http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Divinorum913&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Divinorum913 en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:48:03 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/28964398/ http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/28964398/ Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:39:31 PST Since I've got so much time I thought that I'd take a break from studying and playing Oblivion to update this account with another joke!

- How do you get a guitarist to stop playing?
- Give him some sheet music!
- What do you call a cow with no legs?
- Ground Beef!
- What do you call a guy sleeping at your doorstep?
- Matt
- Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
- To get to the Bottom!
- What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?
- The letter P because not even Superman can hold it!

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This is a good one, most really dirty jokes are...

-There's a hippie on a bus. He sees a very hot nun on the bus and asks her to sleep with him. The nun is disgusted and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver tells the hippie "Hey, I have an idea for how you can hook up with that nun. Every night at midnight she goes to the cemetery and prays. If you dress up as Jesus you can get her to sleep with you"

The hippie thinks this is a great idea, and thanks the bus driver. That night he goes up to the cemetery and sees the nun praying. He jumps out of a bush wearing a robe and a glow-in-the-dark mask and says "I am Jesus, and I command you to have sex with me".
The nun says "Ok, but in order to retain my chastity, we can only do anal sex."

After they are done, the hippie throws off his costume and yells "Surprise I'm the hippie!"
The nun throws off her costume and yells "Surprise I'm the bus driver!"

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]]> ~Divinorum913 http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/27161212/ http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/27161212/ Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:44:41 PDT
Thank you, you really have made me a happy person!

Other news: I've survived my first two weeks at MSU. I've had one hell of a good time so far, and I'm glad to be just getting started.
I got a job (actually 2 jobs) with Montana PBS (KUSM) in both Broadcast Operations and Promotions Editing. All within three days of arriving here! Life's taking off, and my only concern now is how to keep this airplane fueled and flying.
I got to meet one of my heroes today at PBS as well, one of the original creators of Final Cut Pro. He told me some interesting things about the start of the program, and even gave me a few hints for finding Easter eggs in the splash screen, etc...
I also met Steve Lopez, the author of The Soloist, kind of cool if I may say so myself...
College is great except that it's hard to find water here that isn't infused with sugar and high-sucrose corn syrup...

Oh (I almost forgot) here's a few more lines from my Chuck Norris one-a-day calender!

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. That is unless he smiles while roundhouse kicking someone in the face, then two people die.

Chuck Norris plays Minesweeper on Hard with actual mines.

Chuck Norris sunk Atlantis.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Chuck Norris CAN believe It's not butter!

Oh, and I've got another fractal to upload today.

]]> ~Divinorum913 http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/26036431/ http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/26036431/ Sun, 19 Jul 2009 00:31:37 PDT Chuck Norris jokes anyone?


-Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Isles, now they're just called the Isles.

-When Chuck Norris walks into a room, he doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off...

-If Chuck Norris kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris kicks you and misses, the resulting wind will rip out your spleen.

-Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

-Evolution does not exist, there is only a list of animals that Chuck Norris hasn't hunted down to extinction... Yet...

-Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was too easy.

-When Chuck Norris donates blood, he refuses the needle, and instead asks for a bucket and a handgun.


Hopefully there is one or two in there that people haven't heard a million times or more...

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Think I'll just waste your time, and the rest of this text box with some jokes...

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill????
A: To get to the bottom!

Q: What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?
A: P because not even Superman can hold it!

-If flying is so safe, then why is it called the terminal?
-Why does the sun turn your skin dark, but your hair light?
-Why are they called apartments when they're stuck together?
-Why is the man who handles your investments called a broker?
-Politics poly meaning many, tics meaning blood sucking parasites.

So two rednecks are going hunting in the woods. Theo turns to Dudley and says
"Now listen 'ere Dudley, if one of us dun finds a deer, we's going to shoot a flare up high so we's know to help out."
Dudley nods, then both hunters find their own huntin' grounds.

Dudley gets a huntin' when he realizes that he's not seen a gent's room in several hours. So he finds a tree, climbs up to a branch shaped like a Y, and gets to doin' his business. He throws out a log of his own with so much effort that he unwittingly slips into a nap.

Theo in the mean time finds himself a deer, and shoots his flare way up high. He waits, but when Dudley doesn't come, he starts gutting the deer all on his lonesome. After a while, he starts to looks for Dudley, because this is some tiring work.
He comes across Dudley takin a nap in a tree, his britches hung 'round his knees and decides to play a prank, as most backwoods hunters like to do. He grabs all them deer guts and put's em neat in a pile under Dudley's perch.

Well, Theo gets the deer meat back to their campsite and waits for Dudley.
When he finally comes back, some 'ours later, Theo starts giving him a hard time.
"So, why's you so late? I'd done prepared this back an everythin'!"
"Well" says Dudley, "I passed my guts out, so it took me a while to find a sturdy stick and put everything back where it goes!"

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Ok yeah randomness... Enjoy!

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But, as a reborn optimist I spent this time to get onto Newegg and score myself a sweet new computer. It's got 2 gb ram, Amd 2.Ghz dual core, foxconn mobo, and a Geforce 8500 GPU. . With a case, HDD and Power supply it came out to $305.99.
Pretty kick ass if I may say so myself.
This is also the end to multi-day Apophysis renders which really put a damper on my relationship with that program.
OMG *cough cough* I'm so freakin' happy!

And once again these emoticons are insufficient, there should be one for "I just coughed out a piece of my lung, but I'm ecstatic!"

