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                <title>back for Realz</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:48:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Look at this i've been gone for almost 2 years...2 years people.<br />Not going to update you on whats going on cause you prob dont care. If you still Devwatch me then thank you I'm getting a camera again and I've grown as a photographer so mutch and i can't wait to show you. Later<br />-Dave<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:06:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I made some mental goals the other day that i want/need to get done over the summer. I'm putting them up here as a reminder and will cross them off once they have been accomplished...thats gonna take awhile.<br />
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1. Lose 10 pounds<br />
   a. get rid of the little fat on the belly<br />
   c. get a six pack! :sexy:<br />
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2. Run the 5 miles in 25 minutes<br />
   a. Run 10 miles in 60 minutes<br />
   b. Run 20 miles in 120 minutes<br />
   c. Run 3.1 miles in under 10 minutes<br />
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3. Make $1000<br />
  a. make $2000<br />
  b. make $3000<br />
  c. buy a new car<br />
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4. Paint 5 pictures<br />
  a. and do 20 sketches<br />
  b. and do 50 sketches<br />
  c. paint 10 pictures and do 50 sketches<br />
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5. Read 5 books<br />
  a. read 10 books<br />
  b. read 15 books<br />
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6. Write a story<br />
 a. and 2 new poems<br />
 b. write 2 stories<br />
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7. Have fun!!!!!<br /><br />In case you couldn't tell its gonna be a busy summer just trying to accomplish my goals. The physical aspect itself will take the whole summer. If i somehow get all of them accomplished i dont know what i'll do...maybe buy everyone who watches me subscriptions cause i would be so proud of myself. I think i can do it if i really want. And if i did do all of them it would put me in a very good position for....i dont know. Anyway tell me if you think i'm setting myself up for failure or if you think they're all too easy....what are some of your summer goals?<br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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                <title>Bazawazazam</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 18:47:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today was alright day. Alot of people told me they voted for me as prom prince (prince is like king for the juniors), i dont really care cause i'm not sure if i'm even going. I got the nicest comment from someone today who said they voted for me because i'm a very nice and down to earth guy and that i dont care about popularity or anything, that was a big cheer me up! I really need to get to putting up pictures that i've been taking but i'm really too busy to be finding a scanner, i'm practically losing my mind from school, when people said junior year was the hardest they were not kidding...at all <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />. Hey but i should get use to it if i want to go to colledge right? Anyway just wondering how everyone else is doing...and plllleeeaaassseee check out my new faviorite song Waltz in Blue by Jean-Jacques Burnel i loove it<br /><br />Want explore the world with me... well i cant but Here are beautiful collection of pictures i discovered while surfing the net... enjoy<br />
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<img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060409/capt.sge.hnl60.090406224500.photo00.photo.default-380x261.jpg?x=380&y=261&sig=s03btSI9kLnHSQZreaz7Cw--" alt="Bipasha Basu" /> <br />
Bipasha Basu : Indian Bollywood Actress Bipasha Basu presents a creation by Indian designer Monisha Jaisingh during the Wills Lifestyle Fashion Week Grand Finale in New Delhi.<br />
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<img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060325/i/r4111678545.jpg?x=380&y=269&sig=0UNX_u0KNxQ3fZTzUtwKUQ--" alt="Dubai World Cup" /> <br />
Artists perform during the opening ceremony of the Dubai World Cup horse race in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, March 25, 2006.<br />
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<img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060407/i/r2124679071.jpg?x=380&y=248&sig=Vc12C8QMF.3J1i8qjzaubA--" alt="St.Petersburg" /> <br />
Tourists walking past Peter and Pawel Fortress in St.Petersburg, Russia, is reflected in a puddle<br />
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<img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060406/capt.sge.gur77.060406235515.photo00.photo.default-253x380.jpg?x=229&y=345&sig=6dYzF2_lRNOQ3TmoHoqPlw--" alt="At the circus" /> <br />
At the circus : Circus artists of the Atlantis ensemble perform during this season's premiere of Circus Krone, in Munich.<br />
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<img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060407/capt.sge.gus13.070406000028.photo00.photo.default-271x380.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=cMKv8YedMGxyLLt_e2F9uA--" alt="Fishy view" /> <br />
Fishy view : A visitor looks at fishes swimming in the Mediterranean basin of the Sea Life aquarium in Munich, southern Germany.<br />
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<img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060405/capt.alt10704051849.italy_assisi_basilica_alt107.jpg?x=229&y=345&sig=oV2ytjth.dPiNZCGlZJWqw--" alt="St. Francis" /> <br />
A view of Cimabue's 13th Century frescoes on the St. Francis of Assisi Basilica's vault, during an unveiling ceremony of restored works, Wednesday April 5, 2006. At top center, the section of the Basilica's ceiling known as St. Matthew's rib vault. St. Francis Basilica suffered severe damage in a 1997 earthquake, which sent thousands of fresco fragments tumbling from the ceiling. The basilica and its frescoes have since been restored.<br />
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n the Gaza sun : Palestinian children play near their home in the Bedouin village of Umm Al-Nasser, in the northern Gaza Strip.<br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
DON'T GIVE ME SASS! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rage.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":rage:" title="Rage" /><br />
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                <title>eHhh</title>
                <link>http://Deviant-Dave.deviantart.com/journal/8162448/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 18:50:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You guys make everything so difficult<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> It wasn't really DA that mutch as other things on top of DA. I cant submit anything cause i dont have a scanner, so i'll work on that, and i just get frustrated and take it out on here, this is my sssssaaaannnncccttttuuuuuaaaarrrrrrrryyy yyyy.....  Just alot to handle with my friends sister dying and school and my "girlfriend" and "friends" and work. I think out of all this i've learned that out of all things being misunderstood is the worst, and my friends at school that left me i'm kinda glad, now i only have the true ones. I hope in the end it'll make me a better person. You guys have also been great i wasn't expecting anything,  But i guess <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nerd.gif" width="20" height="21" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd" />'s watch out for each other <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />. I think i'm going to reevaluate everything and make a new decision later. Cause i cant leave all my homies hanging and i wouldn't want to upset deir, and i want to stick, and keep my sub, and be not be missed. But yeah maybe another break off to clear my mind.....<br />
Cause out of all the things i've lost i miss my mind the most....jk lol<br /><br /><br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
DON'T GIVE ME SASS! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rage.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":rage:" title="Rage" /><br />
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                <title>Goodbye..forever?</title>
                <link>http://Deviant-Dave.deviantart.com/journal/8152881/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2006 19:01:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well this is it everyone, i've had a fun time on DA. It was worth it all i learned alot and had alot of fun, i wont forget the people that i've known on here for a long time and wish you guys the best. I'll be taking down all my pictures soon i dont have time now... I'm pretty sure i'll be gone indefinitely but i'll probabally come on everyonce and awhile and see if anything new is going on. I dont expect alot of goodbye's because well i just screwed everything up on here. Everytime i get on this site now it seems like a chore, and i've tried to fix things but it dosen't work. Everytime i get on it kinda makes me sad and it's not fun any more and i dont know that many people anymore.  So before i screw anyone else over Take it slow and easy, and have fun.<br />
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Again sorry tim, hope this will fix everything<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
DON'T GIVE ME SASS! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rage.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":rage:" title="Rage" /><br />
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2006 19:32:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'm in trouble<br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
DON'T GIVE ME SASS! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rage.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":rage:" title="Rage" /><br />
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2006 18:38:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ All men die but most never live<br /><br />Yeah so i dunno whats going on, i think i've finally come to terms with fear. It may be very strange at my age and i'm DEFINETALLY NOT sucidal but i'm not scared of dying. I'm not scared of being rejected, i'm not scared of making people mad at me, and i'm not scared of failure. I think first realizing then overcoming your fear is a huge step in life but hey, what would i know i'm only 17 <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />. It's random but I've also decided not to get married or engaged untill i'm in my very late 20's early 30's. I think they reason why people get married when their 21-25 is because they have a fear of being alone the rest of their lives. And now that i think about more it just makes sence. 30 years old isn't that old anymore you've only lived out less then half your life and in some cases only 1/4. 20 years old is way to young to be tied to someone.<br />
     I'm also proud of my dad, he has fianally reached what he's wanted to do for a very long time now. He buys houses fixes them up then sells them. I can see he enjoys it alot and it makes me happy, the only thing now is he got a call and the doctors are dubling his diabetes medicatation so now i have to really watch him. I made little alert things that say Daddy alert Level: ELEVATED. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> anyone how is everyone else doing?<br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
DON'T GIVE ME SASS! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rage.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":rage:" title="Rage" /><br />
