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                <title>KT can haz shop?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:46:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I opened an etsy shop not too long ago. I mentioned it in my recent deviations but thought I'd prostitute my work a tad more via journal entry. No sales yet, but currently working on a custom order. Still, you bitches need to blingify your ears, yes? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br /><br />Regardless of your ear holes or lack thereof, I should have new things soon. I'm thinking freaky nonexistent creatures preserved in jars. Heck yes, bitches.<br /><br />Go heeeeeeeere: <a href="http://kamikazemongoose.etsy.com">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>I can haz blog?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:53:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Um yah...<br /><br />I've sucked at getting myself to write recently, so I decided to create a place on the web solely for writing random whatnot, instead of debating on whether to rant via DA, Facebook, or where ever.<br /><br />It can be found at this location: <a href="http://dutchesszombiepenguin.wordpress.com/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>IT'S ALIVE!!1!11one!111!!!1</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:42:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello, DA.<br />
<br />
I've thought about it for a long time now.<br />
<br />
And I've decided to take you back.<br />
<br />
For I am as merciful as I am kind.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Anyway....<br />
<br />
The Rochester Institute of Technology is full of splendiforous chinchillas. My social life was frightening eventful for some time there. It's certainly toned down since, but I can't complain.<br />
<br />
The Film and Animation major has long been abandoned [before school  had already begun]. Now in the Career Exploration Program. I hope that it is not utterly useless to me. >_<<br />
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I'm not sure how I feel about classes yet. I mostly have liberal arts now and they seem somewhat....adolescent. I have, however, heard of much struggling in regards to other classes, so not all hope is lost.<br />
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As of three days ago, I have begun drawing again. And I'm actually happy with the results so far. The brain juices are actually working and my artistic abilities are finally cooperating. Huzzah.<br />
<br />
Still unsure where college will be taking me. I'm positive that it will involve the arts somehow though. I can never stick with anything and be happy. That's my big problem.<br />
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Doo dee dooooo deee dooooo. Hello, again. ^_^<br />
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PS. Still in sponge mode, so if you have anything to feed my brain juices, feel free to share/recommend.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Oh Em Eff Gee!!! [A POLL]</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 19:20:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So Ive considered this on an off for some time, but kept telling myself Id suck much ass at it. This time, however, Im thinking that I might as well try a kinda sorta vegetarianism thing. I must admit I was moderately brainwashed by a PETA video, despite society and South Park telling me that they are effed up. Not really vegetarianism, since I would allow sushi. Sorry, Im racist against fish. So Im taking a poll even though its my decision in the end. I just want to see what you guys think.  <br />
<br />
So what do you think?:<br />
<br />
O YOU LACK THE DISIPWIN!!<br />
<br />
O Yes! Do it! One of us, one of us, dooble dobble dooble dobble! 8D<br />
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O FUCK PETA!! Waitwhat was the question?<br />
<br />
O Eat more meat. Hitler was a vegetarian.<br />
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O I eat squirrels cause they eat my BRRAAIAIAIIIINS!! D=<br />
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O Lampshade.<br />
<br />
O Yah, Im done.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Just for the record...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 20:05:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've abandoned art...<br />
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For film: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ZeAlbino">[link]</a><br />
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Film major at RIT. w00t. ^_^<br />
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<br />
I come on here from time to time to check up on people. Sorry if I don't comment much. Hope everyone is well.<br />
<br />
Pft. MySpizzle: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/zealbino">[link]</a><br />
And FaceBizzle[Cause I'm a photo nazi]: <a href="http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=891895073">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Blah x 1000</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:07:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yah, um...Deviant Art? Um, don't get upset when I say this, but....I think we should start seeing other people.<br />
<br />
What? You've been cheating on me anyway?<br />
<br />
Oh good then. Makes this process easier. ^_^<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Yah, but reeeallly....This declining interest in DA has been going on for some time now. For a while I was trying to find a new art community.<br />
<br />
I use to LOVE DA. I was OBSESSED. But that's back when it was a sick, twisted little family. For me anyway, it felt like a community, cause there was like da POSSE'. We gave a shit about each other's boring lives. We actually gave a shit about each other's artwork.<br />
<br />
Now so many people have grown bored of DA and left.<br />
<br />
Many others have grown bored of moi.<br />
<br />
Omg, call me needy! XD<br />
<br />
But really. I guess it's hard to do art for myself. That's why I'm rather dependent on art classes and art programs. We are given assigments, and they EXPECT it done, and we have critiques. I do art for people, not myself. Yes, again, needy betch. But I'm sure most of you feel the same.<br />
<br />
My artwork sucked when it felt like a community. So did most of my poetry. I feel like I've improved alotalotALOT, but whose left to tell?<br />
<br />
And I've grown bored at well. I dont know if the lack of community-ness is to blame, but I'm finding it harder and harder to comment on people's work. I'm at a losss for words. Not meaning I dont appreciate things, but I dont know what to say anymore[cause, y'know, I like to give actual meaningful input for work, rather than "cool" <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> ]. Hence the many delays at commenting.<br />
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Those few that still stick with me, you guys rock. I'm SO not player hating you. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />
<br />
But yah, I'm not feeling it with DA anymore. Christ, I'm far more into MySpace now....Which is like 'OMFG, WHY?!'<br />
<br />
So I'll still be around most likely. I'll probably comment sometimes. I'll probably upload sometimes, blog if I feel like it.<br />
<br />
I'll still look at aaall the artwork that piles up in my inbox, but I just may not comment as much.<br />
<br />
But just thought I'd let those few people who read this, why I'll be a lazy bumpkin.<br />
<br />
Tired me.<br />
<br />
See you around. ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Shine A Light For Darfur</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 13:59:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today is the start of the 10 Days of Action campaign ran by the Save Darfur organization. This is the day to light a candle in rememberance of the victims of the genocide in Darfur.<br />
<br />
Since I am unaware of any Darfur activists around here and I'm lacking in leadership skills, a candlelight vigil is out of the question.<br />
<br />
I thought I'd post this for those that may want to just light a candle by their window tonight.<br />
<br />
For those unaware of this issue: <a href="http://www.savedarfur.org">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>See You In Hell! &gt;:D</title>
                <link>http://Dr-K.deviantart.com/journal/9967397/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 16:31:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ School begins tomorrow.<br />
<br />
And I am ready.<br />
<br />
Armed with my fishnet, stripey stockings, white veil, chesire cat shirt, and of course...MY MONSTER DRINK!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br />
<br />
Just have to put some finishing touches on my summer AP English essay and I'm set.<br />
<br />
I had a few nightmares about being unprepared. I'm so pathetic. XD<br />
<br />
I am relatively unactive as it is. Once school begins, me and the internet may have to have a less close relationship. I'd like to keep myself busy with things that MATTER. AH, not saying you few people who actually give a shit about me dont matter, its just...I could be doing so much more.<br />
<br />
But I'm probably lying, and will probably be back...We always come back. >_<<br />
<br />
Tomorrow.<br />
<br />
I'm going to write LOL on my forehead.<br />
<br />
Yeah. ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Protect Yourself And Your Family</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 18:05:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.familywatchdog.us/">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Go there. ESPECIALLY if you have little ones in the family. It's fucked up how many sex offenders live on my street alone.  <br />
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PS. I'm sucking at commenting right now. Don't worry, I'll get to the continuously growing pile eventually >_< ]]></description>
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                <title>WAKE UP.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 18:41:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Welcome to America.<br />
