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He's okay now, but my dad had a heart attack. He takes precedence over everything. Sorry

Sarah

To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Hugh for Bethany
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-~x6deadly6rose6x drawing
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
-Kiriban Winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun

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1. Real Journal 2.Comment thinggie

1. Real Journal
So, I'm busy. Right now I'm
-Editing/Revising my next chapter for Ghouls (I'm sorry to keep you waiting mo)
-Cleaning my room
-Getting Hedwig's Theme down for Teh AwesomeSauce
-RPG'ing on BK and [link] (I have 3 characters now. yay.)
-Drawing for peoples
-Counting money, plotting ways to gain money, considering robbing a bank
-actual homework 0.o
-Getting video ideas written out
-Working on Christmas thinggeh
-Practicing Clarinet for x-mas thing with Tri-M

Yeah, it's grand, really. -_-

2. IF YOU COMMENT HERE...

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you if you were a serial killer how you would kill everyone.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours


By
Sarah

To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Hugh for Bethany
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-~x6deadly6rose6x drawing
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
-Kiriban Winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun

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Yayayayayayaya! I really hate my story. Re-writing it was the worst idea ever. No, my editor monkeys do not get to read it. I'm about to delete it. It's called revenge.

and,erm, ten thousand or so of that was not from RPG's either. Nope, i don't save all my posts in notepad, so I can use them for word count. Nope....

IMMA GO DRAW NOW!!!

Sarah

To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Hugh for Bethany
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-~x6deadly6rose6x drawing
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
-Kiriban Winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun

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1- Potter 2- RPG 3- Drawings 4- NaNoWriMo 5-Blog 6-Other

1- The DVD of HBP comes out Dec 8. Have you had your ginger fix?
2- The RPG I was active at, Back to the Basics, has started back up. It's a post potter OC hogwarts RPG. You need to join and RP with Bethany Murry and Beatrice Cornwall. The site is [link]
3- I haven't drawn much, except for dresses. Why, I don't know. But, I'm gonnna get on my commisions, asap
4- I'm so behind
5- HeyHeyHey! [link] is my new Blog. Check it out Please
6- Other then that, later.

Remember, it's 4:05 AM, I can't be held accountable for my actions.

Sarahhhh

To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Hugh for Bethany
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-~x6deadly6rose6x drawing
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
-Kiriban Winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun

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1. Kiriban in less then 200 Views. FYI
2. So, I told the boy, we'll call him 'B' that I liked him. He said our mutual friend 'S' told him last week. I didn't get to rip 'B' the new one I wanted to in Video for not having the decency to spare me, his 'friend,' and my feelings. Now, via Facebook 'S' says he's lying, and think's 'B' is paranoid and likes me, because he never told him. Right now, I'm destine to be a nun -_-
3. Balls. Just because I have them doesn't make me a gryffindork. I have a dozen throats I want to slit right now, so ha! I am a slytherin.
4. I succumbed and while buying the new Muse CD, bought the Taylor Swift CD I didn't have
5. StressStressStress

Later,
Sarah

To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Hugh for Bethany
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-~x6deadly6rose6x drawing
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/28431806/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/28431806/ Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:30:24 PST Youtube || The Artsy Fartsy Brigade || Twitter || Et Tu Fruite

I have been a vegetarian for two years. I am happy.

I haven't updated much. School, NaNo, Attempting to Woo, Drawing, and Depression. They are a big part of that.

Kayseeyoulaterbye,
Sarah

To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Hugh for Bethany
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-~x6deadly6rose6x drawing
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/28094023/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/28094023/ Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:24:14 PST Youtube || The Artsy Fartsy Brigade || Twitter || Et Tu Fruite

started today. And all the words I wrote were for collab writing... and I have a new random plot in my head. And I'm spazzing. Shizz.

Sarah

To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Hugh for Bethany
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-~x6deadly6rose6x drawing
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/28065094/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/28065094/ Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:40:01 PDT Youtube || The Artsy Fartsy Brigade || Twitter || Et Tu Fruite

So, just saying hi and Happy Halloween and IT"S ALMOST NANOWRIMO!!!!!

I have over a thousand deviations and almost that many messages so, bear with me.

Life is hectic and add depression to that, and you get me. I'm behind on everything. That's not good. But, I've been a productive insomniac recently.

My To-Do list is long (and possibly gettting longer) but don't worry. Expect a huge number of art submissions by next weekend.

I got's ta go work on my death eater mask.

Sarah

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To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Hugh for Bethany
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27994923/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27994923/ Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:13:10 PDT Youtube || The Artsy Fartsy Brigade || Twitter || Et Tu Fruite

So, the other day I went on this field trip with and and we drew, all day. I've got to say, it was one of the best days of my school career. I still need to get notes and do homework I never got, but I am totally okay with that.
The artist that we got to see, Colin Coots, was awesome. He drew with both hands, he worked fast. He listened to our questions, and always had another story to tell. If I ever became an artist, I would want to be the Female Colin. Seriously. He just kind of opened my eyes to new techniques and ideas.
So yeah, I'm grounded from my laptop, so extremely minimal activity, since in Video art we are writing out storyboards -_-
But, I should be done typing my next chapter of Ghouls by tomorrow, so I can have Mo read it and see what she thinks
And I've got a huge sketch dump to drop, and maybe some of the stuff from the Drawing seminar I went to . I dunno yet, I'll just see if I have time.

Later,

Sarah

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To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Next Chapter of James x Lily
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27955368/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27955368/ Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:16:15 PDT Youtube || The Artsy Fartsy Brigade || Twitter || Et Tu Fruite

So, yeah, minimal uploads and real activity, and I apologize.
My father is pretty much Adolf minus the mustache and accent. So, I apologize.
The only things I really have to upload are the sketches that happen whilst I am in school, and a few crappy 500 theme images.
I'm working like mad trying to write a chapter of Ghouls as well. Unfortunatly I was only able to print out the latest chapter, so I'm going to have a lot of revision to do. After I type it. Since my computer time has seriously decreased.
Oh, and I got my braces off. And need to be sent to camera whore rehab. Just check my Webcam on my dA page. eah...

Okay, I'm off to be 'roductive,'

sarahhhh

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To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Next Chapter of James x Lily
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27783695/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27783695/ Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:09:40 PDT Youtube || The Artsy Fartsy Brigade || Twitter || Et Tu Fruite

That is the title of a Song I wrote a few months back. Well, I recorded a video of me playing said song. I'd love for you guys to check it out It is here: [link]

Now for the Other youtube stuffz.
I am in a collab channel (look up, it's the Artsy Fartsy Brigade in the top of my journal) and some mondays I cannot make videos. If you'd like to fill in, or be part of any of my videos, message me. But, you need a Video Camera or Webcam (or if I know you IRL we can talk)
Also, I'm working on some Videos for My personal Channel (thedoofusmaximus) if you would like to be in any of those [or have ideas but want help puttin' them together] note me as well. I'd love help and people in them

Finally, song writting. If you have written a song but cannot put music to it, drop me a note. I'm working on song writing and would totally love to help

Sarah

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To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Next Chapter of James x Lily
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27693679/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27693679/ Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:01:13 PDT Youtube || The Artsy Fartsy Brigade || Twitter || Et Tu Fruite

So, it has come down to this, has it? I am loud, obnoxious, moody, and, for the first time, I have a social life. But, it has terrible timing.

Fun fact, I have 2 Chem projects, an AP English Essay, 45 History Vocab words and a Trig packet due on Tuesday, when I get back to school. I have none of these finished.
On top of that, I have a Chapter of the JamesxLily I'm writing with Vanessa and of Ghouls with Mo that I need to finish. And a Commission, and a Dragon, and 473 drawing for my 500 drawing project. And loads of YT videos to film and edit. And Monday's Artsyfartsybrigade video.
And tomorrow, Sunday, I will not be home at ALL. I will be hangin' with one of mah biffles, going to her church and sleeping over at her house. So, I will have to do all my homework Monday. Shoot me.