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                <title>Fear</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2006 19:31:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Fear: I don't know why we put things off, but if I had to guess, I'd have to say it has a lot to do with fear. Fear of failure, fear of rejection, sometimes the fear is just of making a decision, because what if you're wrong? What if you're making a mistake you can't undo? We can't pretend we hadn't been told. We've all heard the proverbs, heard the philosophers, heard our grandparents warning us about wasted time, heard the damn poets urging us to seize the day. Still sometimes we have to see for ourselves. We have to make our own mistakes. We have to learn our own lessons. We have to sweep today's possibility under tomorrow's rug until we can't anymore. That knowing is better than wondering, that waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst, beat the hell out of never trying.<br /><br />Today was another great day. I helped my brother move again and then we all went to a Diner. After that we hung out at his new pad. It was alot of fun...kinda ackward cause everyone thier was like 25 years old and at completley diffrent stages in their life, i still identified and for some reason they talked about highschool alot. I guess thats what you do when your 25, wish you were back in highschool. And when your in highschool you wish you were back in middle school or elementry school cause lets face it recess was the shit. Anyway i'm going back to the photography studio again and this time they said i'd come when its alot busier and she said she'd make sure its a day when their are alot of female models <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />. I'm also trying to get a helecopter ride with a radio station of something for my photography assignment, i'm gonna call tommorow and i'll let you guys know, wish me luck. Its really just i want to ride in a helicopter but photography is my key their...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />. I'm also considering to pick up writing and deleating all my devations and if i like a couple i deleated i'll put them back up. Hope everyone else is having a good time.<br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
DON'T GIVE ME SASS! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rage.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":rage:" title="Rage" /><br />
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                <title>Symbolic</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 19:14:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This was a great week.<br />
The weekend was fun i went to photography studio and plan on going back again sometime it was very fun and interesting. The photography studio rekindled my love for photography because our realtionship has been lagging, we just weren't the same. But now everytime we get together i fell this energy, this release <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /> ok well yeah i think i'm back now, good ol' dave. This weekend i'm going to help my brother move to York again and i might bring my camera since it is such a great place to take picture the main subject matter there is industrial. The rest of this week was good to, went jogging and running alot had a fun time at juice and java and the movies. Today was also a good day i decided to walk back from work since it wasn't that far. I look up and was awed so i layed down for an hour and stared at the starts in the sweet sent of silence. I was their for an hour and then slowly got up. When i started walking i wondered how many of us dreamers are left.......<br /><br /><br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
DON'T GIVE ME SASS! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rage.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":rage:" title="Rage" /><br />
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                <title>Random</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:17:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well I'm finally back but i'm not so sure i like DA anymore, with all this bitching and whining and "i'm offended" crap. I really dont feel like dealing with drama, especially on a website for christs sake. I liked it when i could just talk to people and they wouldn't say anything but nice things so i felt obliged to say nice things back. And i haven't really been active since October and wow have alot of things happened, parties, games, highs, lows, and just pure fun. I haven't talked to alot of people for a long time so if you get this leave a comment so we can talk some time! And while your leaving a comment check out my latest pic...its my best one yet!<br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 20:38:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I know i haven't been up to par on well.....anything. But i'll be off of DA for an unknown amount of time, maybe a week, maybe a month (hopefully not). Things wont really change much cause i haven't been on anyway...keep sending those pictures i still have 165 to look at and plan at looking at all of them! Anyway have a great thanksgiving and happy holidays....<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 09:20:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Holy snap its been over a month. I've been on and off DA and really busy but now i'm grounded since i suck at math so i think i'm going to spend more time on DA these next 3 months or so. And sorry i haven't updated but i dont have a scanner so i cant really show you any of my film pictures. Lets see so much has happened. I moved rooms so now i'm downstairs and away from my parents <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> ( now i can sneak out without getting caught). hmm my brothers wedding was awsome and i took alot of pictures my photography classes are going great and were going to be printing tommorow. me and my gf broke up, and i'm not sure if were still friends, she was an ass. School is tough, life is good, friends are fun. Those are the major things that have been going on so if u really want me to get down to the nitty gritty it'll be the longest entry anyone ever wrote on DA. Who knows maybe i'll do it to make up for my lack of journal entries. Leave some love....<br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 16:48:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I need a Header! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br /><br />DeviantART: Went through a good bit of pictures on Sunday and I would have put up a journal on Sunday but my computer got screwed up and after working on it for 30 minutes (these journals take me a long time) I couldnt bring it back up. Going through some more pictures today and if you want Ill put up pictures from homecomingexcited about Saturday Its my brothers wedding <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" />. Ill be sure to take pictures with my new FLIM CAMERAthats right I finally got it my EOS Rebel K2... so that should be fun. <br />
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DeviantDAVE: The whole last week was crazy, it was spirit week at school. I did every single day like always Monday was slob day where I wore my boxers outside of my Pjs with a ripped shirt. Tuesday was class color day ours was green so I painted just my eye brows and <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eyes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":eyes:" title="Eyes" />ed all day longwith my green shirt and pants. Wednesday was western day where I wore a sombrero and a Mexican looking shirt. Tuesday was switch day I wore tight pants with VARSITY on the butt and a tight sweater (<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" />) And Friday was spirit day where I painted my hair and face maroon and steel (school colors). The game was rescheduled to Monday and the homecoming dance was a lot of fun. Doing good in all subjects but Math <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rage.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":rage:" title="Rage" /> Hope your weekends were a fraction as great as mine! (But hopefully not as hectic) <br />
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DeviantNEWS: Oil company BP has said that damaged caused by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita could cost them $700 million to fix.  CEO Michael Sharp said, he has no idea where theyll come up with all that money.  He may have to fly to the Washington in his $125 million private jet, get in his $90,000 chauffeured Rolls Royce, drive to his $34 million seventh home thats in Washington, get some sleep in his $40,000 bed with silk sheets, meet with the President for a $800 breakfast and then dirty the knees of his $8,000 Italian suit while he gets down and begs for money to fix his company.<br />
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The tourism board of Alaska is getting a little aggressive with their new campaign and is reminding tourists that today could be their last day alive.  Theyre new slogan is See Alaska: B4UDIE spelled out on license plates.  This beats their original ideas of Alaska: What the f**k are you waiting for? See Alaska now or well blow it up or If you dont visit Alaska next week; well club this baby seal.<br />
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In Cheshire, Oregon, the local officials are having issues with their water cleaning procedures.  The groups name that is overseeing these issues is the Subcommittee Handling Interim Treatment. Could you possibly think of a worse acronym for a group looking over water cleaning procedures?  Their name is S.H.I.T.?!  S  H - I - T!  Ha!  You cant make this Subcommittee Handling Interim Treatment up.<br />
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1. My birthday is August 1st and I have no idea what my sign thingy is nor do I care. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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2. Allot of people like to think I exist but the truth is I'm all in your head......<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/whisper.gif" width="31" height="21" alt=":whisper:" title="Whisper sweet nothings in my ear!" /> I'M imaginary<br />
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3. I have 2 cats Patches and Mittens <br />
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4. I can't get enough of Kanye West even if he is a self absorbed pompous idiot.<br />
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5. Many of the seniors say I have no respect for them but its not my fault that their class sucks at sports (2007 4 life!!!!)<br />
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6. If I am not voted most school spirited on my senior year then I will blow the whole f***ing school up.<br />
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7. I think running relieves stress, so I run<br />
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8. I run 5 miles twice a week and am trying to get into the habit of running 2 miles every day no matter what.<br />
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9. I will join track this year and cross country next year <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /><br />
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 16:27:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<b><a href="http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/photographers">Behind The Lens</a></b> featuring <b>+<a href="http://cweeks.deviantart.com/">cweeks</a></b></div><br /><br />
