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                <title>Happy Lawlie day &lt;3</title>
                <link>http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/journal/28102229/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:25:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />Yep. Happy belated L's birthday slash Halloween.<br /><br />Pix of Nightmare Before Christmas costumes will be up soon.<br /><br />I love Near.<br /><br /><br />~Eevee<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>Flamer gets pie.</title>
                <link>http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/journal/28008362/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:31:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />YAAAYYYYY! xD So I was reading the reviews for this one story and I started laughing my ass off. Seriously. Go here: <b> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.fanfiction.net/r/4666877/">[link]</a> </b> and read the one from "the flamer." Omg. *rofl*<br /><br />I mean seriously. Come on. Do you really have nothing better to do, Mr. Flamer?<br /><br /><br />Love,<br />EeveeTofu.<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>8179.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 07:41:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />HERE BE THE DEAL, YO.<br /><br />At the time of writing this, I have 8179 page views. Now once I get 10 000, amazing things will happen.<br /><br />Just letting you know. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /><br /><br /><br />~Love from Eevee<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>AI MAED UP A SAWNG =D</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:46:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />it goez lyek dis.<br /><br />*ahem-hem*<br /><br />Ryyyyyyyuuuuuuuuzaakiiiiii!<br />He likes to eat pocky!!<br />He doesn't wear any sock.... eeeee!<br />Because he's amazing that waaaaayyyyyyy~~~~!<br />Every daaaayy~~~<br />He doesn't wake up because he never sleeps<br />(i forgot this part lulz)<br />...um...<br />And his hair is cooooolllll~~<br />How does he get it to stay like that?<br />Does he hit it with a baseball bat?<br />Does he tie himself to a ceiling fan?<br />He must divulge his secret... (um...) LIKE A MAN!<br />AAAAND tell us... OH PLEEEAAAASE won't you tell us<br />How you get your hair to stay that way...... L.<br /><br />......<br /><br />I LOVE FLASHBACKS WHEN THEY'RE IN SEEEEEEEEPIAAAAAAA<br />BECAUSE THEY ARE SO DRAMATIIIIC.<br />Ryuk's eating apples<br />... and I'm not<br />I'M NOOO-OOOO-OOOOOOOOT!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />....<br /><br />excerpts from "Death Note: The Crack Musical," written by me one day when I was REALLY BORED.<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>So the other day...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:59:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />k, so I was thinking about cosplay (LOL LIKE ALWAYS) and I asked myself... If I had to assemble a team of the best Death Note cosplayers, who would I pick? (stfu i was bored.)<br /><br />AAANNND here's what I came up with so far.<br />BB: *<a class="u" href="http://redustrial.deviantart.com/">Redustrial</a> (duh of course, who the fuck else would be)<br />Mello: ~<a class="u" href="http://pocky-xoxo.deviantart.com/">Pocky-xoxo</a><br />Matt: ~<a class="u" href="http://gee-zombie.deviantart.com/">Gee-Zombie</a> (you need to paw like fuck through the interwebs to find pix of her cosplay though)<br />Raito: *<a class="u" href="http://behindinfinity.deviantart.com/">behindinfinity</a><br />Misa: *<a class="u" href="http://snowpeachdrop.deviantart.com/">snowpeachdrop</a><br />L: ~<a class="u" href="http://merkymerx.deviantart.com/">merkymerx</a><br />(the previous three... zomg they're amazing *q*)<br />Near: O-O OMGWTFBBQ??!!! Dude, what? I'm fkn browsing Near cosplay and everything is so meh. OH MAI GAWD WAAAAIIIII. Nobody likes Nia-chan. xD<br /><br /><br />..... um... so I'm totally bored now. BAI.<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>My head hurts, but I'm happy =D</title>
                <link>http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/journal/27759112/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 08:49:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />So for all of you who didn't know, I have my goggles nao. *dancedance* I'm currently wearing them, too. And a striped shirt. And jeans. And awesome boots with buckles. And a red wig. And the tan vest I made yesterday.<br /><br />.... If you haven't guessed yet, I'm Matt today. Pictures to be submitted later, once I get around to taking some. HAHAHAHA<br /><br /><br />Oh, by the way, I have a YouTube account. I'm <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/user/theEXdustry">theEXdustry</a>.<br /><sub><i>[And if you accuse me of being a total ripoff of *<a class="u" href="http://redustrial.deviantart.com/">Redustrial</a>, I will stab you. Yes, the name is similar, but I just like playing with words. The opposite of in- is ex-. Intelligence becomes extelligence (which was already taken AARRRRRGH), industry becomes exdustry, et cetera. You get the picture.</i></sub><br />But yeah. I got retarded cosplay vids up. Go on, watch! *pushes you towards youtube*<br /><br /><br />Love from Eevee~<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cosplay is amazing :3</title>
                <link>http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/journal/27631051/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:57:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />Cosplay is my new addiction. 8D<br />SOOOO.<br />I touched up some of the cosplay photos I did recently. Nothing big. Just thought I should mention it.<br /><br />I'm mad cuz my goggles haven't come yet. >:[ unhappy face.<br /><br />I'm planning on going to school in full Matt cosplay on the week before Halloween <b><i>*IF!*</i></b> I have my goggles by then. Also going as Mello. (of course.) And MAYBE Luffy. If I can find the right pants. *shrug* Meh. Doesn't matter.<br /><br />I have to do spanish stuff nao. BAI!<br /><br /><br />~Eevee-chan<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>I have something important to say.</title>
                <link>http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/journal/27241393/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 08:07:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br /><i>... I am L.</i><br /><br />HAHA! Score! I bought myself a Lawli wig the other day, and it'll be coming in the mail soon. <b><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://cosplaystation.ca/wig028.html">Here be the wig.</a></b><br /><br />The BEST part about having a Ryuuzaki wig is this: <b>you can be L <i>AND</i> B.</b> Woot woot. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br /><br />So yeah, expect some more cosplay pics in the near future.<br /><br /><br />~EeveeTofu // Mello-chan // Lauliet (yeah, it's spelled that way on purpose, it's the female spelling.)<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>o________o</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:37:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />... So I just realized my most popular stuff is my ZaDR crap.<br /><br />that's... kind of disturbing to me. I'm not sure why.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />......... this class is way too long >__<<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>SCHOOL SUCKS DX</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:43:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />Yeah, so I'm sitting here in digital photography and it's KINDA BORING.<br />just a little.<br />can't believe i've still got an hour of this.<br /><br />ANYWAIZ!!!1<br />so my neu nickname is Mello. cuz it frikkin works with my real name. YAY.<br />i'm wearing my Matt jacket todai. it looks like a racecar driver jacket. x3 I found it and my brain went "OMG MATTY WULD WARE DIS"<br /><br />so i'm totally boared right nao.<br /><br />OMG OMG OMG I ALMOST FORGOT!~~<br />I walked into the building and the first thing I saw was frickin' KYLE!<br />*lols* Poor guy. I hope for his sake that we don't have any classes together, or he's gonna go insane. Especially since I call myself Mello these days.<br /><br />...<br />*lolomgpoorkyle*<br /><br />On another note (this is for <b>~<a class="u" href="http://romantic-homicide.deviantart.com/">romantic-homicide</a></b>!) I found the original three chapters of that fic I was writing about Nny in high school. ZOMG I LOVE ME SOMETIMES!<br />"Tenna, abort. Ed's already in homeroom."<br />"We use squeaky toys to communicate. As if it was hard to notice a girl with green pigtails."<br />"You can't just wait for him to lose his marbles, you have to take them and <i>hide</i> them from him."