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OSHIT


..

OSHIT.


I START COLLEGE TOMORROW. :^O




Yes. I'm actually going. >o>

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/25297589/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/25297589/ Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:59:44 PDT :3

Real world, ready or not, here I come! ;D








. . . Damn, now I have to get a job. . .

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/25040776/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/25040776/ Sat, 30 May 2009 21:15:45 PDT and while it was drying it got a hair stuck in it
and i was all
OMFG
and the wall was all
...
and i was waiting to see what would happen
like
if the hair were to fall off
or the paint would suck it in
or if someone was gunna get it
but it didn't
it just stayed there
and the paint didn't absorb it
which disappointed me
but it dried WITH it
i was all
OMFG =O
and the wall was all
...
and the waiter behind me was all
=O
and the guy sitting at the table i was standing on was all
o__O
and his wife was all
O__o
and i was all
what?
and they were all
...
so i went
FUCK YOU >:[
FUCK YOU AND YOUR THIRD BALL
and the guy was all
=O
and his wife was all
HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KNOW WILLIS?!
and he was all
I DON'T KNOW I SWEAR
and i was all
...
and she was yelling at him
and he was crying
and i walked away.
the end.
:3

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/24634657/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/24634657/ Thu, 07 May 2009 12:39:24 PDT [X] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[X] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[X] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[X] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[X] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 5


Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest).
[X] You are very intelligent.
[X] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[X] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[X] You look very young for your age.
[X] You rarely get sick.
[X] You are a very hard worker.
[X] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 7

Fairy:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[X] You are very shy.
[X] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[X] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[X] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[X] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[ ] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 5

Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[ ] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[X] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[X] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[X] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[X] You have a short temper.
Total: 4

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[X] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[X] You are easily angered.
[X] Death fascinates you.
[X] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[X] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[X] You love to trick others.
[X] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 6


Mermaid/Merman:
[X] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[X] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[X] You are good at swimming.
[X] You like to collect shells.
[X] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[X] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[X] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 6

Vampire:
[X] You're a night person.
[X] You have a fascination with blood.
[X] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all.
[X] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[X] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[X] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[X] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[X] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 8


Werewolf:
[X] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[X] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[X] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[X] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[X] You like to be alone.
[X] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 6

Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[X] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[X] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/24588111/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/24588111/ Mon, 04 May 2009 16:55:36 PDT
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

Total: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 12

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 17

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' (Not often but a couple times)

Total: 21

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 25

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 32

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

--

I am not the least bit surprised. xD

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/24245221/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/24245221/ Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:51:55 PDT
BUT NO.

There's some fuckin' talk of a fourth bullshit movie.

HOW?!?! In Luci's Infernal Name HOW?!?!?! It was, SENIOR. YEAR. There's no more high school left! The characters GRADUATED!

When did Disney go down the shitter? Seriously? Why do they hate me? Why do they keep up with bullshit? It's more annoying than the damn Jonas Brothers. It's giving the younger folk a false image of what high school is like. Did the producers of the movies ever actually GO to a modern day high school? Ever? At all? Sure as hell never went to Woodside. e_e

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/24199065/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/24199065/ Sun, 12 Apr 2009 10:50:28 PDT 002. Nickname → Shenanigan
003. Status → Single
004. Zodiac sign → Sagittarius
005. Male or female → Female
006. Elementary → Garfield, Rapid City, SD; MJ Christianson, Las Vegas; Richard Bryan, Las Vegas.
007. Middle School → Becker, Las Vegas; Huntington, VA.
008. High School → Woodside
009. Smart → You betcha'.
010. Hair color → Black n' blonde. Blonde unintentional.
011. Long or short → Almost long. Getting there.
012. Loud or Quiet → Loud. Can't help it.
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans.
014. Phone or Camera → Camera!
015. Health freak → AHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!! No.
016. Drink or Smoke? → No.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yes.
018. Eat or Drink → Drink.
019. Piercings → Ears. Soon to be lip.
020. Tattoos → Some day.

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Ears.
024. First best friend → Jazzy.
026. First crush → Sebastian. Yes, his name was Sebastian.
027. First pet → POOKIE. D':
028. First big vacation → . . . Denver. >_>
030. First big birthday → Sweet Sixteen, yo'! Liiimmmmoooooo. ;DD

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating -> Nope.
050. Drinking → Diet Coke.
052. I'm about to → Pummel my Sims game if it refuses to work again.
054. Plans for today → Samurai Warriors! WOO! >

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Unlikely.
059. Want to get married? → Possibly.
060. Careers in mind → Archaeology or Psychology.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GUY <--- (This should be different. Not like this matters anyway. XD)
068. Lips or eyes → Eyes.
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Yes.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Yes.
074. Sensitive or loud → Yes.
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship.
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → Troublemaker!