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<b><a href="http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/photographers">#photographers</a></b> is very proud to present the return of the <b><a href="http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/photographers">Behind The Lens</a></b>  Feature on the dAmn chat network. The <a href="http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/photographers">Behind The Lens</a> series will allow you to question some of deviantART's greatest photographers about their techniques and thoughts in relation to photography, their attitudes towards progress and how new advances might affect their work in future, as well as give you the opportunity to really get inside the working mindset behind the artists best photography. As the title might suggest, you will get access behind the lens and valuable insight into how the photographs are produced, so gaining better understanding of the images from a process point of view as well as having the very obvious sight of an amazing finished product.<br /><br />
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The <b><a href="http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/photographers">Behind The Lens</a></b> feature returns on dAmn this <b>Saturday October 1st</b> with special guest <b>+<a href="http://cweeks.deviantart.com/">cweeks</a></b>. +<a href="http://cweeks.deviantart.com/">cweeks</a> is a commercial photographer in the entertainment, editorial, fashion, photojournalism and to some extent weddings of the high-end world. From the glitz of the Hollywood red carpet to the darker side of LA, +<a href="http://cweeks.deviantart.com/">cweeks</a> paints a picture of life with light. Having been published worldwide in magazines such as People, Entertainment Weekly and others, +<a href="http://cweeks.deviantart.com/">cweeks</a> not only gives us a peek into the lives of the hottest celebrities, but he shows us more personal, daily-life captures such as the homeless man we choose to ignore on the way to get our lattes. Finding a balance between commercial photography and one's own work is not an easy task, yet +<a href="http://cweeks.deviantart.com/">cweeks</a> gallery makes the transition with ease, using his commissions and assignments to fund his personal work.<br /><br />
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When asked about what motivates him +<a href="http://cweeks.deviantart.com/">cweeks</a> had this to say , "I photograph because I love making photographs. Plain and simple. I segued my experience with 'lifestyle subjects' into assisting what I currently shoot now...My own vision of what I see in a subject appears to have translated well with editors, publishers and the most important part of my game, publicists and their respective talent clients."<br /><br />
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   So lets see how many dev's i can get through...i got 81 right now and i will try to get it down to 41...and maybe 20 on Saturday and 20 on Sunday. That should take care of most of them i hope....<br />
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:27:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
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   I keep looking through devations and they just keep comming! Dont worry tho, i will eventually look through all of them...so dont worry. Ok well i know i've been saying i'm gonna get my 35mm soon but its comming <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> and i got a 87 on my photography test(it was hard!) nothing to be too proud of but the average grade was a 75.... i love you all!</img><br /><br /><img src="http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/250/1/f/DeviantDave_by_Deviant_Dave.jpg"><br />
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	So many things are going on. yesterday was the first report I have ever heard where the fans won the game for the team <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />. At the volleyball game we kept laughing at this girl who missed the balls and yes it was mean but she started crying and they forfeit the gamekinda funny. Today I beat my record it took me 34:57 to run my 5 mile <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" />, I think I should be set for cross country by the time it comes around. <br />
	And since work, school and friends are taking up all my weekdays they have decided that it is not enough and have started going into my weekends (all I want to do is sleep) <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /> Lets see I work this weekend, next weekend is homecoming the day after homecoming is my best friends birthday. Then after that weekend its the PSATs at 7:30am till 12:00pm then my brothers wedding from 2:00pm till whenever, and then I work that Sunday. So basically I have the next three weeks all filled up <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /><br />
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Wisconsin has passed a law called the Wisconsin Premises Registration Act and it's pissing off all the Amish that live there.  The law says that anyone who is raising livestock must get all their animals electronically registered with the state.  The Amish say this is against their beliefs and is a "sign of the beast."  This is true, because each animal gets branded with a "666," so it really is pointless because all the animals have the same number.<br />
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There is a tropical storm in the Pacific Ocean that is dangerously close to Japan.  It could turn into a Hurricane and is headed right for Tokyo.  The name that the Japanese have given to this is Tropical Storm Longwang.  You may think that I, a mature, educated, professional man, would be above laughing at such an obviously ridiculous name.  And you could absolutely not be further from the truth.  HA!  LONGWANG!<br />
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Volvo has revealed a new concept car made specifically for women by women.  It has a holder for a purse, extended headrests for a ponytail, a gas cap that opens for you, and it automatically calls the mechanic for you when something is wrong.  So I guess Volvo shouldve said this is the first car for irresponsible, stereotypes of women made by petty, sexist women.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sing.gif" width="29" height="20" alt=":sing:" title="Singing" />Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall<br />
For a chance to be with you, I'd gladly risk it all<br />
Through the fire, through whatever come what may<br />
For a chance at loving you, I'd take it all away<br />
Right down through the wire, even through the fire<br />
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I spit it through the wire man<br />
To much stuff on my heart right now man<br />
I'll gladly risk it all right now<br />
It's a life or death situation man<br />
Y'all don't really understand how I feel right now man<br />
It's your boy Kanye to the....<br />
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I drink a boost for breakfast, and ensure for dizzert<br />
Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp<br />
That right there could drive a sane man bizzerk<br />
Not to worry y'll Mr. H 2 the Izzo's back to wizzerk<br />
How do you console my mom or give her light support<br />
When you telling her your sons' on life support<br />
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On the plane scared as hell that her guy look like Emitt Till<br />
She was with me before the deal she been trying to be mine<br />
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   Yes I know sorry guys; Ill put up 2 pictures this week. Photography class right now I need to get my 35mm SLR soon and I have all the parts of the camera down, soon we should start taking pictures and Im really excited. Right now I have like 100 messages in my inbox and I cant get around to them till Wednesday so thats going to suck. Anyway give me some <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /></img><br /><br /><img src="http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/250/1/f/DeviantDave_by_Deviant_Dave.jpg"><br />
 Well a lot has happened since my last update. Ive been working a lot, school, my girlfriend I just didnt have much time to get on. Today I dont have work and I still have a bunch of homework but I figured it must be done. Mainly the class that is killing me is art. So far Ive spent 3 hrs a day on it and I still have a lot of work to do on the project and tomorrow and the day after that I will be spending my time on that and work so I dont think I will be able to get on. But over all Im doing well in school. Test today, two on Wednesday and one on Friday and Thursday. So this week is pretty much accounted for already. This weekend was lots of fun though; football game on Friday was amazing. I went all out for it and I became my crazy old self.actually someone sent me a picture...<br />
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I had lots of fun even though we lost. I think the funniest part was when I went to the opposing sides bleachers and started doing elbow drops on their mascot. I did almost get the shit beat out of me but good thing Im fast on my feet. That game will probably one of the highlights of my year. And I got asked to homecoming 2 times at the game but Im staying loyal to my girl <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" />. Kind of strange cause I always thought the guy was supposed to ask the girl <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> I also took another 2 minutes off my 5 mile so Im down to 38:25! Getting pretty close to a 7minute mile. Then I Saturday I went paint balling for about 5 hours and then we changed got something to eat and played poker so that was the whole Saturday, Sunday I went to church, hung out a bit then work. And now its Monday <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" />. Everyone was right this year is going by fast.<br />
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Controversy surrounds The Miss. Italy Competition in Rome, where the government has allowed public betting on the contestants.  Miss. Calabria, who is just one of the many outraged contestants said, "Allowing bets damages the girls' dignity, bringing them down to the level of champion racehorses."  Whoa, Miss Calabria...let's not go crazy here.  I would say your dignity was damaged when you entered a contest based on how attractive you are.  You're giving yourself too much credit...at least horses don't have a say in their contest of meaningless entertainment.  Oh, Miss. Calabria...you're feedbag is here!<br />
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An airport in Amsterdam has started doing something in the men's bathrooms that has helped them significantly cut down on cleaning expenses.  They installed urinals with a picture of a housefly etched into the bowl.  The men using the urinal think it's a real fly and feel they must pee on it.  President of the airport said that the new urinals have reduced spillage by 80%.  This brings up the question: is it funnier that men have to pee on a living creature or men are too stupid to realize it's fake.  We may never know.<br />
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In McSherrystown, Pa., a high school is doing an unorthodox way of raising money for Hurricane Relief they're calling "Stop the Bop."  They set a goal of $3,000, or what equals each student giving only $5, and until they reach their goal, they're playing "MmmBop" by Hanson over and over and over again before school, during homeroom, in between classes, during lunch, and after school over the P.A. system.  You know, many sociologists and politicians wonder what causes school violence...I think we've found our answer.</img></img></img><br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 16:22:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
