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Day 51:

This can NOT be happening to me; I join my mother for an annual circuit assembly for Jehovah's Witnesses, and this is the thanks I get? An entire weekend spent in the Kingdom Assembly Building being reformed by a governing body of overzealous Christian theocrats, mindlessly doing God's will "with love and kindness!?" Well, believe me when I say that I'd rather be raped, tortured, and dismembered to death by white supremacists!! Besides, no matter how hard theWatchtower tries to persuade me into God's Word, I'm not going to permit this to be the reason why I am a cowardly quitter who has always been a madly overjoyed optimist throughout my days; it is most sickening!!!

*Sigh* But right now, I have to do the best I can to resist these teachings so that I can continue to plot world domination. Hail Quintana!

Struggling to battle the forces of ignorance and spirituality,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire

P.S.: If I don't make it back mentally unscathed, then just remember that I have risked my life (and beliefs) for a most noble cause...

]]> ~EmperorQuintana http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/17506334/ http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/17506334/ Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:13:12 PDT 8:46 PM

Day 46:

Oy. It appears to me that the OfficeSuite software was nothing but a burden on my hands; I tried to install it, but when I attempted to enter the Product ID, it cannot confirm! Good thing I have returned it for I full refund yesterday; I no longer have trust in such a low-quality system that brings such dastardly errors!

But look at the bright side; I have spent the refund money on a computer game called "Rise Of Nations". I have found it to be perfectly astounding, for I was left speechless about it...

It's great to inform you that I have enjoyed it since then, but now, I must hit the hay; it might be imprudent for me to constantly deprive myself of my sleep.
Hail Quintana!

Yours with restored ambition,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire

]]> ~EmperorQuintana http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/17506267/ http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/17506267/ Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:08:23 PDT 10:54 PM

Day 44:

Ah, this was a great day for revitalization; I have gone to the movies to watch "Horton Hears A Who", I was most entranced and drived by the film's quality material and value, which is why I've said it, in my two-thumbs-up attitude, "Best...movie...ever...period."

And yet, this day has gotten better: I've purchased the dirt-cheap, reasonable-quality OfficeSuite; It's quite resemblant and compatible to Microsoft Office, only in a CD for only $9.95. What an essentially irresistible offer!

Oh, and speaking of which, I'm going to try it out; it's no use neglecting its use after purchasing it.
Hail Quintana!

Yours in regaining power for the benefit of the Quintana Empire,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire

]]> ~EmperorQuintana http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/17506256/ http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/17506256/ Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:07:35 PDT 3:02 PM

Day 36:

Happily alleviated is the one who attempts to rebulild the Quintana Empire from the ground up! I have successfully signed Veronica Taylor's electronic guestbook online, and I have never felt better for the past 2-3 years. I fell in love with her when I realized that she's 29. Good thing I'm 19, though. Someday, I'm going to meet her in person and do the best to spend my time with her. Well, it seems that I have a crush on her; perhaps it's because she has a very enticing voice, a lovely figure, and a good-natured personality that makes me feel very comfortable around her. At least I hope that she finds me an inspirational figure after I encouraged her to restore her career in the Pokemon series; after all, I've always been a Pokemon fan since I was 9.

I hope to hear more from Veronica; it would despair me if something tragic might happen to her.
Hail Quintana!

Perfecting all my hopes and dreams for an unexpected future,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire

]]> ~EmperorQuintana http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/17506237/ http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/17506237/ Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:05:52 PDT 10:20 AM

Day 30:

Hopelessness. Shame. Guilt. Those were the feelings my mother made me experience by constantly coercing me into keeping the spiritual faith. I really didn't want that life; I wanted a whole lot more! I wanted to take over the world and rule it with an iron fist!! But my mother still insisted me on going to Paradise after the reckoning. I didn't want to go there; it's too peaceful and happy with all the rosy optimism coming from the naive inhabitants that might be there. I can't stand it all!

Throughout this week, I was first suspended from the Computer Courtyard & Access Center for disregarding its regulations (as well as *deliberately* muttering something threatening), then I was given an order to head to the shrink. It would appear to me that things could get a lot worse, because should I refuse the appointment, I might get automatically expelled, and that effect might be irreversible!

Anyway, I've got to leave for the appointment; I wish not to let you down!

Hail Quintana!



Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire

]]> ~EmperorQuintana http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/17116431/ http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/17116431/ Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:54:20 PST 8:30 AM

Day 10:

Something finally came to me: I will participate in a special tax foreclosure purchase in order to live cheaply without any financial concern (unless any should arise). At least I might be able to have my own large master bedroom with an executive office there; who knows what I might accomplish!

*Sigh* However, even though I might be concerned about my progress (academic or otherwise), my mother was quite doubtful over that idea. But that doesn't stop me, for I have other plans for my life, such as bodybuilding, Olympic training, and militarization (in case of a serious terrorist threat).

And now, I must be off to continue my life as a fugitive, unless otherwise noted; it's no use wallowing over my lack of income in the later years of my life.

Hail Quintana!

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire

]]> ~EmperorQuintana http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/16988142/ http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/16988142/ Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:23:17 PST 9:33 PM

Day 1:

I feel so miserable knowing that I have abandoned all hope for world domination. It made my mother proud that I did just so, thus expecting me to make God proud as well. But I did not expect myself to live this life any longer; I'm already losing my mind and dignity from following ALL of the Ten Commandments as well as Jehovah's other laws!