<br />*sitting on couch* "This is Steve. He's my lover." *pats couch lovingly*<br />KYAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY.<br /><br />......<br /><br />my head hurts and I really didn't get enough sleep last night. i was up all night writing this retarded fanfic where Mello works at a grocery store. LOL IT'S FUNNY. Matt comes up behind him and goes "SURPRISE BUTTSEX!" and pins him to the counter.<br />AND I'M IN IT :><br />wtf, why am I in liek EVERY fanfic I write. >_O<br /><br />MELLO-CHAN WANTS NAPS NAO.<br /><br />... um... So I'm gonna shut up.<br /><br />~luvs from Eevee/Mello<br /><br />***EDIT OF DOOM***<br /><br />ZOMG I ALMOST FORGOT TO SAY THIS!!!<br />I have my entire L costume all collected. (except for the wig...)<br />and I has a Mello jacket and a striped shirt. I'M SO CRAZY.<br />... I'm going to go to work on Halloween all weird-looking. With a bar of chocolate. And a gun. (nah jk.) And I shall be like "Welcome to Food Lion muthafucka!"<br /><br />... xD i love me.<br /><br />CAN I GO HOME NAO PLEZE DX<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>i liek to ansur kwesjuns.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 06:12:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br /><b>Ten Things I Wish I Could Say To People</b><br />1)I do not care about your boring old-person life and I do not want to hear about it.<br />2)Speak English, damn you. (Directed towards a coworker)<br />3)I really want to watch you make out with another guy.<br />4)You know, I had a dream last night that you and I had sex.<br />5)I think I'm still in love with you.<br />6)I'm sorry I don't love you anymore.<br />7)For the love of all that is good, STOP SINGING!<br />8)I may look like I'm listening, but I'm not.<br />9)I'm only smiling and being nice to you because it's part of my job. If I could, I'd kick your ass right now.<br />10)I really don't wanna be here right now.<br /><br /><b>Nine Things About Myself</b><br />1)I'm pretty much addicted to yaoi.<br />2)I'm bisexual.<br />3)I tend to be clingy and cuddly.<br />4)I want tattoos, but at the same time I don't because I want to be able to cosplay.<br />5)I wish I could dye my hair purple, but my job won't allow it.<br />6)I like hippos. I had a dream about a hippo last night. It was running around in a parking lot in the rain.<br />7)Sometimes when I start talking, I forget to stop.<br />8)People think I'm kinda psychotic.<br />9)I am pretty much always tired.<br /><br /><b>Eight Ways To Win My Heart</b><br />1)Little cute things.<br />2)Shounen-ai. With lots of fluff.<br />3)Cuddles!<br />4)Go cosplaying with me.<br />5)Talk in LOLspeak.<br />6)Don't force me to dance.<br />7)Don't leave.<br />8)Moar cuddles.<br /><br /><b>Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot</b><br />1)Bishies having sex.<br />2)Gee, I wonder when they'll let me take my lunch break.<br />3)My neck hurts.<br />4)I wonder if anyone's updated...<br />5)I'm hungry.<br />6)Why isn't my brain working?<br />7)OMG look at that crazy squirrel!<br /><br /><b>Six Things I Do Before I Fall Asleep</b><br />1)Wiggle around and get comfy.<br />2)Rearrange the blankets and plushies on my bed.<br />3)Fluff my pillow.<br />4)Move around a little more.<br />5)Write another chapter or so of whatever fanfic I'm currently working on.<br />6)Put my phone on silent.<br /><br /><b>Five Places I Want To Visit</b><br />1)~<a class="u" href="http://romantic-homicide.deviantart.com/">romantic-homicide</a>'s house. x3<br />2)France (again)<br />3)Anywhere there's cameras rolling.<br />4)That costume shop downtown.<br />5)*stomach rumbles* Um... the kitchen.<br /><br /><b>Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now</b><br />1)Deathnote t-shirt with L on it.<br />2)Plaid pants.<br />3)Underwear.<br />4)The tattoo bracelet I almost never take off.<br /><br /><b>Three Bands That I Listen To Often</b><br />1)Mindless Self Indulgence<br />2)Green Day<br />3)My Chemical Romance<br /><br /><b>Two Things I Want To Do Before I Die</b><br />1)Something exhilarating like bungee jumping or skydiving.<br />2)Go to an amusement park and ride roller coasters until I either throw up or pass out.<br /><br /><b>One Confession</b><br />1)Sometimes I just don't know anymore.<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>ZOMG COMMISH!~</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:04:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />YAY! I get to design a tattoo for someone! ^_^<br />My co-worker has a 15-year old daughter who's currently looking for tattoo ideas, something a guy definitely wouldn't get, but something not too girly either. So I offered. (Yeah, for free. Come on, she's paralyzed from the waist down and she fuckin' rock climbs. She's too awesome not to do it for free.)<br /><br />Today is my college orientation. I'm still not sure what the fuck's up with my work schedule.<br /><br />On another note... I'm going back to bed.<br /><br />'Night.<br /><br />~Eevee<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>the internet is still for ZoSan. x3</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 05:14:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />so... i has a y!gallery account.<br />DO NOT VISIT IT IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, DAMMIT!<br />... now that that's out of the way, teh username is <b>spiderlilly</b>.<br />no, that is not a link. no way am i linking to a pr0nz site here on dA.<br /><br />on another note... LLAMAS WITH HATS FTW.<br />go watch it.<br /><br /><br /><br />~lurves from eevee.<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>the internet is for ZOSAN!!! xD</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:31:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="links"><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/profile/">My Profile</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/gallery/">My Gallery</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/EeveeTofu">Watch Me</a></div><div class="link"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to=EeveeTofu">Note Me</a></div></div><br /><div class="content"><br /><br />... yeah, so I'm 18. I'm legally allowed to look at porn and decide for myself whether I want to pollute my lungs. And I'm allowed to do naughty things with adults. TEEHEE.<br /><sub>(does anyone know if jamie hyneman is married?)</sub><br />LULZ! Yay MythBusters. Tis fun. THEY BLEW UP A CAN OF BEANS ON A STOVE. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ... w.<br /><br />W!!!<br /><br />...... I need to calm down. *DRINKS MOAR SODA*<br /><br />btw, Nixie, I gots you somefink whilst I was shopping for clothes. ^^ nehehehe!<br /><br />Love from Eevee.<br /><br /></div><div class="credits">Graphics by *<a class="u" href="http://aishwaryakhan.deviantart.com/">aishwaryakhan</a> <br />CSS by =<a class="u" href="http://moonfreak.deviantart.com/">moonfreak</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>..... monkeys.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 10:06:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, so Oz is over :< nothing to do after school anymore. I'll post pix as soon as I can--which will probably be at home. Thanks to Sephal for coming ^^ always a pleasure to see you!<br /><br />Best part of the thing was the snow field scene during the IDR. Diggs had the bag of confetti over the fan and accidentally let go of it, so this half-full bag of white confetti goes flying across the stage <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /> the whole thing was fun. Plus I got to keep my costume <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> so I'm going to be Nikko again for Halloween. LULZ! I just love scaring people <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /><br /><br />Also, turned in senior project today. W00T FINALLY I'M DONE! *jumps around all crazy-like* I'll try to post a pic of it on here. The only one I have is on my phone though, so it's kinda crap quality. *shrug* Whatever. I gave it to the school, anyways, and they said they wanted to put it up somewhere. I feel special :><br /><br />... In other news... man my fingers are cold o_O and i have to go potty.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><b>Love from Eevee</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG I FORGOT</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 10:06:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yesterday were Luffy's birthday ^^<br /><br />YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY *runs around like an idiot* zomg i have a straw hat! *wears*<br /><br /><br />I'M A BALLOOOOOON!!!<br /><br /><br />....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />um.... yeah. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Annoying things.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 10:06:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ K, so I found this website, <b><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.d-tech-s.com/seyler/Jokes/MALL.HTM">101 Annoying Things To Do At Your Public Mall</a></b>. Open the link in a new window and read my comments as you go down the list.