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → Yes.
081. Ran away from home → Nope.
084. Broken someone's heart → Not that I know of.
085. Been arrested → Not yet. <_<
087. Cried when someone died → Once.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Eh.
090. Miracles → Sure.
091. Love at first sight → Infatuation at first sight, more like.
093. Santa Claus → Fuck Santee Clause.
094. Sex on the first date → What kind of girl do you think I am?!
095. Kiss on the first date → Depends on the guy.


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Could be better.
099. Do you believe in God → I take issue with one "almighty" dude screwing with my life. No. I govern myself.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people → I only play tag with one person. And he hits. D;

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/24169787/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/24169787/ Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:57:05 PDT 1. Put your Windows Media Player, iTunes, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each scene, press the next button to get your song for that scene.
3. Do not cheat! You must write down that song (and artist) name, no matter how stupid or unsuitable it is!

OPENING:
Somewhere Around Nothing - Apocalyptica
(That's oddly depressing. . .)

WAKING UP:
Sail On - Masterplan

A REGULAR DAY:
Entombed - Disturbed
(Oh fuck yes. xD)

WORK:
In Vain - D'espairs Ray
(Go figure.)

STRESS:
Pressure - Skindred
(Well that's fitting.)

HOBBY:
Follow Me - Breaking Benjamn
(Ooookay. . .)

A DAY OFF:
Monsters of the Deep - DevilDriver
(xD)

SUNSET:
Glamorous Sky - Girugamesh
(Also fitting.)

FULLMOON:
Unbound (The Wild Ride) - Avenged Sevenfold
(Yes please.)

FALL IN LOVE:
Cynical World - Yuki Kajiura
(. . . Now it's getting scary.)

A DATE:
Bodies - Drowning Pool
(. . . BAHAHAA. xDD)

WALKING IN THE RAIN:
Under Huntress Moon - Cradle of Filth
(I suppose. . .)

FIGHT!:
Keep Away - Godsmack
(OH YES. xD)

HASSLE:
Map of the Problematique - Muse
(Ooh, good one.)

RECONCILIATION:
The Heretic Anthem - Slipknot
(HA! Reconciliation is heretical. May you learn from this.)

A SECRET LOVE:
ROMANCE - Buck-Tick
(. . . Fitting. Very fitting.)

HEARTBREAK:
White Knuckle - Five Finger Death Punch
(I SWEAR, I'm not cheating. My player is psychic. xD)

LIFE IS OKAY:
Everyday - Bon Jovi
(I can dig it.)

PARTY!:
Foot to the Throat - Lamb of God
(Sounds like my kinda' partay! ;D)

A HAPPY MOMENT WITH FRIENDS:
The Soulforged - Blind Guardian
(Ah. . . okay?)

DISAPPOINTMENT:
Break My Fall - Breaking Benjamin
(Mm'hm. Mm'hm.)

HOLIDAYS:
Somewhere - Within Temptation
(Eh. . . finefine.)

DRIVING A CAR:
Lead Me Home - Shadows Fall
(Eh. . .)

GET-TOGETHER:
Unknown - D
(I think it's fitting.)

MEMORIES:
Heart of Darkness - Masterplan
(LOLLERPOPS.)

HAPPY DANCE:
Demonoid Phenomenon - Rob Zombie.
(YEA BBY. xDD)

GOING TO SLEEP:
Hate Me - Five Finger Death Punch
(Well, my circadian rhythm DOES hate me. . .)

SADNESS:
Smash!! - Girugamesh
(I like smashing.)

SUCCEEDING:
Pain Redefined - Disturbed
(HA!)

OBLIVION:
Another Nail for Your Coffin - Lamb of God
(BAHAHA!)

NIGHT WITH SOMEONE:
Are you the One - Within Temptation
(It works.)

LONG NIGHT ALONE:
King for a Night - Funker Vogt
(Oh yeah.)

THE LAST FIGHT:
Words Mean Nothing - Evergrey
(Hee.)

DEATH:
I Dreamed I Died - DevilDriver
(WOO! xD)

ENDING:
Meet the Monster - Five Finger Death Punch
(Oh dear. . .)

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/22930632/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/22930632/ Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:24:13 PST
--

I need to vent, and trust me, it's not going to be pretty. In fact, let me start off with the following statement. . .

Religionfolk, you're starting to piss me off again.

Not sound like something you want to read? Go away. 'Cause this is gunna' happen one way or another. It's not going to be nice, it's not going to politically correct, or censored in any way.