I know that Satan is to blame for putting society under his rule, but I have to do something, other than continue living the rest of my life going door-to-door, preaching the good news, and reading (let alone studying) the Bible every day; if I receive the gift of Paradise, then there will be no human political authority. If I don't become a powerful Fascist authority figure, then how will I live out my days as a feared threat to democracy? I can't believe that my life is falling apart without the Empire!

But lo! I sense a glimmer of hope in me, for my suffering will be nigh. However it shall probably take about a couple of months to get my bearings straight and nullify my resignation & dissolution papers in order to get myself back on my feet as the Emperor and rebuild the Empire from the ground up, and afterwards, once monetary expectations are met, I shall move out of the house, I will finally achieve inner peace and total independence!

But now, I've got to get some rest; I can't keep myself awake after all I've been through.

Attempting to restore the Empire in the designated future,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire.

P.S.: I've been trying to find tonight's lunar eclipse, but there's no sign of it. Tragic, huh?

]]> ~EmperorQuintana http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/16959931/ http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/16959931/ Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:33:06 PST
I know that I have attempted to promise you all a better, incorruptible Fascist regime, thus promoting order and commerce throughout my domain, let alone throughout the reaches of the Earth. I know that I tried to resist the pain society brought unto me. And I know that I have endured with a New Order for about a year. But whatever all this trouble I went through, although I don't know how I'm going to break it to you all, I'm going to say it right out: as you all may know, I have been a Jehovah's Witness for about a decade, and I have disregarded God's Law, just to live life to the fullest without losing my mind from inactivity and boredom. Personally, I blame society for infecting the innocent minds for their corrupt purposes. However, I actually blame Satan the Devil for plunging the world into chaos and deception, just so that he might make us flee from God's Kingdom. In other words, I must surrender on behalf of Jehovah, the one true God. And thus, I shall serve him forevermore. And now, before I wave my white flag of surrender and sign the treaty of resignation and disbandment, I shall utter the Imperial Praise and Slogan for old times' sake. "Hail Quintana!" "Pro Novo Ordinem de Imperator et Imperium!"

Phew! At least that made me feel a bit better. Besides, I just wanted you all to know that we had some great times together. From now on, I will abandon all hopes, dreams, and ambitions of world domination in order to serve Jehovah until the very end. Perhaps we shall meet again someday. Farewell to all!

Praise Jah forever!!

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.

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The manager of the Computer Courtyard administrator is unable to notify me; he's in a meeting the whole day. Perhaps I'll see him next Friday...

But look on the bright side: at least I bumped into Bianca this Tuesday, and her cousin is with her. Not a bad event to improve the week, huh?

Now I should get going; this lab is going to close any minute now.
Hail Quintana!!

Rushing to save time,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Emperor, Quintana Empire

]]> ~EmperorQuintana http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/16765438/ http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/16765438/ Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:33:07 PST Hail Quintana!!

Putting my assets on success,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Emperor, Quintana Empire

]]> ~EmperorQuintana http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/16339456/ http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/16339456/ Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:26:50 PST
It appears to me that I am about to be back on my feet, because I'm about to get a college job quite soon; so long, poverty & lethargy, and hello, increased chances of work ethic, world domination, and future Trafford publishing payments! Besides, two days ago, I have found a few followers named Melissa Narangel and Lisa McCall. Lisa is currently planning to fulfill her aspirations in the medical industry; perhaps when the Empire rises into power, then I shall appoint her as Chief of Medical Staff. Good idea, huh?

In other words, I am only available on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so comment and/or e-mail me if you need some advice.
Hail Quintana!!

Hoping for a lucrative miracle,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Emperor, Quintana Empire

P.S.: I have finally found my Pokemon Blue Version Cartridge, although I cannot remember where it was...

]]> ~EmperorQuintana http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/15985198/ http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/15985198/ Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:54:17 PST
This day may have been tragically different from what is projected, but the latter took a turn for the better. No wonder I have recently felt dignified and proud, not because of the purchase of Advance Wars 2© for the NintendoTM GBA SP two days ago at Babbage's located in the Miami Inernational Mall, but for the well-mannered and politically-minded revolutionaries that I have recently met in college. Back then, I met Bianca, but later on, after I completed the final exam, I left to see that she left earlier. However, I found that I was too late to say goodbye to her, due to the fact that this semester is already beginning to draw to a close. I wept for her to return, but to no avail. It's tragic that when a certain special someone leaves without bidding you adieu, you might have felt devastated, torn apart, and unable to carry on, suspecting that everything in your life is falling apart.

But now, since this grieving behavior is only temporary, I have realized that it's time for me to move on, not only for the sake of my own well-being, but also for the betterment of the Empire. Besides, without me, world domination would have been a pointless task for anyone to have done in his/her lifetime.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I've got important matters to settle...
Hail Quintana!

Yours through recent self-empowerment,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Emperor, Quintana Empire

P.S.: I need to shave off my mustache and beard, they're really making me look like a Communist!

]]> ~EmperorQuintana http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/15830680/ http://EmperorQuintana.deviantart.com/journal/15830680/ Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:28:40 PST
I am here to inform you that there is gonna be a brand-new authority figure in town. I am Emperor Quintana, and I am a new member to the deviantArt community. If there are any questions and/or comments, please feel free to do so.
Hail Quintana!!

Bringing incorruptibility to your domain,

Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Emperor, Quintana Empire

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