And before you go 'You have so much to do, yet still drew stuff,' let me tell you something. I draw and read at the same time. So, yes I drew Hermione, but I did it at the same time that I was reading about Atomi theories and the history of such tiny bunches of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons. I am pretty jumpy and twitchy and have to move at all times. It's not my fault I'm nuts. Ugh.

So yeah, I dunno when I'll update next. Crap! I need to message the winners of the Nerdfighters-club contest too.... I'll do that Monday. Ahhh FML


Sarah

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To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
-Next Chapter of James x Lily
-Next Chapter of Ghouls
-Nerdfighters-club contest winner's Drawings
~[link] In pencil
~472 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27631976/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27631976/ Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:06:07 PDT
On a happier note, I've just about finished my video art project, and have half filmed a YT video for my channel. It's on Blind Contoure xD

Imma go watch eastwick, new episode tonight

Sarah

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To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
~[link] In pencil
~475 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27615301/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27615301/ Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:21:10 PDT So I'm going to have to actually confront him.
I just need to hear him say he doesn't like me,
and I can get over it.
I want to get over it.
ugh.

Sarah

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To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
~[link] In pencil
~475 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27598526/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27598526/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:25:48 PDT
[link]

Sarah

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To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
~[link] In pencil
~475 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27596152/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27596152/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:25:45 PDT I leaned on the locker next to his, and asked if I could speak with him. 'Yes', but he couldn't laugh or tell anyone 'sure.' Then I told him I liked him.
Have you ever waited for their decision, afraid of what they'd say?
I didn't. I just kinda left.
I have no clue what he thinks.
Well, I assume he doesn't like me.
But I had the balls to admit it.
Now, Imma go have pudding.

sarah

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To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
~[link] In pencil
~475 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27567322/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27567322/ Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:28:28 PDT [link] that and It takes a tough man to make a tender Sarah. Why I liked that one, I dunno.

So, I've been on Ustream.tv a lot. I think I may be addicted to it. It's not bad though, It is highly entertaining, and I've gotten some good ideas while streaming. And drawn/colored some pictures for my 500

Speaking of the 500 drawings I have to do. I am 5% done. Woo. -_- Tis okay though. Imma keep working to get more done

Imma *possibly* commit mortal embarrassment on Monday. Tiffany will witness such act of embarrassment, and tell you all about it, if I'm the first to die of embarrassment. yeah.

I am back on youtube (thedoofusmaximus) and find it funny that the first video I post after my 'I'm Alive' video, is a response to a crazy twilight fan. Yeah. xD I need ideas.

I was bored, so I looked at horoscopes. Here's hopeing for a Virgo.

So, yeah. That is all? Yeah.

Sarraaahhhhhhh

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To-Do List:
~Drawing for ~chakram-master & Her Contest
~[link] In pencil
~475 more of the 500 Drawings
~Meme's for fun ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27562438/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27562438/ Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:36:15 PDT [link] I am live on Ustream

Sarah

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27520802/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27520802/ Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:32:49 PDT [link] You need to come now. [link] I am bored and don't want to start my history homework.
To chat you either need to make a ustream account, or to IM my AIM- girluninspired

yayay

[link]

Sarah

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27504495/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27504495/ Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:53:50 PDT I have to work on a drawing that I'm going for someone. And, while I do, you can catch me on [link] USTREAM!! Come join. So I don't get lonely

Sarahhh

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27480909/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27480909/ Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:05:45 PDT Muahahaha!

OH OH OH!!!


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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27438187/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27438187/ Sat, 26 Sep 2009 22:20:47 PDT darkfireness Well, she is nifty and in need of someone to donate a subscription, one month. It costs 4.95 USD. I will draw you ANYTHING (minus reproductive organs) if you donate her a sub. Seriously, just about ANYTHING.

So yeah, not life or death, but still. She's mah buddy

Night

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27424471/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27424471/ Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:36:11 PDT I wanna start a Mugggle Quidditch League!

I'm serious. 2 Teams of 7 members, plus a referee and a person to run around in yellow, with a snitch losely tied to their belt loop. I do wonder if I could talk to the school about organizing a quidditch league. I dunno, but I do know I want to play, and you guys are awesome.

IF I DON'T KNOW YOU OFLINE drop me a note and tell me what state you live in. Maybe you live close by and could come play.

Let me know if you're interested!

Sarah

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27395582/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27395582/ Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:18:36 PDT
On a Happier note, not only did I finished the chapter I posted here of The JamesXLily fanfic I'm writing with Vanessa, but I posted my chapter of 'Ghouls.' Mo & I did the prolouge, and then i'm the odd numbers from three on. You can read it [link] and should totally review it. Cause you love us.

Boys are stupid (but we knew that) and I wish they would all go away. They confuse me too. I'm in bloody high school, I shouldn't care about what they think of me so much. I'm just gonna be a cat lady when I grow up anyway.

Vampire Diaries is on tonight- that makes me happy. And Eastwick was on lastnight, and was awesome.

I'll go now. Yeah.


Sarah

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27342697/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27342697/ Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:35:34 PDT And I'm drawing Fenrir Greyback and I like how it looks so far. I think?
Oh and [link] is where you can get products like shirts and buttons with my Et Tu Fruite ([link] ) on it. I sold a button. I only made a quarter (that's what I get with every product on there) but i still sold something. Yay!
And I am just about done with my chapter for Mo, and then I can write the one with Vanessa (really, I should have done them in opposite order, I fail.)

BRAIN CRACK!!!!
SPAZZZZZZZZ [link]


SArahHhhhhhh

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27313350/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27313350/ Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:54:28 PDT BETHANY, Aragog works great! (Seriously, he takes pictures as well as video, so I now have a fun animated picture in my 'webcam' section of my dA profile. Huzzah!)
AND AND AND, Mo & Vanessa have both finished their first chapters, so I be writing up a storm!!!! Yay!
Are you part of the ? Cause, you should totally look at the Free Commisions there... cause I *could* be donating some free commissions.....
I still feel like shizz, but that is the cold talking.
So yeah, I'mma go spazz somewhere else naow.....
KIRIBAN AT 9,999!!! Catch it for a free request

SaraHHHHH

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I will be in school, so watch out. It's not swine flu, I mean, H1N1 so they can't keep me from the halls of education. Muahahaha!

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27136246/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27136246/ Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:28:59 PDT 2-My Aims (in life...err, this next few months)
3-AIM

1-School
Is real awesome so far. I've got friends in all of my classes, except the Geom that I'm working to get the hell out of. And my last 2 classes. They have someone who cause me much pain, but I have Bano to help me. Yay!
And I know all the Elements I need for Chem, and have started the weekly AP Eng Lan Comp Vocab, for next week. Woot!


2-My Aims (in life...err, this next few months)
*Collab Writing (Mo, Van & anyone else who wants to)
*Work on 'Mary'
*Draw Charlie.....
*Draw a male who is NOT Ron Weasley
*Hit 100 of 500 Drawings
*90+ in all mah classes
*Read 2 more plays (min)
*Read Chron. of Narnia
*Blog min every other day.
YAY! I BE BUSY!

3-AIM
I has one. And if you wanna IM me, I am girluninspired just make sure to tell me who you are... or I'll block yo' azz. xD

Sarahhhhhh

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27117051/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27117051/ Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:45:57 PDT 2-Writing
3-Drawing
4-Polls
5-House
6-Other

1-School starts tomorrow. I am terribly excited. and worried. and nervous. First period band, thank goodness. I MISS MY FRIENDS.

2-Writing has not yet started. But it will VERY SOON, and I am SO ready. I'm working to get my laptop back. I WILL FIND A WAY! The I can write, and type more.