<br /><br />1. I <b>AM</b> the monkey.<br />2. Good idea if you can pull it off.<br />3. I've done something very similar.<br />4. What?<br />5. I've done that, but without the screaming.<br />6. Done that in school.<br />7. That's a little <b>too</b> weird.<br />8. I'd get slapped.<br />9. I've done that many, many times.<br />10. I can't do that. My stepfather is disabled.<br />11. I'd never be able to keep a straight face.<br />12. People have done that to me.<br />13. I've slapped people who have done that.<br />14. I have friends who have done that.<br />15. I LOL'd at this. Literally.<br />16. Reminiscent of Invader Zim...?<br />17. Um... Ew.<br />18. That's just cruel. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br />19. Done that too.<br />20. Considering it.<br />21. Not that brave.<br />22. That's just weird.<br />23. I hate spiders.<br />24. OMG I AM SO DOING THAT!<br />25. I choose Nix, Jez, and Jill. You guys up for it? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br />26. I'm not that sneaky.<br />27. I might just do that.<br />28. Done that too!<br />29. Did that yesterday. (just kidding)<br />30. Not to elderly people.<br />31. I totally want to do that at work now.<br />32. I've never seen a display like that, but if I did, I'd do that.<br />33. This is an ex-parrot!<br />34. Now that's comedy!<br />35. I've actually done that.<br />36. That's evil. *likes the idea*<br />37. One word: WHEE!<br />38. Two words: No, thanks.<br />39. Three words: How about not?<br />40. I'm not that dumb.<br />41. That's crazy.<br />42. My mom stopped me from doing that once.<br />43. No. Just... no.<br />44. Um...?<br />45. YES! YES YES YES OMG I'M GOING TO DO THAT!<br />46. Not rich enough. Spent all my money on subscribing to dA.<br />47. *laments lack of heart*<br />48. I'm not a guy. ._.<br />49. I'd rather keep my undies on.<br />50. I've done things like that...<br />51. If I tried to operate a lighter, I'd burn my fingers off.<br />52. Huh?<br />53. Eew. That would make <b>me</b> throw up.<br />54. Done that, but without the napkin.<br />55. I have SO done that.<br />56. xD<br />57. Done that.<br />58. That's too expensive.<br />59. QUACK!<br />60. I repeat my thing about the lighter.<br />61. Too risky.<br />62. Done that in numerous places.<br />63. Yeah, if that ever happens.<br />64. Too complicated to set up.<br />65. I think I'd have a seizure.<br />66. Wow.<br />67. Done that!<br />68. Um... no.<br />69. WTF.<br />70. I repeat my whole thing about wheelchairs.<br />71. Done that. But without the fainting.<br />72. No thanks.<br />73. Again, not male.<br />74. I think I've done that.<br />75. I can't do that to books.<br />76. I am going to do that next time I go into Wal-Mart!!<br />77. Done that one too.<br />78. I'm tempted.<br />79. I'm REEAALLLLYY tempted.<br />80. Done that as well.<br />81. Tried that. Had to pee.<br />82. I was wondering when those chickens would show up again.<br />83. Someone's done that to me.<br />84. xD<br />85. I'd do that, but I don't want to get arrested.<br />86. I'm not sneaky enough.<br />87. I've done stuff like that before xD<br />88. I'm not sure how I could pull that off without actually falling.<br />89. I did that in Food Lion once when I was like 3.<br />90. I've done that... to door jams.<br />91. Um... Just no.<br />92. LOL!<br />93. Still not male!! But I am odd.<br />94. Only on April Fools day. (If you get that, you're a geek.)<br />95. Hmm... Sounds interesting.<br />96. NO YOU DIDN'T!<br />97. I'll do that at school...<br />98. Totally.<br />99. That's very reminiscent of Jhonen Vasquez.<br />100. If it's an annoying kid, yes.<br />101. After reading this, I've decided I'm never going to one of those again.<br /><br />Remember kids, <b><i>do it for the lulz!</i></b><br />Love from Eevee <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>HEY YOU. c'mere.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:57:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ VOTE ON MY NEW POLL OR I WILL EXPLODE.<br /><br />nehehehe.<br /><br />SO ANYWAYS I'M RLY EXCITED *jumps up and down all hyperactive like* My wings will be arriving at my house either today or tomorrow so YAAAAYYYYY<br /><br />I just got one problem... I won't be able to go see <b>L: Change The World</b> in teh theater *cries* cuz i have to stay at school and glue feathers on cardboard. Well... *shrugs* whatever. I guess i can always get it on dvd or something. Oz is more important!!<br /><br />TRA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LAAAAAA!<br /><br />... um... have a nice day <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wizard of Oz info</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:57:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OKAYS! For all you people whom I know in real life, Oz is scheduled for May 8th (7pm), 9th (7pm) and 10th (3pm). If you need the school's address, note me and I will tell you. For those of you whom I have not met face to face, just, uh... Go rent the movie and pretend that Nikko is being played by some crazy 17-year old girl who jumps around a lot and is actually rather obnoxious >.><br /><br />In other news... My neck hurts and i'm wearing a purple tie.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>RAIN</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:48:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ZOMG ITS RAINING HARD OUTSIDE IM SCAERD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>MOOOOOO</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:53:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey all. Still not dead! =3 Just really busy with school stuff. Senior project, I swear, will be the death of me. X( But you know, I'll post a pic of it on here when it's done. Mmhmmyep... *nods, trails off*<br /><br />OH DUDE I FORGOT TO SAY THIS!!! Spring musical is Wizard of Oz and GUESS WHO'S A FLYIN MONKEY!!!! *jumps up and down all excited like* So for anyone who's in the area (aka people I know in real life), come check it out. DO IT NOW.<br /><br />..... I chased a snake around my house last night <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /> don't ask why or how.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>SHNARRRRR</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:21:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ lol. i wants to go play solitaire now. my wrist hurts. my neck hurts. i'm covered in white cat hair. HEY LOOK, CHICKENS! xD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>HEY!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 07:30:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /><br /><sub>... i have to poop.</sub><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I guess it's a request...?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 08:57:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anyways... I was talking with one of my co-workers the other day, and he told me about this dream he had in which there were 5 horses, each one of which was supposed to represent one of the five human senses... sooo... I'm going to see if I can futz around with photoshop and make that picture.<br /><br /><br />In other news, if anyone wants my phone number, note me and I'll send it back (provided I trust you enough to give it to you <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" />)<br /><br />... um.... I'm gonna go back to doing my stuff now. o_O<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>xD CHECK THIS OUT!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:44:24 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well I was thinkin...<br /><br /><a href="http://thinkyaoiplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/thinkyaoiplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthinkyaoiplz:" title="thinkyaoiplz"/></a><br /><a href="http://eeveetofu.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/e/eeveetofu.png?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconeeveetofu:" title="eeveetofu"/></a><br /><br /><br />And so I thought...<br /><br /><a href="http://sanjiplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/a/sanjiplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsanjiplz:" title="sanjiplz"/></a><a href="http://zoloplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/z/o/zoloplz.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconzoloplz:" title="zoloplz"/></a><br /><a href="http://slash1plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/l/slash1plz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconslash1plz:" title="slash1plz"/></a><a href="http://slash2plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/l/slash2plz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconslash2plz:" title="slash2plz"/></a><br /><br /><br />And well...