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   Well deviantart was being gay and wouldnt let me load my headers as a scrap so I had to switch them all over to .jpg :rolleyes:. Make sure u guys tell me what u think of them! I would like to thank all the new people who devwatch me and all those who did before. While browsing deviant art I saw something that I thought was quite disturbing. People who devwatch people and give favs just so they will get more pageveiws and those in return. Ive also heard some people say they just click off all the things for the people they devwatch. That means they cant see any of their art, journals which I think is bad community spirit <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/no.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":no:" title="No, I disagree!" /> shame on all you! I know I can do anything but complain so that what I did. Anyway I put a new picture up and got these headers and look through some devations. And u better like these headers cause it too cause my computer was being retarded and it took about 30minutes to put them up!</img><br /><br /><img src="http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/250/1/f/DeviantDave_by_Deviant_Dave.jpg"> </img><br />
Well what have I been up to? Well I had the work the last 5 days! Yeah but I have today and tomorrow off so things should be ok. Today I had 2 quizzes tomorrow I have one and on Friday I have 2 quizzes and a test..exciting. English sucks cause we have like 16 words and they all have the same meaning like one word means to scold vehemently and then another one of our words uses that word in the definition except it means to scold vehemently over a long period of time. so yeah that should be fun. Photography class again tomorrow and we are finally learning about the parts of a film camera! After school today I came home and made some cookies to bribe my chem. Teacher because he likes cookies a lot. I made it fun since I screwed up and they came out as pancake cookies so I just added more flower and boom they were perfect! Tomorrow I dont have work again so I probably will go for one of my 5 mile jogs. And Friday Ill go to the movies with my gf. Things should be fun.<br />
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"It may not be funny but at least i try"<br />
On Monday, the city of Toronto was plagued with the worst violence in decades.  A 17-year-old boy was shot in the stomach and is expected to live and the next day, in an unrelated incident, a 24-year-old was shot outside a parking garage and is expected to live.  Are they serious?  4 million people in the city, they have two shootings with no dead bodies and the citys plagued with violence?  Hey Canada, you just made a bad night in Toronto seem like a trip to Disney World on Gay Day.  Leave the senseless violence to us and go back to your goofy, crazy peace.<br />
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State Representative from Ohio and former Presidential hopeful, Dennis Kucinich got married for the first time this week to a British teacher at a think-tank, named Elizabeth.  If you dont remember with Democrat he was running for President, he was the one who looked like a garden gnome.  The ceremony was held in his mothers front yard, next to the birdbath and pinwheel, and th ey were married by the plastic flamingo and they plan on a honeymoon in the mailbox.<br />
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A major scientific find was found in Georgiathe country not the state.  It was a skull of ancient relative of humans called Homo erectus that dates back 1.8 million years.  This is significant because this proves that Homo erectus migrated to Europe 500,000 years earlier than they thought.  The Georgian scientists are still trying to make their announcement to the world, but they cant stop laughing every time they say Homo erectus.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omfg.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":omfg:" title="omfg" /> today's shout out is for moonbeam...you know that hot sexy momma...the queen of DA, the one who gave me this. I love u babe!<br />
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2005 11:04:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DeviantART:<br />
   Wow i was surprised on the feedback from my last pic and i also decided to update since i got acouple more <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/+devwatch.gif" width="30" height="16" alt=":+devwatch:" title="Added to my devWatch!" />'s and i wanted everyone to see my new stamp which i just made...I am a nerd. and it's been forever and i know i said i was gonna do a header but it IS comming <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> so be excited...even tho it's nothing at all special.<br /><br />DeviousNews: starts again tommorow<br />
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DeviantDave: Got alot of art homework to do since i'm always slow in art and it takes me awhile to get started. I would say a good 2 hours. But i work today so i'm not sure how thats gonna work. Excited for my next photography class tommorow i should learn somemore....stuff. Anyone this was entry was bascially just to say hello to everyone and a big ty for all the supporot. I've also been thinking about making a pic for each one of my subscribers but <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /> that prob. won't happen. Hey its the thought that counts right?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> you never know tho<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> anyone have a good labor day or whatever today is <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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Shoutout: this shoutout goes meh fellow <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nerd.gif" width="20" height="21" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd" /> sidewaysmotion. Ttyl bro!<br /><br /><div><b>Groups:</b></div><br />
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2005 10:29:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
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   Got a picture up not too excited about it so yeah. Been up to my normal stuff on DA and i still have this other good idea in my head but i need lots of candles <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> On my jog yesterday i brought my camera and some good pictures that i will put up...hopefully today or tommorow or tuesday.<br /><br />DeviousNews wont be back up till the sixth because i said so.<br />
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DeviantDAVE: so life is life. Trying not to look AT people but IN people, its something everyone should try and do <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> I've also decided to give $10 a week from my paycheck to red cross from the next one i get till about forever cause i'm cool like that. Also debating if i should do some voulenteer work their cause they need some cool cats like me. At work they are asking if anyone has any ideas so i think i might organize an art show or something but i doubt it cause i'm lazy like that. Some fun things comming up, brothers bachlor party, then his wedding october 15th, homecoming the 8th all of which i plan to put some pictures of up in scraps to show u all <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Very excited about school spirit week since i'm the only one in my whole friggen school who participates but hey what can i say i'm a trendsetter.<br />
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Make sure you guys stop on over to #photographers and say hi to me that place is poppin and out of sight.<br />
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This journal entry shoutout goes to my fellow <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nerd.gif" width="20" height="21" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd" /> eXsanguinousCorpse . Who u can also check out at #photographers<br /><br /><a href="http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/Photographers">[link]</a> My first love<br />
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Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
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                <pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 14:31:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
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   Going throught things like usal and giving hopefully helpful comments. Put up a picture later...u people are so hot <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />DeviousNEWS: sorry none this time <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> i dont have the time to put it together.<br />
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DeviantDAVE: School is great. I have a bunch of great classes and i am sucking every last detail i can from my photography class. Right now we are just learning about the history or the camera which i guess can be helpful. In art we are talking about alot of terms that can be used in photography. I still need to get my 35mm SLR camera and i'm not sure what i will get but i'm just really excited. Once i learn more stuff i wont only improve but i will def. help others improve like i am trying to now. Homework the first day was brutal and i got most of it done for today as well but have some essays do later on in the week that i can finish at my leisure. I've also almost out of no where got a expanded vocab. and have been writing things alot more intellegently and impressing my teachers ^_^. And so far on the second day i have a 100% in every class <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omfg.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":omfg:" title="omfg" /> <br />
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well kids have fun i'll update again saterday,sunday or monday...pizzeah<br /><br />Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:08:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
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   Been busy I went through a good bit of galleries yesterday and Im planning at looking through my deviations inbox and going through those. I gave up on the set but I have another really great idea for the anniversary of September 11th and I should do it because it would be easy to do<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> got a new picture up, actually 2. I've gone thought a lot of my pictures I still haven't put up and decided not to put them up because too many people have pictures similar to what it was. And well, I start school tomorrow so Im not sure how much time Ill have for deviant ART anymore <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" />. It's been a great summer and i've really improved on my photography and made a lot of good friends (<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nerd.gif" width="20" height="21" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd" />'s 4 life) specially from #photographers. Also realized my subscription given to me was for 1 year <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omfg.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":omfg:" title="omfg" /> and I was like hell yeah I love this site even more now.<br /><br />DeviantNEWS:<br />
     Scientists have known for years that Tuberculosis is one of the oldest viruses we have on our planet, being first recorded 35,000 years ago.  But now they think that TB is the oldest virus we have.  They think it dates back to almost 13 million years ago, possibly even older.  They think the dinosaurs might have even been affected by it, so theyve renamed some of the dinosaurs Coughceratops, Weezeasaurus and Hack-up-a-Lungadon. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /> ..............<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /><br />