3-Drawing is fun. And in two days, I have yet to finish one drawing. Everything I have tried to draw turns into Ron Weasley, so yesterday, I started outlining and colored a Voldemort Cartoon for the 500. And A randoom brain doodle. And randoom ideas for more. Yay! I get to be busy and productive. This is good.

4-Polls I make mean something and hit to future drawings. Muahahaha!

5-House? What house are you in, Gryffindor(k), Hufflepuff(huff'n'uff), Ravenclaw(Birdbrain) or Slytherin(slytherawesome)? Cause I wanna know.

6-Other stuff..... erm. Yeah, no. Weeeeeee

Sarahhhhhhhh

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27093184/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27093184/ Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:03:36 PDT 2- Advertisement
3- Drawings
4- Contests

1- Collab Writing
Does anyone want to collab write. Mo & I are working on finishing up the plan for this great Collab idea she had, but it is something I am so into, I forsee still having more time, to say, collab with other people Have an idea, drop me a note :3

2- Advertisement
A-On Deviantart
I am broke. So, I'd like to offer commisions. Do you know where I can advertise 2 or 3 Dollar commisions?

B-On the Interweb
Also, I want to advertise a blog, anonymously, and Have no idea how. Help?

3- Drawings
I've finished 6, have 11 in progress, and still more ideas. Yay, productivity!!

4- Contests
I've been looking for ones to enter, that have subs as prizes. Not only for me, but for friends and clubs. If you know any note me. I will ride the productivity for as long as it lasts.

-spazzy out-
Sarahhhhhh

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27070541/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/27070541/ Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:32:01 PDT 2- 500
3- Band
4- Commission
5- RPG
6- Blogging
7- Writing

1- School starts on Thursday, and I cannot wait, but at the same time, and dreading it. I've got 'friends' in most of my classes, which is good, but I've still got a funny feeling about it all... maybe I'm just Paranoid.

2- I post my first 13 of 500 drawings yesterday. And I've finished 4 more and have 8 in progress. Huzzah I'm hoping to finish some more, so I can post 10 at once. But, I do worry that I'm evil, spamming your inboxes.

3- BAND IS AWESOMEE!!! I have it first period this year, it's the best way to start the day.
And we have our trip in december, to FLORIDA -spazz-

4- I know my art sucks, yeah. But would anyone want a commision? I'm serious. Anything you want, three dollars US, plus shipping if it's Traditional. I have 2 Dollars to my name, and my father is holding my allowance hostage. -_-

5- So we know I love to RPG. But the one I'm really into is really slow lately. So, If you know any ones that are active, lemme know. Just none that are mostly Animals. Those bore me.

6- I have started to Blog Again. Not only have I begun to write at Apathy Is Thy Name, I have started a new one, that is actually serious. It isn't full or Rambling or spazzing. It is thought out, and honest. If you would like links to either, just comment & I'll note you.

7- So It is almost November. And I've got to decide what I'm doing for NaNoWriMo. It's a toss up between 'Mary' and 'The Cripple Boys.' Or I could totally re-write last years naNoWriMo. That could happen too. I DUNNO What to doooo X_X

Tata for now,
Sarahhhhhh

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26992224/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26992224/ Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:23:55 PDT
On Honesty. For my father. As punishment.
Because I lied and said I watered the two bird cages, even though I didn't and would after breakfast.
TEN THOUSAND WORDS. I still have it. There is no way I'm getting rid of it, and the hours I spent WRITING it out, since I could not type it. Excuse me, was not alowd to type it.
It had reasons why people aren't honest, consequences, bad infulences. I blamed Hannah Montanna and twilight. Gave examples of literary works supporting Honest (Harry Potter, Chronicals of narnai, Shakespeare) I even had a section with the word's roots and foreign equivalents.
And when I was trying to get him to recongize the one section with my real Feelings... He proved to be even more thick then I thought. It's like he's oblivious to anything other then the TV and his cat. -shootmeintheheadplz-

Other News, Band Camp!!!!!! I love it. I get's ta see most of mah biffles (Awyssaaaaaaaa, why cant you be in band!)

I'm actually going to start blogging again -ohshocker- But I'm making a new one. Clean slate, not related to DoofusMaximus, Apathyisthyname or Angersnotillegal. It will be much more... serious. Yeah.Because I'm not serious enough.

And I've finished 10 of my 500, have 5 in progress. I'll post them once I have time. The images are all ready, uploading just takes FOREVER x_x

OOOOOH! I have to go message Lydia. -keepsforgetting-

Byyeeee

Sarah

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26838068/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26838068/ Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:14:59 PDT and we just started our FIRST OFFICIAL CONTEST! You've got about a month to create your art. The theme is What Kind of Nerd are YOU? I really recomend joining (the club) and entering. Also, if you want to offer a prize or 3, note me, and I can add that to the journal
And then go to 's D page. She be the nifty creator of the club. She get's Peter (it's okay, more Edmund for me) and does some really great Potter Fanartz. (Yeah, with a 'z', it's cause she gotz skillz.) And she's Canadian & Calls her Colored Pencils "Pencil Crayons." (Which I have started to do, out of habit of talking with Canadian friends, so I don't confuse them) Woot.

So, I'm off. My friend Summer will be here any moment. I'm gonna see if I can draw her again. It's been a few years. And last time, she wanted to be in this really odd position... meh. My first Drawing of her is ze thumb below;

Later,
Sarah

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26821483/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26821483/ Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:09:51 PDT
I am looking for some active RPG's. I'm looking for literate ones, with apps. And preferably mainly OC ones. I'm not to big on cannons. And HUMAN rpgs, this includes Wizards, Vampires, WEREwolves, Fairies, Witches, Schools, Veelas, Giants, Gnomes, dwarfs, elves, Normal People ect. No Mainly animal ones. They bore me.

One of mah long-distance biffles is comming tomorrow, to spend Wed-Sun with me We're gonna watch movies, watch AVPM, blow bubbles, [probably] go to the movies (post grad &/or Bandslam?) and go to the State fair on the 29th. YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! THEN BAND CAMP MONDAY! YAY! I've got the first Song and 1/3 of the other one memorized. xD I've only been playing it for 2 days xD

I've been drawing a lot, yay! I'm feeling better, so that helps. And yeah. That's about it. Camp Rock mechanical pencils, I got as a joke from Mum & Fatha, work surprisingly well, comming from the dollar store. xD

So yeah, that's it?... erm, yeah.

Buyyyy!
-Sarahhhhhhhhhhhh

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26797774/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26797774/ Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:16:14 PDT
5h (five hundred)- Is going well. Potterly ideas are comming to me nicely. My biggest problem is, it takes me a really long time to get my ass in gear to draw the different comic strip ideas. (yeah, some are tiny pictures, others colored, and then you have 3-12 framed comics. It takes time.) I've got multiple started. It just is hard to get me to sit and draw. I know, I'm a pain. xD

I finished re-reading Deathly Hallows. So a lot of my recent 500 drawings are based or inspired by DH. So sue me, if I draw Sirius as a nun. If it's funny, who cares. I just watched all the movies on dvd too. (and both Narnias, so if Edmund the Just Sexy shows up in a random 500 picture. Don't be surprised.)

I've recently joined a few clubs, one of which I get to help assist and be all adminny like. The first, [link] is nerdfighters-club. It's for fans of the Vlogbrothers, Hank & John Green. And we just started a contest

I still don't have mah schedual -pout- I'm terribly lonely -crawlinball&die- and I am being drawin insane by my parents -headdesk- So yeah. G'day Folks.

-Sarah

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--------------- ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26781717/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26781717/ Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:38:04 PDT 2. Don't reveal who they are.
3. You can comment but don't answer to guesses. The idea is that no one knows who the facts are indicated to.
4. Tag three (3) people.