<br /><br /><a href="http://thinkpornplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/thinkpornplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthinkpornplz:" title="thinkpornplz"/></a><br /><a href="http://moarplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/moarplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmoarplz:" title="moarplz"/></a><a href="http://naoplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/a/naoplz.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnaoplz:" title="naoplz"/></a><br /><br />You can never have too much slash. =3 That's my philosophy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bring your jukebox money.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:02:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, it's late and i need to sleep, so goodnight everyone. luv you all.<br /><br />~Eevee, unofficial president of the nonexistant Kyle G fanclub. xD (Yeeeah, he dun like me too much, but he reminds me of Johnny so I kinda luffs him.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Much to do</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:15:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeahs... gots to go now. School work and such. Plus, I'm hungry and I need to poo.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I swear to god I'm not dead.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:56:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HEY LOSERS! Eevee's here, so you can quit your whining. Yes, I did just quote Don Krieg. LOL LOOK AT MY MOOD. IT'S SMOKING. XD Which is funny cuz I don't smoke.<br /><br />Anyways, I'm at skool. and it suxx. I have to pee, akshuly. WOW. I'm very random.<br /><br />BY THE BY! DA is blocked on my home computer. Well, kind of. I can still get to it, I just can't log on. ROAR. NOT COOL. So that's why I seem to be dead.<br /><br />I've been drawing and writing, but due to a lack of scanners and junk I can't upload any of it, especially all my wonderful ZoSan stuff (FTW!!) and uh... other junk. ROAR! <br /><br />Um. Anyways, I have to go do stuff soooo... yeahs.<br /><br />Love to ALL of you, esp Z-Kun & Nix (sorry I haven't called you lately!!) and anyone else I forgot. Oh yeahs, Vu. HI!! *waves*<br /><br />... yeah thats about it.<br /><br />~~Eevee-kun<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>NEWNESS!!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:54:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ~<a class="u" href="http://johnny-tondemo.deviantart.com/">johnny-tondemo</a><br />
my new account which is for older junk.<br />
nothing on it yet.<br />
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........ I recently realized i'm in love with yaoi. ALL OF IIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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poop!<br />
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~~Helena Chishi-san (aka Eevee)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>LOL VIOLATION xD</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:03:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ they deleted one of my crazy zadr things... HAHAHA!!! *no idea why i'm laughing*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>Boneless Girl!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:46:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.addictinggames.com/bonelessgirl.html">[link]</a><br />
<br />
CLICK IT CLICK IT CLICK IT!!!<br />
<br />
Holy crap it is addicting. WHY IS IT SO FUN?? I dunno! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>Quelque chose d'autre...</title>
                <link>http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/journal/13549679/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:13:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ("Something else...")<br />
<br />
I drew this WONDERFUL pic last night of Tapistrie and Nny, and for some reason there's crap written all over it in french, and i don't care cause it's AWESOME and makes me sad whenever i look at it but i love that... uhm... oh and i started colouring my giratina pic.<br />
<br />
In other news, I evolved 2 Eevees into Leafeon and Glaceon, caught Cresselia, and dug up a million evolution stones in just one night! I fell asleep in the Battle Tower. Marley had to wake me up. xD She didn't like that very much but hey, Marley pretty much hates everything... (she's cute as hell though)<br />
<br />
Ums....... crap your hands. I got to go to the chinese scholar's garden in Staten Island yesterday, it was great. WE TOOK PICTURES OF SPOOKY!!! *giggles and wiggles with pig-glee* If any of you have ever seen the movie <i><b>AmÃ©lie</b></i>, it's a lot like what she does with the garden gnome.<br />
<br />
my milkshake brings all da boys to da yard and theyre like YOU'RE SUCH A RETARD! lol. i just made that up off the top of my head.<br />
<br />
LIKE YOUR MOMMA!!<br />
<br />
....... um...... i hear vaccuming.<br />
<br />
<br />
xoxo<br />
Eevile // with an attached Spooky<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>RETURN OF THE EEVILE!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:00:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WOOT I AM BACK. Only for about a week though, cos im on vacation, and im sorry im not using the shift key or apostrophes cause i have only a little bit of time before i have to be sociable with the relatives and such. I wanna get as much typing in as possible.<br />
<br />
SOOOOOO...........<br />
<br />
My art has gotten WAAAAYYY better since i last updated. I had my 16th birthday on june 15th, the first thing i drew as a 16 year old was Nny and Jack Skellington.. plus Nailbunny and Zero... it rocks and as soon as i can convince my mom to unblock dA on the home pc i will post it.<br />
<br />
MANY pokemon pics have been drawn, mostly of new d/p pokemon, including glameow, floatzel giratina, palkia, uxie mesprit and azelf, errrrr some not so new ones like mewtwo, sneasel, furret..... oh and raikou. the raikou one ROCKS MY PANTS. (i read that on a bathroom wall.)<br />
<br />
hmm, what else? uhhh..... i gots me a lovemuffin and thank god he's into yuri *wipes forehead* YAY ZSENITH-KUN! *snuggles* oh yeahs, i still have to call him cause he doesn't know im gone... hehehe *sweatdrop*<br />
<br />
ahhhhrrr............... uhms........... i has a spooky, he squeeks.<br />
<br />
Jill and Karyn got me a sooper awesum Dib shirt, with the <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /> face and errthing... i went swimming in the river when i was with casey (that's zsenith's real name) and it got wet but luckily we have dryers.<br />
<br />
and cheese as well.<br />
<br />
errrmmm................ *squeeks Spooky in thought* oh yeahs, bev has my johnny and squee books. speaking of that HI AMY WHEREVER YOU ARE!!! *waves to ~<a class="u" href="http://sppixie.deviantart.com/">sppixie</a>* AH HOPE JOO LIKE CRANBERRIES!!!!!<br />
<br />
..... dont ask, for the sake of mankind.<br />
<br />
<br />
obey posted speed. welcome to new jersey.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
xoxo<br />
eevee-kun // KATAKL!ZM // Eevile // with an attached Spooky<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>Awesome stuff for you to look at...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 15:50:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ These are all links to photobucket junk cause this puter isn't mine and i can't save stuff on it to upload here, but check em out anyway cause they're cool.... xD<br />
<br />
<a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/photo_150.jpg">[link]</a><br />
the OMG sammitch<br />
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<a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/photo_173.jpg">[link]</a><br />
gotta love that toothbrush!<br />
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<a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/photo_022.jpg">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/photo_013.jpg">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/photo_009.jpg">[link]</a><br />
My kitty! ^_^ His name is Kenshin <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
<br />
<a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/photo_184.jpg">[link]</a><br />
I am in ur kitchen, warming ur kiwiz!<br />
<br />
<a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/photo_177.jpg">[link]</a><br />
DO NOT WANT!<br />
<br />
<a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/photo_179.jpg">[link]</a><br />
That toothbrush is magical!<br />
<br />
<a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/photo_180.jpg">[link]</a><br />
I actually was feeling pretty icky...<br />
<br />
<a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/photo_185.jpg">[link]</a><br />
Scary gothic horror doll...<br />
<br />
<a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/emo-land.png">[link]</a><br />
