wrong, presumably because the bitch started crying and ran to her room like the little alcoholic baby bitch she is, so I told him exactly what happened. He said he'd straighten it out. I don't know what he did/is going to do, but he did throw me a pack of matches. (since I WAS looking for a lighter, after all.)<br />
<br />
I called my mom, bitched about it. She agrees with me. I called my sister, bitched about it, she COMPLETELY agrees with me. I called my aunt, she agrees with me and is going with me to buy a safe later.<br />
<br />
God fucking DAMN I HATE THAT BITCH.<br /><br />Lime green lime green and tangerine... can you dig(g) it can you dig(g) it? ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Happy 100 Deviations!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:07:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thanks to everybody who faved, commented, and watched.<br />
<br />
Smooches!<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/glomp.gif" width="47" height="20" alt=":glomp:" title="Glomp!" /><br /><br />Lime green lime green and tangerine... can you dig(g) it can you dig(g) it? ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Poetry!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:52:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, one poem so far. But I'm working on it.<br /><br />Lime green lime green and tangerine... can you dig(g) it can you dig(g) it? ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Feeling EXCEPTIONAL Relaxed</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 23:00:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Novocaine for the Soul" FTW. (a great song by the Eels)<br />
Also, if I haven't mentioned it enough, "Creep" by Radiohead is my favorite song of all time. So much emotion, it's just beautiful.<br />
<br />
Life is beautiful.<br /><br />Lime green lime green and tangerine... can you dig(g) it can you dig(g) it? ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>No Poetry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 11:32:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The creative juices just aren't flowing. No decent poems, or any poems for that matter, are coming. Well shit.<br />
<br />
I hate writer's block. :/<br /><br />Lime green lime green and tangerine... can you dig(g) it can you dig(g) it? ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Coming Out</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 19:56:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *copied from blog at <a href="http://staci.nerdiphythesoul.com*">[link]</a><br /><br />You guys, this is something I have been thinking about for a while now. And I just last night realized the truth.<br />
<br />
I am bisexual.<br />
<br />
I have technically known it for a while, I guess. Thinking girls are hot, that I would potentially enter into a relationship with her, I would do this girl, that girl, and also this guy, that guy. I think of them in the same way. I could love both sexes in the same sexual way.<br />
<br />
And I realized my true feelings for someone very close to me, I love her so much, and I would do anything for her. But, she is taken, and all I want is for her to be happy, whether or not that involves me.<br />
<br />
So yes, I am bisexual. Take that as you will. But right now I am as happy as a fat kid in a candy store.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Mom</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:41:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sometimes my mom can be cool. Sometimes my mother can be a total bitch.<br />
<br />
Today, my mom was really cool. We ranted about Carole (Carole is my dad's girlfriend, whom we live with). Let me tell you, I needed to rant to somebody who knows Carole SO BAD about Carole. I swear, I don't want to live with her anymore. If it keeps being this bad and annoying, I am moving out. I can't take it anymore. I don't want any more of her snooping shit, her snotty attitude, and her drinking problem.<br />
<br />
Sometime, when it gets too bad, I am telling my dad "It's either Carole moves out, or I do." And I am serious. I would move to my grandma's. Hell, I'd even move in with a friend. Anywhere other than living with that bitch Carole.<br />
<br />
You really need to meet her before you can really understand it. And trust me, you never want to meet her.<br />
<br />
Oh, somebody, please help me.<br />
<br />