<br />
Home of the Free.<br />
<br />
Where we are free to disagree. Hate our government. Protest. Speak our mind.<br />
<br />
With our Freedom of Speech. Freedom of Press. Freedom of Religion.<br />
<br />
A land where we can open our mouths, without fear of oppression, imprisonment, stoning.<br />
<br />
Welcome to America.<br />
<br />
Home of the Ungrateful.<br />
<br />
Hey, girls. How does it feel to be able to show your face? Dress like whores? Drown your face in cosmetic sludge? Love who you want? Fuck who you want? Be seen AND heard?<br />
<br />
How does it feel to ignore the little girls overseas? That girl whose husband was chosen when she was merely five. That girl who was lost to child trafficking, sold into prostitution, sexual exploitation. And how about that little China doll, abandoned by her parents, left to perish in the Dying Room.<br />
<br />
But no, thats none of your concern, right? You are far too overwhelmed from needing to maintain your supermodel face and supermodel figure. Like all the pretty girls on TV. Cause thats what is really important, right? That perfect appearance that will get you all the boys you want, until you begin to rot like the rest of us.<br />
<br />
Cut yourself, because the boy you had every right to choose, dumped you.<br />
<br />
Stick your finger down your throat to make you pretty. Starve yourself skinny, while mothers and their babies are dying of hunger on the streets of India.<br />
<br />
Hey, students. School sucks, huh? Fuck around in class. Who needs any of this shit anyway? College? Who needs it? Oh, and would you like some fries with that?<br />
<br />
Or better yet, waste your parents money to get shit-faced drunk. A party every night. Whose dorm will it be today?<br />
<br />
Forget that there are adults in Pakistan who were never granted the opportunity of schooling. Unable to read or write. Children, who are lucky enough, feel blessed to go to school.<br />
<br />
America. Land of Opportunity. Opportunity that is spoon-fed to you, as you spit it back in your parents face.<br />
<br />
How does it feel to sit in your air-conditioned home? A roof over your head. Food on your plate. Healthy water.<br />
<br />
How does it feel not to be plagued with malnutrition, starvation, AIDs, malaria, and so on?<br />
<br />
How do you like your car, your paying job, your iPod?<br />
<br />
How does it feel to be able to waste money on shit you dont need, while some people overseas can barely afford food?<br />
<br />
But I guess none of that is good enough for you, huh?<br />
<br />
What happens in other countries is none of your concern, right?<br />
<br />
Inject your pain with a syringe, while street kids in Peru take drugs to forget the hunger.<br />
<br />
Whine. Bitch. Hate yourself. Hate your parents. Hate society. Hate school. Why not? You have the freedom to, might as well use it. Abuse it.<br />
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Im so dreadfully sorry that your parents dont let you dress like a skank when you leave the house. Im so sorry they grounded you for sneaking out of the house and getting wasted. Im sorry that they forbid you to date that crack addict high school dropout. Poor thing. How can you possibly go on? Things cant possible get worse, right? Might as well get out the gun and put yourself to sleep.<br />
<br />
Nightie night.<br />
<br />
Fuck you.<br />
<br />
Youre so bored, that you have to create your own drama. It makes life more exciting, no? Gives you more opportunities to dazzle people with your tragic life.<br />
<br />
So go on.<br />
<br />
Whine.<br />
<br />
Bitch.<br />
<br />
So I can grab you by the throat and throw you into a world of starvation. A world of disease. A world of slavery. Then I can finally pity you as you are sold to a military camp as a male child prostitute. Ill pity you when both your parents die of AIDs, and you are left to raise your three little siblings. Alone. With no income. Ill pity you when you are a newborn, left to die in the streets because of a One Child policy.<br />
<br />
So please.<br />
<br />
For once.<br />
<br />
WAKE UP, SHUT UP, AND OPEN YOUR EYES.<br />
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[I wrote it for MySpace] ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Last Survey I Will EVER Do &gt;_&lt;</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:14:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I did this survey for the sole purpose of getting inside the brain of subject: Kailey Schmailey. Only a genuine psychopath would do a 500 question survey. For some time now, the inner working of this caffeinated emo-child have baffled me. So I realized that the only way to understand the psychopath, was to become the psychopath.<br />
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<br />
Yah, it didnt really work, but oh well.<br />
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<br />
500 QUESTIONS, BETCH!<br />
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1.What time is it?: 1:35 am<br />
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Personal<br />
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2.Do you want to answer these?: Nah, its pretty pointless. I just feel obligated to.<br />
<br />
3.Name?: KT<br />
4.Name spelled backwards?: Eitak<br />
5.What is your quest?: To devour the brains of whiny, horny typical teens ^_^<br />
6.Nickname?: Albino, as well as an assortment of insults<br />
7.Age?: 17<br />
8.Hometown?: NYC (Outskirts of Chinatown, betch!!)<br />
9.What were you born in?: UmThats suppose to be different from hometown then??<br />
10.Where do you live now?: Pburg.<br />
11.What state?: Home of Jay and Silent Bob, oh and Aqua Teen Hunger Force XD<br />
12.Ever going to move?: Depends where I go to college and where my career takes me.<br />
13.Would you rather live somewhere else?: Nah, then Id have to make new friends. >_<<br />
14.Birthdate?: 9.30.88<br />
15.When do you blow out your candles?: I dunno.<br />
16.Day you were born?: Wait, what?? Wouldnt that be my birthday, you gay survey?? o_O<br />
17.Zodiac sign?: Libra.<br />
18.Do you know what that is?: A scale.w00!<br />
19.Sex?: Usually femaleSometimes hermaphrodite.<br />
20.Height?: Not sure.<br />
21.Weight?: 115 or something.<br />
22.Eye color?: Blue, betch.<br />
23.Hair color?: Blonde. *shudder*<br />
24.Any siblings?: No.<br />
25.Names and ages?: Blargh.<br />
26.Do you get along with them?: Yes, mainly because they dont exist.<br />
27.Any pets?: Yah. A wussy lab, a neurotic westie. One old, decaying cat, and a perverted, morbidly obese cat O_O<br />
28.Names?: Sydney, Aspen, Purcilla, Junior.<br />
29.Parents?: What about them?<br />
30.Names?: John, Aileen.<br />
31.Do you get along with them?: Yah.<br />
32.Married or divorced?: Divorced<br />
33.How long?: Since I was like1 I think.<br />
34.Website?: <a href="http://dr-k.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br />
35.Email?: lawils@msn.com (Hopefully no shetbags send me porn O_O)<br />
36.AIM s/n?: KTtheSTRANGE101<br />
37.Yahoo s/n?: Nope.<br />
38.ICQ?: I deleted it, so yah.<br />
39.MSN?: Check my email, f00.<br />
40.How many people are on your buddy list?: .. 41 people (I talk to like 3 of them >_&lt<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" />. MSN: 17 (Talk to most of them, yo)<br />
41.Phone number?: Hell no!<br />
42.Personality?: A quiet, loudmouthed, calm, caffeinated, serious, insane, caring, asshole, retarded, intellectual with voices in her head. ^_^<br />
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School<br />
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43. Do you want to answer these?: Ive already started, so why not?<br />
44.What school do you go to?: Pburg, Home of the Wannabe Badasses >_<<br />
45.What year are you?: 12<br />
46.What are you?: Senior<br />
47.Hardest class?: Havent started yet. Probably my AP classes, oh and gym will most likely be painful.<br />
48.Easiest class?: Hm, not sure yet. Any of my elective, maybe.<br />
49.Most fun class?: Perhaps I should have waited till September to do this.<br />
50.What day did school start?: I will start..umSeptember 6, I think.<br />
51.Do you have classes with friends?: I hope so, but not looking promising so far. I can only pray that I know someone in lunch.<br />
52.Do you have friends?: Yah.Unless theyre just using me for my nonexistent money.<br />
53.Do you go to school events?: Heh, noo.<br />
54.What was the last event you went to?: We were forced to watch AAG. Does that count?<br />
55.Do you have school spirit?: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! Ok, Im done.<br />
56.Do you go to dances?: See above.<br />
57.Stag or with someone?: Wtf?<br />
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Relationships<br />
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58. Do you want to answer these?: Ha, probably not a good idea.<br />
59.Have a significant other?: Nope.<br />
60.What is their name?: Eugene the Magical Ferret of Annihilation >_><br />
61.How old are they?: Eleventeen and two haifs<br />
62.How long have you been going out?: Cheese.<br />
63.Have you been faithful?: Ask the cheese. >_><br />
64.Do you have a crush?: No, the ferret wouldnt like that. He makes me clean and then he beats me.<br />
65.Who?: Do you want to get me beat by a rodent? Seriously.<br />
66.Do they know you like them?: Une phoque por le chien!!<br />
67.You ever going to tell them?: Go drink tea, relationship nazi!<br />
68.Do you have an online crush?: Ha, that would be odd. Theyre all mah homies though.<br />
69.Who?: Your mother.Ok, thats old.<br />
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In the Past 24 Hours Have You?<br />
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70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions?: Cause you suck, and are SO not rad.<br />
71.Had a seriou... ]]></description>
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                <title>Male Friends Are Fun To Prostitute ^_^</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:51:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1SFei4HQI">[link]</a><br />