I don't care what religion you are. I just plain don't give a flying fuck. I will respect your beliefs, and I enjoy learning about them. I will *never* take them as my own, but I will listen attentively. I do not judge anyone by their religion--though I do get on edge slightly around hardcore-christians, naturally. I'm a Satanist. We're going to butt heads from the get-go. Unfortunate, but true. I would know the person before the faith. People who know me personally know this is true, and I love them for it.

ALL I ask, is that they do the same for me. Don't look at the ring on my finger, look at my face and know me for who I am, THEN what I believe, with an open mind. I would never ask someone to embrace my beliefs as their own if they were adverse to it. Never. But do I get the same courtesy? No, I don't. I never do. And so I ask. . .

What the fuck, yo'?!

I'm a VERY open-minded person, and though I've dedicated myself to one religion in particular, I'm not adverse to hearing other theories or options. I believe that anything is possible, that any of us could be wrong, and any of us could be right. Or, hot damn! ALL of us could be wrong! Boy, wouldn't you lot shit a brick, eh?!

If you're set in your ways and faith, stay there. I won't try to shift you. Don't try to shift me. I realize my religion is probably the most controversial in the world--though I honestly can't name every religion in the world. I'm only guessing. But I realized that when I took it as my own. Hell, I still haven't even told my own parents. I know they would never understand, no matter how I tried to explain my reasoning. But no matter how important it is to me, my relationship with them still stands taller.

Now. Christians. You're really the only ones I've ever gotten beef from--and so I redistribute to you. It's depressing. This isn't directed at all of you, don't make that mistake. But doing a commentary on each group or person would take up too much time and would get confusing, so bear with me. I take issue with the idea of one ALL-POWERFUL bossman sittin' up stairs. I'll say that now. Once again, I acknowledge that it's POSSIBLE, but that's as far as it goes. If my hand weren't already taken, I would be more suited to a polytheistic religion--but worship of a higher being just doesn't become me. I'm far too prideful--NOT egotistic; my self-esteem is minimal at best, my self-confidence is pitiful, but I'm very prideful.

That being said, a few of my very good friends are christian. Some more dedicated and forthright than others, but still christian. I know what they are, they know what I am. We're still good friends. IMAGINE THAT! People of different faiths getting along?! HO' SHIT.

But for the world's largest religion, most of them seem to be the most closed-minded. Hell, even some atheist's are like a goddamn brick WALL--ridiculously so, and I include my own father in that lot, who is twice as close-minded than my Catholic mother. Again, I say, what the fuck, yo'. But back to what I was saying before.

But even from those good friends I've gotten some bullshit. A very good friend of mine--best friend, even, once called my beliefs "stupid." Oh, yes, ladies and gents. Yes he did. Never stayed mad at him, though. Can't stay mad at someone who'll play Frogger in the Red Lobster parking lot for shits and giggles. No you can't.

So if you still wonder why I get a little on edge around christians, that's why. Most naturally dislike me on principle. That, and how SO many are completely ignorant of the other faiths they shun and despise, like mine. I don't sacrifice children, or animals, or draw a pentagram on the sidewalk and have a goddamn seizure. I may not like children overmuch, but I certainly don't jab knives in their guts. In fact, it's only a select few million I don't like. But I don't like people in general.

Rather than hate me based on fabricated rumors and false beliefs, do the research. I started out only researching Satanism, beause I didn't want to be one of those ignorant fools who go around insulting people because of my own arrogance. I only started out researching. The fact that I saw mostly eye-to-eye with the Statements, Sins, and Rules of Earth are beside the point. Just because I jumped in for a spin doesn't mean any of you will. Sure, I still disagree with some things while I identify with 7... ]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/22649687/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/22649687/ Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:54:23 PST I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

===

I don't really do chain letter stuff, but I felt this one deserved to be repeated.

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/22421051/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/22421051/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:25:05 PST
Second, the only book news I have is that it nows has an OFFICIAL title--both the series and the first book in the series. The series is entitled Demonstruck, and the first book is entitled Ill-Fitted Skins. If you don't care, shoo!

This may not seem like important or integral news to anyone but me, but to me, it's a huge step, since I've been sifting through piles of potential names for the series and individual books.

Well. For those of you who might want a little preview as proof that I'm actually WRITING something, here's a snippet. . .

--

'Rise and shine, little destroyer. . .'

Emerald green eyes cracked open, glowing brilliantly in the blackness of midnight. He sighed, an exhausted but patient sound.

“Yes, Orcus?” he inquired to the dead silence of his basement room, barely audible above the wind outside. The inhuman voice whispered in the back of his mind, soft yet achingly severe. Receiving no answer, the young boy sighed again, rolling over and attempting to sleep again.
'It is time.'