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Timken High School in Ohio has the highest percentage of students that excel in the countryexcel at getting knocked up that is.  In this high school that only has 490 girls, 65 of them are pregnantthats 13%<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/no.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":no:" title="No, I disagree!" />.  They are all between the ages of 13 and 18 <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" />.  The principal of the school, Kim Redmond, said that she just cant understand how this could happen. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wtf.gif" width="16" height="16" alt=":wtf:" title="WTF?" />  Well you see Kim, when two people love each other very much, or in this case are drunk at a party and are too lazy to buy condoms, they have sex. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" />  Now if you turn your textbook to page 13, Ill begin to talk about insemination. <br />
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The Pentagon has announced something that truly shows how amazingly generous they are! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /> They are willing to engrave the Iraq Wars Public Relations approved codename on the gravestone of dead soldiers when theyre buried in Arlingtoncompletely FREE! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /> Family members seem eager to accept this but fitting Operation-Never-Shouldve-Gone-to-War-based-on-False-Information is a little hard to fit on a gravestone. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br />
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Deviant DAVE: well I start school tomorrow, kind of bummed about that, and it doesnt seem real. It's going to SO strange going back, and I have no idea what to expect. This summer has been a major change for me, I've matured a lot (at least that's what I like to think), Ive lost a lot weight <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /> but them gained some back <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" />, but then realized it was from muscle <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" />, hung out with a lot of people grew a lot in photography. Yesterday I went out for a 2 hour walk and thought about my whole summer....<br />
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:57:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DeviantART: Havent been on much lately and Im going to put another picture up as soon as I am done editing it (its going to take awhile) I hope u like my newly edited version Thank You I put it in black and white played around with the channel mixer added some noise to the right to bring more focus to the flower did lots of touch ups with the airbrush on the pedals and stem did some burning and blending and uhhh thats it. So far its the most editing Ive done to one of my pictures but it looks a lot better in the end. Today Im planning on going through some random galleries again (so watch your back!) Have fun and if u ever want me to look at anything dont be scared to send me a note. I was gonna do a DeviantARTIST section but Im finding it to hard to write things about the people ï I will try again next entry <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />DeviousNEWS: At a place called Spanish Fork Canyon in Utah, 400 people were arrested most of them were minors.  The reason why was because 90 undercover police officers infiltrated a rave party and arrested everyone for the usual rave activities, such as DUI, drugs, weapons, sexual assault and the selling of drugs.  Police officials say they want to crack down on the growing problems of raves.  But if Utah wasnt such a religiously and conservatively restrictive statethey wouldnt have this problem because the kids would realize that raves are lame and so seven years ago.<br />
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At the huge Catholic World Youth Day in Germany, a 29-year-old nun was ordered to report back to her nunnery early for her crude behavior.  She was seen dancing with several of the male missionaries and even wrapping her legs around one males body.  Her Mother Superior reprimanded her for her behavior.  Look soon for the movie version of this story coming soon staring Jenna Jameson as the naughty nun, Ron Jeremy as the Catholic missionary and Casey Laine will play Mother Superior.<br />
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In Somerville, Alabama a man was rushed to the hospital after a hunting trip with his buddy.  The two were leaning over their loaded guns checking them out when their 12-gauge shotgun fired directly into the mans crouch.  No word from the hospital on his condition, however, Im not a doctor or anything, but Im willing to guess that even if the guy survives being shot in the cashnprizeshes still probably not going to the happiest guy at the next block party.<br />
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Britney Spears' husband and national laughing-stock, Cletus Fedderline, was recently spotted with several books under his arm all written by spiritual philosopher Deepak Chopra.  One of the books was "The Book of Secrets" in which he gives advice of parenting.  Fedderline, already has two kids that he barely talks too and he'll begin to screw up the life of another when Britney gives birth next month.  So I'm personally glad he's getting some help and advice on parenting.  Oh, but he can't read so he probably just needed the books to give him a boost so he could reach the Cheetos<br />
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DeviantDAVE: well I have decided to do these every other day because<br />
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3. I dont have time as it is already. Once school starts Ill see how I can work it out who knows I might even do it only once a week but well see. You have no idea how long it take to put these together. (<b> I do it for you guys!!!!)</b><br />
And life is good. Tuesday was one of those days where u droop around and do nothing and damn did I enjoy it. Again. Around 3:00pm or so I took a shower and got my haircut. I would have to say it does look a lot better short. If u want I could post a pic but I doubt you people would like to see that. Then around 5 I got off my lazy ass and did my 5 mile jog and felt refreshed and very good about myself because my daily mile jogs with my brother really helped me cut time off my 5 mileyet again I cut 10 minutes off of it. So far this summer I cut 20 minutes off my 5 mile jogs.. down to 42 minutes, and it feels great! After my jog I freshened up, took a shower and went on my date. I do have to say it was the funniest date I have ever gone out on. We played some mini golf and she won by half a point. And yes I do know that it is not possible to win by half a point but we played by our own rules.. and plus I had to let her win. After that we went out and got some ice cream and talked a lot. Then we met some kid who was trying to take advantage of her at a different ice cream place ( I dunno why we went) and I acted like her Bf so he would leave her alone and it worked <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" />. Drove around a bit and talked some more <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nod.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":nod:" t... ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 11:36:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DeviantDAVE:<br />
      So I know what everyone wants to knowhow did my little Jackass adventure go? For those of u who have no idea what jackass is <a href="http://www.jackassthemovie.com/updatewithtickets2.html">[link]</a>  . Well it was pretty fun we started off easy u know going off ramps and landing in a mud hole. Then worked up to stuff like grass snowboarding ( car, grass, snowboard; you get the picture) and lying down dummies in the street at night and waiting for people to run over them and freak out. And hell yes I know its immature and retarded but u need to do something that every once and awhile. It almost ended when my friend broke his arm and we took him to the hospital but he should be fine and he didnt want to ruin fun so he told us to continuewhat a trooper! Saturday wasnt too bad played some paintball off work, Sunday I worked out some and had work again. Today I will do nothing, no matter how many times people call. And I will enjoy it. Well I did go lifting at the airbase again but thats it. Just woke up around 1pm and 5 people already called <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/no.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":no:" title="No, I disagree!" /> Tomorrow Im thinking about doing the same thing but I dont think I will and I desperately need a haircut. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /><br /><br />DeviantART:<br />
       Heh. Almost completely forgot about the set that Im making I have no idea when it will be done but Im going to try and get it done before school (30th) . Today Ill be browsing galleries so if u want me to take a look at anything leave me a note or comment on here. Or something<br />
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DeviousNEWS:<br />
       Over the weekend George W. Bush invited record-breaking cyclist, Lance Armstrong, down to his ranch for a visit.  Even though Lance Armstrong has been outspoken with his disapproval of the Iraq War, he and president biked through his 1,600-acre ranch.  After the two-hour ride, the two settled down for some water and then George W. Bush made things a little awkward when he asked Lance Armstrong what it was like to walk on the moon.<br />
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A little boy named Danny Vivier is having the time of his life playing on his little league team against Kentucky at the Little League World Series.  Just one year ago, young Danny was diagnosed with Tourette s syndrome.  When Danny was asked how he felt after winning the first game he said, this is really a dream for me to play here.  Ive SH*T always wanted ASSFACE to make it to the F*CKER World Series.  F*CKFACE!<br />
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A TV show that is kicking ass in the ratings in California and is gaining national attention is turning some heads.  A group called the Vegan Vixens is trying to teach the wonders of being an extreme vegetarian through the wonders of sex appeal.  They are a group of scantily clad vegetarian models and actors that wear almost nothing, tell dirty jokes and peddle their message of animal rights.  I havent seen the show, but it wont work and Ill tell you why.  Id watch sexy, naked veggie lovers do whatever they want with a cucumber, but their message doesnt effect me because the fact that I can see your ribs clearly through your skin would just remind that I havent had ribs in a while and I would really like to eat some.<br /><br />Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Brainstorm</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 11:40:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DeviantDAVE:<br />
       Yesterday wasn't too bad. Had work and then went on a date which was quite boring. Yesterday I realized I had a new Pet Peeve. People with shitty jobs who get mad when u tell them to do their job. I mean if its your job to clean up sh*t, clean the sh*t up. And dont get mad at me Im asking you to do ur job, then they give you that face and wait till youre gone to start doing their job just to piss you off. I actually have a couple more so look down if you want to see them. Today should be fun! Ever seen the show called Jackass.... yeah well me and some friends will be doing some stuff kind of like that, but Im sure they dont have the balls to do anything so it will basically be all me. I let you know how that went....<br /><br />DeviantART:<br />
       Well Ive been lazy today and yesterday and haven't really got much done...Im going to put a picture up later today and Im working on my headers even though in the end I will decide they are dumb and not use them anyway. Tomorrow I should be back doing my thing...<br />