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This one is older than the last video, but I had to get all their permission first. Which was kinda annoying, because alot of them had the annoying habit of never responding to me via the internet >_>. I found out just yesterday how famous it had become in that group, apparently it had been shown to a bunch of peeps. Mwahaha. ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>KT is a Loser</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:28:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It appears that I suck at life. >_<<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5N1TOBy0iE">[link]</a><br />
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The scary thing is, my dad LOVED it, and insisted I make it public. >_><br />
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I gonna go run around the house a bit. *trips* *fall* ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>I got the job, baishes!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:36:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ At the Animal Hospital. *dances*<br />
<br />
With very nice co-workers.<br />
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Not a stuck-up teen in sight.<br />
<br />
No ill-tempered, hungry mongoloids to feed. <br />
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No million-buttoned cash registers to keel.<br />
<br />
No more burning of bacon. Yah, I said it!<br />
<br />
......Well, as long as I can keep this job that is. If I don't suck, they plan on keeping me around until I enter college. <br />
<br />
w00t. Mopping floors and cleaning up dog vomit....Hey, it beats food services. O_O<br />
<br />
----------------------<br />
<br />
In other news: I made $27 from cashforCDs.com....That sooo sounded like spam right there. <br />
<br />
I have three movie-ish things in the making:<br />
- the dance video to KMFDM's Auf Wiederseh'n (which I'm loving so far)<br />
- random clip show to MSI's Shut Me Up (which is extremely unorganized right now)<br />
- and of course, the black and white educational film: How To Tell If Your Son is Gay ^_^ (Part of the new 'What the F%$#?!' series)<br />
<br />
Byyyyyeyeyeygeyrgeyyeyegrre. ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>A Stroll in a Thunderstorm</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 13:44:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Not quite as fun as it sounds.<br />
<br />
Yah, so, thanks to my sources, I was under the impression that the storm missed us. Soooo I walked to the mall.<br />
<br />
Which began to involve me trying to outwalk a gigantic, ominous, black cloud. <br />
<br />
Halfway to the mall it caught up with me. In no time, branches were falling down all around me. The wind went nuts. Then came the rain.<br />
<br />
Usually I'm a big fan of walking in the rain. However, it's a bit different when the sky is lighting up in flashes and the ground is vibrating thanks to the thunder.  <br />
<br />
I was actually kinda freaked. No, I'm not trying to make it seem like I'm a brave suckah. I just dont have irrational fears, and am rarely confronted by potential life threatening situations (yet I was once driving in pouring rain and couldnt see shit, and wasnt scared at all. I make no sense though XD). My heart was actually racing a bit, especially when a big branch fell right where I was a couple seconds ago. zomg.<br />
<br />
So yah, I survived and made it to the mall, greeted by some funny looks. In which I responded with a smile and some nervous laughter.  <br />
<br />
And how did I reward myself for this charming adventure?? With some new headphones and a starbucks doubleshot. Hellz yah, biatch.  <br />
<br />
I stil love thunderstorms, but I think I may wait a little bit until I head out into one again. ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>My Voice Sux</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:55:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ More than usual, that is, thanks to the good old retainer I was cursed with today. Le w00t.<br />
<br />
I've chosen India for the volunteer work.<br />
<br />
I have an interview at the Animal Hospital tomorrow.<br />
<br />
The one person I usually just hang out with is sooo in Germany now.<br />
<br />
Boyz are amusing suckahs, but they can be teh gheyist. XD<br />
<br />
I joined an art class for the summer.<br />
<br />
I've been reintroduced to my old enemy PROCRASTINATION. Blargh.<br />
<br />
I've kinda been socializing more than usual. Neat. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />
<br />
Boom shacka lacka boom shacka boom. GO WAY NOW!! ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>United Planet</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2006 18:37:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.unitedplanet.org/stquests.html">[link]</a><br />
<br />
So yah. I want to do overseas volunteer work next summer. I brought it up with my mom and she seems persuadable. I just have to deal with her motherly paranoia and get shitloads of info from these people.<br />
<br />
I dunno. The thought of it is so exciting. I'd love to travel to another country(the furthest I've been is Canada), especially in a place like Tibet, or India, or Thailand. And then theres the whole humanitarian thing. I might seem like a total hard-ass but I'd actually love to help these people (not j00 lazy Americans <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> ). Yeah, didnt you guys know I was pussy?? ^_^<br />
<br />
Yah, so I'm excited....Even though it wouldnt be until about a year from now. *shrug*<br />
<br />
----------------------------------------------------<br />
<br />
In other new....Hey, Employers:<br />
<br />
WHY YOU NO CALL ME?!!<br />
<br />
I'm getting tired of the job search. If I cant find something soon, I'll probably just volunteer at the hospital.<br />
<br />
Though I'd very much like.....y'know...that whole money thing. It would help, since I actually have like...those expenses things. Yah.<br />
<br />
I'm not working in food services again, you nazis! YOU CANT MAKE ME!!!<br />
<br />
--------------------------------------------------<br />
<br />
No art requests, huh? Wanna know why? Cause you're all gay. Yup, I'm sorry you had to find out this way. But SOMEONE had to tear you out of the closet. Don't worry. I still won't descriminate.<br />
<br />
--------------------------------------------------<br />
<br />
Oh, and I downloaded Skype. Why would I do such a thing considering I can't even communicate properly over the phone with people I KNOW?? Hell if I know. I was trying to find a free voice changer online, but as you all know: free = crap. Doodeedoo. Byez. ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Who needs titles?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Jul 2006 09:52:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ When you have boxers like these?.....*cough*Sorry, Walmart literature flashback.<br />
<br />
Anyway. Summer has been...lacking of school? Well, heres the things I HAVE to do: job search and college search. With jobs, I've been to two interviews(neither have called me back yet), and I filled out another application the other day. I hope one of these works out. I dont want to work in food services again. *faints*<br />
<br />
But thanks to slacking, I have plenty of time to spend with art...Thanks to MORE slacking, I cant actually DO this art. <br />
<br />
Thats why I'm open for REQUESTS from the people. I mean, I have ideas of my own, but I'm hoping if others motivate me, I can then motivate myself to go on. So yah, be interested, or suffer the consequence! Check out my gallery if you're not familiar with it. Not saying I'm totally limited. I love trying new things...I'm just not the cutesy kitten drawer (Unless its a sereal killer kitty with a chainsaw, of course ^_^). So yah. If theres a certain medium you think I suck at less, or whatever....Yah well, just give me details, you raspberry cheesecake smidgeons of chaos. YAH, I SAID IT!<br />
<br />
Gah! I still owe Merf an ID (Even though she is a nonuploading fiend!)! Sry, I'll get to that too.<br />
<br />
Oh my god! I'm so caffeinated! All I wanna do is play violin!...AH! I have a great idea! LETS PLAY VIOLIN! lol. If you know what thats a parody of, your death will be painless when I take over the world <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> . ANyway, yah, I've been having another one of those random urges to DO something. My bitchin'(Yes, I'm sucking up XD) friend might lend me one of her old ones, so i can see if I actually enjoy it(instead of wasting money on another thing I wont be using). YOU CARE!<br />
<br />
I got a sexeh set of speedball inking pens, and then some black and red ink bottles...They're a bitch to clean though *pouts*<br />
<br />
Ew, again, getting into my old journelly ways. Oh well, I dont have a blog elsewhere so blah to y'all *dances*<br />
<br />
PS. I sold out to the horror that is...*gulp*...MY SPACE. Yup, I'm queer like that now. Cheerio!! <a href="http://www.myspace.com/zealbino">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:33:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ever have the sudden urge to make a music video with a buncha random clips you filmed of people dancing? No? Well, I did.<br />
<br />
And if you happen to have any such embarrasi-uh-I mean-totally awesome footage of you or a friend on your computer, I wouldnt mind taking them off your hands. *wink wink nudge nudge*<br />
<br />
Oh, and any recommendations song-wise might help. Keep in mind that the current footage contains such disturbing things as headbanging, as well as the macarina. <br />
<br />
I think I have other more important things to say, but my friend is harrasing my calendar and she's making me nervous. Ciao.<br />
<br />
PS. Buy me a pirate hat. I'll give you gummi bears. *begs* ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>BYE, HOMIES!! =(</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:29:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><br />
<br />
I BID A FAREWELL TO ALL THE SUCKAHS THAT ARE LEAVING AND WHATNOT!!<br />
<br />
To the seniors:<br />
<br />
Pft. You just HAD to pass all your classes, huh? Well, no worries. I would have bitched at you if it was otherwise ^^<br />
<br />