(NOTE: 7, 10-16 are not on DA, don't guess those)

1) You are nifty, but you seem spineless & have given up on one of my best friends. And I'm afraid you'll give up on me too. I'd hate to lose you as a friend. you've been my frand for so long.

2) YOU! Are amazing. You're funny and need to stop putting yourself down. If you're anything like me, you judge yourself to harshly. I'm here for you if you need a hug... or pasta.

3) I'm jealous of you. I'm not 100% sure why. Probably because people don't look at you like you're an idiot. They take you seriously. They consider you a writer.

4) You're one of the best people ever. You're sporty, and I'm not, but we seem so similar in other ways. But, seriously, you need to draw more, because you're better at it then you think. Seriously.

5) You're a great writer, and going to be a great director one day. I know it.

6) I want to be your friend, I really do. We've got something awesome about us, and you're the reason I really started drawing. But, at the same time, all of my other friends don't like you. And you're not reliable. I don't want to lose you as a friend, but it's hard when you're being pulled in two separate directions.

7) You're not on deviantart, and I'm glad. I don't know where the hell you are. Or if you graduated. I deleted you from everywhere, except my phone, so I can screen your calls. You made freshman year hell for me. You were nothing but poison. You made me angry and scared and cry. I never want to see your face ever again. I never want to smell you ever again. I never want to hear you voice ever again. I hate you.... and I'm using everything you put me through to write a book. Then I will tell everyone what parts are real. How much you put me through. I was so young and imature, and you ruined so much for me; Places, names, peoples, foods, music. You ruined playing in the rain for me. You lied, you were sick, demented. I caught you when you fainted. I cleaned your self-inflicted wounds, and moped up your blood. Stayed up all night on the phone with you, crying and trying to keep you off the tracks. I did so much to help you live... but honestly, my eyes will be dry when I know you've died.

8) On a happier note; Thou art one of mah biffles We are brain twins, and your friendship makes me so happy. When I take over the world, you get to come with me to Germany, if you'd like, you can even have Magdnaburg if you'd like. :3 You can be moody, but I can be a bitch. You're the ying to mah yang, dude. You're the Harry To Mah Ron... Ron WEASLEY.

9) You're driving me wonky. I want to be your friend, but you annoy me so much. I'm not better at drawing then you, but you value your art so much higher then I think you should. AND if you don't stop calling yourself fat, or saying you want to be thin, I'm afraid I may go off on you. And I won't apologize. Becuase I'm the fatest of all of us, probably one of the fattest in the grade. So you need to shut the hell up, because I hate when skinny girls bitch about being fat.

10) I like you a Lot. I feel like an idiot because my friends hate you. Thanks.

11) I hate you. It's that simple. You're a douchebag, and you're big ears make you look like a monkey.

12) Shut up, no one likes you.

13) I'm sorry i went out with you. It was a mistake, and I shouldn't have led you on. You'll bounce back... once you use a stronger deoderant.

14) Piss off. Seriously, You're weird, creepy, and smell like rust and BO. I'm glad you graduated. YOU PULLED MY HAIR AND STOLE FROM A BOOKSTORE!!! Thou art Banished (accent on the e)

15) You're Bald. I hate bald people. Ergo, I hate you.

16) Stop saying your fucking depressed. You're not, fuck off.

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]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26756416/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26756416/ Sat, 22 Aug 2009 14:33:14 PDT We had lunch at Panara bread (yay for humus). Then we went to Michaels, target (where I bought $4 worth of gum), and three different pet stores. Muahaha. Wegmans was fun. I got TWIZZLERS! I fucking Love Twizzlers! They are my candy addiction.
We went to dinner with her brother too, Olive Garden. He payed, and it was tasty, HUZZAH! I'm so glad she can drive. We spent a really long time just sitting in the car listening to the Veronicas, Hush Sound, Tokio Hotel & Taylor Swift. It was awesome.
Today, not so much. It's one of those 'Everything-I-Do-Is-Wrong' so 'dad-doesn't-stop-yelling', no matter how hard I try to do everything. I'm done fighting him, but it's not enough. So, I retreated to my room, and have been watching Harry Potter Movies & Re-reading book 7. (Did I mention on my uber-depressed days, Harry Potter &/or Narnia are all I do/Watch/read?) I'm gonna try to draw later, but It's not normally a good Idea when I'm feeling like this. (I get frustrated & rip stuff that I'm drawing up, or I break writing ustensils)
No one's replied to my RP posts, and I've gotten under 800 Deviations in my inbox. I'll update the Feature journal tomorrow. or Monday. I've got nothing else to do, so I'm going to go and finish OOTP now. And then finish reading.

Sarah

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RULES
1.)Be one of the first 15 people commenting/asking on this journal entry, and I will list 3 deviations I like most from your gallery.

2.)If you answer, you should do the same in your journal, putting me in the first slot to spread art around for everyone.

those rules, copy and pasted

okay, i simply can't feauture you if you've less that 20 deviations! sorry!


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And Because I can:


-Sarah

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]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26707256/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26707256/ Thu, 20 Aug 2009 06:29:08 PDT
So, I've got 7 finished pictures, but I'm holding off on posting, till I finish more. One of the kinda has a 'spoiler' but really it's just Hermione describing a potion from potions class in book 6. Not that big a deal. I was considering going in order, but then I realized when I printed out the list, I missed the first 65. So I'm just doing randoom numbers as I go. And I can garuntee that my ideas will come from the books, movies and fandom (vloggers, AVPM, Puppet Pals ect) And, I find odd crossovers entertaining.

So, I realize a lot of my internet spazzing is to do with my 'Real' life loneliness, so I'm sorry for that. Oh, the woes of an only child.

I've drawn a new ID too, cause my old one streches the page for me, and I hate scrolling so much. And, yesterday, I got a really great Idea for a Comic strip based on 2 of Shakespeare's plays. So, I'm warning you that before school starts, I shall fill your inbox with deviations.

But I promise, I wont fill it as full as mine. I had 10,585 deviations when I got back from camp on the first. Now, I'm down to 2,258 Deviations! *headshot*

So, now I'm off to go do yard work, so I can haz more money. Because tomorrow I'm going to hang with my cousin. She turned 18 yesterday, and now has her night license. So tomorrow will be a blast. And then Summer is comming over next week, for 4 days or more. We're going to the state fair (with mum, cousin & aunt) and we're gonna go to the movies. [I think, we like, always do when she comes over] And I'm introducing her to a Very Potter Musical. Muahahahaha! Then, BAND CAMP! I'm excited for it. I miss band SO much. Bari Sax FTW!

Oh, and one school related *twitch* I want my schedual now *twitch* and we're done. xD

-Sarahhhhhh

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]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26690555/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26690555/ Wed, 19 Aug 2009 11:13:21 PDT
1-Burning down the school, that has not yet sent scheduals.
or
2-Burning all the plants and grass in my yard. I hate yardwork, and the hives I get from tromping through weeds.

Oh, and eating some pasta alfredo, that shit is tasty.

-Randomness out

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]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26687901/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26687901/ Wed, 19 Aug 2009 08:28:40 PDT
I think I'm addicted to RPG'ing. I've got 3 Characters (Bethany, Craig And Beatrice) at [link] Because I've always wanted to go to Hogwarts. [Note: None of them Are Gryffindorks!!!]

The trombone is really hard, like harder then the oboe, and the trumpet *headshot* I need lessons, really. I need lessons in all of my many instruments.

Sculpy hates me, I'm trying to make a gift for one of mah biffles and IT"S NOT WORKING -frustration-

So, any of you guys that I know IRL, if you have a Facebook, add meh xD I can't spell last names, or I would have searched you by now. And you can take the quizes that I wasted a half hour on. (I didn't need a quiz to tell me I'm depressed, but I did need one to know that I would be a vengful ghost... WTF?) Cause, I <4 Facebook. Yeah.