Also thinking of adding a new section where i give shout outs not only to good artists but to good people, not sure if thats gonna happen<br />
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Devious NEWS:<br />
     One of the most famous chefs in NYC, David Burke, has invented a new line of food products that will make dieting easier for people.  They are spray cans that are flavored to different kinds of food that have no calories and no fat.  Some of the foods are bacon, banana split, bubble gum, sausage and peppers, birthday cake and wasabi to name just a few.  I have some here actually.  I spray bacon on this burger and it tastes like a bacon-cheeseburger.  I spray whipped cream on one of my mom's brownies and it still tastes like sh*t.  It doesn't work for everything I guess.<br />
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If you're one of the two or three Americans out there that wonders, "What ever happened to Hootie and the Blowfish?"  Well, after trying to recover from the embarrassment of Hootie selling burgers for Burger King, they decided to play a huge show!  So they played the only place that would actually return their calls...a Wal-Mart!  Ha!  That's right, Hootie and Blowfish played at a grand opening of Wal-Mart in Jacksonville, Florida.  I don't have a joke for this because the truth is funny enough.  But before you go and laugh too hard at them...it was a Super Wal-Mart.<br />
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In Fringe, Scotland a woman named Jolene McKie was kicked out of an outdoor festival for showing up promoting a local brewery dressed as a giant pint of beer.  The security at the festival said that they asked her to leave because this was a dry festival and no alcoholic beverages were allowed.  The ironic part was that everyone there was already so drunk that they kicked her out because they thought she actually was a giant, walking, talking pint of beer.<br />
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Pet Peeves:<br />
- When people have like 328472 stuffed animals in the back of their car window. I have stuff i like the dosen't mean i put it in the back of my car, and besides who the .... cares about your troll or winnie the pooh collection?<br />
- That japanese guy that keeps comming over here and winning all our eating compitions. Can't someone beat this guy? And i'm sure they would like it if i went over their and beat them in their oragamo superbowl.<br />
- Those people that the whole city closes down for for like 26 hours cause they think they have something to proove. These marathons close down the whole city for these ....ing people. Why dont u just run around your block or something?<br />
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Am i the only one????<br /><br />Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Grand Opening</title>
                <link>http://Deviant-Dave.deviantart.com/journal/6260647/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:24:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DeviantDAVE:<br />
       So yesterday was alright, went over to a friends house who i hadn't seen in awhile. Once the window broke due him trying to lock me out because i stole his remote and i was going to leave with it <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" />. After that i remembered why i hadn't seen him in awhile. It sucks now that i have to start work back up again today, but i do kinda need that money. Last night was crazy i'll fill in on more details later.<br /><br />DeviantART: <br />
      Once i get rid and comment on all the devations i have to look through and i still have about 10 more people to look through their gallery and comment on stuff i will make headers or whatever you call them. Yesterday i went through about 20 or so reply back comments. I've also decided to add a new section to my journals.....(drum roll) DeviousNEWS! A commical look on some of the news that is going on in the world around us. Make sure to tell me what you think about it. Today i'm planning on hopefully looking through the 36 devavations i have leftover, and maybe adding a new picture. Make sure you check out my latest picture title "Across". I was actually quite excited about it, i edited it using a channel mixer and it came out great. From now on expect alot of higher quility pictures like that one.<br />
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DeviousNEWS:<br />
      A respected newspaper in Canada is going to make itself a lot more fun to read.  They decided that they are going to start allowing curse words in their articles.  This is an attempt for the paper to keep up with The Times since curse words are more common now.  I actually have a copy of the paper here and I'll now read from it, That m*****f***er George W. Bush, president of that sh***y country below us, still hasn't f***ing commented on f***ing raising gas prices.  Bill Rains from Detroit commented by saying, f*** that c**ks***er right in the m*****f**king ear.  I think they loose a little credibility with all the swearing.<br />
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A study that has come out of Scotland, is finding that even though people know the dangers of sunbathing and using sunbeds they still do it.  But now they're saying it may not be their fault because it's an addiction.  They say people can be addicted to tanning despite the health risks just like people are addicted to cigarettes.  But neurologically they say it's more like alcoholism however, I've never laid out in the sun for a few hours getting tan and then drove my car too fast on the highway and had a hangover the next morning. so I guess it's not that similar.<br />
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A pharmaceutical warehouse was broken into yesterday in Melbourne, Australia.  The burglars broke in the door and stole four shipping crates full of Viagra.  Police say that they're just happy that the warehouse was empty at the time of the robbery and it wasn't a STICK UP! Police also said that they hope some leads will POP UP soon! They just hope this case isn't very HARD to figure out and they'll ERECT some suspects on a line-up soon! ohhh ok i'm done.<br /><br />Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Shouldn't You?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:10:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today i was kinda disapointed because the workout session at the airbase was cancelled, but their is still friday <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />. But i couldn't really go anyway last night for some reason i couldn't sleep so i went for a walk. And some how i met up with someone from my school who i hadn't talked to in like 3 years. It was fun we just went on a walk together and talked about.... everything. Besides that yesterday was extremly boring i went out and took photos but deleted them all because they all sucked. And i have to go in a bit to meet my friend who i haven't seen for awhile. And then i'm thinking of going on my 5 mile jog (which i have never brought my camera with me on it yet). I guess i'm waiting for a good time or maybe i'm scared that my sweat will soak the camera and screw it up <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> Today so far i haven't done much i tried learning all dance steps to some music videos <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" />. You should try it, its hard, and its allot of fun if you have some friends with you.<br />
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Need some header and footer images so i wont have to use something like ^^this^^ Not sure when that will happen cause i'm starting work again tommorow.<br />
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I would like to thank Moonbeam for letting me test out deviantART under a subscription AGAIN. It makes me want it even more :sigh:. And i'm going to enter this emotions contest where u can win a 2 year subscription (drool) and a print account ( which i couldn't really use so i would prob give away my print account), i guess well see how that works out. Got on and went through some devations but didn't leave any comments so i went into #photographers copied everyones name and i'm going to critique everyones stuff that was in their at the time. Oh and i suggest u use that channel...it's great. They have thumbhour everyone monday, wendsday and friday at 5pm (New York time) and it offers alot of good critiquing and can help you out alot. <b> And if u ever want me to drop a note and i'll be sure to critique some of your pictures </b><br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> And i would like to thank everyone on my last journal, i was surprised at how many people actually read them.<br /><br />Peace up A-town down <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Why do i keep doing these</title>
                <link>http://Deviant-Dave.deviantart.com/journal/6242595/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:09:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So i think to myself why do i keep doing these entries? Only one person actually comments on them *cough flick *cough ....but hell i'll keep putting em' up anyway.... Last night was quite fun as well i went to a club and they had a rap off thingy my friends made me go on stage, it was one of those battle contest like they have in the 8th mile... it was great! I actually won against two guys and i was surprised. "Look at my shoes? What the hell you call those. I think i seen em' at k-mart next to the clothes. And You callin' me white? Well you act whiter, then me. Don't get mad it's not my fault your 5' 3". So shorty, u ain't got nothin on this, next time u touch me watch out for the furry of fists." Hell yeah next you know i'll be hitting it big time <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />.  <br />
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DEVIANTART UPDATE: Debating if i should this avi of not: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/21786023/">[link]</a><br />
tell me what you think about it. Just looked over about 30 or so devations and left comments so now i'm up to august the 6th. Yesterday i took off some of my <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/+devwatch.gif" width="30" height="16" alt=":+devwatch:" title="Added to my devWatch!" />'s from people because either they haven't gotten on for awhile or it was random, i think i took off about 8 of them, i had to do it because i was being overloaded i had 69 devations and then the next day i would have 20 or so more....it was just too overwhelming for me...thinking about getting a subscritption but i dont have a cc. And i have to ask someone if i could use theirs which i dont think will happen..... ]]></description>
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                <title>Ring Queen</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 11:32:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today was amazing. Woke up at 5:30am with my brother to go workout with his sergeant. We drove to some parking lot and he picked us up in a government vehicle and drove us to the airbase to workout. Apparently I was working out wrong and he showed me the right way, my arms are still burning. When we were their we met a guy at the gym who was fought in WW2 and he told us lots of awesome stories, my favorite was about how he was so drunk he slept a ring queen from a circus and when he woke up he turned around and she was their and he wanted a kiss and she took out her teeth and chewed tobacco so her teeth were nasty. It was a really great experience because I never talked to anyone who fought in WW2 before. Makes me want to join the army <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />. After that we took turns playing one-on-one in basketball and the sergeant only beat me by 2 points. Came home took a nap watched WW2 videos.I thought about bringing the camera but Id look like a doof taking pictures of stuff so Im not going to do that. Lesson learned today: avoid ring queens <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /><br />