Dont go to too many gay-ass parties and get too gay-ass wasted.<br />
<br />
Dont get dateraped....and dont do any dateraping *bitchslaps*<br />
<br />
Pass your goddamn classes.<br />
<br />
Dont drop out!! (unless working at Burger Queer seems appealing to you)<br />
<br />
Don't fail at life because of a controlfreak gf/bf (warning from my math teacher XD)<br />
<br />
DONT GET PREGNANT!<br />
<br />
Work your mufuckin' ass off. ^^<br />
<br />
Be successful.<br />
<br />
Make it so I hear your name in some bitchin' place in the future, so I'm like, "Omg, I went to school with that kid....He/She was an asshole <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> ."<br />
<br />
Have a good life.<br />
<br />
AND REMEMBER, KIDDIES: DONT DO DRUGS. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eyepopping.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":eyepopping:" title="Eyepopping" /><br />
<br />
TO ZE KAILEYS:<br />
<br />
Yah, well, you better get your goddamn emo ass down to Dorney Park with us tomorrow. OR ELSE THERE WILL EMO HELL TO PAY!!<br />
<br />
I've given her her bitchin' goodbye of doom. <br />
<br />
And she knows we'll miss her insanity. <br />
<br />
We still plan on tying her up so she cant leave....That baish. ^^<br />
<br />
TO ZE GERMANS:<br />
<br />
CHrist, you're all german and stuff. YOU KNOW AMERICA CAN KICK YOUR MOTHERLAND'S ASS!!<br />
<br />
I dont care if I spell 'gutentag' wrong.<br />
<br />
You know you'll miss our American weirdness.<br />
<br />
I DONT HATE YOU, STUPID!!<br />
<br />
And promise not to tell your country to bomb us.<br />
<br />
TO ZE FRESHMAN, SOPHMORES, AND JUNIORS(That I wont be seeing over the summer):<br />
<br />
At least to the ones that I KNOW and AMUSE me.<br />
<br />
Your insanity will be missed.<br />
<br />
Hope to see you crazy crackers next year. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Kawaii, crackahs?!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 15:12:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ KONNICHIWA, BITCHES!!<br />
<br />
OH EM GEE!! NINSHIN SHITE IMAS!! BAISHUN!! WATASHI WA BAISHUN ARERUGI DES!!<br />
<br />
TOSTO WA SUKI DES!! ANATATACHI WA SUKI JA RIMASEN!! BANZAI!! MERIKURISUMAS!!<br />
<br />
GAN WA ARIMAS KA??!! GAN GA HITSUYO DES!!!! KORE GA WATASHI NO BIZA DES!!!<br />
<br />
............NANI?! HOTTOYTE!<br />
<br />
<br />
Alas...When will bookstores learn never to sell Japanese phrasebooks to KTs. Tsk tsk.<br />
<br />
7 day free subscription. Obey my awesomeness??<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Am I cultured yet?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 09:31:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That was actually more fun that I expected it to be...expecially surounded by our insane group.<br />
<br />
The Torpedo Factory wasnt bad. It's a building where artists can rent studio space and visitors can check out their work and watch them like zoo animals. Mwaha. Some of the pieces were actually kinda cool. <br />
<br />
Then there was the National Mall area in DC. I'm not sure of the name of the first gallery we went to, but it was nice. I thought I'd be bored as hell of the old old portraits and whatnot. Instead I was insanely jealous of their almost photographic rendering of people. We should like....totally resurrect those dead sunsabitches, so KT can eat their brains and be all like, "OMG! I can draw teh people now! OBEY ME!"....Yeeaaah...<br />
<br />
National History Museaum....We looked at gems.....Nuff said.<br />
<br />
Air and Space Museum...Yah, that name alone is boring.<br />
<br />
The Hirshhorn Museum had some nice stuff in it too. Also alot of crap. So throughout our voyage we were like: "That's cool...That sux. Sux. Sux...Whoa, that's cool!"<br />
<br />
Then our return home.<br />
<br />
The trip there and back was probably the most amusing part. Due to a bad memory, we ended up watching a movie which had a scene of a naked chick beating the shit out of Keanu Reeves...Probably the most hilarious and awkward events in bus history. XD<br />
<br />
Ocassionaly I would just jot down random quotes I picked up from my fellow travelers. Be afraid:<br />
<br />
-"Everytime you empty a garbage can, an angel gets its wings."<br />
<br />
-"KT, you're so much funnier on a bus."<br />
<br />
-"I am the vulture king."<br />
<br />
-"Jim, God is on the phone."<br />
<br />
-"You're almost too gay to function."<br />
<br />
-"There's a gunman in the capital building." (Not so much funny, as is f'real)<br />
<br />
-"There's a hobo!"<br />
<br />
-"I want your money, bitch!"<br />
<br />
-"I got hit by a delivery truck in New York City once."<br />
<br />
-"You'll know it's the white house cause it's white, ok?"<br />
<br />
-"It's Forest Gump!"<br />
<br />
-"If I was a gunman, I'd come right here!"<br />
<br />
-"If I was a gunman, I'd kill Seamus!"<br />
<br />
-"Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka! *dances*"<br />
<br />
-"Let's go outside and breath cancer!"<br />
<br />
-"Everyone wants to sue everyone...and RAPE everyone!"<br />
<br />
-"It's the ride back. You know what that means...POINT BREAK TIME!"<br />
<br />
-"How did you know green tea was my favorite?!"<br />
<br />
-"Oh my god! We're in China!"<br />
<br />
-"You have salsa in there too?!"<br />
<br />
-"Hey,kids! Want some fruit?!"<br />
<br />
-"It's the Bibble way."<br />
<br />
-"In Point Break that cop would be wearing a swim suit and carrying a tridant."<br />
<br />
-"Oh no! The laser beam!"<br />
<br />
-"You know I have control of your final destination! And its not heaven!....It's not purgatory either!"<br />
<br />
-"Hello, this is Bilbo Baggins."<br />
<br />
-"I am the Great Gatsby!"<br />
<br />
-"Kids should be executed."<br />
<br />
-"You ARE the devil." <br />
<br />
-"Pink makes you gay!"(from me)<br />
-"Black makes you Satan!"<br />
<br />
-"Why is she always naked?!"<br />
<br />
Does your mind feel violated yet? If not...go see Point Break. You're IQ will lower at least 20 points.<br />
<br />
So many pictures did I take. ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Goffick! El oh el!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 17:54:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Like...I was totally breaking a mirror today.<br />
<br />
And I was like: "Why dont you break, BITCH?!"<br />
<br />
And the mirror was like: "Whatever. Whatever. I do what I want!"<br />
<br />
So I like wailed that skank with a pipe cutter.<br />
<br />
And the mirror was all like: "FUCKING BITCH!"<br />
<br />
And I was like: "FUCKING HARLET!"<br />
<br />
I hit that bitch again and like SHATTER, MUFUCKER!<br />
<br />
And I was like: "OMG! MY WRIST! YOU MADE ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD! DAMN YOUR BLACK HEART, BARBARA STREISAND! *le faint*"<br />
<br />
...........................OH FUCK!! DOES THIS MEAN I'M GOTHIC NOW??!!<br />
<br />
You may be wondering why I was breaking mirrors....<br />
<br />
Well how else do you expect me to build a boat??<br />
<br />
-------------------------------------------------------<br />
<br />
Art trip tomorrow... All day affair...Have to wake up at 4:00 am?! I didnt even know that time of day existed! Christ, that day is gonna require SO much caffeine. ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Yellow Hats Are Gangstah</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 10:31:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ IT'S ALIIIVE!! <a href="http://www.bolt.com/Dr-Revenant/video/1025311?cn=STREAM_Dr-Revenant_video_large_PAGE1">[link]</a><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Aaaaaanyway.....<br />
<br />
Failed my speech by one friggen point. KT blames:<br />
1. Her craptastic public speaking skeelz<br />
2. Bad time management<br />
3. And of course, MIND RAPAGE!! GAH!! DIE!!! *stroke*<br />
<br />
On the brighter side, I socialized for over three hours this weekend. Yay for less homework than usual! The night consisted of energy drinks, steap hills, coolattas, construction worker hats that make KT look gangstah, Kung Pow insanity, hating the ways of Sim KT *dies*, satanic math tutoring, and more. Woo?<br />
<br />
This week sounds mildly unpainful. AAG will most likely scar my mind though. *shrug* Oh well, worth the shortened classes.<br />
<br />
Art Trip on Friday.<br />
<br />
I'm gonna go build a boat....Yah.....<br />
<br />
And heres to the end....<br />
<br />
You hoe. You hoe.<br />
It's off to work you go.<br />
I am your pimp.<br />
Go suck some dick.<br />
You hoe. You hoe. ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>The All-Knowing Music Player</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 13:44:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Bear with me. This is just from the collection I uploaded onto my computer, so a touch limited. Ha, some of these questions are friggen ridiculous XD .<br />
<br />
"Music personality<br />
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.<br />
NO CHEATING."<br />
<br />
How does the world see me?:<br />
Beautiful Disgrace  Orgy<br />
 <br />
Will I have a happy life?:<br />
Thots - Otep <br />
<br />
What do people really think of me?:<br />
 Xeroxed  Mushroomhead<br />
<br />
Do people secretly lust after me?:<br />
Like Shit  Mindless Self Indulgence (Hardy har)<br />
<br />
How can I make myself happy?<br />
 Pretty  Korn<br />
<br />
What should I do with my life?<br />
You Cant Kill Me  Str8jackit<br />
<br />
Will I ever have children?: <br />
 Kill the Rock  Mindless Self Indulgence<br />
<br />
What is some good advice for me?<br />
 In the Shadow of the Sun - Crisis<br />
<br />
What do I think my current theme song is?:<br />
 Trust - Adema<br />
<br />
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:<br />
 Strap in  Str8jackit (Haha, Im not crazy! Youre the one thats crazy!)<br />
<br />
What song will play at my funeral?:<br />
 Everyone - Adema<br />
<br />
What type of men/women do you like?:<br />
 Prom  Mindless Self Indulgence<br />
<br />
What is my day going to be like?:<br />
 Step Up, Ghetto Blaster  Mindless Self Indulgence<br />
<br />
Why am I here?:<br />
 The Wrist - Mushroomhead<br />
<br />
What will people remember me for?:<br />
 Staring at the Sky  Str8jackit<br />
<br />
What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?:<br />