Do you have a gaia, and do you ever go online? I need to decide wiether or not to join up again. Yeah.

That's all folks,

Sarah

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]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26644306/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26644306/ Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:17:30 PDT 2. 500 Themes
3. Friday
4. School
5. Serious Topic

1. Willy Shakes
I'm still reading King Lear. I've never taken so long to read somthing. I'm thinking it's the fact that I haven't physically read in days. I'm only on act three -_-

2. 500 Themes
Are going well. I've got lots of ideas, but now I'm wondering if I should have picked Narnia over Potter. Meh. A lot of them will be comics instead of just drawings. (of the 5 2/2 I've drawn, the two different halfs are comics) Em is gonna do writing, but SOMEONE SHOULD DO THIS WITH ME. It'd be fun

3. Friday
Wedensday, My cuzzy Wuzzy is turning 18. Friday, she and I are gonna hang out, cause she'll have her night lisence We're thinking Mall, movies & dinner with her bro. It's gonna be AWESOME! I'm so bloody excited. I just have to decide, 'Which of my 4 Potter Shirts would she laugh at the most; Slytherin, Muggle, Ron's Face or Ron's Full person?' xD

4. School
Soooooo Excitedddddd

5. Serious Topic
I feel really crappy and not motivated. -damnthemedstakingupto4monthstowork-
Yeah, fun fact that I'm just gonna tell the internets, I was diagnosed with Depression end of the school year/beginning of summer. I'm NOT suicidal, you know 'Oh, everything is wrong, kill me now, I was such a mistake.' No, I haven't been motivated since middle school. Stress with dad's sickness makes it worse, school makes it worse. It's why my grades tanked so much. So, I've been looking for is more ways to motivate myself, as well as waiting for my meds to kick in (yay generic prozac). I've only told my close friends and you guys. I dunno why, because I would hate for a lot of the kids at school to know. I just kinda, need to tell someone, you know?
I get really frustrated when people joke about being depressed, I just want to yell at them like "AT least you can get your fucking ass out of bed, and can think of something to fucking doing with your life!" I personally would like to sleep for a few years and then see if I have more energy. (But they won't let me ) I really hate the thought of using 'I'm depressed' as an excuse.
And we tried lots of things; regulating my sleep & food, Stress relief. I am just depressed. There is no reason.
Yeah, if I seem down or something, you'll know why.

So, I can't just end it like this, QUIZ TEIM!!

1.PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT?
The fine line on my shin, is from when someone dropped barbed wire on it.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/APPARTMENT?
Blue Paint & Wall to Wall furniture

3. WHAT DOES YOUR PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Black & Silver

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Music. Almost everything, but I'm not a big rap fan (except for a few artists)

5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?
Black

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Not telling.

7. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGES?
Nope.

8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN?
2:52 am

9. ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL TOGETHER?
Yup!

10. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Cars going down the street

11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK?
I get jumpy

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?133;.
Father

13. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
GINGERGINGERGINGERGINGER

14. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS?
No

15. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
AMPJOLTAMPJOLTAMPJOLT
Just not red bull, it tastes like piss

16. FAV MOVIE?
Um... I dunoo I like LOTR, HP, Footloose, Radio, Narnia, the Notebook. THEREZ TO MANYZ

17. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Steak. NO, not Moo Steak, Fake steak strips by morningstar

18. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Mum

19. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
Un POCO

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT SOMEONE GAVE YOU?
Borders Gift card

21. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
Do you seriously have to ask that

22. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No

23. BEST FRIEND?
Willy shakes... ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26634925/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26634925/ Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:18:44 PDT 9-9:90 Deviantart (I get 50 messages a day plus 200+ Deviations.... I watch 700 people, so it's not bad)
9:21-10:00 Roleplay

I check FB randomly too.

Oh, I've got 5 1/2 of my 500 done. I like 2 of them. I think I'll post 10(ish) at once.

Yeah. Peace

Sarah

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]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26612419/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26612419/ Sat, 15 Aug 2009 16:00:10 PDT Sarah's Five Hundred Theme's Challenge- Potter Style!

1. Introduction
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Distasterful
24. No Time
25. Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Rounds
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Young
49. Stripes
50. Breaking The Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep In Thought
53. Keeping A Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick In The Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Snow
67. Playing The Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mislead
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen And Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Sick
86. Seeing Red
87. Hunger
88. Pain
89. Through The Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All The I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In The Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Alone
100. Relaxation
101. Promises
102. Innocence
103. Empty
104. Love song
105. Puppet
106. Secret
107. Dreams
108. Time
109. Hidden
110. Team
111. Fly
112. Imagine
113. Silence
114. Fantasy
115. Monster
116. Dance
117. Questions
118. Protect
119. Rainbow
120. Alone
121. Kiss
122. Shopping
123. Sister
124. Brother
125. Mother
126. Father
127. Treasure
128. Path
129. Marriage
130. Gun
131. Challenge
132. Patience
133. Listen
134. blossom
135. sound
136. blanket
137. arrow
138. fan
139. broken
140. trust
141. wings
142. shadow
143. game
144. chance
145. soft
146. lullaby
147. baby
148. sing
149. falling
150. moon
151. stars
152. name
153. touch
154. torture
155. pleasure
156. castle
157. river
158. December
159. follow
160. picture
161. guardian
162. petals
163. boredom
164. illusions
165. burning
166. lips
167. mermaid
168. stare
169. dress
170. tease
171. complete
172. death
173. dirty
174. truth
175. candy
176. memories
177. obsession
178. mistakes
179. chains
180. rose
181. forgotten
182. bleed
183. magical
184. sighs
185. princess
186. journey
187. loss
188. wind
189. Lost But Bound
190. Goodbye
191. Clouds
192. Yellow
193. Seashore
194. Friendship
195. Spring
196. Distant
197. Helpless
198. Hope
199. Glass
200. Stop
201. Beginning.
202. Middles.
203. Ends.
204. Insides.
205. Outsides.
206. Hours.
207. Days.
208. Weeks.
209. Months.
210. Years.
211. Red.
212. Orange.
213. Yellow.
214. Green.
215. Blue.
216. Purple.
217. Brown.
218. Black.
219. White.
220. Colourless.
221. Friends.
222. Enemies.
223. Lovers.
224. Family.
225. Strangers.
226. Teammates.
227. Parents.
228. Children.
229. Birth.
230. Death.
231. Sunrise.
232. Sunset.
233. Too Much.
234. Not Enough.
235. Sixth Sense.
236. Smell.
237. Sound.
238. Touch.
239. Taste.
240. Sight.
241. Shapes.
242. Triangle.
243. Square.
244. Circle.
245. Moon.
246. Star.
247. Heart.
248. Diamond.
249. Club.
250. Spade.
251. Water.
252. Fire.
253. Earth.
254. Air.
255. Spirit.
256. Breakfast.
257. Lunch.
258. Dinner.
259. Food.
260. Drink.
261. Winter.
262. Spring.
263. Summer.
264. Fall.
265. Passing.
266. Rain.
267. Snow.
268. Lightening.
269. Thunder.
270. Storm.
271. Broken.
272. Fixed.
273. Light.
274. Dark.
275. Shade.
276. Who?
27... ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26598795/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26598795/ Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:26:12 PDT
1)Writing Quiz
Title your journal, 'You Know You're A Writer If...' and check all that apply to you. Then tag some peoples.