*That* voice, one different from the first, low and terrible, spoken as though through a hole in the throat gushing blood, coaxed the boy awake. Acacius Myron’s breath hitched in his throat and his eyes snapped open. An invisible string attached to his chest dragged him into a sitting position, limp as a ragdoll, as if by some unseen puppetmaster. Green eyes became hooded, decaying to a sickly hue, all dread and fear wiped from his young face.

Poisonous yellow eyes gleamed in the gloom of midnight, promising blood and bleeding horrid intent.

There would be no blissful quiet this night.

--

There you have it. Like it or barf at it, there you have it. There's ACTUALLY something HAPPENING!OMFG.

And now, I'm going to bed. Sleep is the only drug I need, yo'.

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/20541986/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/20541986/ Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:41:33 PDT
My emotional health is going down the shitter due to bottles of it stacked away on a crappy old shelf that's about to break. So, I'm leavin' Dev for a bit. I know you all are heartbroken. Just crushed. But I thought I'd at least say something. Not like I do much on here anymore, anyway, but year.

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/19596608/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/19596608/ Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:52:23 PDT [link]


~*~*~*~

SO. . . I'm in class right now. . . Almost time to go. . . and I'm BORED. Dx

But seriously, guys. I NEED YOU to go read my chapter and tell me what you think. :\
I want to know if I have a good approval rating so I don't waste my time writing more, or so I can improve upon something.

Please?

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/18433702/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/18433702/ Wed, 21 May 2008 15:45:27 PDT

. . .

Just kidding. I don't care. Don't tell me. Ever. ;3


All right. I have a BUNCH of photographs and some new doodles to upload, but unforunately, my scanner HATES me with the white-hot intensity of a 30watt lightbulb, and it won't fuckingSCANANYTHING. . .

We might be getting a new printer anyway, since the scanner is being a whiney little BITCH, but I don't know when. Until then I'm gunna' keep trying to get it to work. I find that with electronics they usually respond to physical abuse.

I'm not kidding. It works.

I'm making more progress on my book, but since I have about eleven other stories going at once, progress is agonizingly SLOW. . . BUT. It's there. So. That's that.



~ Devy-K.

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- MATURE CONTENT DUE TO DIRTY, DIRTY WORDS AND MISUSE OF TWINKIES. -

Timmy: - Walks down the hall. - Uuugh. . . - Really tired. - . . . - In a room with the door open a tad. . . -
Jimmy: - Panting. - You've got. . . some white stuff. . .
Sammie: Where?
Jimmy: On your lip.
Timmy: WHAT?! -Kicks door open.-
Jimmy: . . .
Sammie: . . .
Timmy: What the fuck is goin' on?!
Jimmy: - Shoves a half-eaten twinky in his face. - We're grubbin'!
Sammie: Want one?
Timmy: . . . You're. . . eating twinkies?
Jimmy: Mh-hm.
Sammie: They're sooo good!
Timmy: . . . Why are you sweating?. . . And panting?
Jimmy: D:< 'Cause this little bitch took my twinkie and I was chasing her. . . fast little shit. . .
Sammie: - Grinning. -
Timmy: . . . uh . . . oh. . . Okay. . .
Jimmy: . . . Why d'ya wanna' know?
Timmy: 'Cause for a second I thought you were a pedophile.
Jimmy: ',. . .
Sammie: What's a pedophile?
Jimmy: Your daddy was one.
Timmy: Wh--Shuttup!
Sammie: I still don't know what a pedophile is!
Timmy: You don't need to know!
Jimmy: 'Cause if you did, you'll know why Timmy keeps you alive.
Sammie: . . . wha'?
Timmy: You. . . are the sickest fucker ever.

- END. -

There you go. I'll have a new one up tomorrow. . . If I damn well feel like it! >O

. . .

Bugger off. >=\

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/15580547/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/15580547/ Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:47:29 PST
The characters are Jimmy, Timmy, and Sammie. Jimmy is my friends, and Timmy and Sammie are mine. Sammie is Timmy's little sister. Timmy and Jimmy are the SKULL FXXXERS. They have natural born marks on their faces that look like skulls. I've got a pictures somewhere that my friend drew of them. Jimmy is always screaming at Timmy for a B.J. Timmy usually tries to refuse. Jimmy loves crack, alcohol, whores, and bananas, and hates condoms. Timmy hates bananas. You'll understand later on. Sammie was a recent addition by me, having been BORED TO TEARS in whatever-class-I-was-in. She's a riot. But she's only. . . eight years old, maybe? I think Jimmy's 24 or something, and Timmy's 22.

Once I find that pic-a-ture, I'll post it. And hopefully tomorrow SKULL FXXXERS will begin!

Right now, I'm going to bed early. But I will also start posting SKULL FXXXERS in my blog on MySpace.

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/14418371/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/14418371/ Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:36:32 PDT
And NO there won't be a tweny minute BLURP about school thus far. Too cliche.