Too Much of Nothing - Mushroomhead<br />
 <br />
Are there people outside waiting to take me away?:<br />
 Boom!  System of a Down<br />
<br />
What will this year be all about?:<br />
 Never Let It Go  Mushroomhead (Creepy)<br />
<br />
Why was I ever born?:<br />
 Vision and the Verity - Crisis<br />
<br />
What song will be played on my wedding<br />
 Lullaby  A Perfect Circle<br />
<br />
For what I'd kill someone?:<br />
 Pure - Orgy<br />
<br />
What is forbidden on DA?:<br />
 Falling Away From Me - Korn<br />
<br />
With what song I'm gonna lose/ I lost my virginity?:<br />
 Sepsis - Otep<br />
<br />
What will be my last thought before I die?:<br />
 Dummy Block  Element Eighty<br />
<br />
What is the best song to describe my school mates?:<br />
 Coming Undone - Korn<br />
<br />
I feel so....:<br />
 Before I Fall  Str8jackit<br />
<br />
Best song to describe my hidden sexuality?:<br />
 Menocide - Otep<br />
<br />
Of what I'm afraid?:<br />
 Eyeless - Slipknot<br />
<br />
My favourite quote:<br />
 The Outsider  A Perfect Circle<br />
<br />
I like to...<br />
 Make Me Bad - Korn<br />
<br />
I wanna ... you:<br />
 Requiem - Otep<br />
<br />
... me<br />
 Ashamed - Orgy<br />
<br />
What I wanna do now?:<br />
 Kick the Bucket  Mindless Self Indulgence<br />
<br />
What do you actually desire?:<br />
 Dicks Are For My Friends  Mindless Self Indulgence (WHAT?!)<br />
<br />
What would you do to take over the world?:<br />
 The Package  A Perfect Circle<br />
<br />
Your greatest Desire?:<br />
 Surfacing - Slipknot<br />
<br />
I have ... in my pants!:<br />
 Vicinity of Obscenity  System of a Down ( <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /> )<br />
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Wanna have for X-mas:<br />
 B.B.K - Korn<br />
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I like to lick:<br />
 Roulette  System of a Down<br />
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I would tell ... to my first love:<br />
 Hypnotize  System of a Down<br />
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Wanna screw...:<br />
 Kick the PA - Korn<br />
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Why am I still writing this stupid questionare?:<br />
 Ready for Love  Mindless Self Indulgence ]]></description>
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                <title>BRACES BEGONE!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 13:13:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ R.I.P. My beloved little metally imprisonment thingies. You shall be missed.<br />
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Really.<br />
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The disturbingly white presence of teeth is kinda unsettling.<br />
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Three hours of sleep is just dandy. Woohoo? *passes out* ]]></description>
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                <title>KT The Stalker's Videos!! REJOICE!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 21:03:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My dad finally was able to fix the video card that I wasted my money on months ago. Now I can transfer footage from my camcorder onto my computer with SOUND *gasp*! Heres a series from a Sophomore year cassette.<br />
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Remember...Big Brother is watching. <br />
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AH!!! HATE MY VOICE!! *head stab*<br />
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<a href="http://www.bolt.com/Dr-Revenant/video/947103?cn=STREAM_Dr-Revenant_video_large_PAGE1">[link]</a>        I rock as a therapist and you know it <br />
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<a href="http://www.bolt.com/Dr-Revenant/video/948982?cn=STREAM_Dr-Revenant_video_large_PAGE1">[link]</a>         Biology Madness - Last Day of School. That class had insanely entertaining people in it. Christ, and back when I dressed even MORE stereotypical *shudder*. Now I live in a world filled with t-shirts and where my wrists are actually visible. HOSNAP!! Obey my random, crappy editing skeelz.<br />
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I originally put up a clip of my friend and I on caffeine...Then I wussed out. Perhaps I'll intentionally embarrase myself some other time XD<br />
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Thats all....FOR NOW. I feel somewhat bad that I'm posting people online without getting their permission....But then again, 95% are probably already on MySpace anyway <br />
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I believe I'm a bit ill. Allergies maybe....Arg....*zombie*<br />
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Nearing the end of the year. I can feel the shut-down already taking affect. Getting more and more difficult to focus in class. Stressy stress. Woo. Yet I still don't want this school year to end, despite the excessive amounts of homework. There's actually....this thing called SOCIALIZING that sometimes takes place in school....It's neato. <br />
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And yes, peeps are still leaving. I owe drawings and photographs to those leaving the state/country. Pft, NJ can kick Ohio's and Germany's ass any day.<br />
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Emily's birthday was pure insanity. We of course acted like immature children. I was even more obnoxious than usual that day. Tempted, but too lazy, to post pics.<br />
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Art show was....shrug worthy. *shrugs*<br />
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My teeth will be released from their prison on Monday.<br />
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Deviations have piled up a tiny bit in my inbox. I've looked at most of them, I just keep feeling too distracted to comment. But I'll totally do it....tomorrow...Perhaps maybe some tonight...But I'll be under the influence....of caffeine, that is.<br />
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Speaking of which...I had a Monster Energy Drink to counter my sickness and constant tiredness. Be scared.<br />
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I'M A NICE PERSON!! I SWEAR TO FREAKIN' GOD!!! *runs off into the night*<br />
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OH, AND CHILDREN!! WATCH OUT FOR THEM THERE ONLINE PREDATORS!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br />
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><br />
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If u wanna be cool, dont FUCK with me everyday... says: hiii <br />
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Tra la la la la- SHUT UP!! - KT  says:  Are you another stalker?! Must I kill you while your sleeping?! <br />
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If u wanna be cool, dont FUCK with me everyday... says:  hahaha <br />
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If u wanna be cool, dont FUCK with me everyday... says:  where r u from baby??? <br />
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Tra la la la la- SHUT UP!! - KT says: A place where words such as "are" and "you" exist. <br />
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Tra la la la la- SHUT UP!! - KT says: It's pretty neat. <br />
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If u wanna be cool, dont FUCK with me everyday... says:  yeaah <br />
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If u wanna be cool, dont FUCK with me everyday... says:  how old r u? <br />
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Tra la la la la- SHUT UP!! - KT says: Well, you must think I'm awful young, or else you wouldnt have chosen your previous title for me.  <br />
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If u wanna be cool, dont FUCK with me everyday...  says: hmmmm <br />
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If u wanna be cool, dont FUCK with me everyday... says:  why????? <br />
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If u wanna be cool, dont FUCK with me everyday... says:  can i see u on a web cam???? <br />
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Tra la la la la- SHUT UP!! - KT says:  Wow. Interesting. People usually dont want to look at me. Being as I'm a greasy, obese, 45 year old man in a wife-beater who watches Oprah all day. <br />
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Tra la la la la- SHUT UP!! - KT says:  You have weird taste, man. <br />
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If u wanna be cool, dont FUCK with me everyday... is inviting you to start sending webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation? <br />
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You have declined the invitation to start sending webcam. <br />
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Tra la la la la- SHUT UP!! - KT says:  Where did you get my email, pedophile? <br />
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If u wanna be cool, dont FUCK with me everyday... signed off.<br />
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Aw, I was kinda disapointed that he signed off. I wanted to use more big words and hurt his poor widdle webcam controlled... ]]></description>
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                <title>I killed my iPod</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 12:42:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Forgot to take it out of my pocket. Went into the wash.<br />
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I'm a murderer.<br />
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If I had payed for it with my own money, I wouldnt really care.<br />
<br />
But it was a gift from my dad. Who wasnt exactly loaded at the time. <br />
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So of course I feel guilty. <br />
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Yah. I'm gonna go punch my head now. ]]></description>