(oh, and by the way, I am now on Prozac (fluoxetine), Lamictal (Lamotrigine), Lithobid (Lithium), and Alprazolam (Xanax). I'm just racking up all sorts of medications. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> )<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Blah Blah Blah</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:17:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Blaaaaaaah.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>No School on Friday</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:28:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Some days I love Christians. This would be one of those days.<br />
<br />
Good Friday, for sure. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Subscribed!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:31:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just became a subscribed deviant. Go me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Guess Who Plugged In Her Camera Today?!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 16:26:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I did, I did!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Novocaine for the Soul</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:47:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Drugs that deserve an award for greatness:<br />
<br />
Marijuana<br />
Xanax<br />
Ambien<br />
DXM<br />
<br />
*shrug* Just thought everyone should know that lol.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Douchebag</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2007 16:33:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (MSN name is darth.havoc@hotmail.com. probably his email as well. spam as you like.)<br />
<br />
(4:38:37 PM) Staci: hey sweetie!<br />
(4:38:51 PM) Greg: hi<br />
(4:38:56 PM) Staci: what's up?<br />
(4:39:17 PM) Greg: do you know someone by the name of Cat_the_marauder?<br />
(4:39:38 PM) Staci: no. why?<br />
(4:40:00 PM) Greg: my life is being ruined.<br />
(4:40:15 PM) Staci: why? where? what?<br />
(4:40:56 PM) Greg: someone is hurting my life, my heart is in tatters, and im hurting deep inside<br />
(4:41:32 PM) Staci: why? what's wrong?<br />
(4:42:17 PM) Greg: im torn. Staci how much do you love me?<br />
(4:43:33 PM) Staci: you know how much i love you! but.. why is this coming up? is something up?<br />
(4:44:22 PM) Greg: you know that im going to college soon, right?<br />
(4:44:35 PM) Staci: yeah<br />
(4:44:51 PM) Greg: yes something is up<br />
(4:45:33 PM) Staci: what is going on?<br />
(4:46:24 PM) Staci: oh? something like how you have multiple lovers across the country and claim you love them all? oh? is THAT up?<br />
(4:46:30 PM) Greg: i dont deserve you<br />
(4:46:46 PM) Staci: i realize<br />
(4:47:03 PM) Greg: yes<br />
(4:47:15 PM) Staci: I know everything, Greg.<br />
(4:47:25 PM) Greg: are you Cat_the_maruader<br />
(4:47:33 PM) Staci: no, Cat is my best friend.<br />
(4:47:44 PM) Greg: oh yes i remember now..that website<br />
(4:47:53 PM) Greg: the one you made yourself<br />
(4:48:01 PM) Staci: yeah<br />
(4:48:44 PM) Greg: Staci..<br />
(4:48:50 PM) Staci: what<br />
(4:48:57 PM) Greg: i know you hate me now<br />
(4:49:06 PM) Greg: and you rightly should<br />
(4:49:14 PM) Greg: *sighs*<br />
(4:50:16 PM) Staci: oh, only because you fucked me and are carrying on relationships that you claim to love elsewhere. I will not be a fuck buddy, I will not be a side dish, I will not be played like that. You lose. I'm posting this shit on my website.<br />
(4:50:32 PM) Greg: Staci im sorry..<br />
(4:50:42 PM) Greg: please<br />
(4:50:45 PM) Greg: im so sorry<br />
(4:51:19 PM) Staci: Cat's posting it on hers as well. If you would have fucking told me, it could have been an OPEN relationship.<br />
(4:51:28 PM) Greg: i know its too late, but please<br />
(4:51:31 PM) Greg: im so sorry<br />
(4:51:47 PM) Greg: my life was fucked up already before i even found you<br />
(4:52:35 PM) Greg: before you say anymore<br />
(4:52:49 PM) Greg: let me just tell you that i can never be forgiven for what ive done<br />
(4:52:57 PM) Staci: but there was no excuse for this. my life is fucked up too. do you know that i cut myself because of you yesterday?! i thought for once someone really loved me and that i wasn't going to be alone forever, but I guess I was wrong. you are nothing, and that makes me feel like nothing.<br />
(4:53:29 PM) Greg: i know i am nothing. but YOU are something, Staci<br />
(4:53:32 PM) Greg: please<br />
(4:53:34 PM) Greg: dont do this<br />
(4:54:20 PM) Staci: no. it's over, Greg. I will not be played like that. I will not take your bullshit.<br />
<br />
oh, and by the way, your cum tastes like shit.<br />
(4:54:58 PM) Greg: i know its over Staci, but please dont ruin my life im already about to shoot myself<br />