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DEVIANTART UPDATE:<br />
well i finished my second ink drawing and it's not too bad, i still have allot of work to do and i'm considering switching over to that instead of photography....just untill i start my lessions. But then i dont have acess to a scanner. Looked at 20 or so deviantions for now i'll do more later. I'm still debating how many pictures to do a week so if anyone has any suggestions please leave a comment. ]]></description>
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                <title>Again</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 10:29:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b> listing to:</b> Coldplay- Speed of Sound<br />
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So over the weekend i'm working for someone and its a job that would allow me to bring my camera in with noone around so i can take photos. Still not sure if I want to do it, it would be somewhat akward if someone cought me. Today i just went out for a small drive and went to the mall with some friends saw a movie and got the Coldplay CD <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> looked at ipods as well. I'm thinking of getting a 40-60 gigger once i get a faster internet connection <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" />. Just put up a new picture from when i went to TMI which is a nuclear power plant located 10-15 minutes from me. No pictures of plant yet but once i get my lisence you will be sure to see acouple of those. When i went it was a bit foggy so you cant really see it you have to look hard for it. The one i put up <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/21666473/">[link]</a> is from a house that was basically right by the island. Last night was also kinda great nothing like staying up with your two best friends talking about life and staring at stars. Enjoying these last days of summer and chasing down nights with talk of places we'll go. (thats from i song or something)<br />
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Gangsta Dave ]]></description>
                <author>~Deviant-Dave</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
                <link>http://Deviant-Dave.deviantart.com/journal/6200886/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 18:36:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Got my 1000th page veiw <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bow.gif" width="21" height="16" alt=":bow:" title="Thank you! Thank you!" /> thanks again to everyone around me. I went out today and took some more pictures which i think turned out great, and a nice variety.(tell me what you think) so now i have even more pictures to put up...maybe i'll put one up everyday for a the next week as well. I went through all my pictures as again as well and deleated the ones i knew i would never use and i'm going to get around to copying the rest on CD's. I deleated about 2-3 gigabites....i was surprised. Oh yeah and glad to be living... went on my second drive in manual and damn is it harder then i though...nothing i cant handle. Also hopefully next week i will make headers and get a new avi...since i took most of that week off. And i will be getting around to the 70 or so deviantions i got calling my name. Durning my small break i started ink and i'm debating wheather to put them on or not. Also got a cool idea from some guy...his name slips my mind at the moment, he is talking about people taking a picture of the sky in their area at the same time (day or night makes no diffrence). I thought it sounded interesting so if anyone wants to join give me some props <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />. And if you have any questions or comments or something u think i should stay away from or a week part in my photography.  And school is starting the 30th....back already......summers to short and winters too cold <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/no.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":no:" title="No, I disagree!" /> i should get some nice pics when autum comes around <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> oh and congradulate me on something...this is my longest journal entry so far.....yeeeeeeaaahhh <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nod.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":nod:" title="Nod" /><br />
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                <title>Back</title>
                <link>http://Deviant-Dave.deviantart.com/journal/6191195/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 19:04:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been gone for alittle and haven't really done anything so now i'm back and i should be back to normal by about sunday. Got a car and i looked threw all my pictures and i still have about 70 good ones to add on the site <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omfg.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":omfg:" title="omfg" /> i'll add one everyday this week. oh and my birthday was great, thanks to everyone ]]></description>
                <author>~Deviant-Dave</author>
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                <title>confuzzled?</title>
                <link>http://Deviant-Dave.deviantart.com/journal/6087346/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:24:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So the thing is I figured i dont really know whats going on and i never really knew the guy but dont get me wrong i respect him and all. I mean Jark sounds like a cool guy but noone really knows whats going on except 3 or so people so how can u just say that deviant art is now corrupt after hearing almost nothing. If deviantART was corrupt don't you think they would have kept Jark? Cause after all he is apparently very popular and does alot for the site. If they were corrupt why would they risk all these people leaving? And if they were corrupt wouldn't they make us pay to get on the site or something like that? I think its sad whats going on and i feel like i cant really say much cause i've only been using DA for about 4 months now. Everyone is showing their support for Jark, and saying complaining about the Community. People are taking down all their devations, not submitting ones on the 7th or something like that. But as for me i choose to go with the community. I will continue submitting devations and i will comment on peoples pages more and look through galleries. After all if everyone is so worried about the community shouldn't we start doing something?<br />
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Just thought i had to say something cause everyones talking about it <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Deviant-Dave</author>
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                <title>bah humbug</title>
                <link>http://Deviant-Dave.deviantart.com/journal/6065956/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2005 09:20:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think i just need a break.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Back from the beach</title>
                <link>http://Deviant-Dave.deviantart.com/journal/6028806/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 09:33:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Fianally back!<br />
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         I had lots of fun at the beach and took alot of great photos. This week i'm not doing anything except work so i'll be on here alot. Of course their are always hidden side effect especially for something that fun. When i came back yesterday i discovered i did not only have a second degree burn but sun poisioning. It was one of the worst experiences in my life, an itch that you cant scratch because it burns everytime you do. Anyway hope you injoy my upcomming photos and have a good week. ]]></description>
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                <title>Live8: Ending Poverty</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2005 13:59:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The concert in Philly was amasing but i didn't get to stay for much of it. It was so loud and i couldn't even see anyone on stage. Jam packed and I couldn't move. I think it's great what they are doing so i'm gonna try this and hopefully people will copy and paste it in their journals as well, its the least we can do to help beat poverty and i hope you participate and paste it in yours as well.<br />
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Start of Something Great<br />
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	Every single day, 30,000 children die, needlessly, of extreme poverty. On July 6th, we finally have the opportunity to stop that shameful statistic. 8 world leaders, gathered in Scotland for the G8 summit, will be presented with a workable plan to double aid, drop the debt and make the trade laws fair. If these 8 men agree, then we will become the generation that made poverty history. But they'll only do it if enough people tell them to. Thats how the live8 concerts and one organization started. The live8 concerts currently being held in Africa, Berlin, Johannesburg, London, Moscow, Paris, Philadelphia, Rome, Scotland, Tokyo, and Toronto featuring artists like P-Diddy, Alicia Keys, U2, Dave Matthews Band, Black-eyed Peas are to raise awareness and end the poverty. These concerts are the start point for The Long Walk To Justice, the one way we can all make our voices heard in unison. And this is without doubt a moment in history where ordinary people can grasp the chance to achieve something truly monumental and demand from the 8 world leaders at G8 an end to poverty. <br />
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Will it Work?<br />
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	Smallpox was wiped out by just over US$100m worth of targeted aid. Polio is also close to being eliminated. Mozambique's economy grew at an astonishing 12 per cent in the 1990s when aid constituted 50 per cent of its income. In Tanzania, debt relief enabled the government to abolish primary school fees, leading to a whopping 66 per cent increase in attendance. As a result, 1.6million more children now attend school. Debt relief helped kick-start Mozambique's impressive recovery from civil war and terrible floods and enabled its government to vaccinate 500,000 additional children.<br />
NOW IS THE TIME, THIS IS THE YEAR - OUR LEADERS HAVE THE POWER TO END POVERTY - BUT WE HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE THEM USE IT<br />
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Take Action<br />
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1.The live8 is not asking for your money. It is simply asking for your voice. Take ONE minute today to sign the ONE declaration and lend us your voice in the fight against global AIDS and extreme poverty. <a href="http://www.one.org/ActionSignup.aspx">[link]</a><br />
2. Send a friend an email and encourage them to sign the One Declaration! <a href="http://www.one.org/ActionEmail.aspx">[link]</a><br />
3. Add your voice: urge President Bush to lead an historic deal with other nations to help Africa and the poorest nations overcome global AIDS and extreme poverty at the G8 summit this July. <a href="http://www.one.org/addmyvoice.aspx">[link]</a><br />
4. Wear the white band and show your support for the ONE Campaign and the fight against global AIDS and poverty. Worn by teachers, doctors, and homemakers. You've seen them in the pages of People and US Weekly on your favorite stars, get your band now! The white bands are part of a global effort to make poverty history.  <a href="http://store.one.org/">[link]</a><br />