I've only drawn ONE picture in the last six months. . . And I have so many I want to do. I want to draw more of GAUZE. . . If any of you still remember him.

| |FLASHBACK!WHOA!=O| |

"Gauze-
--Gender - Neither. Gauze is an IT. It has no breasts, nor a vagina, or
penis. Basically nothing between the legs, though the chest makes it
appear male, it being flat.
--Complexion - Here is the complicated section. Normally, it's skin is
completely white, and that lot, but some of it's appendages aren't. Almost
every finger is a different fleshy hue, no matter how slightly. And it's right
foot is a much healthier hue of flesh. And it has no left ear. 'Twas ripped
off.
--Hair - Despite the shabby state of the rest of it, Gauze's hair is full and
thick. Otherwise, Gauze wouldn't be sexy. Haven't really worked out a hair
style yet, but the hair will be black, with a couple tiny braids here and
there, held apart from the rest of the hair with little strips of flesh. Freaky,
huh?
--Eyes - Unknown. It's eyes are covered with a strip of two of gauze.
What else did you expect, honestly? I'm thinking, if I ever do show it's
eyes, they'll have either been ripped out, or they're kinda' freaky lookin'.
--Height - Tall, definitely. Maybe 6'7". Hey, it's already a freak, so why
not? Plus, being the tallest sometimes bums Ross out.
--Weight - Who cares?
--Piercings and Makeup? - Yes. Quite a few piercings. It's only fitting that
Gauze has lots of piercings. Not your everyday piercings, though. These
will be a bit freakier, naturally. Lotsa' chains, unhealed scars, and all that
cool stuff. As for makeup, lots of black lip liner type stuff, and black nails.
Though the blac nails might not necessarily be polish...
--Other - More coming. Still have to create a background, and stuff. If
one of you wants to help with that, Gauze would appreciate it...Had Gauze
the ability to feel gratitude."

|.:.|END!WHOA!D.:.|

That being said. . . I need to go start on 'im. And I want to do more Roswell too. . . Maybe even my new chick, Creiddylad. . . Mm'. Yeah.

. . .

Go away, now. =3

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/14161507/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/14161507/ Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:01:37 PDT
The cat cussed me out. And the other two cats are still yelling at me.
>__>;

I feel the love.

I really don't have anything new other than that. o_o;


. . .


Ta'!

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/14101570/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/14101570/ Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:16:33 PDT
But I'll still be stuck in Vermont for a couple days, THEN I'm going home.

. . . It's not that I miss the ol' US of A, or anything. . . I miss my dog. >___>;

And my cats.

And FREEWIRELESSINTERNETandthe"I"keyisfartingoutonME!.DDx

The BAD NEWS is, my super groovy unicorn shoes are about DEAD. D,=>

. . . Anyway. I don't really have anything more to say.

Bai.=3

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/14073148/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/14073148/ Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:16:11 PDT

Yeah.

I'm kinda' burned out on London now.

Especially trains. Sick of trains. >_>;

Good news: I've fell in love with chips. No, not those shitty American Lays, or Doritos, either. >=\ CHIPS.

I'm actually getting homesick. Or rather, CATsick. And PUPPYsick. I miss the aminals. That's it. >___>;

And my bed. I WANT MUH BED. Dx I've slept with ear plugs for two weeks. SOsickOfthEMriGhtNoW.

. . . Most of all. . . I miss FREE internet. ;-;

-Cough.-

. . .

.___.;

. . .

Bye!

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/14041724/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/14041724/ Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:11:53 PDT
I'm only on for a few minutes, though. Bastards charge six pounds an hour.

I'll be heading home on Saturday, and probably getting home on Saturday. Those time differences kill me. . . JETLAG. Dx

Well, I must say Scotland did a hellova lot 'o good for me--or my book, rather. got SO much done. A few dozen pages--a few more chapters. About seven, I think. Ah! The inspiration of the Highlands! x3

My pictures turned out WONDERFULLY! I'm so happerh. x3 I've got tons to upload, but for now is the tough part: weeding out the inferiors, and keeping the superiors. Ah, well. . . I've got plenty of time for that, with very, VERY leedle internet access.

I've gotten a fair few favorites from people over the past few days, and since I don't have time YET to personally thank them, I'll thank them here, even though they'll probably never read it.


That's it for now.


Much Foreign Love. <3333333333333

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/13956626/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/13956626/ Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:57:39 PDT


We went from Edinburgh to Inverness, all the way up in the freakin' HIGHLANDS. x33
It's so beautiful up here. I think I teared up a bit at one point.

Tomorrow is Isle of Skye, and Eilean Donan Castle. I'm pretty sure I spelled that right. If not, F U. >_>;

Well. . .

