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Then I ogled some blondes and this one girl who looked like Lisa Barbuscia.

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]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/20774725/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/20774725/ Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:42:12 PDT When we got home we tested each of them out. I got one with a silver body that emits red flames. Everyone else said they didn't feel too comfortable with me carrying a lighter with an adjustable head. Cretins.
But RED FLAMES. My old lighters only emitted, like, shitty match-y bluish flames when they decided "oh hey I'm going to work now!". This one works all the time.
I'm going to name her Sylvia. That's a pretty name for a woman. I don't have a girlfriend, and I sure as hell won't need one now that I have Sylvia. Sylvia and I lit some candles and melted wax away from the wicks because the wicks started to, like, drown in wax after a while.

Then I got bored and poured some wax on my arms. Felt nice.
How was everyone else's day?

]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/20648499/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/20648499/ Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:50:33 PDT It doesn't look like my grandfather has a whole lot of time left and I kind of would like to see him before he goes. He had a stroke a couple of years ago, and then a particularly nasty one in April 2006 or 2007. My aunt's cat, Jones, is also pretty old and oh lawdy do I love that cat. She's, like, funny. But since cats don't live terribly long I'd like to see her before she goes as well. My aunt's dog...eh, whatever. She's got plenty of time left on this world and I'm not much of a dog person. She also ate this really good pizza one day and that pissed me off to no end.
Anyshit, I hate airports. Ever since 9/11 I've been pulled out of line for those stupid racial profiling things they've been doing...where they feel you up and run a baton over you because they think the buttons to your pants contain explosive devices because you look foreign. I wouldn't mind the feeling up part if the feeler-uppers were Laura Bertram or Laura Harris, but when the guy grabbing my goods looks like Salmonius from Hercules I get a little uncomfortable. They can claim they're not profiling all they want, but it's what they're doing.

On second thought, maybe having the two aforementioned actresses feel me up isn't such a great idea...I really like them and while the old men wouldn't be able to set off any explosions in my pants the two actresses would and that would be very embarassing.
"Alright, try to hold...still."
"D:"
"Someone get this guy a towel."

]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/20434599/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/20434599/ Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:03:20 PDT again on January 18, 2007 I guess I ought to make good on this and contribute one of my "great literary works" or the other.
I might have been justified in bitching about how judgemental people were of me when I was a little younger (actually, no I wasn't and if I could go back in time I'd punch myself in the face) but now that I'm almost twenty I really should get off my lazy ass and do something before I work myself into a rut like the rest of my family.
So here's what I'm going to do: I'm going to, like, write some short stories and submit them to magazines. For the one person in Finland or outer space or Outer Finland who reads this, could you please give me the names to some magazines I could submit to? I have a high school education and no real experience writing. I'm working for a college education. I want to scoop dead animals off the street for phat cash but I need experience.
tl;dr: Give me the name of a magazine I can submit to that will accept what some may call shit, that will get me lots and lots of negative feedbacks with bittersweet suggestions as to how I can improve my technique. An example of what I want is this...

Submission> Submission.
Response, abridged> Shitsux, first-timer. Here are some suggestions: bittersweet 1, bitter 1, sweet 1, bittersweet 2, shoot yourself 1, bittersweet 3.


Oh, and I moved into a house. Whether or not Obama wins will determine whether or not I stay. I think the rest of my family is joking, but they've all said much the same thing as I have. I'm not going to go into any great detail as to why I'm voting Democrat or whatever (I hate everybody except for Laura Harris and Laura Bertram and that sweetie on those Progressive Insurance commercials. I should be voting Nader, because some guy on Red vs Blue said he hated everybody and he voted Nader) because despite the fact that this is the internet and I can hide behind sock puppets and what I really don't feel like "getting into it" with people right now. The only things I want to "get into" are the pants of one of the three aforementioned women I said I didn't hate.
But yah. If Obama wins, I stay.
If Obama loses, I'm going to go live in a cave in some far-off country (Finland is far away!) like Timothy of Gilliam from Highlander the Series.

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I might give you those hitgifts I promised a couple years ago.

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]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/18710727/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/18710727/ Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:46:28 PDT I'd say more words but I'm too lazy.

]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/17189624/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/17189624/ Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:03:59 PST Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying game, died yesterday of an abdominal aneurysm.
Story.
I would like to take this time to say that Gary was a hero to me, and that of all my heroes he inspired me to do more than my father ever would have.
Rest in peace, Gary. I will see to it that you are remembered for years to come.