Emo Land! (lol, me & Cole)<br />
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<br />
<br />
...... me ish duuuuun.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>teh seXXors.... *drool*</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 13:48:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ brb suicide is getting way better...... oh yes, yes it is.<br />
<br />
more fanart shall be here soon... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /> of zim... in skirts...<br />
<br />
i feel like i need a shower. xD<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
xoxo<br />
eevee-kun<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>*ROARS*</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:43:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okayzz, I'm back, but extremely pizzed off cause this Kio dude is being a complete asshole, meaning there's no more Johnny, *ROAR* and the girl I *THOUGHT* was dead ISN'T, and holy crap there's so much to say, you guys need to be caught up on everything, BLAH BLAH BLAH!<br />
<br />
*sigh!*<br />
<br />
Ok, i'm sane now.<br />
<br />
Rah. Earlier today i barfed up my breakfast and now i have a headache and i need a nap and i'm coughing up buckets of phlegm and my life is pretty much hell right now. but i have this adorable pug in my lap so he's making me feel a little better. ^_^ *snuggles calvin*<br />
<br />
oh, but there was one good thing about Nny, and that's that i know Cole because of him. YAY COLE! *tacklecling* She's ma buddeh. I luff her ta death. >w<<br />
<br />
roar. i need to get caught up on those fics i was reading...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
ttyl&ttfn.<br />
<br />
xoxo<br />
eevee-kun<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>One-month hiatus</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 13:10:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Eevee's going bye-bye for about a month! Leave some love, though, I'll be back <3<br />
<br />
OH OH OH AND!!!! JOHNNY'S BACK!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3<br />
So Eevee is very very happy!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
xoxo<br />
Eevee-chan<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>dA is being extremely retarded today.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 14:42:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FUCK, dA, you make me so mad.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Here's a link to the pic I *WANTED* to submit: <a href="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p260/rubyeeveepkmn/thisisgettingannoying.png">"Watch Yourself Die."</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://eeveetofu.deviantart.com/">EeveeTofu</a><br />
<br />
<br />
And this *WOULD HAVE BEEN* the description...<br />
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<br />
<br />
Mature Content for blood and death.<br />
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x - - - - - - - x - - - - - - - x - - - - - - - x<br />
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Ok, first of all, I am NOT suicidal; that's not the message I'm trying to convey.<br />
... I'm not sure if I'm trying to convey <b>any</b> message, really... except perhaps that music influences me way too much.<br />
(Confused? Keep reading.)<br />
<br />
This is actually rather surreal for my style... the idea is, the girl in profile on the right is basically watching herself die. Dream? Perhaps. Vision? Could be. Deja vu? You tell me.<br />
<br />
Really, a lot of it is up for interpretation.<br />
<br />
(Now, on to the long-awaited portion of our program in which the artist rambles about random shit!)<br />
<br />
The other day, I found an old art supplies box (circa 1997) and started rummaging through it. I found a bunch of great stuff, including an ink pad, stamps, some glitter, a really awesome snake-shaped pen that turned out to not work (phooey), and a buttload of CRAYONS.<br />
<br />
Oh my goodness did I get a wave of nostalgia.<br />
<br />
I found those neat colour-changing crayons, glow in the dark crayons, glitter crayons, crayons in every colour of the fuckin' rainbow--DUDE I WAS INSANE. I coloured probably 80% of this piece with crayons, 18% with Sharpie, and 2% milkfat.<br />
... I mean watercolour.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<i>You can take your teardrops / And drop them in a teacup<br />
((Think About Your Troubles -- Harry Nilsson))<br />
<br />
I find it kind of funny / I find it kind of sad / The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had<br />
Their tears are filling up their glasses<br />
((Mad World -- Gary Jules))</i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A work of art I can't exactly submit...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:30:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My Myspace profile.<br />
It's beautiful.<br />
myspace.com/_dragon_of_dark_<br />
<br />
It may finally be finished. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>200 deviations WOOT!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 16:20:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Heee! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /> I'm rather happy with myself now. YAY I WRAWK. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/headbang.gif" width="47" height="16" alt=":headbang:" title="Headbang!" /><br />
<br />
And since that's all I have to say I will write junk about people.<br />
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<b><u>People Who Know Me In The "REAL" World.</u></b><br />
<a href="http://water13852.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/w/a/water13852.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="water13852" /></a><a href="http://sploosh-killer.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/sploosh-killer.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="sploosh-killer" /></a><a href="http://sppixie.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/sppixie.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="sppixie" /></a><a href="http://crashedmyharley.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/r/crashedmyharley.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="crashedmyharley" /></a><br />
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<b><u>People Whom I Respect Muchly And Such.</u></b><br />
<a href="http://bellz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/e/bellz.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="bellz" /></a><a href="http://gee-zombie.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/e/gee-zombie.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="gee-zombie" /></a><a href="http://lady-sally.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/lady-sally.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="lady-sally" /></a><a href="http://jane-zee.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jane-zee.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="jane-zee" /></a><a href="http://insanity-icons.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/insanity-icons.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="insanity-icons" /></a><a href="http://neofox.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/neofox.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="neofox" /></a><a href="http://calisto-divine-blue.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/a/calisto-divine-blue.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="calisto-divine-blue" /></a><a href="http://crouching-kitty.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/r/crouching-kitty.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="crouching-kitty" /></a><a href="http://tekuri.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/e/tekuri.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="tekuri" /></a><br />
<br />
<b><u>Clubs With Tiny Nubs.</u></b><br />
<a href="http://z-a-d-r.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/z/_/z-a-d-r.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="z-a-d-r" /></a><a href="http://jhonen-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/h/jhonen-club.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="jhonen-club" /></a><a href="http://cat-lovers-anon.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/a/cat-lovers-anon.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="cat-lovers-anon" /></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>My feet are happy toooo!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:00:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YAY! I got to see my daddy!<br />
<br />
My wonderful dad lives in Australia, so I never get to see him. I barely ever talk to him since lately my email account has been full of spam. So getting to see him is really wonderful.<br />
<br />
We went to see Happy Feet. ^_^ It's an adorable movie and I'll be dancing for the rest of my life now. xD<br />