[x] Writing is the only thing you do that makes you feel as though you shouldn't be doing something else.
[x] You use semicolons in your text messages.
[x] People still talk about your letters from camp, or school, or vacation, or jail, etc...
[x] The doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness and you think, "I can use this."
[x] You stop in the middle of a fight with your boyfriend -- "Hold on, babe!" -- to jot down a note.
[x] You believe in living with intention.
[x] Your pet peeve is people who use the word "literally" wrong -- such as "I'm literally on fire." Such errors make you see red -- figuratively.
[] You squeeze a paragraph into the memo line on a personal check.
[x] You keep a list of words, phrases, lyrics, or quotes that you like. Its a bit excessive.
[x] Throwing out old files, you come across a great piece and are delighted to realize you wrote it.
[x] The book is always better than the movie.
[x] You read the title before you look at the artwork.
[x] You spend an afternoon writing and rewriting a breakup note in which you say nothing about your feelings but come up with some dazzling wordplay. By the end, you can't remember why you were so mad. You send the note anyway, because who wants to waste all those great lines?
[x] You tell the manager at your local hardware store that aisle four should say "Boys' Toys," not "Boy's Toys."
[x] While you're staring out the window, you're working.
[] You have a journal for every year of your life, starting at age six, or earlier...
[x] You refuse to get rid of any book you've read, even the ones you hated.
[x] You truly do not understand those people who hate to write.
[] If you're not writing, you do something crazy, such as invest in Uranium or weave a room-size tapestry.
[x] You think of eavesdropping as research.
[] You think people who eat alphabet soup are barbarians.
[x] You catch yourself patting your laptop when you close it down. (Not only do I do that, but I've also named my laptop)
[x] You write in restaurants.
[x] You've wanted to be a writer since Mrs. (insert elementary teacher here) tacked your Christmas Poem to the bulletin board in second grade.
[] You're secretly in love with your own handwriting.
[x] You run out of room on Hallmark cards.
[x] A napkin is a suitable substitute for paper. (sometimes)
[] Your English teacher refers to you as her "Beacon of Hope."
[x] You know the difference between a paradox and an oxymoron.
[x] You knew what alliteration was in kindergarten.

Total: 24

I found a Mental disorder quiz, but it made me laugh, cause we already know how mental I am.... (yes, I'm serious. If you wanna know, note me)

2)Up and Comming Stooff
I FOUND A 500 Themes Challenge!!! I tried the 100 and failed, doing only like, 2. But I'll do the five hundred (and post it later) So, huzzah!
And I'm working on my T-Shirt. I think Imma make a new accout for Logos & Stuff. Because I really want to work on Digital stuff. Yeah, and it would be easier & more organized. Huzzah. I've got 2 Ideas, one I've already drawn out (durring english class) and another I thought of today. Hooh-Haah.

3)Willy Shakes
I'mma finish King Lear, Then read Twelf Night and then Antony & Cleopatra, then Merchant of Venice. If you have a suggestion after that, lemme know :3

And believe it or not, NO CAFFINE WAS USED IN THE TYPING OF THIS JOURNAL

Peace Out,

Sarah, Da Bomb Diggity

OH OH OH!!!
]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26554817/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26554817/ Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:38:27 PDT
1.Shakespeare
I dunno if any of you like Shakespeare, but I have fallen in love with him. Okay, maybe not him, but his plays. In the past week and a half I have read 'Much Ado About Nothing,' 'King Lear,' 'Midsummer Night's Dream,' and Reread 'Julius Caesar' and 'Romeo & Juliet.' I have been spending every penny I have on his plays. I have almost a shelf of his works. (Including a Glossary, Shakespeare for Dummies and his sonnet.) If any of you want to suggest which to read first, let me know.
[And Em, I am trying to get my hands on 'Dirty Shakespeare' I have seen it at B&N and Borders. Next time I go to the book store... without father xD ]

2.School
Starts very soon, and I want the bloody class list. I need to know if I have classes with Abbeh, or Buffeh or any of the rest of you nifteh people I know IRL.

-2b.Band Camp
SQUEEEEEEEE! Teh Bari Player is Teh Excited Bari Player... that is all.

3.If I know you IRL, Do You Get What I mean?
So I have mentioned inside jokes a lot, mainly one about a 'Ginger.' If any one that I knows IRL ( Tiffany, Kalena, Katie, Steven, Sara ect) IF you know what they refer too, can you note me and let me know. Buffy, Torieh and Alyssa, I know you know, but yeah.

Danke,
Sarah

To-Do List
~Cally- Drawn
~Clover- Lined
~Beth's Drawing..... yeah, after Band camp
~JFU 1st & 2nd - Getting Info
~BttB sketches

OH OH OH!!!
]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26509652/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26509652/ Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:13:35 PDT
○● B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.(Veggie style... huzzah)
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.(a veggie one)
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.(

Total: 5


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.

Total: 5


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.i have dark hair : )
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 2


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 6


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 5


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 4


○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 1


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slantysmall eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 7


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] Yo... ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26450222/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26450222/ Fri, 07 Aug 2009 17:47:14 PDT
Oh yeah, I'm back (if you couldn't tell by the polls). And Yeah. I've only got a little time.

I'm Outtie,

Sarah

To-Do List
~Cally- Drawn
~Clover- Lined
~Beth's Drawing..... yeah, after Band camp
~JFU 1st & 2nd - Getting Info
~BttB sketches

OH OH OH!!!
]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26025817/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/26025817/ Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:35:10 PDT Try not to miss me to much, or need me.

Hell, who are you trying to kid. You'll miss me so much. xD

Sarah

To-Do List
~Cally- Drawn
~Clover- Lined
~Beth's Drawing..... yeah, after camp ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25965811/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25965811/ Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:29:43 PDT
To-Do List
~Cally- Drawn
~Clover- Lined
~Beth's Drawing..... yeah, after camp ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25834687/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25834687/ Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:13:44 PDT So, you all wanna join this kick ass hogwarts RPG- [link] and RPG with Bethany.

Yeah, thats it. I'll tell you about mah birfday eventually.

Sarah

]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25824243/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25824243/ Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:38:59 PDT
right now I am working on typing up a character application for an RPG, and a journal about mah birfday, but I'm real ADD, and need some stuff to draw. SO

(1)If I owe You any Art
Post what it is, and the ref pic you want me to use.

(2)If You want Art
Post a ref pic of what you want, NO DESCRIPTIONS. Yeah.
And I'll see what I can do.
I like stock images, if you wanna use that and tell me differences in clothes or hair, that would work too.

Okay, bye for now.

Sarah

]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25782084/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25782084/ Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:25:51 PDT
I lose my computer after tomorrow

Less than Five hours until I turn Sixteen. (2:52 am)

People keep telling me I am not girly enough; that I need to wear make-up. If anyone wants me to cover my face in shit, they can pay for it, cause that shit is expensive. And they get to come over and put it on me every day, because I wouldn't be able to put it on anyway, I would stab myself in the eye. It wouldn't do me any good anyway. People need to get over themselves, and realize that I don't care if they are prettier than me. I hate people.

On July third, I was at a camp ground. This girl was telling one of my friends how she liked a long haired kid, who was in the parking lot. I yelled over to him to watch out for the girl, because she was a whore. She cried. They tried to get me to apologize, but I wouldn't. I didn't lie, I just left stuff out. I spoke the Truth, calling her a whore. But, I should have said 'Thirteen Year Old Whore' instead. Oops.

Did you Kristina Horner, Italktosnakes, Monday of fiveawesomegirls does stock photos? yeah that is her. I'mma use her stuff to ref a comic.

I should go.

sarah

]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25761909/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25761909/ Sun, 05 Jul 2009 20:43:06 PDT 2)Pig Farts
3)5090
4)Kiriban

1)SLYTHERIN
Hellz yeah! I GOT A SLYTHERIN SHIRT!!! I'm frekin Happeh!

2)Pig Farts
A Very Potter Musical is back online. I love it. I make many polls about it. Yay! And I'm trying to save it to mah computer, but It's not working well. -_-

3)5090
[link]
It started yesterday. 50 songs in 90 days. I wrote my first one, 'Twilight is Icky.' I be at [link]

4)Kiriban
Is at 7777 yeah!!!!! Lalala!