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]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/15211040/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/15211040/ Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:26:56 PDT I decided to give it another chance with the release of The Burning Crusade, and for a while I was pretty happy, but...you know what? I'm not going to beat around the bush.
The lore is on the verge of collapsing on itself.
All of a sudden we find some offshoot of the eredar ( the same eredar who just so happen to have been corrupted by Sargeras, rather than the other way around ); there are somehow orcs who survived both the destruction of their homeworld and managed to evade the Burning Legion; from out of the blue we have this population explosion of blood elves on Azeroth who've magically decided to join the Horde-- who in published material ( Alliance & Horde Compendium ) have deemed them as being dangerous --who decided to up and help them ( the Horde's alliance with the Forsaken is kind of iffy too ). Better yet, all of a sudden Outland is open to everybody with very little explanation as to why.
I know the devs are hard-pressed to find something-- anything for the PvErs to lunge at ( PvPers are easy to satisfy; give them another player and they're happy as can be ), but at the cost of a beautiful story?

If I were in charge it'd go something like this: I - vanilla WoW.
II - ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE GREAT SEA; ALSO, QUEL'THALAS AND ZUL'AMAN.
III - Oh hey guys, horizontal expansion next! Say hello to Grim Batol and some previously closed zones and a new zone called Azuremyst Isle, as well as the island above it, Bloodmyst Isle! We're also giving you two new races, sorry for the wait! Oh, and since you were so patient we're also giving you a hair salon, a dance studio, and a hero class!
IV - The Dark Portal is functional now! Go to Outland! Illidan has some crazy plan up his pantleg since he doesn't wear a shirt! Not too sure about Kael and Vashj-- OH SHIT. KAEL WANTS TO BRING KIL'JAEDEN INTO AZEROTH. HE MUST BE STOPPED. Vashj isn't doing anything, but since we put her in there you better take care of her too.
V - LOOK. IT'S THE LICH KING. ZOMBIES AND SKELETONS EVERYWHERE. AGGHAG. Oh, and no, Frostmourne isn't dropping guys, sorry. : D
Numerous horizontal expansions somewhere in between...think of them as "free downloads".

Oh well. The only thing that'll keep me from acting on my current plans is Frostmourne not dropping. If it drops, I'm out of Azeroth for good.
Which is why I'm considering subscribing to The Lord of the Rings Online. While, yes, it's kind of encroaching upon the story it looks like a welcome breath of fresh air. Has anyone reading this played it? Would they care to relate to me their experiences? I've read a player's opinions in one of Xadhoom's image comments, but I'd like to hear more.

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BAD INFLUENCE QUIZ

If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.
Total the number of things in each list you've done.

1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol. Cousin wouldn't shut the fuck up so I drank a peach Bacardi thing he bought. Tasted like tits.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. Does the floor count?
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had someone in your room other than family. I'm eighteen. I have friends.
7. watched porn. It wasn't really good. :/ Mostly nose-tapping and some stalker dude staring in wide-eyed wonder.
8. bought porn.
9. done drugs.
TOTAL: 4

1. taken painkillers You try walking around with your nads soldered together, and you tell me how that feels.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents. So?
4. lied to a friend. So?
5. snuck out of the house. I forgot what for.
6. done something illegal. /shrug
7. cut yourself on purpose.
8. hurt someone. Emotionally? Yes. Some were deserving, others weren't. I'm not proud, not ashamed.
9. wished someone to die. Plenty of times. They were deserving.
10. seen someone die. More like "seen someone dead", and yes. It was on a bridge.
TOTAL: 8

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair. Oh well.
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
TOTAL: 1

1. been to a wild party.
2. seen Mardi Gras.
3. drank more than four beers in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida. Because I live there. : D!
5. sniffed anything. Marker~
6. wore black nail polish. Yeah, but my bottle dried out. D : So now I have to use sparkly blue polish.
7. wore arm bands. Armwarmers? Yep. Felt awkward.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap. Grandmaster Flash.
10. own a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 5

1. dressed gothic. Is this a "bad influence quiz" or a "does Jesus love you" quiz?
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted
9. had a crush on a neighbor. Numerous times. Let's say the South rose again. In my pants.
10. had someone sneak into your room.
TOTAL: 2

