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Somebody hold me, I'm scared.

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Thank you. ]]> ~EvilSandwich http://EvilSandwich.deviantart.com/journal/5242088/ http://EvilSandwich.deviantart.com/journal/5242088/ Sun, 01 May 2005 20:53:17 PDT
Full Name: Steven C. Furtado
Age: 21
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 205 pounds
Natural Hair: Dark brown
Eye Color: Brown
Number of Siblings: One, sister
Glasses/Contacts?: Glasses, bifocals
Piercings?: None, they gross me out
Tattoos?: None
Braces or Retainers?: None

FAVORITE;

Color: Teal
Band: I don't have one, but I do have a certain fondness for the Rolling Stones
Song(s): November Rain - Guns & Roses
Stuffed Animal: I haven't have one in years
Video Game: Beyond Good and Evil, Planescape: Torment
T.V. Show: Stargate SG1
Movie: Death to Smoochy
Book: To Where your Scattered Bodies Go by Philip Jose Farmer
Food: Maceroni and Cheese
Games on a Cell Phone: I avoid cellphones like the plague
CD cover: n/a
Flower: Magnolia
Scent: Fresh Coffee, which is strange seeing as how the taste makes me retch.
Animal: Felines
Comic Book: The Fantanstic Four, Reed Richards is my idol
Cereal: Corn Flakes
Website: [link]
Cartoon: Kim Possible, Tom goes to the Mayor, Duckman

DO YOU;

Play an Instrument?: Alto Saxophone
Watch T.V. more than 60 hours a week?: God no. I hate most television
Like to sing?: I'm tone-deaf
Have a job?: None I'm too proud of.
Have a cell: phone?: I hate those damn things.
Like to play sports?: I used to.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Never cared about such things
Have a crush on someone?: No
Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: Unfortunately no.
Have more than five T.V.s in the house: Yes, most don't work though.
Have any special talents/skills: Too many to mention.
Exercise daily?: I try to.
Like school?: I love college.

CAN YOU;

Sing the alphabet backwards?: Yes
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yes
Speak any other languages?: I can speak Esperanto and a little Spanish.
Go a day without food?: Longer
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: Yeah, not pleasent though.
Read music, not just tabs?: No
Roll your tounge?: Yes
Eat a whole pizza?: Yes

HAVE YOU EVER:

Snuck out of the house?: No
Cried to get out of trouble?: No
Gotten lost in your city?: No
Seen a shooting star?: Yes
Been to any other countries?: Yes
Had a serious surgery?: One appendectemy and jaw surgery.
Stolen something important to someone else?: Yes
Solved a rubiks cube?: Twice
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: I've been in my underpants in public
Cried over a girl?: Oh yeah, got over it though.
Cried over a boy?: No
Kissed a random stranger?: Once at a party.
Hugged a random stranger?: Yes, I'm weird like that.
Been in a fist fight?: Yep, won a couple too.
Been arrested?: No
Done drugs?: Smoked maryjane once, but that was it.
Had alcohol?: Only at parties, but even then, not often.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose: No
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: I would never do something that rude.
Gone to school only to find out you had the day off because of a holiday/etc.?: Oh yeah
Swore at your parents?: Yes
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: No, guys just don't do that to others.
Been in love?: Yes
Been close to love?: Yes
Been to a casino?: Yes
Ran over an animal and killed it?: No
Broken a bone?: Broke my jaw once.
Gotten stitches?: Yes
Had a waterballoon fight in the winter?: Yes
Drank a whole gallon of milk in an hour?: Yep... puked...
Made homemad muffins?: Yes
Bitten someone?: Yes
Been to Disneyland/ Disneyworld?: No.
More than 5 times?: No
Been to Nieagra Falls?: Yes
Burped in someones face?: No

PICK ONE;

Fruit/Vegetables: Fruit
Black/White: White
Lights on/Lights off: On
TV/Movie: Movie
Car/Truck: Car
Body spray/lotion: Body Spray
Cash/check: Cash
Pillows/blankets: Blankets
Headache/stomach ache: Headache
Paint/charcoal: Paint
Chinese food/Mexican food: Mexican
Summer/Winter: Summer
Snow/Rain: Rain
Fog/Misty: Misty
Rock/Rap: Rock
Meat/Vegetarian: MEAT
Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla
Sprinkles/Icing: Sprinkles
Cake/Pie: Pie
French toast/French fries: French Toast
Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries
Ocean/Swimming pool: Swimming pool
Cookies/Muffins: Muffins
Wallet/pocket: Wallet
Window/Door: Door
Pink/Purple: Purple
Cat/Dog: Cat
Long sleeve/Short sleeve: Short
Pants... ]]> ~EvilSandwich http://EvilSandwich.deviantart.com/journal/4563483/ http://EvilSandwich.deviantart.com/journal/4563483/ Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:16:49 PST
And I haven't posted any non-scrapworthy art since.... well... ever... ]]> ~EvilSandwich http://EvilSandwich.deviantart.com/journal/2377365/ http://EvilSandwich.deviantart.com/journal/2377365/ Fri, 07 May 2004 08:11:28 PDT
The club is holding a make your own Titan hero or villian contest and being a casual fan of the TV show, I felt inspired to finally draw this one DC villian that I had floating in my head for a long time. So, I drew a picture, then I drew another one, then another one. By the end of it all, I managed to pump out a total of seven pictures of this guy. I mean, sure they were crappy drawings, but they were MINE dammit and I wanted to enter him in the contest due to the fact that his story was 17 kinds of awesome.... Oh well...

Random Thought:
We all know what a 69 is.

But, what would the other numbers be like? Would a 96 involved licking each other's shoulders? What about 23? 34.5? Would a zero end up being you and your partner forgeting sex altogether to play Monoploy and eat popcorn? I must know the answer, but when I asked some mathimatications, they only give me funny looks. ]]> ~EvilSandwich http://EvilSandwich.deviantart.com/journal/2354001/ http://EvilSandwich.deviantart.com/journal/2354001/ Mon, 03 May 2004 19:23:28 PDT
I don't have a scanner...

At this sudden revelation, I must now eat my own head to make up for this dishonor.

Fortunately, I have a few things that I made using good ol' MSPaint that I will be posting later. Paint maybe a crap graphics program, but it still holds a special place in my heart... right next to the cholesterol build-up that will one day kill me.

*finished cheeseburger* ]]> ~EvilSandwich