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GO check her gal... ]]> =DeadlyNinja well this sucks (+commissions) http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/21897352/ http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/21897352/ Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:03:34 PST Anyway, the reason is this. I just tried to pay myself a subscription to this site, and guess what (not to my surprise) DA thinks of my country as not trustworthy. Correct term used 'High Risk location'. So there is no absolute way that i can buy anything from DA from here =/...

Anyway to cut to the chase, ill be willing to do commissions (art requests) in exchange for a donation in the form of a sub!(If anyone is willing to do things like this) ofc depending on the sub you may get =
1 month - pencil sketch;
3months(detailed pencil-or basic digi);
6 - full digi ;
12- my eternal gratitude and the best i can offer!!

ofc + features in my new journals ^^... (and you can pick the medias-style you want me to use if you dont like the offered)
It would really make me happy if someone was willing to do this

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]]> =DeadlyNinja Devious Journal Entry http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/10824012/ http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/10824012/ Thu, 23 Nov 2006 14:09:21 PST Sorry for the delay, I haven't been myself lately...this past days...ok these past months ! >><< So sorry again for being late.
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REQUESTS

Note:All is done in manga unless asked otherwise and I will post every request in one big deviaton then post links to seprate pictures in the description,

so you will have to wait till I am done with everything XD

1.

(finished)
2.

(finished)
3.

(finished)
4.

(finished)
5.

(finished)
6.

(finished)
7.

(finished)*compromised*

anime girl and dude fighting
9.

(finished)
10.

foxy and matt ,romance scene
11.

dark dude

3 more to go yay!

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]]> =DeadlyNinja Devious Journal Entry http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/10599989/ http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/10599989/ Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:07:22 PST
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1. What is in your left pocket?
AHahah no pockets

2. How much alcohol did you have in the past week?
Don't drink XD

3. Do you eat gas station food?
Nopes, hate it...Actually I never entered a gas station in purpose to eat XD

4. Ever drive all night to get to someone?
sure, but I'd probably crash the car cuz I don't have a licence

5. Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Never saw it, he sucks...ugly....anoying....

6. Do people that scream into their cell phones annoy you?
Fuck yes!my mom does it all the time, but not on purpose, she just talks loud..I usually have to move my cell away from my ear for few inches to talk to her lol

7. What color underwear do you have on?
HMmmmmmmmmm white

8. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
I got both! Even marble..And stuff!

9. Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I don't have a shower

just thubs

10. Could you live with roommates?
Hell yes!!it would be so fun to have a roomie!!

11. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
............................................3 i think XD

12. where was your first kiss?
4th grade lol

13. Have you ever done drugs?
no and I shall never do it

14. Have you ever smoked?
Nopes but my mom leted me try it once, i took a smoke and died XD I cough from the smoke =-D

14 1/2. Do you smoke as in regularly?
I die from it regulary!

15. Last time you had a run in with the cops?
The last time i robbed the bank I think..They never cought me MWuahahahah

16. Where do you work? Or go to school?
I work in a secret complex in the mountains, preparing for a secret attack on USA soil to steal everyones pants!

17. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A cylon centurion!!11 11 So I can scare the shit out of my friends! XD

18. How blonde are you?
doooo

19. Who is number 1 on your top 8?
AASDsajJ!jdsf!

27. If you could meet one celebrity, who would it be?
I'd meet Channing Tatum!!!then rape him and marry him!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HE IS SOO KYOOooT XD *just watched a movie with him**dies*

28. Last time you broke the law?
Just yesterday when I stole my neighbours doorbell!

29. How long have you been in the state that you live in?
200 years!

LAST:

1. Friend you saw?
My bomb specialist Maja!

2. Friend you talked to?
Still Maja!

3. Last person you texted?
military intelegence in USA the "P.a.n.t.s." squad

4. Message over myspace?
DUocs

6. Person you called?
"P.A.N.T.S" FTW!!!!

7. Person you hugged?
uhhmm....

TOMMORROW:
1. Is: 13:45!

2. Got any plans:Meet a friend ,study, make plans for world domination

3. Dislikes about tomorrow: booooooooM!

FAVORITE:
1. Number:18

2. Color: REDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BURNSSSS

3. Season: Summer - Winter! best for attacks and invasions!

CURRENTLY:
1. Dating someone: Yes my job! THrowing kids in trenches!