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                <title>Art Show</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 14:10:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ On sunday. I have Sights and Metamorphisis in there. Also some precision work: dollar, glass, and gadget. It'll probably be boring. Infested with crazy art people, no doubt. Our own insanity will most likely entertaining us. But I'm somewhat eager to see some of the other stuff, since it sounds like they took a wide variety of stuff(unlike last time). My dad will be coming down....Crikey. I dont think I've seen him since the last one.<br />
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Emily's b-day get together thingy on Saturday. KT's been tired most of this week. This calls for celebration through energy drinks. Hellz yes.<br />
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Think river. Think river. Think river. Think river. Think river. Think river. Think river. Think river. Think river. Think river....Ahem, yah. Art program final: Use the river(at the college, that is).....Oh my...<br />
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Today. Fight of the century. I grabbed her hair and put an x-acto knife to her throat. She punched me in the head. I grabbed her hair and threw her off her chair. She grabbed my neck and slammed my head against the table. I tried to pull her hair out while twisted her neck. Why? Cause you're never truelly friends without a little senseless violence. XD<br />
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And I realize I did alot of hair pulling. Thats due to my lack of strength, agility, and stealth. I am forced to defend myself through weaponry and....yah. Screw you.<br />
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RANDOM DIALOGUE:<br />
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EmoKid: Let's play the Penis Game! Whoever says penis the loudest wins...Ok, go. PENIS!....Ha, I win. ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG STEREOTYPES SUCKAH!! XD</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 15:57:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stereotypes are sooooo fun to make fun of. My friends and I use them to mock each other constantly. "Shut up! Your emo!" "Go cut yourself, you goth fag!" TIME TO MOCK ME! Woot.<br />
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METAL HEAD--<br />
[x] Do you have long hair?<br />
[ ] Do you like Beer?<br />
[ ] Have you ever been in a Moshpit?<br />
[x] You don't believe in God?<br />
[ ] You got a Pentagram/heartogram on some clothing article etc.?<br />
[x] You own some spikes?(dont wear them anymore though)<br />
[ ] Can you play guitar?(Not anymore and not well if I tried)<br />
[x] Can you growl?<br />
[x] Do you own Boots?<br />
[ ] Do you rock out? (Um...what is this..."rock out" you speak of? Does it hurt?)<br />
Total X: 5 of 10<br />
<br />
--DRAMA DORK--<br />
[x] Ever been in a play? (Sure. Like when I was 10)<br />
[x] Have you ever seen a Broadway show?<br />
[ ] More than 10 Broadway shows?<br />
[ ] Have you ever been/are you in school shows?<br />
[ ] Does your current job involve theater in some way?<br />
[ ] Want to end up working in/for theater<br />
[ ] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?<br />
[x] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!! (Yah, but that's cause I'm a homo <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /> )<br />
[ ] Do you like the 'Sound of Music'?<br />
[x] Did you like the Broadway show you saw? (I liked The Producers. Does that count?)<br />
Total X: 4 of 10<br />
<br />
--REDNECK--<br />
[ ] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?<br />
[ ] Do you drive a four-wheeler?<br />
[ ] Do you ride four-wheelers?<br />
[ ] Do you like to get dirty?<br />
[ ] Do you like country music?<br />
[ ] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?<br />
[ ] Do you own a cowboy hat?<br />
[ ] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?<br />
[ ] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy videos?<br />
[ ] Do you live on more than 1 acres?<br />
Total X: 0 of 10<br />
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--GOTH--<br />
[x] Do you wear black eyeliner? (Just to bug you)<br />
[x] Is most of your clothing dark? (Allergic to color <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=(" title="=( (Sad)" /> )<br />
[ ] Do you think about death often?<br />
[ ] Do you want to die? (WOE IS ME!! I STABBETH MY HEAD WITH THIS HERE FORK!! BLEK!!)<br />
[ ] Are you a social outcast? (Those that say they are usually arent anyway)<br />
[x] Are you pale? (I'm albino)<br />
[x] Do you like Hot Topic? (Yes yes, I'm typical. Though I never actually go INSIDE the actual store thingy)<br />
[x]Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies? (They're...alright *shrug*)<br />
[ ] Are you mean? (Only to my friends. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /> )<br />
ToTal X: 4 of 9<br />
<br />
-SKATER/PUNK--<br />
[ ] Can you skateboard? (Doesnt that involve...that whole BALANCE thing??)<br />
[ ] Do you wear Skateboarding shoes?<br />
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?<br />
[ ] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops<br />
[ ] Do you watch the x-games?<br />
[ ] Do/did you have any piercings other than your ears?<br />
[ ] Do you like/wear a mohawk?<br />
[x] Do you wear Band t-shirts?<br />
[ ] Have you called someone a poser recently? (Introducing "poser"! The most ignorant term known to man!)<br />
Total X: 4of 9<br />
<br />
--PREP--<br />
[x] Do you say the word "like" (I never knew preps were into similes....Yah, ok, I'll shut up now)<br />
[ ] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero?<br />
[ ] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you?<br />
[ ] Do u giggle alot when your'e with your friends/girlfriend/boyfriend? (More of a cackle)<br />
[ ] Have/do you watch(ed) LAGUNA BEACH? (Wtf?)<br />
[ ] Do you like pop music?<br />
[x] Do you want/have a little dog? (Have. Dont want. The highpitched bark makes me want to kill)<br />
[x] Do you laugh a lot?<br />
Total X: 3 of 8<br />
<br />
--HIPPIE--<br />
[x] Is your hair long?<br />
[ ] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?<br />
[ ] Do you want to save the animals? (Not my MAIN priority)<br />
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?<br />
[ ] Do you like classic rock?<br />
[ ] Have you ever participated in a protest?<br />
[ ] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree? (All those poor violated trees)<br />
[ ] Is your idea of fun sitting around one person playing a guitar and singing along? <br />
[ ] Do you see someone playing frisbee and automatically ask to play?<br />
Total X:2 of 9<br />
<br />
--GANGSTA--<br />
[x] Do you act ghetto sometimes? ("DROP DEM NIKES, OR I BUST IN YO PUNK ASS!!")<br />
[ ] Do you wear do-rags?<br />
[ ] Do you like rap?<br />
[ ] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?<br />
[ ] Do you like afros?<br />
[ ] Have you ever said "Fo Sho"? (Nope. But its never too late to start)<br />
[ ] Do you li... ]]></description>
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                <title>Shirts</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 11:04:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ordered three shirts off da web. You care! YOU KNOW YOU DO!<br />
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<a href="https://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=36&cat=2&amp">[link]</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />age=1 I've been told that my brains are delicious.<br />
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<a href="https://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=91&cat=2&amp">[link]</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />age=2 How could I resist?? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.47708957">[link]</a> BEST SHIRT EVER!! Is this suppose to be offensive?! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bleck</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 16:47:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Feeling edgy. Something should happen. NOW.<br />
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'What?' you, my imaginary audience, may ask. Well, hell if I know.<br />
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Or maybe I do know, but my subconcious is too much of a bitch to supply me with such information. <br />
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Stupid random irritationblahnessdoomsomethingstabchang ecyberkeelingnessARG. DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!!! EeeeEEnd, go home now! *faints*<br />
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On a more coherent note.....<br />
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Nice short week. Pleasant.<br />
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Lost my gym clothes somewhere. Arg.<br />
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Starting self portraits in Art Studio soon.<br />
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Adema aint bad.<br />
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I hate running. And running hates me.<br />
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I must film more often.<br />
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Possibility that I can take a class at Lafayette or Lehigh.<br />
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Pencil point broke! *throws at you*<br />
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I flee now! *skips off into sunset* ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>The Easter Bunny Hates You</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 21:05:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16832">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Jesus = Chocolate XD</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:09:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /> Christians crack me up.<br />
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ANYWAY....<br />
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Spring break...Finally...I so needed this...<br />
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I'm going to be bored...Which usually sends me into crazy ADD fits(Whee!). Socialization will most likely be very little, so I'm gonna need to get reacquianted with my wall *waves* ^^  <br />