Earlier today, around four o'clock or so. . . The bus broke down. On an incline. An UP HILL incline. Poor Bryan (the driver). He took it in for maintanence in Edinburgh, but they didn't hear anything wrong. I don't remember what exactly it was, because I don't know shit about automotive crap. =\

But luckily, there was a little ski slope just over the hill we were stranded on.
Convenient, idnit?

Last night I didn't have to enough time to add that I had HAGGIS! I DID! x3

I won't describe the Ceremony of the Haggis just yet, because I'll be uploading pictures once I get back to the states, and I'm not paying 6 pounds an hour for internet. I thought it was delicious. But they served it right after a full three course meal, so I wasn't about to eat a lot of it.

Whatever stories some of you have heard about Haggis, forget them. The master of ceremonies told us what it really was;

Lamb, herbs, onions, and spices.

. . .

But what PART of the lamb remains a mystery. ;D

I'll leave you with that. ;x <333

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/13940471/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/13940471/ Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:29:25 PDT

Edinburgh, to be exact, and for all my ignorant American palsies, it's pronounced "Edinburrah." >>;

I've been trying since London to get online, but the damn English bastards tax everything.

. . . I can say that. I'm part English. >O

I tried in Vermont, London, and the night before last in Middlesborough, but even if they did have wireless, I wasn't able to get on. Let me just say, Scotland is WONDERFANTABUTASTIC! O' course, didn't expect anything less.

Tomorrow we're heading for Inverness, into the HIGHLANDS. I've already taken tons of pictures, and there'll be even more to come. I don't know when I'll be online again, though. Maybe not til' I get back to the States, so I'm just taking this little bit of time to update you lot on my progress, because they charge by the hour. x__X;

So, ta' ta' for now!

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/13782543/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/13782543/ Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:35:30 PDT
I'm off to Vermont for a few days, and then I'm flying off to. . . London!

After a couple days in London, we're heading up to the motherland - for me, anyway - SCOTLAND. -OMGSH!=O-

I'll be gone for about two weeks, maybe more. Who knows.

I just wanna' see the freakin' Iron Maiden. >D

So, toodles for now! <3

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/13212072/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/13212072/ Fri, 15 Jun 2007 21:31:38 PDT
. . .

I'm back on Devilish-Kidnapper. If you didn't notice, well. You're an idiot. After a whole lot of nothing as Ninnins.

I just didn't feel like uploading all my things again. =\

Call me lazy. ;x

Anywho. . .

I'm so fuckin' glad schools OVAH! I was sick of being a sophomore. We just didn't matter. Freshmen matter because they're new and everyone hates them. Juniors matter because they're at war with the seniors. Seniors matter because they're seneiors. Top o' the food chain. Sophomores? Sophomores take up space and consume oxygen. Sophomores are just THERE.

Hopefully JUN-YAH year will be a leetle less. . . EVENTFUL. Cough.

'Nough said.

In other news. . . WOW am I making progress on my book. If I can keep going like this, Imight finish within the next year or seven!

But seriously; I think it's coming along pretty well. But I keep getting ahead of myself. There are going to be five books in this series. Why? Because I said so. Don't ask stupid questions, stupid. >/ I'm not even done with the first book and I'm already jotting down plans for the series AFTER this one. Dear Lucy, I need help. . .

I'm done. Go away.

. . . And why are you reading this?! You should be outside playing sports and being active in your community! Shame.

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/12902212/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/12902212/ Thu, 17 May 2007 18:41:27 PDT
So does the shitty schedule for them.

Standard of Learning my arse. I still say they stand for Shit Outta' Luck.

Mum extended the trip to eleven days; two of which I think will take place in London. Hell, I don't mind. After she and my dad went there once without me. . . And I still haven't forgiven them!. . .

THEN comes the main event; Scotland. I think it's in July, now. . . AFTER the trip up to Vermont to visit family. . . I hate family. x(

Eh. . . Better than going to Ohio. <_<;

And at least my dear Riley Guinness O'Reily gets to come this time! BONUS. But I have to share the back seat with him. . . Damn dog takes up 2/3 of it. . . Hopefully we'll have a Highlander by then. . .



. . . Are you still here?

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/12413905/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/12413905/ Thu, 19 Apr 2007 19:01:18 PDT 4 / 19 / 2007

I've got quite a bit of stuff that needs uploading. . . At least the new photos are off the list. I still need to upload Keegan and David, and the new addition to my mental, two-dimensional little family, Timmy. Or as Jimmy calls him, 'TIMMEH!'.

I really hope to get my new ID done tomorrow. I'm all happy inside because of it.