2. Missing someone: I miss my sniper rifle..it was a good gun..

3. Mood: killing frenzy!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!

4. Wanting: More weapons!!!

5. Listening to: My neighbours screams after I activated my napalm bomb! WMUAhahahhahahahhah BUUURN YOU RINKLY POTATO!!!AHAHHAHA

6. Watching: A nice fire....*evil grin*

7. Worrying about: The fire spreading to my house O.o

SAD SECT... ]]> =DeadlyNinja Lol been a while http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/10515820/ http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/10515820/ Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:13:01 PDT so..sorry

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DAMN IT! I've been tagged by

DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! =.X

1) Do you like animals?
Of course!Who doesn't =.=

2) Have you ever met an online friend in person?
Nopes..Neva...

3) Are you athletic?
Yes

4) Are you: thin, fat, athleticlly built etc:
well depends what you concider thin, if you mean anorexic thin then HELL NO

5) How much do you weigh?
uhh............57 kilos?XD

6) What's your height?
hmm..... 168 cm and still growing

7) Shoe size
uhh...38

8) Girls- are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?
normal!somtimes tomboyish XD

9) Guys- Are you girly, or guyish?

10) How old are you?
16

11) When's your birthday?
March 9th

12) Do you like to receive giftart?
I would like to recieve

13) Are you sociable?
Yup!Always!

14) Do you have many friends?
XD Yup!

15) What's your race?
European

16) Do you like to talk on the phone?
YES!

lotsa!

17) Are you single or taken?
Still waiting for someone

18) Do you eat meat?
Yes I do

19) Are you paranoid?
Not a fat chance!

20) Do you read a lot?
Sometimes, if I am in the mood or when I have to for school

21) Do you listen to music, what kind?
Yes almost everything that is listenable

22) Do you play any instruments?
nopes..I wanted to

23) How long have you been drawing?
Since I was...3

24) Whats the meaning of life?
having friends and family

25) Now tag six of your friends!

I tag anyone who has the will to do this

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REQUESTS

Note:All is done in manga unless asked otherwise and I will post every request in one big deviaton then post links to seprate pictures in the description,

so you will have to wait till I am done with everything XD

1.

(finished)
2.

(finished)
3.

(finished)
4.

(finished)
5.

(finished)
6.

http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/10168980/ Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:21:53 PDT Peace out.

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P: Popular with all types of people.
E:A GOD DAMN GOOD KISSER
T:Loyal to those you love.
R: Fuckin crazy
A: Likes to drink.

N: Dead sexy.
I:Loves everyone.
K:Really silly.
O:Best in bed.
L: Loved by everyone
I:Loves everyone.
C:Is wild and crazy.

(hahaha yeah right XP parts are true..)

THIS SHIT IS TRUE
KEY:
A: Likes to drink.
B: Likes people
C: Is wild and crazy.
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E: A GOD DAMN GOOD KISSER
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Have a very good personality and looks.
I: Loves everyone.
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Loved by everyone
M: Makes dating fun
N: Dead sexy.
O: Best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Fuckin crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: Loyal to those you love.
U: Really like to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Z: Always ready.

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All is done in manga unless asked otherwise and I will post every request in one big deviaton then post links to seprate pictures in the description, so you will have to wait till I am done with everything XD

Request List
1:

Cathrine and Derandus kissing (finished)
2:

His char Kuroji (finished)
3:

Her character Yumi (finished)
4:

Her char kai [link] [link] [link] (finished)
5:

Her character Yuki Taiwater:6'3 tall (don't know this is important as you can't see how tall is he in the drawing XP)Long white hair, fox ears, fox tail(black tip) ice blue eyes, sharp and probably long (finished)
6:

Metal girl and boy kissing.
7:

Kyo,Kaishate,Aiko,Lia, funny pic (@_@)
8:

Anime girl and dude fighting
9:

guessing Emo KId lol
10:

SUprise Mwuhahah

11.

Foxy and Matt,romance scene
12.

its a dark picture. he's got a black cloak surounding his body... ]]> =DeadlyNinja Funny thingy :D http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/10006285/ http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/10006285/ Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:33:53 PDT RIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiGHhhhhhtttttt and then the beaver came and wrapped the chocolate into a paper XP

Pick the first Letter of Your first Name

A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated

Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L- Ho
M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed

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Request List
1:

Cathrine and Derandus kissing
2:

His char Kuroji
3:

Her character Yumi
4:

Her char kai [link] [link] [link]
5:

Metal girl and boy kissing.
7:

Kyo,Kaishate,Aiko,Lia, funny pic (@_@)
8:

Anime girl and dude fighting
9:

guessing Emo KId lol
10:

SUprise Mwuhahah

11.