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Oh, and by the way, I'M THE QUEEN OF INSANE SOUNDS!! OBEY ME!!<br />
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"ITS RAINING!! RAAIN!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE!!!"<br />
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"DoodeedoodooDOOdoodeedoodeedoode-AAAAHHHHH!!AAAAHH!!!"<br />
(Just for the record, I got strangled in mid-dancysingy noises)<br />
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And ect....<br />
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AH!! THE ADD IS KICKIN' IN ALREADY!! WHAT TO DO??!! ]]></description>
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                <title>I've been tagged, biznitch!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 15:17:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ got tagged by <a href="http://paperxhearts.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/a/paperxhearts.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="paperxhearts" /></a> CURSE YOUR EMO WRATH!!! (XD Sorry, I found a stereotype for you and I'm sticking to it. Its my favorite pass time)<br />
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Rules of the tag--------tag six other people, they have to tell 6 random facts about themselves then list the next six people they will tag<br />
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1. I'm a spy...As in, on occasion, I equip myself with spy gear: digicam, cassette recorder, and/or camcorder.<br />
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2. I am a Romantic....Not in the lovey dovey sense, but in the sense that my daydreams are frequent and frightening *twitch*<br />
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3. Over a year ago I drew on a soulpatch and porno stache with eyeliner...and I have been a bit of a pervert ever since<br />
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4. I work the best under pressure (So very painful though. Arg)<br />
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5. I have a shitty habit of sometimes ignoring those that I'd like to interact with.<br />
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6. I think I'm a multiple personality <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/psychotic.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":psychotic:" title="Psychotic" /><br />
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i tag:<br />
Anyone who bothers to read my borings journals. I'm sure there are less than six <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stuff.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2006 14:17:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yah... Wednesday night involved like...7 to 8 hours of schoolwork(including the many mental distractions). Insanity...literally. A part of me just thoroughly shut down, because, still working at 1:40 am, I still hadnt thrown a fit. Whats my secret? coffee + soda = apathy<br />
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Friday. Weekend. Still homework. But hopefully I'll have some time to draw. (I was actually doodling ideas on the back of my workout sheet in gym. Made sure to erase the gun <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /> )<br />
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...Oh shit. I so dont want this school year to end(which sounds like an insane thing to say). So many people will be leaving. Seniors, of course, will be graduating. Germans are being shipped back to Germany. Kailey Schmaileys are being shipped back to Ohio. Now, even Messiahs and Terrorists might be moving/running(pft) away. Thankfully the only person I actually hang out with will be sticking around for some time(Blessed Asian Mexicana!!! XD ). But by second semester next year, shes gonna be shipped off to New Zealand. Curse you all!<br />
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Luckily I'll be keeping myself insanely busy. Isnt senior year suppose to be easy? Weeeeell, I'm massochistic...or just stupid. Try: AP English, AP Calculus, Statistics at the college, plus anything else I can fit in. Ouch?<br />
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Openhouse at the College of New Jersey tomorrow. ]]></description>
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                <title>Arg, I say</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 13:37:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Failed...Yah, well, I'm pretty aggravated. Stupid parallel parking.<br />
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I'm currently awaiting an email from a group member in English...Our project is due tomorrow...I have to write a paper on it...If I dont get the info, we're all screwed. I'm panicing, worried that maybe she didnt take down my email correctly, or somehow I didnt give it to her correctly. And i have no other way to contact her. *punches self in head*<br />
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Perhaps I'll pass over to a lighter note?? *attempts to ignore frustration*<br />
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First Aid is over, so I dont have to worry about group work now. Well, we're in groups for Fit for Life, but they're permanent, so it less weird. Hard to explain.<br />
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Art Studio started. Art classes have been great Junior year. They always end up having cool people in them who you dont feel uncomfortable around. Anyways, about half the class are from Lafayette. Fun.<br />
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Random Dialogue:<br />
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Mrs.D: Then we'll have a quiz. Fun! KT doesnt think it's fun though. She doesnt think anything is fun.<br />
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KT: ......<br />
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Mrs. D: You smiled! KT...do it again.<br />
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KT: No<br />
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Mrs. D: SHE HAS TEETH!<br />
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I am oh-so wearied....Please please please PLEASE email me! *faints* ]]></description>
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                <title>&lt;insert gay title here&gt;</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 13:20:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Drivers test tomorrow. Cross your figures...based on whether you want me on the road or not. Woot. I've been programmed to be nervous, despite the fact that I'm not THAT eager to drive. *shrug*<br />
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Perhaps I could think of other random, non-important things to say. But I have just ventured from the depths of an old people infested mall and through the effin windy-ness of blah...dgsfghgdhf..ghdh...Um, yah, well, tired....<br />
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Coffee Shop Fags. Go point and laugh if you dare <a href="http://www.bolt.com/Dr-Revenant/video/566404?cn=STREAM_Dr-Revenant_video_large_PAGE1">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>To Do List</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Apr 2006 18:11:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Shitload of ideas in one day. Why when I'm the most busy?<br />
- Drama Queen<br />
- Death to the Wallflowers<br />
- Child Protection Day<br />
- The Victim. The Protector.<br />
- Why Does KT Always Look Pissed Off? (Flash...Now, all I have to do is actually GET Flash again somehow)<br />
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Requests(lol. Not very popular)<br />
-Merf ID<br />
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Things that I'll continue to put off.<br />
- A million mini flash clips to go along with the sound clips I've recorded.<br />
- Clips video to MSI's 'Shut Me Up'. (Hey! I kinda did stuff with it!)<br />
- Darkdon comic<br />
- Creating the Wall Of Shame (Embarrasing pictures of anyone other than myself)<br />
- Writing something<br />
- Lotsa stuff....yah.<br />
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Homework<br />
-SO MUCH! JIWSJOJSFISJSID! *dies* ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Incoherant Musings</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 14:37:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've decided to not make sense. Heres how the days have been. <br />
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It flew! It flew!<br />
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Guys should wear 'Birthday Girl' hats more often.<br />
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ET, phone home? Disturbing.<br />
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Parallel parking hurts me noggin.<br />
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Go, Mr. Wilson! Die, Gatsy, you stalker!<br />
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My face hurts.<br />
<br />
I'm an obnoxious loser around my shields.<br />
<br />
I'm a shy loser otherwise.<br />
<br />
I am Big Brother.<br />
<br />
Effin' Faulkner.<br />
<br />
Must make a clips video to music.<br />
<br />
Must paint something.<br />
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Apathy for anxiety.<br />
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Goo-goo peanut butter. Wtf?<br />
<br />
Only the super awesome go to the mall alone. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br />
<br />
It is very very windy.<br />
<br />
Do I bore you?<br />
<br />
I dont want to do homework.<br />
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Brain...depleting....IQ...blah *dies* ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Vid Clips of Destruction UPDATE</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2006 16:58:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'll use this journal to make a list, cause I changed the settings so no loser webcam whores will look at them anymore. So now I have to link to each clip seperately.<br />
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~~NEW~~      <a href="http://www.bolt.com/Dr-Revenant/video/981736?cn=STREAM_Dr-Revenant_video_large_PAGE1">[link]</a>     The Chase<br />