<br />
Oh! And I went to Hot Topic and got an awesome Zim hoodie! It was $45, but it had a large tag on it that said "$10 Off," but the BEST part was, since the one I chose had a broken zipper I got an extra $5 off! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /> And yeah, it's kind of a pain to zip it up, but you know what? I don't care. =<i></i>P<br />
<br />
I get to go see the skool play tonight, yay <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
It's an eccentric play that features two of my friends,<br />
<a href="http://water13852.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/w/a/water13852.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="water13852" /></a> and <a href="http://sploosh-killer.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/sploosh-killer.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="sploosh-killer" /></a>.<br />
Hurraaayyy!!<br />
<br />
Heehee. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /> Oh, and I'm feeling a lot better.<br />
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<br />
<br />
xoxo<br />
eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>Cancel search party, I found him.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:14:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well. I didn't FIND him, but I know where he is.<br />
Yups.<br />
Oniisan's gone over the stars. ..... Again.<br />
<br />
So yeah. Nobody needs to go looking for him anymore.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
xoxo<br />
eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>It's about time!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:12:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ After a bazillion days out of skool, I'm finally going back to VA. Good thing too, I need to use the freaking scanner. XD<br />
<br />
So that means I'm out of PA, on the road for about 8 hours, and then back in my own bed. I've been sleeping on an air mattress for the past week.<br />
<br />
On another note, my MySpace profile is now accessible for everyone to see. (I changed my age to 99. Hee!) There'll be some new pics up on there too. Look out world, Eevee's gonna make you go boom!<br />
<br />
Soooo. Yeah. That's about it. I'm sitting here in my coat with all my bags next to me as I type this. (My mom's really slow.)<br />
<br />
See you guys in 8 or 9 hours!<br />
<br />
<br />
xoxo<br />
Eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>I confess</title>
                <link>http://EeveeTofu.deviantart.com/journal/10837622/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 18:15:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ... but you can't know it.<br />
<br />
I found a cool website, iConfessional. Oddly enough, an advert link on dA led me to it.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.iconfessional.com">[link]</a><br />
<br />
I'm so nosy... DX<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*EeveeTofu</author>
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                <title>Theories on the Irken species</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 16:51:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've composed a number of theories on the Irken race. I've decided to open my heart and share them with you, because I'm just so nice. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
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<b><u>THEORIES ON THE IRKEN SPECIES</u></b><br />
EeveeTofu, 08 November 2006<br />
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<b><u>The Irken Gender Theory</u></b><br />
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<u>The Head</u><br />
Contains a small brain that develops physical habits i.e. speech impediments, twitches, etc. Also determines the gender of the body directly before birth.<br />
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<u>The PAK</u><br />
Contains all personality programming, memory, and data. Also has its own gender programming.<br />
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<u>The Body</u><br />
Mostly artificial. The development of the body over time is determined by the physical brain's initial gender decision.<br />
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<u>The Match</u><br />
95 percent of Irkens have matching gender and programming. The other five percent, however, do not possess matching gender and programming.<br />
For example, Zim has the body of a male and the PAK encoding of a female.<br />
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<b><u>The Irken Reproduction Theory</u></b><br />
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The Irken race has evolved past the necessity to continue the species through sexual reproduction. Through DNA manipulation and mutation, smeets are genetically grown; therefore, most Irkens consider the act of copulation obsolete.<br />
Although Irkens have roughly the same physical structure as humans, and although sexual relations between Irkens and humans are possible, the act would yield nothing because Irken DNA and human DNA are not compatible enough to produce offspring. Furthermore, Irkens think other races are disgusting and most would never engage in such behaviour.<br />
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<b><u>The Irken Physical Construction Theory</u></b><br />
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Like the human amphibian, an Irken's skin is covered in a thin slimy film. The body is mostly artificial, and does not function in the same way that the human's body functions. There is no need for waste to leave the body.<br />
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<u>Irken Food</u><br />
Anything edible produced by the Irken race is perfectly concocted to be broken up into components that the body needs, leaving no waste behind to be disposed. For this reason, any other species that attempts to consume Irken food may become quite ill.<br />
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<b><u>The Irken Mentality Theory</u></b><br />
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The Irken race is driven by their desire to conquer. They feel anger, triumph, animosity, and the like. Similarly, they can be driven by powerful lust. They cannot love--but some have been known to exhibit emotions not programmed into their PAK systems.<br />
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As I said, these are my own personal theories, and this is what I will use as reference for any Invader Zim fics I may write in the future.<br />
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xoxo<br />
Eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>An Eye For An Eye (new story)</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 14:18:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ORIGINAL STORY WHOOOOO~<br />
It's about animal cruelty. I won't tell you too much; just go read it.<br />
Chapter One: <b><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43598212/">[link]</a></b><br />
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The idea came up when I was watching Animal Cops with my uncle Joe; it was originally going to be written as a JtHM fanfic, but killing for the vengeance of animals didn't seem to fit Johnny.<br />
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So now it's about a different main character, told in their voice. I've intentionally left out information like their name, age, gender, and physical appearance. Because it's not really about this main character; it's about justice.<br />
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Have fun. It'll probably get really violent as the story progresses. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
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xoxo<br />
Eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I dream of... Johnny?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Movie I'm watching: <a href="http://www.ugoplayer.com//music/jthmfo.html">[link]</a><br />
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chyeah, random JtHM dream. It'd be a good story idea cept that it has a weird plot. Heck, I'll let you see for yourselves...<br />
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Nny is in his basement torture chamber, attending to a victim in an electric chair. He leaves for a moment to do something or other (wasn't clarified in the dream), and when he comes back the victim is gone; in his place is Squee. Nny hasn't a clue how this happened. (Neither do I, and I'm the one who dreamed it...) He kinda panics, shuts off the chair, and unties the restraints. Squee's shaking and looks more scared than ever. Nny can tell he's traumatized beyond belief. It hurts him more than you can imagine. He picks up his knife and murmurs an apology to his little Squee, and quickly puts him out of his misery.<br />