(4:55:59 PM) Greg: i dont deserve forgiveness<br />
(4:56:05 PM) Greg: i dont want forgiveness<br />
(4:56:13 PM) Greg: in fact, screw life<br />
(4:56:18 PM) Greg: my life is nothing<br />
(4:58:49 PM) Staci: anyways, if you think you feel like shit, imagine how I feel. you don't know how girls work, and you wouldn't know even if you tried. I never thought about you during our experiences of sex, and I never came either. I might be a bad actress, but you are a bad lover.<br />
(4:59:32 PM) Greg: i am. i know...i dont know how girls work. and i never will find out....<br />
(5:00:37 PM) Staci: this is so going all over the internet.<br />
Nerdiphy Team: 1<br />
You: -3<br />
(5:01:40 PM) Greg: i dont care about the scores....i have nothing anymore. Staci, i know i deserve what im getting..but...*sighs* <br />
(5:02:47 PM) Staci: Nerdiphy Team: 2<br />
You: -3<br />
(5:04:09 PM) Greg: but...listen...im so sorry i have ruined your heart, Staci....you are right, i am a sorry bastard who deserves nothing. <br />
(5:04:28 PM) Greg: but i do declare that no matter what, i DO love you<br />
(5:04:41 PM) Staci: bullshit<br />
(5:04:47 PM) Greg: just listen<br />
(5:05:02 PM) Greg: i DO love you Staci, im just going through alot of changes<br />
(5:05:14 PM) Greg: problems that i have regretted even making<br />
(5:05:28 PM) Greg: please Staci i still love you no matter what<br />
(5:05:45 PM) Staci: puberty?! those changes? lol<br />
(5:05:54 PM) Greg: no not those changes<br />
(5:06:00 PM) Greg: changes in my mind<br />
(5:06:27 PM) Staci: it would have been nice had you told me<br />
(5:06:43 PM) Greg: i sent you a message yesterday.<br />
(5:07:03 PM) Staci: saying what?<br />
(5:07:22 PM) Greg: all about what you know now.<br />
(5:07:27 PM) Staci: where?<br />... ]]></description>
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                <title>Fuck You</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 17:26:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Fuck you, that is all I have to say.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>More Blankity Blankity Blank</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 22:29:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ BLANK!!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>Blankity Blankity Blank</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 22:27:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Blank!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Hate School</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:43:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Can you see this, school!? Huh?! what now?!?!<br />
<br />
Uh, I don't know. Bored and in study hall. Bad things happen. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~DeXTrodiphen</author>
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                <title>*sees page views*</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 17:38:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh wow, thanks for the 1,000 profile views people! (and sorry that it is late lol)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Shitload of short stupid poems</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 14:24:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I submitted a bunch of short little poems in various categories, I wrote them in study hall, don't expect anything great. at all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OMGSPLOSION AN ENTRY!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 13:15:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just wanted to let you all know I am still alive. I made it to my junior year of high school. And I submitted a new poem earlier today. Written during lunch, don't expect much. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I probably wont update this too often..</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2006 21:41:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have like 230972359087-980327598097597437598473 different blogging things, so most likely, this one will not be updated. I will, however, direct you to ones that will be. <a href="http://gatesophile.wordpress.com/">My WordPress blog</a>, most likely  to be updated. <a href="http://www.xanga.com/NoahWyleLovER">My Xanga</a>, could possibly be updated. <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ihatecrayons">My MySpace</a> but I hate MySpace. It's horrible. So yeah. But I like my theme. So yeah. I don't update the MySpace blog much. So better go with WordPress, or Xanga if you must.<br />
<br />
~Staci ]]></description>
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