5. Get involved with The ONE Campaign in your community. <a href="http://www.one.org/ActionLocal.aspx">[link]</a> <br />
6. You can help by hosting an ad banner on your website. Go here for a selection to choose from and show your support to the ONE campaign. <a href="http://www.one.org/ActionHost.aspx">[link]</a> <br />
7. You can show your support by pasting in it your deviantART journal as well and incouraging others do so.<br />
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For More Information and to watch the concerts live visit <a href="http://www.aolmusic.com">[link]</a>. ]]></description>
                <author>~Deviant-Dave</author>
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                <title>This is how it's going down</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2005 16:23:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok well i've decided to refine my skills as a photographer so i will not be as active as i use to be...i think. I will be busy honing my skills (if thats what you call them <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />)  Hopefully i will update u throught my process and on each lesson i learn......who knows maybe you can learn a thing or two as well.... ]]></description>
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                <title>Work</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2005 17:33:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ work really got me worked up today. I just wanna go in my bed and sleep or sit there for hours. Before all the shit happened i did have some fun tho. You should def. try this game.... person with the most points at the end of the day gets a free lunch.<br />
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<b>ONE POINT DARES</b><br />
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- Run one lap around the office at top speed.<br />
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- Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).<br />
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- Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.<br />
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- Call someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."<br />
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- To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears.<br />
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- When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"<br />
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- Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".<br />
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- Walk sideways to the photocopier.<br />
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- While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.<br />
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- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.<br />
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- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."<br />
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- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.<br />
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- Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."<br />
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- Dont use any punctuation<br />
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<b>THREE POINT DARES</b><br />
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- Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.<br />
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- Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it.<br />
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- Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).<br />
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- Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).<br />
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- Shout random numbers while someone is counting.<br />
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- Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.<br />
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<b>FIVE POINT DARES</b><br />
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- At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).<br />
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- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.<br />
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- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob.<br />
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- Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two.<br />
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- After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in the report's on your desk, mon. Keep this up for one hour.<br />
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- While an officemate is out, move their chair into the elevator.<br />
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- In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"<br />
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- At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."<br />
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- Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"<br />
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- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now.<br />
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- Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it.<br />
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- Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.<br />
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- Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.<br />
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- Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.<br />
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- Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.<br />
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- Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.<br />
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- During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.<br />
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- In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVORS.<br />
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- Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. ]]></description>
                <author>~Deviant-Dave</author>
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                <title>Open Eyes</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:16:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ today i realized alot of things....<br />
1. I suck at photography<br />
2. I could do better I'm not<br />
3. people <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/+devwatch.gif" width="30" height="16" alt=":+devwatch:" title="Added to my devWatch!" /> me because they are being nice either they think i have potential of they just are returning the favor<br />
4. I need to get a better camera<br />
5. I need to look at some tutorials <br />
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And last but not least<br />
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6. I have plenty of time to improve....... ]]></description>
                <author>~Deviant-Dave</author>
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                <title>First Series</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2005 09:46:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well i started one and i'm not sure how far i'll get....<br />
Right now i'm trying to decide between :thumb19216630: or :thumb19215706: help! ]]></description>
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                <title>1 more day</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2005 11:44:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/party.gif" width="50" height="20" alt=":party:" title="Party" /> Happy 1919 Commemoration day, <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/party.gif" width="50" height="20" alt=":party:" title="Party" /><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/party.gif" width="50" height="20" alt=":party:" title="Party" /> Revolution day, AND Union Dissolution day! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" />arty<br />
         Cant wait tommorow is best friends day!<br />
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Ok so one more day of school...i'm debating if i should bring my camera to school, i might get some nice shots..and all i have left is the math final...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> And after school is done i will fianally have time to look at other peoples pictures and post more then once a week up here.. I can hardly wait! ]]></description>
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                <title>School</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2005 14:21:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well school is almost over i just have 3 days of fianals to complete and its over. That means that i'll have more time to put up pictures, comment, and work on that six pack thats been in the fridge the whole year...<br />
And i would like to thank everyone on the continued support of my pictures...even tho they aren't that great.... ]]></description>
                <author>~Deviant-Dave</author>
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                <title>D.C.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2005 18:05:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ well D.C. was amasing and we  somehow  got to see almost everything in 1 day;  the capitol, the white house, lincoln  memorial, washington memorial....yeah  so mutch more but i dont really have  time. I have a crapload of homework and  i have to edit all 300 or so pictures  but hopefully i'll put one up tommorow.  Excuse my spelling....... ]]></description>
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                <title>New Photo Subject</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2005 15:23:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think it's about time I get something  in here besides nature pictures, dont  you? Of Course you do! So this  upcomming weekend I'm going to  Washington D.C. and Baltimore...as if  Washington D.C. isn't enough! I even  decided to take off school on friday to  get the full experience. And if their  is some mother out their in this cold  lonely world who didn't get it already  read this...HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! I am so  crazy, any way I hope your as eager as  I am to see how my pictures turn out.  Untill try to settle for some more of  my cats and nature and if you can then  i will make you. <br />
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(I heart lryiu) ]]></description>
                <author>~Deviant-Dave</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2005 12:25:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I would Like to Thank everyone for  their support, comments, faviorites,  even just taking the time to look at my  pictures. You all have made my first 3  days excellent. And I hope that if  their is a picture you dont like you  would tell me, it would help me more  then hurt me and make sure you say why  you dont like it. And from now on i  will be slowing down the pace at which  i put pictures on deviantart so the  ones that i have won't only have a  short window to be veiwed and be more  exposed. Thanks again....<br />
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Deviant-Dave ]]></description>
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