Coming back up to the surface (the main floor of the house) he hears sirens outside, and when he opens the door and steps out into the house he sees flashing lights. He chuckles darkly, prepared to accept his fate.<br />
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And that's where Grandma woke me up.<br />
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Like I said, a pretty cool plot idea, aside from the bugs that'd need to be worked out, i.e. Squee's placement into the chair and why the police would be at his house.<br />
Still, I might make it into a comic of some sort.<br />
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Oh yeah. There was something about Devi and Tenna, but I can't remember it.<br />
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xoxo<br />
Eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Can't wait till I get home....</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 15:54:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Upon returning home there will be countless drawings and photos submitted, some of my favourites being a tribute to the Nintendo Wii, pics of my mom in her wedding dress, and a few shots from what I like to call the "Laser Pointer Shoot."<br />
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Oh yeah, there'll be a ZADR drawing too, but I haven't finished it yet so I can't tell you exactly what's in it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" /><br />
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And I must remember to type up the short JtHM dream I had the other night. (That I can do before I go back home.)<br />
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Anyways... Gotta go eat dinner. Chinese. YUMMEH. XD<br />
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xoxo<br />
Eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Jhonen Vasquez at DragonCon!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 17:58:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Before I begin, I would like to say that this story is brought to you third- or fourth-hand by me, told to me originally by my awesome uncle Phineas, who heard it from his roommate Molly, who was there.<br />
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This is Molly's story!!!1<br />
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Molly runs the anime track at DragonCon every year, and one year she heard there was going to be some guy named Vasquez on one of the panels. Now, Molly's a connoisseur when it comes to Japanese anime and manga, but she'd never heard of the almighty Jhonen before, so she had no idea who the heck he was.<br />
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During the panel before Jhonen's, people apparently started coming into the room and sitting in the aisles, waiting for it to end so they could be there when Jhonen got there. As a result, the Vasquez panel was standing room only. The room was built to hold a capacity of about 50 to 60 people, and there were probably 100 to 150 people packed in there, all fans of Invader Zim or Johnny the Homicidal Maniac or what have you, with an average of two Invader Zim squeaky toys per person.<br />
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Jhonen sees this mob scene from a distance and panics.<br />
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He tells his posse (bodyguards or whatever?) he has to go to the restroom, and so he goes in there while his handlers wait outside the entrance. Little do they know, this convention is held in a hotel where the bathrooms have multiple entrances. Jhonen uses this to his advantage, slips out an alternate door, ditches his handlers, and gets the hell outta there.<br />
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Eventually they track him down, and Molly, being the head of this department, is sent to fetch him. She does, and she says to him, "Mr. Velasquez, your panel is live now."<br />
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Jhonen looks at her and asks, "Do you have any idea who I am?"<br />
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Molly, of course, doesn't. "Um... you're the guy whose panel is up now..."<br />
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This calms him down because, I'm not sure if any of you are aware but, JHONEN VASQUEZ IS SCARED TO DEATH OF HIS FANS. He makes Molly promise to stay within his sight and kind of be his bodyguard--Molly's built like a linebacker, ya see--and off they go.<br />
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The stage crew needs to completely kill the lights on the audience and bring the lights way up on the stage so people on the stage can't see the audience, because if Jhonen sees this huge crowd this close, he'll freak out. He comes out onstage up to the podium that I imagine is there, and begins his little talk about whatever it is Jhonen talks about. He spots a bowl of individually wrapped hard candies nearby, and (nervous habit, probably) begins to pick them out and unwrap them one-by-one and shove them into his mouth until eventually his mouth is crammed full of all these candies and you can't understand a word he's saying. Then he proceeds to pick them out of his mouth one-by-one and lay them out in a straight line on a piece of paper.<br />
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That's the whole story I got. I hope it enlightened you, or at least made you laugh hysterically.<br />
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xoxo<br />
eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My favourite people</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:50:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm quite happy, because I get to hang out with my uncle Phineas for a while. I never get to see him cause he lives in California, so this is really awesome. >w< (He's the guy who copied a bunch ov Invader Zim DVD's for me, by teh way.) So yeah. We talked about a lot of sht00f, mostly Jhonen-related. I'll have to post the Dragon Con story later, it's hilarious, but I'm short on time now.<br />
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Mom and Robert are officially married now, the wedding was a perfect balance of serious and goofy ("Who presents this broom?"), and almost everyone got a little toasted at the reception afterwards. I had a lot of orange soda. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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so yeah, that's all for now. I'll update later.<br />
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BTW, I'm in Pittsburgh.<br />
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xoxo<br />
Eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Pink frilly things</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:53:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Full name of the song: "Stick Magnetic Ribbons On Your SUV."<br />
Emotion should be "Bored," but my computer's being stupid and I can't change it.<br />
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WHOOO. I get to leave for 12 days to go to a wedding. My mom's. (Yes, I think the guy is awesome.)<br />
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For this ceremony thing I have to wear a pink frilly shirt. You wanna know what the scary thing is? I picked it out myself. o_O<br />
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but yeah.... There will definitely be no art from me for those 12 days, as I will have no access to a scanner. I may not be able to log on at all; I'm not quite sure at the moment.<br />
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but yeah.... so that's the scoop.<br />
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xoxo<br />
Eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I realized I forgot...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:09:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ EDIT.<br />
I realized that in my excitement and haste, I'd neglected to say what it actually IS.<br />
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It's a trench coat.<br />
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WOW! I just got a wonderful birthday present! And it's not even MY birthday, it's Johnny's! <3<br />
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<sub>(no, he still hasn't logged on for......... like forever)</sub><br />
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But yeah. It's awesome. It's got secret pockets in it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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It's dark green. It looks black but in the right light you can tell it's green.<br />
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And Suzanne has specially requested that I wear it to skool tomorrow, so I shall.<br />
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Pics will be up fairly soon....<br />
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xoxo<br />
eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>new things are good!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:40:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ new icon. it's a foot. WOOT MONTY PYTHON WOOT<br />
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weeee<br />
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i also got a new bra but no one cares cept vu, cause he's perverted like that. *SHMACK*<br />
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weheheheeeeeeeeeee<br />
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i need cookies now!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i need some sleep.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 22:39:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WOW i'm tired.<br />
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be back sometime tomorrow. i have to go shopping for something or other.<br />
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apparently, i've forgotten where the shift key is. you know what, i don't care.<br />
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yawn. goodnight everyone, it's sleepy-bye-nappy-time for eevee.<br />
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xoxo<br />
teh eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>INVADER ZIM COSPLAY WOWY!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:58:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.<br />
I'm SOOOO excited!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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Tomorrow is my FAVOURITE holiday EVERRR.<br />
Because you get free candy AND you get to scare the shit out of small children.<br />
It's a win-win situation! And Eevee likes to win!<br />
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But yeah. If you haven't figgured it out yet I'm cosplaying as Dibbers tomorrow; Jez is going to be teh Zim.<br />
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I'll post pics of the Zim costume later today; I don't have pics of the Dib-suit yet... (the wig's fucked up cause Jez freakin' SAT ON IT!!!)<br />
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lol. We're gonna have SOOOO much fun.<br />
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Oh, and just letting you know--we're not doing ZADR. (I know, it's sad. I cried. XD) We're taking sort of a ZADA-ish approach to it. I hope you know what ZADA means. If not, for heaven's sake please go look it up on UrbanDictionary...<br />
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Peace out<br />
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xoxo<br />
Eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>POE-KAY-MONZ!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 17:03:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WOOT.<br />
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Thanks to this awesome guy named Casey, I now have like a bazillion pokemon on my Ruby game.<br />
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HERE'S THE SCOOP.<br />
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I have one Gameboy and two Pokemon games: Ruby and Sapphire. I also have a gamelink cable. BUT I was missing the second gameboy from that equation.<br />
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That's when the platinum SP came to da' rescue!<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /><br />
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So yes, I am rather excited because now I have all the starter Pokemon, plus ones like Lotad/Lombre/Ludicolo, Sableye, Lunatone, Seviper, and FREAKIN' KYOGRE!!! (Thank you to whomever sold that Sapphire game to GameStop!!)<br />
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Oh yes, and Tyler in Maryland, if you're reading this, <b>you still owe me that Groudon!!!</b><br />
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Heeheehee. ^^<br />
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In other news, I have to go to my psychologist tomorrow so I'll be missing Theatre YET AGAIN!!!! *tantrumspazz* Wah! I'm sad!<br />
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SHIT! I'm supposed to be finishing that Zim costume! OHNOES!!!! *spazz* Sorry Jez I'll get right on that BYEEE!!!<br />
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~end transmission~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh my, I seem to have lost a Johnny.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 17:53:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, it's been over a MONTH since Nny's Myspace was accessed.<br />
<sub>(for all you non-believers, just pretend i'm talking about a rper or something)</sub><br />
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SOOOOO....... I'm sending out a SEARCH PARTAY.<br />
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If anyone happens to see Johnny wandering around, poke him and tell him to stop being dead.<br />
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~Eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>omglolwtfbbq! Inside joke-o-rama...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 19:57:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ MWAHAHAHA I'M SO BORED XD<br />
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blah, I have liek nothing to say<br />
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WILLIAM SHATNER IS AN ALUMINUM AMOEBA. zomg, he came FLYING out of my ass! D8<br />
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Whee, homecoming tomorrow with ~<a class="u" href="http://water13852.deviantart.com/">water13852</a>!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> Baahahaha I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> you Jez, you're feckin' awesome. Sorry you got your shoes all muddy >.><br />
"Hey Eevee I'm gonna ride your bus home WHEEEEEEE"<br />
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XD We're awesome. HAAHAHA the pep rally was soo funny. RANDOM WIG-FLINGIN' GOODNESS. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br />
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<i>hoedown, hoedown, hoedown...</i><br />
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XD Jimmy and Claire... people who don't exist rock my socks.<br />
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"KEEP IT PG, YOU TWO!" *runs off like an idiot* lawl, we scared the crap outta that lady...<br />
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Word to your mother.<br />
Eevee out.<br />
xoxo<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Holy shiznit, finally some ART!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:54:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YAAAYYY I POSTED SOME DEVIATIONS <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br />
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Are you losers happy now? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" /><br />
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Oh yes: this week's phrase is "amoeba meat."<br />
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Cheers.<br />
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~Eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>UPDATE! New fics, JtHM and ZADRness. And more!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 17:05:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hedo everyone, I has returned! FEAR MEEEEE!!<br />
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Yes, anyways... NEW FICS NEW FICS NEW FICS ZOMGWTFBBQ!<br />
I haven't come up with PERMANENT names for these yet, they're listed under their working titles.<br />
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First: "Johnny the Homicidal Teenager." I hate the name but I can't come up with anything better. Anyways, it's an AU (alternate universe) in which Nny is in his teen years as the current name suggests, still has parents (but they're never home so... they don't count), and uh... junk. I SWEAR TO GOD NIX CARTER IS NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND, OK?!? *ahem* Yes, my oc.<br />
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Second: "Garden Variety Love Triangle." The name is just one big inside joke between me, myself, and I. It's a ZADR in a way... well... ish... it's a M/F/M kinda thing. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS CAME FROM, BLAME MY DOG.<br />
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.............. wow.<br />
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And I get to be crazy all week and dress up like a pinja. And Captain Obvious. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /><br />
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... Must go. Dinner time.<br />
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~Eevee<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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