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<a href="http://www.bolt.com/Dr-Revenant/video/948982?cn=STREAM_Dr-Revenant_video_large_PAGE1">[link]</a>     Biology Madness<br />
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<a href="http://www.bolt.com/Dr-Revenant/video/947103?cn=STREAM_Dr-Revenant_video_large_PAGE1">[link]</a>     The Therapist<br />
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<a href="http://www.bolt.com/Dr-Revenant/video/566404?cn=STREAM_Dr-Revenant_video_large_PAGE1">[link]</a>     Coffee Shop Fags<br />
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<a href="http://www.bolt.com/Dr-Revenant/video/493065?cn=STREAM_Dr-Revenant_video_large_PAGE1">[link]</a>     Loser of DOOM<br />
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<a href="http://www.bolt.com/Dr-Revenant/video/492372?cn=STREAM_Dr-Revenant_video_large_PAGE1">[link]</a>     Introduction ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>fdhdsfjsfhj</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:35:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Mrs. D: What do the 'rebels' of our school look like?.....They have RED, GREEN, PURPLE hair! Mohawks! They're pierced! They dress in BLACK! Take a stand, KT! You wore black today. You wore black yesterday. You are on the edge of being a wannabe rebel!<br />
<br />
KT: *faints*<br />
<br />
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Well, at least I'm never bored in that class. <br />
<br />
I should start all my journal entries off with a piece of dialogue...Just because I can.<br />
<br />
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<br />
ghckhvfukfvhukghk!!<br />
<br />
Drivers test in less than two weeks?! *seizure* How the hell did that time pass so quickly?!!...Ok, I'm a decent driver, but I'm still plagued with extremely stupid mistakes. Add on my test-taking nervousness and that'll only make it worse. Arg.<br />
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Kite due next Tuesday?! I have a disease...And it is called Procrastination. Woo. <br />
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Thesis and notecards due Monday?! Library closed?!<br />
<br />
Stuff...Just lotsa STUFF. Pft. Who needs THAT?<br />
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<br />
I considered apply to work at QuickCheck. Then I realized how little time I have after school work. So, I'll try somewhere towards the end of the school year maybe..<br />
<br />
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<br />
The kite has a mast *twitch*<br />
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                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>I suck at titles</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 13:01:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ KT: Ew, you touched me! INCEST!<br />
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Wiccan: But you're older than me...Wait, NO....No, wait!...Gah, I'm so confused!!<br />
<br />
KT: Were you thinking 'pedophile'?<br />
<br />
Wiccan: Actually I was thinking 'statutory rape'.<br />
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<br />
My homosexually wiccan son, everybody(He's one year younger than me, btw). Pft, we should have never gotten him to talk <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /> . Surely more lunchroom madness to come.<br />
<br />
---<br />
<br />
I want First Aid over with....But then there would be gym....Yarg, I wish to delete that block.<br />
<br />
I look forward to Art Studio. I've been craving an art class.<br />
<br />
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<br />
The kite has a skeleton! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Loser Me</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 16:20:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I should be doing homework. I should be doing something productive. Instead I'm doing one of these random things. Oh well, its been forever since I have done so.<br />
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[ x ] Spell your first name backwards - Eitak<br />
[ x ] Are you a lesbian/homosexual - Oh, you silly mortals with your sexual preferences. What do you call someone who likes hermaphrodites? Or better yet, ferrets. How bout ferrets? Just curious..Ahem, no.<br />
[ x ] Where do you live - The Oil Manufactury State<br />
<br />
[ x ] 4 words that sum you up - loud, quiet, violent, pacifist <br />
<br />
DESCRIBE YOUR...<br />
<br />
[ x ] Wallet - Invisible, imaginary, non-existant<br />
[ x ] Hairbrush - I use whatever hairbrush that is in my viscinity<br />
[ x ] Toothbrush - Purplish....and tootbrushy<br />
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily - ball chain necklace thing...security thing<br />
<br />
[ x ] Pillow cover - Umm...1 sec.......Blue. Yah, its kinda blue.<br />
[ x ] Blanket - Blue...and white...and some lighter blue<br />
[ x ] Coffee cup - Doesnt matter as long as there's coffee in it<br />
[ x ] Sunglasses - With glasses, I'm forced to live all squinty eyed and whatnot<br />
[ x ] Shoes - Boots.....Yup, thats about it.<br />
[ x ] Favorite top - Um...I dunno<br />
[ x ] Cologne/Perfume - Essence of roadkill....Or none, whatever.<br />
[ x ] CD in stereo right now - Rasputina...I was in the mood for something new. I thought freaky gothic folk music with cellos would do the trick. Meh, its ok.<br />
<br />
[ x ] Tattoos - None. I wouldnt wanna waste money on something I'd get sick of within a week.<br />
[ x ] Piercings - None. Knowing my luck, it would get infected.<br />
<br />
[ x ] What you are wearing now - Blue jeans. Shaun of the Dead t-shirt.<br />
<br />
[ x ] Hair - A diabolically satanic color(aka blonde)<br />
[ x ] Makeup - Too much sloppy black eyeshadow...cause I love to shower in the complaints <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /><br />
<br />
 <br />
<br />
WHO or WHAT (was/is/are)<br />
<br />
[ x ] In my mouth - My teeth imprisoned behind metal bars(how's that for melodramatic??)<br />
<br />
[ x ] In my head - Me trying to think of what I'm thinking about<br />
[ x ] Wishing - Something exciting would happen. Pft.<br />
[ x ] After this - Search in the depths of my fridge for nourishment...Then homework.<br />
[ x ] Talking to - Besides myself? No one.<br />
<br />
[ x ] Eating - Nothin'.<br />
<br />
[ x ] Fetishes - Oh, subtle move. Normal normal normal KINKY. Um, so yah, I dont know?<br />
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<br />
[ x ] If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who would it be? - Um, no comment *sneaks away*<br />
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[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now - I dunno.<br />
[ x ] What's next to you - Book shelf full of...books. There's also the mirror(we have the best conversations, by the way)<br />
<br />
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies - Fight Club, Tale of Two Sisters, and others probably<br />
<br />
[ x ] The last thing you ate - School's steak sandwhich(aka dog food)<br />
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[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of - A boring future as a miserable adult trapped in a stuffy, lifeless office *gulp*<br />
[ x ] Do you like candles - I guess.<br />
[ x ] Do you like hot wax - Um...Are we going kinky again?<br />
<br />
[ x ] Do you like incense - Half of me does. The other half is too busy getting sick.<br />
<br />
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood - Nah, sucks all the moisture outta your mouth(frequent nosebleeder)<br />
<br />
[ x ] Do you believe in love - I dunno. Though we can only hope that the future isnt full of those typical highschool romances ("i hert u!! U so HAWT!!xoxoxoxoxoxox!!!")<br />
<br />
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates - I dunno.<br />
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[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight - Only if you base your beliefs on the "omg-hawtness" theory. This mind frame can be found in those tragically affected by the typical teen syndrome<br />
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven - Nope. But if an angel wants to beem down from the clouds and say "Sup, I'm like from Heaven and stuff" perhaps I'll consider it.<br />
<br />
[ x ] Do you believe in forgiveness - Some things are just unforgiveable.<br />
<br />
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die - Whatever is cheapest for those close to me.<br />
<br />
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be - An Orange-Girl. I'd keep her in a nice lil cage and feed her fashion designer clothes and lipgloss. I'll record her fun antics of "I'm not a bitch, BITCH!" And when I beckon her I'll give her call "Shooooee saaale." Yup *twitch*<br />
<br />
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up - 6:30 maybe?<br />
[ x ] Ever been to Belgium - Nope.<br />
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks - I am the chopstick mastah.<br />
[ x ] What's your favorite coin - I have no preference. <br />
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[... ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Gay Bashing Among Friends</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2006 15:52:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ K: Give up on life. Everyone thinks you're gay<br />
S: Well everyone thinks you're a lesbian<br />
K: Yah, but more people think you're gay than they think I am a lesbian<br />
S: People think you are way more a lesbian than I am gay<br />
<br />
Or something like that. <br />
<br />
I should do short pointless journal entries like this more often. No one wants to hear about my soporific(Vocab word, biatch!) life.<br />
<br />
I have to make a kite. *procrastinates* ]]></description>
                <author>~Dr-K</author>
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                <title>Howdy, bitches</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:51:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm not really new.....But you can pretend that I am. ]]></description>
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