1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your best (guy/girl)friend.
3. been to a concert.
4. dry-humped someone. CARRIE IS THAT YOU
5. been called a slut. Plenty of times.
6. called someone a slut. See above. It was more of a silly, friendly "OHOHO NO U ^o^!!!!1" thing than anything else...
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror.
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 3

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater. Yep. Whjen I was both underaged and overaged.
3. cruised the mall. Mallrattery? Yeah. Totally guilty of that...
4. skipped school. Oh please.
5. had surgery. See "balls" comment.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire. Three different things in the same fifteen minutes! : D!
10. lied about your age. "hi im bill im from greenland in 16"
TOTAL: 6

1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. cheated with someone.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger. "Adam?" *opens arms*
6. hugged a stranger. "Oh. Shit. Oh, I'll hug you."
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harrassed. "URR ARE YOU MEXICAN ARE YOU POLISH ARE YOU AMISH"
10. been verbally harrassed. Sup Freshman year.
TOTAL: 4

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online. STEVE IS THAT YOU
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight. Fuck yeah.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. Yeah.
4. wat... ]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/15168191/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/15168191/ Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:58:00 PDT All I really remember about the car was that the inside was covered in dark, sticky blood ( the kind with grains of salt in it...think of the blood from the birthing scene in Xtro or the ichorous shit you'd see coming out of giant crocodile or peacock bite wounds on any Sci-Fi original movie ) and I'd apparently done something to the thing between the front seats.
I kept telling him to shut up, that I hadn't done anything, and that I was watching Highlander.

And that was my dream. I think my dream catchers are defective.

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Oh. My. God. XD

]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/14662285/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/14662285/ Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:52:43 PDT I got stared at on the way by white wimminz, and while walking back found a gnarly armchair.
It was brown, with some groovyish upholstery. I was like, "whoa". So I showed ma and she was like, "vacuum it and spray it with Lysol". So I did.
And I now have a throne.
It is called the Groove Throne. Pictures later.

]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/14292061/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/14292061/ Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:16:30 PDT It was dead.
It was not whole.
So I took it home and am now cleaning it. PICTURES LATER.

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[link]

Epic.
With orchestral music and Jesus saying "lol" and chainsaws like in this pictar: [link]

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]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/12968435/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/12968435/ Tue, 15 May 2007 17:17:19 PDT Let's see. I got two books about writing from my sister, and two Warcraft d20 books from my mother.
Around the eighth of this month my Uncle Rick died, and my mother tried calling my aunt Gloria for the cause of death and she hasn't answered. Drama, et cetera.
I'm going to Dakota's sometime this week or the next to play 2D fighting games with him and his friends, and going to hang out with Jessica sometime too.
Also, today I went to RaceTrac to cash in some coupons I got in the mail. I already used two so I had to buy a hotdog and a slushie today. Hotdog was cold. Onions looked like cum :/

]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/10741654/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/10741654/ Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:40:01 PST Also. I got fired/laid off the twenty-fourth of last month. :/
Tub'lard James told Mustafa that he needed someone who'd come in at two and since I'm seventeen I can't even though I don't go to school. So~ ma told me and I'm like, 'eh whatever'.
Got my last paycheck I think last week or the week before. Ma got a job too so that means I can get one but I'm waiting until after Thanksgiving or something. But yeah...whatever. I'm starting to 'Ryu Up' ever since I lost my job-- since that was my only means of contacting the 'outside world', I've once again lost touch. ...it won't be long before I'm like I was when I was home schooled. I would've stayed in public schools, but there're too many people I don't like that go there. Pff...like, almost all my 'friends'? Even at my old school.

Like...let's see.
Well, you know how I feel about my friends in both high schools I went to so...why waste your time? If you don't know, I'd like to give you a recap. Or whatever the fuck that is.
Riverview: Stupid, immature assholes who bitch the minute you leave them.
Venice: Slightly smarter and a bit more mature, really fucking boring and always preoccupied.
Oh, fuck it I should've stayed at Riverview. At least there I identified more with the people. Venice is so fucking fake and everyone has a life.
Oh fuck I have homework to do still. Not like I feel like doing it, because honestly who gives a fuck about the legal system or...whatever. I've dreaded taking this class for so long.

]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/10058223/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/10058223/ Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:50:21 PDT ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/9156891/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/9156891/ Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:04:43 PDT I aim to misbehave. ]]> ~Elidibs http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/7663403/ http://Elidibs.deviantart.com/journal/7663403/ Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:53:39 PST I gotta hand in my job application tomorrow. :/ ]]> ~Elidibs