- -

Corn-Smut - 3
Rusty-Syringe - 1
Snake-Lady - 0

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/12212099/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/12212099/ Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:07:21 PDT
3 / 29 / 2007


Cover Sheet - In Progress (Actually brainstorming for it, now. May take a whilel.)
Roswell - Done! = D
Keegan - Done! = D
David - Done! = D
Roswell and Keegan - In Progress (Now)
Roswell and David - In Progress (Waiting)
Keegan and David - In progress (Waiting)
Roswell, Keegan, and David - In Progress (Waiting)

I'll probably get around to posting David and Keegan this weekend.

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/11300417/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/11300417/ Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:54:37 PDT
... My ass.

I\\\'ma try to start drawing again, once I find my 0.7 led... Gar.
I\\\'m also starting a little project on the Voss brothers, Roswell, Keegan, and David. I\\\'ll update as they come along.

Cover Sheet - In Progress (Cancelled, due to lack of ideas. o_O; )
Roswell - In Progress (Now, albeit slowly. >_>; )
Keegan - In Progress (Waiting)
David - In Progress (Waiting)
Roswell and Keegan - In Progress (Waiting)
Roswell and David - In Progress (Waiting)
Keegan and David - In progress (Waiting)
Roswell, Keegan, and David: In Progress (Waiting)

- -

2 - 22 - 07

The project is being postponed for a while. I just haven\\\'t been in the mood for drawing. I\\\'ve been on a writing streak, and I\\\'m not about to complain. I don\\\'t know when I\\\'ll start back up on this, but we\\\'ll see.

Ta.~

- -

2 - 28 - 07

Project Voss Brothers is still on hiatus. I\\\'ve got a new character I want to get out of my head. His name\\\'s Myrddin. STHU. I like the name. >O

~Trick-Star -

. . . Thank you, Andi. (Yes that was really her. We\\\'re in the computer lab at school. >>; )

~Trick-Star - In case you were wondering, we\\\'re in the computer lab at school.

. . . What she said.

ANYW-

~Trick-Star - We\\\'re in school! In the computer lab! On the computers! Typing and such!

. . . TheyGetThePOINT.>O

ANY-- . . . -Waiting for another interruption. . . -

~Trick-Star - -poot-

. . . How did I ever see that coming. e_e;

Any. . . Way. Myrddin. Yeah. All I\\\'m saying is he\\\'s got a funky hair-do. >>

- End. -

- -

3 / 15 / 2007

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH, BEEETCHES! >O

. . . My English teacher is a bit slow. >_>

Moving on. Project Voss Brothers is being postponed yet again. . . I'm trying out a bit of a new style. Haven't quite got the hang of it yet.

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/10861636/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/10861636/ Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:42:54 PST [link] ) posted this in her journal, and it needs to be shared:

" (edit) My friend Sato posted this on her website [link] These are my commentaries on it. My thoughts are in parentheses. Enjoy. (/edit)


I found this on a forum.
Supposedly it's a real church bulletin.
It's old, I know. But Count Chocula? It's funny as hell.




"Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with this message, here it is in full.

If Your Child is a Gothic (Okay, this is not even correct grammar. "If your child is gothic" or "If your child is a Goth." would have done nicely.) , Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or Goth.) is a very obscure (Whoever wrote this certainly does not go to shopping malls. Or live in a big city. Or any kind of city for that matter....) and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence (So no other culture contains evil, darkness and violence? I seem to recall allegations and even convictions of priests molesting children.). Please seek immediate attention through counselling (Not even spelled right.), prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:


-Frequently wears black clothing. (I know this was printed a while back, but with the Emo culture being popular, who doesn't?)
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs (The Ankh was a holy symbol to the Egyptians, retard.) or various
other Satanic worshipping (Another misspelling...) symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) (Well now we've got something we can agree on. xD; )
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. (And what's your idea of dressing and speaking eccentrically? Elaborate, plz.)
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol. (Nearly every god-lovin' kid I know drinks and/or takes drugs. It's what teenagers do. WE SCREW UP AND WE ARE VERY GOOD AT IT. KTHX.)
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. (Ever think it's not the devil's fault? Maybe your kid is depressed because EVERY MOVE THEY MAKE YOU'RE BEHIND THEM WAVIN' YER DAMN BIBLES AROUND TELLIN' 'EM TO RESIST TEMPTATION.)
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) (This probably means they need a shrink. Maybe you shouldn't worry about God's love so much and worry about the love you are giving your kids.)
-Complains of boredom. (Maybe....they have just run out of activities? I'm sure they'd love some household chores to do, hohoho.)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (It's called "growing up." Of course your kid's sleep patterns are going to be wonky.)
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (What kid doesn't? Really. Show me a teenager in the world who willingly spends any minute of the day with their parents.)
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) (HEY. MAYBE THEY'RE DOING HOMEWORK. So they won't FLUNK OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, and are forced to become a PROSTITUTE.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (Yes, Crazy-God-Loving-Mom-and-Dad. Accompany my friends and I, watch our every move. Shelter me from the world so that I will be scared of it sponge off of you until my late forties.)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this. (As if children haven't done this since THE DAWN OF CIVILIZATION. You know what happens to the kids that abide by their elder's every word? THEY... ]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/10377283/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/10377283/ Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:19:56 PDT O
I am NOT peppy, I have NO school spirit.
I don't belong in there.
It's torture. They should all die for it. And fester.