Foxy and Matt,romance scene
12.

its a dark picture. he's got a black cloak surounding his body, and black hair... ]]> =DeadlyNinja First 10 get a sketch http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9929400/ http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9929400/ Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:42:27 PDT

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The first 10 people who comment on this journal will get sketch for free. However, in return, you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal.

Anyone can request, as long as you dont break any of the rules listed below and put this in your journal in return. X3

Request List
1:

Cathrine and Derandus kissing
2:

His char..DUDE you didn't tell me the name!
3:

Her character Yumi
4:

Her char kai [link] [link] [link]
5:

Metal girl and boy kissing.
7:

Kyo,Kaishate,Aiko,Lia, funny pic (@_@)
8:

Warrior with 2 swords (medieval thing XP)
9:

guessing Emo KId lol
10:

SUprise Mwuhahah

RULES:
1. No porn
2. I will NOT draw your request until I see this in your journal. ( Meh you don't have to)
3. One character per person.(meh I can do more in one pic, like a romantic pic or something like that, fighting, etc..
4. No characters too complicated.(I LUV Complicated!GIMMEE)
5. Please, only request art of your own, original, character.(fan art goes for me too XP)
6. In your comment, include a link to a reference picture of the character you want me to draw.
Devious Comments (Add yours)
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Edit: note it that it will be in manga/anime style unless asked otherwise

Clubs I am in:

... ]]> =DeadlyNinja How much am I retarded http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9906437/ http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9906437/ Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:36:25 PDT
[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[ ] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to fuckk off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[ ] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[ ] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[ ] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[ ] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[ ] I've done something really stupid wile I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk

[x] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things...

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[x] I move my head to the side when im confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[ ] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Total score [4]

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm ___% retarded"

I'm 12 % retarded! Rofl XP ]]> =DeadlyNinja Quiz thing :D http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9882003/ http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9882003/ Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:01:20 PDT
STole from:

Will You...

[_] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill?

[_] fight me?

[_] fuck me?

[_] kiss me?

[_] let me kiss you?

[_] watch a movie with me?

[_] go out to dinner with me?

[_] let me drive you somewhere?

[_] take a shower with me?

[_] drink with me?

[_] take me home for the night?

[_] let me sleep in your bed?

[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?

[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?

[_] hold my hand?

[_] let me make you breakfast?

[_] help me with homework?

[_] tickle me?

[_] let me tickle you?

[_] instant message me?

[_] greet me in public?

[_] hang out with me?

[_] bring me around your friends?

[_] be down with me no matter what?

[_] go to prom with me?

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?

[_] think im serious?

[_] think im a good person

[_] think im conceided?

[_] want to kiss me?

[_] want to cuddle with me?

[_] want to hook up with me?

[_] want to *Do* me?

[_] think I would do you?

[_] love me?

AM I...

[_] smart?

[_] cute?

[_] funny?

[_] sexy?

[_] cool?

[_] romantic?

[_] a *freak*?

[_] gangsta?

[_] loveable?

[_] adorable?

[_] trustworthy

[_] compassionate?

[_] great to be with?

[_] attractive?

[_] mean?

[_] well known?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about hooking up with me?

[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?

[_] wished I were there?

[_] had a crush on me?

[_] wanted my number?

[_] had a dream about me?

[_] been distracted by me?

[_] wanted to see my private part?

[_] looked at my page more than ten times?

ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?

[_] horny?

[_] thinking about me?

[_] wanting to call me to talk about these things?

[_] going to repost this? ]]> =DeadlyNinja Don't you agree? http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9853231/ http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9853231/ Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:57:38 PDT
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I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean YOU. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but because you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up and stop acting like freakin retarded little boys.

girls who agree repost.
and to the few guys who have balls and agree repost this

To every girl that dresses cute not skanky

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose the whore instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just like once to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that wont get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart Out There again because she has been HURT tooo many times or so badly.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought maybe this could be the one and instead got her heart ripped out.

To every girl that believes in her dreams.

To every girl that would do anything so she could achieve those dreams.

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesnt think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that has been cheated on because shes not a whore who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that doesnt want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.

...this one's for you.
And REMEMBER girls... a lot of these apply to the guys too. For as many despicable men there are out there... there's a woman just as bad.

Remember to repost it if you agree!!! ]]> =DeadlyNinja Back http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9835648/ http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9835648/ Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:15:08 PDT
Lots of kisses and hiii's from me

]]> =DeadlyNinja AWay http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9233691/ http://DeadlyNinja.deviantart.com/journal/9233691/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 14:58:59 PDT
kissess from me

Edit: oh yeah I wont be showing up on msn or DAmn much as I don't have cable net anymore, this slow thing (dial-up) is a nightmare T_T

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