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I would throw in 3000 of those emoticons, but DA wont do more than about 400 on one page...
So... (x 3000)

Also, I discovered the joys of author Cormic McCarthy. If you can only read one more book before you die, try reading The Road. One of the best books I have ever read. That's saying something since I read a lot.

I wish someone would make a good emoticon for "super-giddy", the general mood icons are really quite limited in their relevance to the Human condition.

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And now for something even more random...

1or'1'='1 = love

]]> ~Divinorum913 http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/20845870/ http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/20845870/ Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:36:50 PDT If you have any suggestions for the new direction I should take with this account, please post them up here.

The rain makes me sad today...



]]> ~Divinorum913 http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/18929060/ http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/18929060/ Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:52:43 PDT Thank you everyone for your support and friendship. It's been a fun journey so far, I've seen a lot of mind-blowing artwork and found inspiration from the creative expressions of my fellow deviants.
I do ask that if you read this that you take the time to look through my favorites.

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Thought Provoking Subjects:

1.) Greek Mythology
2.) Psychedelic Music, including but not limited to: Pink Floyd, Porcupine Tree, Aphex Twin and Lords of Acid.
3.) Other artists
4.) Romantic/Gothic literature
5.) Philosophy
6.) Dreams
7.) The Underworld (Plutonian domain)
8.) Discussing points of view, and perspectives
9.) Cheesy horror movies
10.) Meditation

Brain games:


1.)"What if? Then..."
You start out with a statement, then twist it with a what if question, then answer it with another statement. Repeat until you find yourself journeying far beyond your original train of thought. This is a good game to play for writers block.

2.) "Freeze Frame"
When watching television, youtube or reading a story, try to freeze a particular motion of a character and take it out of context to make it more interesting. An example of this is you see a person adjusting their television aerials, freeze their motion and they're now wrestling with two giant snakes, or turning the wheel of a car with no seat... This was originally an improvisation game for actors but it works just was well for artist block concerning the actions of the human form...

3.) "Perspective"
Try to find alternative uses for things around you, or to make something into something that you think it is not. Draw a hexagon, now draw a line from each vertex to the middle. I could be slices of pie, a wagon wheel or a three dimensional cube (draw the hexagon and see if you can see the cube.) This is good for macabre artists or psychedelic artists...

4.) "Combination"
Close your eyes, now imagine combining the last two things you saw into something completely new. This is a good one for photoshop artists...

5.) Just put your pen, mouse, camera or brain to work. You never know what might happen once you get the wheels a' turnin'.

6.) Just talk it out. Sometimes two heads are better then one. Multiple thought processes can take an idea in completely new directions. Almost all of the Pixar moves were created in a single brainstorming session over lunch... Good for just about any style of expression...

]]> ~Divinorum913 http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/15061183/ http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/15061183/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:41:57 PDT I am back from the Shootout Boulder, a 24 hour film-making competition.
I have a few more fractals that I will let render while I go back to Boulder to attend the Top 10 Films showing at 7pm today. Hopefully my team makes the Top Ten, but no one will know for sure until the showing. More information about the competition is available at >>> [link] <<< this link.

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http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/13894701/ Fri, 27 Jul 2007 00:38:36 PDT It's 1:36am Jul/27 right now, I haven't slept since 4:30am Jul/25...
Thank god for weekends... No new fractals for today, need to conserve brain power...

]]> ~Divinorum913 http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/13571359/ http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/13571359/ Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:05:22 PDT ~Divinorum913 http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/13504111/ http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/13504111/ Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:01:19 PDT One story that pissed me off beyond anything is how they had a story about this guy who just got out of jail, who may or may not be a repeat offender. They showed his house, repeated his address, showed his picture and hammered his name like a nail into wood. True, he was charged ten years ago for being a child molester, but it should be left up to the police to notify the surrounding populace, not the news to cover an extremely biased, paranoid eight minute section about this guy's address, house etc, so that any paranoid news-watching maniac can go and shoot everyone in that house, assuming that the person is not coming out of jail to start a new life.
The second thing that pisses me off is how they spent three minutes covering the fact that Paris Hilton got out of jail. Leave these people alone, no one really gives a shit if some rich girl that they've never met gets out of jail or not. How does Paris Hilton getting out of jail affect anyone???
Even the sports section had a touch of pessimism in it...
Thus begins another ten month period of loathing and avoiding the news... I don't honestly see how you people can watch this crap...

]]> ~Divinorum913 http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/13502373/ http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/13502373/ Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:34:39 PDT I have plenty of new fractals on the way and will post them here in the near future.

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]]> ~Divinorum913 http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/13178665/ http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/13178665/ Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:01:59 PDT I had a seven inch long birthmark removed from my arm today. This means no sports, or physical activity for a little while (for fear of my non-existent bicep flopping out of the seam...) The plus side? More time making fractals... (The down side being: no swimmimg/waterskiing/ no rock climbing/ no backpacking/ no biking/ no mowing the lawn/ no landscaping, etc...)

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]]> ~Divinorum913 http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/13045029/ http://Divinorum913.deviantart.com/journal/13045029/ Mon, 21 May 2007 23:04:43 PDT Ok so, I'm going to get some sleep, I have a lot of: logging & capturing, editing, and "scary people wanting a completed project"; waiting for me tomorrow... I guess stress is a high factor when it comes to video production; no wonder the news is so depressing, all those poor f!@#s wanting to share their misery with the rest of the world...

P.S. on a side note... Aw screw it... Maybe some other time...

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