Sarah

Randoom Deviations!:




Rand00m Quiz Teim!!!

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU
1. Are you single? - yes
2. Are you happy? - Well, Erm... Yes and No
3. Are you bored? - Yes
4. Are you sad? - A bit
5. Are you Italian? - no
6. Are you smart? - yes
7. Do you like someone? - Yes
8. Are you blonde? - Dirty Blond
9. Are you Irish? - No
10. Are your parents still married? - Yeah


TEN FACTS
1. Name – Sarah
2. Birthplace – A Hospital
3. Hair color - dirty Blonde
4. Hair style – straight
5. Eye color - Grey-Blue
6. Birthday - July 7
7. Mood - What time is it?
8. Favorite color? - Green
9. Where do you live? - My Sock Drawer
10. Left or right handed? - a Righty


TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
1. Are you ready to find someone? - Sure?
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? - Meh
3. Who ended your last relationship? - Hehehe. That's a funny story really. I mean, Me. But, I felt really bad about it
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally? - of course
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart? - I dunno if I did or not
6. Last place you went on a date? - Theatre
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? - KILL MEEEEEE
8. Are you afraid of commitment? - No
9. Have you hugged someone within the last week? - yes
10. Have you ever had a secret admirer? - Yes


TEN THIS OR THAT
1. Love or lust? - Love
2. Car or motorbike? - Bikes
3. Cats or dogs? - Bird
4. A few best friends or many regular friends? - BEST FRIENDS
5. McDonalds or burger king? - Neither
6. Pepsi or Coke? - Diet Pepsi
7. Wild night out or romantic night in? - Get me a Boy first
8. Money or Happiness? - Happyness
9. Night or day? - Night
10. MSN or phone? - i like to hear peoples voices when i talk to them


TEN HAVE YOU EVER
1. Been caught sneaking out? - nope
2. Been skinny dipping? - um no.
3. Done something you regret? - yeah
4. Bungee jumped? - no
5. Lied to someone you love? - meh
6. Finished an entire jawbreaker? - nope, dont think i've had one
8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back? - No. We've been through this. I dun like him.
9. Cried because you lost a pet? - yup
10. Wanted to disappear? - Yeah


TEN LASTS
1. Last phone call you made? - Bethany
2. Last phone call you recieved? - Dad
3. Last person you hung out with? - Parent?
4. Last place you went? - Aunt Karen's
5. Last person you tackled? - Summy, Steph and Cassie
6. Last person you Im'd? - I[dont]M
7. Last text message you received? - I dun have texting
8. Last time you got flowers? - Never T_T
9. Last person you miss? - Ermmm. Plead the Fifth
10. Person you wanna be with right now? - See Above

]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25736778/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25736778/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:18:07 PDT 2)Semi-Grounded
3)Future Uploads
4)Stockphotos
5)JB
6)Poll

Three days till mah 16th Birthday, 11 til the HARRY POTTER MOVIE

1)Birthday ' party '
So, 4 of the 5 people who are comming to my Birthday ' Party ' (I use the term loosly. we're gonna go eat, then see Harry Potter... AT MIDNIGHT) I've got an idea, and it will make my birthday fantastic. Torie, Bethany, Katie and Alyssa, you all need to draw you faces, on a piece of paper, and bring them with you. Then, we shall take pictures. I'm totally serious. I thought of it because of [link] You can color or just draw, but if you do pencil, please try to outline it so it will be seen on the Computer. I will message this to all of you too, if you don't comment, so COMMENT so I know you read this... Oh and if you dont draw yourself, I will.

2)Semi-Grounded
I loose harry, but not all computer priv. after my birthday. -_- Atleast I'll use Correl More ^^
But I'll Lose JulNo. Scheisse!

3)Future Uploads
Yeah, i've got doodles, and I also planned a comic. It's one page. And there are some contests I wanna enter.

4)Stockphotos
I love them, Stock Photo people.. is where I got refs for the poses in said comic.
But I love Stock Photos. SOOOO much

5)JB
I like their new cd. Yeah, deal with it. xD
no, please, don't judge me. or I'll throw my 26+ Pound cat at you.

6)Poll
You know it's not totally serious, right? xD I'm just excited for mah (and mah birthday staealer 's) Birthday

Lataaaar.
Sarah

I forgot, happy independence day. I'm still hoping for him to be Impeached. I'm an Optimist.

]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25676421/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25676421/ Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:13:47 PDT JulNoWriMo
5090
Bette Davis
Hey
My Birthday
Bowling



Grades
Came today. I got a 95 on my Global Regence, and all ninties (except an 82 in Geometry) on my final tests. My 4th quarter averages were okay... except for spanish, which I failed. But I got a 94 on the spanish final. I'm getting yelled at. A lot.

JulNoWriMo
Write 50,000 words in 31 days... or in my case 15 days. [link] You need to join! I'm doofusmaximus in the forums

5090
You write 50 songs from July 4th to October 31st. [link] Huzzah, I'm doofusmaximus there too.

Bette Davis
Is my new cat. She is black & 4 years old. She is a short hair cat. She sat on my lap, napping in the car home. Now, she is hissing at me, and trying to bite me. -_-

Hey
Hey You You, I don't like your girlfriend.... don't ask

My Birthday
Is July 7th, I want a Capo, guitar strap, money, Colored Pencils and money... xD Or you can buy my prints.
(You do know I'm kidding, right? xD )

Bowling
Who wants to go Bowling Monday, July 6th. We gat free bowling cards on the last day of school. Anyone?

]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25613710/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25613710/ Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:36:56 PDT 2)William Shakespeare
3)Kelly Clarkson
4)New CD's
5)Deutsch
6)Wrong Story
7)Artsy Fartsy Brigade
8)Harry Potter
9)Harry Potter the Computer
10) JulNoWriMo


NINE DAYS TILL Meh Birfday!!
If you wanna get me presents, drop me a note xD

1)Yatzee
I Wrote a parody to a popular song, and I need video of people playing yatzee, and their reactions and faces to getting a yatzee. I also need video of people just dancing. If anyone is willing to contribute to my video (it is going on Youtube) please note me or Email me at thedoofusmaximus@yahoo.com

2)William Shakespeare
Is awesome. Yeah. And [link] is hilarious. She wins

)Kelly Clarkson
Honestly, I really like her new CD's. But, a lot of the songs seem to relate (in my head) to ze ex-boy and the GBM.
And her song, 'Because of You', Has really related to an old friendship I had. Yeah. So I guess it's mah themesong

4)New CD's
I got metro station's CD, tis okay.
Lily Allen's is Nifty. Track 8 is mah Favorite. It's Title F*** You.
Kelly's is also nifteh.

5)Deutsch
Is going well. I guess. I wish I had someone to quiz me, cause flashcards by myself is boring. But it's fine, cause Imma kick Arsch!! xD

6)Wrong Story
I was bored. Do you know what that gets you? A parody of 'Love Story', title 'Wrong Story' that fixes love story and talks about the correct story of Ro & Jules, and how calling herself the scarlet letter is kinda like calling herself a whore. Sort of, I mean, Hester really only did one dude, but close enough.

7)Artsy Fartsy Brigade
[link] Yeah. Tuesday- Friday are awesome. xD

8)Harry Potter
16 Days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9)Harry Potter the Computer
I HAS HIM BACK FOR GOOD! HEllz yeah! Even after report cards come !

10) JulNoWriMo
JulNoWriMo.com It's like NaNoWriMo in July. Em and I are gonna JulNoWriMo Battle xD

Okay, I gotz ta go Clean and film

sarahhhhhh

]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25527214/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25527214/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:25:05 PDT But, so far, I'm almost done, but the best Part is Act 2, Part 5, at the end [link]
If that doesn't work, go to the channel that uploaded it [link]
You need to watch the whole thing. The whole thing is awesome.