But it was funny as hell when they Boo'ed the freshmen. xDD I mean, at least last year as freshmen we had some type of slogan, "Turn that '06 upsidedown!" But this year, they have "'10." Class of '10. I find that hilarious. I can just see them cheering in the crowd shouting, "10! 10! 10! 10! Class of '10!" Some little fuckers were shouting "'010." '010. Honestly. That's like.. the year 20,010. x]
If I was a freshman this year, I just plain wouldn't cheer at all. No one was cheering for '09, though. Sophomore's don't really matter, anyway. We're just THERE. e_e;

It's mainly just the Juniors and Seniors duking it out. Freshmen don't really know what to do, and sometimes cry when they get their asses Boo'ed without mercy (Which in my opinion, is the most amusing part.). Sophomores... Well, as I say, we don't really matter, do we? I heard NO cheers for '09. Then again, I was lurking in a back corner at the top of the stands about ten, fifteen feet from the nearest person. I really didn't mind; no one shouting in my fucking ears, no one jumping around, and all that crap.

I have NO school spirit. It was surgically removed as an infant. Along with my 'pep'. I have no pep. I'm anti-pep, not to be confused with anti-prep, though the two pretty much go hand in hand as far as similarity goes. The only reason I had purple on my tights was because the red ones weren't clean. Some mistook it for school spirit when they saw me holding a teal balloon and my purple stripey tights. Then I popped the balloon with my spikey accessories. That was funny.

But honestly. Purple and teal. What the crap. >/
Purple and teal are hideous when paired together. And even though there's black also, it doesn't help. I mean, Heritage gets burgundy and gold; a hell of a lot better than purple and teal. And also, the Wolverines? That's basically saying we're a bunch of rabid, flea infested, impulsive, passive-agressive RODENTS. x]

I have nothing else to do, and I wanted to rant. >_>;

Dismissal time. Ta'! <3

]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/9601413/ http://Devilish-Kidnapper.deviantart.com/journal/9601413/ Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:26:25 PDT
Time: 2:09 AM.
Currently listening to:
Gabrielle ~ Cradle of Filth.
--Because squeaky screaming makes Shannon happy.


Anyway. Moving on. New character has I. It's name is Gauze. No, no, you read right. It. The idea came to me when making a new username on good ol' AnimeForum, for Roleplaying. I'm working on character sketching right now, because Gauze is TOO fucking awesome. Anywhoozles, details!

Gauze-
--Gender - Neither. Gauze is an IT. It has no breasts, nor a vagina, or
penis. Basically nothing between the legs, though the chest makes it
appear male, it being flat.
--Complexion - Here is the complicated section. Normally, it's skin is
completely white, and that lot, but some of it's appendages aren't. Almost
every finger is a different fleshy hue, no matter how slightly. And it's right
foot is a much healthier hue of flesh. And it has no left ear. 'Twas ripped
off.
--Hair - Despite the shabby state of the rest of it, Gauze's hair is full and
thick. Otherwise, Gauze wouldn't be sexy. Haven't really worked out a hair
style yet, but the hair will be black, with a couple tiny braids here and
there, held apart from the rest of the hair with little strips of flesh. Freaky,
huh?
--Eyes - Unknown. It's eyes are covered with a strip of two of gauze.
What else did you expect, honestly? I'm thinking, if I ever do show it's
eyes, they'll have either been ripped out, or they're kinda' freaky lookin'.
--Height - Tall, definitely. Maybe 6'7". Hey, it's already a freak, so why
not? Plus, being the tallest sometimes bums Rossy-boy out. >_>;
--Weight - Who cares?
--Piercings ad Makeup? - Yes. Quite a few piercings. It's only fitting that
Gauze has lots of piercings. Not your everyday piercings, though. These
will be a bit freakier, naturally. Lotsa' chains, unhealed scars, and all that
cool stuff. As for makeup, lots of black lip liner type stuff, and black nails.
Though the blac nails might not necessarily be polish...
--Other - More coming. Still have to create a background, and stuff. If
one of you wants to help with that, Gauze would appreciate it...Had Gauze
the ability to feel gratitude. ]]> ~Devilish-Kidnapper