And Remember, "I'm harry potter. I'm the coolest kid in school. I play guitar and love Zefron more than anyone else."
I want to dance like Vodlemort.
And tell Ron, he can come over for snack time anytime.

Yeah, those are jokes that you'll only understand if you watch the musical.

I love you all... Except you Draco, i can't fucking stand you, Good Bye.

Sarah
(who's side has split from laughing)

]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25513318/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25513318/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:25:10 PDT 2.Video
3.Deutsch
4.Freedom
5.Books
6.Drawings
7.Writing
8.Guitar

1.Laptop
I have harry back, until report cards. Yeah, so doing as much and putting stuff on flashdrives as fast as I can.

2.Video
I can has youtube. I may actually make a nice re-introduction video. Cause, It's been a while xD

3.Deutsch
School is over and I no longer have to take spanish. Instead of leaving my brain in idle all summer, I am getting serious about lerning german. Honestly, before yesterday, all i could do was curse you out. Now, I can conjugate in present tense... wow, I've almost surpassed my knowledge of spanish conjugation... lets see 1 day verses 4 years. Yeah, the two years with that one wretched teacher payed off -_-
I'm making flashcards, right now of verbs, thanks to the German Verb Drill book I got, yesterday. :3

4.Freedom
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAH! School is over. I have 2 weeks of camping and one of VBS, but yah! NO MORE SCHOOL Full of Douchebags and whores!!! yay.
And I'm done with spanish! As long as I passed. Which I hope I did.

5.Books
I went to barns & noble yesterday. I gotted my German Verb Drills Book, 1984, Nicholas Flamel the Alchemyst, Vampire Diaries and Hacking Harvard. I'm trying to read more of different kinds of books, instead of just all vampire books.

6.Drawings
I've got some to post, like the done I did after I finished my spanish test. And I think I've got some good ideas. I dunno yet. But if you have Ideas for me to steal ( xD ) lemme know

7.Writing
I've decided against posting all of my sonnets. I will post some, but I must warn you, they are not deep, or full of emotion. I even wrote one about belly button lint. what can I say, I get bored.
Oh and I posted another chapter of Magically Bound, note me if you want the URL and dont already have it.

8.Guitar
Is now tuned Yay! And I can play it better than I remember. Meh. I dunno, just felt like saying that.

Peace Out, Suckkas.

Rand00m Drawing of the Journal; Teh Awesome Doctor Who x Family Guy Crossover


Rand00m Quiz Teim!
1. What color is your bra?
White?

2. Do you ever lie about your age?
No

3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?
One that isn't lame, I'd guess tough tho. Sorta?

4. Do you prefer blonde or brunette guys?
Neither

5. Are you currently single?
Yes. The only time I wasn't was boring, and only lasted 2 months

6. How many things in your past do you regret?
A friendship and the boy... that's about it. But I can use them both for plots, so I guess I don't totally regret them.

8. Do you have a best friend?
I have like, 5-8 of them (depending on the day xD)

9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
English or Music Teacher

10. Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
Never kissed (Damn! Me Too, Lyssa!)

11. Where do you shop to buy most of your clothes?
Target, Outlet Mall.. Erm... I just got shirts from hot topic less than a month ago. And mum get's meh fun shirts off the interweb for gifts some teims

12. Who was the last person you hugged?
Mumsie

13. Have you ever had your heart broken?
No. I'm cold and Heartless

14. Have you ever thought about suicide?
Yeah. But I have Not thought about Commiting suicide. That's ridonkulus.

15. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't have them?
How bout someone who doesn't like me, and my friends all hate, but I like. yeah, tis a pain in the arse.

16. Have you ever felt like killing somebody?
I don't kill things... but if I ever had to and wouldn't go to hell for it... then ask me that question.

17. If you could change anything about your past, what would you change?
A lot

18. Do you like your life?
not really

19. Do you shop at Hollister?
HOLLISTER?!?!?! What the hell do you think I am?!?!?!

20. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
They could have had him if they wanted him. Lord knows I didn't. I thought I did, but I... ]]> =DoofusMaximus http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25475916/ http://DoofusMaximus.deviantart.com/journal/25475916/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:22:12 PDT 2.Writing
3.Drawing
4.dA Toronto?
5.Deathnote
6.Test
7.Summer


1.Typewriters
I love them, and I always wanted to use one. I found mum's old electric one, that she had at college. His name is Quib. Which is short for Quibbler. I've done a lot of randoom splirts of writing about random ideas, and I have come up with yet another nifty story line. -bang-

2.Writing
You're probably not counting, and I haven't told *everyone* about all of them, but right now, my mind is working on 6 plots at once. I've written some for like 3 of them, but I've been planning all of them. Yeah, I repeate -bang-
If I posted some sonnets, would you all like to read them? Lemme know.

3.Drawing
I have been doing that a lot. My eyes have changed, and I'm adding more folds. My faces, don't remind me of them, I'm working on them. Any ideas or Suggestions?

4.dA Toronto?
Anyone wanna go with me? If we don't need passports, which, I don't remember if we would or not. So, yeah, lemme know.

5.Deathnote
I have read Vol. 1-9. I NEED THE LAST THREE! WTF, I didn't realize it was almost over. I wanna see if zee slimeball dies!!!!!!! Ugh, if anyone has the last three volumes *coughalyssacough*, could I borrow them :3

6.Test
One more and I am Free. oh, sorry, Gratis. Uno mas y yo soy gratis. Yeah, spanish test. -killme-

7.Summer
Is so close. I want to do LOTS of things, instead of spend my time alone, writing and drawing.... well, I mean, I should do LOTS of things, instead of spending my time alone. Yeah.
So if any of you wanna do stuff, lemme know

RAND00M Deviation Feature:



I'm Outtie,
Sarah


RAND00M QUIZZZZ TEIM!!!!
Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Write a book and get it published
2. Go to England And Germany
3. Beat up a snobby prep kid. (and yes, I'm serious)

Three Names You Go By:
1. Sarah
2. Doofus
3. Doofy

Three Screen Names You Have Had (Other Than This One):
1. The Doofus Maximus
2. Rayne Bow
3. Angersnotillegal

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1. Hair
2. Eyes
3. calves

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1. German
2. POlish
3. Norwegian

Three Things That Scare You:
1. Toads
2. Frogs
3. People

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. music
2. computer
3. Books

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Paisley Sneakers
2. Black Shorts
3. Orange

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1. The Veronicas
2. The Dollyrots
3. Muse
4. Oasis

Three Of Your Favorite Songs (At The Moment):
1. Because of You by Kelly Clarkson. (Is stuck in my head)
2. (Get off your) High Horse Lady by oasis
3. F*** You by Lily Allen

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1. true Love
2. honesty
3. Common Ground

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1. I hate Kids
2. I've never kissed anyone
3. I hate Katy Perry

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Gender That Appeal To You:
1. Hair!!!!!!!!!!
2. Eyes
3. Handshake

Three of your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Reading
2. writing
3. Drawing

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1. Leave
2. write
3. your pants.... I CAN"T HELP BE A PERVE

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1. Author
2. teacher
3. hobo

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1. Germany
2. Australia (Sydney)
3. England...(more like live there with rupert grint xD)

Three Boyss Names You Like:
1. Ronald
2. Andrew
3. Benjamin

Three Girls Names You Like:
1. Blaire
2. Annabella
3. Elizabeth

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1. I'm a slob
2. I like sports (i'm just not athletic)
3. I don't care about my appearence

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1. I'm artsy fartsy
2. I love kids
3. I'm a terribly romantic person, and will fail at relationships, because I want my bloody fariy tale

T... ]]> =DoofusMaximus